elder zinc
since general-2 has been struck out of existence, we're moving the stolen one liners here :) (no longer homeless + inactive channel being used again, hurray!)
you can also post your own ones here too, please do actually, these take a while to find..
https://tenor.com/view/moist-critical-moist-critikal-underwater-yeah-baby-woooooo-gif-24561979
You have hidden talent. I hope you find It soon!
elder zinc
It’s a right angle, what do you mean it’s wrong?
elder zinc
Todays episode of me living is sponsored by my job
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Substance abuse?? ahaha nooo no! I would never abuse substances! I love substances!!
elder zinc
One small step for man.. one even smaller step for me
pastel tendon
Alcohol isnt a problem, it's a solution!
elder zinc
Your honor, if you are what you eat, then my client is an innocent man
elder zinc
There are two wolves inside me. I beg you, please get them out.
elder zinc
I cast gun, prepare to meet god.
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He spits nothing but Cold, Hard, Opinions!
elder zinc
My days are numbered? Yea.. that's what a calender is for.
elder zinc
I wonder if calculus would have turned out differently if Isaac Newton had a enchanted golden apple fall on his head.
elder zinc
You're inside my walls? Bitch, I am the walls!
elder zinc
This game is rigged, but it's to my favor, so it's chill
elder zinc
I wish I had popcorn.. They took all my popcorn in the divorce :(
elder zinc
coughing bomb vs hydrogen baby
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reading these stats makes me feel like im auditing a wizard for tax evasion
elder zinc
who said: 'you know whats a good idea. we should turn limes into stone!' i do not trust you, you have brain damage.
elder zinc
holy water? how do you put holes in your water?
elder zinc
life's a giant skill issue on everyones part
elder zinc
what’s the point on being stabbed if you don’t get to keep the knife?
elder zinc
my refridgerator is running? yea, it's running to your house as we speak. are you running?
elder zinc
one small step for man, one giant leap for this one guy.
elder zinc
misinformation? no, I have all the information right here
elder zinc
the more birthdays you have the longer you live
elder zinc
i'm sorry to say that 2018 was 6 years ago.
elder zinc
"it came to me in a dream" is not a valid way of handling security issues
elder zinc
I've travelled all around the North Eastern United States; I think i've seen a lot of the world.
elder zinc
as long as there are poor people, there will be dollar stores
elder zinc
If you're going to monologue before you kill me, can you at least use the right pronouns?
elder zinc
"My leg is broken", then stands up and walks a perfect walk cycle
elder zinc
necromancy is a form of recycling
elder zinc
victory at a $60 value, all for only $14.99
elder zinc
you may call it trauma, I call it backstory
elder zinc
Don't beat around the bush with it; beat me on the head with it and tell me what you want!
elder zinc
your life is not the truman show
elder zinc
you said you got my back, right? could you give it back please?
elder zinc
tradition is just peer pressure from the dead
elder zinc
if one is to be paid in exposure, you'd better expose yourself
elder zinc
when scientists first tried to watch the earth rotate for 24 straight hours. they got super tired, so they called it a day.
elder zinc
reading sucks when we can't read words
elder zinc
99% of shoppers quit before they buy a item
elder zinc
when you're the third wheel, make a tricycle
elder zinc
population of france: several
elder zinc
inside you there are two kidneys. im gonna take one
elder zinc
i dont trust stairs; they're always up to something
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iron deficiency gang, stand up!
pseudo parcel
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"money can't buy you happiness" believers when I show them gambling and alcohol
obtuse moat
vessel for two when i show them a new skeleton
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vessel for two when i show them a new skeleton
elder zinc
guess we really did live for another year, huh?
elder zinc
i was wondering why it was so dark at night, then it dawned on me
elder zinc
this just in: the police discover the body of the police
elder zinc
you thought fortnite was a game; wait 'till you find out about how long two weeks lasts
elder zinc
are you really a good old person if you're not a menace to society?
obtuse moat
it is three dollars on steam
elder zinc
there comes a time in every mans life when he must ask himself; "am I an IGN journalist, or am I a gamer?"
elder zinc
if a medium can speak to ghosts, imagine what a large could do
obtuse moat
YOOOOO
elder zinc
see you next year! haha- oh shit, i'm late
elder zinc
the geneva convention? did we buy tickets this year?
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with great power comes great need to take a nap
toxic garnet
SO TRUE
elder zinc
if you're speaking to someone in hexadecimal, you're probably not the happiest man alive
elder zinc
if you're feeling broken; make an omelette
elder zinc
all you can do is wish your enemies horrible days and that they die horrible deaths; that's all you can do
elder zinc
nothing fairs better with emotional devastation than gambling
elder zinc
with great power comes great ability to fuck up my insurance
elder zinc
maybe the real college was the money we lost along the way
elder zinc
If you're absent, please tell me that you're not here
elder zinc
being born may of 2025? bro, you missed the whole plot
elder zinc
Twas the night before 9/11...
elder zinc
biased? no, I'm correct
elder zinc
the haters said i couldn't do it, and they were right
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officer, i'm not driving under the influence; i am the influence
elder zinc
this is a literary device commonly referred to as “nuh uh”, where the author is lying
pseudo parcel
nuh uh
elder zinc
here's a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them
obtuse moat
i was going to send something in here the other day and i couldn't find the channel and now i forgot the joke
elder zinc
you would not believe your eyes, if ten milli- ow fuck my eye, ow
elder zinc
i was born at a young age
elder zinc
if you clean a vacuum cleaner, you become the vacuum cleaner
elder zinc
sometimes i think and i really gotta get that under control
elder zinc
mechs are just robot fursonas
