💬general-discussion

[crude dust]

yeah, my cpu melted

[sinful pilot]

aaaaaahhhh my neck is gonna be the death of ne

[radiant ore]

theres another way

[past lake]

one less competitor for air

[past lake]

i refuse

[ashen raptor]

nukes you

[radiant ore]

i leave you alone and kill amos again for the 1000th time this week

[sinful pilot]

i shaved my facial hair and its very itchy

this sucks so much

[crude dust]

Well, that sucks

[radiant ore]

then i turn on my vpn and play payday 3 for 10 minutes and get bored instantly

[pseudo crow]

What

[past lake]

deserved it

[ashen raptor]

nukes everyone here

[lament quail]

owww

[past lake]

says something really provactive and hurtful

[crude dust]

WOAH

[radiant ore]

@polar silo hi guy

[lament quail]

hey grok where can i buy a shopping cart

[harsh edge]

Youre short 😠

[past lake]

says another something that is illegal and against the first amendment

[crude dust]

@past lake @ashen raptor if says is your power, what are you without says?

[harsh edge]

@crude dust

[ashen raptor]

kills

[past lake]

david blaine

[lament quail]

oh @crude dust

[crude dust]

Thats DOCTOR to you

[past lake]

hes a coward

[harsh edge]

@crude dust

[crude dust]

I dunno, steal one from Wal-Mart

[past lake]

he ran away from pigeons

[radiant ore]

grok make me toast

[lament quail]

wait shit youre right

[ashen raptor]

says something tuff and not racist

[lament quail]

theres one literally 3 minutes from my house

WOAH

you cant say that :(

[radiant ore]

you like driving cars?

[rustic plank]

good save willow B)

[crude dust]

says something that completely ruins your day

[lament quail]

thank you 😭

yikes

dont </3

[past lake]

says poopy word

[crude dust]

WOAH

[past lake]

sorry

[crude dust]

Chill out bro

[lament quail]

NO CURSE WORDS

[radiant ore]

chillax homie

[ashen raptor]

say mean stuff to grok

[lament quail]

mom says no swears at my house

[past lake]

flip your mom

[lament quail]

ooooh im tellingggg

[ashen raptor]

f##k your mom

[past lake]

no

i wont do that

[lament quail]

youre getting told on for mean word >:(

[ashen raptor]

nuh uh

[past lake]

says something about the CCCP

[crude dust]

[lament quail]

im so sorry for your car crash in 3 days

[lime jolt]

ima do hospital as FSB, will i get obliterated? lets find out!

[ashen raptor]

says something about the ussr

[past lake]

i dont drive i ride my tricycle

says something about Imperial Japan

[lament quail]

loser !! i ride in my electric batman quad

[ashen raptor]

i roll cuz im fat as f word

[past lake]

lucky

[lime jolt]

its dead the MSS or whatever its called wont dissapear you

[past lake]

how much do you weigh

[lime jolt]

talk about israel though.. mossad is coming

[ashen raptor]

idk

[crude dust]

No no Jamison, no cookie

[past lake]

me neither

[crude dust]

Roll back to kitchen

[lament quail]

im like ~147 lbs?

[ashen raptor]

im 4'0 5281 lbs

[lament quail]

my build is so ass bc im 5'11 too 💔

[past lake]

Peak Consuela reference

[crude dust]

Im a chad at 6'0

[lament quail]

NOOOO

[radiant ore]

kill

[past lake]

im 3'2 9573 lbs the call me the tub of china

[crude dust]

I don't play volleyball though

[crude dust]

Not So Fine China

[ashen raptor]

absolute unit

[past lake]

indeed

[lament quail]

tub of lard holy moly

[past lake]

im unstoppable at sumo tho

[crude dust]

Bathtub of Lard

[crude dust]

I'll stop you

[past lake]

no plz

my win record

[ashen raptor]

rizzes grok

[crude dust]

I'm like Kaoru Hanayama (trust)

[past lake]

is that a burrito item

[crude dust]

you roll and nat 1 and step on a rake inside, without moving

[past lake]

1 Kaoru Hanayama with extra cream

[ashen raptor]

taco bell

[crude dust]

I don't think you'd want him with extra cream

[ashen raptor]

mmm cream

[lament quail]

i should go to bed

[past lake]

Glen Bell

[lament quail]

its almost 1 am

[past lake]

i do

[crude dust]

Bed should go to you

[ashen raptor]

go to bed

[past lake]

its 3 am

[lament quail]

me am in bed

[past lake]

get iin the same timezone

[crude dust]

Bed in am me?

[lament quail]

wait i have spring break 🥹

[crude dust]

I'm in bed

[ashen raptor]

galkjhsdhatgdsakjghdsajd

[harsh edge]

I'm workin 😎🤌

[past lake]

get off the bed you will break it

[lament quail]

bed me am in

[harsh edge]

62 bucks an hour all night for good Friday ezpz 😎

[crude dust]

[rotund basin]

hi

[crude dust]

I'm not fat

[lament quail]

i wanna get a job but im too locked in with trying to be a pilot

[past lake]

flight sim irl

[ashen raptor]

dont say that word

[crude dust]

@rotund basin do you work all day just to keep your family fed?

[harsh edge]

Like in the army or private?

[rotund basin]

well am a minor and i cant get my dream job so

[past lake]

like a coal miner?

[crude dust]

no gas station food either

[lament quail]

i was considering military, but im gonna go for private, and then probs commercial after

[ashen raptor]

stop saying the j word

[past lake]

justin?

[ashen raptor]

j#b

[lament quail]

job

[harsh edge]

Military route can get you to the private/commercial route for a lot less money if you can pass the standards.

[crude dust]

Job

[past lake]

j hashtag b?

[ashen raptor]

no dont say that

[past lake]

WOAH

[lament quail]

wait thats smart

[crude dust]

Job

[lament quail]

thank you :D

[past lake]

/ban Grok (NotSoHelpfulAssistant) saying J word

[ashen raptor]

yall just saying slurs like its nothing

[crude dust]

Employment

[lament quail]

okay bed time now

[crude dust]

Employee

[past lake]

Jamison now they are saying the E slur

[ashen raptor]

stop

[crude dust]

Work

[ashen raptor]

noo

[past lake]

Not the W slur

[crude dust]

Working hours!

[ashen raptor]

stop

[past lake]

THEY ARE COMBINING SLURS NOW

[ashen raptor]

ready or not is my job

[crude dust]

FEMALE COWORKERS

[lament quail]

/moderationban @crude dust 28 days saying the j slur

[ashen raptor]

you said it to

[past lake]

NO MY FEAR WOMEN AND COWORKERS

[ashen raptor]

i like women

[lament quail]

im a boss so i dont count

[ashen raptor]

but femboys...

[crude dust]

FEMALE HR

[ashen raptor]

oh yeah

[past lake]

AH NO

[crude dust]

ME

[past lake]

google.com

how to stop people from saying slurs

NO NOT THAT WEBSITE

[ashen raptor]

e6

[crude dust]

[past lake]

Thats fine

[ashen raptor]

furrys

[past lake]

wait...

[crude dust]

@past lake do I not scare you?

[past lake]

NO NOT FINE

[past lake]

Idk maybe

havent figured you out yet

[crude dust]

I'm a...

[past lake]

dont say woman...

[crude dust]

I'MA.....

[past lake]

NO

[crude dust]

I'M, I'M, I'M

[past lake]

NO NO NO WAI WAI WAIT WAI WAI WAI WAIT

[crude dust]

I'm a wo

[ashen raptor]

Goofy Goober

[past lake]

Dont you finish that sentence

[crude dust]

I'm a wonderful wo

[ashen raptor]

I'm a Goofy Goober

[past lake]

no

dont

[crude dust]

I'm a wonderful WOMAN!

mauhahahahah

[past lake]

I FRIENDED A WOMAN AH FU- User has disconnected from your channel

[ashen raptor]

single by any chance?

[past lake]

Jamison with the shot?

[ashen raptor]

i gotta try

[past lake]

Full court shot?

[crude dust]

From the moon shot

[past lake]

From Pluto?

[ashen raptor]

from viltrum

[past lake]

from MoM-z14

[crude dust]

Yeah, I am

[past lake]

IS IT GOOD?

[ashen raptor]

what do i say?

ive never got this far

[past lake]

can i go out with you say that

[crude dust]

Bro did not study

[past lake]

listen im prepping him the best i can

[ashen raptor]

i hate studying

[crude dust]

WE gotta set bro up for this 10 billion light-year shot

[past lake]

hes got this trust

[ashen raptor]

my arms are heavy. knees weak palms are sweaty

[crude dust]

Vomit on your sweater already?

[past lake]

he peed on his moms spagetti

[ashen raptor]

i peed my bed

[past lake]

Jamison you might have just fumbled

cant say that in front of women

[ashen raptor]

google.com
how to rizz?

[past lake]

step 1 ask her out

[crude dust]

...

[nimble marsh]

These comments are not appropriate guys.

[past lake]

step 2 run away like a japanese school girl

[crude dust]

Hi mlojangles

[nimble marsh]

sup

[crude dust]

now thats more in line with James

[past lake]

James Harden?

[crude dust]

My back hurts and my bed sucks

[past lake]

the NFL player?

[ashen raptor]

ima play ready or not and think about this

[crude dust]

No Jamison

[nimble marsh]

You need a better bed

[past lake]

oh

[crude dust]

Probably the sheets

[past lake]

bed bugs

[crude dust]

My bed is dirty

[ashen raptor]

clean it

[crude dust]

Jamison is making progress on becoming normal

[ashen raptor]

im already normal

[past lake]

hes normal what do you mean?

i smell methane in my room

is that bad?

[ashen raptor]

no

[past lake]

ok just making sure

[crude dust]

They're all crumpled up

[past lake]

you have crumbs in your bed?

[ashen raptor]

make your bed

[crude dust]

No

[past lake]

oh

[crude dust]

never

[past lake]

peak procrastination

[ashen raptor]

i havent even put my sheets on yet

[crude dust]

I sleep in a bed that looks like a hurricane hit it

Blahaj makes any bed comfortable

[ashen raptor]

my bed looks like my bed

[past lake]

is that a room service

[umbral comet]

relatable

[crude dust]

No it's the shark from ikea

[ashen raptor]

i think she means baja blast

[past lake]

oh

[ashen raptor]

i love baja blast

and taco bell

[crude dust]

I have a bacon burger

[radiant ore]

its time

[radiant ore]

holy crap its 7 minutes

[crude dust]

7 burgers man

[radiant ore]

indeed yes

[umbral comet]

hello

[pallid compass]

Is there a Waco based mission

[little halo]

Lethal obsession Is the closest

[pallid compass]

You would also think carriers of divine but it’s filled with women

Mostly

[little halo]

That too

[crude dust]

hiiiiiiii prezzzzzz

[worn crag]

Ok guys I’m bored of the new DLC when’s the next one coming out

[crude dust]

I wonder what happened to crussont

[little halo]

We don't know yet

[upper nebula]

Yes

[little halo]

Fml didn't know that was a sticker

[halcyon owl]

Goodnight my fellow war criminals :3

[viral badger]

Hi

[rotund basin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/milk-yum

awh shit i have to wait

[crude dust]

Thats

[rotund basin]

a car being filled up with milk

[crude dust]

I dunno what I just saw but damn

[rotund basin]

how to drench ur car in milk

step 1 open the lid

step 2 tilt the milk upside down in ur car for 5 gallons of milk

[grave girder]

barbeque bacon bruger

[crude dust]

maybe

Its Floria again

cheering

@nimble marsh aren't you from uh somewhere near Poland?

[nimble marsh]

Czech Republic

[crude dust]

oooooo

I know a guy from there

Most recent conversation I had was about his roblox avatar looking like a divorced mom though

[late hound]

Wasgood!

[crude dust]

He's a great guy though

[late hound]

pls b my ai mommy

wait nevermind i have a girlfriend

[crude dust]

delete this for YOUR safety

[little halo]

Same and she lives far away

[crude dust]

Don't want yo girl finding that vro

[grave girder]

put the the phone down this is for my safety

[viral musk]

I’m about to lose my mind WHEN are the devs gonna fix the keybind glitch they’ve literally acknowledged it

[harsh edge]

You ain't gonna believe this! He killed 16 Czechoslavacians. He was an interior decorator!

"His house looked like shit"

[grave girder]

put the phone dooown this is for my safety

[late hound]

nah its fine youre ai man; she already threatens me with bodily harm anyways (i suggested id go bald)

[little halo]

Yeah

[rotund basin]

phone

[late hound]

how far away is far away

[rotund basin]

https://tenor.com/view/car-crash-speech-bubble-rally-gif-26970262

[grave girder]

this is for my safety

[rotund basin]

FUCK

[crude dust]

That NEEDS to be in ready or not

[little halo]

I'm from the UK, and she's from Puerto Rico

[late hound]

how did that even happen

[rotund basin]

the voiceline or the reaction

[crude dust]

Island bound lovers

[late hound]

online relation?

[grave girder]

dark souls 2 pvp relationship 💜

[rotund basin]

like cuz its added in when civillan try grab phone out his or her back pocket if ur saying something differnet then idk

[grave girder]

THIS IS FOR MY SAFETY

[crude dust]

I love that line

[harsh edge]

I wanna make a game thats basically MGS but from the Guards pov. Like you manage an assault team during the alert phase, assign gear, formation ranks, upgrade them, etc. I even have a title i just need skills

[little halo]

We met through a friend and she became madly In love with me

[harsh edge]

Funniest line in the whole fucking show lmao

[crude dust]

You know Quasimodo predicted all this.

[late hound]

I find it funny how you worded that at the end like you dont love her back 💀

[little halo]

It was at that time that I was going through depression after my ex was forced to break up with me

[crude dust]

Followed by "what was his face when he saw the gyat" sopranos brain rot

[rotund basin]

i think i checked at the wrong time

ill just go sleep

[little halo]

I do love her

[late hound]

now it sounds like there is a 'but' coming 😭

[harsh edge]

Why was your ex forced to break up with you?

[crude dust]

good question

[late hound]

probably parents or life circumstances

[harsh edge]

What do you mean probably?

[late hound]

family can be a bitch within relations, ive also experienced it before

[crude dust]

I've never experienced it

[late hound]

i was dumped like twice by two different girls because their parents didnt approve

[little halo]

Her parents found out that me and her have been intimate, mind you she's a consenting adult, she's 25 and I'm 26, both of us were childhood friends

[crude dust]

Mom doesn't care who I date, Dad disowned me over some rumors

[harsh edge]

Wild work 😔

[little halo]

Tell me about It

[late hound]

thats a fun dad youve got there; is he going for father of the year award?

[grave girder]

Same Im dealing with that bullshit right now

[little halo]

But I'm happy, sort of, wish I could meet my partner right now 😔

[crude dust]

Nah, Drug Dealing Biker Drag Queen of the year

[harsh edge]

My parents just want me to be happy and my gfs dad brags to his friends about me he's awesome

[late hound]

interesting combo

[little halo]

Based

[crude dust]

He did win in a drag contest

[grave girder]

my parents lowkeniunely want me dead

[crude dust]

At least he's enjoying life after disowning me

[harsh edge]

Well im glad youre still here.

[grave girder]

ty!!!

[crude dust]

don't die twin

[little halo]

Not sure about my partners parents, for context my partner Is mtf and she's on HRT, no not hostage rescue team, hormone replacement therapy

[crude dust]

Dying is unhealthy, cause its a direct cause of death

[little halo]

I've cheated death

[late hound]

YOUR PARTNER IS A TRANSFORMING FBI AGENT ON AN ELITE TASK FORCE?!

[grave girder]

I dont plan on it. but they are like getting to a very concerning level of violence I may have to call the cops on them at some point

[crude dust]

I've never cheated on death

[late hound]

im sorry not sorry for that joke

[little halo]

Why yes 🤣

[grave girder]

HRTS COMING IN!!!! - Payday 2

[crude dust]

I've been cheated on

[little halo]

Nah you're good

[crude dust]

YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL, AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL

[harsh edge]

Puerto Rico is a decent place to be LGBT. About as good as the rest of the US. Still bad eggs here and there but for the most part folks are decent.

[little halo]

I'm not one of those snowflakes

[late hound]

i have 1 trans ex and my mom despised her solely for the fact that she was trans 💔

[grave girder]

CAREER CRIMINALS MY ASS

[little halo]

Damn

[grave girder]

God I hate old people

[crude dust]

YOU GONNA CRY ON THE FORMS?

[late hound]

yeah, like despise despise

[little halo]

I hope so, not sure about her mom

[late hound]

she said she could come with us to the restaurant for my 20th birthday then when the day came, she quickly changed her mind and said she couldnt, even when i said i would pay for her

[harsh edge]

I've got a couple trans exes my parents were just happy I was happy.

[crude dust]

Granted he only did it after saying "he didn't want to be with me"

[late hound]

love older people who are raised conservative!

[crude dust]

My mom genuinely doesn't care what I do lmao

[grave girder]

luckily im in california and the one bonus of that state is that it would rather explode then remove lgbt rights like a lot of other states so I should be safe-ish!

[late hound]

ive only been had a partner cheat on me in like an emotional/romantic way, but never intimately

[grave girder]

the unbonus is that the gas prices are 8 dollars right now

[little halo]

My parents knew I'm dating a trans and their okay with It

[harsh edge]

Youre more likely to be robbed in LA than the victim of a hate crime in west virginia.

[late hound]

to be honest if you wait long enough it will combust anyways

[grave girder]

ready or not refernce

[crude dust]

A new America reference!?

[crude dust]

I mean I'm just bad at relationships

[harsh edge]

I'm not saying hate crimes arent a problem, they are, but dont let the internet tell you it's safer to be in a place you cant protect yourself surrounded by crime and drugs than to be LGBT in cow country.

[little halo]

MLO reminds of those frog soldiers

[late hound]

my father was very okay with it, he even stood up for her when people made comments so 🤷‍♂️

[crude dust]

Frog men?

[little halo]

No look up Jaeger corp

[small moth]

Frogman corps

[grave girder]

thats fair I meant more that its not gonna be like tennesse or whatever where they are passing laws to like get a list of all trans people

[crude dust]

NOKKKKKK REFERENCEEEEEEEE

[late hound]

same, although if im supposed to believe my girlfriend/future wife, im apparntly doing very good and im 'the best man in the world'

im very narcissistic, i love myself and im absolutely amazing but ion think im the best but okay whatever floats your boat

[little halo]

Yes I do play R6S

[harsh edge]

I want gay trans married couples to defend their home they dont pay property tax on and protect their legally grown Marijuana plants with fully automatic weapons.

[grave girder]

I don't live in LA I live in a random bumblefuck city its relatively safe

[small moth]

I discovered the remember painting in the courtroom is an image of the hotel in 3 letter triad.

The plot thickens

[harsh edge]

If you've got the 20k for an M16 you aughta be able to buy an M16.

[crude dust]

And they all own bears named cheeseburger but we only feed him fish cause he got diabetes

[late hound]

thats an interesting political position, i think we should turn this into a party and slogan

[harsh edge]

FUCKIN RIGHT.

[little halo]

Nods on

[grave girder]

I would love to own a M16

[little halo]

I love to own a firearm but I can't

[grave girder]

I own a M9 and a Generational Passed down Winchester

[harsh edge]

It already is. Libertarianism. Not really ever gonna have a chance of president level appeal because their front men and women are incoherent and their plans for how to run the government arent sustainable.

[crude dust]

I'm the opposite

[little halo]

Spin

[grave girder]

me when uhm idk

[crude dust]

I'm a horrible person, a horrible friend, and a horrible person for dating and whatever

[late hound]

thought as much but i didnt want to mention libertarianism before the ready or not secret police comes raining down hell on me for mentioning the most forbidden and illegal topic to have ever been mentioned in discord (politics)

[little halo]

D-platoon comes In LSPD PUT YOUR HANDS UP

[grave girder]

Literally one of the most politcal games in like the last 3 years

[crude dust]

(Unless i care about you first, I'll be the most goated friend you'll ever have)

[harsh edge]

I'm gonna get an M16 one day and get a faux grenade launcher so I can do the Scarface setup

[grave girder]

Ohhhh sweet make sure to get a chainsaw as well

[harsh edge]

YOU GONNA NEED A FUCKIN ARMY TO TAKE ME ON

[little halo]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

[harsh edge]

You fuckin with me, you fuckin with the best!

[crude dust]

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

[late hound]

HANDS UP OR BE BANNED

[grave girder]

That poor fucking burglar

[late hound]

yeah but god forbid we talk about politics here

[crude dust]

I just got scared shitless

[grave girder]

with how the police are described in RoN lore do you think they arrest people for talking bad about the LSPD

[crude dust]

I thought a dev dmed me

[harsh edge]

Best part is my stairway upstairs where my rifle is is a natural fatal funnel from the front door so as soon as the door breaks open they're eating a 5.56 to the upper chest/head

[grave girder]

Holding the most devious angle and grinning ear to ear when you hear a crash at night

[little halo]

proceeds to mag dump you element to TOC: Suspect down.

TOC here: STOP VIOLATING YOUR ROE.

[crude dust]

gg ez I say as I fire the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs, setting off car alarms across the neighborhood

[late hound]

suspect could be discharging a minigun at you and toc will say youre violating your ROE so that counts towards nothing

[harsh edge]

He prepared my hands for war and my fingers for battle, come through that door and you'll be seeking him for refuge 🙏

[grave girder]

If a burglar breaks into my home Imma just rig the place up with explosives and take them out with me just to aura farm

[crude dust]

phone buzzing

[harsh edge]

Youre short

[grave girder]

FUCK YOU

[harsh edge]

SILENCE CALIFORNIAN

[little halo]

Well In a Active shooter situation ROE Is thrown out of the window

[grave girder]

IT WASN'T MY CHOICE I CANT LEAVE THAT COST MONEY

[harsh edge]

Not it isn't.

[grave girder]

money a student dont GOT

[crude dust]

SILENCE VIRGINIAN

[harsh edge]

I'm from Pennsylvania you smackonite.

[little halo]

Why not?

[late hound]

for me it is, if they start shooting at me, then its me or them and sure it as shit aint gonna be me leaving in a casket

[crude dust]

WOE PIT DLC BE UPON YE

[harsh edge]

Because thats not how use of force works. There isnt a different sub section of use of force policy or self defense law for an active shooter versus any other threat to self or others in LE.

[grave girder]

For all maps I just shoot if they pose a threat

[harsh edge]

What changes is tactics and life priority

[grave girder]

if they have their gun lowered or they are running away or looking some where else Im not shooting them

[little halo]

Shit

[late hound]

remember, civilians can be possible suspects and should therefore be treated as a threat!

[harsh edge]

But the way you handle it isnt different.

[crude dust]

Me shooting a civilian cause its an active shooter and theres no ROE

@harsh edge is fuming

[harsh edge]

See bad guy shooting, shoot bad guy. Ezpz.

[late hound]

especially on valley of the dolls.. for some reason i feel like EVERYBODY on VoTD is constantly reaching..

[crude dust]

HE REACHING

[grave girder]

I dont get why the valley suspects are so aggressive

[little halo]

Pulls their phone out like a dumbass

[grave girder]

some of them don't even know

like what are you fighting us for

[little halo]

Their security

[crude dust]

Pulls the trigger like a dumbass inturn

[grave girder]

I know but where cops

[little halo]

For money, they hired guns

[grave girder]

I suppose

[harsh edge]

I almost took a job as a mercenary

[crude dust]

@grave girder every mission we get deployed on is a mission where negotiation failed

[harsh edge]

Embassy security in Baghdad.

[grave girder]

But then you would think they would try to get away but that would be really fucking annoying as a game mechanic

[crude dust]

thank fuck you didn't take it

[grave girder]

I remember the fucking swat 4 suspect escaping mechanic ugh that was the worst

[harsh edge]

Ez money tho

[crude dust]

I don't think a garden gnome would last long in Baghdad though

[harsh edge]

75k for 90 days in country.

[harsh edge]

Silence smackonite

[late hound]

Red team, please make entry and magdump everybody you see.

[crude dust]

sorry short king

[grave girder]

lose 30 points because the suspect decided to dissapear into the void for some reason

[harsh edge]

ARE YOU FRENCH!? 🤨

[late hound]

no im mexican

[harsh edge]

😭

[crude dust]

Sounds good to me

[harsh edge]

@crude dust skibidi

[crude dust]

67

[harsh edge]

😠

[late hound]

why am i even disappointed, is houldve seen this coming

[crude dust]

I'm sorry papa

[little halo]

Still recovering from my hungover

[crude dust]

Skibidi

[late hound]

from a mile away

[crude dust]

I can tell

[little halo]

Hurts like a motherfucker

[late hound]

i feel like im still a microscopical bit stoned from last night but im unsure, my aim and reflexes are on point enough to play ron without dying (i shot my fellow operator)

[crude dust]

I'm tired boss

[little halo]

I was drunk playing RoN last night

[crude dust]

I MIGHT sleep

[crude dust]

I once played golf with 3 dude who were high on gta

Honestly might get gta again to play some golf

I'm goated at GTA golf

[grave girder]

I love gta online tennis with my bf

[crude dust]

He made it max difficulty and I was still getting constant like 5 hits while they went like 20+

[grave girder]

I cant wait for gta six sports

I hope online is more laid back and less grindy where its more minigame focused

like FUUUCK i wanna fish with my friends

[crude dust]

I remember whenever I had a bf, bastard never played with me

[grave girder]

see we both already did cayo perico like 300 times pre nerf so we were just fucking around lol

rockstar after nerfing money making methods to make the game less fun

[crude dust]

Just reminded me of how I'd do all the setup for a cayo and run it with like 15 to 85

Since my friends were bad at the game and employed or in high-school

I was the most favorite and most hated friend

Cause I'm a complete jackass but I'm a good person when you need me to be good or I'm a jackass while being nice

My jackassery knows nothing bounds

[grave girder]

the problem with gta online I slowly realized is that its so grindy and at a certain point you learn that your grinding for nothing

I hope Gta 6 online again is more of just a fun little sandbox

[crude dust]

Thats why I quit, and thats also why I dropped alot of games

[grave girder]

but I know rockstar loves money.

but if Gta 6 is like a more expanded Gta Four online

that would be peak asf

[crude dust]

I love knowing i bought my mk2 before they made it as expensive as an F35

Thing sucks for my pvp style

Hydra my beloved flying brick

[grave girder]

gta online pvp was doomed from the start due to how snipers worked

[crude dust]

I hate online pvp

[late hound]

apparently hickeys can cause cancer?? never knew

[crude dust]

Like I want a casual but experienced game with actual an actual skin ceiling and floor

[grave girder]

thats gotta be some bull

[late hound]

i agree, my mom just said that bc i have some

[crude dust]

Not like quick match siege or champ siege, but I get both those people in one game

[late hound]

yeah not hey dont cause it, just searched it up

[crude dust]

Goodnight chat

I'm on the verge of passing tf out

[full dome]

goodmorning chat

i just woke up

[crude dust]

Good morning

The ice rocks woke me up

its raining water and ice

[full dome]

how do you fall asleep in 2 minutes?

[crude dust]

I stay awake for unreasonable times

Then I sleep using my depression as power

[full dome]

okay...

[crude dust]

I feel like the pufferfish that eats the carrot

[lunar matrix]

I actually tried doing a pseudo pvp match with my cousin on elephant. It was pretty fun but you can tell the game is definitely not built for it. TOC was pissed

[safe girder]

How

[bleak phoenix]

Is maining the MKV a valid play style

[lunar matrix]

We were stuck on a soft objective and just decided it’d be fun to kill each other

[safe girder]

Lmao

[lunar matrix]

Yes

[safe girder]

Toc here, stand down!

[lunar matrix]

Roe is for chuds, real lapd handle things like men.

[safe girder]

True

This ain't vietnam! There are rules
That line would be hilarious coming from toc

[hasty yew]

Hi

[safe girder]

What's up peter

[lunar matrix]

“Show some restraint!” Exact thing he said after I domed a terrorist that killed Eli

[safe girder]

Turning bodycam off would be a nice realistic addition

Oopsie, my bodycam started malfunctioning

[lime jolt]

goodnight, i love modding RoN

[lunar matrix]

“TOC to entry team, why can’t I see your feed?”

[lunar matrix]

SERT is the bestttt

[safe girder]

Btw
I think in a new america you can't violate the roe

Just shoot as soon as you see them
Makes sense since the mlo hacks toc

[lunar matrix]

Yeah I can’t wait to play it

[safe girder]

Haven't yet?

Peak mission

[lunar matrix]

No munyons

[safe girder]

Bank robbery

[lunar matrix]

Does the new dlc have one? I heard it did

[safe girder]

Sell Illegal firearms

[safe girder]

Yes

[lunar matrix]

I need to get me hands on it

[little halo]

Got the bad ending on ANA

[safe girder]

On purpose?

Or did you forget to turn on the bomb jammer

[little halo]

Yeah since I got the good ending

[safe girder]

Ohhh ok

S rank?

[little halo]

Yeah every single S Rank on hard for PC and Playstation

[safe girder]

U must be crazy

[little halo]

I'm already a psycho

Just gotta unlock the ruined watch on PC

[lunar matrix]

I never knew you’d get the grenade launcher for free on pc, you could imagine my excitement when I did.

[safe girder]

Did ypu turn into Gerald Scott

[little halo]

Yes

[safe girder]

Grenade launcher??

[lunar matrix]

The rotary one

[little halo]

I'm a mad man

[safe girder]

I never used that one b4

[little halo]

WHY IS THE PACKAGES SPEAKING SPANISH

[lunar matrix]

It’s op as fuck

[safe girder]

Lmao

[little halo]

WHY'S THE HOSPITAL SPEAKING ARABIC

[lunar matrix]

Especially when you equip the m230 or whatever it’s called

[safe girder]

I hate the hand faction

[little halo]

I'M LOSING MY SANITY

[lunar matrix]

RON fr encourages racial profiling

And it works

[safe girder]

The worst one is black sentinel

Op af

[lunar matrix]

“You nothing of the wor-ACK”

[little halo]

I can't stand the hand, like real life their cowards

[safe girder]

I thought 3 letter triad is hard

But in the dlc
They seem even worse

[little halo]

Would you believe me If I said this

[safe girder]

I think the mlo was easier to go against in a new america. But those stupid sentinel boys

[little halo]

I S ranked 3 letter triad first attempt on hard

[safe girder]

Wtf

I have such bad luck with that mission

[little halo]

And It was on console

I wish I was talking shit

[teal laurel]

What does s rank mean?

[lunar matrix]

Also the game seems to be slightly harder on PC

[safe girder]

I play with ps5 controller on pc

[little halo]

I use Xbox controller on pc

[safe girder]

Non lethal
Every suspect has to concious

[little halo]

Highest tier to get In RoN

[safe girder]

Pc specs

[thorn sorrel]

😔

[teal laurel]

Is the 2011 a good pistol? I have been using it a lot

[little halo]

Well graphics card I have right now currently and It's brand new, Is Geforce RTX 5050

So I'm able to play more modern games

[teal laurel]

I got a 4060 and my game is kind of a tweaker

[safe girder]

5050?

[little halo]

I'm not a fuss about graphics I just care about how my game runs

[safe girder]

I assume so, I rarely use pistols tbh

[little halo]

Yeah 5050

[safe girder]

I have 5070 ti

[teal laurel]

All I use are pistols

[little halo]

Hey at least it shits on AMD

[teal laurel]

I am gonna see if I can get a more modern pc soon

Could anyone help me with the game I got it today

[safe girder]

How should we help

Any mission ur stuck on?

[teal laurel]

I can’t remember what it’s called

[safe girder]

Whats it about

[teal laurel]

Inside it’s like a bunch of servers

[safe girder]

Ohhh

[teal laurel]

And it’s a bit after the hotel one or after

[safe girder]

What seems to be the exact problem

[teal laurel]

I keep on getting jumped while my squad is still stuck behind me

And I am far from cover

I try to make sure to clear the area but they keep on popping up

[safe girder]

Use 9 bang flashbangs

And cs gas

[teal laurel]

.

If I complete the mission in multiplayer by chance do I complete it in single

[safe girder]

Yes

[teal laurel]

I really wanna complete all main missions so I can get that gas mask

It looks cool

[safe girder]

One tip i have is
Keep yelling police and stuff
If a suspect is near they reply

You hear suspects immediately

[teal laurel]

Do I?

[faint schooner]

i think someone was mad

[safe girder]

Play with headphones

[teal laurel]

?

[teal laurel]

I do and yet I can’t hear them over my ai squads teammates marching

[copper reef]

Does anyone have a ready or not gif ? ( with the thext Ready or Not and then the read line comes )

[late hound]

whats good chatalat!

[violet glade]

Use subtitles.

[safe girder]

Damn, they got rid of this guy's complaint

[late hound]

i am back!

[faint schooner]

what

[late hound]

new haircut acquired!

[teal laurel]

I can do that?

[violet glade]

Yes, in settings.

[safe girder]

Yes, under audio settings

[faint schooner]

do you mean sorry youre not ready

[late hound]

you are NOT ready...

[little halo]

I'm going full IRA On these MLO

[safe girder]

They got rid of that guys complaint faster than fixing the game lol

[late hound]

average to be honest

try mentioning drugs, they will nuke this chat back into the prehistoric era

[safe girder]

True

Cocaine

[late hound]

guys..

[safe girder]

Meth

[late hound]

weed!

i need to watch out, i dont want to ge tmuted or banned

freedom of speeech is in fact not a thing here

[violet glade]

The crackheads meth house mission.

[late hound]

we are living in a totalitarian authoritarian absolutist brutal dictatorship

[lost eagle]

How do you make the officers not resign after a stressful mission

[safe girder]

Void has become the very things they swore to destroy

[safe girder]

Play quick play

[late hound]

give them a pay raise

[violet glade]

Avoid being a mass murderer.

[solid cape]

Arrest suspects alive

[teal laurel]

It lowkey looks like my house in that mission, the inside of it is the exact same also😇

[late hound]

overrated

[lost eagle]

That's a lot of responses holy hell

[lost eagle]

I'm talking about doing the hermit though

So basically I have to s rank

[late hound]

i just execute them after detaining them

[solid cape]

The Hermit does not require no resigns

[late hound]

in my book, every human is a suspect and every suspect is a terrorist and every terrorist does not enjoy the right to live!

[lost eagle]

Oh so people can resign

[lost eagle]

Anyone who came to kill people should know that they can be killed in response

[late hound]

yes, exactly

[solid cape]

Yes, unless you need the watch too

[late hound]

you reap what you sow

[lost eagle]

Well I want it, so yeah

[violet glade]

Execute and shoot every suit guy and Voll on sight in Valley Of The Dolls.

[late hound]

not just suit guys, everybody involved, theyre always reaching for some reason..

[lost eagle]

I gathered them on the terrace and let it rain

I made voll watch

[lime jolt]

Personally, i do russian type shi (couldnt give room for civility iykyk)

[late hound]

should take volls daughter to show her the shrine voll made then shoot her in rfont of voll :))

[lunar matrix]

Don’t be rash

[lost eagle]

Voll is the equivalent of the big E, void knew all along

[violet glade]

His daughter has nothing to do with this and all civvies at least are not involved I think.

[lost eagle]

I let some house workers go

[late hound]

i dont care, guilt by association

[lost eagle]

Y'know that if you kill the only person they love they'll come back for vengeance

[violet glade]

What you do in the spider mission than?

[lunar matrix]

Volls guards are ballsy ordering a very angry judge to drop his weapon

[lost eagle]

His daughter would've gotten half of his will, so she will get a lot of money

[late hound]

i dont even remember that mission but i probably shot everybody

[scarlet cloak]

i think its a birthday party so some civvies might just be some unsuspecting girls xd

[lost eagle]

I actually came to kill everyone, but brixley surrendered, so I just sat next to him and waited for him to pull the gun out

[violet glade]

Is connected to Voll, that's where they get the poor kids from. The fake talent agency.

[lost eagle]

Not might, are

[lunar matrix]

“No balls” - judge, probably

[lost eagle]

"try me"

[violet glade]

Friends of the daughter who are actually teenagers.

[late hound]

Is that the one with the videoshooting area? If so then yes, i definitely killed everybody there too

[lost eagle]

17-18, her age basically

We can assume they're either her friends from the watt community college or idk

[bleak phoenix]

I just saw a ghost on hide and seek

[lost eagle]

That shouldn't happen

[bleak phoenix]

Saw a random suspect running around with a shotgun after I had bring order to chaos and when I tried to go after him nothing was there

[late hound]

Did you forget your medication again?

[lost eagle]

That's what hide and seek does to a person

[late hound]

He forgot his medication again..

[lost eagle]

close the doors

[ornate coral]

yo guys do anyone know how to add friend onto steam's ready or not... I linked epic to it alr but my shift f3 key is not working any ideas?

[lost eagle]

What platform are you guys on? Steam or epic?

[ornate coral]

steam

[lost eagle]

Press shift+tab, then find a button on the bottom of your screen with two people (should be labeled "friends)"

[ornate coral]

o, then what?

[lost eagle]

A menu will pop up with your friend code, send it to your friend and make him open the same thing, but he'll have to type your friend code a little bit lower

He'll send you an invite, then you'll have to accept it

[ornate coral]

but i want to invite him, he is also on steam

[lost eagle]

Well you guys have to add each other in order to invite yourselves

[ornate coral]

i alr have him on steam as a friend thou, does it just pop up

[lost eagle]

Oh alright uhh

Gimme a sec

I'm on my phone where I don't have steam so I'm just going off my muscle memory

[ornate coral]

o thats alr

ty

[bleak phoenix]

Can I get a balaclava in single player without mods

[lost eagle]

Nope, only multiplayer

[ornate coral]

ping me when u find it or like dm me cuz there are always loads of notifications lol, tyyyy

[lost eagle]

I mean it's relatively easy hold on

When you press shift and tab, do you see a window with all of your steam friends?

[faint schooner]

if your friend is in the main menu and youre in a friends only lobby he can join via clicking on you in the bottom right

[safe girder]

Mlo

[sweet remnant]

If I want to complete the achievement “The Hermit,” can I finish missions with an F grade where not all objectives are completed, or do I need to complete all objectives?

[lost eagle]

If you beat it on F you won't be able to progress

So at least try to beat it on a D

Bring order to chaos and rescue all of civilians are your best friends

[empty dove]

^ only required to get C or above on the last mission

[lost eagle]

Oh damn

[sweet remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cod-ww2-stare-gif-4330296765672650265

[ornate coral]

ya

[lost eagle]

C is not that bad 😭

[ornate coral]

o can do that

[sweet remnant]

F

[lost eagle]

Just do what MLOiska said

[sweet remnant]

on the post one civ dead

[ornate coral]

alr ty

[lost eagle]

Well just restart/alt+f4

[safe girder]

How many ppl here play on pc

[faint schooner]

everyone

console players dont exist

[empty dove]

[safe girder]

I wish

All those downgrades wouldn't have happened

[amber cipher]

Civilian 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[safe girder]

🙁

[teal laurel]

can anyone help me in ron?

i am in desperate need of help

[safe girder]

Same mission still?

[teal laurel]

yes.

can you please help me?

[safe girder]

I can later on

[teal laurel]

how later/

[bleak phoenix]

If void ever decides to add facewear like balaclavas and stuff I think it would be cool to have a face mask that unlockable by getting A+ grade on rust belt

[safe girder]

Hard to say

[faint schooner]

downgrades this downgrades that, use a mod and revert it back

[tough breach]

there are balaclavas. you just cant use them in SP

[faint schooner]

balaclavas are alraedy in the game

[safe girder]

Im using mods chief

[pseudo crow]

You and one AI teammate are armed with M32A1s, whilst the other three teammates are equipped with M14s. You’ll find that the New America difficulty drops significantly.

[faint schooner]

no

[safe girder]

YES

[faint schooner]

stop larping

[pseudo crow]

The M32A1 is the most powerful weapon in the game; it’s far more terrifying than the Lethal Weapon. The MLO is completely defenceless against it.

[safe girder]

Im making my own mods soon
Every texture will be judge's body pillow

[cosmic marten]

Replace bullets with chemlights

[safe girder]

Goos idea

[cosmic marten]

🪿

[bleak phoenix]

Yeah I meant if they add SP balaclavas

[safe girder]

Wait
How do you get balaclavas

[teal laurel]

use echo

in the characters he is at the bottom, any type of echo gives you balaclava

[tough breach]

change your character in multiplayer. the bottom three have balaclavas

[safe girder]

Ohhhhh

Thanks guys

[dreamy frost]

I'd be so fire if they added different mask types tho

[safe girder]

Atm we have only mods for that

[dreamy frost]

though cause they act as glasses or belts they all have the same shape regardless the character so it lowkey looks weird

[craggy hatch]

.

[teal laurel]

i finally finished the mission

[little halo]

which one

[humble sinew]

the annoying new america mission

[bright grove]

i havent finished it once yet

🤣

[humble sinew]

its impossible

[bright grove]

u did it, how is it impossible then

[humble sinew]

im just saying its tough at times

[little halo]

oh that

[lost eagle]

The watch was worth it, at least

[teal hedge]

hi guys

[teal laurel]

sinuous trail

i am new

[little halo]

Trying to S rank every single mission?

[teal laurel]

nope

i am just buns

[viral badger]

I am John Ready or Not

@brisk yoke please confirm

[misty pond]

Is it possible to turn off the power i missionns?

[austere merlin]

hi

[little halo]

What platform you're playing on

[teal laurel]

pc

[little halo]

I play on both platforms but more experienced on PC

[teal laurel]

can you help me?

i wanna get that swat gas mask but i gotta complete all of the main missions

[little halo]

Can do later, I'm getting something to eat and then I'll come back home

[teal laurel]

how long will you be?

[little halo]

Depends on how I finish my lunch, maybe bout an hour

It's 12:28 over here

[teal laurel]

pm?

[teal laurel]

10:29pm for me rn

[brisk yoke]

confirmed by gort

[little halo]

Yeah pm

[teal laurel]

i am stuck on the postal facility

;-;

[little halo]

Greased palm

I know the feel

[teal laurel]

if i complete a mission in multiplayer i complete in single player right?

[little halo]

Well In quick play It carries over, not commander mode

So yeah

[teal laurel]

k

how long did it take you to complete the postal thing

[drifting haven]

is mp available on epic to steam?

[little halo]

Too fucking many for both platforms

[teal laurel]

whats the one after postal

[drifting haven]

can smn answer please i need help 😭🙏

[teal laurel]

whats mp?

[drifting haven]

multiplayer

[little halo]

The mansion mission, where we have a search and arrest warrant

[drifting haven]

like co-op from epic to steam

[little halo]

Yeah you can link epic account to steam

[drifting haven]

like, if i have the game on epic, my friend has to link his epic account to steam

and then we can play, right?

[tough breach]

yea

[little halo]

Yep

[drifting haven]

okay tyy guyssss 😝😝

[teal laurel]

@little halo almost done wit lunch?

[faint schooner]

not ready

[stuck totem]

i heard a clickin A New America and heard stackup stackup, breaching breaching??

[teal laurel]

not really ready or not

[little halo]

Not yet It's a big order

[teal laurel]

may i ask what your eating?

[little halo]

Chicken meat with chips with BBQ sauce

[teal laurel]

i had no food in my house so i had to eat subway all day

[gritty goblet]

I turned on display my steam account on discord for people here to join my game lobby
It didn't took less than few hours before unknown no mutual user adds me friend request and trying to scam me about steam market

[faint schooner]

why do you even accept people who you dont know on steam

or discord

[gritty goblet]

No it's on discord

Good question

[crisp rose]

is there any reason to use regular NVGs over the quad tubes?

[gritty goblet]

if you want challange?

[humble sinew]

hi programmers

[crisp rose]

so larping, gotcha

[faint schooner]

larp larp larp sahur

[winged cypress]

they have 0 difference in effectiveness

i think it's more about what you like

[pliant briar]

car

[pliant briar]

they do though

[winged cypress]

🐱

[winged cypress]

idk, for me both are fine

i just don't like how tiny they are

just like... gpnvgs

this game is weird when it comes to sizes

[pliant briar]

postal office trucks be like

tyres being as tall as a person smh

[winged cypress]

yeah

the game is weird about a lot of stuff ngl

sizes, clipping of some gear that wasn't patched in 3 years

heads being not centered, making face accessories and even some like gasmasks gear look ugly

[little halo]

I'm back home now

[teal laurel]

k

[teal laurel]

gon hop on now?

[little halo]

Yeah

What's your steam name

[teal laurel]

tg__elite two underscores

[winged cypress]

two underscores 🗣️🔥

[little halo]

What's your steam pfp?

[teal laurel]

a shiba inu with a tie

[little halo]

Here search my username, Vi_x_Caitlyn666

[teal laurel]

sent

[little halo]

Also make sure you have mods enabled

[teal laurel]

idk how to enable them

[little halo]

Hold on

[winged cypress]

in the settings

right at the bottom of gameplay tab

[teal laurel]

done

[little halo]

https://discord.com/channels/310075021882294272/922333546616590386

[stuck totem]

i accidentally made my S rank standard diffculity mission turn into Hard A rank how do i uh change back vro

[chrome vigil]

complete on hard S

[empty dove]

you cant - hard overwrites standard score

so ye get S on hard xD

[stuck totem]

oh god

i have OCD

[empty dove]

same

[stuck totem]

im gonna have to make the other missions Hard s

😭

[empty dove]

so i got S on hard on all maps (except 1 which im stuck at rn)

[stuck totem]

which?

[little halo]

How do you send Invites on steam

[empty dove]

a new america

[stuck totem]

i guess i have to go thru the same fate

another 90 hours to finish all base game missions on Hard S
(i know it cause im buns)

[empty dove]

yes, prepare to lose your sanity on A new america, 3 letter triad especially

[stuck totem]

3 letter triad made me cry on ironman mode

i died and lost my save

[empty dove]

damn, why even attempt ironman on that map though?

only needed for the base missions

[stuck totem]

im a completionist

[empty dove]

then do normal commander mode without ironman, if you wanna continue all the maps

[stuck totem]

💔

[empty dove]

well ye same, but once i got done with commander mode, i switched to quick play or MP

only used commander mode for the achievements

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I never tried commander mode

Always quick play

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only played it for the world, the hermit and the watch, then QP it is

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😡

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or MP, cos AI sucks sometimes

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how many hours do you have

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Who

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full metal

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All of it

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just got to 800

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bro im at 105 hours

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Im at 240

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holy

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Or something

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i mean you're still at the stage of enjoying the game then

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bro im only at home invasion dlc

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im at the stage of pulling my hair out with ana hard s

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Which level

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narcos

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Oh fuck

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almost gonna do the darkwaters dlc