💬general-discussion

[pearl ferry]

I just love the MK weapons so I'm a bit biased

[lofty latch]

Drip factor

[open yacht]

follow up. Why cant we use any :(

[stray wyvern]

Why don’t I see the colourful shirt on my customisation page for Valley of Dolls S? (I haven’t completed it yet)

[lofty latch]

Because we're American

[open yacht]

its part of the polo shirt set

[dark spindle]

As Americans we can use any guns no matter the type or origin

[stray wyvern]

so I have to get B before I get S?

[open yacht]

you have to s rank to unlock the customization, but you get the polo shirt for i believe b rank+

[lofty latch]

I'm gonna become the president and repeal the 2nd amendment specifically for you and only you

[stray wyvern]

okay cool ty so I don’t have to specifically get B rank I can get above it to unlock polo shirt?

[open yacht]

Nah if you do it once on S you're good

[dark spindle]

[stray wyvern]

tysm dude

[lofty latch]

Have fun with nerf guns

[open yacht]

good luck fam. Took me 12 resets

3 times civvies got domed, once a guard got domed, and the rest were because I didn't take it slow enough

[tropic kestrel]

is there a good mod that allows you to take photos of your guy in action?

[open yacht]

trust me, you are a snail in that mission. Slow and steady wins the race

[dark spindle]

So what’s the locker room?

I worry I asked a question I shouldn’t have

[golden basalt]

You'll figure it out.

[dark spindle]

I’m going to leave now

[lilac ocean]

Boutta try to S rank greasy palms

[golden basalt]

Alright.

[lilac ocean]

I’m scared

[unkempt drift]

Bro I just had my iron man run ended on neon tomb because a civi ran in the cross fire between me and one of the suspects and my team just domes me because apparently the game sees me as purposely killing a civi

[rare imp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-gif-27466237

[stray wyvern]

what gear do you suggest on the teammates? I’m making the ai use the fire smg ball thing and the yellow and black side arm with riot shield but they’re lowk getting diffed by guarfs

[boreal hazel]

Word

[open yacht]

I used the same thing

[blazing merlin]

use the vpl as its better than the smg and try and clear the 3rd and 2nd floors yourself leaving the outside for your ai to push and clear

[boreal hazel]

No fucking way

[open yacht]

gas is broken rn so unfortunately your best bet is the pepperball rifle, the side arm (or an empty side arm) and you run a bb shotty

[blazing merlin]

yeah

i really dont know what they did, but its currently not a useable tactical so stingers or flashes are your only options

[queen stream]

heavy armor steel plates ballistic mask plenty of flashbangs and beanbag shotty

ai arent likely to accidentally headshot suspects with beanbags

[blazing merlin]

yeah arent likely to but itll still happen and ruin a run, plus their first shot accuracy isnt great so giving them a rapid fire gun is a lot better

[barren token]

thars preety cool

[queen stream]

I am qualified because i am sweaty nerd with s rank everything and dev watch

bussdown patek on my wrist brah

[blazing merlin]

yeah i have it too, and every achievement in the game

[queen stream]

broh

[blazing merlin]

fuck sleeper agent all i can say, 10 hours of my life wasted

[queen stream]

achievements wont pop for a player, i didnt get hermit or the world

[blazing merlin]

i got them, if youre on console they might be broken tho

[queen stream]

im on steam

[blazing merlin]

funny 1.0 finished game

[queen stream]

lmao

[stray wyvern]

how do I make them specifically clear the outside? also what class is the VPL under? assault?

[queen stream]

are you doing greased palms

[stray wyvern]

valley of dolls

I’m trying to get the Hawaiian shirt

[queen stream]

theyll clear the outside if you tell them to move and clear thru a door from the inside of the house

[blazing merlin]

vpl is the last assult rifle in the catagory, and to clear outside they have to stack up on a door leading outside then breach and clear to get them to move outside

ive got a guide to s rank it on my channel

[queen stream]

usually what i do is spam flashbangs outside and then send my officers out to clear it

[marble zodiac]

Relapse is fucking busted….been trying for about 3 hours now

[stray wyvern]

What is your YouTube

[blazing merlin]

same as my name here

[queen stream]

wdym?

[stray wyvern]

oh I already watched it LOL

[blazing merlin]

ayyyyy

[stray wyvern]

that was the guide I just watched that’s mad funny

[queen stream]

oh yeah i think i mightve seen ur vids before

[blazing merlin]

youtube putting in work for me sheesh

im mad my greased palms guide is my most viewed one, its soooo horrible im still getting the hang of audio editing

[stray wyvern]

Hawaii shirt is nearly in my reach

[blazing merlin]

you got this

[marble zodiac]

The AI…no matter how tactical you are it’s the same shit

[queen stream]

yeah the ai teammates ccan be frustrating, theyll allow themselves to get sprayed in the head at point blank, you have to protect your officers because they are stupid, use flashbangs/utility extremely liberally, and lock down certain sections of the map

[marble zodiac]

I’m having major issues with doors already being opened in areas that aren’t even cleared yet. And every run it seems like doors are magically opened in the sight lines, I can’t even use my team to split breach doors 🫤

[blazing merlin]

the enemy opens them, just a thing that happens, shoot a flash thru the open door

[marble zodiac]

I can see a couple doors being opened, but not every single one on the fucking map

[queen stream]

you can use wedges, you can close doors before youre ready to clear that area, theres a lot you can do, if u want ur officers to clear a door thats open, close it and then make them open and clear, that way they arent taking fire when their stacking up

[wide fox]

yo i gotta question is Hide and Seek the last mission?

[queen stream]

ye in the main story

[blazing merlin]

in the main campaign yes

[wide fox]

aw mayn

[blazing merlin]

youve got the dlc you can do, and the 2 new side missions added with the new LSS update tho

[marble zodiac]

Want me to record some game play for ya bud?

[gilded vigil]

Civvies and Suspects like wandering

[wide fox]

i wanted to see more on what FISA was up to yk i wanted to raid their HQ

[queen stream]

yeah the suspects arent gonna be perfectly predictable, they wander, flank, etc

[gilded vigil]

A raid on the HQ wouldnt make any sense in all honesty

[queen stream]

because judge is a fisa government test tube baby or whatever lol

[blazing merlin]

thats a cool idea but we have been working for them the whole time, it wont be happening

[gilded vigil]

USIA sleeper agent

[queen stream]

you can see that by the end hes breaking his programming a little bit

[gilded vigil]

Yet he still follows orders and won’t break that cycle

As there are two DLC

[wide fox]

no like have a secret group of detectives build an actual strong case against FISA and then rogue agents (us) raid their HQ and arrest them

[gilded vigil]

FISA would shut us down before we even got close

[wide fox]

thats why it would all be secret FISA wouldnt know

[gilded vigil]

That and if judge is a sleeper agent the USIA would turn him against the entry team

[queen stream]

yeah that seems a little bit of a stretch but more missions involving the people from 3 letter triad would be cool

[wide fox]

idk man i just think it was a sucky way to end the story

[gilded vigil]

Hide and seek?

[blazing merlin]

we wont be getting any happy endings in this game trust me...

[gilded vigil]

Los suenos has no happy endings

[wide fox]

it is what it is guess i gotta buy the DLCs now

[gilded vigil]

What other warehouse map is there other than greased palms

[wide fox]

cause the LSS maps fuckin suckkkkk

tiny ass maps

[gilded vigil]

The whole 2 minutes of warehouse 😭

[wide fox]

me fr

[gilded vigil]

Hide and seek is a fun and relatively easy map all things considered

[marble zodiac]

Also hard to wedge doors when half of them are already opened and 2-3 dudes watching the door

[gilded vigil]

No map is actually that hard if you know how to play, neon tomb was my biggest struggle cause they kept killing themselves

[golden basalt]

3 Letter Triad is fun.

[wide fox]

is that a DLC mission?

[blazing merlin]

yes

[gilded vigil]

DLC2 mission

[marble zodiac]

Then if I throw flashes, only one of them will get blinded and it turns into a massive clusterfuck.

[wide fox]

which DLC is better

[gilded vigil]

This is genuinely the biggest skill issue ever

[blazing merlin]

if im going lethal on missions and see one of them try to end it i just blow their heads off first

[marble zodiac]

We must not be playing the same game as you🤣

[gilded vigil]

Hide and seek is genuinely not that hard 😭😭

[junior gate]

Performance issues make hide and seek hard

[blazing merlin]

yeah thats the point... its long, with big sight lines so you have to be in top form when clearing it. its the last mission it should be hard

[wide fox]

that's why i kill the FISA agent on greased palms everytime

[marble zodiac]

It’s always the same answer with some though “skill issue” its like all they got to come up with

[wide fox]

and all the civilians too

[junior gate]

Git gud

[gilded vigil]

Elephant bombs are aids

[marble zodiac]

Oh yeah forgot that one too🤣

[gilded vigil]

I wanted to say this but idk how far my ragebait extends

[junior gate]

If there is one complaint is civvie hunting at the end of a raid, annoying finding the guys hiding in the closets

[gilded vigil]

Civilians running around is gen the hardest part of hide and seek tho

Maybe the suspects shooting through fencing

[blazing merlin]

i mean just setting your ai to search and secure takes care of it idk

[gilded vigil]

Auction room a real weird place

[junior gate]

Do you get scared by menacing lighting

[coral mango]

anyone wanna play

[gilded vigil]

I usually get suspects, then bombs, then civs

The suspects are nowhere to be seen until you start defusing and then they all just appear

[junior gate]

Right. I’m gonna get a red flashlight and scare you

[blazing merlin]

when you know the locations its really not that bad, plus they do have a pretty long timer till the blow

[hazy wadi]

need 2 more dm me for 5p squad mostly console

[gilded vigil]

I solo ran my elephant S rank cause I had to M320

[coral mango]

i’m pc but i’ll play

[gilded vigil]

Lethal obsession was an accidental S rank too

[blazing merlin]

hey pull up my guide its not that bad i think

[gilded vigil]

I hate those security guards on elephant that just run around hiding from you when you try to arrest civs

[coral mango]

i’m kinda new but not awful if anyone wants to play i’m on pc

[gilded vigil]

Tbh if you just flashbang each room they don’t do shit

[hybrid kestrel]

Ready or THOT

[hazy wadi]

need 2 more dm me for 5p squad mostly console

[gilded vigil]

Genuinely the best part of S ranks

[hybrid kestrel]

Ready or THOT

[gilded vigil]

#🔎looking-for-players

[blazing merlin]

thing is they plant one bomb on each side of the campus so if you get one on the left side you know they only have one left on the right side of the map

[gilded vigil]

I had both bombs spawn in west wing once

[blazing merlin]

hm never for me i guess ty for letting me konw

[gilded vigil]

The spawns are very random I find, once had one in atrium and one on top of west wing stairs, once had one on east wing stairs and east chemistry classrooms

[golden basalt]

Does anyone have an issues with the Headcam, not displaying what FOV of your teammate's name?

[blazing merlin]

their spawns are where the terrorists spawn, then the terrorists move around after

[gilded vigil]

So this is why we couldn’t find anyone in east wing

[hazy wadi]

need 1 more dm me for 5p squad mostly console

[gilded vigil]

There’s literally a channel for this

[celest otter]

day 1 asking people to pay for RoN

[dense roost]

shooting an enemy at point-blank range with buckshot and having it not register is peak gameplay lol

[hybrid kestrel]

Crazy black booty thug ass bouncing and shaking violently

[celest otter]

i can relate

[weary burrow]

Im Searching someone who is willing to help me get Valley of dolls on S tier

[junior gate]

Can you speak in full sentences

Took you a while to spell out those full words, must’ve tuckered you out

You can’t help it can you

[slate flame]

What happened here

[runic aspen]

they still talking 🥀😭

[slate flame]

bro I jus got here

[junior gate]

I’m glad you’re finally using full words, we’re getting somewhere

[random wedge]

Wtf is going on lol

[junior gate]

Maybe one day we can undo that brain rot

[runic aspen]

💔

[junior gate]

As long as you continue using non shortened words I’m winning

[lilac ocean]

Any advice for s rank greasy palms

[dark spindle]

When did this become a RP server?

[red jay]

Beg.

-Adams

[junior gate]

Perfectly fine with me, it’s a long road to recovery

[slate flame]

80% of the entire map is open sight lines

Don’t die

[blazing merlin]

i have a guide video up about it on my channel about it

[gilded vigil]

Do the Thug shaker

[junior gate]

Nope we’re back to brain damage

[gilded vigil]

What does this even mean 😭

[junior gate]

It’s ok, one day you will be better

[gilded vigil]

Dawg the arguing about punctuation is so fucking annoying stop being children 😭

[dark spindle]

Who says bucko seriously?

[gilded vigil]

Someone under the age of 13

[junior gate]

Brick wall knows how’s to spell

[gilded vigil]

Then stop being childish

[slate flame]

What the fuck are you guys even talking about?

[gilded vigil]

They just arguing over some dumb shit

[slate flame]

oh ok

[golden basalt]

Yeah, that's what I was wondering as well.

[junior gate]

He’s just a dumb zoomer who can’t help but shorten every other word, so he’s getting better by spelling out full words

[dark spindle]

Bro be British

[gilded vigil]

Hey so this proves my point?

[slate flame]

[gilded vigil]

It’s 7am it is NOT the time to be doing ts

[junior gate]

Yeah don’t do that

[slate flame]

ok I’ll come back later

[golden basalt]

Jesus, 15? Dude come on now, like what are we doing?

[gilded vigil]

You are gen just being childish dawg

[dark spindle]

Bro your British and you can’t even spell English

[golden basalt]

Crazy thing, I'm 15 as well.

[gilded vigil]

You never had to continue it, hope this helps

[dark spindle]

I feel out of place hearing that so many people are 15 when I’m 22.

[pliant briar]

ahh, the usual american's yapping

[dark spindle]

Bro the guy is British

[gilded vigil]

It’s like watching an angry zoo animal

[golden basalt]

Star War boy, did I struck a nerve?

[pliant briar]

"your British"

[dark spindle]

Have you ever heard of auto correct?

[junior gate]

Says the child who doesn’t have the attention span to spell out full words

[upbeat token]

“Star war boy” 😭😭😭

[slate flame]

should I come back some other time?

[gilded vigil]

“No actually, Star Wars boy is not an insult, I just don’t think you have the attention span to watch it”
Would be correct

[upbeat token]

Holy cornball

[gilded vigil]

I just love instigating ts so funny

[dark spindle]

Do you type like that so we know your accent?

[silver sonnet]

Hi and good morning to everybody

[upbeat token]

We on the internet unc why u acting like this is an english class

[gilded vigil]

Idk nephew

[upbeat token]

❤️

[weak cave]

"Neeky" is this guy from the UK?

[dark spindle]

2025

[gilded vigil]

Probs Birmingham with that word

Oh god even worse

[weak cave]

God help us all

[dark spindle]

[pliant briar]

all the people i've seen doing this are minors and can barely use a phone

[gilded vigil]

Anyone I’ve seen doing it to the level he’s doing it can’t spell past a standard school level

[upbeat token]

Or you js old

[thorn sorrel]

I love having 35 AR mags

[weak cave]

It's not a big deal to shorten words bro 😭😭 tripping over nothing

[gilded vigil]

Leave some for your team damn 😭

[pliant briar]

javascript old? that's a new one to me

[thorn sorrel]

Heck’s naw🗣️🔥

[upbeat token]

That shi physically hurt me to read

[slate flame]

Do you have enough to share with the entire police precinct?

[thorn sorrel]

I am the ammo crate gng

[unreal mulch]

Anyone else having an issue with mnk on ps5? Is it a bug or is that just how it is?

[gilded vigil]

You know what you do you

[thorn sorrel]

Nah bro we got like 115 mags

[weak cave]

Leave him, his mission where he requires 35 AR mags far exceeds our understanding

[upbeat token]

Theres mnk support now??

[gilded vigil]

God speed soldier

[slate flame]

It’s probably just mnk support baked in the consoles, that is not officially in the game

[golden basalt]

Dual drum mag on an AR?

[thorn sorrel]

Yes it’s enough for the neon tomb mission with modded heat hard difficulty

[dark spindle]

What about shells?

[thorn sorrel]

Who said I’m using a shotgun? Or WE

[weak cave]

I'm trying to make an SAS load out, what should he sidearm be?

[unreal mulch]

Like I can use my keyboard for moving, literally everything, but the mouse is just dead, no matter what I try, just wondering if its a bug or not

[gilded vigil]

He has got enough to level los suenos

[placid wave]

I just beat Greased palms with 1 mag

[pliant briar]

if you type like this people would be more likely to ignore anyway, even ignoring that "uncs" typically don't want to talk with children

[gilded vigil]

G19

[weak cave]

old

[thorn sorrel]

Yep 45 ROund mags are enough for this HK fo sure

[upbeat token]

Theres not even supposed to be mnk support so thats very interesting

[weak cave]

I'm thinking Iranian Embassy raid style

[dark spindle]

I mean doom guy would use a shotgun but he isn’t here.

[agile wasp]

Meow

[unreal mulch]

Hmm, strange then I guess, not that I hate controller, just would like to try mnk 😅

[slate flame]

They carried Browing High Powers

The TLE 1911 has the form factor, go for that

[thorn sorrel]

You know what they say, ready or not here we come!

156 bullets whizzing by

ahem

[gilded vigil]

Closest gun would be the 1911

[dark spindle]

He said the thing!

[weak cave]

would the 10mm MP5 be accurate as the primary?

[thorn sorrel]

Yurp

[gilded vigil]

Ye

[slate flame]

No, MP5A2 is best

[weak cave]

mm u right

What optic

[thorn sorrel]

These users with no sprinting low/high ready mod can’t compare 🥱 ✌️

[slate flame]

Irons, they only had the Surefire torch light via MP5 claw mount

[lilac ocean]

Brother what?

[slate flame]

They used the flashlight as a passive aiming device

[thorn sorrel]

fam you don’t know how to download and put mods in ready or not via steam??

[dark spindle]

not my fault i can’t get mods on console

[thorn sorrel]

😔

[lilac ocean]

That’s not it. I jus think mod elitism is insane 😭😭

[thorn sorrel]

Bro I got like hella gun mods

[weak cave]

A little

[pliant briar]

do you know why people started to shorten words the way you are? and no, it's not because it's quicker. genuine question

[slate flame]

It’s not mod elitism lmao

Mods are are fun times

[golden basalt]

It would be a pain in the ass to get them back if the game get a major update.

[weak cave]

I'll check it out, thanks for the recommendation

[thorn sorrel]

HK416 with that dual illuminator, Eo-Tech, suppressor, and a short underbarerel

[weak cave]

What armor would look most accurate

[thorn sorrel]

Yea but I have the files for backup ifin

[golden basalt]

You right/

[slate flame]

Prob the HRM vest?

[weak cave]

check #🎨ron-screenshots-and-art , this is what I came up with. Lmk if there's anything that can be tweaked

[pliant briar]

one bro had job. it's because today's uncs wanted to avoid extra charges when they sms'ed with other uncs, not because it's quicker. nowadays you can literally mash random keys on your imaginary phone keyboard and the algorithm will know what you meant to write

[golden basalt]

Dude, I think the arguement is over.

[slate flame]

I would run no helmet and change the dude to an all black fit

[lilac ocean]

old man yells at clouds

[weak cave]

nvm I got you

[slate flame]

Yeah

[pliant briar]

i'm just autistic

[lilac ocean]

old autistic man yells at clouds

[pliant briar]

also, at which age does "old" begin?

[boreal hazel]

Watch yo mouth

[empty tartan]

waiting for the shrek ai voice mod for TOC..

[weak cave]

hng it up gng, ain nb talm bt ts nm twn 💔💔✌️✌️

[dark spindle]

I would say mid 60s

[empty tartan]

guys, i think he said he has a bomb on an airplane.

someone call the police!

i'm afraid you can't speak since you know ROTS.
the newest generation thinks you're a fossil.

[weak cave]

what character model would be best

[slate flame]

Wdym

[weak cave]

like in multi customization, what character should I pick

[pliant briar]

i think it's not the old they were talking about. more like the age where they look at someone with disgust when they mention wanting to watch skibidi toilet with them

[weak cave]

Should I just pick a bald guy lol

[empty tartan]

think they're asking which officer they should be, but most SAS operatives were pretty caucasian looking.

any generic white guy will work.

[weak cave]

Alright, got you

[dark spindle]

Then that’s people in their mid to late twenties sometimes early thirties

[slate flame]

Any of the Echo characters as it would give you a fume hood look for the gas mask

[weak cave]

15??? DAMN UNC

[pliant briar]

people in their early twenties would watch skibidi toilet unironically? i guess im an unc then

[dark spindle]

Read it the wrong way I thought you meant the opposite

[weak cave]

how do you equip an echo character? Not letting me

I kinda forgot ngl 😬

[empty tartan]

you're not even a fossil anymore.
you're the fucking gasoline used in my car.

[runic aspen]

Unc so old he forgot his age

[weak cave]

Ik, I see it, trying to scroll onto it, but it won't let me

[runic aspen]

Retired navy seal

[dark spindle]

No then it would 5-15

[slate flame]

Only in multiplayer

[weak cave]

ill ask chatgpt hold on

[weak cave]

I am in multiplayer, friends only lobby by myself

[pliant briar]

oddly checks out, thanks

[swift hull]

Hey, fuck you bud

My bad

[pliant briar]

and my bicycle?

[runic aspen]

unc so old that he has to use ChatGPT to know his own age

[dark spindle]

Did I ASK?

[empty tartan]

you missed the letters "y" and "o" in "you."

[swift hull]

You can still change your ways you know

[empty tartan]

you probably watch 10 second videos with at least 5 mispelled words minimum.
also, you're a minor. no one wants to do that.

[runic aspen]

Freaky anakin

[pliant briar]

i prefer my vo2max high, thanks

[swift hull]

You can still exercise other ways you know

[weak cave]

ok it said 23 so it is what it is

[empty tartan]

this anakin is still a youngling.

[runic aspen]

🥀😭

[empty tartan]

so you can't read.

[weak cave]

bro why are y'all on his dick 😭😭

[runic aspen]

Dawg I don’t want to know what else he did to the younglings at order 66

[empty tartan]

yikes.

[runic aspen]

They played tag or something

[weak cave]

Check DMs, I think I got it

[marble zodiac]

The guys on Hide and Seek, are they Russian? Just curious on the lore backstory

[pliant briar]

i'm not aware at this moment of any other endurance activities that can be done all day without serious injuries, but maybe i missed something

[empty tartan]

yes.
they're human traffickers.

[runic aspen]

Yep don’t you hear their voice 🥀

[swift hull]

Just be a real man and do combat sports

[weak cave]

Does the DLC offer some continuation of the story? Like do we see what's next with the spider ring?

[swift hull]

Also, bro risks getting splattered by a semi truck everyday

[pliant briar]

how is that going to help with cardiovascular fitness? it doesn't scream sustained effort at all

[weak cave]

Cardio fitness? Run??

[swift hull]

Go do 5 minutes of grappling and you’ll see

[pliant briar]

where i ride its extremely unlikely to even see one truck

[runic aspen]

Those are Arabs at relapse

[slate flame]

He’s looking a lot more better

[pliant briar]

you can't run all day and you're a lot more likely to get injured

[weak cave]

Anything to improve further? Or that's it

[swift hull]

What demons is bro running from where he needs to cycle for 16 hours a day

[weak cave]

It's about how bad you want it brother

[weak cave]

Quads are tree trunks 😹

[dark spindle]

Where did this talk about exercise come from?

[pliant briar]

cycling doesn't make your legs big

[golden basalt]

I can't run ALL day like fuckin' Goggin, but at least you ran. It's the small thing that adds up, I guess.

[swift hull]

How do you cycle all day and have tiny legs 😭

[golden basalt]

Do they work on your muscle definition or simply burn calories?

[dark spindle]

[golden basalt]

You right. You can catch on fire if you workout.

[dark spindle]

Love dad jokes and puns

[lapis summit]

Not true. Some people just prefer to not burn themselves.

i've played this game 3 times in the last year or so ive had it

[slate flame]

There’s not much you can do

[pliant briar]

muscles get denser, but not much bigger, as not all muscles are the same. unfortunately i have a severe brain fart right now with the english terminology, so it's a bit tricky to explain it a bit more

[lapis summit]

they get bigger with mass so gain weight gain muscle workout and stay weight gain muscle density

well "bigger" is a term idk if i should throw around like that but, they physically look bigger

[dark spindle]

I haven’t played the game for about a week. Now waiting for the update the will probably come out this week.

Because that sounds painful

[lilac ocean]

BRO I CANNOT S RANK GREASED PALMS

[dark spindle]

Ironman mode. I get the joke, just hearing about the concept of Ironman mode don’t feel right

[lapis summit]

i played yesterday online in this server and it was fun was probably gonna do it again, i just dont like how you HAVE to go thru all the story in singleplayer

[pliant briar]

cycling mostly works your slow-twitch muscles. if you see cyclists with big legs, it's because of the gym (where they work on fast-twitch muscles instead)

[golden basalt]

Yes you can.

[lapis summit]

keyword mostly, start training your fast twitch if you havent already and each type of your cardio

[weak cave]

try again

[lapis summit]

if you don't know where else to improve, improve on the smaller things

[lilac ocean]

Imma try sum more tomorrow and I definitely made sum progress but the left side that’s open is a death trap

[dark spindle]

Lucky bastard

[weak cave]

Wedge doors

[pliant briar]

types of cardio? i definitely miss something here

[golden basalt]

🤑

[lilac ocean]

I would have to buy the digital deluxe for full price even though I own the game so imma just wait.

[golden basalt]

You can try to get someone to help you.

[lilac ocean]

I NEED the pistol from triple weapon pack

[lapis summit]

aerobic, lactic acid, and Anaerobic Alactic System are the scientific names but research them and how to train them individually. boosting your cardio will help you improve in many aspects than just cardio

[strange turtle]

Bro guess what

[dark spindle]

When I exercised I only did cardio. Mile long walk. Sit-ups push ups squats ect. Reason I only did cardio was because I am a poor bitch and there ain’t a gym in my area.

[strange turtle]

I was trying to S rank valley of the dolls and at the very end I accidentally killed a dude with the beanbag shotgun in the basement

[lilac ocean]

I’m trying to S rank every mission with just me and swat Ai. I am new to the game tho so I’ll probably figure it out. Thanks everyone for the advice

[slate flame]

m32 grenade launcher

USE IT B4 THEY MAY OR MAY NOT NERF IT

ITS SO CHEESE

[dark spindle]

Your a brave son of a bitch

[golden basalt]

You can also check your Briefing Tablet for map layouts, what the suspects are carrying and what the situation is.

[pliant briar]

cardio is infinitely more useful (especially long term) compared to muscles anyway, not that muscles don't help (less likely to get injured when doing said cardio)

and ngl it's kinda funny when there's a big guy that gasps for air doing simple things (do your cardio btw)

[dark spindle]

Well helped me lose 40 pounds and got me good legs. My arms not so good.

[dark spindle]

That’s it gromit cheese! We need cheese lad!

[pliant briar]

let's just say in my case worldtour climbers look huge to me, so it's not ideal

[dark spindle]

Well as long as my arms continue to stay strong enough for me to hold my guns steady then their strong enough for me

[lavish niche]

When you want to have strong arms to hold firearms a lot more stable.

But god said we finna implement COD gunsmith so you must change your guns to increase recoil and aiming stability

[dark spindle]

[pliant briar]

at least you can say you're more aerodynamic

[dark spindle]

Now I’m just thinking about the F-22

[swift hull]

God I hate cyclists

[pliant briar]

the ones in lycra?

me too, some of them are just unbelievable

passing you at with no safe distance, not slowing down at intersections because the average speed will drop and just general 1:1 of car drivers that "own the road"

car bros mad at me when the reason they can't overtake me is other car drivers driving the other way

[golden basalt]

I just received a warning, coming from this server. Wonder what I did wrong.

[pliant briar]

there should be a reason provided i think?

[golden basalt]

Oh I see it now.

[swift hull]

🙏

[swift hull]

https://youtu.be/DEZKwJv1IUg?feature=shared

YouTube is filled with thousands of hours worth if videos with cyclists just flying through cross walks at 20mph in the middle of the night and just riding into gates at full speed

Not the best idea to be exercising and being on a public road at the same time

[lilac ocean]

I wish they would give us a good non lethal secondary

[pliant briar]

and there are millions of hours of drivers speeding, being reckless, driving on sidewalks and so on. every group has morons

[swift hull]

I’m just saying, I can pass by 5,000 cars and 5 might drive recklessly. I pass by 10 cyclists and 9 are riding like they have a death wish

[pliant briar]

the ratio is definitely off

americans don't know how to drive cars. are you sure you just don't ignore some recklessness because it's so common?

i see a lot of occasional cyclists being so clueless it's borderline recklessness, but it's not as deliberate as to what a lot of drivers are doing, especially since they should be held to a higher standard as they have driving license and are supposed to know the law (they wouldn't pass if they didn't) while cyclists don't have to know a thing (which is just as stupid when they ride on the same roads)

[dark spindle]

I don’t know how to drive not because I’m American but because I have seizures.

[pliant briar]

don't worry, not everyone has to drive a car

in case in your society it's expected from you to drive a car

[lilac ocean]

The world is built for cars. Especially if you live in a rural area

[pliant briar]

that's why everyone should live in a city, and if they really don't want to, pay extra for the privilege of wasting space

[lilac ocean]

Wdym pay extra for wasting space ?

[pliant briar]

most cars are occupied by a single person and need a parking spot = wasting space

[lilac ocean]

And what do you suggest we put on the side of the street instead ?

[verbal echo]

e

[toxic falcon]

I hope yall get mpreg(trying to summon Kam or Linch coz im bored)

[toxic falcon]

Hi Reddo, how are you

[fringe scroll]

Worse than before I read what you have typed out

[toxic falcon]

Good.

[swift hull]

Exactly why I don’t like cyclists

[dark spindle]

Should I even ask what he typed out?

[fringe scroll]

You better stay clueless

[toxic falcon]

Google mpreg to find out more!

[toxic falcon]

Run them over (satire btw)

[lilac ocean]

Idk what it is should I look it up ? I feel I absolutely should not but am curious

[toxic falcon]

DO NOT IT IS A JOKE

[dark spindle]

I looked it up

[toxic falcon]

i said not to.... I'm not sorry

[dark spindle]

Say sorry

[toxic falcon]

No. I said not to look it up, I am not at fault. I could have said to search up much worse, but that's against TOS and server rules 🙂

[dark spindle]

I hope when I fall asleep I don’t have nightmares of what I have just seen

[lucid falcon]

Morning everypony, how's chat doin-

[pliant briar]

tress and some grass

[swift hull]

Me biking 4 hours to and from work so we can have trees and grass on the side of the road

[pliant briar]

straw man fallacy is what you're doing right now

[fringe scroll]

Ppl act like we can't have both

[slate flame]

I find it funnies that BF6 is getting shit on for requiring the need to enable Secure Boot on your system to run the game

It’s annoying but Secure Boot is literally a good thing as it prevents malware and root kits from being booted up into your system

[pliant briar]

exactly

[swift hull]

Your entire thing is that people should just work within 5 minutes of their home so they never have to enter a car

[fringe scroll]

I mean that would be ideal

[slate flame]

Someone said in the BF discord server that they won’t enable it as it doesn’t stop cheating anyways

Like that’s NOT what secure boot fucking does

[swift hull]

Not practical

For like 95% of people

[fringe scroll]

[lament igloo]

ron update today?

[slate flame]

Update will come out sometime this week

[swift hull]

What’s your cash app broke ahh

[winged summit]

fun fact us voted against food being a basic human right in the UN 😈

[pliant briar]

i wonder why... definitely not because of car dependency, ignorance and convenience

[swift hull]

My neighborhood is bigger than your entire country lil bro

Yeah

[warm steeple]

g no way dm

please i hope your not joking ive been trying for a bit now

[pliant briar]

"the us is big" is an awful argument, do better

[swift hull]

It’s literally not

[fringe scroll]

American mind cannot comprehend things outside of America

[swift hull]

Enjoy broke boy

[pliant briar]

europe is bigger and china is the same size. hope this helps

[winged summit]

W Derek

[warm steeple]

THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH

[fringe scroll]

Bro got drug money

[swift hull]

😭

[winged summit]

petition to get Derek the supporter edition for supporting the community

[swift hull]

I have supporter edition

[winged summit]

so Derek You wanna give me $500 for your account? 😭

[swift hull]

1 billion

[winged summit]

so you’ll give me 1billion and ur account?

[swift hull]

Yes

[winged summit]

petition to make Derek the US president

[pliant briar]

give him one more lane, that will fix all problems (trust me, this time it will work)

[uncut coral]

give me a beer guys

[winged summit]

ask derek he’ll buy you it he’s rich

[swift hull]

If I was president, owning a bicycle would be punishable by death

[winged summit]

bicycle or tricycle?

[strong ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/whore-sausages-thrown-at-your-face-gif-3738020841889553762

https://tenor.com/view/i-didnt-ask-gif-21520662

https://tenor.com/view/grass-gif-12587352171248068863

https://tenor.com/view/don't-care-didn't-ask-maelstrorca-don't-care-didn't-ask-riskofrain-gif-9865443463647327265

[winged summit]

stack some bread 💔 and leave Wagner alone he’s a chad

[strong ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-crystal-tissue-kleenex-tempo-stop-crying-gif-15048056

[brazen yoke]

Will a Wagner boy ever be able to truly love a Blackwater girl, a modern pmc love story

[strong ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-lesnar-flex-flexing-tongue-out-wwe-gif-16447327

[toxic garden]

peak cinema

[strong ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/iloveyou-gif-2172495248089144196

[lavish niche]

says this in a server about a swat's perspective

[rugged parrot]

Its peak

[lavish niche]

No bypass mf.

Also it's weird for someone to be like "I don't like shooters" in a server about a shooter game. Like a vegan that shouts they hate meat in a McDonalds

[rugged parrot]

True

[lavish niche]

You are the Vegan that shouts "I hate meat!" in McDonalds

As you even have one

But why is yo ass here?

Answer my question.

Why are you here then?

Okay. Considering you do not like shooters. I would not suggest getting it, unless you want to give it a try.

The game overall is a bit buggy but it's playable. Plus Casual Mode would be your best bet, unless you know folks who plays this game a bit longer

The controls may seem overwhelming for new folks, but you'll get used to it. Plus you'll have a lot of things to learn about CQB (close quarters battle) tactics, special terminology, and what weapon fits the job

With COD, it is more simple with how you play the game as it offers more playstyles because of the Gunsmith mechanic.

But Ready or Not is mostly focused on Close Quarters and are you a person to push into a room and take down targets quickly, or take your time pushing in

[winter hemlock]

Are mods allowed?

[lavish niche]

For PC, yeah. But Console doesn't have access so if you want to crossplay with console folks as PC, turn mods off

[winter hemlock]

I play enough cod. :) (Joke I know it wont help.)

[winter hemlock]

Is it a rule orr?..

[lavish niche]

COD in reality should teach you when to react, placements to be efficient, and overall playstyle of campy, sweaty, or troll

[lavish niche]

No cuz Console doesn't support mods. PC is absolutely allowed for mods

[barren river]

YO DEV NOW IS TUESDAY, WHERE IS THE PATCH ?!?

[winter hemlock]

I aint either

[winter hemlock]

Holy cool down. 🙏 15 whole seconds

[lavish niche]

It could be any day of this week just wait

[simple herald]

What patch?

[runic aspen]

Hopefully it’s today, kaminsky just told me soon when I asked yesterday

[lavish niche]

To fix the game overall like ai pathfinding, bugs, graphic issues and other game breaking issues

[simple herald]

Like the blood for example

[lavish niche]

Yeah

[trail stratus]

They’re fixing the blood?

entry wounds or splatters?

[lavish niche]

The person I try to recommend the game got banned cuz slurs lmao. Never use slurs in a public discord server 🥀

[lilac ocean]

What’s wrong with the blood ?

[lavish niche]

Entry wounds. Since sometimes it would not land at the initial spot as it supposed to

[trail stratus]

Makes sense

[lavish niche]

There's #❗known-issues-and-fixes and #archived-known-issues to see what they fixing

[trail stratus]

Rathole and Interaction prompt fixes thank God

Got really tired of seeing Gerald stuck in the hole on the first floor

[lavish niche]

If Quickplay, just reset + mission short as fuck.

If Commander/Ironman, it does suck

[simple herald]

Borg

Both

[trail stratus]

Really excited they’re working on fixing the Mouse And Keyboard on console though

[trail stratus]

Please tell me this is not saying what I think it’s saying.

[pliant briar]

they are working on it, the sticker is a bit old

[lavish niche]

It's been there before Ronsole release lmao.

But yeah they already threw in controls for Keyboard and mouse

[trail stratus]

So they are fixing it? Sorry if I’m not reading everything clearly I have a hard time with some stuff like this

[lavish niche]

It was initially announced that it would not come to the Ronsole release, but I assumed they changed their mind as people begged for it that maybe in the next patch it would be properly made

[trail stratus]

Ah, good. Not too fond of canted being “O”

[runic aspen]

It works on Xbox by accident but PlayStation doesn’t

[winter hemlock]

Anyway how everyone doing?

[gleaming glacier]

It wasn’t updated since many days

Are they on vacation ?

[rose basin]

lol

[lavish niche]

They literally dropped a small patch notes since last week

[south cedar]

Update: my shitty computer managed to play it on low graphics, im hella impressed and i infact did not regret the 50$ and 10 hours of waiting

[indigo copper]

Almost out of work still have 40min

Ain't making dinner tonight so I can game for a sec when I get home

[digital delta]

Anyone on Xbox know how to fix the mic detection for in game vc because I’m unmuted both wireless headset and in game I’m unmuted and swapped between local and team and I don’t know if my name is supposed to pop up so I know it’s working? My pc buddy works fine but console seems to have an issue?

[woeful sky]

you need to hold the LB button (left bumper) and press up on the D-pad

[glacial lodge]

It’s your wireless headset when it come to console game chat it gets tricky. My advice use wired

[stray wyvern]

dude what do I do when the NPC can’t be cuffed

[sleek folio]

Shoot them in legs repeatedly

[simple herald]

Tell them to move to an open space

[stray wyvern]

how

[radiant pilot]

Istg greased palms aint that hard idk why people be whining so hard

[chrome roost]

Is there an easier way to add console friends instead of them needing to create epic acc ont theire phone etc?

[old prawn]

I’m a pc player

[floral wing]

Anyone know of an issue and how to fix it, me and friends join on xbox fine.

But now two of us can join and the other two can't connect... but they can then join each other (we have tried resetting the MAC address)

[lucid falcon]

they can use a PC to make an epic games account 😭
crossplay requires an epic games account, the only way is through their phone or a PC browser

[chrome roost]

Some don’t even have a pc🤣

But thanks for the answer though🫡

[lucid falcon]

the only way really is through their phone then.
but its not that bad, only a couple minutes to make that account, do your email verification. they can then add your EG account through RoNs console interface, as console players get a menu inside the game

[lucid falcon]

its all good. i had to add my pc friends as im ps5, but it was easy enough through RoN

[runic aspen]

If you have a console and sign into Fortnite it should ask u to create a account

[gleaming glacier]

Neon is so fking bugged unbelievable

[faint schooner]

wdym

[left frost]

Can I go into the photo mode thing on console?

[barren river]

.

[brisk yoke]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1401503554165805196/black-cat-dandelion-cat.gif

[woven rivet]

hi

[brisk yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-strawberry-eating-animal-gif-14247807

[lilac vale]

Who filmed me eating

Can’t have any privacy these days

Smh

[alpine oyster]

this is how i find out
hilarious gif

[faint schooner]

um actually its not a gif

[winter elm]

Hey if I have this game on PS5 and get it on Xbox can I transfer my saves

Pls dm if I don’t respond

[alpine oyster]

Sticker*, my bad. Its still hilarious😂

Im getting too old for this discord stuff anyways

[faint schooner]

theres no cross progression if im not wrong

[winter elm]

Even if I link my accounts??

[little granite]

hey all

i want download ready or not game in laptop for free
is it possible ?

[faint schooner]

yes

[faint schooner]

the game is paid theres no way to get it for free

[winter elm]

That’s shit but thanks bro

[little granite]

i mean crack version

[alpine oyster]

🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️ 🏴‍☠️

[faint schooner]

dont discuss piracy here

[little granite]

Sorry

[faint schooner]

its like that with most good games 🤷‍♂️

[alpine oyster]

i dont think piracy is allowed on here, refrain before a mod sees this

[winter elm]

I only have 1 game that does it tho 😭

[faint schooner]

yeah i mean most good games dont have cross progression for some reason, one of them is forza horizion 4 for example

[latent otter]

Why the server losing so many people

[winter elm]

True that is why I have so meany saves on the Witcher tho lol

[faint schooner]

i mean fh4 has cross progression but shit one, only on microsoft store and xbox

[dire aspen]

Bro why did playing so much RON got my aim way better at COD

[cobalt agate]

Anyone else feel like they need to recruit Hans Landa to help locate civilians on the oil rig?

[tribal yacht]

lmao 💀 Rig is fine tho, i had most problems on Elephant

[winter hemlock]

Ahh sounds fun.

[lime venture]

guys i need tips what the best gun for good gun power and good recoil

[brisk yoke]

sr16

[pastel basin]

SLR 47

everything else is fed propaganda

[raw slate]

when mod support for console "people" ?

[lilac vale]

Never

[pastel basin]

los suenos suspects realizing they not going up against pepperball launchers after seeing their friend's internal organs getting vaporized by a 7.62x39mm round

[lilac vale]

#💬general-discussion message

[pastel mantle]

Does this game have gamma settings? Its way too bright after the update

[raw slate]

LOOOOL that's insane

[barren river]

..

[foggy estuary]

.

[pastel basin]

game too dark for console players, manufacturers forced them to make the game brighter

[mossy bluff]

Suspects reaction when his friends head doesnt have the same grid Cordinate as the rest of his body

[pastel basin]

graphics were also too good, they simply had to be downgraded

[pastel basin]

WE are NOT following ROE. TOC can go to hell

[mossy bluff]

TOC’s new voice is better atleast old one was bossing us around this one is bit more friendly

[winged summit]

I like you

[vast spear]

Anyone else having issues w enemy ai registering shots on console

[winged summit]

If we had more officers like him Los Suenos would be the next Dubai istg

[vast spear]

Im tired of a random thug w zero body armor on shaking off a slug to the dome or chest

[barren river]

Which map ? That has tank thug

[vast spear]

Every map with suspects w zero body armor in hard mode

Its only in hard mode bro its so weird

[winged summit]

they got more health on hard

[vast spear]

They have that much health

[barren river]

Well maybe hard mode is bug bro, i'm only play in standard mode and i always 2 tabs all of them

[vast spear]

Like a shot to the chest and head much health

[winged summit]

yeah every enemy is a navy seal it’s great

[vast spear]

Cracked

[winged summit]

going against the crackheads on twisted nerve is 100x more terrifying in hard mode I love it

[vast spear]

I get cracked in hard mode especially on voll bro its pissing me off ill try to dome a guy from the front door and i get crossmap sniped like what

I might as well bend over and say here ya go im right here

[pastel basin]

I tried to gather all the suspects (the alive ones lol) on The Spider to do a "firing squad" execution the other day but my squad shot me after I killed the goons before going for the mission objective.

This city is deeply corrupted...

[pastel basin]

just take a shotgun and it becomes a DOOM game

aim for the legs, let these crackheads learn a little lesson...

[winged summit]

funny of you to assume I can see them hiding in corners

[vast spear]

Fr bro they shoot u before u get into the room

[winged summit]

I’ve watched those crackheads run behind my squad and slit their throats like Swiss cheese

[pastel basin]

NVGs

[vast spear]

My first time playing that yesterday and i turned off my ps5 i got cracked

[winged summit]

for some stupid reason my pea brain says no, I like my flashlights 😭

day 3 of pinky asking for update incoming

[pastel basin]

using NVGs on maps like Twisted Nerve makes me feel like that scene in Sicario where the feds are raiding the tunnels and shooting them up

[barren river]

Flashlights is the atmosphere bro

[barren river]

Already did

[winged summit]

I only use them sometimes on hide and seek

I can’t see shit with them I swear so I just use flashlights

[winged summit]

you’re putting in work I respect it, one day you’ll ask and summon the update

[barren river]

Bruv... When the first time i play twisted nerves, it's turn into a horror game real quick, those crack head creep me tf out

[pastel basin]

you ever see 28 Days Later?

[winged summit]

me and the one with the blue vest got beef

[barren river]

Yep, not 28 years yet

[winged summit]

accurate analogy for twisted nerve

[pastel basin]

28 Years is such a goated movie

[pastel basin]

accurate analogy for crackheads in general, those dudes are actually fucking rabid

methheads are sometimes chill tho

[winged summit]

DayZ infected remind me of 28 days and it’s 🤌

[quick lagoon]

Is the CS gas working again in RoN?

[sonic vigil]

when tf is hotfix #2 dropping???

[barren river]

Cant understand what that dude is saying, too much crack ig

[winged summit]

that guy is definitely a chain smoker

[pastel basin]

he was probably tryna reach, dropped him

[winged summit]

I would love to see your tactics on relapsed 😂

[pastel basin]

they get exactly three shouts for compliance to drop to the ground on their own accord before I do it myself

[winged summit]

😭

this guy is gold

[winged summit]

you definitely used to gas rooms and wedge the doors so they’d choke

[pastel basin]

good idea... if only CS Gas wasn't fucked

[barren river]

Last year a crack head bring a sledgehammer stood in front of my front door try to get in, what a mad man

[pastel basin]

we gotta get a frag grenade launcher to do a true Spetsnaz playthrough

[pastel basin]

bro thought he was Sledge 😭

[winged summit]

pink the kind of guy to 3D print a monty shield

[barren river]

In broad daylight bruv, dunno what is wrong with these peole

[pastel basin]

you shoulda told him there was gold under the road and given him a pickaxe

[barren river]

Nah, i just shoo him aways and dude just walk, maybe that dude is an angle god send

[prime charm]

Is it me or do people not know how to play as swat? Rushing in no mic blasting everyone who is corresponding

[pastel basin]

maybe they are spetsnaz instead of swat?

[prime charm]

lol😂😂

I did all the normal missions are de DLC worth buying?

[pastel basin]

yea

more places to shoot crackheads and terrorists

[dapper epoch]

The hostages would be terrified if it was spetsnaz

[pastel basin]

there wouldn't BE anymore hostages

[prime charm]

Are the missions more fun or is it around the same intensity?

[dapper epoch]

They would throw grenades in every room. No Russian.

[humble cove]

Why is there a file named "bing chilling"

[pastel basin]

yeah more intense

[prime charm]

Exciting :))

[pastel basin]

exactly why we need lethal nades

[winged summit]

with mods anything is possible

[dapper epoch]

I would put a grenade in everyone’s mouth in Voll’s house. There are no innocents on that map

[barren river]

Even the daughter ?

[winged summit]

I seen a guy in my game with frag grenades and let me tell you rogue secret service agents + frags = a Beethoven symphony

[pastel basin]

Imma create a new "most optimal route" for Elephant, call it the "Beslan Method"

[dapper epoch]

No. One. Is. Innocent.

[barren river]

C'mon, she just born that way

[pastel basin]

we should get a knife so we can "interrogate" suspects to give up information

[dapper epoch]

Caveira from R6:

[pastel basin]

maybe a Water Bottle and Rag tactical item

[winged summit]

water bottle is too nice make it kerosene

[pastel basin]

then give us a lighter for when we finished

[winged summit]

they should make us devs ngl

[pastel basin]

hire fans void

[winged summit]

let’s make Patty a Dev too he definitely gets it

[barren river]

Bruv u r a swat officer, not an interrogator

[winged summit]

patty I know you’re watching pitch an idea with us

[pastel basin]

potato potato

those suspects made their choice 🤷‍♂️

[winged summit]

then tell us what the role of the K9 is in a real life swat team?

[prime charm]

How to invite someone from a different console?

[pastel basin]

give us a K9 or maybe even an FPV drone

[barren river]

Idk, pet ?

[pastel basin]

hell any of yall ever read Fahrenheit 451? Give us a player-controller Mechanical Hound with flamethrower

[winged summit]

confirmed swat just needs a emotional support animal

[mighty fjord]

Yes bro genius idea let’s torture the suspects so they have all the footage on bodycam and can’t get prosecuted because of police brutality so they can just get out and do it again 🔥🔥🔥

[winged summit]

funny of you to assume that bodycam doesn’t get turned off before we enter thresholds, D-Platoon swat officer over here confirmed

[mighty fjord]

Bodycam been off since the academy

[pastel basin]

nah bodycam remains on, we streamin this shit live on Twitch

[winged summit]

nah I need the qualified immunity 😭

[barren river]

Well, they always stressed out after every mission

[pastel basin]

donate $20 and we'll do whatever the donator wants to a random suspect

[winged summit]

To get their hopes up I always restrain some people then put them in a conga line and use them as human shields so their buddies do all the work

[mighty fjord]

Chat 20 gifted subs and I make Amos voll watch as I execute his family

[stable shale]

fellas is it fatphobic to not like fat women

[pastel basin]

nah everyone got a preference

[winged summit]

Is it a woman in Los Suenos?

[mighty fjord]

No and if they do swat their house for funnies

[fading wind]

Bold to assume we even have bodycam funds. Have you seen the windows of the cruisers? That's where the money went

[barren river]

That's a lot of work

[winged summit]

500 gifted to take Jamie down to the red room and her family

[stable shale]

Are Los suenos girls baddies tho

[sour hatch]

It’s not a downgrade

[winged summit]

go on neon tomb and get back to me

[stable shale]

I did and GODDAMN

I'd take a neon tomb girl any day

[mighty fjord]

Now that I think about it he doesn’t even like his family he took his daughter hostage w a gun to her head on one of my S rank runs 😭

[winged summit]

I think their funding went to the donuts the therapist hogs

[fading wind]

Also likely

[mighty fjord]

All the money went to the 5.7 and 7.62 ammo I ran through suspects skulls

[winged summit]

she was next in Queue for him that guy does not care which is why he gets a special appointment with god from me

[clever fractal]

Ban PC players please, theyre bad at the game

[winged summit]

Ronsole has taken over this our game now

[barren river]

Baits!!! Anyone want some, only 2 dollars for one

[winged summit]

lowkey they gotta ban us ps5 players man we be on something I swear

[pastel basin]

ban everyone EXCEPT for me

[mighty fjord]

Facts

[winged summit]

I second this this is the leading director of FISA

[clever fractal]

[mighty fjord]

It’s bad bro sometimes when I fail S rank runs I just start killing civs that are already restrained

[clever fractal]

Edgy fr

[pastel basin]

TOC when terrorists are shooting up a hospital: "Erm! It'sh ackchually bad to eliminate terrorishtsh, you need to ush non lethal!"

TOC when you discover a human trafficking ring: "CLOSE THOSE DOORS Entry Team, Glory to the FISA!"

[mighty fjord]

I get pissed because the ai fucks up or the suspect gets killed by a c2 door 😭

[winged summit]

I’ve only ever seen 1 person die to C2 and it was my friend trying to raid Johnny Bravo in his office on greased

[pastel basin]

nah don't do my homie Johnny Bravo like that

[mighty fjord]

It sucks on valley but it demoralizes them sm I just go for it

[winged summit]

bro fuck johnny he didn’t let me in on the corruption

[clever fractal]

Bruh i just want to play ron

[pastel basin]

corruption is only bad when I'm not involved 🔥

[runic aspen]

Is there any info on a new dlc?

[winged summit]

2026

[mighty fjord]

2026

[barren river]

...

[winged summit]

I’ll join day 5

[runic aspen]

Damn wtf i have only 50hours and every mission on s tier

[mighty fjord]

You must be new here bro the devs don’t tell us anything 😭

[barren river]

Bruv

[winged summit]

Wait doesn’t that mean the 3 weapons locked to pre order bonus come next year? 😭

[mighty fjord]

Yes bruh no mag fed shotgun til 2026 😭

[pastel basin]

give us a saiga with incendiary rounds

[barren river]

Been here since ea bro, gotta try to keep pressure on them, anyway u can

[winged summit]

I need FISA to sneak me HE rounds for my flash launcher

[mighty fjord]

The devs are at home partaking in FISA levels of corruption while bathing in all the money they made from ronsole and we’re stuck tryna get the ai outta the walls

[pastel basin]

let us drive a tank right through the map

[winged summit]

I thought you were a Ronsoler like me 😭

[pastel basin]

PCcucks vs RonsoleGODS

[winged summit]

I had a suspect on greased literally phasing through a wall and he merked 4 randoms in mp

[barren river]

Been here since the old underground headquarters

[mighty fjord]

Dude I had like 3 suspects on valley while I was tryna s rank it and they all couldn’t be told to move or restrained it was fucking ass

[lucid falcon]

every single time i go into lethal obsession, theres always one mf who gets stuck in the vent on the first floor

[winged summit]

happened to me on neon tomb 3 times after restraining all suspects 💔💔💔

[pastel basin]

I remember when me and my friend played Lethal Obsession and I got him to walk right into the trapped door 😭

[lucid falcon]

[winged summit]

you baited Gerard? 😂

[mighty fjord]

I haven’t had that one but on ends of the earth they kept glitching through the walls for me

[barren river]

Getting cuck by void too many times already

[winged summit]

bro I’ve died more times to a shotgun TK than bots in RoN 💔

[pastel basin]

nah I just made my friend gib himself on a door trap 😭

[mighty fjord]

Oh and on my Ironman for greased palms yesterday some civilian was way up in the air and was in the surrender anim and I couldn’t get him down so I promptly had to hit a 360 and quick scope him

[lucid falcon]

i had it on that one too, thats the beach house one right?
they got stuck in the attic wall gap. i reloaded it so many times to rush to the attic and stop anyone entering to get an S rank

[mighty fjord]

That happened to me for my s rank so I did the same I was moving like fucking sonic tryna clear the attic super quick

[winged summit]

I wish I struggled more on my S ranks in single player this sounds funny

[pastel basin]

its pretty funny how the door traps are only in like three maps out of the whole game

[lucid falcon]

the bugs can be funny but they get frustrating when you gotta reset a run, its just a lot of wasted time for no reward

[winged summit]

then you go on hard mode and it becomes Russian roulette

[winged summit]

I am blessed that my only bug on my ironman run was Gerard

[mighty fjord]

Funniest thing to me is I was doing great for an S rank on sins of the father and didn’t check one door for the bathroom and killed myself and everyone on a trap 😭

[lucid falcon]

I dont wanna attempt an ironman run until the game is fixed up more

[barren river]

Get lucky in the beach house, dude did stuck but after a gentle bean bag shot, he fell on his knees, S rank after 5 attempts

[winged summit]

but imagine the flex of having the watch rn with this AI 😏

[mighty fjord]

I haven’t had any Ironman bugs except for the one so far and I’m almost done with it now

[lucid falcon]

thats true but.. it would annoy me 😭 id rather get it done when its fixed to get a better experience

[mighty fjord]

I’m so close to the watch bro I can taste the bussdown Patek

[pastel basin]

they should add a mechanic where you can execute suspects to get other ones to surrender

[mighty fjord]

I think that’s in the game because after I blam ones head off the others usually surrender

[winged summit]

my favorite part of my run was on greased when a civ got bugged so I shot her in the head and had to run from MY swat team as they were all actively gunning me down looking for the last gun 😂

[barren river]

Already in the game, the stress system i think

[mighty fjord]

Or the civs yell about how I killed them and cry

[winged summit]

some missions on hard require a rating above C for it to count, do you remember any missions you did where you didn’t get all the main objectives completed?

[mighty fjord]

Accidentally killed a dude with a beanbag and the whole team just started spraying me with pepper balls so i wedged the door and just started ragebaiting them with the kill me prompt

[winged summit]

that’s fair I cannot hate

[winged summit]

this is diabolical behavior 😂

[livid river]

GUYS ITS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY

[pastel basin]

happy bday

[livid river]

thank you

[lucid falcon]

🎂 HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAAAAAAGH

[winged summit]

I hope you get vannila instead of a chocolate cake and happy birthday

[livid river]

Nahhh man😂

[barren river]

That why i'm also waiting for the patch, neon tomb with bugged out ai path drive me mad

[livid river]

Ty

[winged summit]

seems like you been waiting for 2 years 😂

[lucid falcon]

exactly. plus i want the game to look better as well, so its just a better time

[winged summit]

how much better was the ADAM AI pink?

[barren river]

Yep, just start replaying recently

[winged summit]

justice4pink he’s been waiting 2 years for an update

[lilac ocean]

Rage baiting swat Ai is insane

[winged summit]

try elephant skip to it and let us see

[lilac ocean]

Is today the day I S rank greased palms chat ?

[barren river]

Bruv...

[winged summit]

I think it is chat

[barren river]

Hope so

[lilac ocean]

LETS GO

[barren river]

Only get A+ on that ass map

[winged summit]

has anyone else encountered the bug on sins of the father where if you use c2 you start a chain of explosions with the traps on door

[lilac ocean]

I have never completed it but do not wanna come back to S so am just saying fook it

[lilac ocean]

I wish this sounds sick

[winged summit]

It was not sick I’m the first ronsoler to die to an explosion that blows inside of doors I swear 😭

[barren river]

Well the door did have trap on

[winged summit]

I WAS IN THE HALLWAY AWAY FROM THE DOOR and I died to a trap on a door further down 💔

[lilac ocean]

I spent a week blowing doors open with breach shotty cus I didn’t know u could peak and cut

[winged summit]

who needs to cut when you have offbrand C4

[barren river]

Maybe it's a bug, u should report it

[pastel basin]

they should add Fuze's cluster charges

[winged summit]

It was a bug, I used C2 on a door in the hallway because it had a trap and it started a chain reaction on every other door in said hallway with traps

[lilac ocean]

All the bugs I’ve seen are funny. Swat AI was arresting someone and got shot and and basically sprinted away while in the arrest animation like he was moving faster than you can even move in Ron. I had to pause the mission to die laughing

[faint schooner]

the recent reviews are mostly negative
but the overall are mostly positive
what could this mean 🤔

[lilac vale]

Squad was on sale recently

I forgot which one of you wanted to buy it

it was one of you

[topaz anchor]

is the home invasion dlc worth it

[faint schooner]

yes (i S ranked all of the maps in 1 hour)

[topaz anchor]

u so tuff

[lilac ocean]

$10 for an hour of fun(pain) def worth

[gleaming panther]

So tuff twin

[lilac ocean]

So mf tuff 🥀

[faint schooner]

overall the dlc is nice tho

all first try 🥶

[tawdry dune]

It’s fun

[gilded vigil]

IMO the hardest dlc mission is leviathan

[faint schooner]

which one is that? the oil rig or the hotel or whatever

[woven rivet]

mirage is a pain

[wary marten]

Yo how r yall?

[lucid falcon]

If C2 is so good, where is C3

[heady elm]

Oil rig

[faint schooner]

yeah the oil rig is crazy

[gritty linden]

It really isn’t

[rain elk]

when r we gonna get a switched glock

[drifting dagger]

theres an smg thats an auto glock I think

[rain elk]

no i meant hood type switch

[ember axle]

Patch 2 is today?

[drifting dagger]

I dont think we will :/

best bet is a g18

the real question is when will we get to dual wield sidearms

[rain elk]

they should add the g18 and an achivement we get after killing every civilian in the gas station instead of robbers and we get awarded a switched version of g18

[magic frost]

what's in next update ?

is there a roadmap

[drifting dagger]

a switched version of the g18 would be kinda redundant cause the g18 is already a machine pistol I think

[rain elk]

damn

[drifting dagger]

I could be wrong idk much about guns i just remember the g18 from modern warfare

[lilac ocean]

Is this true

[gilded vigil]

Oil rig

[near fossil]

Microtransactions, character skins, weapon camos, more maps, a fully overhauled loot system, female officers, pvp modes

[gritty linden]

G18 already exists in Ready or Not, it’s kept in the game files. I once saw a suspect using it in semi auto and nothing more but when I got it, it had full auto

[alpine oyster]

A

[zinc trail]

dont forget theyre removing the campaign at the end of the year

[turbid lily]

was easy for me

[near fossil]

Oh I won't forget

[pastel thunder]

I remember when I first played this game goddamn

[zinc trail]

are you tired

[pastel thunder]

Regularly

[near fossil]

I'm super tired

[zinc trail]

but ur name says Robin Banx

[near fossil]

I see, good joke

[topaz kernel]

horrible joke, dont try and make him happy about that one

[pastel thunder]

Can only play the game little bits at a time cause my ps5 doesn’t like it

[zinc trail]

ur mad im just a funny guy

[near fossil]

Anyways, hopefully we get information about update today

[barren river]

crack head aim bot me in dark ass tunnel with no light whatsoever, crack indeed give u super power

[near fossil]

You're definitely a funny guy alright

[zinc trail]

"this week at the earliest" is code for friday or tuesday

[humble sinew]

hi guysss

[pastel thunder]

Does the roadmap come with different missions?

[zinc trail]

there was no roadmap

[near fossil]

Thursday would be my guess, not friday because if something catastrophic goes wrong there is limited time to hot fix before the weekend

[near fossil]

Hiya! 🤗

[pastel thunder]

First I’ve got to make sure my ps5 doesn’t overheat while I play it

[zinc trail]

"if something catastrophic goes wrong"

console released almost a month ago

[barren river]

corruption everywhere ig, sigh, sometime too much money ruin everything

[barren river]

....

[near fossil]

Yeah but as bad as it is it works, they could break something and have it fail to launch or something

[zinc trail]

be civil:❌

be patient:✅

[near fossil]

I'm done be being both

[barren river]

bruv...

[near fossil]

Hey @zinc trail if the update comes out today I'll leave this server forever

[barren river]

and return with a new account

[near fossil]

I don't know what you mean

[barren river]

me too

[humble sinew]

how are you doing

[near fossil]

Pretty good, how about you?

[wild canyon]

@winter thistle you Walt !

You cannot hide when you have tags

[humble cove]

Been messing around with old versions, fast food has been worked on since at least 3 and a half years ago!

crazy how long this game has been in development for some things

the layout is basically the same, too

[humble sinew]

good did they say when the big update comes out

[lilac ocean]

HOW DOES YOUR FIRST GAME DO THIS WELL I get its been out for years but still

[near fossil]

Just sometime this week

We are placing bets on which day

[humble sinew]

ok hopefully it comes out soon

[tall trench]

is there an option for next week?

[near fossil]

More updates out next week, this game has plenty to fix don't worry

[blazing merlin]

good art direction along with putting out a game thats in a underdeveloped niche

[near fossil]

Console players want more tactical shooters that's for sure

[blazing merlin]

honestly the controversy made this game sell even better, any pr is good pr

[ornate prawn]

Arma reforger wasn’t cutting it anymore, ready or not fit the bill beautifully

[pastel basin]

Removing Elephant, Neon Tomb, Relapse, and Valley of the Dolls as well

[tall trench]

tbh console players are just less demanding

[blazing merlin]

why

[near fossil]

Fingers crossed, who do you think would win? The Dimitrescu sisters or The Brides from Val Helsing