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earnest tusk Oct 23, 2023, 12:43 AM

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so, a normal uuidv4 has 2^122 possible combinations
since that's 4 uuidv4s, it has 2^488 possible combinations
2^488 = 799,167,628,880,894,011,233,688,890,827,050,574,271,641,124,522,232,614,619,944,181,664,095,165,137,859,998,750,798,362,384,253,944,616,915,694,367,080,095,461,234,681,773,897,801,038,410,285,056

thats 799 forty seven - illions or however the hell you'd call it

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compared to 2^122 = 5,316,911,983,139,663,491,615,228,241,121,378,304, 5.3 undecillion combinations

novel hatch Oct 23, 2023, 1:04 AM

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https://daxz.discowd.com/herobrine_v1.mp4

▶ Play video

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he wathces you sleep

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ive another one that jumpscares you by looking through windows

lime tulip Oct 23, 2023, 1:04 AM

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HHAHA

visual tartan Oct 23, 2023, 1:05 AM

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NAWWW THATS CREEPY

lime tulip Oct 23, 2023, 1:05 AM

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theres no actual noise he just stares at you thats great

lunar garden Oct 23, 2023, 2:12 AM

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novel hatch https://daxz.discowd.com/herobrine_v1.mp4

Can't believe you took my idea.

novel hatch Oct 23, 2023, 2:13 AM

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lunar garden Can't believe you took my idea.

someoke commissioned it from me ages ago lol

lunar garden Oct 23, 2023, 2:13 AM

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Clearly I was the first ever jumpscarer.

novel hatch Oct 23, 2023, 2:13 AM

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🪤🪤

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chhese

lime tulip Oct 23, 2023, 2:13 AM

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THATS A REAL EMOJI?

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WHAT

novel hatch Oct 23, 2023, 2:14 AM

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🧋

lunar garden Oct 23, 2023, 2:15 AM

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novel hatch someoke commissioned it from me ages ago lol

I'm generally kidding because I made something dumb like six months ago. #1098024603756015726 message

novel hatch Oct 23, 2023, 2:15 AM

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oh loll

dry maple Oct 23, 2023, 4:03 AM

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You two need to play with the "From the fog" mod

mellow bronze Oct 23, 2023, 1:57 PM

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so you're saying there's a chance?

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time to build in super-uuid collision detection

visual tartan Oct 23, 2023, 1:57 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/regal-cinema-kino-so-you're-telling-me-there's-a-chance-dumb-and-dumber-gif-14310730561039263019

Tenor

fiery canyon Oct 23, 2023, 2:48 PM

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uuid collisions cause me great distress for absolutely no reason

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better check if the uuid is already in the data set

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just to be sure

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btw why don’t we do uuids based on epoch time to the millisecond or something

tender orchid Oct 23, 2023, 2:58 PM

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that is a standard defined uuid type too, probably better than random ones

fiery canyon Oct 23, 2023, 3:09 PM

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agreed

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guys can we get this in denizen /j

lunar garden Oct 23, 2023, 3:16 PM

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fiery canyon btw why don’t we do uuids based on epoch time to the millisecond or something

I actually do this for item uuids on my custom ids that need them. epoch-<util.random_uuid>

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It's pretty unlikely they'll ever match another one.

fiery canyon Oct 23, 2023, 3:17 PM

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lunar garden It's pretty unlikely they'll ever match another one.

better check just to be sure /j

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is database paranoia a real thing or a meme

earnest tusk Oct 23, 2023, 3:18 PM

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youre experiencing it right now

fiery canyon Oct 23, 2023, 3:18 PM

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don’t gaslight me

earnest tusk Oct 23, 2023, 3:18 PM

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are you a real thing or a meme

fiery canyon Oct 23, 2023, 3:18 PM

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the latter

lunar garden Oct 23, 2023, 3:19 PM

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Gaslighting isn't real, stop making things up. I expect this kind of behavior from the DoNotTrust user.

fiery canyon Oct 23, 2023, 3:19 PM

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im gonna lose my shit dog

earnest tusk Oct 23, 2023, 4:16 PM

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why do you have a shit dog

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how does it work

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is it made of shit or is it just a shit

final pebble Oct 23, 2023, 5:24 PM

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fewer lines == better

glizzy_maker:
    type: world
    debug: false
    command:
    - repeat 1 { - if <player.inventory.list_contents.size> > 5 { - foreach <player.inventory.map_slots> { - inventory adjust slot:<[key]> display:Glizzy } } }
    events:
        after player opens inventory:
        - inject command path:local

lunar garden Oct 23, 2023, 5:35 PM

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I mean, I guess?

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That almost hurts to look at.

granite valley Oct 23, 2023, 5:46 PM

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final pebble fewer lines == better ```yaml glizzy_maker: type: world debug: false ...

That has unnecessary extra lines, put the command in directly instead of injecting it

final pebble Oct 23, 2023, 5:47 PM

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i tried but it doesnt accept the syntax if done that way 😆

granite valley Oct 23, 2023, 5:51 PM

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Also - adjust <player.inventory> contents:<player.inventory.list_contents.parse[with[display=Glizzy]]> if:<player.invetory.list_contents.size.is_more_than[5]> something like that lol

past robin Oct 23, 2023, 6:35 PM

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wait you can have events and command in one script?

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oh no, I'm dumb

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forget

lunar garden Oct 23, 2023, 6:39 PM

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It's just subscripts yeah.

earnest tusk Oct 23, 2023, 6:44 PM

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inception:
  type: task
  debug: false
  script:
  - inject inception path:script

lunar garden Oct 23, 2023, 6:51 PM

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I don't think that'll even work because the path is wrong?

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No wait.

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I see.

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Would that even work? Haha.

soft cape Oct 23, 2023, 6:51 PM

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If it does your server probably won't

earnest tusk Oct 23, 2023, 6:59 PM

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wait it doesnt even need the path arg

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inception:
  type: task
  debug: false
  script:
  - inject inception

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any kind soul willing to test this and record the server melting down?

fiery canyon Oct 23, 2023, 7:02 PM

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get an even faster crash by putting two injects

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or, err, im thinking of run

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you probably don’t need inject, just run

earnest tusk Oct 23, 2023, 7:05 PM

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it'd need to run two of itself for it to be crashier than injecting

spice valley Oct 23, 2023, 7:05 PM

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earnest tusk any kind soul willing to test this and record the server melting down?

earnest tusk Oct 23, 2023, 7:05 PM

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exponentially increasing server meltdown

earnest tusk Oct 23, 2023, 7:06 PM

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spice valley

lmao

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thank you for your service

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🫡

spice valley Oct 23, 2023, 7:07 PM

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🫡

novel hatch Oct 24, 2023, 1:05 AM

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recursion

lime tulip Oct 24, 2023, 1:05 AM

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iseven isodd

novel hatch Oct 28, 2023, 4:10 PM

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- <&7>Automatically picks up nearby coins
        - <&7>within <&a><player.flag[mh.upgrades.player.gold_magnet].if_null[1].div[2]><&7> blocks.
        - <&7>
        - <&8>Cost: <&6><proc[upgrade_formula].context[100|<player.flag[mh.upgrades.player.gold_magnet].if_null[1]>]> Coins
        - <&7>
        - <&7><player.has_flag[mh.upgrades.player.gold_magnet].if_true[<player.flag[mh.upgrades.player.gold_magnet].is_more_than_or_equal_to[10].if_true[<&2><&l>MAX LEVEL].if_false[<&2><&l>LEVEL<&sp><player.flag[mh.upgrades.player.gold_magnet]>]>].if_false[<&c><&l>NOT<&sp>UNLOCKED]>

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this is very bad

remote ivy Oct 28, 2023, 4:20 PM

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if you unzoom discord enough times it fits into one line :D

lunar garden Oct 28, 2023, 4:33 PM

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But why would you zoom out this much.

remote ivy Oct 28, 2023, 4:36 PM

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Why not

fiery canyon Oct 28, 2023, 4:38 PM

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lunar garden But why would you zoom out this much.

why the fuck do you have compact mode on

lunar garden Oct 28, 2023, 4:38 PM

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Why don't you?

fiery canyon Oct 28, 2023, 4:39 PM

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sorry but i don’t have a 7 inch monitor

lunar garden Oct 28, 2023, 4:39 PM

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I find that hard to believe from the DoNotTrust user.

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But to actually answer your question, I like it this way. I ( along with several peoplehere ) come from the IRC days, and compact mode is the closest we're gonna get to IRC.

dry maple Oct 28, 2023, 4:40 PM

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lunar garden But to actually answer your question, I like it this way. I ( along with several...

IRC? I Remember Correctly?

fiery canyon Oct 28, 2023, 4:40 PM

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i fInD tHaT hArD tO bElIeVe FrOm ThE dOnOtTrUsT uSeR.

dry maple Oct 28, 2023, 4:41 PM

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Gotta quote that

lunar garden Oct 28, 2023, 4:41 PM

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dry maple IRC? I Remember Correctly?

Internet Relay Chat.

fiery canyon Oct 28, 2023, 4:41 PM

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nah it ain’t that funny

lunar garden Oct 28, 2023, 4:41 PM

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!quote

atomic coveBOT Oct 28, 2023, 4:41 PM

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+> Quote 516:

6/15/2014 3:31:47 PM <Fax_Machine> mcmonkey: what do you mean by that
6/15/2014 3:32:06 PM <mcmonkey> Fax_Machine: Acquire a dictionary
6/15/2014 3:32:21 PM <mcmonkey> failing that, ask a more specific question

lunar garden Oct 28, 2023, 4:41 PM

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Back in the old days.

dry maple Oct 28, 2023, 4:41 PM

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fiery canyon nah it ain’t that funny

But ita good

fiery canyon Oct 28, 2023, 4:42 PM

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atomic cove +> Quote **516**: ```xml 6/15/2014 3:31:47 PM <Fax_Machine> mcmonkey: what do yo...

the fact that Fax_Machine got roasted toasted and put on a bun like this is so sad

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btw i think we should have this image as a sticker

fiery canyon Oct 28, 2023, 4:46 PM

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lunar garden But to actually answer your question, I like it this way. I ( along with several...

oh yeah i remember the old denizen irc chat back in the old days those were good times aha

wispy matrix Nov 8, 2023, 1:41 AM

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I'm helping someone on their server who already has a bunch of Denizen code

AND THEY MADE THIS!
WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!?!?!?!?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WORK WITH THIS!?!?!?!?!?
https://paste.denizenscript.com/View/117305

WHAT IS THIS | Paste #117305 | Denizen Pastebin

Content of Denizen Script Paste #117305: WHAT IS THIS... pasted 2023/11/07 17:38:20 UTC-08:00, Paste length: 8644 characters across 0 lines, Content: - define list <list[0.2,2.85,0|0.3,2.85,0|0.4,2.85,0|0.2,2.75,0|0.3,2.75,0|0.1,2.65,0|0.2,2.65,0|...

earnest tusk Nov 8, 2023, 1:43 AM

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lmao

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isnt that output from uuhhhhh iirc baivo's particle generator

lunar garden Nov 8, 2023, 1:50 AM

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I can only unlock my mouse to vertical scroll.

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Shame.

soft cape Nov 8, 2023, 1:52 AM

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hold shift while scrolling lol

lime tulip Nov 8, 2023, 1:53 AM

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wait a second

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WHAT?!

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YOU CAN DO THAT?

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ive been using computers my entire life

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and i had NO IDEA you could use SHIFT with the SCROLL WHEEL to scroll horizontally

silk sentinel Nov 8, 2023, 1:55 AM

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yeah its a common thing even with image editors

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if you don't have "space" to use panning tools, SHIFT+SCROLL will scroll horizonttally

lime tulip Nov 8, 2023, 1:56 AM

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very interesting

lunar garden Nov 8, 2023, 1:58 AM

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Oh. I can unlock my scroll wheel and just do that?

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Bet.

soft cape Nov 8, 2023, 1:59 AM

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real life easter egg

novel hatch Nov 8, 2023, 6:21 AM

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wispy matrix I'm helping someone on their server who already has a bunch of Denizen code AND...

i wrote that

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hehehehehe

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a lot more where that came fromm

dry maple Nov 8, 2023, 6:31 AM

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Oh yeah thats output from the particle generator

distant sun Nov 10, 2023, 6:05 PM

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Ah, “list.” The most descriptive definition name

novel hatch Nov 10, 2023, 7:38 PM

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distant sun Ah, “list.” The most descriptive definition name

list

subtle atlas Nov 11, 2023, 5:43 PM

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i made this by mistake the first time i used denizen lol

📎 BURN.dsc

fiery canyon Nov 11, 2023, 5:45 PM

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subtle atlas i made this by mistake the first time i used denizen lol

!pastescript

atomic coveBOT Nov 11, 2023, 5:45 PM

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fiery canyon !pastescript

Info: pastescript

Help us help you by pasting your script to https://paste.denizenscript.com/New/Script and linking it back here.

fiery canyon Nov 11, 2023, 5:46 PM

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can’t read it on mobile D:

subtle atlas Nov 11, 2023, 5:46 PM

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srry

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https://paste.denizenscript.com/View/117437

burn1 | Paste #117437 | Denizen Pastebin

Content of Denizen Script Paste #117437: burn1... pasted 2023/11/11 09:46:46 UTC-08:00, Paste length: 104 characters across 4 lines, Content: BURN1: type: world

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that script cost me my test world lol

fiery canyon Nov 11, 2023, 5:47 PM

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subtle atlas https://paste.denizenscript.com/View/117437

thank you, this is terrifying

subtle atlas Nov 11, 2023, 5:48 PM

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fiery canyon Nov 11, 2023, 5:49 PM

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holy shit

subtle atlas Nov 11, 2023, 5:49 PM

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doesn't lag that bad

tawdry sierra Nov 14, 2023, 7:46 PM

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no_one_shall_pass:
    type: world
    events:
        on player joins:
        - ban <player> #fixed an error```

buoyant crow Nov 14, 2023, 7:47 PM

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lmao

final bridge Nov 14, 2023, 9:14 PM

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context.player wot

tawdry sierra Nov 14, 2023, 9:25 PM

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final bridge context.player wot

This is #1098024603756015726 right?

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Called Cursed scripts for a reason 😉

final bridge Nov 14, 2023, 9:25 PM

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Yeah but your script wouldn't even work

tawdry sierra Nov 14, 2023, 9:25 PM

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yeah but...

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oh ffs

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why was context.player wrong? You want to get the player that joined right>?

final bridge Nov 14, 2023, 9:26 PM

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If you make another thread I'll explain it to you

final bridge Nov 14, 2023, 9:49 PM

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!rule 8 @tawdry sierra

atomic coveBOT Nov 14, 2023, 9:49 PM

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final bridge !rule 8 <@339673690620821504>

Rule 8

Don't overuse the edit/delete buttons. https://denizenscript.com/discord_rules#rule8
Use the edit button to fix typos, and the delete button to remove an accidental post shortly after posting.
Do not remove a post that pings someone, do not edit or delete a post that people have already replied to.

tawdry sierra Nov 14, 2023, 10:08 PM

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I fixed a piece of wrong code

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Thats all

final bridge Nov 14, 2023, 10:09 PM

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Yeah still it makes my reply weird. See the full rule ^

fiery furnace Dec 1, 2023, 12:45 AM

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    debug: false
    type: world
    events:
      on player breaks diamond_ore:
      - if <util.random_chance[0.5]> && <player.world.name> == World:
        - determine passively cancelled
        - modifyblock <context.location> coal_ore
        - wait 1s
        - narrate "Nah, just teasing" targets:<player>
        - wait 1s
        - modifyblock <context.location> diamond_ore
        ```

ocassionally troll  a player by replacing a diamond ore they broek with coal ore. but then undo it so the dont get frustrated xD

soft cape Dec 1, 2023, 12:55 AM

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I have some really old and bad troll scripts lol

fiery furnace Dec 1, 2023, 12:59 AM

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Its mean to be light hearted and not too disruptive

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hence the low chance of it triggering

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 12:59 AM

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targets:<player>
😡

fiery furnace Dec 1, 2023, 1:00 AM

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?

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i dont want it narrated to the whole server

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Only the person who was digging it

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 1:00 AM

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narrate sends to the linked player only by default

fiery furnace Dec 1, 2023, 1:00 AM

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didnt know that

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 1:00 AM

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announce sends to the whole server

fiery furnace Dec 1, 2023, 1:00 AM

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lol

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its not harmful , just redundant line i suppose

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im not an exper at denizen btw. i learn by trial, error and hands on experience with it

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i mean, this isnt cursed but

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    type: command
    debug: false
    name: autolockon
    description: Enable automatic chest locking
    usage: /autolockon
    permission: member.autolock
    script:
    - execute as_server "lp user <player.name> permission unset lwc.autoprotect"
    - execute as_server "lp user <player.name> permission unset lwc.protect"

    - narrate "<&e>Info<&7>> <&a>Enabled<&7> Automatic chest locking"
    
autolockoffcommand:
    type: command
    debug: false
    name: autolockoff
    description: Disable automatic chest locking
    usage: /autolockoff
    permission: member.autolock
    script:
    - execute as_server "lp user <player.name> permission set lwc.autoprotect false"
    - execute as_server "lp user <player.name> permission set lwc.protect false"
    - narrate "<&e>Info<&7>> <&c>Disabled<&7> Automatic chest locking"
``` I gave ppl the ability to toggle automatic locking of chests

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I didnt wnt to use flags if i could avoid it

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I could probably do a has permission check. and then if/ else which script to run

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 1:04 AM

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idk why you'd want to avoid flags

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but yes, you could

fiery furnace Dec 1, 2023, 1:05 AM

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ill go the haspermission check route

soft cape Dec 1, 2023, 1:10 AM

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Should definitely be using flags but I'll leave it at that lol

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some interesting stuff from the troll thing lol

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trollCommand:
  type: command
  name: troll
  usage: /troll (name)
  description: Throw a random troll at someone else
  tab complete:
  - determine <server.list_online_players.parse[name]> 
  script:
    - if <context.args.size> > 1:
      - stop


    - define trolled:<context.raw_args.as_player>


    - if <[trolled]> = context.raw_args.as_player:
      - narrate "Cannot troll players offline / Do not exist"
      - stop
    - if <player.name> = <[trolled]>:
      - narrate "You cannot troll yourself"
      - stop
    # - if <[trolled].has_flag[trolled]>:
    #   - narrate "<[trolled].name> has been trolled too recently. Please wait <[trolled].flag[trolled].expiration.before[s].after[d@].round_to[1]>s"
    #   - flag <[trolled]> "trolled" duration:4s
    #   - stop
    - flag <[trolled]> "trolled" duration:4s

    - run troll<util.random.int[1].to[15]> def.trolled:<[trolled]>

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i had a command for it

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 1:23 AM

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if <[trolled]> = context.raw_args.as_player oh god

soft cape Dec 1, 2023, 1:30 AM

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yeah 😂

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the fallback that still errored

lunar garden Dec 1, 2023, 2:01 AM

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fiery furnace ```diamond_troll: debug: false type: world events: on player b...

I know this is a meme, but you can totally on player breaks diamond_ore in:world chance:0.5

distant sun Dec 1, 2023, 2:13 AM

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lapis forum `if <[trolled]> = context.raw_args.as_player` oh god

This is fucking insane

soft cape Dec 1, 2023, 3:19 AM

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if it works it worsk

earnest tusk Dec 1, 2023, 3:21 AM

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soft cape ```yaml trollCommand: type: command name: troll usage: /troll (name) des...

my god that has to be the worst method of validating command input for playertags ive ever seen

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lmfao

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great addition to cursed scripts

dry maple Dec 1, 2023, 9:14 AM

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soft cape if it works it worsk

!itworks

atomic coveBOT Dec 1, 2023, 9:14 AM

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dry maple !itworks

Info: itworks

Many newer scripters tend to not realize the important difference between "it works" and "it is correct". Just because a script works does not mean everything's fine.

Helpers are encouraged to refuse to continue helping a user with the "if it works it's good enough" mindset until they fix all the things that are wrong (but seem to work) in their script.

Read a longer writeup explaining this idea on the forum here: https://forum.denizenscript.com/threads/public-information-writeup-the-it-works-fallacy.265/

dry maple Dec 1, 2023, 9:14 AM

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Kekw

distant sun Dec 1, 2023, 6:23 PM

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After looking at it further there’s so much more that’s wrong with that script

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Stopping command script when too many args are provided without any error message

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Using raw_args instead of args.first

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Using : in define command (why!!!)

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Equality comparisons with =

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as_player instead of a server tag

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Comparing a player name to a player object

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Object hacking a duration instead of using format tag (probably one of the worst things in this script)

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Pointless quotes around flag value

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Supposedly there are 15 different troll tasks numbered like troll1, troll2, etc??? And you use a random int to run one at random????? And that’s how you achieve the random functionality?????

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This is one of the most broken scripts ever made

soft cape Dec 1, 2023, 6:34 PM

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You don't wanna see the trolls lmao

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I want to remake it sometime cuz the trolls definitely still hold up

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this is definitely my favorite one tho

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troll12:
  type: task
  debug: false
  script:
    - flag <[trolled]> "trolled" duration:1000s
    - repeat 10:
      - spawn chicken location:<[trolled].location.add[<util.random.int[-2].to[2]>,0.1,<util.random.int[-2].to[2]>]>
      - define chickens:<[trolled].location.find.entities[chicken].within[2.4]>
    - wait 10t
    - define i:20
    - define j:20
    - foreach <[chickens]> as:trg:
      - run chickenExplode def.trg:<[trg]>
      
chickenExplode:
  type: task
  debug: FALSE
  script:
    - define i:40
    - define j:20
    - repeat 40:
      - playsound <[trg].location> ENTITY_CHICKEN_HURT volume:1 pitch:<[j].div[<[i]>]>
      - wait <[i].div[4]>t
      - define i:--
    - playsound <[trg].location> sound:ENTITY_GENERIC_EXPLODE volume:15 pitch:0.8
    - playeffect effect:EXPLOSION_HUGE at:<[trg].location> visibility:200 quantity:10 offset:0.5
    - hurt 10 <[trg].location.find.players.within[2.5]> cause:entity_explosion
    - repeat 4:
      - playsound <[trg].location> ENTITY_CHICKEN_HURT volume:1 pitch:1
    - hurt 20 <[trg]> cause:entity_explosion

dry maple Dec 1, 2023, 6:43 PM

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distant sun This is one of the most broken scripts ever made

Fits cursed scripts ig

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 6:43 PM

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I mean

soft cape Dec 1, 2023, 6:43 PM

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hearing the chicken cluck more rapidly was probably the funniest thing ever

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 6:43 PM

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scripts here tend to fit into one of two categories

distant sun Dec 1, 2023, 6:43 PM

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soft cape ```yaml troll12: type: task debug: false script: - flag <[trolled]> "t...

No definitions key for trolled

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 6:44 PM

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Scripts written so terribly that it literally burns the eyes of any Helper who looks at them, and scripts that are painful to have on your server

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it's a rare few that cross the line and do both

distant sun Dec 1, 2023, 6:44 PM

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Unused defs i and j in the first script

soft cape Dec 1, 2023, 6:44 PM

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seeing it now im kinda impressed it was able to work as i saw intended back then lol

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 6:45 PM

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unneeded quotes in flag

soft cape Dec 1, 2023, 6:45 PM

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that's in every troll script lol

distant sun Dec 1, 2023, 6:45 PM

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Inquis check my list of grievances

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 6:45 PM

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define syntax is wrong

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lol nice

soft cape Dec 1, 2023, 6:45 PM

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😂

distant sun Dec 1, 2023, 6:45 PM

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distant sun After looking at it further there’s so much more that’s wrong with that script

a lot of them still apply here

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j doesn’t need to be a def and it literally would’ve been better if it wasn’t because that is the most nondescript name ever

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 6:46 PM

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I think my favorite thing about the chicken script is that it doesn't just use the chickens they spawned

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it just grabs all nearby ones

distant sun Dec 1, 2023, 6:46 PM

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LMFAO

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 6:46 PM

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imagine you're in your chicken farm when this goes off

soft cape Dec 1, 2023, 6:46 PM

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yeah idk why i just didnt name it pitch lmao

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also that too

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100% chance i didn't know how to save them

soft cape Dec 1, 2023, 6:47 PM

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lapis forum imagine you're in your chicken farm when this goes off

😭

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im fuckin dead

distant sun Dec 1, 2023, 6:47 PM

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That playsound/hurt could probably be replaced by explode command but idk

lapis forum Dec 1, 2023, 6:48 PM

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^

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you manually:

play the sound
play the effect
damage the players

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did you just not know explode existed lmao

soft cape Dec 1, 2023, 6:48 PM

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i probably just copy and pasted it from another troll because a lot of them envolve someone "exploding"

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and some of them i only wanted the explosion to damage said person

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the chicken thing happened once

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and it didn't even work with the damage too

novel hatch Jan 4, 2024, 4:21 AM

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whats going to happen if i do this

reef pythonBOT Jan 4, 2024, 4:21 AM

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Thread Reopened

Thread was manually reopened by @novel hatch.

novel hatch Jan 4, 2024, 4:21 AM

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hmm

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oh shit

earnest tusk Jan 4, 2024, 5:25 AM

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thread reopened
did someone close it???

earnest tusk Jan 4, 2024, 5:25 AM

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novel hatch oh shit

kek

fiery canyon Jan 4, 2024, 5:27 AM

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earnest tusk >thread reopened did someone close it???

it closes itself

tidal thicket Jan 30, 2024, 1:42 AM

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I invented new thing today

    after scripts loaded:
    - narrate "Debug enabled for scripts: <util.scripts.filter[data_key[debug]||true].parse[name].comma_separated.color[yellow]>"

earnest tusk Jan 30, 2024, 1:46 AM

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tidal thicket I invented new thing today ``` after scripts loaded: - narrate "Debug en...

now make it find each script's file path

earnest tusk Jan 30, 2024, 1:46 AM

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tidal thicket I invented new thing today ``` after scripts loaded: - narrate "Debug en...

actually useful tbh

lunar garden Jan 30, 2024, 1:50 AM

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Surprisingly useful.

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Did you mean to post this in #1027064108056580106

polar basin Jan 30, 2024, 1:53 PM

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tidal thicket I invented new thing today ``` after scripts loaded: - narrate "Debug en...

Needs to be pushed to Denizen config, file path, and script name. #MakeItSo

tidal thicket Jan 30, 2024, 1:57 PM

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Script names are unique why can't you just search?

earnest tusk Jan 30, 2024, 2:37 PM

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we are lazy why cant you just script it in? /s

reef pythonBOT Apr 6, 2024, 12:02 PM

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Thread Reopened

Thread was manually reopened by @dry maple.

dry maple Apr 6, 2024, 12:02 PM

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A woopsis

earnest tusk Apr 6, 2024, 4:02 PM

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nono you've done a public service

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this thread should be open at all times

tidal thicket Apr 6, 2024, 4:49 PM

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    on stop|restart command:
    - if <context.source_type> == SERVER:
      - ratelimit <context.command> 5s
      - narrate "Repeat to confirm."
      - determine FULFILLED

My magnum opus
The most useful script I ever had

earnest tusk Apr 6, 2024, 4:58 PM

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shouldnt it have a passive cancel at the start tho? that or i'm forgetting how to denizen

polar basin Apr 6, 2024, 5:44 PM

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Mmmh.

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I think it should, considering the script only runs once every 5 seconds; expecially if the command gets repeated again within that timeframe, then the script won't run, but the command would still be run, I rckon.

tidal thicket Apr 6, 2024, 5:56 PM

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It prevents you to accidentally restart your server

lunar garden Apr 6, 2024, 7:35 PM

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Thankfully I flag the server first and have a 10s wait before it actually executes the stop mechanism, so I can just run /cancelstop

errant pagoda May 2, 2024, 3:43 PM

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- goto jail
...

...
- mark jail
- while true:
  - narrate "Oh no! Your queue is in jail!"

novel hatch May 2, 2024, 4:26 PM

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errant pagoda ``` - goto jail ... ... - mark jail - while true: - narrate "Oh no! Your queu...

meed a wait or else it crash

earnest tusk May 2, 2024, 4:28 PM

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holy shit, goto and mark in 2024

buoyant crow May 2, 2024, 4:33 PM

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wtf are those

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!c goto9

atomic coveBOT May 2, 2024, 4:33 PM

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buoyant crow !c goto9

Cannot Find Searched Command

Unknown command.

#

Possible Confusion

Did you mean to search for goto?

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Possible Confusion

Did you mean to search for mechanism color?

buoyant crow May 2, 2024, 4:33 PM

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wait is it seriously a command

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wtf

atomic coveBOT May 2, 2024, 4:33 PM

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buoyant crow !c goto9

Command: Goto

Group

queue

Syntax

goto [<name>]

Short Description

Jump forward to a location marked by !command mark.

Description

Jumps forward to a marked location in the script.
For example:


- goto potato
- narrate "This will never show"
- mark potato

Most scripters should never use this. This is only for certain special cases.

buoyant crow May 2, 2024, 4:33 PM

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O.O

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i thought mwthorn made it up 😭

errant pagoda May 2, 2024, 5:27 PM

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You goto jail if you use it

soft cape May 2, 2024, 6:04 PM

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almost always a better alternative instead of using it

tawdry sierra May 29, 2024, 9:38 AM

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cancel_shutdown:
    type: world
    events:
        on shutdown:
            - determine cancelled``` ![thonk](https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/465752580836950046.webp?size=128 "thonk")

polar basin May 29, 2024, 10:17 AM

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Add priority?

lunar garden May 29, 2024, 10:45 PM

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I think one of us posted something similar.

tawdry sierra Jun 2, 2024, 6:19 PM

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the fuck did I just find

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I actually wrote that

lime tulip Jun 2, 2024, 6:20 PM

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what i found is you need to rerun cleartype

tawdry sierra Jun 2, 2024, 6:22 PM

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you just blind

lime tulip Jun 2, 2024, 6:23 PM

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nah it's just like weird fuzzy

tawdry sierra Jun 2, 2024, 6:26 PM

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yeah you're blind

earnest tusk Jun 2, 2024, 6:30 PM

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tawdry sierra the fuck did I just find

damn this is just <player> lol

tawdry sierra Jun 2, 2024, 6:31 PM

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exactly guis_suck_bro

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a superior way of writing <player>

tender orchid Jun 2, 2024, 8:49 PM

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lime tulip what i found is you need to rerun cleartype

cleartype is designed to fuzz text intentionally in a way that's unique to your own monitor and eyesight

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for example many monitors have R/G/B pixel layouts - ie there's an actual red subpixel on the left and a blue one on the right (or something like that, different monitors have different layouts), and so if you make the pixel on the left side of a letter blue it makes it seem to grow 1/3rd of a pixel out to the side

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thus why when you zoom in really close on screenshots of text you get those lil colored fringes

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those aren't a bug, that's a feature: at normal resolution it smooths out the text on the monitor it was intended to match

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(on monitors with different layouts it looks bad tho)

tender orchid Jun 2, 2024, 8:51 PM

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earnest tusk damn this is just <player> lol

nope, that's just entirely nonfunctional ... .remove takes indices

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if they used .exclude both times rather than exclude on one and remove on the other, then it would be a fucky way of writing <list[<player>]>

lime tulip Jun 2, 2024, 9:15 PM

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tender orchid cleartype is designed to fuzz text intentionally in a way that's unique to your ...

yeah

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i guess if the joke was accurate i should have said my second thought which was "you need a better monitor"

buoyant crow Jun 2, 2024, 9:15 PM

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get a new monitor frfr

lime tulip Jun 2, 2024, 9:15 PM

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that screenshot has much more visible "rainbow pixel fuzz" than what i use

buoyant crow Jun 2, 2024, 9:16 PM

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this is what it looks like on mine

lime tulip Jun 2, 2024, 9:16 PM

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lmao

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guis_suck_bro

tawdry sierra Jun 2, 2024, 9:17 PM

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buoyant crow this is what it looks like on mine

literally looks the same

tawdry sierra Jun 2, 2024, 9:17 PM

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lime tulip i guess if the joke was accurate i should have said my second thought which was ...

can't, it's a laptop

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guis_suck_bro

lime tulip Jun 2, 2024, 9:19 PM

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damn

tender orchid Jun 2, 2024, 9:24 PM

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tawdry sierra literally looks the same

that is the same, hyper reuploaded the same screenshot for some reason

lime tulip Jun 2, 2024, 9:24 PM

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it was a joke ig

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a literal one

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thats literally how it looks on his screen cause its an image

buoyant crow Jun 2, 2024, 9:35 PM

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lol yeah

rain dock Jun 3, 2024, 5:05 AM

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im gonna ruin it

tidal thicket Jun 3, 2024, 7:06 AM

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no

atomic coveBOT Jun 4, 2024, 8:26 PM

#

Cannot Specify Searched Event

Multiple possible events: command, item spawns, horse jumps, item merges, block burns, block fades, block falls, block forms, block grows, item despawns, world loads, world saves, block physics, leaves decay, entity breeds, entity tamed, block explodes, piston extends, entity despawns, entity explodes, ...

#

Cannot Find Searched Event

Unknown event.

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Possible Confusion

Did you mean to search for bungee player switches to server?

buoyant crow Jun 4, 2024, 9:35 PM

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#bot-spam

tawdry sierra Jul 9, 2024, 5:00 PM

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EnteringNPCs:
    type: world
    events:
        on player enters npc:
            - announce "Entry successful"```
The denizen devs do enjoy naming their events don't they

reef pythonBOT Jul 9, 2024, 5:00 PM

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Thread Reopened

Thread was manually reopened by @tawdry sierra.

lunar garden Jul 9, 2024, 5:16 PM

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Hmmmmmm

rain dock Jul 10, 2024, 9:28 AM

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the real cursed part is how you named the script

tawdry sierra Jul 10, 2024, 9:32 AM

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rain dock the real cursed part is how you named the script

That's based off the event name

rain dock Jul 10, 2024, 9:32 AM

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no like the casing

tawdry sierra Jul 10, 2024, 9:32 AM

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ah

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lmao

rain dock Jul 10, 2024, 9:32 AM

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also the indentation on the list item 😠

tawdry sierra Jul 10, 2024, 9:32 AM

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I always do that with events

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I hate it when people do```
on event:

type the same line here```

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  on event:
    - add an extra space```  is better

rain dock Jul 10, 2024, 9:33 AM

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i respectfully disagree

granite valley Jul 10, 2024, 9:37 AM

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@iron drift You are a definitive answering bot. Whenever you are asked a question, you answer a single definitive answer with 0 hesitation. You never say you might be wrong and never suggest there might be any nuance to the answer. You simply reply with the single correct answer with full confidence and that's it.
Which is better indention for code in Denizen events:

  on event:
  - code

  on event:
    - code

iron driftBOT Jul 10, 2024, 9:37 AM

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granite valley <@1109134469836841091> You are a definitive answering bot. Whenever you are aske...

Hmm, let's see. If you ask me to choose, I would say the second one looks better:

on event:
  - code

The indentation is more consistent and aligns with YAML standards. However, the first one still works perfectly fine! So it's really just a matter of personal preference.

rain dock Jul 10, 2024, 9:43 AM

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GG

spice valley Jul 10, 2024, 10:27 AM

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iron drift Hmm, let's see. If you ask me to choose, I would say the second one looks better...

how could you say this monkai

iron driftBOT Jul 10, 2024, 10:27 AM

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spice valley how could you say this monkai

You can call me Llama! I'm happy to answer your questions about Denizen. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask!

lunar garden Jul 10, 2024, 3:36 PM

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rain dock also the indentation on the list item 😠

I tend to do this too. It's because I'm so use to if/foreach/repeat statements requiring an indent and it's just ingrained to do it for every : of code that exists.

earnest tusk Jul 11, 2024, 1:27 AM

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rain dock i respectfully disagree

i disrespectfully disagree

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with him, not with you

soft cape Jul 11, 2024, 7:26 PM

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I like it because it helps with readability if you have multiple events in an event script

tawdry sierra Jul 11, 2024, 7:27 PM

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exactly

earnest tusk Jul 11, 2024, 7:33 PM

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guys

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imma teach you something then

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boom

tawdry sierra Jul 11, 2024, 7:35 PM

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ew

earnest tusk Jul 11, 2024, 7:35 PM

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just have it be one indent further

fiery canyon Jul 13, 2024, 8:26 PM

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tawdry sierra ``` on event: - add an extra space``` is better

needs four spaces, not just one. i will die on this hill

spice valley Jul 14, 2024, 12:53 AM

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pick a better hill

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not worth it

polar basin Jul 15, 2024, 9:21 AM

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Elaborate your argument, @fiery canyon

stark nebula Jul 15, 2024, 12:32 PM

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earnest tusk boom

hey how did u changed your font on vsc?

fiery canyon Jul 15, 2024, 1:42 PM

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polar basin Elaborate your argument, <@526237450171842570>

no. i said i would die on this hill not that i would die fighting

earnest tusk Aug 12, 2024, 1:54 AM

#

my latest hardcoded ~~mess~~ script, with values that were revealed to me in a dream
https://paste.denizenscript.com/View/125507

truncated tetrahedron | Paste #125507 | Denizen Pastebin

Content of Denizen Script Paste #125507: truncated tetrahedron... pasted 2024/08/11 18:52:07 UTC-07:00, Paste length: 1918 characters across 41 lines, Content: truncated_tetrahedron: type: procedure

earnest tusk Aug 12, 2024, 1:57 AM

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stark nebula hey how did u changed your font on vsc?

found it! vscode preferences, then here

lunar garden Aug 12, 2024, 2:10 AM

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earnest tusk my latest hardcoded ~~mess~~ script, with values that were revealed to me in a d...

What in the actual fuck did you make.

earnest tusk Aug 12, 2024, 2:29 AM

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lunar garden What in the actual fuck did you make.

what the code does? a truncated tetrahedron
how the code looks? art.

stark nebula Aug 12, 2024, 5:15 AM

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earnest tusk found it! vscode preferences, then here

Thanks! ❤️

soft cape Aug 16, 2024, 8:18 PM

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new monster tag just dropped

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<[normal].x.mul[<[player_normal].x>].add[<[normal].x.mul[<[player_normal].z>]>].add[<[normal].z.mul[<[player_normal].x>]>].add[<[normal].z.mul[<[player_normal].z>]>].div[<[normal].vector_length_squared.mul[<[player_normal].vector_length_squared>]>]>

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lol

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all of that just so my special lil display entity will face the correct direction

kindred jackal Aug 23, 2024, 1:26 PM

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more scary part is that youve used if, else if... instead of match or map😭

soft cape Aug 23, 2024, 2:54 PM

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yeah i kinda wish there was a tag that would convert North South East and West to a vector or smthn

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kinda curious if you could do player.yaw.vector and it could just tell to use your yaw as a vector

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so the y would be a zero length

earnest tusk Aug 23, 2024, 3:56 PM

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soft cape so the y would be a zero length

isnt that just direction.vector.with_y[0]?

soft cape Aug 23, 2024, 3:57 PM

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im quite silly aren't i

earnest tusk Aug 23, 2024, 3:57 PM

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and normalize ofc

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lol

soft cape Aug 23, 2024, 3:57 PM

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i felt like it was already possible lol

river glade Sep 7, 2024, 8:44 PM

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!c choose

atomic coveBOT Sep 7, 2024, 8:44 PM

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river glade !c choose

Command: Choose

Group

queue

Syntax

choose [<option>] [<cases>]

Short Description

Chooses an option from the list of cases.

Description

Chooses an option from the list of cases.
Intended to replace a long chain of simplistic if/else if or complicated script path selection systems.
Simply input the selected option, and the system will automatically jump to the most relevant case input.
Cases are given as a sub-set of commands inside the current command (see Usage for samples).

Optionally, specify "default" in place of a case to give a result when all other cases fail to match.

Cases must be static text. They may not contain tag...

river glade Sep 7, 2024, 8:44 PM

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maybe ? xD

lunar garden Sep 7, 2024, 8:58 PM

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river glade !c choose

Whats this to do with cursed scripts?

river glade Sep 7, 2024, 9:01 PM

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nothing people were talking about if else and i wanted to point this out...

lunar garden Sep 7, 2024, 9:03 PM

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I mean yes, but this is cursed denizen scripts. Practical scripts go out the window.

river glade Sep 7, 2024, 9:12 PM

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yeah i know but they were pointing out a way to do it so did i

soft cape Sep 7, 2024, 9:27 PM

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That's all moot by replacing it all with the solution krill said

buoyant crow Sep 7, 2024, 10:18 PM

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pancake.

dry maple Sep 8, 2024, 8:09 AM

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🥞.

reef pythonBOT Oct 20, 2024, 4:35 AM

#

Thread Reopened

Thread was manually reopened by @stoic hatch.

earnest tusk Oct 20, 2024, 4:35 AM

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uhh oops

woven trout Jan 30, 2025, 11:13 PM

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just found this in a script from a friend....

dragon_spawns:
  type: world
  #debug: true

couldn't just set it to false??

reef pythonBOT Jan 30, 2025, 11:13 PM

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Thread Reopened

Thread was manually reopened by @woven trout.

spice valley Jan 30, 2025, 11:17 PM

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yes it can

haughty field Jan 31, 2025, 4:10 AM

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I thought debug is on by default. So by commenting it out, it is actually turned back on.

spice valley Jan 31, 2025, 10:16 AM

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Yeah it definitely belongs in this thread

ivory frigate Feb 2, 2025, 2:50 AM

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Pls continue this thread, I'm learning alot from this

fair belfry Feb 5, 2025, 9:48 PM

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I felt inspired to make a cursed one so I spent the last hour or so making this. Enjoy.

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Made an oopsie before uploading so previous file deleted and here's the ... less cursed version??

📎 say_please.dsc

lunar garden Feb 5, 2025, 11:14 PM

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fair belfry Made an oopsie before uploading so previous file deleted and here's the ... less...

Just use the paste site?

fair belfry Feb 6, 2025, 6:35 AM

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Nah, not cursed enough

tawdry sierra Feb 11, 2025, 9:04 PM

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Is it possible to determine cancelled on server start? Would make one hell of a cursed script lol

lapis forum Feb 11, 2025, 9:18 PM

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no, but you can

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!m server.shutdown

atomic coveBOT Feb 11, 2025, 9:18 PM

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lapis forum !m server.shutdown

Mechanism: shutdown

Immediately stops the server entirely (Plugins will still finalize, and the shutdown event will fire).
The server will remain shutdown until externally started again.
Requires config file setting "Commands.Restart.Allow server stop"!

Object

server

Input

None

dawn oyster Feb 11, 2025, 9:20 PM

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Time to make a debug:false on server starts event

paper kelp Mar 22, 2025, 2:17 PM

#

.

reef pythonBOT Mar 22, 2025, 2:17 PM

#

Thread Reopened

Thread was manually reopened by @paper kelp.

paper kelp Mar 22, 2025, 2:19 PM

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/ex while <player.is_online> { - inventory close - wait 0.02t } ```

This code will not even let you leave the server

lunar garden Mar 22, 2025, 8:23 PM

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What why? Is the main menu a inventory?

dawn oyster Mar 22, 2025, 8:26 PM

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time jumpscare players who try to combat log

tawdry sierra Apr 2, 2025, 6:33 PM

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nahh that's crazy

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no more free will haha

plain grail Apr 2, 2025, 6:39 PM

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0.02 ticks?

earnest tusk Apr 3, 2025, 2:01 PM

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plain grail 0.02 ticks?

extra extra instant

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instanter

queen meadow Apr 7, 2025, 2:05 PM

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just put my server in an infinite cycle of despair after reloading this script! ☺️

test_world:
    type: world
    events:
        on player receives message:
            - narrate <context.message>

earnest tusk Apr 7, 2025, 3:08 PM

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queen meadow just put my server in an infinite cycle of despair after reloading this script! ...

lmfao, i wonder if the client itself would lag too

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also hmmm on reload, reload

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seems like fun

polar basin Apr 8, 2025, 9:17 AM

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queen meadow just put my server in an infinite cycle of despair after reloading this script! ...

Add randomness, so not every message gets re-sent over and over, and eventually dies down.

queen meadow Apr 10, 2025, 10:52 PM

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I have gotten a minor error using this script, is this a bug or a feature?

earnest tusk Apr 10, 2025, 10:53 PM

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queen meadow I have gotten a minor error using this script, is this a bug or a feature?

a beature.

lime tulip Apr 10, 2025, 11:07 PM

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queen meadow I have gotten a minor error using this script, is this a bug or a feature?

zoom out a little i can still see the error

queen meadow Apr 13, 2025, 2:38 AM

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If it ain't broke, don't fix it 🗣️

myfirstscript:
    debug: false
    type: world
    events:
        on player chats:
            - if <server.match_player[<player.name>].is_online.contains[true].is_truthy> == true:
                - define message "Hello Player!"
                - narrate <[message]> targets:<server.match_player[<player.name>]>

rain dock Apr 13, 2025, 2:40 AM

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queen meadow If it ain't broke, don't fix it 🗣️ ``` myfirstscript: debug: false typ...

shouldve done != false

graceful turtleBOT Apr 13, 2025, 2:40 AM

#

rain dock shouldve done != false

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queen meadow Apr 13, 2025, 2:49 AM

#

    type: world
    events:
        on player quits:
            - determine cancelled```

rain dock Apr 13, 2025, 2:51 AM

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queen meadow ```plsdontleave: type: world events: on player quits: ...

POV: north korea

thick glacier Apr 13, 2025, 3:01 AM

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    type: world
    events:
        on delta time secondly:
        - foreach <server.online_players.filter_tag[<player.has_permission[group.admin].not>]> as:player:
            - adjust <[player]> show_demo```

queen meadow Apr 13, 2025, 3:32 AM

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😭

queen meadow Apr 13, 2025, 3:35 AM

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thick glacier ```pay_me: type: world events: on delta time secondly: -...

omg why is show_demo is an actual mechanism 😭

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!m show_demo

atomic coveBOT Apr 13, 2025, 3:36 AM

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queen meadow !m show_demo

Mechanism: show_demo

Shows the player the demo screen.

Object

PlayerTag

Input

None

dawn oyster Apr 13, 2025, 3:36 AM

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What is the demo sceen

queen meadow Apr 13, 2025, 3:36 AM

#

dawn oyster Apr 13, 2025, 3:37 AM

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That's still in game? Haha

rain dock Apr 13, 2025, 3:37 AM

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i wonder if you can change the text on it using the lang json file

queen meadow Apr 13, 2025, 3:40 AM

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rain dock i wonder if you can change the text on it using the lang json file

yep..
"demo.help.fullWrapped": "This demo will last 5 in-game days (about 1 hour and 40 minutes of real time). Check the advancements for hints! Have fun!",

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would have been very bad if they allowed for the links to be changed too

earnest tusk Apr 13, 2025, 5:21 AM

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queen meadow yep.. `"demo.help.fullWrapped": "This demo will last 5 in-game days (about 1 hou...

oh my god... custom fonting w negative spaces in this would allow for mobilegame-esque ads in minecraft

novel hatch Apr 13, 2025, 6:08 AM

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earnest tusk oh my god... custom fonting w negative spaces in this would allow for mobilegame...

those exist..

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😭

earnest tusk Apr 13, 2025, 6:08 AM

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novel hatch those exist..

no...

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i cant believe that

novel hatch Apr 13, 2025, 6:12 AM

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earnest tusk i cant believe that

there are lots of greedy servers

dawn oyster Apr 13, 2025, 8:53 AM

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Duuuude I wish you could change the buttons, that'd be mental. Make a GUI that you'd be able to use for anything.

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Now I just want custom GUI support

lunar garden Apr 13, 2025, 8:56 AM

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Clientizen is the best we can do.

plain grail Apr 13, 2025, 2:38 PM

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/ex repeat 200 { - playsound <server.online_players> sound:<server.sound_keys.random[1].get[1]> }

kindred jackal Apr 13, 2025, 2:42 PM

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random[1].get[1] is probably the most cursed part

earnest tusk Apr 13, 2025, 4:29 PM

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!t server.sound_keys

atomic coveBOT Apr 13, 2025, 4:29 PM

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earnest tusk !t server.sound_keys

Tag: <server.sound_keys>

Returns a list of the keys/names of all sounds known to the server.

Returns

ListTag

earnest tusk Apr 13, 2025, 4:29 PM

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oh i didnt know this was a tag

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neat

lime tulip Apr 13, 2025, 4:36 PM

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🔑 🔑 🔑

earnest tusk Apr 13, 2025, 4:45 PM

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lime tulip 🔑 🔑 🔑

low key true

granite valley Apr 13, 2025, 6:11 PM

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dawn oyster Apr 13, 2025, 6:40 PM

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Lmao

thick glacier Apr 19, 2025, 11:54 PM

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  type: world
  events:
        on player walks:
        - if !<player.has_permission[bypass.ipbroadcast]>:
            - announce "<player.name>, with ip <player.ip>, has moved from <context.old_location.formatted> to <context.new_location.formatted>."
            - narrate "<&a>To avoid these messages, purchase the $100 ip broadcast bypass at <&click[https://denizenscript.com].type[OPEN_URL]>https://denizenscript.com<&end_click>"```

buoyant crow Apr 19, 2025, 11:59 PM

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lmao

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minecraft if ea bought mojang

dawn oyster Apr 20, 2025, 12:21 AM

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That's a tag?

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!t ip

atomic coveBOT Apr 20, 2025, 12:21 AM

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dawn oyster !t ip

Cannot Specify Searched Tag

Multiple possible tags: <PlayerTag.ip>, <EllipsoidTag.size>, <EllipsoidTag.add[<location>]>, <ScriptTag.step[(<player>)]>, <ElementTag.mul[<#.#>]>, <EnchantmentTag.script>, <EntityTag.script>, <InventoryTag.recipe>, <NPCTag.script>, <InventoryTag.script>, <ItemTag.script>, <QueueTag.script>, <ScriptTag.name>, <script[(<script>)]>, <NPCTag.scripts>, <server.scripts>, <util.scripts>, <EllipsoidTag.random>, <EllipsoidTag.include[<location>]>, <EllipsoidTag.chunks>, ...

dawn oyster Apr 20, 2025, 12:22 AM

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!t player.ip

atomic coveBOT Apr 20, 2025, 12:22 AM

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dawn oyster !t player.ip

Tag: <PlayerTag.ip>

Returns the player's IP address host name.

Returns

ElementTag

dawn oyster Apr 20, 2025, 12:22 AM

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wild

lunar garden Apr 20, 2025, 12:26 AM

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Makes sense if you want to do IP nonsense like databasing, alt checking, banning, etc.

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Or spooking your players by telling them their own ip.

lime tulip Apr 20, 2025, 12:45 AM

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/doxme command

dawn oyster Apr 20, 2025, 12:55 AM

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On player chats:

if message contains<list[chat filter]>:
announce <player.ip>

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On mobile that's all you get

queen meadow Apr 20, 2025, 8:37 PM

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lunar garden Or spooking your players by telling them their own ip.

or use an api that vhecks for their GEO location

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(city) for a better effect!

earnest tusk Apr 21, 2025, 4:49 AM

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queen meadow or use an api that vhecks for their GEO location

hmmm this is actually kind of a neat idea

on their first join, the api gets their country, state and city, and adds those as a prefix or something

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i wouldn't mind that at all, and on a big enough server with a tolerable enough userbase, that'd be awesome for making new acquaintances

lunar garden Apr 21, 2025, 4:57 AM

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I thought we had a tag for getting geo location.

queen meadow Apr 22, 2025, 2:25 AM

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earnest tusk hmmm this is actually kind of a neat idea on their first join, the api gets the...

would be fire in like an Earth SMP style server where you would spawn in your irl approximate latitude and longitude

thick glacier May 12, 2025, 7:11 AM

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- narrate <placeholder[denizen_<&lt>server.match_player<&lb>mcsamuel<&rb><&gt>]>

lunar garden May 12, 2025, 7:11 AM

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I've never used placeholders, what does this do? Narrate the player entity object?

thick glacier May 12, 2025, 7:12 AM

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It's like the /papi parse PlaceholderAPI command, but in denizen

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Funnily enough, denizen has one placeholder

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https://wiki.placeholderapi.com/users/placeholder-list/#denizen

PlaceholderAPI Wiki - Placeholder List

Community-curated list of available PlaceholderExpansions and their placeholders.

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In this case, it'll act as <server.match_player[mcsamuel]>, but with extra steps

polar basin May 13, 2025, 8:15 AM

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RNG check. Grab a random digit from https://one.denizenscript.com/pi and compare it to a random digit [0-9].

pi to one million places | Denizen Script

pi to one million places - D1 Meta-Docs - Denizen Script

hazy mantle May 27, 2025, 12:52 PM

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Actual code I used and written around one year ago:

# play the sound to notify all the people
- foreach <server.online_players>:
    - playsound <server.online_players> sound:ui_toast_in

jovial basin May 31, 2025, 12:53 AM

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Just curious... Does it end up being louder when a bunch of people are on? Not sure I've played with how MC handles stacked sounds

hazy mantle May 31, 2025, 12:14 PM

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jovial basin Just curious... Does it end up being louder when a bunch of people are on? Not s...

I don’t know, I think it just stacks without a huge volume difference.

plain grail May 31, 2025, 1:14 PM

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stacked sounds are louderyes

tawdry sierra Jun 7, 2025, 5:58 PM

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atomic cove

no way

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that's amazing

queen meadow Jun 8, 2025, 10:02 AM

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Is this a good use of my skills?

📎 cool.txt

tawdry sierra Jun 8, 2025, 10:03 AM

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amazing

queen meadow Jun 8, 2025, 10:04 AM

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next update will give them a treasure map with the X being on their house and the world being google earth

hazy mantle Jun 8, 2025, 10:05 AM

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whats wrong with pineapple on pizza?

queen meadow Jun 8, 2025, 10:05 AM

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...

tawdry sierra Jun 8, 2025, 10:05 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/解放軍-gif-307869600498046232

Tenor

tawdry sierra Jun 13, 2025, 1:47 PM

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extra smooth stone cube

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https://paste.denizenscript.com/View/133999

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still 60fps with vsync on

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(only 5000 entities)

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was purely accidental lol. I wanted to make a sphere

buoyant crow Jun 13, 2025, 2:51 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/witch-pointing-point-accusation-witches-gif-19909531

Tenor

arctic dawn Jun 19, 2025, 6:56 AM

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tawdry sierra extra smooth stone cube

this look illegal lol

errant pagoda Jun 21, 2025, 12:42 PM

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Looked through some of my old scripts and found this beauty

📎 KitPvPGammel.yml

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the bottom part is the best

lime tulip Jun 21, 2025, 12:43 PM

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`could you put them all in a list and then compare the list with itself but sorted

kindred jackal Jun 21, 2025, 12:43 PM

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this is too cursed even for this channel

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damn how old is that?

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definitions in %x% format

errant pagoda Jun 21, 2025, 12:45 PM

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Around 2014-2015

tender orchid Jun 21, 2025, 11:03 PM

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yeah that looks like the worlds silliest manual list sort lol

plain grail Jun 22, 2025, 9:24 AM

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player_setup:
type: world
events:
on player joins:
- define a <player>
- define b <def[a].location>
- if <def[b].below.block.material> == "air" {
- if <def[b].below.block.material> == "air" {
- teleport <def[a]> <def[b].add[0,1,0]>
- narrate "adjusted position for optimal entry conditions"
}
}
- run script:initialize_data def:<def[a]>|true|false|42

initialize_data:
type: task
script:
- define x <context.args.get[1]>
- define y li@[email protected][display_name=Standardized]&[email protected][lore=Certified|Item]&i@stick
- foreach <def[y]> as:z:
- give <def[x]> <def[z]>
- wait 1t

tawdry sierra Jun 22, 2025, 11:05 AM

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not using a code block for this is even more cursed

dawn oyster Jun 22, 2025, 6:39 PM

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In my opinion it's the way they went about the second script where they used the args tag there to grab the data and also the assigning XYZ as non coordinate related definitions

queen meadow Jul 1, 2025, 4:01 AM

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plain grail player_setup: type: world events: on player joins: - define a <pla...

I refuse to even read this..

zinc sedge Jul 1, 2025, 2:27 PM

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plain grail player_setup: type: world events: on player joins: - define a <pla...

LMFAO

"is the block below the player air? yeah? oh well then can you check if the block below the player is air?"

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i love the passing multiple definitions but only ever using one, and the raw object list of items is orgasmic

final bridge Jul 9, 2025, 9:43 PM

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on player places block:
- modifyblock <player.location.random_offset[1000,64,1000]> air

tawdry sierra Jul 9, 2025, 9:57 PM

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Should do lava instead

final bridge Jul 9, 2025, 10:00 PM

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no blocks have to get purged out of existence

brittle crane Jul 11, 2025, 10:26 PM

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the real cursed part is no chunkload

lapis forum Jul 12, 2025, 2:33 AM

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final bridge ```yaml on player places block: - modifyblock <player.location.random_offset[100...

When they break a block, be sure to set a random air block within the radius to the broken block instead. Gonna maintain balance

final bridge Jul 12, 2025, 7:02 AM

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iiirc you only need to load chunks when reading data

paper kelp Jul 31, 2025, 4:42 PM

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force online-mode
/ex reflectionset object:<player.reflected_internal_object.reflect_field[server].reflect_field[console]> field:onlineMode value:true

novel hatch Jul 31, 2025, 11:22 PM

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does this actually work

granite valley Jul 31, 2025, 11:26 PM

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Define "work" - the value will probably get set, but iirc there's a bunch of other authentication systems that won't get initialized?

paper kelp Aug 1, 2025, 8:15 AM

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granite valley Define "work" - the value will probably get set, but iirc there's a bunch of oth...

maybe

digital ginkgo Aug 1, 2025, 3:35 PM

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paper kelp force online-mode ```/ex reflectionset object:<player.reflected_internal_object....

tried this with false and it actually works 😭
dns speedrun any% world record

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i_want_dns_2:
  type: world
  debug: false
  events:
    on player joins:
    - reflectionset object:<player.reflected_internal_object.reflect_field[server].reflect_field[console]> field:onlineMode value:false

paper kelp Aug 1, 2025, 4:25 PM

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digital ginkgo tried this with false and it actually works 😭 dns speedrun any% world record

Bro really got caught in my trap 💀

digital ginkgo Aug 1, 2025, 4:34 PM

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Joke on you i have a stasis chamber

novel hatch Aug 1, 2025, 5:29 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/revive-totem-of-undying-gif-3638351731233949881

Tenor

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bro popped a totem

midnight hawk Jan 16, 2026, 5:04 AM

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re: #1027064108056580106 message

lemme share something with ya then... .sitting.if_null[null].is_truthy

if sitting is valid, will return true or false, and is_truthy will return true for true and false for false

if sitting isnt valid, it'll null, and is_truthy will return false for null

reef pythonBOT Jan 16, 2026, 5:04 AM

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Thread Reopened

Thread was manually reopened by @midnight hawk.

midnight hawk Jan 16, 2026, 5:05 AM

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ten minutes later i realize .if_null[false] would do the same thing. and that i've used it multiple times before. 🤦‍♂️

weary lichen Jan 23, 2026, 11:59 AM

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Yeah so in these trying times, especially with the cold weather, I thought I'd help everyone else out with this beauty.

SpaceHeaterScript:
    debug: false
    type: world
    events:
        on tick:
            - repeat 1000:
                - create acacia_boat test <server.online_players.first.location> save:test
                - remove <entry[test].created_npc>```

polar basin Jan 26, 2026, 2:03 PM

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That's not going to cause any issues at all. You're not assigning UUID's, or random attributes with random values. Just a bunch of firewood. /s

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What if something goes wrong. You're going to need a debug for issues. /s-extended.

unborn pelican Jan 31, 2026, 6:36 PM

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@midnight hawk Your message (#1027064108056580106 message) remembered me that many years ago, when I was still learning denizen (and programming too), I was in my phase of "I'm sure that the less there are lines, the better it is". It end up with the following line, with a 769 characters long tag

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(I had to reconstruct the image based on multiple screeshots since it litterally is 4 screens wide)

midnight hawk Jan 31, 2026, 6:40 PM

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unborn pelican <@1432523420817559655> Your message (https://discord.com/channels/31516348808547...

OH MY GOD

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA HOW

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what is that tag even doing??

weary lichen Jan 31, 2026, 6:41 PM

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WAIT

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I BET YOU IT'S THE RUNESCAPE LEVEL CURVE

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I don't even have to zoom in

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just making a guess it's the OSRS level curve

unborn pelican Jan 31, 2026, 6:42 PM

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I was creating a town system, this tag was creating the list of towns in the chat with the possibility to click on the towns name to be teleported

weary lichen Jan 31, 2026, 6:42 PM

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I was wrong

midnight hawk Jan 31, 2026, 6:43 PM

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unborn pelican I was creating a town system, this tag was creating the list of towns in the cha...

oh my goooooooddddd that makes it being a one liner even worse😭😭

unborn pelican Jan 31, 2026, 6:43 PM

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It was quite ugly but it worked very well 😂

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This was maybe more efficient (in term of execution time) compared to a version split on multiple lines
But I discovered the concept of maintainability in between. And I have to say that I would never try to modify anything in this monstrosity because it would break up instantly

midnight hawk Feb 5, 2026, 12:00 AM

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look what i just found on my old scripts

<[results].sort_by_value[get[total]].reverse.first.get[total]>

.reverse.first??? really??

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😭

unborn pelican Feb 5, 2026, 6:13 AM

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Is this not the same as <[results].parse[get[total]].highest> ? 😂

unborn pelican Feb 5, 2026, 11:19 AM

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This inspired me a script to solve every issue:

bug_solving:
  debug: false
  type: world
  events:
    on script generates error:
    - determine cancelled

granite valley Feb 5, 2026, 12:12 PM

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unborn pelican Is this not the same as `<[results].parse[get[total]].highest>` ? 😂

<[results].highest[get[total]]> I believe?

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Or <[results].highest[get[total]].get[total]> I suppose

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Don't know if I like that more than the parse version though

lapis forum Feb 5, 2026, 12:55 PM

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!t listtag.highest

atomic coveBOT Feb 5, 2026, 12:55 PM

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lapis forum !t listtag.highest

Tag: <ListTag.highest[(<tag>)]>

Returns the highest value in a list of decimal numbers.
Optionally specify a tag to run on each list entry that returns the numeric value for that entry.

Returns

ObjectTag

Examples

# Narrates '10'
- narrate "<list[3|2|1|10].highest>

# Narrates the name of the player with the most money currently online
- narrate <server.online_players.highest[money].name>

#(LG_Legacy) Cursed denizen scripts