#💬general-discussion
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I mean in context it does change alot. The guy looks like he has a doll fetish and not a pedophile who has kids in barrels in his basement
blue hair blue tie hiding in your wifi
just read the briefing and look at the other 2 missions connected to VOTD
It kinda does tho, all the pictures are of dolls implies the barrels are full of dolls Are we really supposed to arrest a guy for having a (extremely creepy) hobby ?
Console briefing is the same, no?
If it's the same as the PC version, it literally explicitly says it still.
I mean theres still more hints about the other thing.. like a giant stacked shelf of videotapes with names and ages.
Also birds aren't 🐦 real
@long summit is a psyop
Nothing I respect the hussle
thats right

Whoops
-list of names
-child talent agency, DMs to Voll
-mindjot, more DMs to Voll
-Basement crib, basement barrels
its very obvious whats happening here.
Could be when he bought the dolls home lol.
What xD
are those images in voll's house just AI generated images of sex
You are there with an arrest order not for nothing.
uncanny uncanny
But why does he have all the doll images then ? THERES NO DOLLS IN THE HOUSE
Valley of The DOLLS
spell it with me, Valley of The D.O.L.L.S
maybe they shuold... they should call it like... valley of the hollywood pedophile... how else are we supposed to understand?
they definitely shuold
D O L L S
The ages on console got changed to dates
gulp
why is there images in the basement at all then? ? There's no dolls in the house
You can argue the changes lowered the shock impact of the scenes in the basement (I agree, they did)
But acting like they faffed with the plot (they didn't) because of a Reddit tier disingenuous argument is dumb as shit.
its a reference to the name if i'd have to guess
everything that comes from reddit is dumb as shit. why is this still shocking to some people
Hey they produce some ok memes sometimes, and unfortunately are still (probably) the most popular public forum besides steam.
Which means if you don't interact there, you miss a giant portion of the "community"

stop talking about p*litics
I'm saying that literally, I'm greek
the 2 un-paid QA testers in one chat....
I'm not saying they did lol it's wondering why did they not mention the fact that was changed with everything else ? @dreamy mesa whyd yall mentioned that in any of the logs ?
k*minsky said why 2 months ago
I only came back like 2 weeks ago
he said "we were focused on changes for both platforms and we really dropped the ball" or something like that
See the first response to your question: #💬general-discussion message
They either biffed it, and it didn't make the list by accident.
Or the purposefully lied by omitting it from the list of changes.
Seeing the damage that it wrought, that was a really dumb decision if it was on purpose.
But who knows, forever a mystery. Not like we can ask Kaminsky anymore
Lol yea I guess, it's relatively minor and easy to shit post about but they said they valued being transparent with us but that seems like kind of a big thing to omit
@red zenith this is what kam said #💬general-discussion message
Reasons not to have your entire company made up of a game of telephone #941023498
@vivid star had to go sorry
hi
Ready or not subreddit is more toxic than Gerards unwashed asshole
anyone knows when are they going to fix CS gas?
There is nothing to fix since it's not broken 
Intentionally nerfed = probably won't change even after all of the fuss
So, does it still cover you from suspects vision?
Maybe it's not that useless? Or vision blockers are too small atm or what ever was change?
gas grenade kinda will, but 40mm radius seems to be too small, unless you're like perfectly centered on the gas
not reliable at all for either
Good to know, thanks
Also, I did not test before, but does gas cloud from pepperballs blocks vision too?
It's still 3m
I don't think I've ever tried actually, uh... please hold...

Seems like such a waste of ammo and effort tbh. But I guess you could try and make a cheese LOS wall
I don't actually know if the trace would count different gas sources as additive or unique blockers.
Like 3m + 3m = 6m or two separate 3m and 3m checks
Sign for QA testing, download a game with developer tools and overlay, find out all shit we still guessing or don't know then leave
what CQB tactics ur watch so i can learn it as well
I mean I'm perfectly happy to stay on and QA their shit indefinitely, I'm doing it anyways. 
@crisp tusk Out of pure curiosity, cause i simply cannot come up with a rational answer to this myself:
Why would one choose Epic Games Store to get Ready or Not over Steam?
Pricing or something?
they want to support the developers more

Huh, never knew we had a subreddit, well guess I'm not stepping foot in there lol
It was on sale at the time and didn't have enough for the steam version
Trust me, don't. Just..don't 😭
Gotcha, thanks 
The only reason I have the Epic Games Launcher is for the free games I got
I got Subnautica and GTA V for free on there
98% of people on planet earth for that reason ^^
Other than that, it can go burn
I'll trust you on that one boss 😭
watch real life cqb tactics videos on youtube, for a RoN application you should check out invictus and tree of smoke
real cqb helps in nearly every shooter or adjacent activity so you should know at least the bare basics
Nah, watch me kick this door down whiff all my shots 
pepperball does indeed obstruct vision
Reduce your plastic waste, switch to buckshot and reduce zip cuffs!
Just me who’s discord vids are always bugging lately
Discord has been buggin on my phone, large gifs and vids cause it to freak out
So wait what happened with the Community manager and void interactive
I see they were kicked from the team
Google it if you really want to see. Political comments were made inappropriately and they were removed as a result, nuff said.
A ok
You British?
Ye said bad things about a dead guy i saw
Its all over the news
Melting pot internet lingo means I get to steal whatever slang I want whenever. 
Just assumed from the “enuff”
Day to day English practically new language atp 
Ok well dam good he was kicked sad it was a kick because of what was said
Well why else would he get kicked?
But yeah okay cool beans
too many cat posts
devs decided to weigh on on a nonsense political issue instead of addressing downgrades and censorship and ducking the issues and workarounds, typical garbage
why does it keep saying couldn't connect to epic services
WiFi or game
Just restart the game and check WiFi
did servers just go down?
Kinda wack
Unless epic servers just went down
yo i cant join game
I lost connection to the host I was playing with and now am in an infinite search loop
Ye steam is down rn cos it does maintenance at this time
so is it steam?
Okay so thats not there fualt for consorred stuff its POLICYS for Xbox and PS
xbox and ps, not pc
anybody know if its acc 10 minutes to 20 or its longer
Do you know how games work?
I said PS AND XBOX re read it also its CROSSPLAY so another reason
yes
They can’t have a seperate game for PC and then another for con sole
So you think community managers should be allowed to say anything without being fired?
yes
Ragebait
it's usually not long, steam is pretty quick about it
sound
jk no, but shows what gets considered high priority, never mind reducing a product we paid for
Wdym high priority it’s just firing someone takes hardly any time
brother, they removed him for it immediately, he clearly didn't speak for the rest of the company, this ain't complicated
not to mention CM is not a dev, lmao
Ye obv not on the devs it’s on the guy
Within like a few minutes bro was gone
are ready or not servers down for u guys too
ya
jesus fucking christ
Is steam down?
are steam back up?
It’s steam
now its saying in game epic is down?
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Yall are weird
You fucking ruined it
IT WAS GONNA BE READY OR NOT BUT NOT READY BUT NO!
YOU RUINED IT
Damn kamin ain't here anymore?
Don’t speak to me PlayStation player
he was not a chill guy
he never existed
nothing ever happened
whos kaminsky again?
a loser 😂 😂 😂
Damn bro sounds like Xbox energy
I have PC, Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo, and even a fucking SEGA
I have all of the infinity stones
Sega genesis?
Oh yeah you bet
Hell yeah
Ready or Not
Damn unc
Idk I came to find about this by an article online
you know it's big when they write articles
R
wtf did the cm say
Ready or Not when i'm not ready or something idk i don't play the game
you guys must be reading some AI generated articles because this “minsky” guy doesn’t exist
😂 😂
that got him booted off
fuck steam
oh shit thats crazy he would do that
lol are we deadass
my explanation of why he was kicked off was promptly deleted
for? god knows
Did they fix the game yet
Do you play and beat re8?
yes i 100 percented it are you getting RE9 i am i can't wait
R.I.P
Anyone know the fix too "failed to connect to host" All my mates on steam can connect to each other but one of my mates cant. And we cant join him. We linked epics, Unlinked, Restarted game, Restarted Pcs, Restarted wifi etc and nothing seems to fix it
Most likely me and my mother love the game series
cool do you like horror movies korlazz
Who replaced Kaminsky? Has it been announced yet
Hey everyone
I am really starting to hate that gold watch
9/18, and I am stuck like chuck on the stupid valley of dolls
Lmfao ya, all these people spreading false rumours about "Kaminsky" 😂
The USIA agents inside my house told me he isn't real already
Hahaha people amirth?
yall weird

They are good also add me so we can talk abt this tuff in DMs
What happened chat
What happened with team member
40000 people online no response dub community
Holy dead internet theory
Check DMs
real
Real or not
smartest ron player
ready or not and insurgency sandstorm communities we share together half a braincell and I love it
Ya, kinda sad the USIA is still on the prowl
Who’s dumb and wants to hop in our discord vc??
This games lack of content is starting to get to me
if the many levels in the game aren't enough, perhaps look into map mods
i felt that way a week into console release bro
shits rough
Fr
No political topics here
Update your game instead of worrying about it
they're a mod, not the dev team lmao
and like I said, there's mods for maps
a lot of cool ones
Then they speak yo through the chain of command to do something instead of worry about polotics, and I'm on console so map mods dont work
ah that's unfortunate
I mean, the game levels do have a lot of replayability though
different positioning of the npcs and such
Yea it sucks and to add to insult the dev team won't give us any updates on any upcoming content so we are kinda in the dark
,
I mean, we aren't obligated for that, we got a free "dlc" with the los suenos update
that wasn't too long ago
Its been 70 days and all they have done was fix which im happy about but after that we have been in dark and have no clue on when the next update or what will even get with it
I mean, there's so many levels in the base game already though, surely you can't already be bored with them 😭
I have played almost every mission 5 times all i could possibly do thats left is iron man modd
relapse exists 
I have ptsd from that mission
relapse is honestly my favourite
greased palms is the one I hate the most
hide and seek is a close second
I'll be honest i died on lethal obsession because my stupid teamates would keep getting us all killed by the mine traps
are you talking about AIs or other players xD
Other playes with ai i cleared it flawlessly
I really loved the idea of that map honestly
I want some missions where there aren't like 20 people with guns though lol, I want a mission where you just need to deal with one guy perhaps
because 5 police officers dealing with so many armed people does not make sense at all
I want them to find a way to implement mods built into the game so console can use them or for them to make a map builder so we cam create our own content
Yea fr
still having this issue, ive tried reinstalling and verifying game files and restarting it multiple times. when i originally had it, i did have mods but idk if that has anything to do with it
kinda reminds me of in swat 4 there was a mission where there were people robbing a diamond store
check dms, the guy said that it worked for him
im playing to catch a predator again on discord.
looking for squad hard tactical
yeah, either that or have him always taking cover behind things, and you need to force him out
Same for carrier of the vine and relapse
Honestly I felt like the hospital was the hardest map for me to S rank out of all of them. High suspect count, 2 bombs, way more floors and exits/entrances over the elephant
Still good though 👍
Some of the maps drill into you to peak doors even on maps without bombs just to keep yourself in the habit of it
I think my favorite maps are all the ones where suspects can have knives, makes multiplayer on hard way more terrifying than normal

What if I made a completely original swat shooter style game titled ready or not because you have to be ready for anything when it happens but its like not ready or not
Also where my main character is probably not a sleeper agent
Cod or not
Definetely not
Any tips for Relapse? I keep dying and have been stuck on it for a hot minute.
pre aim every spawn
know whr the suspects might come frm
is there any way to put a sight on your scope?
aren't they the same thing, a scope is a sight
nah the 1-4 has ironsights on the top of it
but i see the other one has a small red dot on it
hmm, I always thought scope was short for "telescopic sight"
well it is but in this context you are wrong
not wrong wrong but kinda wrong
but not wrong at all
so you want to put an iron sight on top of a telescopic sight?
I don't really get what you mean lol
the im going to call them acogs have small alt sights on the top of them
dont listen to this guy, he is very confused
you can press a button to use them instead of the acog sight
im also very confused
but i think its a no you cant change it
are you talking about the lasers
heres my issue, when are they adding golf carts to ready r not
nah well you can use the lasers as a sight i guess the canned sights
walking is very tedious and when lives are on the line time is of the essence
but if we got golf carts we could enter more quickly
Scope is a sight, but not all sights are scopes
racecar spelt backwards is racecar
This is true
lol hi rainss
what happened to the CM if i may ask.
made some political comments (google it, you'll find them)
got removed as a result, the end
oh… man i liked him as a CM sad to see him go but talking bad about that is just wrong.
anyways im leaving for a few months again have a good time everyone
✌️
Ready or Not
Ready
pretty true
Not or Ready
he broke the rules
Im aware of what he did twin dw.
so he got the proper response
Do you think that when God created death that he knew even he would be reaped?
do you think God fears what as created here?
RoNcord? Oh yeah, this place gets us all on the naughty list by proxy

Yep
hmmm
pondering my orb
Id literally sell my self as a hooker just to get a dev blog
yes....
They should change the colour for Nitro Booster Role it should be more like colourful then grey
It looks so bland 🙄

Can't believe void put their entire dev team on changing booster colour instead of fixing the game smh 🙄
joke still makes sense, considering the time they take to do one update I've already finished a hoi4 campaign
This is exactly why you don't mess with the USIA bru 😭
What gng
Whar?
Nevermind, clearly the USIA has already brainwashed you from the knowledge of their existence
Don't mess with the USIA...
The USIA is always watching...
What's that.

Grr the USIA will NEVER get to me
Hey Dan, I just moved in next door, and I'm a Supermodel
Call the mods, wait damn nvm they're FISA
I DON'T CARE WHO THE IRS SENDS, I'M NOT PAYING MY TAXES
I need to get more Whole Milk for my Protein Shake
I just ran out, someone remind me tomorrow.
you need more whole milk
I'm kidnapping your Family twin.
well how do you aim to do that? There's only 3 of us?
Unless you're going to go out across the whole of the continental US or raise the dead
I like driving this time of year
They were watching
David is not real
Only Judge
Beaumont it's just an illusion
You have a mission, agent. Gamma one
Bringing order to chaos
MLO calls you... Your brothers seek you and need you
Justice Undercover Depths Ghost in Elysyum
I like to think of MLOs as soldiers who broke through the control but were traumatized, or even failed attempts by Judge
Imagine if they were all Judges...
probably
Imagine multiple Judges losing to a single Judge and 4 random guys
K...
Sounds like a story about someone named Joe.
David would be another Joe
The judge is everyone
It's not unique, just the only one... That worked
Everyone judges
This explains why I've been yelling "GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEES" to my Grandmother
I'm literally Judge!!!!
Hey guys, im having a problem where when playing RON my mouse keeps leaving the game and going to my second monitor, it happens in both windowed, windowed borderless and fullscreen. Any idea how to fix it?
#💻tech-support We can't do much here.
nah, Eli
I'd suggest looking online, I doubt this issue is isolated just towards RoN
did you remember to toss 11 stingers in the room as well soldier?
Throw everything
goated response ngl
even the dog?
Take two launchers and full grenade loadout
i always do it in ends of the earth, that old woman is hiding something
"can you beat, ready or not with ONLY stinger grenades?"
Yes
mmmmm I hunger for 9-bang
Mods add it if you want that
so you mean i can flashbang the old woman 90 times?
Of course
yeh
peak
ah man the 9-bang mod hasn't been updated for a year, unless there's another
nope there isn't
hi prez
weird it still works for me
hotline miami style
Bro IS playing holiness Miami
forget RoN when this guys is getting bodies like the plague
means the updates haven't effected it, same goes for the FM53 replacement
intravenous 2 even
Hatred even
i have pondered on playing that one
Why when I host no1 join 😭 😭
Quiet weekday
...any hints on the next patch release?? 
every patchnote should have
- Removed Kaminsky
why, he's no longer relevant
Hello guys do you have a loading screen video of Mirage at Sea without the HUD? I'm currently making a video and I really think that loading screen was cool asf
Long story.
Also bannable if you talk about it.
the memes
might find it i the files if you dig around but idk if its possible
some games have their files packed up
@plucky crater yeah just checked, the stuff is probably in paks
thanks dude i appreciate it 💪
why is he living rent free in your head though?
last time i mentioned him by name was a couple days ago? its just funny to meme on him a bit til i get bored
Hi we’re 2 players and I need two players to help us in hide and seek
He's not no herobrian 😭
Tf happened to Kaminsky
dont need to be discussed
I thought kaminsky was the og of the server he said he would never leave this game by his side
Kaminsky told me this game is #1 game
Is it the thing in announcements?
I wonder what happened
what is the key to type in game chat?
Hey who said the judge should be a usia experiment and who approved it
I gotta tell them to bite my shiny metal ass
but youre wyrm
What the announcement says, he made inapropriate comments about a tragedy
Then i gotta tell them to bite my pale nonexistent ass
Oh well that sucks for him doing that
i think its a fine enough explanation for why we can endure all that shit ingame whereas normal officers can potentially get traumatized after a singular mission
That explanation can bite my pale nonexistent ass
source: me, all my mfs either got traumatized and had to go to therapy and one had to leave after Greased Palms, honestly understandable reaction, that mission was ass
Hello
no way
Yes, the experiment is more on the side of mental health. Judge is able to act in a moment's notice, he and his team lorewise never have a civilian death recorded, and take down all suspects while taking all HVT's alive.
butter frog, frog with the butter
yeah and even then they get stressed as hell, i did mindjot flawless and my officers still started to go stressed
Yeah but we are talking about judge
😭
sorry, to clarify, even completely flawless missions still lead to stress, yet judge endures
I still don't know who Kaminsky is
previous community manager
😭
yeah because its not that normal to shoot out a whole building right
judge is just him
i do like that S is called Standard because thats the canon, like you said, everyone evacuated, every suspect subdued, all evidence found
not all suspects subdued
they all are neutralized which means either of the two options
without mods? no
so either surrender or incap?
I have a question, who handles the community communication now, that the other guy is gone?
It still should be on whoever becomes the community manager, doubt it will take that long
I Need Friends for Ready or Not
Next cm will be kaminski again but his username is baminski and his pfp has a moustache and glasses
“Please welcome our new CM, Iksnimak!” And he has a black dog as his pfp
And he’s suspiciously kaminski shaped
Afternoon
Good afternoon fellow officers
i cant pass twisted nerve☠️
Which part do you die the most?
that not this, i cant find 1 civil
and 1 suspect
i always go tho all houses
srr for my english im brazilian
Twisted nerve is easy
Have you used Chem lights as guide that the house is cleared?
no
i will use, thanks
Greased Palms is imo the hardest mission in the base game
What about Hide and Seek and Relapse?
Honest to god I find them easier
They’re more intuitive for me to clear
At any given place on greased palms I feel like I can get domed from any direction
I feel like relapse is only hard because it's long. First building is not that tough
Eh those are hard, greased palms is borderline bs imo. Too many small gaps for the ai to shoot through at impossible angles. I hate that mission more than any other
just got back from $3 schooners night
good time to boot up the iron man save
I reckon
I hope your Ironman run gets ruined when a swat officer gets killed for standing there
mate you're fucked
Me when I call it rage bait to deflect critcism
what about women?
no idea wat that is
what about men
i hv no idea wat that is oso
what's that man
bruh
we don't have women in australia
hi moneyss
sorry man hate to disappoint
the zombies tralier for bo7 came out today
Wtf already
u got margot robbie tho and milly alcock
yep
it's a black ops game wdym 😭 ofc it's gonna have zombies
has zombies sure
doesn't mean it's gonna be good
Based
Ragebait? Bro I have my liquor and zaza
south australia all we got going for us is the same climate as SF and decriminalised bud
Deadass I cant keep buying cod I still only play the most recent MWIII
Decriminalized 💀 Fahk dude
bo6 zombies was actually a lot of fun as much as I hate to admit
True
it's fkn australia decrim is the best you'll get
Lmao yeah
I’d send you some Cali exotics but I fear customs would turn me into a eunuch
still it's like 10 a g MAX where i'm at
Mannnnn
IK dudes who buy seeds from med breeders for that tho
I can get dollar ounces at my dispo
ok fuck
We do some trolling
whoever that chill ass dude was i was writing on the wall with in the lobby n jus disconnected im ere
Distillate is like 40/cart or pod tho
I just wish we had extracts for that
Dude I recently got a rig
bud is cheap for top shelf but DOOKIE extracts are 100 a g
My homies got me one for my birthday so I finally know how to dab
I just make everything myself lmfao
Damnnnnn stizzy concentrates are like $40 each a gram
Based
if the cops catch me it's like a 400 aud fine for anything under 100g buds or 25/g extracts
If you can send me a tutorial on how to roll that would be sick
which like it is all perso use so I never go over
Mannnnn
That sucks ngl but also nobody is usually carrying over a hundred fucking grams even here in Cali unless you’re selling
anything over tho it's a raptor team at ur door at 5am
aaaaaaaah
I live in the AU equivalent of 213 park
it's semi warranted
we do wastewater analysis for drugs in aus n my suburb was meth capital on and off a couple years inna row
even when I've been pulled over the officers always seem happy to talk to someone with all their teeth
Ah I see
Lmaooooo damn
I’d rather deal with a pothead than a methhead tho
Probably cause I can relate to the first
hey in saying that the worst I've been pulled over for was going like 12 mph equivalent over
They’re not gonna be looking for you lmao
nah def not
Hey man maybe in like 100 years it’ll be legalized globally
I know ppl working at my local station they got bigger fish
Oh for sure
TBH tho my local cop shop is the most inept station ever
they make the police academy movies look like a doco
They have to break up kangaroo fights and cure spider bites instead
you joke but we actually get kangaroos roaming the streets where I'm at
you js stay away n it's fine but they do just chill in urban areas
it works out tho they're considered a pest legally so you can just eat them
do they get drunk and make huge football fan mobs when their favorite teams lose
one of the few legal reasons to own a gun is to hunt roos on ya property over here
That’s cool asf
in cronulla sure
you can get roo meat as easy as beef over here it's really good actually
lean gamey meat
Kangaroo is delicious
real shit
Great for burgers
this guy knows
Gday my fellow insomniac
I used to deliver dominos to this dude semi regularly a couple years ago in the hills who had a ton on his property
had to drive like I was in dirt rally around em all
That’s sick
I’ve wanted to visit Aus but I have a crippling fear of big spiders so idk
Yall have a ton of freaky ass animals
not when I'm learning to drive manual at the same time 😂
Oh hell naw 💀
aaaaah honestly
all the shit that's actually dangerous is small enough to ignore
Spiders are made out to be a bigger issue than what they are in aus
That’s fair
the shit that you'll see isn't actually dangerous
It’s always the smaller animals too
huntsman spiders r the HUGE ones you see the videos of and they're non venomous
they have a lotta casualties tho since they like to hide in cars n drop down at speed
we had a redback living in our garage for a year or so
she was chill she ate the mozzies
oh hell yeah
That's kinda tragic and funny for me
we haven't had a spider death from venom in like 20 years
all hospitals have a universal antivenom and you'll get seen within 5min for an unidentified bite
even for tourists
46 years actually
yeah it's a comically long time
snakes are a lil more dangerous but you can stomp on their head n it's a non issue
generally an hour or two
pre much all snake deaths are ppl on properties that take a day or so to leave
yeah it's pre much everywhere
and you get taught how to deal with snakes in primary school
spiders you can generally avoid easily
I'm scared of snakes, particularly Vipers.
first month in australia when I moved from the UK we had a king brown in the garden lmfao
just crushed the fucker's head with a boot heel
not an issue
the worst spider story is when I stepped onto a wolf spider after getting out the shower
she didn't even bite tho
just did the fuckin
spawn thing
I needa get licensed
I know a few dudes who do sport shooting
wait I have a target somewhere lemme find it
move to AMERICA 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾 instead
much easier
the last 3 flags LOL
LIBERIA STRONG
liberia and malaysia
do you mean louisiana
It doesn't matter where you are in Australia either, you can be bitten in the middle of nowhere, as long as you can call for help they'll get to you in time, if you're really far out they send the royal flying doctor service who will fly a helicopter out to get to you
sent to guns n gear channel
that was a 15m range with a hipower (after like 6 mid strengths)
god I love indonesia
yeah I live like 20min from an airport with a helipad n it's like every other day I see the heli
quieter than the fkn macgyver shit sapol uses
that shit's out chasing methheads daily
Hi maj
it's easier than you'd think
I shot an ef88 through cadets a good few years back
Oh FUCK NO
barefoot....
That would make me shit myself ngl
Naw
I’m fine with spiders
I've got a spider story
But when they start getting babies in my house hell nawh
redbacks r in the widow family but they're damn near harmless since their fangs are so small
Once I took out the washing
And a damn wolf spider just jumped out
Of the clothes
Fright of my life
A long time ago I was in the back of my uncle's car going down the highway and a huntsman climbed out of my shorts onto my knee
scariest australian animal is the emu ngl purely bc they're the dumbest cunts you'll ever meet and will run into your car almost intentionally
How do you not notice it there 
that's why they still have a steady death count to this day
imagine out the sun visor on the freeway
I honestly don't know, I was 8 at the time so details are a lil fuzzy
Thankfully biggest spiders England get are keyhole spiders and wolf spiders
But now tarantulas are in some parts of the country cuz they come over on boats etc
no you also have rock spiders, I remember saville and gary glitter
I believe they’re not native but like I said came over with the rest
true we also had harris
See the massive Brazilian one spotted near Oxford bro
Yeah it's better to catch spiders and release them outside, as terrifying as it is, it is the most peaceful option
nope
I don’t think it’s that one
Just some South American blue back with orange leg thing
They can be left alone till they start giving birth or crawling into me bed at 12 am
Huntsmans are great too, they love eating cockroaches
bug bomb once a year it's not an issue
winter is like batman's prep time
protien. yum
Fun fact: huntsmans are really fast, so fast that they don't make webs because they don't need them to catch bugs
Yeah
I think they're also the only non flying bug that's fast enough to catch cockroaches
Big and fast. Super spooky
Many ground dwelling spiders make no webs
Aswell as trapdoor spiders
And jumping spiders
I mean it's a tradeoff in adelaide for shit on the ground
And some tarantulas and the crab spiders
we get snakes and spiders but also native mushrooms
I’ve only seen a wild snake once
Once I was just walking in a bushy area and some grass snake or smth just darted across the path
you only have one actually venomous type over there right
We only have one native venomous
I haven't lived in the uk since 2011 or so
Yeah the adder of some kind
yep adder
I’ve never seen one or heard of any nearby
I’m so glad winter is coming so all the bugs can go back to hell where they belong
They’ll come into your house 
nah best chance of encountering one is go to alnwick gardens
Australia has 12 out of 15 of the worlds most dangerous snakes
I have ants coming in from the rain 
look at the poison garden gate
I love snakes ngl
Ik they don’t have black mambas
I’m way less scared of a rattler than a spider
Cuz they’re East African
we got the inland taipans tho
And the rattler is more dangerous
the #1
It’s cuz you can notice a snake quicker generally I suppose
Mambas the quickest but not most venomous
snakes are only really dangerous if U go into long grass
Or if it’s a black mamba
They just start darting at you and it’s so quick
brown snakes are like that too
Yeah just slower
Really they're only dangerous if you walk softly in long grass, if you stomp around they get the memo and bugger off
it's the method
Some have a bigger ego tho 
Those get the stomp then 

thats not wat kill bill taught me
Kill bill taught me that if I get a papercut I'll explode into a blood fountain
The idea of rabies is terrifying, I'm so glad it's not an issue in aus
oh for sure rabies is fucked
Absolutely wild that there's an animal that'll just squirt liquid fart at you
And usually the way to get rid of it is tomato paste or sum like that
That sounds too much like a lie so I'll take it as the truth
No its true
I'm sure it is, it's too absurd to not be
Kinda how vinegar is good for jellyfish stings
I think u meant pee
Pee has too much bacteria
But it works
If u have no vinegar its your best option
Cuz who carries vinegar to the beach
I thought the pee thing was a myth
No
Kinda yeah, I think most beaches near me have a reserve of vinegar at the lifeguard house
Flushing out the stingers can help
Tell that to bear grylls
Pee is for drinking only
?
Bear grylls
Who that
Bear Grylls is a madman. He extracted water out of animal poop and drank it 😭
Definitely very credible not at all misleading “survival” expert
Fun fact skunk smell doesn’t go away from tomato juice your nose just gets used to the smell by then
Famous wildlife dude who puts himself in extreme survival situations to justify his pee fetish
Lol bro is exposing
💀
No no
The government wants you to buy tomato juice
I don’t mind skunks cause I chuff darts
how come Moderators aren't appearing amongst the server members list?
Why u exposing
It’s a 50/50 on if I passed a guy smoking a doobie or I ran over a skunk
I've heard it smells like weed
The same chemical that skunks have in their spray is present in cannabis
Hence the smell
Well that's making sense
It smells like someone took a wet shit in the toilet
Right?
And didn't flush
Honestly fr
Sometimes there’s some dank kush my homies have that straight up smells like a public bathroom
What??
I can't wait to go spain for a week next month I'm gonna buy my self a nice cigar smoke on the roof
And gamble
Cuz I'm like that
That honestly sounds fire
If I can't gamble in vegas I might as well gamble in spain
I don’t smoke any tobacco or nicotine but a cigar sounds nice
Like after a nice hearty meal with a drink would be gas
Nah I used to smoke cigars at the casino that let's 18 year olds play
I just take one from my uncle
And usually when I bring it I win
You dont smoke a cigar like that tho you only smoke one if its like a occasion
Like your birthday
Or you got a casino trip planned
Vacation
Like a nice whisky or wine
Like 1 every 5-6 months
The Cuban method
You have one with a nice meal
But also yeah they’re usually for special occasions
Should I learn to roll and roll a fat ass blunt that looks like a cigar
Yk whats so bad tho my whole dad's side of my family admits it we are gamblers
Damnnnn lmao
Like every woman and man in my dad's side
Get this guy on the roulette table
All gamblers
My aunt tells me your getting to the point where your "genetics" kick in and you start turning into a gambler
Make snoop dogg proud
99% of them quit before winning big
Thats the best part
We haven't quit
We are due
😭
LMAO tell that to the casino
You guys obviously know Vegas right
There was a guy who basically made Vegas what Vegas should be
He's a Armenian guy his name is Kirk Kerkorian
My dad met him in the 2000s
aint no fking way RoN is dead rn. ccant find a single lobby to play in
Not gaming hours rn
Mostly sports betting
what time is it even
10:38AM
Whats the most u won
$500 on a $20 parlay. It was my first bet ever lol
But I usually bet small. Like $5 or $10
Rip
But the browns won
LIKE WTF
And u know that canelo Crawford fight
I got too scared to bet on crawford
So I didn't bet at all
Bro If I put 10 on Crawford I would've had 600 dollars
Thats why I dont hold back anymore
I've been dropping ten bucks every underdogs
Bro looll
Hi Sydney Sweeney
No kidding. That's a horrible strategy 😂
💀
Hell no
Im due
Actually ill call the hotline ask which one i should bet on
@gaunt holly
BASED
Everything on red
Ima do it rn online
100 dollars
I WON @narrow wadi
EASY 200
Gonna pocket that
And now we gonna go on prizepicks and put a 200 dollar 4 pick power play
💀
betting on wat colour shaboingboing hits the court?
wsp foo
when new music dropping
lemme dm sydney rq
wtf I thought you were Sydney Sweeney
Sydney Sweeney Plays Great Games
sydney sweeney has great taste in games
Nah nah Sydney Sweeney Has Great Taste
she isnt dating glen powell tho
fill in ur application
yea. its comng out the moment pigs can fly
Nah i want Megan fox she broke up with that mfer
get madison beer
next up, milly alcock
Hi
is it worth buying this game when its 24 on sale?
Nah bro if these female celebrities want a guy who they actually like why dont they go for regular normal guys 😭
preference transcends status
Wdym
because regular guys are alr classified as just fans
if u walk up to them and be like HI IM A HUGE FAN. automatically ur alr one level down
exactly
Nah I ain't like that tho
NO FUCKING WAY
Yu
great. mayb u hv a chance
💀
Who's the new CM
sydney sweeney
Good choice. No controversy
im more of a liltay kinda guy
Yeah officers this one right here
dude shes the ragebait before ragebait existed
therefore im a fan
I was just playing with a guy, game was going fine. Playing hide and seek so big gunfights. I don’t have visuals on this guy, so I don’t know exactly where he is. He comes towards me from the same direction that a bunch of enemies were pushing me from. I accidentally shot him once with a shotgun (not killing him), he immediately leaves the call, refusing to play more with me. [bruh]
ok
i'm glad that was just a gif and not a chinese virus
dont let ur guard down
Ready or nut
💔





Question: is the Kaminsky legend still valid when asking the devs/moderators about the next patch? 😬
so like, i was gone for a while, wtf happened
Idk. Game is game
there is no Kaminsky in RoN :)
Someone on TikTok said that Ready or Not is getting a live action movie. Is this true?
That’s a deep review of that famous Legend 🙂
thanks!
If so, I wanna play one of those motherfuckers running in circle picking up not secured evidence to start a shitshow aimbot delirium 😍
LMAO relatable
