💬general-discussion

[crude dust]

Rule 9.

[surreal blade]

the GAME

[lime surge]

@faint schooner

[faint schooner]

whos that

[lime surge]

@faint schooner в руму

[faint schooner]

no i dont speak cyrillics

[silver crest]

в руму давай

[surreal blade]

@modest scroll Void CEO do uh something pls

[modest scroll]

Uhhh why you being so rude?

[silver crest]

я тебе видео на ютуб покажу

[nimble marsh]

English only

[surreal blade]

Thank you wow you really are the ceo..

[crude dust]

Like watching a waffle house

[lime surge]

в руму поговорим

я жду BAN

[surreal blade]

Wha

[silver crest]

ЧЕ ТЫ ДОЕБАЛСЯ ДО НАС , Я СИДЕЛ СМОТРЕЛ ЮТУБ бля ебать я крутой пишу капсом

[modest scroll]

Haiii

[lime surge]

шнееее vatofaaaaaaaaa

[faint schooner]

@modest scroll why did you remove ceo of void interactive from your name

not game smh

[surreal blade]

Because they lied to us…

[lime surge]

pepe

[silver crest]

пепе шнейне фата фаа

[crude dust]

Just blasting Frank Sinatra and watching this go down

[modest scroll]

I’m petting kitty rn

[lime surge]

linux arch

[faint schooner]

okay guys

[silver crest]

im use CachyOS btw

[surreal blade]

Lucky ;-; I miss my car

[faint schooner]

here at ioid vnteractive we love everyone

and we care about updates

[hidden ruin]

Fr

[surreal blade]

Oh my god another CEO??

[silver crest]

sudo pacman -S Googgle-chrome

[lime surge]

lol

[faint schooner]

yes im the great great ceo

[surreal blade]

Pls fix the game

[faint schooner]

what game i just created my company

[surreal blade]

Show rhe car

[lime surge]

sudo rm fr /*

[surreal blade]

OHH Ioid interactive..

[silver crest]

yay -Syu -Rm -Fr hack Miska troll

[surreal blade]

So like ready or not 2?

[crude dust]

This song is so fire

[faint schooner]

no that game sucks

[surreal blade]

So what do you guys do then

[faint schooner]

we make daniel body pillows

[sinful pilot]

[silver crest]

67

[modest scroll]

Shush

[surreal blade]

Hai Kat :3

[surreal blade]

How much for one?

[modest scroll]

Hai :3

[faint schooner]

28.99 euro

[sinful pilot]

4206769

[silver crest]

@faint schooner hey pepe

[surreal blade]

Hru :3

[surreal blade]

Damn.. worth it

[silver crest]

ok

[silver crest]

ok

[modest scroll]

Such

[faint schooner]

yes we have great quality

[surreal blade]

What is this

[surreal blade]

What- I’m confusion

[crude dust]

@faint schooner ceo of Empty Contact

[lime surge]

унижен

[faint schooner]

what do you mean empty contact

[crude dust]

Void Interactive

[faint schooner]

no silly they love communicating!! just ping their community manager and ask for sergeant role

[modest scroll]

Be mest ceo

[faint schooner]

no

[silver crest]

тебе когда то кидали вонючий хуй

?

[crude dust]

@faint current hope you're having a great day and haven't gotten canceled by the RoN reddit

[nimble marsh]

Right

[faint schooner]

right

[modest scroll]

Am I best ceo?

[chrome vigil]

Medojed, check room 20

[faint schooner]

no me

[crude dust]

He ain't listening to you about not saying things in Russian

[chrome vigil]

sus stuff on stream

[faint schooner]

what

[crude dust]

Ion got anything on steam im so tuff

[faint schooner]

they both got banned

[modest scroll]

@lime surge WTF

[chrome vigil]

Some guy in Room 20 was showing DMs with naked men and nasty stuff

[modest scroll]

💀💀💀💀

[surreal blade]

What is it-

[crude dust]

I got something for you

[faint schooner]

oh he sent me that

[crude dust]

Private DMs RAHHHH

[modest scroll]

My 🐱hurts 💀💀💀

[chrome vigil]

it was @silver crest and @/home/siren

[faint schooner]

they are already gone

[chrome vigil]

dipdop still there

[faint schooner]

no

oh they got kicked

[chrome vigil]

dipdop still there

[modest scroll]

Dipdop good boy

[surreal blade]

STOP

[crude dust]

@modest scroll check your dms

[heavy rivet]

[crude dust]

Did NOT need the world to hear of it

[surreal blade]

wtf is this server even about anymore

[faint schooner]

getting "raided"

[chrome vigil]

i remember D-Camera sent message to wrong server once

now im conserned

[surreal blade]

What lore did I miss

[chrome vigil]

one day he pinged someone and asked something about "sex drive"

[modest scroll]

No I mean

[chrome vigil]

i have 0 clue

[modest scroll]

My cat hurt me 💀💀💀

[surreal blade]

…. What the fuck

[crude dust]

Your pfp i have that sticker somewhere

[surreal blade]

OH

[chrome vigil]

yeah ask Camera-D about that

my reaction was the same

[surreal blade]

Also we just got a new community manager? We haven’t had once since what September up until now?

[surreal blade]

I’d rather not

[zenith lake]

Hi guys

[modest scroll]

I have a head pillow buried between my thighs rn

[chrome vigil]

Kat (ceo of freak interactive) is taking over

[surreal blade]

Lucky pillow I guess?

[modest scroll]

How am I a freak for that

[crude dust]

@chrome vigil I got something

[modest scroll]

The pillow is cold so I’m warming it up

[chrome vigil]

and we remember that

[modest scroll]

My cat hurt me

[chrome vigil]

yeah?

[surreal blade]

Why

[crude dust]

Dms

[modest scroll]

Cause she a fat bitch

[surreal blade]

Fair :3

[heavy rivet]

You like it?

[modest scroll]

Bro can this damn pillow get warm 😒😒😒😒

[heavy rivet]

[surreal blade]

Any plans for the day :3?

[modest scroll]

Sushi then an arcade

[crude dust]

Let's Hash things out

[surreal blade]

Nice :3 any Valentine’s Day plans?

[surreal blade]

Okay..that was good

[crude dust]

Geeked off the gas station sushi

[surreal blade]

Speaking of sushi

Uh fish

[modest scroll]

That’s the Valentine’s Day plan

[surreal blade]

Awh.. lucky…

[modest scroll]

Nah we gonna go to a good sushi place

[modest scroll]

Wait

I have a heated cow plushie 💀💀💀💀

[surreal blade]

Yeah my Valentine’s Day plans is spend time with.. no on- wait I have my cars nvm

[crude dust]

COW!!!

[surreal blade]

Two braincells finally at work

[crude dust]

I FUCKING LOVES COWS! COWS ARE THE BEST ANIMAL

[chrome vigil]

Spending my Valentines Day with Greased Palms ❤️

[surreal blade]

Yeah they tasted pretty go-

[heavy rivet]

I love milk

[surreal blade]

Spend a day with Jack Adam’s

[crude dust]

MY FUCKING COW, NOOOOOOOO!

[modest scroll]

See there

[modest scroll]

Real

[surreal blade]

yummy :3 Nomf

[surreal blade]

Also is that you in your pfp-?

[modest scroll]

Meow

[surreal blade]

Your blocking the car move

[crude dust]

[modest scroll]

No

[errant steeple]

valentine's day with my favorite AR-15 😍

[surreal blade]

It’s okie have this instead:3

[surreal blade]

Valentine day with my favorite Sig ❤️

(NOT THAT ONE)

[errant steeple]

everyone's got taste

[crude dust]

@errant steeple DAN!

[errant steeple]

im gonna go have dinner with david judge beaumont

[faint schooner]

gin and tonic

[modest scroll]

I had my bf go heat up the little heart thingy for th cow

[errant steeple]

hi stephani (i think thats ur name sos 😭)

[crude dust]

I did a semi lethal mission #🎬ron-clips-and-media message

[surreal blade]

Wait isn’t judge married

[errant steeple]

lemme see rq

[crude dust]

I'm Dr Labubu

[errant steeple]

he never sees her anyways 🤔

[errant steeple]

my bad original gangster

[crude dust]

Hes a very bad husband

[surreal blade]

HOW

Well he is in swat so

[crude dust]

Hes very Judgemental

[errant steeple]

wild map to be doing semilethal btw

[errant steeple]

he never talks about her at work smh

[crude dust]

Hmmm, maybe

[surreal blade]

True but he has 3 kids apparently

[modest scroll]

Yes to me

[surreal blade]

Omg your bf is a sleeper
agent?

[crude dust]

wait your gregent?

[errant steeple]

i think he might be married to a non-american too, apparently since he came from abroad or smth?

[modest scroll]

Yes

[crude dust]

me core

[modest scroll]

[surreal blade]

And you have 3 kids with him wow

[modest scroll]

[errant steeple]

david's out here bagging ever1 brah

[surreal blade]

I don’t blame them he is quite the man..

[modest scroll]

He’s mine smh

[crude dust]

He makes my knees weak and my arms spaghetti

[modest scroll]

Grrrr

[errant steeple]

dan montreaux better

[surreal blade]

Reminds me of that one movie where the bf is the sleeper agent and his gf is his handler

[errant steeple]

hey no takesie backsies

[crude dust]

I've heard of that on Tumblr

[modest scroll]

Me and my bf frfr

[surreal blade]

I’d date judge tbh

[errant steeple]

real david judge beaumont activity

[surreal blade]

I forgot the name but like it has a scene where he fights guys with ramen

[crude dust]

I be bleeding out on the floor while he squard dances on Vols corpse

[surreal blade]

So your the (this comment has been redacted )

[crude dust]

@surreal blade how fast you think my boss denies me if I ask her out?

[surreal blade]

1 nanosecond

[crude dust]

I ain't explaining the story

[errant steeple]

voll won't have a corpse when im done w him

[surreal blade]

Uh does she like you back?

[crude dust]

She denied it before I said it

[surreal blade]

Damn

[errant steeple]

zlamm

[crude dust]

As a asset

I'm a great agent for le company

[surreal blade]

there there you still have uh..

Your judge body pillow

[crude dust]

I got my homeboy

[errant steeple]

oh god thats even worse than being friendzoned, you got assetzoned

[modest scroll]

[crude dust]

Intelligence work ain't easy</3
-# get the pompous said a wise man

[surreal blade]

I need the judge body pillow

[surreal blade]

The fuck do you work for?

[chrome vigil]

Greased Palms body pillow >>>

[errant steeple]

ha desk jockey, real mfs contract for dese agencies and do all the fun

[surreal blade]

Damn you really like that map

[errant steeple]

masochist spotted ⁉️

[crude dust]

El Company

[chrome vigil]

Yall dont even see my name do you

[errant steeple]

@crude dust works for gustavo fring

[crude dust]

I've done some stuff

[nimble marsh]

Hi

[errant steeple]

can u top getting deployed to yemen as humint

🤔

[modest scroll]

So you agree I’m da ceo of void

[crude dust]

Can you top getting traumatized multiple times in 1 day

[errant steeple]

literarily me when I researched ron lore for the first time

counts?

[crude dust]

@nimble marsh wsg mojangle

[nimble marsh]

You have to fight that out with @faint schooner

[crude dust]

I'm talking I saw some Vol level stuff

[modest scroll]

Me da og

[nimble marsh]

Cannot even play helldivers without this chat going into anarchy

🙏

[errant steeple]

gah damn

[crude dust]

From Hell to Hell, no breaks in super hell

[modest scroll]

If I have a son and he says he got an Audi as his first car I’d hope he’s a top

[errant steeple]

chat do we even consider that a win 💔 🥀

[crude dust]

Checkmate innit

[modest scroll]

Yuh

[flint trail]

what does the mouse crossed with a controller platform icon mean?

[errant steeple]

fair nough

[flint trail]

console player using a keyboard? or unidentified device?

[crude dust]

Yes

Probably

[flint trail]

which fucking one

[crude dust]

1st 1

[faint schooner]

i dont know a void

[nimble marsh]

gg

You are not getting sergeant

[crude dust]

round of applause

[modest scroll]

What about me

Since I’m da CEO of void

[nimble marsh]

See, the lord Community Manager has to bless you with that

[crude dust]

Maybe

[modest scroll]

plsssssss mr eyyohbee

[crude dust]

He'd give me it, for... a bottle of sweet tea

Texan trade

[modest scroll]

Lmao

[crude dust]

I am geeking in the southern half (southern enough) of Missouri (a Midwest state)

[modest scroll]

Mr Eyyohbee pls I’ll do anything for the sergeant role

[crude dust]

I walk like I say ope, yet yall would never know, cause youz guys ain't no wise guys

[dry spruce]

Hi guys. Quick question. Do you like apple pie? Is it good?

[crude dust]

Its alright, I usually eat the apple part

[silk briar]

i don't like apple pie

[crude dust]

Party Pooper

[silk briar]

i'm a big fan of pumpkin pie

[crude dust]

I have a desire for coleslaw, after eating it once

[nimble marsh]

Mr aob is asleep

I believe

[modest scroll]

Bro Cream pie is so peak I made on yesterday with dinner and that shit slapped

[modest scroll]

Ah oki

[crude dust]

hmmm

[nimble marsh]

Our CM is US timezone

[crude dust]

I can't ask my Texan sister

[nimble marsh]

For EU peeps y'all can probably catch him in the evening

[silk briar]

its 10am in the correct timezone

[dry spruce]

I dont know why but i woke up craving an apple pie

[nimble marsh]

It is in store

[dry spruce]

But i've never tried it before

[crude dust]

Hes in my timezone or close by

So its like 9:42 for him

[dry spruce]

Youre so funny hahahaha

[surreal blade]

….

[modest scroll]

I’m being dead ass I’m not trying to be a freak

[crude dust]

Gotta be the weirdest pie

[dry spruce]

I've never tried that either

[modest scroll]

Bro coconut cream pie is peak

[crude dust]

Personally I don't like desserts

[dry spruce]

I love lemon pie

[fleet atlas]

This game is amazing but wow prob dont be swat if your gonna go into crisis because you had to shoot bad guys hahah

[brisk yoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1237968076868292718/1277664281147478076/togif.gif

[surreal blade]

Sure

[crude dust]

I have a friend who had that happen almost and he's military

[surreal blade]

I need to try that

[fleet atlas]

haha i am military

[modest scroll]

https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/coconut-cream-pie/

[livid turret]

you ever have one of those oatmeal creme pies

[modest scroll]

Ew

[surreal blade]

…

[livid turret]

really?

[modest scroll]

They yucky

[dry spruce]

Its easy bro, just say "he's reaching for somethin" and kablaw, shoot a bazooka

[modest scroll]

:(

[surreal blade]

Katttt

[crude dust]

Taking another life will leave mental scars, especially whenever you gotta be blasting the guy point blank, and our swat are supposed to contain the situation not blast everyone

[modest scroll]

Whaaaat

[lament pebble]

I've reached 3am without falling asleep

[crude dust]

Atomize bro cause we ain't even gonna use cuffs

[lament pebble]

Still got it

[crude dust]

Time for bed grandpa

[dry spruce]

Hahahaha

[fleet atlas]

Agreed your def right to a sense. But I think theres a big difference between the civilian who is in a crisis situation that forces a cops hand vs fully autoed lethal mercenarys haha none the less this game is so amazing i just not huge fan of how fast they cry

[lament pebble]

Calm down mate.

I didn't fall asleep on the couch

[dry spruce]

Okay thanks for your answers guys. Im going to cook the ultimate and limited edition American Apple Pie 🦅 🦅

[crude dust]

5ft by 5ft, 5in deep

[lament pebble]

Remember, removing the suspect reduces the carbon footprint

[surreal blade]

Gay

[modest scroll]

I’m female??????

[crude dust]

There's also the general environment and what not

[fleet atlas]

just for a little more context the only missions i have left to get S on is Elephant N hide n Seek and I was like mannnn we dont go after school shooters with pepper guns but once i switched over i started noticing how fast they were breaking down

[crude dust]

Elephant gives stress no matter what

[fleet atlas]

Yea def so like elephant enviro is fucked heavily. Ill give you that one allll day

[lament pebble]

lesbo

[crude dust]

You call?

[lament pebble]

Who do I call?

[surreal blade]

And :3

[fleet atlas]

Now that I got my pout out becuase my whole team crashed haha wow just fricken wow! what a game! Void is my new company. Yall heard there might be a socom game? Let Void take control

[modest scroll]

Me not lesbo

[lament pebble]

Sounds like something a lesbo would say

[surreal blade]

Sure..

[crude dust]

If you get the whole team with beanbag 12g you'll see a hell of a difference in the suspects reaction, and maybe the amount of wobbling you'll experience if your team hits you in the process💀

[lament pebble]

Aim for the head

[crude dust]

Since when was your BF a woman!?

[lament pebble]

Permanent concussion

[crude dust]

Short Term Brain Damage, Long Term Nap

[lament pebble]

Permanent amnesia

[crude dust]

what

[modest scroll]

What

[lament pebble]

I had a stroke reading that 3 times

[modest scroll]

Must’ve been the wind

[crude dust]

Wind seems pretty gay

[lament pebble]

More like a sandstorm

[crude dust]

An insurgency?

[modest scroll]

Rain cloud 💀💀💀

[lament pebble]

Aight, bedtime

[crude dust]

Ref is that legal?

[crude dust]

Goodnight grandpa

[lament pebble]

I'm almost 21

Geaser

[modest scroll]

Damn

[modest scroll]

I’m a great grandma then 💀💀💀💀

[crude dust]

A day in the life of a true brexit geezer

[surreal blade]

Wait how old are you lol

[modest scroll]

25 :<

[crude dust]

Grandma Kat

[modest scroll]

Great grandma

💀💀💀

[crude dust]

I guess that makes me a nectron

[modest scroll]

How old are you 💀💀💀💀

[lament pebble]

The real question is what do I do for my b-day. Probably nothing again

40

[modest scroll]

Alcohol

[lament pebble]

Nah, not really a alcoholic + can't fund the lifestyle

[surreal blade]

Holy UNC

[crude dust]

@brisk yoke says no to alcohol, hes a good man

[crude dust]

I forgot

[lament pebble]

Might try and Max out the odometer on the shitbox

Yeh that'd be good

[crude dust]

Ghost Rider:

[lament pebble]

I was 60 off last time

Then again hitting 200 turns it into a jeep

DEATH WOBBLE

If I don't show up beyond the 26th, you'll know why

[sinful pilot]

BBQ hot dog

[crude dust]

BBQ Chicken Burger

what money

[surreal blade]

Wyd rn?

[crude dust]

Censorship for the NSFW and CSAM parts of the game

Now I want a rainbow shield

I want to run down that one guy on relapse with the rainbow shield and a buncha pepper balls

That'd be funny asf

[brisk yoke]

did you even check what was "censored"

[crude dust]

Terrorist gets blasted by like 16 pepper balls by 5 rainbow covered officers

Friendship is magic

[nimble marsh]

@fiery valve knock it off

nvm it would have ended like that anyways

[crude dust]

@nimble marsh what do you think of rainbow shields

sounds pretty funny

[nimble marsh]

idk

[crude dust]

RoN is serious but they should at least let us be silly billys with high caliber instruments

3 sets of giggles, 1 set of prayers

No more praying we just be giggling damn

[modest scroll]

The only censorship was just slight changes that would confine with the rules the Microsoft/playstation store if I’m correct

[modest scroll]

Nuh uh

[crude dust]

SURPRISE BRICK!

[surreal blade]

Sure

[nimble marsh]

It was a whole mix of people

Sony, Microsoft and individual review boards.

[modest scroll]

Ah

Smh how dare a game make slight changes

[surreal blade]

Ikr

[sinful pilot]

wassup med

[brisk yoke]

gort

[modest scroll]

They acting like they removed all mentions of children drugs child trafficking human trafficking and made judge gay

[crude dust]

How dare a game actually be publicly accessible

[modest scroll]

What do you want to know or something 💀💀💀💀

[boreal furnace]

yeah I’m not a huge fan of forced censorship but not my choice that they complied to be able to sell in other countries

[surreal blade]

What-

[surreal blade]

Eh.. they could’ve done things differently

[crude dust]

The game is pretty ok still

Mfs acting like they can't enjoy the game without borderline NSFW and Hollywood level 12g shotguns

[nimble marsh]

Sup Aubrey

[leaden pilot]

Morning

[crude dust]

@nimble marsh you still on helldivers Mojave?

[modest scroll]

@crude dust I just saw 2 bags fly by my window at 90 mph

[crude dust]

Mb

[surreal blade]

True

[surreal blade]

Eat them

[crude dust]

Turtles:

[surreal blade]

And

[boreal furnace]

so you’re willing to eat bats and turtles

[crude dust]

you mayhaps

[surreal blade]

NO

[modest scroll]

Metal bats taste better then da wood ones

[crude dust]

You eat Plastics

[surreal blade]

I have microplastics in my-

[crude dust]

Cause Bread taste better than key

[crude dust]

Body duh

[river turret]

[surreal blade]

Yeah

[hollow ridge]

What the hell is a Dr

[river turret]

Directly Radioactive Labubu

In this case

[hollow ridge]

Hm mkay

[strong garden]

Classic

[simple crater]

Guys I saw a PASGT helmet in the development briefing picture does this mean we're getting proper '99 SWAT larp

[crude dust]

You get it

[faint schooner]

blah blah blah

[simple crater]

The MICH is fine but the mount was made in like 2009

[crude dust]

I have no soul and I must LARP

[river turret]

My geiger counter sold you out

[simple crater]

Oh okay, embed fail

[strong garden]

What happened to Charlie in your pfp

[simple crater]

Sneako

It's kind of like how Kanye went insane after being married to a Kardashian

[strong garden]

These are mags, not clips

[simple crater]

Should I attempt an entire hard run with no back tactical or grenades

Seems like a good badminton warmup

[strong garden]

Pepper spray run is superior.

[crude dust]

It only measures to 15 thousand?

[simple crater]

I am currently outfitting my element with nothing but used gear from a 2000s milsurp store

[river turret]

It flatlined

Not crackling, jut constant BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[strong garden]

Do an A-Team squad.

[crude dust]

Yeahhh, don't go swimming in any waters, I also wouldn't eat that apple if I was you

[river turret]

Buh apel

[simple crater]

I'll give them subpar Mini-14s and nothing but field jackets to protect themselves

[river turret]

[simple crater]

Sounds like a good time surely nothing will go wrong

[strong garden]

Peak.

[crude dust]

@strong garden ima do a full lethal run for you ❤️

Kill, Kill, Kill

[simple crater]

I feel like it's torture to attempt sinuous trail non lethal only

[strong garden]

Pepper spray, then kill.

[simple crater]

Nah actually greased palms is more like that on second thought

[lethal harbor]

Who tf hacked my account yesterday

[river turret]

Valley of the dolls full lethal always

[simple crater]

Probably the moose man

[river turret]

Oopsie

[lethal harbor]

No. I never use the same password for anything. Ain't no way my token got taken, I change my pw every fkn day bruh

[strong garden]

You're painting a nice target on your back that's all I'm saying.

[simple crater]

Guys if you had to wear a suit into combat are you going tie or no tie

[lethal harbor]

Tie 100 percent

[simple crater]

Fair nuff

[crude dust]

can I also have bunny ears and a M249 saw?

[simple crater]

Whatever floats your boat

[crude dust]

I AM DANGEROUS!

[boreal furnace]

what

[slender oriole]

I would literally sell a kidney for a m249 for console players

[modest scroll]

Last year my boyfriend put away 500 dollars for me for Valentine’s Day and every time I gave him attitude he took away a dollar I have 25 dollars 😭✌️

[crude dust]

I wasn't lying

Shooter shot me like 3 times, full auto controlled mag dump into the chest

[shrewd current]

hi guys

[modest scroll]

Really

[shrewd current]

Can anyone help me with valley of the dolls

[crude dust]

Yes

[modest scroll]

No

Sorry

[shrewd current]

alright

[modest scroll]

https://discord.com/channels/310075021882294272/921526746082336829

[left zephyr]

Where is the valentines update where you can date judge and kiss him on the cheeks

[crude dust]

Judge dating sim!?

[modest scroll]

He’s MINE!!!!

grrrrrrrrr

[crude dust]

@modest scroll the winner takes it all, and the loser has to fall, unfortunately for those kids I'm a winner, not a loser shooter

[crude dust]

Gave bro a buzzcut

[modest scroll]

I love British shorthairs

[modest scroll]

A guy with a buzz cut tried flirty with me yesterday when I was at work then called me a bitch for saying no 😭😭😭😭😭

[night thunder]

Hi

My legs hurt and I cannot walk

[modest scroll]

Why?…

[crude dust]

@night thunder ASTRAAAAAA

[night thunder]

Oh that sounds VERY wrong i am so sorry

It’s just leg day..

[night thunder]

HELLO

[night thunder]

Which is almost everyday because my upper body strength is genuinely laughable

[crude dust]

Hi

[boreal furnace]

what

[night thunder]

D-do you hate me ? 🥺

[faint schooner]

yes

[crude dust]

NOOOOOO!!!

[boreal furnace]

maybe

[night thunder]

The duality of man !

[crude dust]

A) Yes B) No C) Maybe

[modest scroll]

Absolutely not

[night thunder]

Please don’t go bald

[modest scroll]

I don’t wanna?????

[night thunder]

Please don’t step on a lego either

Oh and don’t get crushed under an F-250 that might hurt a little

[crude dust]

@night thunder look at me go #🎬ron-clips-and-media message

[tight swan]

Why not an F-350? 🥺

[surreal blade]

[crude dust]

Mind the part where I just mag dump a suspect in his lower half and the other just gets a mag

[night thunder]

Well why not an F-750 ?

[tight swan]

At this point why not an F-15?

[modest scroll]

B52

[night thunder]

Why not an F-4 ?

[crude dust]

@modest scroll go to 9m and look at my epic clip (I blew a guy's head off with a 9mm)

[tight swan]

Why not press F too pay respects?

[night thunder]

I’ll take that as a no !

[night thunder]

Anyways VOID I read your latest briefing and am profoundly disappointed in the lack of an orbital strike feature.

[crude dust]

At 14m and 20s I use my smooth brain to angle myself against the shooter, thats how I survived

[night thunder]

Or the lack of an RPG-7

[crude dust]

where's my tank

[boreal furnace]

what am I looking at

[crude dust]

Tank

[surreal blade]

Heh

[crude dust]

[night thunder]

Heh

[crude dust]

Who's better Astra or Evelyn

[boreal furnace]

who?

[night thunder]

Obviously I’m better

[simple crater]

I'm thinking of replacing requies reblance with gunfighter AI

[crude dust]

owls be like:

[simple crater]

Is gunfighter AI good I only wanted it so it works better with the grenade mod I have

[night thunder]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Rolling on my knees laughing !

Isn’t it rolling on the floor

Why did I say on my knees

[boreal furnace]

no

[simple crater]

guys did you know if you give an owl seed oil then make it fly for 24 hours nonstop the owl becomes tired

[crude dust]

Don't roll your knees

[night thunder]

Then what do I do with my knees ?

[boreal furnace]

nothing

[crude dust]

walk

[night thunder]

On my knees ?

Okay !

[simple crater]

where do I get embed perms

this shit's starting to turn me into a grump

[faint schooner]

you dont, @brisk yoke tell him

[boreal furnace]

become a Sergeant

[crude dust]

you don't, ask @faint schooner

[simple crater]

How long will this take

[night thunder]

You don’t, ask @crude dust

[boreal furnace]

no idea

[crude dust]

You do, ask @night thunder

[boreal furnace]

depends if they trust you enough

[night thunder]

Yeah you do actually !

[simple crater]

also do suspects not already aim for the torso in vanilla

[faint schooner]

the community manager gives it out once 3 updates

[simple crater]

I thought they did

[brisk yoke]

🐟

[boreal furnace]

what community manager

[night thunder]

There’s a new one !

[faint schooner]

the one at the top of the member list

[simple crater]

I was gonna ask him when we're getting more larp shit but I think he goasted me on the steam post

[boreal furnace]

Didn’t notice they got a new one

[simple crater]

Yeah they did

[faint schooner]

bro doesnt give a fuck about the briefings

i respect you

[crude dust]

Hes from Texas

[boreal furnace]

I don’t care much what they change I just play the game

[simple crater]

At this point the briefings bring dread since there's a 50/50 chance they drop an update that breaks all mods

[faint schooner]

okay you might wanna sit down for this

EVERY UPDATE breaks mods in EVERY GAME

[simple crater]

But this game particularly breaks worse

[faint schooner]

explain how

[modest scroll]

Meow

[night thunder]

Ruff

[crude dust]

Meow

[boreal furnace]

no

[night thunder]

Ruff

[nimble marsh]

Every single game fucks up mods when it updates. There is absolutely no game that is exempt from this.

[simple crater]

I literally crash if even just one mod is out of date because unlike ground branch for some reason it can't just exclude the mod if it's broken

[faint schooner]

bro..

[boreal furnace]

same with GTAV

[nimble marsh]

GTA 5 updates and you cannot use any mods for days

[simple crater]

And for fucks sake my game just crashed

[nimble marsh]

or weeks

You are forced to downgrade the version until RPH updates which is not instant

[boreal furnace]

yeah unlike for RoN

where you don’t have to wait for awhile for modders to fix the mod

[nimble marsh]

In helldivers, they add one new enemy, fuck up tracers for all mods and modders have to spend hours testing every weapon to see what does it, and then spend another few hours fixing it

[simple crater]

Yeah I know it's just like some of the older mods are kind of like abandoned

[boreal furnace]

yeah

[nimble marsh]

Most people get fucked regardless because you cannot downgrade it without backing it up with RPH

So if you do not do it, too bad for you

There is no normal way to downgrade your GTA 5

[simple crater]

I don't even play GTA 5 on PC

[ripe scarab]

Was literally sorting through my helldivers mods to figure out which ones were broken surprise surprise even if I only had one of those broken mods enabled it crashes the game.

[simple crater]

I play it on my shitbox

[boreal furnace]

Yeah I haven’t played modded GTA V in awhile

[nimble marsh]

I am in a clan for Helldivers and the owner who does mods for us just put out an announcement along the lines "just remove all the mods, everything is fucked"

[faint schooner]

what a suprise

[simple crater]

I mean I wish at least ready or not would simply display a message on crash that lets you know what mods are out of date

[nimble marsh]

People can hold a grudge because of the censorship, no one is saying you can't. But the decision is just not getting reverted.

[ornate pier]

erm?

[crude dust]

Fo4 next gen update making everything mod just fucking detonate nuclear style

[boreal furnace]

We also have a mod that changes it back

[simple crater]

I'm fine with the censorship I don't think it hampens the games message too much

[nimble marsh]

Unless Void manages to increase their dev team by 2 or 3 times, I cannot see how they could maintain two separate builds

[last solar]

Is There a replay mode for console?

[faint schooner]

no for unknown reasons

[ripe scarab]

There's like very very few games that actually do that and even those don't directly point to the exact mods as on the game dev side that's like not an easy think to implement and they aren't the ones making the mods.

[last solar]

Will their ever be one?

[ornate pier]

I'm sorry but if you were the creator/dev of VOID or something, and you wanted to release your game on consoles too to make the game popular but just had to slightly modify some content on game such as adding clothes to the women in the last mission and instead, or adding some underwear to someone with no clothes would you do it? I understand that it's an M rated game but it ain't even that deep

[brisk yoke]

because of you

[simple crater]

Fair enough

[ornate pier]

like are we still talking about this in 2026

[crude dust]

Redditors want naked women in RoN

[faint schooner]

maybe

[simple crater]

Do console players get the mod io thing or are they still stuck in the dark ages

[ornate pier]

I wonder why

[boreal furnace]

yeah and if the person hates it that much we have a mod that reverts it

[ornate pier]

what about that? I don't think that's allowed on console platforms

[ornate pier]

exactly ron can be customized as much as you want

[night thunder]

I can’t see Gerard Scott’s cherries and that is a huge issue !!! 😠😠😠

[boreal furnace]

Sony and Microsoft aren’t fans of modders

[simple crater]

I mean Bethesda's a piece of shit and even they have it

[crude dust]

Mb, blew em off

[faint schooner]

cherries 🍒

[ornate pier]

Yeah no shit, microslop..

[crude dust]

Sony does it for "SAFETY CONCERTS" regarding the hardware and software

[simple crater]

I think they just hate the idea of a console gamer being able to customize their experience for free

[boreal furnace]

What was that one game again that modders are using to jailbreak the PS5

[modest scroll]

Meow

[night thunder]

Ruff

[ornate pier]

It's kinda crazy if you think about it that other games on console have worse content rather than what's on ron, which makes me think that there's some type of hypocrisy with Sony and Microslop

[hollow ridge]

Too many polygons in gerards nards. Delete them

[boreal furnace]

yeah most likely

[ornate pier]

like cyberpunk 2077 or rdr2

[crude dust]

More polygons than all of re1

[hollow ridge]

Astonishing

[boreal furnace]

Well looking where both US headquarters are it’s kinda obvious why

[ornate pier]

Wdym

[boreal furnace]

New York and Washington

[ornate pier]

The places where you do the missions on Ron aren't even real, the city is not real too

[crude dust]

New Rat, Washing Machine

[ornate pier]

I don't know if you're trying to say that

[boreal furnace]

no was just saying both states aren’t very huge fans of police being shown in the way they are

[crude dust]

I don't get the argument

[ornate pier]

just blame the ones that made these policies for Sony and Microslop, not VOID it's not their fault, you can always mod the game and add those details back into the game

[crude dust]

Like do you want to see Gerald's cheeks or are people being weird about wanting naked women in their game

[boreal furnace]

I just got the mod for dismemberment on death

[night thunder]

As I keep saying the censorship is only a genuine issue in Valley of the Dolls in which someone lacking media literacy could think Voll is LITERALLY obsessed with dolls. Other than that it’s really not a significant issue at all..

[crude dust]

Yuh

[faint schooner]

balling

how do they not censor the game on pc, they have 1 version of the game

[ornate pier]

but they would've not released the game on console which was long awaited and said that they would've done that, so if you think about it they would've got the hate anyways for not releasing the port for console

[crude dust]

why are you so angry about it?

[ornate pier]

it seems like a big dilemma, you can't really tell which one was the best choice

[night thunder]

More of an obligation than a choice, really

[ornate pier]

ioid interactive 🤑🤑🤑💯🔥

[faint schooner]

he cares very much about gerards 🐔

[boreal furnace]

yeah more people would be pissed if they hadn’t released on console

[faint schooner]

what

[night thunder]

Can you blame him though ?

[ornate pier]

@orchid depot what I was about to say ^^

[faint schooner]

well it has jiggle physics

[ornate pier]

they would've not done shit, do you already see microslop doing anything about their shitty operating system? They don't give a fuck

[faint schooner]

sorry had*

[night thunder]

I didn’t have a stroke reading this but I wish I did

[ornate pier]

they do things if it brings them money

and don't care if they are hated

[mossy bluff]

They should do the reverse enter the konami code in main menu and game removes censorship

[night thunder]

You do know RoN isn’t GTA kind of big, right ? 💔💔💔

[nimble marsh]

All the information is already in this channel in the pinned messages.

Not that hard to read

[crude dust]

ooo

[boreal furnace]

seeing how both are still releasing slop and haven’t gone bankrupt, players don’t care

[nimble marsh]

If you have questions, concerns or whatever the heck else, just read the pinned messages

[crude dust]

mb, im dyslexic

[night thunder]

Cenosrship

It’s okay sweetie one letter at a time

There you go !

[nimble marsh]

#💬general-discussion message

[ornate pier]

they wouldn't care about that game anyways unless it brought them money

[nimble marsh]

Read that if you have questions

This discussion has been here thousands of times at this point and it never leads anywhere

[hollow ridge]

I need to schedule an appointment with Dr Labubu

[nimble marsh]

All it brings is that no one can actually discuss this and gradually starts insulting each other.

[night thunder]

Well apparently it’s the BIGGEST most intolerable issue with RoN right now

[crude dust]

Yes

Like I don't want to be flashed in RoN, I already play Zenless

[ornate pier]

how can a multi billion company go bankrupt, that's not how it works bro, you see how windows 11 is shit, and they still have loads of money even tho they've lost alot of customers

[boreal furnace]

I don’t play many of the missions

[ornate pier]

or like the Xbox gamepass prices

[boreal furnace]

yeah

[night thunder]

I am genuinely asking this : do you actually mean that or not 😭

[ornate pier]

They are indeed protests but they'll remain rich ANYWAYS no matter what they do

[nimble marsh]

If you thought of a button that adds a censorship and makes it greyed out/not able to be toggled by console players. I can assure you the devs have thought of that as well.

[ornate pier]

They could do the most illegal thing ever and still get away with it

[nimble marsh]

You believe it is "so easy" to do, if that were the case, it would have been done.

[crude dust]

@nimble marsh people think RoN should be Fear and Hunger or something😭

[nimble marsh]

However this goes deeper to Sony, Microsoft and review board policies. They said they HAVE to maintain two separate versions but that is not viable when they have only a handful of developers

[ornate pier]

But still even if it was easy to do, console players would be complaining even tho it's not VOID's fault

[ornate pier]

LMAOO

on steam they still talk about this bullshit

[boreal furnace]

yeah I moved away from console due to players have more freedom to do whatever they want on pc

[night thunder]

You know if you wanna see unclothed women so bad then you can make a quick search and see more unclothed women than Genghis Khan ever did !

[nimble marsh]

To this day I have no idea why people think that Void has made a graphic game and then decided "well, we spent all this time doing al lof this. Now let's go and revert it and remove our progress"

[crude dust]

They be yelling in the streets for the Evangelion Coma Scene in port hokan

[nimble marsh]

And you think a mere button is the root cause of them needing 2 builds to let PC players keep the uncensored version?

right

[crude dust]

The Redditor will never be pleased

[night thunder]

It’s never enough cheeks

[ornate pier]

bro i swear they're desperate to see undressed people on a swat simulator game

[dusk vigil]

I think there shpuld be naked judge

[crude dust]

As if the game isn't cheeks

💔

[night thunder]

Judge IS a cheek

[boreal furnace]

and they’d have to remove cross play

[crude dust]

Judge in jeans got TOO much cheeks

[dusk vigil]

“ToC, I’m trying to breach, but I’m dummy thicc, and the clap if my ass keeps alerting the suspects.”

[ornate pier]

That was more of another topic but you get the point, all I'm trying to say is that even if there are protests they don't give a shit and will never go bankrupt, I made an example since they've been recently up with a lot of shit

[night thunder]

I’m actually pissing myself laughing

[nimble marsh]

Not how it works.

[crude dust]

Clean up on isle 3

[boreal furnace]

I’m not sure how many games microsoft have made that flopped recently

[gusty mirage]

will ever be new maps added to ron?

[dusk vigil]

Probably

Nothing confirmed as of rn as I know tho

[night thunder]

Serios ?

[boreal furnace]

not really since Sony also makes games

[ornate pier]

Since when multi billionaire companies cared about protests

[night thunder]

I’m on smartphone too believe it or not

[crude dust]

Shit myself in fear

[boreal furnace]

same but I ain’t this bad

[dusk vigil]

Wrong reply my bad

You good dr labubu

[night thunder]

I’m mostly laughing because of the fact that the RoN community is so ridiculously small compared to Sony and Microsoft’s playerbase

[ornate pier]

btw @crude dust u forgot to see my dms or idk

[crude dust]

Direct Radiation Labubu

[ornate pier]

exactly they aren't gon do shit 😭

[night thunder]

They wouldn’t give a fuh 😭

[boreal furnace]

Only a few thousand RoN players

[night thunder]

You want people to burn down the streets for Gerard’s cheeks ?

[boreal furnace]

that’d be a riot

not a protest

[simple crater]

I mean it's really not that big of a deal

[night thunder]

Oh, well in that case it’s just like I said. There are a few thousand RoN players

[night thunder]

Who don’t mean shit against two multi billion dollar companies

[simple crater]

I still just wonder if Void will add more cool shit

[night thunder]

Like my man I appreciate your dedication but they wouldn’t even NOTICE

[boreal furnace]

most likely

[simple crater]

I like what we have don't get me wrong but it all feels a bit bland

[night thunder]

Woah there buddy

I’M PISSING MYSELF

EXTINCTION

FUCKING HELL

[simple crater]

It's a game pal

Who fucking cares man it's not like when they censored the more important things

[simple crater]

Like idfk, Tianenmen square?

[night thunder]

MY STOMACH HURTS STOP

All of this for cheeks

[dusk vigil]

They got the dinosaurs for 1984

[boreal furnace]

well he got booted

[night thunder]

Whoops

No cheeks for him then

[crude dust]

Favorite hotdog chat?

[boreal furnace]

all over a small change

[simple crater]

"Wah I can't see Gerard Scott's 3D modelled ass" we have bigger things to fry brochacho

[night thunder]

"Censorship is disgusting and deserving of extinction" I actually can’t stop laughing what is WRONG with him

[boreal furnace]

or the women being trafficed

[night thunder]

"Just add a secret switch" HAHZHZHZHZHZHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[simple crater]

I don't even think he was focusing on the games message

He just wanted the other shit

[boreal furnace]

Likely not

[crude dust]

He wanted cheeks not a compelling story

[night thunder]

He bought it for the plot, apparently

[boreal furnace]

”plot”

[crude dust]

Big Plot

[nimble marsh]

In any case. There is no simple way for this. You cannot just add a toggle because then, the files remain in the game. If you were to send that for certification it would get denied, because in the eyes of review boards it DOES not matter if you have a toggle button for it that you cannot disable

The files are there, that is the only concern of the Review Board

[boreal furnace]

yeah

[crude dust]

@nimble marsh ain't there a rated like A or something for them

[night thunder]

"Make them go bankrupt" son 😭😭😭

[simple crater]

I mean you could always just play the game regardless like I don't know.. 90% of the playerbase?

[night thunder]

HAHAHAHACAXACACACAHHAHA

[boreal furnace]

yeah but it’s a pain to get people to actually buy the game then

[nimble marsh]

They would need 2 builds for that, and with that they would need to apply fixes and any changes to both builds separately

Increasing the delay people complain about

[simple crater]

Originally I was just afraid the game died when I showed up

[nimble marsh]

If a normal player or modder thought of a solution, there is a 99.9% probability that the devs have long since thought about that as well.

[boreal furnace]

yeah

[simple crater]

I mean I would rather have an update once a year then have no updates at all

[boreal furnace]

yeah that way you know they’re still working on the game

[simple crater]

I remember when Onward updated for 2.0

[crude dust]

Pretty sure that A rated is basically nobody will publish

[simple crater]

Only like 2 months or so later they said the game was officially dead

[boreal furnace]

yeah

[simple crater]

I hate it when good games die man

[boreal furnace]

San Andreas got pulled off stores due to modders finding files that shoulda been deleted

[nimble marsh]

And this whole ceritifaction proccess (to my knowledge) is not a democratic proccess. If you have 8 review boards and 7 of them approve it and are okay with the graphic content/nature and 1 decides to say "no can do", then it is just a no.

[simple crater]

Not onward of course onward was a bit shit but Ready or Not is a masterpiece even with censorship

[boreal furnace]

that’s very dumb

[nimble marsh]

I will verify that info though

[boreal furnace]

tf2 still going after like 20 years

[crude dust]

@nimble marsh your a great mod

[simple crater]

Well yeah that's probably because it's a Valve game, Valve rarely truly abandons a game

[nimble marsh]

Depends on the region, but you have 3 major review boards that handle whole regions. So if either bans it then you might as well announce end of service

or just censor it to their liking

[boreal furnace]

yeah

[nimble marsh]

Thanks, there's room for improvement but thanks

[simple crater]

You seem like you have your wits about you

Not a lot of people have that nowadays

[faint schooner]

didnt you get muted yesterday

[crude dust]

[boreal furnace]

they also released the source code for tf2

[nimble marsh]

what?

[faint schooner]

or am i tweaking

[simple crater]

Because they're not greedy, Valves issue with piracy is not the idea of them losing money, it's the fear of alienating their playerbase

[boreal furnace]

yeah

[nimble marsh]

a mod getting muted 😭 🙏 you tweaking as hell

[simple crater]

Piracy is bad still because it deprives developers of money but there's more than just money on the line

[crude dust]

Mod getting modded

[boreal furnace]

yeah since pirates tend to be interested in the game since why else would they pirate it

[nimble marsh]

12. Evidence of acquiring the game or its content through means of piracy may result in a ban.
    • Avoid discussing piracy as well, action may be taken in related situations. This also includes discussion about ways to abuse regional pricing and third-party/grey market platforms

[faint schooner]

listen to him guys

[nimble marsh]

just going to put it here before anyone gets themselves in trouble

[simple crater]

My mistake, I didn't mean to encourage piracy, I know it is a very malicious action in its own rights

[nimble marsh]

My advice is that you keep the discussion of that outside the server, because there is no tolerance for it here.

[simple crater]

Also for clarification, I am proud to say I paid for the game in full as well as it's DLCs

[faint schooner]

did you know that people still use torrents for games that are not pirated

[faint schooner]

for example my goat richrd burns rally

[simple crater]

Alright then I'll mind myself

[nimble marsh]

I am not saying anything, but it has reached the territory where you are 1 foot in the territory of a hammer and it would be easy to slip in there with both

[simple crater]

Alright then, I perfectly understand

[nimble marsh]

None of us moderators are here to bash on anyone or just witch hunt for rule breakers. We are trying to have a fine time like everybody else. Sometimes we will verbally warn you and everyone can move on from that.

[crude dust]

Peeking the trapped door

[simple crater]

Don't worry I assure you there is no confusion I know you're just doing your job

[harsh edge]

My gf is once again the GOAT. She got me one of those couples Pokémon cards, an Outlast Trials mug, this cologne ive been hunting for and a card 🥺

I got chocolates flowers and a really nice dinner at an Italian place

[nimble marsh]

Man, I love getting beat by the same puncer from a stupid locker 3 times when I am getting chased by this Italian teeth shooting mf

Outlast Trials for the ones that don't know

[gentle loom]

Oh I thought that was an IRL scenario you were dealing with

[nimble marsh]

LMAO

[gentle loom]

We're making a Gordon Ramsay take on a Puerto Rican coffee pork recipe over here 🙂 I get her flowers bc it's fun but we don't really do much in the way of gifts

[simple crater]

Good for you man, got any plans for marriage?

[silk briar]

coffee pork?

i am interested

[gentle loom]

Once I finish paying off my student loans! Got about a year left and don't wanna bring any debt to a marriage. We've been together for eight years now tho

[harsh edge]

I too am interested in coffee pork

[simple crater]

Understandable, I'm gonna hopefully get into my college sometime next year or later this year

[gentle loom]

If I could post a picture of the recipe I'd share it! I have the book in my hand lol

[gentle loom]

Best of luck! What field?

[harsh edge]

Ive got the ring picked out im proposing october 11th

[gentle loom]

Oh snap!!

[simple crater]

Most likely education

[harsh edge]

Platinum band diamond accents 2.2 karot Alexandrite gem

[jolly tree]

@harsh edge good luck

[gentle loom]

One of the most important of them all! That's the field I work in now

[gentle loom]

I'm gonna propose when the time comes with the ring my grandfather used to ask my grandmother to marry him. It's not fancy but they raised me and I always admired their marriage, so it feels right

[jolly tree]

I studied linguistics while in the military, officer path after and easy transition into civil work sector after 16 years in

[nimble marsh]

No idea what I am gonna do in life. I am studying automation technology and got no idea where that will lead me

[gentle loom]

Oh wow that's sick

[silk briar]

awesome bro!

[crude dust]

Normal day in New York I suppose

[night thunder]

My neighbor’s baby threw up into my mouth

[jolly tree]

Fun

[silk briar]

thats def in my top 10 things that didn't have to be shared

[nimble marsh]

excuse me what

[harsh edge]

Assuming it doesnt drive me crazy ive got 23.5 years left to retirement from LE

[night thunder]

I held him and I don’t think he liked that

[harsh edge]

Got a house a new car nice things a home gym and home arcade so really could stay exactly where I am how I am and have no complaints

[night thunder]

And I was talking…

And yeah !

[gentle loom]

Since this is the RoN server, I guess try throwing a flash bang?

[nimble marsh]

💀

[night thunder]

What about a stinger ?

[silk briar]

chill fellas

[gentle loom]

😂

[simple crater]

I was at one point considering becoming an LEO, two of my cousins do it so I don't see much harm in it

[jolly tree]

I burned my finger while on the range. Suppressors do get hot and forgot my gloves

[simple crater]

Another thing I've considered is becoming a National Guardsman but I don't think I could survive bootcamp

[harsh edge]

If you can survive the police academy you can survive boot camp lmao

Boot camp is shorter.

[jolly tree]

Yes you could

[gentle loom]

NG is chill af you could do it

[simple crater]

Well even if I'm could I'm not sure if they would let me in

[harsh edge]

Waiver for everything these days the USMC are the only branch not dire for recruits atm

[jolly tree]

Yea that's a different story

[silk briar]

they will find a way to get you in trust me 😂

[simple crater]

I mean I'm no criminal but my medical records are a bit shaky

[harsh edge]

Worst thing you hear is no. If its something you wanna do, drop into an office

I still kick around going ocs and joining the ng

[jolly tree]

The toughest thing I've done was sniper school. The scariest jump school

[nimble marsh]

My medical record is that if I do any exercise it causes burning pain in my knees

[simple crater]

My only other concern is I'm half sure my mom would be pissed

[harsh edge]

Pay off my student debt, 4 more years of free college, and a double pension

[simple crater]

Because the last time I brought up the idea of joining it she was baffled

[jolly tree]

I feel like im old af in here lol

[silk briar]

when i run a long time i get out of breath, i can't serve in the draft

[harsh edge]

I'd wanna get into Chaplaincy too which is extra dire for candidates

[silk briar]

that could be sick

[simple crater]

I mean chaplaincy sounds good and all but I don't think I could be a holy man

[nimble marsh]

I do have an exempt from military drafts because I just cannot complete the physical exams for it without causing myself severe pain.

[simple crater]

I've never done one day of lent

[harsh edge]

Its not about being a preacher. Its about saving lives.

Every soldier in need gets pushed to Chappy first.

Private, safe, not clinical.

[crude dust]

Father Sun can I tell you my sins of what I did involving a beanbag shotgun, valley, and alot of drugs

[harsh edge]

Chappy may have a phone that isnt monitored, too

[simple crater]

I mean I just want to be able to serve my country to feel like I am part of something important

I have been very unimportant for most of my life other than holding the door for people

[jolly tree]

Volunteer to feed homeless people once a week for a few hours. There are many ways

[simple crater]

I would do that but I don't have any transportation yet and I can't find any shelters near me

[gentle loom]

In many ways, the most important thing you can do to serve your country is to serve your community

[harsh edge]

If service is the goal mil/le will definitely give it, but be aware the culture is cannibalistic. You will meet some absolutely disgusting vile people who wear the same uniform as you

And who will go out of their way to destroy you if you dont become as miserable as they are

[jolly tree]

Ive seen random, often young people, volunteer and read to veterans in hospitals who couldn't do so themselves

[simple crater]

I would expect

[silk briar]

if you can get in contact with an organization, i'm sure they would provide transportation for you. not pressuring, but theres always a way to serve

[simple crater]

I'll definitely look into it I don't have much to do nowadays anyways

[jolly tree]

Mow some old ladies lawn. That's service

[silk briar]

my personal area of ministry is in the jails, and theres always been someone to get me a ride even if its really out the way

[harsh edge]

I hope you have a shirt stay related trouser based injury

[simple crater]

I used to have a lot of lawns near me but I moved to a very urban part of the state

[gentle loom]

This is a cool perspective. Do you feel like your role is more about helping people for the benefit of society, or helping people for the benefit of the individual in that role?

[silk briar]

my personal motive is focused on the individual. and in that way, i know that society is going to be helped. but in the end, for me its always about the 1 over the 99