💬general-discussion

[umbral karma]

[ancient matrix]

He was defending himself (he's scared of woman) and you stabbed him back

[formal monolith]

What man isn’t dawg

[patent portal]

True

[paper storm]

As a sign of...good faith. Stabbing is very good for the body.

[ancient matrix]

Right? The huzz can't know this, but we all are scared of woman

[patent portal]

Idk about that 💔

[ancient matrix]

I'd double check the sites you read such news from on your place 🥀

[paper storm]

I only read from the best sites ofcourse, the last paper came from this sketchy irishman down the street. I'd trust him with my life.

[formal monolith]

He’s Irish??? Yeah it’s a closed casket

[ancient matrix]

Did he mention blowing up cars as well?

[formal monolith]

I’d trust the India guy on the phone anyways for car insurance so nah I’m fine

[paper storm]

Not yet.

[paper storm]

Yes...Thats the sketchy part about the sketchy irishman

[ancient matrix]

Fym not yet? Are you gonna meet with him again

[paper storm]

Nothing is stopping me from meeting him again

Besides nothing beats a blown up car

[ancient matrix]

Girl bout to hate the UK (rightfully so)

[formal monolith]

UK = Ultra Knifeland

[paper storm]

I hate every country that isn't west europe 😄

[paper storm]

UK = Urban Killbox

[ancient matrix]

Valid tbh

I do hate both eastern n wester europe

South is cool tho, norths are schizos

[formal monolith]

Okay no freedom 🇺🇸 🦅

[ancient matrix]

Central europe the best

[surreal blade]

Oh hai London person

[paper storm]

No def not im biased towards west, everything west from the netherlands is power hungry and everything east is slav

[rocky pebble]

I hate every country that's not a Democracy or Republic.

[paper storm]

Now thats disrespect

[paper storm]

Freedom is overrated tbh

[surreal blade]

But you stabbed someone :c

[ancient matrix]

I'm just biased towards Central cuz I'm Polish and Poland strong n scream if you love Poland 🗣️

[formal monolith]

Trump, raise the tariffs by 200%

[rocky pebble]

Eh the French are an exception to this I don't like baguettes.

[surreal blade]

Least threatening knife suspect btw

[ancient matrix]

Who even likes the French to begin with

[paper storm]

Poland is liek the attack dawg of europe but also very...not us so I hate it.

[paper storm]

Trump is a glorified orange

[ancient matrix]

Dw we hate our country too ❤️

[paper storm]

Stabbing is healthy.

[formal monolith]

Yall literally stole your flag from the Aussies

[surreal blade]

And who are you :3

[paper storm]

Okay no chips for u

[rocky pebble]

That's what I'm saying.

[paper storm]

No we didn't, matter of fact we have 3 copy cats in europe alone

[ancient matrix]

Like fries or walkers/lay's

[paper storm]

No, the things in ur computer

[formal monolith]

Uhhhhh I claim bullshit

[surreal blade]

True blood letting was a thing

[ancient matrix]

[paper storm]

Luxmeburg,russia and my imaginary country that doesn't exist yet.

[surreal blade]

Where do you live lol

[paper storm]

W a t e r

[paper storm]

I know it was (:

Nothing gets you thriving then letting the juices flow

[surreal blade]

Water thing?

[rocky pebble]

Bohoh wahuh

[formal monolith]

Global warming go 🔥

[surreal blade]

I do love letting my juices flow, wait…

[ancient matrix]

[rocky pebble]

Doesn't exist

[paper storm]

Yeah, its hard being europe's drainpipe

[paper storm]

Would you care to expand on that statement?

[surreal blade]

So you live in a drainpipe

[surreal blade]

NO I MEANT BLOOD

[formal monolith]

Drainpipe > pipe > pipebomb

[surreal blade]

That’s why I don’t press f to stop bleeding

[surreal blade]

Bile bomb?

[paper storm]

[surreal blade]

Shush water thing

[rocky pebble]

Press F to stop pissing

[formal monolith]

Wdym dude what else is there that can fall into that criteria, piss? 🙏

[paper storm]

If only I could turn the country into a giant fukin pipe bomb

[surreal blade]

Piss too

[ancient matrix]

Ted Kaczyński core

[paper storm]

Psst, guess what? ||Ur 80% water :3 ||

[ancient matrix]

What if someone is 90% water

[surreal blade]

https://tenor.com/view/ted-kaczynski-ted-ted-k-gif-20150378

[rocky pebble]

The Japanese found that little fun fact out. That's how we know.

[surreal blade]

FUCK

[surreal blade]

You would die

[rocky pebble]

When they turned people in beef jerky, drying them out in the sun.

[formal monolith]

[ancient matrix]

Would I?

Have u checked

[surreal blade]

Too much water will poison your brain and kill you

[ancient matrix]

Proof?

[rocky pebble]

Not true.

This post has been fact checked by real RoNcord patriots.

[paper storm]

No it will turn you into a cosmic being

[surreal blade]

A condition called hyponatremia, which is caused by low sodium levels in the blood due to excessive water intake, can lead to brain swelling and potentially death

[formal monolith]

Drink a few gallons of water in <10 minutes

[surreal blade]

(I tried it)

[ancient matrix]

Proof of it being real?

[surreal blade]

I tried it and I don’t recommend it

[paper storm]

Look inside ur brain and picture water

[ancient matrix]

How can I do that tho

[runic aspen]

cant wait for ronsole so i can play elephant

[paper storm]

Roll ur eyes back (:

[ancient matrix]

You're not a reliable source tho

[surreal blade]

Fr??

[patent portal]

I drink 959295 gallons of water everyday, is that ok

[paper storm]

Yeah.

[ancient matrix]

Do it for me cuz idk how

[tepid peak]

i can’t wait to play everytbing

[surreal blade]

But it didn’t work when I tried

[paper storm]

Fish?

[ancient matrix]

Tbh most boring map in the game

[paper storm]

Just grab ur eye with ur bare hand and roughly point it backwards. Ez pz.

[tepid peak]

how so

[paper storm]

You didn't drink enough.

[ancient matrix]

Imma try that

[patent portal]

Glub glub

[paper storm]

No, blub blub

[surreal blade]

How much do I need to drink?

[paper storm]

50 litres

[patent portal]

Blubby blubb blub :0

[surreal blade]

Can I drink your water?

What happens if we were to drink other humans water?

[paper storm]

My tab water is cold though

[paper storm]

You die.

[formal monolith]

Dude that would just be blood what r u a vampire

[surreal blade]

Cold like my heart

[surreal blade]

Aw damn but if you drink other water you turn into a cosmic being?

[paper storm]

Its just his vampire phase dw, he will turn dead soon enough

[paper storm]

Yea cozz im special

[surreal blade]

You are very special

[paper storm]

I know I am

Anyways imma sleep goodnight cuties

[surreal blade]

Goodnight :3

[patent portal]

Niniii

[surreal blade]

Oh look its catboy

[surreal blade]

Cute :3

I just realized one of my irl friends are in this server

[patent portal]

Woah

[patent portal]

Also forgot to tell you but I'm raiding your house

[formal monolith]

❌

[patent portal]

☑☑

[muted tapir]

Do you know about TheParryGod

The god himself

[ivory viper]

Ronsole pls

[ivory viper]

Tomorrow is Summer!!!

[rocky pebble]

No

[muted tapir]

Summer is horrible

For anyone with hay fever

Can we cancel summer

Already been dying of it

[patent portal]

I don't think it works like that

[muted tapir]

It should

[formal monolith]

Yeah I agree fuck summer

[surreal blade]

No sadly

[surreal blade]

I agree

[muted tapir]

💯

[zinc trail]

But then ronsole wouldn’t exist

[muted tapir]

Bruh

A half-life fan who doesn’t know about TheParryGod

I’m about to open a whole world for you

[muted tapir]

https://youtu.be/8Bm3le9s3-A?si=nb7GoELDmYquLf7A

One of many goated Half-Life cinematics

[glacial bobcat]

someone please help

I have gotton stuck in the command part in the tutorial to stack up. When i press the key asighned to the command. nothing happens

[tepid peak]

it’s now for me

[tepid peak]

fellow hay fever sufferer

it’s the actual worse

itchy eyes sneezing throat itchy

but if we cancel summer then no ronsole

[unreal mulch]

Console release news yet?

[unreal mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/were-sending-you-back-to-the-future-lets-go-time-travel-get-back-gif-16482361

Aww

[muted tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-handshake-meme-my-man-warhammer-gif-1789335409913780266

[muted tapir]

Literally

[gritty cargo]

are there any super fast paced levels/modded missions?

[surreal blade]

OHH I HAVE SEEN HIM I JUST FORGOT HIS NAME

[long wraith]

man this RON fanbase is weird af

I get strong reddit vibes

[tepid peak]

what

any movie recommendations

[long wraith]

bro can't read 💀

[tepid peak]

“man this ron fan base is weird af I get strong Reddit vibes”

[livid parrot]

Ron looks so good man I’m so jealous of you pc players hopefully I will hear something about console release soon

[tepid peak]

I said what as in what do you find weird

[tepid peak]

real

[livid parrot]

You a console player as well?

[tepid peak]

yeah

[livid parrot]

Hell yeah when it drops on console we should run some missions

[tepid peak]

im down I don’t think any of my friends know about it

[long wraith]

Ah i was missing ur elaboration. Yeah I guess how they talk and what they find funny is weird in voice chat. Oh well different strokes for different folks

[tepid peak]

uh

so their voices?

[long wraith]

and their sense of humor

[tepid peak]

i mean there’s loads of strange people in the world

I haven’t been in a vc with anyone

[long wraith]

yeah and a lot are hanging out in ron discord

[tepid peak]

what do the people you spoke to find funny

[long wraith]

the time it would take to fully explain is not worth peace homie

[tepid peak]

okay

[livid parrot]

I told my buddy about it but not sure if he’s gonna cop it

[tepid peak]

I was on the phone to my friends and one of them said hey ron is coming to console and I was so happy

i think hell buy it and me and him might get more to buy it

[smoky onyx]

Do we have any info on release date?

[paper mountain]

hello people

any open slot

[tepid peak]

really soon

[smoky onyx]

Fr?

[tepid peak]

void are gonna be on ign live on the weekend they might say something on there

[smoky onyx]

On the weekend?

It is the weekend

[tepid peak]

we got told really soon 3 weeks ago or smth so could be sometime in June

[tepid peak]

next

[smoky onyx]

Oh

[burnt maple]

Yeah if you look up ign live 2025 you’ll see Ron on there

[tepid peak]

8 June

[smoky onyx]

Ok

Yay

[ivory viper]

Lets put it to a vote.

Ronsole rn??

[tepid peak]

yes pls

[near moss]

kinda lame but understandable

[ivory viper]

All in favor, say ronsole

[formal monolith]

elosnor

[tepid peak]

soleron

[ivory viper]

Selnoro

[humble rain]

Anyone else having a bug that removes the maps "ends of the earth" and "hide and seek"when playing the "free play" mode.

[modest nova]

Are we going to get a release date for console or will it just shadow drop some random day

[ivory viper]

Summer. Which is tomorrow

[supple needle]

Summer

[tepid peak]

might give more news on 8th june when void are on ign live

so far weve only been told pre order and ronsole release date is really soon

[plucky forum]

I got my RON at maximum graphics everything on epic and 150% all that and it still doesn't look as good as I want it to be. Is there anything I can do to make it look any better than it already does?

[zinc trail]

Hope we get a release date and pre orders then

[viral badger]

happy pride chat

[foggy perch]

Hello I’m kinda new lol

[foggy perch]

Anyway how is everyone

[foggy perch]

So what’s the hardest map on Ron?

[dense python]

Depends I guess
But
Port & 3 letter triad has the most suspects

[golden badger]

I’m so excited for the console release

This is my dream game ever since it came out

And I will finally get to play it

[foggy perch]

Ye I agree

I don’t have really do multiplayer so trying to do that solo is crazy

Mostly because none of my friends like Ron

[kindred heron]

Hmm I realized something

What engine is RoN in?

UE?

[golden badger]

Yeah

[dense python]

🐟

fis

[foggy perch]

I mean, mine runs through steam

Not sure if that’s what you meant

[ivory viper]

Ronsole. Ronsole. Ronsole.

[kindred heron]

No, I mean game engine

Yeah, RoN is made in Steam

[vague wasp]

I wonder if RoN console will have mods eventually

[livid parrot]

What’s everyone doing tonight/today?

[livid parrot]

We can only hope

Sony has to allow it first & well I’m not sure if Microsoft allows mods or not

[vague wasp]

Arma reforger did it just recently, pretty good as well

[livid parrot]

Yeah I know

Lowkey excited to buy it soon

[vague wasp]

They'd just have to test the mods themselves obviously

[livid parrot]

Just need to buy a new controller first games are really unplayable for me right now

[livid parrot]

Oh yeah, 100%

If Sony gives them the green light then they could add an in game mod tab/mod system to download mods & modded maps

[vague wasp]

The only problems with mods, is that they take forever to download for console

Because Sony and Microsoft both implement restrictions on how fast you can download in-game things

[livid parrot]

Not to bad if you have decent or good wifi

I download mods pretty fast for like fallout 4 or snowrunner

Not sure if you know the second game I said

[vague wasp]

I have 500+ Mbps download speed and it took me 5 hours to download the mods for one server on arma

[livid parrot]

Damn 💀

[pliant briar]

thinking steam is a game engine... in 2025

[livid parrot]

Mods are probably an issue right now since PlayStation & Xbox is not use to having mods on games it could get fixed with a system software update who knows

[vague wasp]

Sony has said they won't be changing it.

It's to "keep the SSD drives good for the entirety of the PS5s lifecycle"

[livid parrot]

Understandable

[dark elbow]

i was dehydrated af so ive been going thru it im doin better now after eatin a banana lol

[livid parrot]

That’s a good thing bro gotta drink plenty of water my boy

[vague wasp]

I think we should have the ability to change a setting to unlock full speed downloads in game, as long as we accept a thing that says we understand it can make the SSD die faster

[dark elbow]

yea im tryin

[livid parrot]

True I guess but I don’t wanna ruin my ps5 over mods imo

[vague wasp]

I can get back the money from buying a new formatted SSD drive, I can't get back the time it takes me to download mods

[livid parrot]

I can just put a crap ton of mods on download & keep it going over night so I don’t really care if it’s slow

[livid parrot]

True I guess

[livid parrot]

Yeah understandable, water is the only thing I drink now to be honest

[pliant briar]

are they stupid? that's not how ssds die

[vague wasp]

It'd have to be one servers mods, you only get about 25 gbs of mod downloading space, and every server just about has 15-20 gbs of mods

[dark elbow]

ive been drinking strictly sparkling water all day im willing to bet thats a culprit

[vague wasp]

The speed of writing to an SSD can affect its lifespan, and they also only have a lifespan of downloading 100TBs

[livid parrot]

I don’t like sparkling water only certain flavoured ones

[pliant briar]

yeah, so maybe like 1 year less out of a 15 years lifespan

first time hearing about write speed killing them (and not just total bytes written)

[vague wasp]

Idk you'd be surprised how fast it can die in this generation of games being 150+ gbs

[livid parrot]

My ps3 is like 11 years old & it’s still going strong lmao

[foggy perch]

oh

[kindred heron]

It is?

[vague wasp]

I've deleted and redownloaded the same 113gb game so many times because it's an addiction I can't escape forever

[pliant briar]

ps3 doesn't have a ssd

[livid parrot]

Yeah duh what am I thinking 🤦🏼‍♂️

I’m tired don’t judge😭

[pliant briar]

so did i and it made no real difference versus the "expected lifespan" via TBW

[vague wasp]

If ready or not console releases in July it'll be the best birthday gift ever

[livid parrot]

Reallll (I was born in September)

[pliant briar]

even if you download the same game 20 times, that's nothing when modern ssds have TBWs of 800TB+

it could be of course that sony put a crap ssd in ps5

that would explain why they're so scared

[vague wasp]

Yeah okay the TBW of the PS5 SSD is apparently 1 petabyte

I will not be reaching this ever

[pliant briar]

yeah, 130GB game is like 0.01% of that smh

[vague wasp]

The reason they gave is that "SSDs are intended to last the lifespan of the console, as a result, write speeds are primarily geared towards downloading games once, they are less optimized for downloading gigabytes of mods repeatedly, and certain restrictions aimed at ensuring the longevity of the console may result in slower download speeds."

[pliant briar]

not sure how that works tbh

byte is a byte

could be the way they compress mod files?

[livid parrot]

How many missions does ron have and are they always creating new missions

[vague wasp]

@livid parrot your bio didn't have to call me out

[livid parrot]

My fault bro 😭😭😭

[pliant briar]

no, unless you're willing to pay for them

[livid parrot]

What?

Are they expensive?

[pliant briar]

$10 for 3 maps (or rather the ability to host them)

there are two dlcs like that

[livid parrot]

So that’s probably like $15 for me

I’ll probably buy the DLC’s when It drops

[pliant briar]

there's another one coming, but that one is free

[livid parrot]

W devs

[zinc trail]

You gonna get ronsole?

[vague wasp]

So if one of your friends own them, you can join them free?

[zinc trail]

Just buy the deluxe

[livid parrot]

Hell yeah helldiver

[zinc trail]

You get all of them

[pliant briar]

yes

[livid parrot]

I most likely will

[vague wasp]

That's sick

[zinc trail]

5 days until we can hopefully pre order ronsole

[livid parrot]

Hopefully

[pliant briar]

why do people never learn

never preorder even if it's gta 6

[livid parrot]

Why not

[zinc trail]

Jokes on you I already pre ordered gta 6

[livid parrot]

I’m preordering gta 6 idgaf what anyone has to say

[livid parrot]

Type shit lol

[zinc trail]

Who wouldn’t pre order gta 6 lol

[livid parrot]

Exactly

[zinc trail]

Just realized we gonna be playing GTA 6 for 20 years

I’ll be 41 when GTA 7 comes out💔

[livid parrot]

I’ll be 39 lmao turning 40

[vague wasp]

Jokes on you they'll never make a GTA 7

[livid parrot]

Probably not

[pliant briar]

one reason is that it won't release on pc at first :P

[livid parrot]

Not until 2456

[vague wasp]

They'll just forever add new things to GTA 6 and remaking it for new console generations

[livid parrot]

Probably

[livid parrot]

Poor pc players

[zinc trail]

I don’t own a PC

[pliant briar]

sincere condolences

[vague wasp]

I've forever and always been a console player

[zinc trail]

I just don’t see why to get one

[livid parrot]

Same

[pliant briar]

save money

[livid parrot]

Probably will buy a pc one day but as of right now I’m a console player

[zinc trail]

How

[livid parrot]

He’ll save money by not getting one lol

[vague wasp]

Why would I go to where all the stinky hackers are

[pliant briar]

like they don't cheat on consoles

[zinc trail]

It’s harder to cheat on console

[livid parrot]

Fr

[vague wasp]

The only difference is no one cheating on console have wall hacks, auto aim, spin botting or teleportation

[zinc trail]

And the company that makes console cheating devices, (Zens, etc) is getting shut down

[vague wasp]

Companies are also introducing anti cheat for third party devices

[livid parrot]

Exactly lmao

[zinc trail]

One company can’t make a working anti cheat

[vague wasp]

Siege has one that's in progress, and next gen rust is gonna have an auto detection for zen and XiM as well

[pliant briar]

friendly reminder that consoles are designed to exploit you out of you money long term

[livid parrot]

Okay? Still gonna be a console player

[pliant briar]

games are more expensive, there's a subscription if you want to play multiplayer

[zinc trail]

A subscription that gives you hundreds of good games for free in return

$18 bucks a month for TLOU, RDR2, Doom, etc

[pliant briar]

there's a lot more of that with just $0 on a pc

[vague wasp]

And you can also have two people using one subscription living in the same house of course because nobody breaks PlayStation terms of service

[zinc trail]

$0? It’s $5000 for a single component

[vague wasp]

I did get a two week ban just for existing once though because I had Gaymer in my username 😭

They smited me

[pliant briar]

it's not 2021 anymore btw

[zinc trail]

I know

[livid parrot]

FOR REAL like that new 5090 is like 3k💀💀

[zinc trail]

maybe I should get a pc

[pliant briar]

the most expensive component in most pcs is a gpu, but you "only" need as much as $299 to have a great experience

[livid parrot]

Nah save your money

Unless u have the extra money to buy one

[zinc trail]

I kinda have the money

[livid parrot]

Do you have extra tho

[zinc trail]

Yeah

[livid parrot]

Well that’s up to u

[zinc trail]

I can’t wait a whole 3 months until ronsole💔

[vague wasp]

THREE MONTHS?

[zinc trail]

Well we have until today, to august for ready or not to be released

[vague wasp]

I hope it's late June or July 😭

[zinc trail]

Well it’s not may anymore, so 2 months

[zinc trail]

Same here bruh

[pliant briar]

it's best if you don't think about it all the time

[vague wasp]

Atleast I have arma reforger to keep me busy for awhile

[zinc trail]

deadass didn’t even know you could change clothes in the game

[dark elbow]

look on nexus

[zinc trail]

What’s that

[vague wasp]

A milsim set in the cold war

But it just got mods on console so you can make it into a current time war

[livid parrot]

The game was shown for console release almost 2 months ago

[zinc trail]

Well summer just started 48 minutes ago

[livid parrot]

If I had to guess I’m saying late July to late August tbh

[zinc trail]

Well shit September is still in summer

[vague wasp]

There's also gamemasters who can control what the enemy ai do, and spawn new ai

[devout sand]

imagine VOID dev change how bullet fly for this month

[livid parrot]

Yeah but I don’t wanna wait until September 😭

[vague wasp]

Because it's June and nothing flies straight?

[zinc trail]

Imagine it drops on the last day of summer💔

[livid parrot]

Stop dude😭 I don’t wanna wait that long

[devout sand]

is that ruined italy flag or what

[livid parrot]

Nope

It’s an old flag from where I live

[devout sand]

italy?

[livid parrot]

No lmao

Somewhere in Canada that’s all I’m saying

[patent portal]

Is it maybe italy

[dark elbow]

nexus mods for ur outfits

[surreal blade]

What game was the first to feature a tactical reload/ fast reloads/

[gaunt holly]

Probably Combat: Vietnam

[surreal blade]

Conflict Vietnam?

[gaunt holly]

Oops, yes. Conflict*

Was a fun game

[surreal blade]

I thought it was cod AW

[gaunt holly]

Who knows. There are so many games out there

[surreal blade]

Anyone remember MOh war fighter?

[gaunt holly]

The last medal of honor I played was frontline. Was the OG before cod

[surreal blade]

I wish MOH picked up more warfighter had its flows but its “tactical” look was kinda ahead of its time

[livid parrot]

Nope

[golden badger]

YREFRGUVYUIKGBIHBJHKKKLPIPIUHIGYFSAWQAETAWRRSYTJTD

[heavy stone]

Still no update on console 🙁

[livid parrot]

Nope

Hopefully there will be something when I wake up tmr but I highly doubt it but Im thinking in a couple weeks we’ll hear something

[dense python]

rawrsole tomorrow

[heavy stone]

Kaminsky said soon, which according to the soon key, means really soon, we do not however have a really key so I dont know what really means

[livid parrot]

Kaminsky, are they a developer of the game?

[heavy stone]

they work for void yeah look at the server list

i dont think theyre adev but they know stuff

[livid parrot]

Well that’s somewhat good news hopefully we actually hear something really soon

[dense python]

Mr Meowsky

[burnt maple]

We’re probably gonna hear something on the 8th about console

[hard sandal]

Hiii

[fallen flare]

all hail the snail

[hard sandal]

Yes!

[lapis vigil]

My monitor is turning on and off

[devout sand]

ur hdmi/dp/power connector aint fully inserted?

[elfin blade]

It’s kind of ridiculous they could at least provide a small update

[lapis vigil]

I cant turn off the pc and one monitor is staying on, a greyish screen, and the other is turning on and off to a greyish screen

Also the sound stuttered for a second and continued before it started doing this

[rigid bone]

Technically only a member of the marketing team. If I worked on the game progess would likely go backwards

[devout sand]

wth is that pfp where sad cat go

[rigid bone]

[lilac vale]

https://tenor.com/view/tag2-gif-25229282

[green tusk]

I think you should review the rules channel

[rigid bone]

One of my mods is just doing what I should be doing, honestly

[green tusk]

[lilac vale]

poke

[rigid bone]

1984 is actually a very interesting read

[lilac vale]

Eman Kaminsky is not answering my message

[rigid bone]

aside fahrenheit 451

I don't see turt

I don't answer

[green tusk]

Relatable

[rigid bone]

simple as

[lilac vale]

I’m working on a new one but it’s hard finding actual good artists

And it costs

I’m trying here

[rigid bone]

Valid.

Art is expensive

though the Judge body pillow art was suprisingly cheap

[lilac vale]

I swear if I ended up in hospital and I told them to call kam cause he’s my emergency contact. ‘Sorry he didn’t have turt pfp so I didn’t answer’

Great now I’m dead.

Kam what happened to crykat pfp

Why it gone

[gaunt holly]

Imposter

[lilac vale]

Uh

What

[green tusk]

sus

[lilac vale]

Suspects?

What seems to be the issue

[patent portal]

I fw the pfp heavily Kaminsky

[lilac vale]

If you can’t find the last one you gotta keep looking around the map🤓

[green tusk]

https://www.nexusmods.com/readyornot/mods/994

[lilac vale]

Of course there’s a mod like this

I’m surprised it’s not from you

[rigid bone]

Well, it's June

[lilac vale]

It is? I thought it was February

Someone lied to me

[gaunt holly]

New pfp each month

[rigid bone]

Nope. Only for this month. :>

[harsh edge]

@rigid bone

[rigid bone]

[gaunt holly]

[strange lichen]

[patent portal]

Officialy june

[fallen flare]

can anyone tell me how to beat elephant?

[ancient matrix]

It's a pretty straight forward mission. Hunt down the shooters n then do the bombs

You have to be quick as the suspects will kill civilians

[surreal blade]

Do you guys use gloves or nah??

[dry jewel]

i need that mod

[fallen flare]

wow i figured that myself

[ancient matrix]

I mean idk what to tell u man, I don't wanna force a play style on someone lul

I just usually rush this mission and get s ran each time

[old kernel]

Taser and go solo rush be Quick u have only 4 terorists to arrest

[ancient matrix]

4? I usually had 2 or 3

[loud cloak]

if i have a mod on do i not rank up?

[old kernel]

Yap on elephant mission, you have 4 suspects to arrest

[old kernel]

For official rank it must be vanila without mods

[ancient matrix]

Huh, never had 4 fr only 3 max

[old kernel]

Hahahaha i had always 4 every time 🤷

[loud cloak]

rgr

[fallen flare]

yeah m2 but im somehow never fast enough to get all 4 before smb dies

[old kernel]

U need to have a little bit luck also hahaha

[fallen flare]

dont want no luck

is it only me or was someone else's reaction after seeing the weapon selection screen for the first time "hmmmm very nice NOW WHERE IS MY DEAGLE"

[old kernel]

Hahahahahah

I did like that taser and go solo after idk how many times did S rank🤣

[royal stag]

yes

[ancient matrix]

No

[surreal blade]

What fov do yall play at?

[ancient matrix]

90-100

[atomic narwhal]

100 and I don't use zoom for ads

Yes I can't see shit if the suspect is far away

[red jay]

zoom ads is disorienting imo, better to have the game not change FOV on the fly

[lilac vale]

160fov gang

[devout sand]

man can see the stock of the gun 💀

[surreal blade]

ITS SUMMER WHERE TF IS OUR UPDATE VOID

[umbral trench]

The summer estimate was given in a Southern Hemisphere location

So you can expect it December 22nd

[patent portal]

Probably 5 days or 16 hours

[surreal blade]

AHHH

[patent portal]

Sorry pal

[surreal blade]

I’m touching you

[patent portal]

XIAOHONGSHUUUUU

Naw but we probably aren't getting news until the 7th or 8th

[surreal blade]

Ugh soft

[sharp narwhal]

i want some new content real bad

cus im just playing mods

[dim arch]

How long till ready or not drops

[wanton musk]

merry prid mont everybhodi :D

[patent portal]

Yayyyy

[lilac vale]

[undone wave]

Is the a release date for RoN on console?

[undone wave]

Oke, when RoN comes on console will also come new maps?

[patent portal]

Yes yes

[undone wave]

How many?

[quiet fulcrum]

Bruh

[patent portal]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[lilac vale]

2 confirmed

[patent portal]

Yea what they said, I think

[undone wave]

Ok

[lilac vale]

2 maps, guns if you preorder console and uh difficulty slider

And fixes and yada yada

[devout sand]

difficulty slider? 🤔

[lilac vale]

So you have not read newsletters, of course.

[devout sand]

nah those 4 gun caught my attention only 🤣

[lilac vale]

Of course.

[fallen flare]

is it just me or does anyone else have the urge to shoot the civilians on valley of dolls when they pull out their phones

[fast tendon]

Is it 100p that you will never be able to get the guns unless you preorder

[lilac vale]

The less lethal pistol will be free for everyone no matter what

But the shotgun,1911 and grenade launcher will only be for people who preorder console edition

PC side gets all of them

[fast tendon]

Nice

[solar patrol]

Does anyone know if void have announced when Ron will be pre-order able for consoles?

[raven stream]

guess you've never been to the basement

[wanton musk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cute-pamper-spa-gif-3495938811408432971

[patent portal]

Beautiful

[livid parrot]

Lmaooo so are we maybe gonna hear something soon

[lilac vale]

At least Kam is honest

And knows his limits

[normal sinew]

Hmmmmmm

[patent portal]

I think you should

[patent portal]

GARNNNN

[tepid peak]

ive got an announcement

hash brown

[patent portal]

That's amazing

[quiet fulcrum]

I'm going to say a slur

[patent portal]

I'm going to counter-act that

[tepid peak]

i have a feeling more ronsole news will be told on ign live

[plain lynx]

I'm looking for people to play ready or not (need 5 people) in the bos

[patent portal]

Yes yes yes, I think

[prime lance]

Do´s it safe Progress when i play multiplyer, or do i need to finisch the missions solo too?

[fluid willow]

When completing missions for acheivments is E a passing grade?

[devout sand]

yes 🤣

[fluid willow]

So it is? Because i did rust belt with a 357 only and i didnt get the achievement and i thought maybe it was due to it being an E

[surreal blade]

Guys

[little mortar]

Is it summer now

[surreal blade]

Yes

[sage perch]

dang it, a mod corrupted my files, I cleared the mods but it erased all my data

[dry jewel]

MY AI TEAMMATE JUST SHOT A CIVILIAN

[surreal blade]

VOID WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR UPDATE?

[dry jewel]

i ate it mb

[wanton turret]

what upodate

[surreal blade]

Did it taste good?

[dry jewel]

it tasted like chicken

very dry chicken

[surreal blade]

Werid

[lean mango]

does it taste like hash brown

[quiet fulcrum]

you'll get your update when you fix this damn door

[dark elbow]

its weird. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt, if anything id have u and ur friends download all the same mods to try it out

[patent portal]

Update

[worn flare]

ronsole on ign live or void needs to pack their hashbrowns

lowkey make a new sticker saying Ronsole release on ign live

[patent portal]

Hash browns...

[surreal blade]

Mmm hash browns…

[noble fjord]

I swear I check everyday to see if ready or not is out or not

[paper storm]

Why are there so many mac donalds cats

[patent portal]

Why would there not be

[quiet fulcrum]

She is a non believer

Shame

[patent portal]

Shame shame shame

[paper storm]

Because its weird duh

[patent portal]

You're weird

[surreal blade]

Oh hey the psycho is back

[paper storm]

I never left (;

[surreal blade]

Hii :3 we missed you

[paper storm]

Dw, next time you miss me. Look under ur bed :3

[patent portal]

😭

Not even judge could take you down

[surreal blade]

I have a couch

[quiet fulcrum]

nuh uh

[paper storm]

Did he even try?

[paper storm]

Im also in the closet sometimes

[patent portal]

I don't think he wants to

[surreal blade]

I don’t have one

[quiet fulcrum]

it's june now, you can come out

[patent portal]

[paper storm]

Yeah so I have a knife

[patent portal]

[quiet fulcrum]

shiver me timbers

[paper storm]

Im across the street in an unmarked van

[surreal blade]

Awwww how thoughtful

[patent portal]

That's where you belong

[paper storm]

Im looking thru ur windows (:

[surreal blade]

Awwww

[patent portal]

That's not very

[surreal blade]

So mean

Do you even play ready or not lol

[paper storm]

No

[quiet fulcrum]

fraud alert

[modest nova]

Happy jurassic june

[quiet fulcrum]

we got gay dinosaurs in june?

[surreal blade]

Why are you even here then-

[paper storm]

I forgot.

[surreal blade]

Meow?

[paper storm]

What?

[surreal blade]

lol

[paper storm]

The walls are talking and the colors are tasty

[surreal blade]

Yummm

[hearty siren]

Hey guys, I got into policing (Ontario)

Just a cadet but we walked into a shitty scene guy in a bathtub and the rest

It kind of shook me hard I’m dealing okay but do you have any advice

When they tossed around the body that’s what fucked me up

I’m off shift now

[hearty siren]

Word

[paper storm]

What do you mean excactly?

[surreal blade]

Oh shit sorry that happened man

[hearty siren]

Bathtub full of water, guy in it. There was seroquel on the sink counter

I think he took a bunch we’ll wait for the coroner but I’m at our car

First dead body sorry for bringing this on y’all it’s just really

Like spooky and hard

[quiet fulcrum]

this might be the wrong server to talk to 💀

[hearty siren]

How the fuck do you deal with it lol

That’s fair ok

Sorry bossdawg

[surreal blade]

Dude this is too heavy for the server talk to someone close okay? Or someone you know a therapist

[paper storm]

Talk to a therapist

[hearty siren]

Okay I’m sorry

[paper storm]

We don't mean it in a bad way. Its just that we are not equiped to deal with something like that

[hearty siren]

No I understand I’m just sorry for dropping all that

[raven stream]

nothing to be sorry about, you didn't kill the poor bastard

you'll be fine after two weeks

[hearty siren]

North bay Ontario we don’t have therapy included in our benefits

[surreal blade]

I was gonna make a joke but this is just sad qwq im sorry you had to experience that man

[raven stream]

death's part of life and sadly the job sometimes. Sucks that you had witness it so early on in your career

[surreal blade]

Yeah…

Kinda makes sense about your officers stressing out

[hearty siren]

Is what it is I’m heading to the station pray for me

I’m just a cadet my asshole is gonna get torn out

[surreal blade]

Good luck man just take care and don’t get too fed up over it you’ll get used to it talk to someone soon okay? A therapist or someone you can trust

[raven stream]

nah, therapists are like a lottery. Talk to someone senior in the dept. who's been through it

[surreal blade]

Oh sorry

[hearty siren]

Yeah sorry for dropping all that

[raven stream]

nothing to apologise for really. Better this than people asking when is RoN coming out on console

[hearty siren]

I left a message with my old therapist so hopefully I have someone to chat with

That’s pretty funny @raven stream

If I knew how to give awards I would

[raven stream]

awards are a Steam thing

[hearty siren]

Silly goose who cares

I freaked out it’s my bad

Sergeant said this is the first of many bodies

[raven stream]

would be bad if you hadn't freaked out

[surreal blade]

Nah your fine man

[hearty siren]

I just wanna be good and reverent

If they don’t have anyone to claim I’ll be there I think it’s kind of my duty

[raven stream]

like I said, u'll be stuck with it for at least two weeks. A weird feeling of that being in the back of all your thoughts. But after that you'll be fine. A month from now it'll be business as usual

[wanton turret]

r we deaduzz bro

ron is insane ngl but u doing too much

ain that serious

[surreal blade]

Wait so does ready or not offer discounts for people that are former/ active LEO and also veterans?

[raven stream]

how would that even work?

[surreal blade]

Hm.. idk I just thought it would be fitting lol

[raven stream]

lol

[half portal]

blud get a job

[ripe scarab]

[quiet fulcrum]

grow up then

[half portal]

in what country

[quiet fulcrum]

leave then

???

[half portal]

do summer work or wtv its called

[quiet fulcrum]

lmao he got kicked

[half portal]

for what

[ripe scarab]

It's against the rules to ask for free games.

[half portal]

aha

[green tusk]

How about we not encourage users to @ the devs to beg for the game

[quiet fulcrum]

idk what you're talking about

[ripe scarab]

They have logs lol

[quiet fulcrum]

if that did happen, that's funny af

[green tusk]

[quiet fulcrum]

[green tusk]

Console gamer begging will rise when the game releases, you can count on it

And it probably won’t be enabled for family share or whatever they have, since it is disabled on the steam version

[quiet fulcrum]

Solution: don't release it

[rigid bone]

[green tusk]

Check pings in above channels Kam

Fix it

[quiet fulcrum]

That kid begging Kam for a free game, crazy

Now why would he do that

[green tusk]

The RoNcord begging situation is crazy

[quiet fulcrum]

Like did someone tell him to ping the community manager

???

Crazy foo

[dense python]

Can I get ron for 100 million money

[rigid bone]

Of course

[half portal]

what kind of money?

[safe gale]

Careful, could be 100m rubles

[quiet fulcrum]

can I get RoN for 100 million monkeys

[safe gale]

Equal to 3 USD

[quiet fulcrum]

not a typo

[half portal]

i impulse bought the dlcs and safe to say they were worth it

[tepid peak]

monopoly

[dense python]

Oregon

[green tusk]

Hash brown cat

[dense python]

cat

[brisk yoke]

c

[paper storm]

if I see one more mac donalds cat...i'll do something very bad

[paper storm]

Damn.

[quiet fulcrum]

shiver me timbers

[paper storm]

I will kidnap 15 cats and 25 ducks now.

[paper storm]

I see this as governmental permission to kidnap all the ducks.

[tepid peak]

well this has changed

[green tusk]

[worn flare]

i need ronsole so bad

[livid parrot]

Fr bro

[shy snow]

hello

[worn flare]

just give me the game I NEED IT

[livid parrot]

Man the Valley of the dolls missions or mission is fuckeddddd im watching a video on it right now lets just say its about “cod points” if ykyk

It’s actually messed up but that’s what the world is nowadays

[tepid peak]

why is everything in canada square and cube in South Park

[tepid peak]

fr

[livid parrot]

I honestly don’t know lmao

Guess they are just making fun of Canadians lmao

[half portal]

yeah most of the time you dont notice but when you stop and look at it you realise how fucked up it is

[livid parrot]

For real the video was so hard to watch because that shit happens irl as well

[long edge]

heyya

[supple saffron]

RoN just wiped all my save data

for no reason

[lilac vale]

Sometimes it sadly does that

For whatever reason

Sometimes people also accidentally delete all their save data clicking on ‘clean mod and save data’ when something goes wrong with their game not realising the full extent of the damage

[half portal]

ooh so thats why my save dissapeared

[livid parrot]

I need ron on console nowwwwwwww

[dark elbow]

one of the weirdest missions fs

i remember my first time ever coming across the basement

and the red room especially creeped me out

[livid parrot]

I bet bro I ain’t letting no one live when i play it

Only the young civilians at his house obviously

[worthy flame]

hello all.
it's so cool how this game really hit a nerve among players. i was sure that tactical shooters was a thing of the past.
rainbox six got caught up in some ubisoft-lookalike multiplayer shooter.
who'd think there still was a market for realistic fpv tactical shooters. i grew up with every single rainbox six and ghost recon, the swat series. im so happy to be wrong!

[hearty crest]

Soda

[inner elk]

Hey, whats the parameter to change if we want to see or not the fact that we have made, for example, unauthorized lethal force directly?

[lilac vale]

In settings the best you can do is change to 'all scores'

[inner elk]

where?

I mean what category

[lilac vale]

should be in general setting

the first category

[inner elk]

but its alr on "all scores" but like I dont see anything in game

like if I shoot a civilian there's gna be nothing

[lilac vale]

I mean it won't show you that if you haven't gotten a ROE rule breaker

You have to actually break the rules to see it

[inner elk]

I did, its only show up at the end of the mission

[lilac vale]

yeah?

[inner elk]

I mean as soon as I did it there was a little message at the bottom that said I what I did wrong tho

[lilac vale]

Yeah that's by default

[inner elk]

but how do we put it back because I don't have it and I never had it

[lilac vale]

Uhhhh

it should really be on by default

idk what else to tell you

[rare hound]

when is the next sale?

[lilac vale]

Summer sale 98%

think it starts around 20th of june ish

[rare hound]

thanks bro

definitley buying the game then

[lilac vale]

at least PC side I should say

console side there is no idea if it will go on sale

[rare hound]

i have pc

[lilac vale]

yeah then summer sale 98%

ron goes on sale every major steam sale

[simple iron]

Have they released the date yet ?

[lilac vale]

nein

[simple iron]

Dang

[slow obsidian]

Hi from the army, this game made me wanna enlist

[raven stream]

welcome

[crude lake]

This police game made you want to enlist in the army... damn Void really missed the ball

[north pebble]

Stole the words right outta my mouth

I was just about to say a police game made you wanna join the army?

[green tusk]

LS is a war zone

[north pebble]

At that point just play squad smh

[crude lake]

Plays 20 hours of CoD: "Man, i really wanna join the IRS now!"

[lilac vale]

good one lol

[runic aspen]

Is it possible something for RoN is shown during the Xbox games showcase

[lilac vale]

xbox games no

But for IGN event I think yes

cause they are listed as presenting something

[crude lake]

https://gamerant.com/ready-or-not-ps5-xbox-console-release-window-summer-2025/

[runic aspen]

Nice

[crude lake]

Oh wait, thats an "old" article

https://tenor.com/view/alfred-batman-darkknight-i-failed-you-gif-4226725

[lilac vale]

somehow doesn't keep up to date with ron news

[runic aspen]

lol

[lilac vale]

not real fan, mods take care of this user

[crude lake]

[livid parrot]

https://tenor.com/view/i-hate-you-anakin-star-wars-gif-10358450

[runic aspen]

Patrick ur not mod?

[livid parrot]

I don’t have gif permissions 😢

[crude lake]

[north pebble]

[runic aspen]

[gusty stump]

Moving out is fun

[surreal blade]

Headpat :3

[dense python]

ready

[surreal blade]

Or

[dense python]

not

[ancient matrix]

In fact I am ready

[crude lake]

https://tenor.com/view/thor-really-it-is-what-it-is-gif-17141293804853045134

[gusty stump]

🦈 or 🐟

[dense python]

🦈🦈

[raven stream]

🐬

[noble fjord]

Ima bite you

[crude lake]

Are you a vampire?

[raven stream]

wanna rethink that one mate?

[crude lake]

I just want to be bitten by a vampire

[raven stream]

🥶

[gusty stump]

you will die

[crude lake]

Eh...

[surreal blade]

Weird kink

[gusty stump]

I mean we all do, but you'll become a zombie or something I dunno

[raven stream]

🤦‍♂️

[surreal blade]

You’ll become a vampire I think

[crude lake]

If i get bitten by a vampire ill become a zombie?

[dense python]

You"ll become a 🦈

[gusty stump]

I think so?

read vampire lore, guys

because I dont

[crude lake]

What do i become if i get bitten by a zombie then?

A VOID DEV.

[noble fjord]

I just wanted a direct date

[raven stream]

[noble fjord]

Ur next

[raven stream]

I'm immune to that shite

[gusty stump]

I'll lock you up

[crude lake]

Cant give you a direct date. But i can give you a Direct Contact
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2084450/DIRECT_CONTACT/

[raven stream]

Close. The. Door.

[lilac vale]

sus link

[dense python]

[ancient matrix]

RoN reviews are looking great

[dense python]

If they add winter camo they'll get one positive review

[gusty stump]

You should see my apartment right now. Like bomb went off here

[crude lake]

Winter camo... for what?

[dense python]

What kind of question is this

[raven stream]

it doesn't snow in Los Suenos, so a legit one

[dense python]

"But it doesnt sno-"
Who cares

[gusty stump]

Me

[crude lake]

If it means so much to you, you can commission a modder

[dense python]

I am not doing all that