💬general-discussion

[ashen estuary]

Hard B

Ik from experience
Hard E shows over my standard S

[mighty eagle]

may I kiss your feet

[limpid violet]

guys WHAT 😭😭

[ashen estuary]

[ashen estuary]

Oh hi
You played at all today?

[mighty eagle]

ur about me is certified freak we are definitely on the same page

[limpid violet]

hi ! no sadly, i’ve been in bed all day sickkk😭

[sharp vortex]

[limpid violet]

i ain’t a feet freak tho brother

[ashen estuary]

Ah, hope you feel better soon

[limpid violet]

thanks !! i’m gonna try and redownload it on my xbox later (it’s on my other xbox rn )

[rigid eagle]

oh ffs, and if i do s rank and then hard b, will i get cosmetics for both if they exist obviously?

[ashen estuary]

Oh nice

[ashen estuary]

Yeah, it’ll still log you as having the standard S

[mighty eagle]

it’s all the same thing 😭😭

[ashen estuary]

It just displays the highest difficulty you’ve completed it on, but it knows you’ve done standard S

[limpid violet]

i’m scared of you you feet freak

[mighty eagle]

put them in my face and u wont be🤤🤤

[limpid violet]

WHOAH WHAT WHAT WHAT WHOAH

no thank you 😭

[mighty eagle]

very reluctant no thank you😞😞

[limpid violet]

you’ll find someone that matches your freak some day trust me buddy

[lament bone]

I swear I'm going to wear out my "alt-F4" as if I didn't I would have to hire a criminals to be teammates for how much I die lol

[mighty eagle]

think that’s u😥

[limpid violet]

nah man i found someone who matches my freak already

plus you might too old for me ngl😭

[mighty eagle]

im 16

[tired lava]

they gotta add those rubber bullet launchers

[mighty eagle]

OHHH OFC U GOT A MAN OMDS

[tired lava]

erm this game isnt for you gang

[limpid violet]

yeah you’re a bit too old anyways

[mighty eagle]

13+ we gucci

[red jay]

Vollposting

[mighty eagle]

o damn ayo

nvm bruh u r young

[limpid violet]

yeah i’m like just over the game age limit 😭

[rigid eagle]

thx!

[tired lava]

this game is not pg 13 bro 💀

[mighty eagle]

THIS GAME WILL TRAUMATISE U

[limpid violet]

nah it’s okay fam i love this game

[mighty eagle]

IT IS

[mighty eagle]

same

[tired lava]

bro whats with the gaslighting

[mighty eagle]

what is it then 🙄

[tired lava]

18+ gangster

[limpid violet]

17+ hb…

or i think?

[tired lava]

which none of you are

[limpid violet]

awh well i still bought it so..

[mighty eagle]

we good

[limpid violet]

yo engineering is tuff

[mighty eagle]

@gaunt holly is that a no?!???

[tired lava]

thx

[vocal smelt]

are they going to make it so u can change ur keyboard binds on console if so do we know when

[rigid bone]

More console KBM support will be coming later

[limpid violet]

this might be a stupid question but i’m still gonna ask- if i have RoN bought on my xbox, i’ll be able to play it on pc too if i have the xbox app right?

[deft glen]

this is very hit or miss for most games. i have a lot of xbox games tied to my account but not all of them are playable on my xbox app on my pc. youd have to find somebody that has it on both as well or get lucky with google

[limpid violet]

ooo okay thank you !

[crude lake]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-khan-huge-announcement-announcement-huge-announce-gif-9928662735678473885

[deft glen]

also when i say "not all are playable" i just mean without buying them a second time as the "pc version", some games are "both" versions in one

probably obvious but im stupid

[agile wasp]

Meow

Meow

[limpid violet]

yeah, i get you!

[obtuse bear]

Does Mouse and Keyboard works on PS5 or Xbox with this game?

[rigid bone]

It works on Xbox, not PS5

[obtuse bear]

Saddly I'm on PS5.

Will they fix this?
I mean add this feature? Or just forget that? 😪

[runic aspen]

Yea

Kam said it’s coming

[gaunt holly]

[umbral grove]

I got humbled real fast

[agile wasp]

Skill issue

[umbral grove]

Bro i swear i did first try fucking hell

[rigid bone]

Well, it's not broken, we just didn't add it. Now we know how much people want it

[graceful notch]

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RON JUST A NEW PC OWNER LOOING FOR SOME INFO

BUT WHAT VPN IS GOOD TO USE NOT TRYING TO DO ANYTHING BAD JUST TRYING TO PROTECT MYSELF AND PC

CAN SOMEBODY HELP ME OUT???

[main torrent]

Hi people 👋🏻

Why there are so little police games

[serene stag]

Idk why?

[main torrent]

I think people just suck a lot and hate the police

[serene stag]

Oh i thought you were going to make a joke

[main torrent]

Cause I only find Battlefield Hardline and this game as HUGE police games

[serene stag]

What about ready or not? Wanna play with me if you're on p?S five

And you have a mic.

[main torrent]

I am bored, I do not want to play now. But either way, I play on steam

[azure plaza]

I'm asking once again, but has anyone been able to play online with friends on PC?

My game is stuck in limbo.

[frozen forum]

Thought this game was gonna be horrible Ngl after all the complaints in the server and reviews but this shit is great idk what people are on abt?

[gritty linden]

ppl r mad about graphical downgrade and censorship

which is both easily fixed. graphics got an upgrade already and the censorship can be turned off with mods

[frozen forum]

Ik but the graphics look fine and censorship isn't that much or bad

[frozen forum]

Absolutely loving this game

[gritty linden]

fr

[azure plaza]

I would love this game if I could host or join lobby's

[urban zinc]

I really like this game but the load times and friend system sucks thats the only thing I don't like we need a lobby join code system

[frozen forum]

Thats most games?

[gritty linden]

you need a join code for lobbies now?

[urban zinc]

Nah

[gritty linden]

well keep it that way

[urban zinc]

I said we NEED a code join system

[gritty linden]

also the load time is perfectly fine.

[urban zinc]

Not on Xbox s

[gritty linden]

compared to other games it loads thousands of textures and meshes VERY fast

be grateful for that

[urban zinc]

Honestly I've moved on to delta force because of the load times and glitches

[urban zinc]

If I could refund it I would

[gritty linden]

glitches are rare for me now

[urban zinc]

Every match i get one

[gritty linden]

like?

[limpid violet]

ugh so real it is so hard and laggy on my xbox

also yeah sometimes i have glitches on my xbox to the point where my friends are teleporting 😭

[gritty linden]

dude thats not a glitch

thats called high ping/latency

[limpid violet]

oh my bad man i don’t play that much

[urban zinc]

Xe sight broken all the time, shooting range broken, game crashes once out of 4 launches , takes 10 minutes to Authenticate,

[gritty linden]

its region to region is what caused latency

[limpid violet]

my fault g

[gritty linden]

okay that might just be your XBOX. as a pc player, we have the exact same version of the game and i have never experienced one of those issues

if that is the case then make a #1050535723087958156

[urban zinc]

Which is always 180+ ping

[urban zinc]

I have 4 systems dog and 2 internet service providers

[gritty linden]

thats not the game thats an issue with u or ur friend's ethernet but its sometimes something else

[urban zinc]

Its anyone I play with has 180+ and my isps are solid with everything else, all games but this one are fine my highest ping in any other game is 25ms at my worst ping

I really want this game to be at its best potential but the unuser friendliness has me playing other games now

[fallen relic]

So did the developers just leave us hanging on updates? There’s so many bugs especially with ai teammates connection issues in multiplayer and mic issues in multiplayer.

[near seal]

Police games require a more nonlethal approach which makes the genre of competitive fast paced shooters entirely pointless

And most people don't like tactical shooters

[fallen relic]

Or is it just taking them a while to iron everything out?

[sinful pilot]

how is it the games fault for you having bad ping/latency

[crisp basalt]

Probably no more updates till the next dlc drop, in a year

[fallen relic]

Shit there is so many bugs

[sinful pilot]

probably just hotfixes from now on

[kind rapids]

A poor backend due to the P2P logic can cause high ping.

[sinful pilot]

i play multiplayer with my friend all the time and i never had any lag issues

[gritty linden]

in fact after the LSS update my 1k+ ping went down to 20

the update fixed all of the multiplayer issues and yall r STILL complaining bro

[void dock]

anyone trying to join my game, need 2-3 people

[gritty linden]

#🔎looking-for-players

[lavish portal]

servers down for EU? cant start a private lobby

[humble sinew]

hii peopless

[silver raptor]

Maybe get a real console like PlayStation

[gritty linden]

Not the place for console wars

Both are good

[fickle loom]

dude where is the last suspect in twisted nerve. i legit searched everywhere. both house. the tunnels. attic, the full floor of both house, same with the 2nd floor and the perimiter of both

[gritty linden]

did you check the house that the tunnels lead to

[fickle loom]

the tunnels/

[silver raptor]

Something tells me you don’t have PlayStation…

[fickle loom]

yes both

[limpid violet]

i do not have the money for a ps rn dawg😭😭

[gritty linden]

Actually I do, and an XBOX. Both are good

[humble sinew]

hi gluboo

[gritty linden]

And also not the place for console wars

[limpid violet]

i got an xbox and a laptop and that’s it

[silver raptor]

Woooowwww

[limpid violet]

fr pls no

[gritty linden]

Your pronouns are swag / got a lot of it

[silver raptor]

Helo dimistriscu

[silver raptor]

What

[humble sinew]

how are you doing

[silver raptor]

I’m doing well how are you?

[humble sinew]

good just eating some dinner

[silver raptor]

Excellent!

[humble sinew]

did you eat any dinner yet

[wide apex]

Guys, i have some question

is the game worth to buy right now? i read many review on steam and they said that many bug are ruining the game

[silver raptor]

Yes, I ate Pizza. I wanted to make steak and lobster but my wife’s sister has come to visit and she doesn’t eat those foods.

[silver raptor]

I have question. Who’s zed?

[limpid violet]

yes, it’s probably the cheapest it’ll ever get to. the gameplay is amazing and it’s super fun if you like these type of games. the bugs kind of depend on your computer and such but it’s usually alright

[wide apex]

new member of server

[kind rapids]

If you two are always hosting it's to be expected you haven't met any issue. I've played with hundreds of different players and with some of them (even tho in the same country / region and good internet connection) I had from 180 to as high as 300 ping.. But it's pretty rare overall.

[limpid violet]

welcome welcome sir

gusy what should i eat for dinner

[wide apex]

Thank you for your suggestions.

[torn locust]

Yo, so I’m new to the game, and still pretty horse shit, I was wondering if I could get some pointers or maybe even help with getting S rank on twisted nerve.

[humble sinew]

oh ok cool what kind of pizza

[wide apex]

What type of food do you like? Asian or European?

[limpid violet]

that message scared me so bad i spilt my gatorade everywhere cuz my volume was all the way up😭

[gritty linden]

use shields
m32a1 flash launcher
TRPL is TRASH and should only be given to your AI

[silver raptor]

As it happens, I procured three cheese pizza for my sister in law and chicken bacon ranch pizza for yours truly

[limpid violet]

either!

[torn locust]

Alright, let me go to the locker rq

[fickle loom]

game wont let me host. create game button is broken

[gritty linden]

thats been a bug for weeks, look in #1050535723087958156 for potential fixes

[wide apex]

Great! How about some Asian food? I think sushi would be a good choice.

[limpid violet]

Ooo yeah thanks!’

i kinda just had NyQuil for dinner😭

[wide apex]

Oh no 😢 you should have some real food too!

[undone spindle]

Anybody got ready or not

[wide apex]

I am still in doubt

[sour silo]

wrong server bud

[errant grotto]

Howdy guys

[errant grotto]

Dad's about to buy it for me!

[humble sinew]

thats cool do you like pepperoni pizza

[agile wasp]

thats cool do you like pepperoni pizza

[real ridge]

my dad does NOT own Roblox!

[limpid violet]

had a bit of chinese my parents picked up awhile ago i didn’t know about

[limpid violet]

amazing sticker prez

[limpid violet]

yes

[agile wasp]

Meow

[sinful pilot]

Hii Johnny

[slate flame]

WAIT

IM SO FUCKING HAPPY IF I THINK WHAT I THINK THIS IS

Apparently battlefield six is going to be having native Steam support which hopefully means that I don’t have to install the EA app just to play it 🔥 🔥

[silver raptor]

Yes

[simple turret]

ron pc go crazy holy moly

[limpid violet]

hi guys

[frozen forum]

? I don't see what their is to be excited about it's just the ea app it ain't that bad

Plus I prefer using the ea app since I get rewards for challenges and can claim shit like gift cards

[humble sinew]

loll

[humble sinew]

yayyy

[slate flame]

Me personally? I don’t feel like having to install a separate application just to play video game…

I would like to keep my stuff on steam if I can

[frozen forum]

Have you heard of Ubisoft connect?

[slate flame]

Yeah

[agile wasp]

Hi

[frozen forum]

Exactly some of the biggest titles you need a second application plus considering every other battlefield needs to run through EA I don't think this will be any different tbh

The only thing thats a bitch about the EA to me is the settings are a joke to change

[slate flame]

Wdym?

I mean the native steam support stuff with benefit me on PC but I I’m probably gonna be sticking to the console platforms since I just been doing that with the battlefield series for sometime now

The 600+ PC settings. I don’t think it’s going to exactly affect me personally because of my platform choice but we’ll see.

[frozen forum]

Settings on the website or the app like changing colors buying shit it can be a hassle most of the time especially since I completely quit console so

[agile wasp]

I will eat my PC

[frozen forum]

👍

[agile wasp]

I wonder if I could use chocolate milk to cool my PC

[frozen forum]

Tbh I don't like console at all really

[agile wasp]

No, you cannot use chocolate milk to cool your PC, as it will spoil, curdle, and create a burning smell and mess on hot components, leading to severe damage. Instead of providing effective cooling, the heat from the PC would cause the milk to spoil and leave behind burnt, sticky residues that are impossible to clean.

[frozen forum]

Capping me out at 60 fps no mods on games sometimes horrible controls shit games it's just not really worth it anymore to me

[agile wasp]

Turns out I can’t use chocolate milk

[frozen forum]

Really???

[agile wasp]

According to Google no

[stray spire]

[frozen forum]

Google isn't really stopping you so

[agile wasp]

I should buy a very shit cheap PC that’s water cool and put chocolate milk in it

[humble sinew]

do you play call of dutyy

[stray spire]

Not anymore

[agile wasp]

Do you play cyberpunk?

[humble sinew]

noo

[errant grotto]

Same 😭

[humble sinew]

yeah cod has gone to shit anyway the new looks like ass fuck bo7

[slate flame]

I only played like a few games on it, including battlefield, mostly just because of ease of use

[humble sinew]

whats going on bubs

[agile wasp]

I will make you

[frozen forum]

I played Xbox for like 7 years and ps4 for like 3 so

Swapped to PC the start of this year been in love with it ever since

Their are a number of reasons why PC just is better especially with steam

When I first started I couldn't believe the fucking specials steam had up

[stray spire]

I just laugh cause the yearly cod thing was supposed to stop but getting a new cod annoucment not even after a year since the last one is wild haha

[brisk pecan]

Hotline Miami

[gaunt holly]

That's bc they're treating BO and MW as separate titles

[humble sinew]

yeah cod has gone to shit lol did you see bo7 by the way

[frosty crane]

DAWG THE DEALS ARE FIRE.

[stray spire]

That's dumb

[frosty crane]

MF BATTLEFIELD FOR 2.99

[stray spire]

Nah, I heard of it but I'm not gonna watch trailers for it

[frosty crane]

Ik its 2042 but like DUDE 2.99 FOR A BATTLEFIELD GAME

[frozen forum]

Ong though

[gaunt holly]

🤑

[frozen forum]

Already bought it for 2.99 like yesterday

[stray spire]

[slate flame]

It’s unreal 🔥 🗣️

[frozen forum]

Couldn't fucking believe it shit sometimes Ill be scrolling and find a 60$ for like 1.99 hell I even shed a tear sometimes

[cloud epoch]

even a devil may cry...

[frozen forum]

And gng we cannot leave out the steam summer and winter sales

[humble sinew]

it looks really bad

[frozen forum]

💯

Bo7 might be the biggest cod flop in history

[stray spire]

I wish every new cod game is a flop

[brisk pecan]

I like that pfp

[slate flame]

I was so moved by BO7 actually

I loved the Black ops seven trailer

[stray spire]

Thank you bro

[slate flame]

So so much… that I pre-ordered 5000 copies of BF 6

[agile wasp]

I’m going to eat you later

[slate flame]

y?

[agile wasp]

Because you deserve it

[stray spire]

Im not gonna touch BF6 😭😂

[agile wasp]

Dw battlefield will touch you

[slate flame]

y?

I mean, I have cautious optimism for the game. It’s looking really good, but you got to take it with a grain of salt because we’re coming off of 2042

[stray spire]

Honestly I've lost interest in PVP games

[agile wasp]

I think we need to kidnap you

[slate flame]

Actually? That’s vaild

[stray spire]

You're just a construct Johnny, not even the real Johnny Silverhand, I'm gonna take out the relic

[frosty crane]

Ive lost interest in most games, any good recs like a stardew valley or sum? I dont wanna do minecraft again

[cloud epoch]

hotline miami mentioned

[stray spire]

Inkshade, Slay the Spire, Balatro, Inscryption

[agile wasp]

Actually, I’m inside V head he will kidnap you

[cloud epoch]

do you know what mango this is?

[brisk pecan]

Hotline Miami is tuff

[frosty crane]

Any good horror?

[stray spire]

But yeah I just dont have any competative edge left in me

[slate flame]

You played any of the RE games?

[stray spire]

V won't stop me choom

[agile wasp]

Yes, he will He is him.

[slate flame]

I was playing through the OG RE 4 two or three years ago, but I messed up a save so I rage quit the entire game and I haven’t looked back since

[frosty crane]

No. I wont touch outlast cuz they profane the Bible

[green raptor]

Told you id end you johnny boy.

[slate flame]

ok

[agile wasp]

Well, you didn’t

[green raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-smasher-cyberpunk-cyberpunk-2077-live-reaction-smasher-reaction-gif-9150394556507483165

[agile wasp]

Embedded laugh at the user

[green raptor]

God damnit

[stray spire]

No 😭😭😭 most I play is phasmo

[stray spire]

He is not him, for I am I sam I am

[agile wasp]

Sam

[stray spire]

Sam

[robust palm]

is there any console players?

[frosty crane]

Phas has lost its feeling i did like 4-5 hours of it without dying

[agile wasp]

I ate them for sustenance

[frosty crane]

All professional rounds while carrying lvl 1s

DAWG PHAS IS SO LACK LUSTER NOW

[brisk pecan]

Favorite mission?

[agile wasp]

Never fade away

[brisk pecan]

Tuff

[agile wasp]

Ik

[stray spire]

Yeah well me and my friends probably play it the best, we dont play often and we refuse to go into minute details about ghosts to keep it scary

I personally dont underatand why people overplay it haha

[agile wasp]

Personally, I think we should have cyberpunk in ready or not. Let me go for cyber Psycho.

[frosty crane]

I have learned to much i go in hunting to win

[agile wasp]

I have a cracked collarbone skill issue

[stray spire]

I just play for fun, I dont care if we win or lose its fun getting scared and trying and always failing to outrun the ghost

[frosty crane]

Its so bad i know mylings before i see much else the only mylings ive have had give damn near 0 evidence

[frosty crane]

I love grabbing the tarots and luring low levels to play with em

"Here hold this doll"

[stray spire]

I only know the mimics gag is that it mimics other ghosts

We dont really find the cursed objects at all

[frosty crane]

I love using monkey paw

I spook em first with rain the i wish for activity

[stray spire]

I played with strangers for a bit but ultimately I didnt enjoy it, I felt like I was too much of a noob to help, or I was dealing with people who felt like all they ever did was watch streamers play and thought they were professionals

[frosty crane]

Ive had shit luck with oujis lately breaking on like the 1st or 2nd use

[frosty crane]

"Are you a youtuber" i got that line the other night as a ran screaming from the house

[coarse solar]

Just played for like 12 hours straight. Just opened a public game and it was just fun. Been a long time I had fun like this with a video game. Just boys trying to clear things as fast as they can without fucking up. Some would talk some would not and we just didnt care. Some would go and some more would join then. 9/10 (leaving on point because need more of this)

[outer folio]

Not tuff

[stray spire]

I wish there was more casuals like me, I would consider hopping into random lobbies again

[frosty crane]

Some are, i run it casually and sometimes i just grind for cash

The new sound recorder stuff and grafton house rework is cool

[stray spire]

I like the rework, I have troubles with the sound recorder

I hate how they changed photos tho 😭 I just want a million pictures of salt

[brisk pecan]

I might watch jarhead

[lone quest]

Very good movie

[brisk pecan]

Exactly

[stray spire]

Never heard of it

[lone quest]

Warfare also rlly good

[brisk pecan]

Bro you gotta watch it

[brisk pecan]

I watched that, pretty good

[stray spire]

Oh?

[frozen forum]

Type shit

I was kinda surprised tbh at how many people complain abt ron very off topic but I had to bring it up

[sinful pilot]

ahh you released the copium gas

[frozen forum]

Nein

[frozen forum]

[sinful pilot]

bros status is so tuff

[brisk pecan]

Exactly

[sinful pilot]

what about tomboys

girls that are masculine

[brisk pecan]

I’m not tryna get man handled

But what is it like?

[frozen forum]

Smash

[brisk pecan]

I like both

[frosty crane]

I LIKED MY SALT PHOTOS

[sinful pilot]

real?!

[brisk pecan]

But I gotta go with femboys

[frozen forum]

Saw the word femboy immediately got hard

[frosty crane]

face the wall

[brisk pecan]

Lowk crazy but I’m not judging

[frozen forum]

[stray spire]

Worst change in the updates fr fr

[sinful pilot]

TOC kill him

[brisk pecan]

Would you play twisted nerve or cuddle with a femboy?

[frosty crane]

the recording stuff is hit or miss half the time my camera picks up shit i didnt see. I saw the word "mist form" and was confused because i had never seen it

[frosty crane]

Twisted nerve wasnt that bad ill take it

[sinful pilot]

id rather do anything than deal with The Hand

[stray spire]

Brotha wha

[cloud epoch]

you're in my way sir.

[brisk pecan]

Idk check my status

[stray spire]

We must be better

[frosty crane]

I need you to move chief

[cloud epoch]

you're in my spot.

[sinful pilot]

Need you to slide over

[stray spire]

Believe it or not playa...12 gauge slug to the dome

[cloud epoch]

gonna move?

[frosty crane]

Ive executed ai for not moving

[frosty crane]

Dawg we are being sprayed with 7.62 MOVE THE FUCK OUT THE WAY

[brisk pecan]

What’s ur favorite item?

[stray spire]

Dont blame you

[sinful pilot]

They’ve been getting stuck and i had to use the move to or fall in to unstuck them

[stray spire]

Havent gotten to fully try it all out yet

[brisk pecan]

My favorite game is hotline Miami

[frosty crane]

That seems to work other times im in to much of a panic trying to get out of fire and just let a couple rounds rip

[frosty crane]

Its kinda cool they gave cameras more of a use than just orbs and dots

[sinful pilot]

ballistic shield go brrr

[brisk pecan]

https://tenor.com/view/сэр-да-сэр-твой-папаша-гнида-служил-во-вьетнаме-сэр-нет-сэр-gif-17794183496421397763

[frosty crane]

I DO RUN IT

Its evidently not enough to have 14 enemies on the map i have 4 that follow me around and body block

[sinful pilot]

ballistic shield + low ready = speed

[sinful pilot]

i tanked a whole damn mag from a guard in VOTD soo id say it’s pretty good

[lone quest]

Wat wrong with femboys

[sinful pilot]

nothin bro

[lone quest]

[vernal drift]

Alvin

[vernal drift]

Alvin

[spark heath]

were mods removed from ready or not?

[vernal drift]

🤨

[sinful pilot]

No? where did you hear such a thing

[agile wasp]

You literally play among us be quiet

[lavish niche]

IN THE BIG 25?! OH HELL NAH

[fickle loom]

What keyhind is the default for tilting ur gun? Like sideways aiming and shooting

[agile wasp]

4,781 rn PC cyberpunk 34,288

Cyberpunk has more current players in my entire fucking city

My town 20,518 people are im still single

[frigid shale]

O

[fickle loom]

Why do I have so much ping in public lobbies? I am in na servers and it's not my wifi

[grizzled schooner]

Heyy

[frigid shale]

Host wifi

[grizzled schooner]

Im new to RoN

Have one good Tips for me?

[frigid shale]

Osw 5.56 laser and tilt

[grizzled schooner]

What isbOsw 5.56 laser

[fickle loom]

Last question, why won't it let me create a game?. I have the region specified and the difficulty set yet it does nothing

[agile wasp]

Play cyberpunk

[grizzled schooner]

No i Like RoN

[agile wasp]

I’m going to throw Colgate Plex fresh mint mouthwash you

[pure siren]

😭

[frigid shale]

I dont make public servers i play private so idrk sorry

[grizzled schooner]

🙁

[agile wasp]

In fairness, it’s literally the first thing that’s all when I was brushing my teeth I thought that would be a good joke

[grizzled schooner]

So does really one have good Tips?

[frigid shale]

What i said beforr

[grizzled schooner]

Hm ok

[frigid shale]

Sa-58 osw gun, normal laser and tilt ur gun

[grizzled schooner]

But i dont have the laser yet or?

[frigid shale]

You start with laser

[grizzled schooner]

So i mean i dont have all weapons

[frigid shale]

U start with every weapon

[agile wasp]

Skill issue

[grizzled schooner]

Oh

[agile wasp]

I feel like we need to beat you with several watermelons for being a Noob

[grizzled schooner]

💀

[agile wasp]

Johnny supports beating people with watermelons for not knowing games

[grizzled schooner]

But why watermelons

[agile wasp]

Well, if I say I’m going to beat you possibly be timed out, but if I say I’m going to be with watermelons, it’s funny

[frigid shale]

Because bills fans are mentally immature lol

[zinc trail]

johnny, stop terrorizing civilians

[grizzled schooner]

Thanks

[agile wasp]

Yes

[upbeat dragon]

i do fear that this is the coolest message ive seen all year

[agile wasp]

We are mentally disturbed actually get it correct

[zinc trail]

okay mr construct

[frigid shale]

38-0 to the bears is worthy of demotion

[agile wasp]

Actually, I am from the ending where I take over his body

[outer folio]

sybau

[grizzled schooner]

Why was I bombed by Arabs?

[zinc trail]

*she

[frigid shale]

Neon tomb?

[agile wasp]

Is this the part where we kiss?

[vernal drift]

Alvin

[outer folio]

yes

[grizzled schooner]

?

[agile wasp]

I mean, you are incredibly handsome, so I’ll take you up on that offer

[upbeat dragon]

i have tears in my eyes, thank you alvin

[frigid shale]

What mission?

[grizzled schooner]

They plant bombs ig

[grizzled schooner]

Hospital

[frigid shale]

Ah. Yea. Not fun mission. How are you playing that as a new player tho?

[sinful pilot]

probably quick play

[vernal drift]

Alvin 😁

[grizzled schooner]

Idk but in every room is a Arab Person who wants to Bombe me

But Very realistic

[agile wasp]

Simon is better

[frigid shale]

What yall know about simone

[upbeat dragon]

dont diss alvin he's cool

[agile wasp]

He’s voiced by sexy Matthew Gray Gubler

[grizzled schooner]

Alvin is my fav Character

[upbeat dragon]

thank you

[vernal drift]

I’ve skinned Simon

[grizzled schooner]

💀

Chill alvin

[agile wasp]

Dw I will eat you

[upbeat dragon]

alvin when can we see a remake of the alvin and the chipmunks game for the wii

[vernal drift]

We won’t

[agile wasp]

I really should watch age of Ultron at some point today

[frigid shale]

Alvin when will we see you make an appearance in fortnite

[grizzled schooner]

I Play an other Mission

[outer folio]

😛

[upbeat dragon]

wheres my rope its so over wdym they arent remaking the hit classic, alvin and the chipmunks for the wii

[vernal drift]

I’m already in Fortnite

[stray spire]

Im still in disbelief we got 4 alvin and the chipmun movies 😭

[dapper raven]

Deadass this AI is braindead

[upbeat dragon]

that was my FAVOURITE game ever made

[grizzled schooner]

How is the one Mission namend?

Theres a Store And idk

[agile wasp]

Yes, but I have an entire game dedicated to myself so fuck you I am better

[frigid shale]

Bro is NOT an officer 😭

[outer folio]

No shit

[frigid shale]

Thank u come again

[vernal drift]

I’m going to eat ur toes and deep fry the loose skin on your heel

[grizzled schooner]

Is that Really the name of the Mission?

[frigid shale]

Yes

[agile wasp]

Yeah, but can you leave my tattoos there?

[grizzled schooner]

OK cool thank you

[vernal drift]

Will do

[upbeat dragon]

coming from side mc btw

[outer folio]

@agile wasp can i eat it

[agile wasp]

According to Jeffrey Dahmer, he didn’t eat people with tattoos because the skin tasted off or was it weird? I don’t fucking remember.

[vernal drift]

The ink adds a bitter taste

[agile wasp]

Well, I do have like 60% of my body covered and tattoo so good luck I guess

[vernal drift]

I like the bitterness

[dapper raven]

Bro I thought they were js bugging for a second but they deadass all died trying to do non lethal 23 megabytes

Like what the fuck bro

[outer folio]

Eat the 40

[agile wasp]

Mate, all the past alcohol I’ve had and other substances my skin will fucking taste disgusting

[outer folio]

When you ink every part of your body except your meat

[crude dust]

AI just ain't built for the non lethal life

[agile wasp]

Well, if you’re going to eat, can you like let me know like five weeks in advance so I can continue watching Marvel?

[outer folio]

2 weeks

[vernal drift]

I’m killing Theodore tonight

[agile wasp]

5

[lone quest]

Finish marvel we got Ron to play

[outer folio]

hi pookie

[crude dust]

Life must be really boring if you scheduling when someone gonna kill you

[outer folio]

Or else we fuck you up again

[crude dust]

I shot a suspect, and another, cause they spooked me

am I a good officer TOC?

[agile wasp]

I am literally a construct inside of a persons head

[lone quest]

The best in the department

[agile wasp]

Last time we played you shot us civilian six times then teabag them

[vernal drift]

Wait when are they adding Alvin to ready or not

[lone quest]

[crude dust]

Pretty good argument, to bad I'm a horse

[lone quest]

We have never played together 💔

Unless we have an im just a 4head

[crude dust]

I get A rank on every mission though ❤️

[agile wasp]

Eh close enough

[lone quest]

The most based in the department

[outer folio]

@lone quest @agile wasp going to be free in 3 h

[agile wasp]

Two hours 21 minutes for age of Ultron maybe

[dapper raven]

😔 i need to play multiplayer but i got no mic

actually cooked asf

[outer folio]

You be blowing zaza

[lone quest]

Dont divorce me but I am not home tonight

The bushes call for me

[agile wasp]

I would like to play, but I have to hide in my ex-girlfriend’s bush it’s secretly my home

Wait, I’m Australian. I’m pretty sure we don’t have bushes at the front of our houses.

[lone quest]

Where do u think I am

[agile wasp]

I don’t know, taking over Gaza

[crude dust]

I literally use my Arma gear so yup yup

[lone quest]

Why would I do that

[agile wasp]

Why not you own an entire country?

[lone quest]

I do???

[crude dust]

I should coup Canada

[agile wasp]

Yes in the year 2069

[lone quest]

What country do i own

[grizzled schooner]

Does anyone Here speak German?

[agile wasp]

Mesopotamia

[pure siren]

baguette

[grizzled schooner]

Baguette is france

[agile wasp]

Where the fuck did I get Mesopotamia from?

[crude dust]

uhm, sausage

[lone quest]

Why

[pure siren]

idk german

[agile wasp]

Mate, I have no idea why I said Mesopotamia. I don’t even know where the fucking country is or if it’s even real.

[crude dust]

Why not have it bro!?

[grizzled schooner]

Thats from Japan ig

[grizzled schooner]

Can i teach you ?

[crude dust]

Excuse me?

[lone quest]

If I were to own a country it would be Slovakia

[agile wasp]

According to Google, it’s a part of Iraq

[pure siren]

idk

[grizzled schooner]

Okay say Kobold fass

[pure siren]

wha

[crude dust]

I was gonna make a bomb Iran joke but it's Iraq so ig another war in the middle east is in order

[agile wasp]

I’ll teach you Australian Cunt move out of the fucking way you dumb Cunt the speed limit is fucking 40

[pure siren]

better

[agile wasp]

🇦🇺🦘🐨

[sinful pilot]

[agile wasp]

Being Australian is like 40% of my personality the other half is being Johnny

[crude dust]

I can only read this in the voice of a drunk and angry British man

[grizzled schooner]

Yes

[sinful pilot]

im so eepy

i barely slept for 2 days now

[pure siren]

how are u alive

[crude dust]

Research yo foods

[lone quest]

Nah a British would be like
Wot u says bloke n blimey that chav drivin da speed limm't to skewl

[grizzled schooner]

I just sleep this night Bro

[agile wasp]

They r capping

[crude dust]

English mate?

[grizzled schooner]

Why

[pure siren]

because food

[sinful pilot]

i eat food and drink water

[grizzled schooner]

Ah okay i understand

[crude dust]

Sausage is a pretty German thing

[pure siren]

crazy

[agile wasp]

In fairness, I haven’t drank water in like four days

[crude dust]

Omg same bestie!

[sinful pilot]

no thats a Frankfurt

[agile wasp]

I need drinks and coffee count is water 💧

[grizzled schooner]

Idk what sausage means but okay

Oh you mean Würstchen

[crude dust]

Gave me ptsd of r6

I just quit that for ready or not

[pure siren]

need me some frankfurts now

[agile wasp]

Energy drinks and coffee counters water yes this is correct

[grizzled schooner]

R6 Looks Like ron

[sinful pilot]

fuck i feel tired but im not sleeping

[lone quest]

What kind of energy drink

[crude dust]

I play RoN like R6

[agile wasp]

Why the fuck do we have nine servers in common are you secretly my evil twin

[pure siren]

valid

[grizzled schooner]

Bri what

[crude dust]

AIs never see the my quick peak prefire on em

[pure siren]

idk i mean i played cyberpunk if that counts

[agile wasp]

No, we literally have nine servers in common. We’re in nine common servers.

[pure siren]

idk

WHY IS IT 10 WHOLE SECONDS

[sinful pilot]

Who would win in a fist fight: Judge or John Wick

[agile wasp]

Larry

[crude dust]

Judge would win cause Judge

[sinful pilot]

Sally Face reference

[agile wasp]

I’m going to kidnap you and make you watch Larry Memes

[pure siren]

😭 yeah judge is gone vro

[crude dust]

Judge came with pepper balls

[sinful pilot]

no but chat think about it

[agile wasp]

Anyway, I’m gonna stop procrastinating and watch age of Ultron

[sinful pilot]

see ya later choom

[pure siren]

THERE'S NOTHING TO THINK ABOUT JUDGE IS GONNA GET MERKED

[crude dust]

bye bye Johnny boy

[crude dust]

There is

cause like, shotgun the door, flashbang, detain John Wick, so shrimple

[pure siren]

😭 💀 ✌️

[crude dust]

Works every time🙏

[sinful pilot]

nah John Wick would win if he had prep time

[pure siren]

i'll work you bro

[crude dust]

I'm a bro you bro

[pure siren]

what does that even mean.

"i'll bro you bro"

[crude dust]

I'll bro you bro 💯

[pure siren]

😫

[crude dust]

woah buddy o' pal o' chum o' bro

[pure siren]

😩

[rugged schooner]

...

[crude dust]

now I'M uncomfortable

[pure siren]

good

[crude dust]

did you think I was fr?

[pure siren]

idk

[crude dust]

you do

[slate flame]

Are…

Did people not expect BF 6 to NOT have a battlepass?

it was clearly shown in the Phantom edition rewards page

AND, this is a shooter in 2025. How did you not expect this game to have a battle pass

[crude dust]

I want my helldivers and RoN battle passes NOW!

I wonder if RoN brain rot exists

[slate flame]

Well

I should be phrase my words, and say that this is what you expect of a AAA dev

[pure siren]

if you're going to have a battle pass there should also be good free multiplayer progression.

Not one or the other

[slate flame]

The battle pass is probably gonna be cosmetic only like they did in bf 2042? Idk lol

[pure siren]

give it a few months

[slate flame]

eh

[crude dust]

No it's what I expect of Ubisoft, Activision, EA (and everything connected to them) and probably Take 2 interactive

[slate flame]

Wups

[crude dust]

I don't buy em tbh

[slate flame]

Wait, they are AAA developers/publishers at the very least

[crude dust]

I bought RoN cause I genuinely want a game that's good

[slate flame]

So my words still kind of stand, but EA & Activision r technically publishers, NOT devs rlly

[crude dust]

Take 2 is a LITERAL AAAA game publisher compared to wannabe Ubisoft

[cloud epoch]

can we get femboys in ready or not

[crude dust]

They own GTA vro

[pure siren]

it's so over

[slate flame]

ik

But yeah, I don’t understand why people didn’t read the fine print of the Phantom edition of BF 6

[crude dust]

People want a Dice game, NOT a EA game

[slate flame]

he got people saying that they regret pre-ordering the game because of that shit

I’m gonna sound slightly mean here, but… do people just read what’s in these additions?

[slate flame]

Yeah, no shit

It’s just you got to remember that dice is still with by EA so you got to expect some sort of slimy stuff to be in the game

[crude dust]

People WANT what they got as kids, SHAREHOLDERS want MONEY, so we must make SOME sacrifices to get what WE the people want.

[cloud epoch]

im gonna make a tactical shooter but with femboys and get rich

[slate flame]

Overall?

I’m “cautiously optimistic” for the game

[crude dust]

I'm doing everything but training at this point

[slate flame]

Wdym? The shareholders going to sacrifice money so we can have a great experience?

Actually valid

[crude dust]

We have to sacrifice our expectations for their wallets

[slate flame]

ohh ok

[crude dust]

It's usually the developers who sacrifice their time for us

[gaunt holly]

People keep buying their games tho

[slate flame]

Like I said a few seconds ago, I’m “cautiously optimistic” for BF 6 and I think it’s probably the best way to go about it

I’m not completely blinded and that the game is gonna save battlefield or whatever but I’m also not one of those negative Nancy’s shitting on the game

[crude dust]

They put time into something, makes it FUN. We buy it as people wanting FUN, big games ain't FUN no more

[gaunt holly]

Maybe the age of gaming is coming to an end

[slate flame]

eh

If I anything? I expect another video game crash, to reset the industry if that ever happens. and that is definitely gonna be interesting sight to see

[crude dust]

It's the .com bubble crash all over again

cause stuff like COD is saying their to big to fail

and I've seen some gems from game studios

[slate flame]

Doom the dark ages was heat tmk

[cloud epoch]

they're*

[crude dust]

Is mostly just Asian or small American companies left who actually make good games now

[crude dust]

how dare you

[gaunt holly]

So gaming really is ending huh

[cloud epoch]

haha

[pure siren]

ye

[slate flame]

MAJOR titles & overall, the AAA industry is showing cracks and they’re really in the gutter right now

Indie probably gonna be saving the industry to be honest

[crude dust]

No, it's the fact major game studios are creatively bankrupt and are using old stuff to make new stuff while the indie game market is making a bigger and bigger stake in the market compared to major publishers and game producers

Like BO7

and BF6

[slate flame]

Tough pill to swallow for some people, but BF 6 it seems like they’re gonna be banking a bit too hard into saying that oh we are taking the best stuff from battlefield three and four and just pushing that

[crude dust]

It's a nostalgia grab or just straight up back to square one

[slate flame]

As disgusting as this sounds to some people, I’m excited for BF 6

[crude dust]

I'm not excited for any new games

[slate flame]

Cautiously optimistic so I’m not expecting anything grand but I at least hope it won’t be dog shit

[crude dust]

Even GTA6 whenever I grew up on GTA5

[slate flame]

The industry is THAT cooked?

Jesus

[gaunt holly]

What new games? They're all old titles

[pure siren]

BF6 flops ea is actually going under so i think they are locked in

though who knows

[crude dust]

Prices, no new concepts, or everything being mediocre

[slate flame]

I could sniff’s BO7’s plot instantly

[frosty crane]

Its cuz they went for cash instead of game

Im waiting for gta6 dawg

[gaunt holly]

Nobody playing cod for the story lmao

[frosty crane]

GIVE ME MC CONTENT

[cloud epoch]

give me femboys

[pure siren]

no

[slate flame]

People sometime during the 2000 or 2010s realized gaming wasn’t just a nerd hobby anymore

[crude dust]

Like I used to love Payday new devs destroyed it, I used to love minecraft, it got boring, I used to love gta, turned into a rat race, I used to love cod, turned into $60 usd for a game full of sweats and tryhards

[slate flame]

The suits realized that it could make more money than fucking Hollywood

[pure siren]

preach

[slate flame]

it all went downhill from there

[crude dust]

Everything is just getting stale

[pure siren]

yep

[golden laurel]

is this game free

[pure siren]

no

[crude dust]

no, unfortunately you gotta pay for peak police brutally

[frosty crane]

Wuh

[slate flame]

YOU WILL PAY 50 (or 70 for the deluxe edition) BONES AND U WILL LIKE IT

it’s actually on sale rn

[gaunt holly]

We've had halo, cod, bf, gta, forza, 2k, madden, red dead and more for 20 years now

[pure siren]

😭

[slate flame]

Yeah, you’re going to run out of steam eventually

These companies just became too big for their britches

[pure siren]

guys is it over

[slate flame]

guys

[pure siren]

syug

[slate flame]

I have an ideas for a video game that will… idk if it will translate well in its current state

but it’s an ambitious plot💕

[pure siren]

out with it then

[slate flame]

wut

[crude dust]

Halo got shot outback, cod is a cow that's giving nothing but powdered milk, bf is literally just turned back into bf1, gta has become so bloated and boring that they've added legitimate business, forza is literally just the same car game with new graphics and cars every time, 2k is just new players and more nose hairs rendered each year, madden is literally just fantasy football, red dead is literally dead, and to add to this, Need for Speed is literally entirely bankrupt creatively, games like Apex, Fortnite, and their other battle royal games turned into sweats, cheaters, and random people from Asia, while something like minecraft turned so stiff from age Microsoft is advertising bedrock add-ons on official social media accounts.

[slate flame]

man

We should all quit gaming and get jobs

[pure siren]

so basically it's joeover

[crude dust]

Look around and see that we stand on a pile off bodies topped by helldivers, cause that game doesn't die

[crude dust]

There's some successful games in the industry

UNFORTUNATELY most of them are anime themed or by Chinese companies

[dapper raven]

im gonna try doing nonlethal myself

[crude dust]

Look at stuff like Delta Force that recently ported to PS or any of the games like zenless zone zero. We're in that era where new things are successful and the old men are dying of old age

[gaunt holly]

It's getting harder to deny that League of Legends is truly the GOAT game

[crude dust]

It literally the fact that most big games have over used their founding concepts and now the very foundations of alot of Tripple A company's are sinking (the architect's dream and engineer's nightmare)

[slate flame]

NO…. DONT SAY THAT

[gaunt holly]

15 years strong and still evolving

[slate flame]

GUH

[crude dust]

It's a simple concept with alot of nerds

[gaunt holly]

Actually more than 15 if you count the alpha and beta

[lament bone]

By that metric so is Star Citizen

[gaunt holly]

League is still huge tho

[outer folio]

👍

[crude dust]

Many games are still

[gaunt holly]

League has been a top 5 game ever since it game out

With player population that is

[crude dust]

Most triple A studios are gonna have to use certain titles as massive crutches

[lavish niche]

Despite being memed to death where people has no life and goal would play it, it's still considered the biggest game to this day. It's probably older than Counter Strike and Team Fortress

[slate flame]

Star Citizen is a fucking scam

I’m constantly wishing for the downfall of Chris Roberts 🙏

[pure siren]

👍

[slate flame]

Very interesting story that I’ve gotten a bit into

[gaunt holly]

Nah CS and TF came well before League

[slate flame]

Chris Robert’s shouldn’t be trusted with any type of project man atp

[gaunt holly]

League started around 2009

[lavish niche]

I think TF2 came before

[slate flame]

Have you heard of his freelancer game?

[gaunt holly]

CS was around since the 90's

[crude dust]

There's also a elephant in the gaming room here

[slate flame]

Microsoft kicked him off of his own game because he was so ass with deadlines and managing money

[lavish niche]

But people noticed it more with CS 1.6

[crude dust]

-# Roblox...

[gaunt holly]

Shout out to Starcraft tho. Not even sweats to keep it alive

[lavish niche]

But more popular with Global Offense

[crude dust]

Must be a fire game

[slate flame]

I’m of the full belief that Star Citizen is going to fall

[crude dust]

I gotta go sleep

[lavish niche]

It seems that we now shame people who play Roblox as we know with their business practices...

[crude dust]

Thing is, the game fundamentals are fine, it's all upper management and the heads of the company

[slate flame]

Or at the very least, Star Citizen NEEDS an entire different organization to run the game because Chris Roberts is just

I do not trust him… his past issues with movie fraud with the German government and his freelancer project you know that… he is a person that I don’t think you can trust all that much

[crude dust]

Not everything can have a No Man's Sky redemption

[lavish niche]

We just need a different CEO to make Roblox more of an actual game engine that people can take advantage of, and removing the dating thing cuz either way dating apps does make relationship expectations a lot worse

[outer folio]

Life is roblox

[lavish niche]

But I ain't gonna pull a chick with Roblox 😭

[slate flame]

Yes, sorry for exploding when I heard the name star citizen lol

[crude dust]

I did, twice

[lavish niche]

Let me guess... old men?

[crude dust]

Nah, old Russian women

[slate flame]

Chris Roberts… I’m praying for his downfall 🙏

[lavish niche]

Old like Babushka?

[outer folio]

You be pulling dti girls

[crude dust]

Aged like wine still

[lavish niche]

dti?

[slate flame]

wow

[outer folio]

Dress to impress

[lavish niche]

Oh fuck no

[crude dust]

Unfortunately I'm pretty much taken by irl women

[lavish niche]

They're either trollers or legit dumbasses

[crude dust]

I gotta go sleep that one off

[lavish niche]

If I feel hella down, imma join the police force

I wanna do my own ironman mode

[outer folio]

Or both

[crude dust]

I think you should join the Chicago pd

[lavish niche]

Fuck it we ball

[gaunt holly]

You'll basically be a discord mod. But irl

[crude dust]

Welcome to the Mafia

[junior basin]

Just got into a verbal altercation with my dominative eboy

[lavish niche]

wtf

[lavish niche]

But I want to develop terrible mental illness once I retire or resign due to injuries!!!

While also being able to use my gun at least twice in my decades worth of work!

[junior basin]

@iron crane

[bold iris]

Hello

[formal elm]

Hi

[junior basin]

Hello

Nothing u

Same

[agile wasp]

Same

[outer folio]

Same

[agile wasp]

Same

[fast meadow]

Is their any way that we can get a prison riot level

[outer folio]

Same

[dense python]

ready

[agile wasp]

I have decided my next tattoo after this one is a Captain America shield

[outer folio]

Yes yes

[agile wasp]

I found a realism artist that does great work

[lavish niche]

Bro everyone is asleep

[pure siren]

nope

[lavish niche]

Ofc you're awake

[pure siren]

what's that supposed to mean

[lavish niche]

your flag

[frigid shale]

Is this racial

[lavish niche]

How the fuck is that being racist if I see his flag as his username?

[frigid shale]

Js guessing twin

[lavish niche]

You need to know the difference on asking a question and outright being racist

[frigid shale]

Was more a so ironic but alright bud

[lavish niche]

I hope an animal is on your toilet again

[pure siren]

oof

[frigid shale]

I hope your pillow is warm

[pure siren]

ouch

[lavish niche]

It's getting colder here so sure

[frigid shale]

I hope your charger only works at one awkward angle

[lavish niche]

I hope you are actually upside down

And also hope your beer is bitter

[frigid shale]

I hope your next microwavable meal is frozen in the middle

[pure siren]

guys guys calm down you're both beautiful

[lavish niche]

shut up

[pure siren]

😭

[inland rose]

how did a suspext w a knife tank a shotgun round to the chest

[lavish niche]

I also hope your damn jelly thing expired TODAY!

[frigid shale]

I hope the TV remote is always on the other side of the room.

[lavish niche]

Exactly

[inland rose]

HOW DID I DIE TO A KNIFE WHEN I SHOT HIM W A 12 GAUGE SLUG

[pure siren]

tf did i do gng

[lavish niche]

If he's a meth head, it's real

[frigid shale]

I hope the next time you wash your favorite hoodie the drawstring gets sucked into the hole

[inland rose]

a s h o t g u n t o t h e c h e s t ?

[pure siren]

mean

[frigid shale]

You'll be surprised what drugs can do

[lavish niche]

mhm. You will learn what meth does to a man or woman

[pure siren]

or woman

hah

[inland rose]

bro i shot him upper chest with a shotgun

[lavish niche]

Put another one

[inland rose]

how do u tabk a 12 gauge

[frigid shale]

Have you ever seen zombieland the movie

[lavish niche]

If one is not enough, do it again. It's not that complicated come on

[pure siren]

he's said meth 80 times now

[inland rose]

I DIED TO HIM

[simple cobalt]

Were you using slugs instead of buckshot

[lavish niche]

Even a European who has no idea what guns are will know that you need to shoot more to make them dead!

[frigid shale]

Just double tap. Rule #2

[inland rose]

2 SHOTGUN SHELLS TO THE CHEST WITH BUCKSHOT

[lavish niche]

what's the difficulty?

[pure siren]

don't forget the side shambling

[inland rose]

hard mode on stolen valor

[lavish niche]

Hard mode gives suspects more HP

Should've gone for the head

[inland rose]

doesnt make sense how a suspect w no vest or anything tank a M1014…

[frigid shale]

How long did valley take u for hard S

[inland rose]

ik u didnt ask me but valley of the dolls took me like 32 attempts, its apparently my favorite mission in my career stats

[lavish niche]

First actual try, it was a 2 man thing but we got one more person and it took about 17 attempts in total so about...

2 hours

But when I did it again with other folks, I got it first try cuz I been doing other missions way before

[frigid shale]

It depends who u play with honestly

[inland rose]

how long did it take u to do greased palms @lavish niche

[frigid shale]

If u play with total knobheads like I do you tend to spend 4 days on one mission even tho u jave already done it on hard s 😭

[lavish niche]

No it's more like I tried to establish my ability with M32A1 as it was my first time using it

I can clear an entire floor myself just fine

[frigid shale]

Non lethal?

[lavish niche]

Yep

[frigid shale]

Beanbag shotgun no?

[inland rose]

greased palms s rsnk hard mode was my nightmare

[frigid shale]

3rd try

[lavish niche]

Greased Palm took like 2 days. But we got it. Hell I got hella lucky doing it again for someone and did it 3rd try

[inland rose]

how in the fuck

it took me like almost a WEEK doing it solo..

[frigid shale]

My watch gave me a high sound alert lmaoo

[inland rose]

lucky you, im deaf so i cant get audio cues

[lavish niche]

I used beanbag for:

• 4U Gas
• 23 MB a Second
• Lethal Obsession
• Ends of the Earth
• Chico's
• Stolen Valor
• Lawmaker

[frigid shale]

Chicos is easily my favorite mission

[lavish niche]

The rest were done with M32A1 tho, yet sometimes the M32A1 is not enough like Hide and Seek, and 3 Letter Triad

[inland rose]

im guessing u used the VLP rifle

[lavish niche]

No. All pepperball guns are so FUCKING ASS on hard

[inland rose]

oh i donr have the dlcs so no dlcs weapons for me

[lavish niche]

I preordered:3

[inland rose]

of course u did

[frigid shale]

😜

[inland rose]

i got the game the day after it came out on console

[lavish niche]

Preordered it like a week before

[frigid shale]

Im a pc player 😔

[lavish niche]

And ofc gotta get the Deluxe edition

[lavish niche]

PC players will have it regardless

[inland rose]

i got the standard edition bc im broke

[lavish niche]

I got a j o b ro help me get Deluxe

[frigid shale]

Still i love the beanbag shotty

[lavish niche]

Yeah... until it doesn't work on the man who's already shooting and damn I am dead

[inland rose]

i kept on killing people w the beanbag shotty bc of aim assist

[frigid shale]

Is it js me or do yall carry a lethal secondary to merc ur teammates if they fuck up

[inland rose]

me w a tle 1911

[lavish niche]

Nah. I just have no mag for my Pepperball Pistol and use it as my civilian finder

But I have a slot for Lockpick Gun and Taser (rarely used)

[inland rose]

how the fuck did this dude survive 3 mags of .45 acp

[pure siren]

meth

[inland rose]

?????????????????????????????

[lavish niche]

Same map and difficulty?

[inland rose]

im on ends of the earth

[lavish niche]

Nobody has armor but again hard mode increases their health

[inland rose]

24 rounds of .45 acp doesnr kill someone

[lavish niche]

You're just unlucky. Do it again

[pure siren]

yeah we all know that same way we know the five seven is chambered in .338 like ubisoft told us

[lavish niche]

5.7 is the best pistol until MK-5 shows uo

Also what's funny is that pepperball pistol is considered #3 best pistol btw

[inland rose]

apparently my games glitching, no one isnr dying

gotta love resdy or not

[pure siren]

yep

[lavish niche]

did you have any mods installed?

[inland rose]

gang im on xbox

[lavish niche]

Hmm

[lavish niche]

might as well reset the game, and try again

[inland rose]

it works now

[lavish niche]

good

[inland rose]

why did i decide to bring a G3A3

[lavish niche]

They're pretty good

[inland rose]

recoul is fucking insane w the muzzle flash too

[lavish niche]

Stay on Semi then

[inland rose]

my trigger finger is way too damn fast to maintain a good recoul control

[lavish niche]

Just pull down like any other fps games

[true rivet]

Hello

[inland rose]

ELEMENT TO TOC, OFFICER DOWN!!! me after killing an officer bc ghey killed the objective

[lavish niche]

[inland rose]

im going back to my OSW

[inland rose]

element to toc, im gay :3

[lavish niche]

Pepper spray!

[inland rose]

what!

[lavish niche]

HES REACHING!

[vernal drift]

ive killed simon 😇

[inland rose]

sidnt know shooting a helicopter is friendly fire thats cool

[inland rose]

ELEMENT TO TOC, CHIPMUNK DOWN!!!

[vernal drift]

i put him in the oven a bit too long

i forgot about him

[inland rose]

TOC to Element, KILL ALVIN

[vernal drift]

thats kinda mean man, simon had it coming with his dumbass glasses

good job

[inland rose]

nuh uh

[vernal drift]

you will be next

[lavish niche]

TOC TO ELEMENT, TEAM LEAD IS GOING ROUGE! YOU HAVE AUTHORIZED AUTHORITY TO USE LETHAL FORCE ON THE TEAM LEAD!

[agile wasp]

Uwu

[umbral grove]

Dead Chat

[agile wasp]

Yes pookie

[umbral grove]

They called me insufferable :c

[agile wasp]

Who

[round urchin]

yo guys, is crashing still a prevalent issue in this game

[royal glen]

Me

[umbral grove]

A guy with a Helldivers mask talking about weird stuff :c

[round urchin]

hello

[agile wasp]

Who pookie I like u

[umbral grove]

Same babe U.U

[royal glen]

I did, me and a guy were just trying to talk about pistols and comes in talking about how that’s boring, and being like I said insufferable