#DST Shinanigans
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Als going insane was halfway my fault cuz like
actually this gif was extremely accurate
I forgor being monkey means I can't eat raw meat
cuz its in a lightning storm
and I shoved so much fucking morsel into my mouth
relatively easily too
who knew the fire staff had a use
I'll try my best to tank all the hits and shit too
the one time im magically disarmed and it starts raining frogs
ya go for it xD
i dont mind either way
even if losing the rain books would absolutely screw us over
along with the sleep book, light book, my walking cane, living logs-
but ik they bury what they steal on the coasts
so if such incidents happen again in the future we can find it
God those frogs and wetness got me fucked up
I cannot be caught lacking ever again
Gonna keep an eyebrella in my backpack just in case now lmfaoo
eyebrella is helpful anyway since its like a beefalo hat for summer
prevents overheating very well
plus you'll want it anyway since ill be making it rain during summer to prevent antlion from attacking
and our crops from withering
Also I got like 4 dollars or smth on my account on steam so Imma get fancy cosmetics
plus the rain lifts the sandstorm in the desert so we can get cactus flowers
which heal us for more than the cactus hurts us without armor
and they can be made into flower salads which we'll need are extremely good for healing
ooOOOOO
like what
and I want a walkng cane that gives me effect like yours
Oh my god it's from the puzzles isn't it
Y E S
Which puzzle? The puzzle from the dude in the beefalo hood?
Guh??
and the one explaining how max and wilson met following the end of dont starve for the torch
the cyclum puzzlesss
the puzzles?
theyre not in game things
actually the walking cane one is-
but ye
here
you will have too feel free to look up the answers
it took the entire community working together to solve this
WEBBER
Okay doing the puzzle rn
Will admit tho these walking canes are cool too
Idk if they have effects or not tho
:(
aww corrupted
i thought it was really cool too
until i saw its effects
or lack thereof
it has no trail, just a bright purple aura around the end of the cane
really small and not very noticeable either
the goat one has a sparkle trail tho
the jester one makes confetti
and the cane one has like, sparkly snow
candycane*
o sparkly snow and sparkle trail
i have the goat one tho so
Bro having to click on these flowers is kicking my ass
i can change yr walki-
oh wait
did i never tell you about the skin changer item
ikr
Yea th clean sweeper
I wanna use it for wormholes eventually
ohh
there was a chest that gave all the wormhole skins for free when they came out-
we should probably start doing that with the wormholes
Yiss
I have them all I think
Omfg the flowers aren't working
I even tried clearing my cache
I'll try it on edge tomorrow
aww
well
i found this image
imagine having a crippling addiction to fuel couldnt be me
anyway u should go to bed :D
It's true I should go to bed
But I don't want to 
Broo
You can't get the funny torch skin anymore and it's the only good one :(
huh?
Okay question what is the cheapest thing to buy rn that gives the most spools
Apparently the code to get the torch expired a while ago but the other skins are still accessible
Oh fair enough
probably the magmatic chest
oh did u read that off the wiki
its not very consistent
goat cane skin so I can use it in my singleplayer world
i mean i could get on later solely for the purpose of changing it
oh nice :D
todays frog of the day is the granular glass frog! it can be found in central america! its green in colour with a translucent underside and textured granular skin. it lives near fast moving streams where males call from the surfaces of leaves and it can grow to 3.2cm in length!
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no frogs.
Oh lso something I still need to do in this world is make the fucking bee farm
I need glomglom so BAD
omg u still havent done that-
well spring isnt a good time for that
but summer is great
due to the extraordinarily long days
stardewwww
hoopaaa
yes
they’ll eat anything even remotely edible
including rot
they’ll also eat inedibles like pig skin and bunny puffs
nice hat
Damn :(
I was gonna see if I could get the pigs to kill deerlcops
But I wont fuck with that if that means they mmight eat the eyeball
I dont have cool creepy uncle to deal with my rain issues
you wouldnt have luck using pigs for deerclops
it kills em in 2 hits and freezes them in 1
if anything, i just recommend bringing deerclops to the swamp
you can get the tentacles cleared while scoring yourself a ton of meat and tentacle spikes
Oo true
its how i first started killing deerclops when i was a new webber
I mean I can prob tank deer myself (I need log suits, struglging to get pig skin atm) and I still have hambat
Just sanity is such a bitch
id argue using it to chop trees is more effective since itll get u treeguards to kill deer+a lot of wood
Also heehe I dont got saps so I think this is looking good so far
nice nice
I can do that then for sure there's a woodsy area with a metric fuckton of spider
It's where I go whenever I need wood or monster meat lmao
yea you can probably get deer to get you some nests if theyre t3
just make sure it doesnt die by/near the spiders
that works
Also would spiders be good against mactusk? I wanna get'em
after mac tusk is chased far enough away from his house he starts walking back and wont do anything when u attack him
YOU
Alrighty dope I'll get some warrior spiders then because they do the lunge thing and just have them fucking decimate mac
spiders are good for chasing mac tusk away but theyre usually too slow to hit it until it starts walking back
that works
Meat is a bonus but I mainly need tam and cane
I feel so slow without cane now lmaoo
your world has a triple mac doesnt it?
yea
its 50% for a tusk and 25% for a cane
killing all four gives you a good chance for what u need
Still pissed that (as far as I'm aware) I dont have the spider quarry
ripp
its not too big a deal but it gives webbers a huge head start
you can get t3 dens on like day 8 there
or day like, 1-2 if you find it instantly and start wars
but naturally they can begin turning into t3 dens very earl
Okay so since getting pig skin is a bitch Imma get log armor (2 I think'll work since I dont intend on tanking too much)
I got a spear but also hambat in the fridge that will still be relatively nice by the time deerclops comes around
and I'll drag his ass to the forest
Before Deerclops tho since he arrives like day 30 I have like 4 days to get mactusk dead
sounds good :D
Goofy ahh base
Reason why the boat on bottom left onl has charcoal is cuz then if the boat gets injured or whatever for whatever reason only that boat will die hopefully
I had gunpowder earlier but it's stuck with hutch atm
WHAT IS THIS
Mfers be tryna snathc my shit
CAUGHT MY FIRST FISH :)
You're so right Webber :))
Gotta head to a class thing so I got down the note so my little ADHD ass dont forget
Us
oh god
waittt have we even found the terraria thing
i should look for it, itd be lovely to have the mask it drops
Wait
Omfg it was with another group then
I did this thing where I kept turning the thing on and off over and over
I love doing that
Anyway my orientation thing was like
A lot shorter than I thought
Only like 25 minutes I was told it was gonna be an hour
So Imma take this time to call the autism place in this city and see if they do testing and if I can get scheduled in somewhere and then work on some of my art hw
This time I will NOT call 6 minutes after they closed
holy fuck my anxiety just got so ba
The phone call still says they're closed
Time to say goodbye to these cards!
Gonna selle'm to the card store so I can get money to get something for my dad!
60$
I sold them all, was worth over 100$, got like 80$ from the dude
His store has a trade-in policy of if the card is over 10$ you get only 50% of it, if it's less than 10$ you get only 30%
Wold be better to sell online but I wanted the money ASAP
ah interesting 🤔
Bro why tf hounds be spawning when Im tryna kill mac tusk
the audacity
2/3 mac tusks slain, 2 tusks
Come on I'm almost insane I need that tam o shanter so BAD
I DIED CUZ MY HELMET BROKE AND I DIDN TNOTICE
NOOOOOO
MY WORLD RESET CUZ IT WAS WILDERNESS
IT WAS GOING SO GOOD

Me: Takes 30 damage
Me: Wait that's a lot of damage did my helmet bre-
Mactusk: Fucking shoots me again
Okay breaktime
Maybe I'll play normal/endless this time and see if the world gen is any different
oh-
if yr helmet is low id recommend wearing a lot suit with it
or making a 2nd if you have the resources for it
I will never give my spiders football helmets again (unless they're nurses)
I have learned to become stingy
Can be useful for spiders vs bee queen iirc
Bc bee hats are cheaper than football helmets
Exceptionally cheap for webber specifically, 8 silk one rope
Wigfrid battle helms are also a cheap option if you have access to friends or the celestial portal
Cant see any other helmets being particularly economical to outfit an army with, but giving nurse spiders helmets can help I thibk
yea some people use hats when fighting bee queen
tho i havent seen people do that in a while now that stuff like cheesing her with a boat exists
from what i remember bee queen's screams also makes using spiders really difficult even with several eggs for a constantly replenishing army
with a large pig farm+full moon book pig skin becomes a very easily acquired resource and football helmets get really cheap
even without the full moon a large enough pig farm can make football helmets more accessible than wig helms+bee hats
even still tho idk about using it on any spiders other than nurses and maybe spitters
Fighting bee queen is hard with spiders cuz she has that one de-aggro move
Thats also why Klaus is literally impossible
Every time Klaus does his roar all things deaggro
yea
tho it is possible to kill klaus with spiders
its just that the roars of bee queen and klaus make using followers a lot less reliable
which i kind of like since follower spam is a pretty cheap way of killing bosses and theyre supposed to be difficult lol
Map of a fictional world I made
it's called Swilisea and is the home of my candite folk
Some candites I got, two of them are the same dude but sh
Aso the snake dude is not your average candite
Neither is the dude possessed by a Virtue
Okay so like
He's a silly
He died and so did the Virtue, around the same time, and the Virtue decided to inhabit the body so he can cling to the physical realm
Funny dead dude's soul moved on but his brain didn't deteriorate enough yet so he still has a consciousness
So the virtue could control the body but lets it autopilot which is just the dude being a dude
One could compare him to a zombie in this way tbh
whats a virtue 🤔
A guardian/bodyguard of a god
Thsi specific virtue is named Vitch, and was the bodyguard of Zeus
oh icic
Oh also @velvet sleet I've decided since I have a minimum size requirement i'll simply zoom out on the map so I include more of the map itself
Which also means we can update it and add more to it if you want
I'll see what I can fit
oo ok
And maybe put where you go frequently
Or like other stuff
Like I will put only you can go to this one location cuz the pigs'll attack me
i still am not sure on what place i visit most
when i play dst i dont usually have one spot ill stay around in
unless im confined to an area for whatever reason, ex using the moon book daily
Lmao
Hmm
What places do you have an easier time
Like going to
Than I do
Like the pig farm for eample
Also wanna play in a bit?
@velvet sleet We playin tonight?
sure sure
srry i meant i*
My plush arrived today :)
They were a limited time thing from back in July :(
Oh also heads up
Im at my parent's house for this weekend
So idk how good the wifi's gonna be
whats the absolute worst that happens :D
:D
Lemme find my mouse and shit
Oo and maybe see if my parents have ice cream
If they have ice crea I will devour that shit
Mint Choccy Chip
Also I gave up on ice cream I didnt even look I just saw we had nesquick powder so nw I have the choccy milk
Okay after my adhd stops server shall arise
Tryna find a comfortable way to play on the couch cuz there's like no place to use my mouse
if the issue is a lack of mouse surface, use a book or movie case
if the issue is space/verticality idk
I'm going to bed soon
(note: I like to read in bed for a couple hours before actually sleeping)
Okay also I gotta piss
I'll set it to public and 3 people max
Should I add a password too or no? @velvet sleet
oh sure
What should the password be?
up 2 uuuuu
Me as a Webber main to literally anything else: https://youtube.com/shorts/NEWFcEdV99E?feature=share
song used: Barnyard (Game) - Talking 2
public voice file library: https://patreon.com/GetGianni website: https://GetGianni.com
accurate
Might have to destroy my mother
Im using the roku tv to put on background sound for my mom and she has a channel for bri-ish tv
back
h m
Quick question
Who is your friend playing?
I like eeping the summaries relevant so I can rember what happens in which world
oh tru tru
is this a new world or our current one?
i like the tail
Bruhh
Cursed bees once more
Also I might be done for the night augh
Lightning: Strikes the boat.
Us: oh okay.
Lightning: Strikes the boat again.
Us: Oh.
Also does your firend have discord? We can make a GC for this
dude i hated that
couldnt even read the book for the rain/fire
The first time was okay, I used up all the fucking boat patches
But then god said
"stay down bitch"
2nd lightning strike i-
At least now this way we know we can't take the larvae with us
Because if it sets anything on fire it makes the boat do damage
Now Im deciding if I should wind down with slime rancher or work on my drawing assignment (map, not this one but another one)
hmmmmmm
klei cowards not putting wilbur in the game
need army character #3 (webber and wurt being the first two)
i mean if you really stretch the definition maxwell can count 😎
also they might add wonkey skins
oh wait wick and max could count anyway due to the bee book-
omg tutel
Here's my turtle
awwwwe turtl
WHAT
yr worlds have some crazy luck
with generating rare setpieces
the developers graveyard, living forest, and reed trap are all very rare
?
the oasis?
oh or the weird worldgen lol
looks like the oasis and forest with guaranteed mini swamp spawned on top of each other
aww no triple mac
oo
Would you harm the thing?
I JUST REALIED HE'S OFF-CENTERED
Why else would the arms be on the edge on only one part of the frame 💀
It's true
Teaching my friend about naughtiness level cuz they accidentally summoned a krampus
you could call him santa 🤔
WEBBER SAYS FISH AND CHIPS
0_0
Imma amke Webber as a DnD dude
Gonna have to load up the world to peep the map
👍
Peeping hardcore
@velvet sleet
Yes the map is reversed when I cut it out it'll be fixed
👁️
whats included in it?
oh also something i remember using a lot are the wormholes
Oo tue true
Ill figure out where all the holes lead
Also gonna be our paths, moonquay, waterlogged"
Main things are uh
Our paths, dangers, important spots, places I go you dont, places you go I don't, biomes
Always open for additions to add
🤔
there could be boss areas too
ig thatd be danger
like the dragonfly and bee queen
a-
I dont think I have bee queen on here unless Im blind
Oh yea Im also including where I've died
Im including the fucking struck by lightning twice
oh i was about to ask about that too lol
moose goose?
theres a moose goose pond near us
in the spider forest
could be represented by a thunder egg
True true
also the mac tusks?
you could also put a sandstorm over the oasis even if its only a seasonal thing
Gonna cut these out on actual paper and put them plafes
All danger areas are gonna be triangles with added features to make them unique
i thought the triangles were angry birds for a second
New angry birds OC guys
distant relative to the yellow one
ohhh
remember the flowers near moon quay
the sneezing ones
I canf unsee the fucking amogus
the longer i look at this the more i realize how surreal dst's flora and fauna are
i wasnt gonna say it but-
there was nothing u could realistically do

Stupid fucking amogus
amoga
Also for places you go that I cant really Im putting the M book
hmm thatd be the pig farm
Idk what to put for my places tbh
Im putting you at pig farm and like the rock quarry cuz you mine that shit
Fucking GONE
everybtime
also forests not infested by spiders ig
if u have any that arent close to base
since i tend to do that too
pig king as well even though i tore down that civilization
ohh will u be including the roads on yr map?
amog-
Sneezy bitches
D9nt think so?
kk
if it is its off screen where dfly spawns
hmm
maybe u could put a full moon icon over the pig farm since i only visit it during full moons
actually nvm my book will already be there
there are the monkey pirates
that have jumped us twice
i think i got kidnapped one time
the F U E L
slaughtered the entire ship and got kidnapped in the process
all the while the spider child was just looking at the map-
webber just unaware that hes surrounded by a hostile takeover and subsequent kidnapping attempt
Tbf I feel like Webber would just let himself get kidnapped if they promised candy
no webbER NOOO
I mean he did trust a random semi-old dude
ah but who wouldnt trust a random semi-old shadow crack addicted mass murdering god-complex magician who routinely drugs and kidnaps people to trap in a world out to get them at every turn for his amusement
I mean true
I bet Maxwell finds Webber funny cuz of how fucking negative braincell he is
that is an accurate representation of those pirates
stole spiders and kidnapped a kidnapper
Monkeys: Get on the boat we're kidnapping you.
Webber: Idk we don't feel like it.
Monkeys: We have uh... Ice cream!!!
Webber: 

cursed
im afraid
yellow eyes tho thats a cool detail
i dont see many interpretations of him with that
Easier to emote with them
yee makes sense makes sense
I asked someone what eye colour he'd have and they said like piss yellow lmao
Autism works wonders if it does the thing you want it to do
god tru dat
im glad i managed to kill the monkeys lol
it didnt help that i was insane at the time
saw the monkeys paddling over and tried read wicker's sleep book to keep them away
Lmao
but by the time the reading animation was over they were already on the boat
it didnt help that the sleep book a l s o put my bees to sleep-
Monkeys: Kidnap Maxwell.
Webber: lmao ok
Monkeys: Kidnap spiders
Webber:
those poor spiders
rip them
i wonder
if they can pick up spiders
and if so
do they bury them in the ground along with all the other items they steal-
BRO THE SPIDERS 💀
RIP
we gotta get a honey farm later
there isnt rlly a good source of nitre tho to my knowledge
Earthquakes ig
ig yr best bet is to make nurses then keep them armored to ensure more dont have to be made
yea thats the only one
i CAN force earthquakes to happen actually
so thats a possibility
and the mosaic regularly recreates boulders
I think its the spitters that require nitre
oh
Nurses require honey
theyre cool to have toooooo
can a spitter attack from far enough range to kill birds?
I can replace spitters with shattered once I get their switcherdoodle recipe (uses moon shards)
Uhh Im not sure but they are slightly ranged if the enemy gets out of bounss
u could also kidnap them from the moon island since there are so many
and theyre pretty tanky
ill be expanding the pig farm to a size great enough to supply us with constant ham bats and football helmets
even if i only use night armor and dark swords at this point
oh i found some old art i did of dst characters the other day
it does hurt to look at them since they were from years ago
this is tragic
we can kidnap bearger to prevent it from bothering us each year
deerclops tho, thats something we'll just have to live with 🤔
the lightning one is just
so good
nooooOO THE SILK-
i-
i forgot that u could literally kidnap players with that
i took a break while that bug was around so i never learned what it was like to be kidnapped by walters
Walter kidnaps Webber to convert him into a boyscout
oh my god
this is a lot to process
yknow sometimes if u kill a spider egg during daytime while it has spiders out
the spider will return to their nonexistent egg and simply evaporate
awww theyre all so expressive
casually getting kidnapped
imma kindap a monkey later
pffff
Time to draw Baxbell
i was so obsessed with verdant skins back then
I drew some for wendy and Webber before they got em
greeeeeeen
Show
i don’t have mah drawings with meeeee
going APPLE PICKINGGGG
but I did draw Webber and wendy gardening with wormwood once
omg muffet
warly’s
i should’ve incorporated dst more into my art class assignments
ik I incorporated the themes of verdant skins
Tbf verdant is badass
Hard to think of a dope skin for Webber tho cuz it's like
Roseate literally already did it?
yeahhhh
How can you get more overgrown vibe than a dude who got roses tangled up in his fur
So if Webber's hair is long enough to get roses tangled in it then is it like average length hair??
Aint no way some thin af spider hair gonna get tangles in it
maxwell cursed him to have roses clearly 👀
i love his verdant skin sm
first skin I bought
One of my favourite skins (first one I bought for Webber) I think is his victorian
Little anime schoolboy
ooo I wove that
since i came back during the gorge
playing the event was an easy source of spools
Me when
👀
piggies D:
Alrighty I got free time now to game n'shit
:0
gaminggg
im free rn so lmk if u wanna play the dst world
or try forge/gorge
or even adventure mode tbh
im down for anything
im also free (technically on the tf server but)
actually ill brb for 5 mins
OO yes
anythin we wanna do?
Uhh
I'm down for anythin
Although we're inside a sticky spot in our main adventure
xD
we'd just have to get back to the mainland
with no monkeys to pick bananas its only a matter of time
we could even go underground and pick the subterranean bananas instead
technically when I join I could bring a boat to you guysI just wouldnt know where anything is unless theres map sharing
oh no worries we have a boat
the only problem is the rainstorm and no lightning rod
but i have the resources to make a bunch of ice staves and we're close to the mainland anyway
ah
wonder how much you could do in dst if you decided to exile yourself from the mainland forever
bc you can for instance, get rocks and gold from the moon island
well monkey island is extremely hospitable
wood there too
oh is everything already on monkey island wild
the portal creates grass twigs and rocks
oh
the bananas supply ample hunger sanity and hp
the trees there can supply wood
the problem is you'd only be able to make a survivable base
nothing that'd allow you to thrive
no source of living logs cuts you off entirely from t2 magic
no ruins means no ancient magic
no bosses means none of their awesome loot
also no celestial champion
survival is good but its the bare minimum
the only bosses at sea are malbatross and crab king
(champion requires getting the pieces which you cant without going to mainland)
my friends once made a tropical resort there and i took over moon island
both of them are very survivable theyre just not very exciting
also the whole moon storm even is mainland
mhm
OH fun fact
not that celestial champion actually grants anything special except a super cool crown
moon glass is meh for me at best
We got struck by lightning
ooo fun facts?
oh yes we did 😎
death is a strong word 🤔
more like we were stranded
and drowned
i really shouldve prepared more, i was expecting u and wig to get the brunt of the curses cuz i was the fire staff user
still, it could be worse :D
now im picturing a treeguard/birchtree version of the giant trees
I expected to be the only monkey lmao
no I mean the ones from the uhhh
treeguards for twiggy would be interesting too
I was ready to tank all the fucking monkeys n'everything
yeah
thatd be amazing
its a shame treeguards are relegated to just two tree types but eh
I imagine they'd be better fit in birchnut style where they just spawn minions/roots
ig guaranteed peace is aight too
yea
perhaps like the gnarwail horn
where it'd poke holes in the boat
or just pushed yr boat far away
and youd just ram your boat into them to chop em down
drops explosive figs that you have to toss off the boat
thatd be funny lol
or figs that hatch into wasps
anything wacky fits the dst style
Figs that hatch into fast spoods
Also what the fuck
Relicanth (pokemon) has a gender difference 💀
Female relicanth has a smaller jaw 💀 💀
Im upset at this information
how do I join u guys
I think Torchic is the only starter with a gender difference
Oh it's ez
Lemme raise the party limit to like 4
World name is called like
"WHEN THE" or smth
Password is "cumjar"
Lemme get the game booted up
dies
Question who do you intend on playing?
I like keeping track of shit in my summary thing for the worlds
no idea
I could cash in my klei points and get wurt

I think the problem would be uh
Eating-synergy sort of?
Webber produce infinite meatball, Wig can only eat meat, Maxwell doesn't care
webber works well with carnivores yea
also im not seeing you when I search "when the"
i dont think its up yet
oh ok
thought you guys were playing from the "we got struck by lightning twice" comment
oh that was last time :D
Oh no that was like a night or two ago
Oh also be careful! Don't hover over the bees
If you hover over Pump's bees you will crash
I could do wormwood
Idk what fucking mod it is but yea 
oh u guys got mods?
n O
Show Me (item Info), Finder's Redux, Simple Health Bars, Global positions
No durability thermal stone
yeah I have 995 spools I could get wanda or wurt if I got 1500 spools w/ klei points
As long as Wanda can eat meatball
yea she can
Oh shit we should set up a uh
and monster meat too
????
oh
how?
wanda's whole gimmick is she gets stronger the lower hp she has
Monster meat + egg
wes gameing
Lmao I forgor Wanda has age
wes works :P
for veggies we can just start up the farm again :D
migyht do wormwood tho
You can be Wormwood if you wan
wormwood works
You'll be our gardener guy cuz finna be real my ADHD is kicking my ass with it
he has great synergy with webber anyway
I havent done gardening before
do u know the crop combinations?
well
we have a gardening book so ig it doesnt matter too much :D
i have the ability to mass produce us veggies at any time its just that im usually doing something else
and i dont like being bound to a singular location like the farm 👁️
theres a lot of characters I have a lot of options hmm
Finally got a new fucking backgroun that isn't the basic bitch one
God my hands smell like latex cuz I gotta wear gloves all the time at work
Hell yea
Also fun fact this background will ocassionally change
It's set to just rotate randomly to any webber drawing I have in my webber art folder
mine is a bunch of kodamas cuz theyre cute-
webber horde
bebber :D
webingus (bald webber)
D:
Okay wait wrong world name I think
this was me one time
When the when is school friends lmfaoo
could unravel something
dies
Dont make me put you in it
SEALED AWAY
World's going up
NEVERFUCKING MIND
I'm rolling back to the beginning of the day what the fuck
I wasn't even on for FIVE FUCKING SECONDS
And the boat got struck with lightning
found it
too late already did it :)
Damn >:)
might take a sec to load any mods u have
hm
I try to repair the ship and THIS is the thanks I get lmfaoo
i wasnt crashing on em
Oh there is but it's very tedious since you can't unsummon the bees
maybe its a client mod
just dont summont he bees?
I'll show you what I got
we kinda needed them for monkey island?
oh



