💬general-discussion

[rigid bone]

:(

[glass mulch]

Lmao

[half stratus]

for some reason the sociopath that made it added full auto compat

even though it has like, a 10 round magazine

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-shocked-what-surprised-stutter-gif-6644021

[glacial tulip]

w-wh-at ready?

[glass mulch]

Lol

Or not

[glacial tulip]

really or n-what?

[glass mulch]

Lmao

[halcyon kernel]

10 round mag with full auto?

might as well just sneeze and call it a day

[half stratus]

its like 500 RPM too

[halcyon kernel]

LMAO

[half stratus]

you hold that trigger for a moment and it clicks

ig if you really want the PKM guy on the hospital map dead this is your gun

[halcyon kernel]

just blink and they die

[true plank]

[latent whale]

well hello

[plucky dirge]

bonch

[modest fern]

https://tenor.com/view/he-knows-too-much-commander-agent-elvis-he-knows-everything-he-is-overly-knowledgeable-gif-17100119451379156693

[quiet ocean]

bro fuck ts neon tomb mission

[faint wigeon]

Its bad

[quiet ocean]

i just got suicide bombed, 2 officers killed and 1 incapacitated

[faint wigeon]

It sucjs

Alot of maps suck tbh

Matter of fact

I HATE THIS GAME

[quiet ocean]

elephant is the only good mission

just lore lackluster..

[modest fern]

what a hot take

[faint wigeon]

Attention everyone we will be review bombing ready or not, at april 8th, 6pm est

Heh

[weak trail]

lol

[modest fern]

Devastating

[worthy apex]

can we delete the ROE

pls

[faint wigeon]

5 ucls and 3 ballon dor

[faint wigeon]

Also theres a mod

[latent whale]

infiltrate a hospital with just 1 squad, is it possible in real life? i believe not

[quiet ocean]

LOLL

i was on voll mission, collected suspicious video tapes as evidence

one of my officers said, and i quote, "alright boys, time to fess up. which ones have you watched?"

[latent whale]

must be smth we all know as a men

[quiet ocean]

it has potential to be mentioned more

[quiet ocean]

more lore for elephant pls kaminsky

if u reading this

[latent whale]

yeah ofc. This game is too realistic

[distant roost]

Hey anyone know how i get the way out west achievement?

[shell cloud]

.357 magnum only on coyote

[distant roost]

i tried that but i didn't get it

[regal summit]

no gas masks

found that out the hard way

[distant roost]

really?

[regal summit]

mhm

[distant roost]

what can the AI have?

[regal summit]

if you had one ofc. if not then idk

[regal summit]

i don't think it matters

[distant roost]

k

can i have anti flash?

cani use tac?

[modest fern]

Pistol only

You can look at the Steam guides for more specifics

[opaque coral]

Hey does anyone know of a mod on Nexus mods that removes the long tactical gear or makes it an option not to have it in your loadout?

[winged furnace]

Why would you do that

Just unbind the key to equip it

[runic aspen]

we need a server browser next update please

[devout zenith]

does anybody have a soyjak scope mod

[ancient helm]

do S ranks count on quick play?

[vivid star]

neon tomb?

[vivid star]

dont think so

im supposed to be studying but oh well theres always tomorrow

[solid cape]

Anywhere

[modest fern]

Unless you always want to be a toilet burger gaming, you should study

[ancient helm]

Thanks, I'm trying to S rank Elephant but this is near impossible

[green tusk]

Maybe you could be a professional sinner if you studied

At least you could get paid

[modest fern]

Void already pays me half of what the bodypillows generate

[green tusk]

Of which most is stolen from the rest of us

[modest fern]

Simply a skill issue

[green tusk]

Sinner steals the whole budget

[livid ice]

have devs ever talked about changing time of day on all of the maps?

[glass mulch]

I domt think so.

[livid ice]

unfortunate i love using nvg

[modest fern]

Not possible without bloating the game and complicating their workload even further

RoN uses baked in lighting which means they have to make every time of day map separately and maintain it, even if it's something as simple as 12am 12pm

well, assuming they don't switch to dynamic lighting, which makes powerboxes possible. But that has performance concerns.

[vivid star]

i study macroeconomics and econometrics please i want to stop

[short forge]

im so broke i cant afford ready or not 💀

[vivid star]

quite ironic that you're in this server 😭

[modest fern]

Economics that person into affording RoN

[vivid star]

hmmmm

[vivid star]

(TW: j*b) are you ||employed||

[short forge]

no 😭

[ancient helm]

S rank elephant let's friggin go.

with a taser thats so ghetto

[vivid star]

thats some crazy shit

fuck did you just say 💀

[vivid star]

hmmm wat sources of finance do you have

[faint wigeon]

Well thats the problem then

(tw: jb) get a jb

Why is the j tilted

[faint wigeon]

I didnt use that

:(

[vivid star]

im not sure then

[wise silo]

Hey all, I got the Supporter Edition years ago way back when it was still in beta. Just booted it up again yesterday for the first time since beta and am blown away. Awesome game, true successor to SWAT 4.

Just wondering, what were the Supporter Edition bonuses? Do they still work in the current version of the game?

[green tusk]

https://ready-or-not.fandom.com/wiki/Supporter_Edition

No more early updates anymore though

[rigid bone]

There will be some more perks coming through though, but for those you gotta make sure you're on the Supporter Discord

[green tusk]

Bet

[rare imp]

chat is this real

[green tusk]

Kam never lies

(most of the time)

[ancient helm]

is there a way to go into missions without your whole team? (For S rank stuff)

[halcyon kernel]

host a private multiplayer lobby

if you really really don't want AI

[ancient helm]

well it's just i get a near perfect run and the last suspect roaming the map my ai teammates kill cause he wanders into spawn or something like that.

[halcyon kernel]

you can also change your AI teammates to have only LTL stuff

[alpine moat]

Can’t you just equip them with less/non lethal stuff

[ancient helm]

you could technically.

[halcyon kernel]

I make LTL templates for my AI dudes so I can swap on the go without fiddling

[alpine moat]

Wym technically, what’s the catch

[halcyon kernel]

I have literally never had my AI teammates kill a suspect in a LTL run when I outfitted em correctly

[alpine moat]

Literally a problem that can be solved, but mans wants to make it more difficult

[halcyon kernel]

I mean I'm all for doing solo S runs, like I can see the appeal in the challenge lol

[rigid bone]

Hey, I've been nothing but truthful

Any statements that didn't turn out to be correct were either due to lack of information or a clear jab/misdirect

[harsh edge]

@rigid bone

Clambrisket

[rigid bone]

[harsh edge]

My 12nd favorite ron discord user

[half stratus]

hey kam, i got a question

how do i get image perms, i heard you get it after a while and ive been here for months

[lilac vale]

Asking for perms isn’t really a good look first of all

[half stratus]

im asking him how i get them, ive been here ages and talked to kam plenty in the past

[lilac vale]

Still doesn’t really work that way

[harsh edge]

So how is anyone supposed to know if they don't ask 🤔

[half stratus]

my exact point

[lilac vale]

Plenty of people in here have talked to kam for ages back when Ron was in early access yet they don’t have anything still

[half stratus]

i know kam, and no better person to ask than kam cause he's literally the guy in charge of this crap

[harsh edge]

You're seeing entitlement where none is intended pat, bro is saying he's not just some random noob who just got here, he's asking a question that's actually asked often because it isn't plainly answered anywhere

[half stratus]

that and i've been here months and going off what i heard when someone else asked about it

[harsh edge]

And Kam is the most recently online member of staff

[lilac vale]

You do you, I’m just saying what I’ve been told and how it generally works

[harsh edge]

So what's the answer to his question, then?

[half stratus]

not only that, kam is the community manager

if anyone knows the answer its him, and i've been screwing with him for ages

[harsh edge]

True as that is if another member of staff is available it's more efficient to ask them, Kam has a million things on his plate

[lilac vale]

That SGT role is handed out to people who help around in the community, interact in channels and overall has a positive impact around the server

[harsh edge]

So rather than say "get the Sergeant role, which you get by helping out, being active, staying out of trouble and being chill" you just told him it's not a good look to ask.

[half stratus]

also talking about all this reminded me of this lmao

[harsh edge]

Also images are allowed in guns n gear just don't be a turd about it obviously

[lilac vale]

Cause everyone that has image perms never asked Kam for them

[half stratus]

i was gonna show kam my favorite meme

[half stratus]

well nobody told me the conditions so i figured i'd ask me good friend kam

oh shelly mighta been good to ask too

[harsh edge]

Just post it in guns n gear then ig

[lilac vale]

Cause there at least there is a age restriction. Here is FFA

[harsh edge]

GnG gives the vibe of a "less restrictive general chat" more than a chat for guns and shit tbh.

[lilac vale]

Blame users abusing image perms

[harsh edge]

Unless the mods start really cracking down on staying on topic down there (which would be a massive waste of resources imho) it's always just gonna be less restrictive general chat

[half stratus]

hows it linch

[glass mulch]

There is another place to ask just as a reminder

[harsh edge]

Linchy poo

[half stratus]

oh there is?

[glass mulch]

Hello

[harsh edge]

Big dawg ✊

How's my 5th favorite mod

[glass mulch]

Mmhm.

[lilac vale]

Resources? Mods are not paid

[harsh edge]

Time is a resource 🤨

[half stratus]

my bad, which channel am i meant to ask in

[lilac vale]

They simply lurk and do stuff when they have time

[glass mulch]

Well more you could ask toc.

[half stratus]

oh i didnt even think to ask toc

hey while i got you here though, what are the conditions, cause i want to show kam my favorite meme

[lilac vale]

You make it seem like void will lose dev time cause they need to crack down on people in here breaking rules

[green tusk]

GG is moderated more strictly and will go away for everyone if it is abused, that is the difference.

[half stratus]

this place is used for general shittery, and doesnt even really have a topic

[harsh edge]

Where does it say in gng rules that there is an on topic req

[harsh edge]

I'm aware.

[glass mulch]

To get image perms would be eother become a sgt or a mod, sgt you just helpful productive in tye server

[half stratus]

oh fair enough

thanks linch

[lilac vale]

Since when did I ever say that?

[glass mulch]

Of course

I am glad to be of assiantnces

[half stratus]

well im gonna have me a nap then play some stalker II: Heart of Chernobyl tomorrow

[glass mulch]

Rest well sleepy good to see you! 🙂

[half stratus]

good to see you too amigo

i'd sleep better if this damn hunger would go away, dont matter how much i eat im still starving, and cold

[glass mulch]

c.c

[harsh edge]

Don't die

🥺

[half stratus]

ehh, its been going on since november, if it was gonna kill me it would've by now

[harsh edge]

You never answered me I asked how u is 🫵 🥺

[glass mulch]

?

[glass mulch]

I am good 🙂

how are you? @harsh edge

[harsh edge]

Haven't died yet

[glass mulch]

thats good hear, keep being safe while on duty

I just got home from work so just chilling now

[dense python]

water flows

[glass mulch]

and the trees grow?

[modest fern]

And brother, I hurt people

[glass mulch]

O.o

[glass mulch]

waves at @gaunt holly

[glass mulch]

how are you?

[glass mulch]

understandable

[barren basin]

You need weed

[faint wigeon]

Burp

[dense python]

[regal summit]

[viral badger]

You know, Quasimodo predicted all of this

[regal summit]

who?

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-pasta-tony-soprano-gif-12600004106501548016

[viral badger]

Say what you want but he did

[harsh edge]

😭

[faint wigeon]

Meow

[gusty stump]

🫵

[dense python]

woa

toc we have a container full judge

[sharp sage]

31 attempts on the Tunnel mission

I have died so MANY TIMES on Revolver Only

[civic shoal]

Is it weird that I bought a bunch of swat gear just to play ready or not

[sharp sage]

Wait waht

[civic shoal]

I bought a bunch of tactical gear so that I could be immersed in the ready or not universe while playing

[civic shoal]

I have the vest the uniform the belt

Everything

Except the expensive stuff like nods

I mean in all reality it really ramps the realism up

[nimble dawn]

HOLY SHIT POWER PFP

[sharp sage]

32 ATTEMPTS

[nimble dawn]

CSM IS FUCKING PEAK

[sharp sage]

I'M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND ON THE REVOLVER ONLY RUN

Attempt 33

33!

[gusty stump]

🦈 🦈 🦈 raaawwwrrrrrrrrrrrr

[dense python]

Woa
33 factorial
Thats a lot of attempts

[dense python]

🦈🦈 raaaaaawwwr

[gusty stump]

🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈

[dense python]

🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

[glass mulch]

🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈 🦈

[livid ice]

does time reduce the rating you get???

[glass mulch]

no

it's based on weather you arrest or kill suspects

[solid cape]

Grade based on total % of score you got

[sharp sage]

34 Attempts on the revolver only

FUCKED BY A SUSPECT RUSHING ME

35!

[sharp sage]

36 TIMES

HOW MANY TIMES MUST THE GAME TORTURE ME

[runic aspen]

its not that hard bro just shoot them

[sharp sage]

Tell that to the suspects that rush me

Or the two suspects in one corner

Or the ones that SOMEHOW become NEO

Just to clarify- can you get the achievement soloing the Rust Belt mission?

Solo private lobby

[solid cape]

Yes, but it's easier to do with bots

[runic aspen]

just get the bots to finish the level

[sharp sage]

Noted

[sharp sage]

at the time I wanted to challenge myself and was worried the bots would hurt the criteria

sooooo I went and soloed it- got pretty close too

Will be bringing heavier armor for good measure

[solid cape]

If you give bots shields that will fail run

[sharp sage]

Noted

[solid cape]

Everything else is fine

[sharp sage]

I thought no equipment

[solid cape]

They can use grenades and other long tactical just fine

[sharp sage]

but I can't?

[solid cape]

Yeap, only shield on your back is fine

Armor, helmet, nvg, attachments on magnum or other gun is fine too

[sharp sage]

so I cant even use the mirrorgun

okay that's good to hear

[sharp sage]

Attempt 46 now

how does a fullauto BEAT STEEL PLATE

[solid cape]

Steel is bad

[runic aspen]

https://medal.tv/games/ready-or-not/clips/k2qw1qrBfcSz2tST0?invite=cr-MSxSRlIsNjAyMTA5MQ yall reckon the suspects down?

[sharp sage]

wasn't that best protective option??

[solid cape]

Before devs broke damage cap and only as front only option

Ceramic is the only plate that protect you, even with calculation bug

[sharp sage]

they BROKE THE DAMAGE CAP??

[runic aspen]

can i play ron in 4:3 stretched

[solid cape]

Since home invasion

They fixed first bug with armor then introduced the new one

[solid cape]

Yes, but do you really need to play in 4:3?

[runic aspen]

Yes

[solid cape]

Go to %LocalAppData%\ReadyOrNot\Saved\Config\Windows open GameUserSettings.ini, set your resolution
ResolutionSizeX=
ResolutionSizeY=
FullscreenMode=0

[sharp sage]

Sheeet

Well I got good news

Attempt 47 was the closest I got to completing it

unfortunately my legs broke and had to use lockpick

I got blindfired by a suspect in the open

[solid cape]

You still playing solo?

[sharp sage]

Yep

Love me a challenge

[solid cape]

If you have enough ammo you can shoot the door

[sharp sage]

On .357??

[solid cape]

Yeah

[sharp sage]

I thought that didn't work

or only the breaching shotgun can do it

[solid cape]

If the door is made of wood you can shoot it with any gun

[sharp sage]

Huh

[solid cape]

The only difference is that breaching shotgun will do it in 1 shot

[sharp sage]

Thanks for the advice on that

Attempt 48

Been able to incapacitate and save both suspects and civs with minimal issue

aaand I got caught off guard by a ammo check

note to self just fire

Attempt 49 here we go

aaand it got botched cause AP can't calculate a silhouette for shit

50 here we go

[solid cape]

What AP?

[sharp sage]

Armor Piercing .357.

I legit LOCKED onto my enemy's silhouette through WOODEN BOARDS

AND SHOT but it didn't even faze him,

[solid cape]

You dont need AP ammo on this mission

[sharp sage]

it was either that or JHP

AAAND THE ENEMY MADE ME CRIPPLED

I JUST GOT LONGSHOTTED

ONE SHOT WTF??

51 went down with a surprise hit

52 went to shit cause I tried to shoot out the door

[lethal escarp]

Try with a kicker trait officer

Or make AI breach the doors

[sharp sage]

man i have SHIT AIM

can't keep up on CQB situations without getting peppered

54!

55 and now I gotta have dinner

[sour dock]

Which mission are you doing

[worthy apex]

shouldn’t us marines be doing neon tomb instead of a swat team

[sour dock]

If anything it would be HRT probably

[worthy apex]

i think swat dealing with ss bombs is kind of unlikely

[sour dock]

Marines cant be deployed against US citizens

Not legally atleast lmao

[worthy apex]

yeah that’s true prob

[sour dock]

But in general, my “i cannot beat this level” loadout is:
SLR47
FiveseveN
full heavy ceramic
Alot of gas, like the entire inventory is CS other than 4 primary mags and 2 secondary
And tactical equipment is mirrorgun so i dont waste my gas

And i equip that to all AI also and make them enter first if i really cannot win lmao

[worthy apex]

i glaze the sr16

[sour dock]

I just like kalashnikovs 😭

It is the only 7.62x39 in the game

[wide sinew]

Pew pew anyone?

[sour dock]

So it doesnt over penetrate (as much) as OSW

[sour dock]

You should add the ready or not line to your pfp it would be really funny

[wide sinew]

Woah

You’re rlly smart

Can you? Cs idk how to

[sour dock]

Probably but i dont have my laptop right now lol

Waiting for emt training to start

[wide sinew]

Aw

[sour dock]

Imagine if they added a loundener attachment

[wide sinew]

Could you maybe tell me how to add it?

Or maybe I can add you?

[sharp sage]

Rust belt, revolver only

[next acorn]

ihategreasedpalm

[next acorn]

THE FISA AGENT

so I stingered him

he surrender, but it bugged and I cant arrest him

so I shot him in the leg until he is incapacitated

[brisk yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/черепаха-трётся-жёпкой-gif-5827934468580814648

[next acorn]

OMG

THEY MAKE IT THAT WHEN ALL SUSPECT ARE KILLED, CIVILIAN WILL BUST THROUGH DOORS AND RUN TOWARD THE PLAYER

I almost shot a poor fuxk cuz he full sprinted and bust open a door

I appriciate the easier arrest

but that was scary

[half stratus]

i DID shoot someone on valley of dolls cause when the shooting started she got up and sprinted across teh room, hit a collateral with her and the guy i wanted to hit

[sour dock]

That achievement is horrific to get 😭

[next acorn]

I wanna see VOID AI Statemachine 😭

Ali better show me the UE Blackboard

[sharp sage]

Yeah no shit I wanted to be a cool cowboy not a fucking colander

[next acorn]

there is literally 2 mission left I haven't S rank, across all missions

[sour dock]

From guides i have seen, it doesnt matter if AI kills or arrests everyone, you just have to only use revolver and fire it at someone once

And it doesnt matter what ai uses according to the guides

[next acorn]

Neon and Relapse

[sharp sage]

Man neon just needs you to be flashbang happy

Relapse just needs the same but also go through 4 floors with a fine toothed comb

[sour dock]

For relapse S rank just use this loadout but swap SLR for TPL

[next acorn]

Im also running fuck ton of gas + bean bag

[sharp sage]

I'm doing it solo

y'know- for the challenge and shit

[next acorn]

I wish they added No Primary option

I sometimes just want a squad of Revolver wielding park ranger dude

[sharp sage]

that would be great

[abstract wraith]

Does in-game voice chat have proximity and directional audio?

[sharp sage]

and now try 56 has come and gone

57 had my heart jump outta my chest watching an enemy slip by and rush me

and the bullets didn't even work somehow

58 I locked in but got nicked

59 come and gone

[sharp sage]

60

[fallen sail]

what are we counting

[dense python]

Attempts or something idk

[fallen sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079257134274981930/1135342881373175968/info.gif?ex=65ad9ef4&is=659b29f4&hm=c1e5780ffb823f9cad590522225add57e8d8fabe872f94257ec9cf8f9b374fee&

[sharp sage]

Oh brother 61

[sharp sage]

Rust belt revolver attempts

on a solo run

62..

[sour dock]

are you familiar with the definition of insanity

[fallen sail]

the revolver one shots everyone though

[sharp sage]

I have the aim of a potato

and the reflexes of molasses

[dense python]

did you know
that
in the first mission
if you grab the keycard and rotate around the map 5 times
not much will happen and you will waste your time

[fallen sail]

you can just lean past corners most of the time

most suspects will hesitate when they see you and when they dont see you you can just tap them once

[steel lintel]

I tried it but I didn't get it yet either

[sour dock]

But the ROE 😭

My precious points

[sharp sage]

after I got S rank it don't matter

[fallen sail]

there is no roe

what's that?

[tall frost]

a guy who was sending scam links for a game in another server

[fallen sail]

please send proof to @long summit

[tall frost]

the mods in that server banned him and deleted the link

[sharp sage]

63!

I BEAT THE CYCLE IN RUN 63

I FINALLY KILLED ALL THE ENEMIES

i finally got THE WAY OUT WEST IN 15 MINUTES

63 TRIES

WITH ONLY THE BIG IRON

oh my GOD

[fallen sail]

Don't ping staff

exceptionally funny

[raven stream]

🤦‍♂️

[sharp sage]

Oh for fuck's sake..

[runic aspen]

in vc how do i report him

he told me tokill myself

for no reason

someone ban this guy im figuring out how to report someone

[sharp sage]

GET THIS MAN OUT OF HERE

[rigid bone]

!ban 982260421207678977

[silent eagle]

⚠ User is already banned indefinitely.

[rigid bone]

:|

Damn

[sharp sage]

oh thank the fuckin' lord

[raven stream]

🥶

[rigid bone]

Little too slow

[runic aspen]

guys how to report someone

[runic aspen]

he told me to kill myself

[raven stream]

you need a recording and then send it to TOC

[modest fern]

Message @long summit

[raven stream]

mods aren't going to join the channel and ban him

[runic aspen]

but its against discord tos to do that

record vc

[raven stream]

well then get over it

[sharp sage]

better start bending rules to get what you wanna get

[runic aspen]

ok

[rigid bone]

No it's not

[sharp sage]

the TOS may as well be a list of suggestions

[runic aspen]

ok

[lilac vale]

Who ping?

[raven stream]

a banned person

[runic aspen]

yes it is

[sharp sage]

a desperate guy

[runic aspen]

i can send it to u

[austere wedge]

What channel can I ask for help in?

[lilac vale]

What kind of help?

[raven stream]

what kind of help?

[rigid bone]

It's illegal for us as the server owners and moderators to constantly record, but you as a user have the right to do that

[austere wedge]

Im trying to get S on a map. I did all the objectives and got A+

I cant tell what I'm missing on thank you come again

[rigid bone]

and it's specifically illegal because of certain data protection laws, less TOS-related

[sharp sage]

did you kill anybody

did you MISS anything

[austere wedge]

like 1-2 people

[austere wedge]

I dont think I did

[raven stream]

there's your answer

[rigid bone]

S-ranks are entirely non-lethal

[lilac vale]

GDPR 🤓

[sharp sage]

well you ain't gettin that S unless you actually STOP them and NOT kill or incapacitate

[austere wedge]

That's possible?

[sharp sage]

Beanbags, flashbangs, and pepper guns

[rigid bone]

It's perfectly possible

[austere wedge]

hmm alright thanks

[sharp sage]

it's perfectly possible yeah

oh and make sure to DISARM YOUR SQUADMATES SIDEARMS

THEY CAN AND WILL KILL WITH THEM

bring shields for good measure

[raven stream]

can't disarm them, just take away their revolver/pistol ammo in loadout

[lilac vale]

Some people think there’s a rank higher than S. specifically S+, I’ve had to help a lot of people understand that it’s not a thing. Kam maybe next April fools add S+ too

[raven stream]

would actually be funny unlike a pillowcase

[rigid bone]

Oh god no

[rigid bone]

Naw, the body pillow is great

[sharp sage]

S+ will drive people insane

[runic aspen]

how can i launder money to a bank in switzaland

[raven stream]

can't, use Cayman islands

[runic aspen]

i need to launder money i got 8 hours

[fallen sail]

+1 score every time you deliver a suspect to the van

[rigid bone]

If you have to ask, you don't have enough money

[fallen sail]

treachery

[lilac vale]

OOOOOOOOF GET REKT BY KAMINSKY

[runic aspen]

i got 3 mil

[lilac vale]

MAN GOT CALLED POOR BY KAMINSKY

[runic aspen]

and nobody is trister

[fallen sail]

can you give them to me

[lilac vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-cat-kek-cat-laugh-laughing-gif-25202548

Ah I love you Kam

Man showed no mercy

Anyway back to my tortoise hibernation

[raven stream]

No mercy mod is old news

[fallen sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/612550616966889482/1124492022183624764/ezgif.com-video-to-gif.gif

[rigid bone]

[fallen sail]

no sexy boobs hot girl dance gif here

[lilac vale]

[runic aspen]

anyone ever had their dick snap in half before

[sharp sage]

You know to be fair

[raven stream]

not after Amos Voll was arrested

[sharp sage]

I was really startled that the streamer actually had a gun

sure like I saw Charlie/Penguinz0 with an AR

but why would this guy have gangsters in his apartment was my guess

ARMED ones at that.

[fallen sail]

because of forced difficulty

[runic aspen]

real ahahahahahahaaha

im so evil

[raven stream]

nobody's perfect

[fallen sail]

[runic aspen]

ur mom is

aint she a beuty sweetheart

[raven stream]

why ty

[runic aspen]

thats a compliment

[fallen sail]

https://tenor.com/view/insurgency-sandstorm-gif-15014243

[gusty stump]

encucumbered

[lilac vale]

My man got the delta boy googles

[viscid roost]

Who pinged

[lilac vale]

@glass mulch knows what I’m talking about

[fallen sail]

some weirdo

[lilac vale]

Some rule breaker

[viscid roost]

[lilac vale]

Why you point gun at me man

[viscid roost]

At him

[lilac vale]

Point at the rule breaker

[viscid roost]

I am the rule breaker

[raven stream]

5 years is iso-cube

[lilac vale]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-18091864705525459424

[raven stream]

😂

[solid cape]

[viscid roost]

[fallen sail]

[runic aspen]

can we get a

[fallen sail]

no

[runic aspen]

Newsflash buddy

[coarse terrace]

Can we get a gratr buddy

[lilac vale]

The old is better just saying

[gusty stump]

Can we have even more pixelated version of that?

[lilac vale]

Gotta ask the mod team

[harsh edge]

@rigid bone clambrisket 😠

the crustiest one

[coarse sandal]

Are you Ready? Or Not?

[dense python]

🦤

[fallen sail]

why is the emoji blank

[gusty stump]

where sharrr

[tacit merlin]

Whoever wants to start a small cqb team let me know, i dont want to join big clans

[coarse terrace]

🦈

[gusty stump]

🦈 🦈

[true plank]

[native vortex]

who know pozzitifon?

[lilac vale]

WHO?

[native vortex]

who

pasha technick

[rigid bone]

What?

[lilac vale]

What?

[faint wigeon]

I like what this guy is sayin

[native vortex]

pasha is ded

Pasha Technique*

[rigid bone]

... huh, automod should have blocked that

Can you please not do that?

[native vortex]

why?

Nyan Cat so sigma

[deft badger]

https://tenor.com/view/gong-mr-rogers-gif-18138421

[quiet ocean]

outta the way chief

you're in my way sir

gonna need you to move

[quiet ocean]

i just got magdumped by some lousy teenager with an AK hiding behind a bookshelf

i flashbanged him and he got immune

[true plank]

lol

[simple turret]

we prefire that every time

[quiet ocean]

im too tacticool

[true plank]

i fucking hate wumpus

[wanton musk]

https://tenor.com/view/repost-if-you-hate-wumpus-gif-22614710

[true plank]

omfg

hahaha

[plucky dirge]

why wold you hate wumpus

[lilac vale]

https://tenor.com/view/wumpus-cry-sad-gif-21814475

[true plank]

whatever

[regal summit]

womp womp

[plucky dirge]

shut it bryson

[regal summit]

[wanton musk]

https://tenor.com/view/exploding-car-explode-cat-boom-bah-gif-5387928273689188008

[true plank]

meow meow meow

[plucky dirge]

i’ll kill

[regal summit]

I'll fuck

[hot valve]

@hot valve

[true plank]

no more meow

[plucky dirge]

[harsh jewel]

GREASED PALMS HAS THE MOST CRACKED AI SUSPECTS

[halcyon kernel]

lmao you're telling me that

had a perfect S rank run ruined by a suspect faking it

checked corners, turned, next thing I know.. I get domed by the bro

[lilac vale]

that's not even a map issue it's just a game mechanic

Just zip tie everyone and that headache gets removed

[halcyon kernel]

I was making sure the area was secure before ziptying him but lol fair

[runic aspen]

just shoot him

[halcyon kernel]

he was already hands up on the floor lmao, surrounded by pepper cloud

[runic aspen]

he got up

[halcyon kernel]

then fucker got up and with a willpower only equal to the gods, walked up to me and waited for me to turn around

[runic aspen]

dead people refuse to awake

[halcyon kernel]

and uttered "fuck the police" before landing one solid dome hit

I ain't mad, lmao I was impressed

[runic aspen]

fuck him back

but like, dome hit style

as in bullets

[halcyon kernel]

lmao, normally I would

I'm just tryna to S rank everything

[runic aspen]

then if you thought he was dead you would have failed and restarted

Welp rip

i just like shooting bad people honestly dont take advice from me

[halcyon kernel]

lmao same

[waxen latch]

What did I miss

[lilac vale]

Kam got married

[true plank]

really??

[torn marlin]

anyone got a throat/ neck shot clip I can use? I’m trying to find a clip for a TikTok

[vivid yarrow]

😄

[cloud river]

hey yall

[true plank]

hi!

[runic aspen]

i wish canada was a state

[true plank]

war is bad ok

yall like snails

i like em

[half stratus]

hows it been shib

[wanton musk]

pretty gud ty wbu

[half stratus]

still sick, still cold and hungry, but schools going good and im getting decent pay

[wanton musk]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-balanced-gif-3226445978144001245

[half stratus]

idk man, i dont think coughing up my lungs should be a prerequisite for 12 bucks an hour

[wanton musk]

It's in the T+Cs fine print I'm afraid 😔

[half stratus]

i signed that shit before i could read, this is rigged

[deft badger]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-through-glass-scarlett-johansson-major-ghost-in-the-shell-crash-gif-18428482

[eternal saddle]

Hey guys I got something awsome

[raven stream]

good for you

[true plank]

[faint wigeon]

Meow meow meow

[halcyon igloo]

what if battle royale

[true plank]

meooooooow

[plucky flare]

Any of yall know anything about WWII german aircraft markings?

[wanton musk]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-glorp-glorp-glorp-cat-nervous-gulp-cat-gif-6405647114975741623

[harsh edge]

shibuya san 🙏

[wanton musk]

[harsh edge]

sup

[wanton musk]

wsg wsg

[patent flax]

I the cat

[wanton musk]

There's a channel for this yk #🎬ron-clips-and-media

[wanton musk]

https://tenor.com/view/get-blown-up-dog-dog-explosion-sticky-notes-gif-17071604041793579031

[faint wigeon]

NOOO

[green tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/katyusha-gif-18144996

[green tusk]

Refer to my previous comments on wumpus

[gaunt holly]

Refer to my image above

[rare imp]

feelin wumpy

[gleaming belfry]

Any eta for optimization update?

[gaunt holly]

Wump wump

[faint wigeon]

Tomorrow

[gleaming belfry]

An update will be released tomorrow?

[waxen latch]

No

[faint wigeon]

Yes

dont listen to the licensed moderator he is a fraud

[shell cloud]

[magic bolt]

have yall ever played SWAT: target liberty?

[dense python]

🦈

[gusty stump]

🦈 🦈

[raven stream]

🐬 🐬 🐬

[dense python]

🦈🦈🦈🦈

[faint wigeon]

:sharkemoji: :sharkemoji:
:sharkemoji:

[green tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-fisherman-spongebob-squarepants-clams-gif-25114348

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/blackhawk-down-gif-13169859

[wise silo]

Thanks, how do I join the Supporter Edition discord?

[rigid bone]

a

You'll find your verification code at the bottom of the settings menu

[harsh edge]

clambrisket 😠

[faint wigeon]

Bla bla bla ble blu blu

[rigid bone]

[faint wigeon]

I dont like this video game

Add a battlepass and uhm

make it p2w

[wanton musk]

The people yearn for microtransactions 🙏

[glass mulch]

Sure lets also add a monthly fee to play >:)

[crude lake]

Get the flaming dragon 🐲 SA-58 weapon skin for just $14,99 TODAY!

Make the bad gun even worse!

[glass mulch]

Wanna use AP ammo? Buy it for 2.50. Want that full heavy armor? 9.99!

[crude lake]

I want the Horse Armor

[gaunt holly]

Can finally start selling those skins they have been saving

[glass mulch]

leg armor is an addional 2.50

[glacial tulip]

snoop dog operator 🗣️

lets make r-ead? ready or duty

[red jay]

tarkov players opening their saving accounts for this one

[glass mulch]

🤣

[gaunt holly]

Counterstrike would be the best micro transaction game

Imagine if every item in game for each round was purchased with real money

[glacial tulip]

isnt that what EA intended to do a few years ago? In like battlefront?

[gaunt holly]

🤷‍♂️

[glass mulch]

probably

[glacial tulip]

i mean talking about EA

[red jay]

"John Riccitiello" (2011 EA CEO) proposed and was trying to get in "paying for ammo" for players who had run out of bullets in games [like battlefield]

nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare

[glass mulch]

mmhm

[glacial tulip]

maybe ammo but yuh

[red jay]

I'm gonna be "paying for ammo" for sure if shit like that ever comes into my games

[glacial tulip]

Some people would actually pay for that

[glass mulch]

.99cents for ammo refils

[gaunt holly]

99 cents per magazine*

That'll show those full auto, pre-firing nerds

[glass mulch]

$2.00 per grenade

[glacial tulip]

for realistic purpose*

[gaunt holly]

I hope kabinsky and the red bois are taking notes

[glass mulch]

LMAO

[glacial tulip]

ready or finance

[gaunt holly]

Underfunded swat team becomes real

[glacial tulip]

No money for dumb therapy

get fired 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[red jay]

meanwhile mobile phone games have been doing shit like this for 20 years and people put up with/enjoy those experiences

[gaunt holly]

Too broke to shoot. Everyone going for S rank to save money by F spam 🗣️

[glass mulch]

sadly

[red jay]

fr

[red jay]

"Here's how to tactically use your wallet in READY OR NOT"

the most tactical microtransactions

where's the $4.99 deployable ladder

[gaunt holly]

That'll be $20 for such a device. Single time use

[glacial tulip]

unlocking a mission❌
paying the terrorist to start doing shit so we can have some fun✅

and the lore will go deeper with that

[gaunt holly]

If you could pay to play as a civilian I'd put some coin down

[glass mulch]

49.99 will get you S on all maps

[gaunt holly]

I'd just run around and hide from swat all game

[glacial tulip]

devious

[red jay]

dibs on playing Mrs. Voll, I'm throwing HANDS

play civi just to find and run through the nearest tripwire when swat approach

[faint wigeon]

Now we’re talkin

[gaunt holly]

This is why it should be PvPvP

Need civilian team too

Game would be so fun

[faint wigeon]

The fuck would you do as a civ

just sit there

[gaunt holly]

Many things

I have some ideas

[faint wigeon]

like what

[lavish condor]

camp a corner and sprint in between hostiles and cops to increase chaos factor

[gaunt holly]

Civs score by getting saved by swat. The longer the civ stays on the map, the higher their score when they get saved. Civs lose by getting killed or captured by baddies

Kaboomsky needs to hire me for these genius ideas

[faint wigeon]

I was thinking they get points for getting killed ☠️, like they would try to get in the cops way to be a nuisance

[gaunt holly]

Be a nuisance by not getting captured

Until they reach the point threshold they are going for

Baddies also get a huge point bonus by capturing civs instead of killing them. This gives them incentive to not just shoot at everyone

This will also prevent baddies from just camping all game

Example, if baddies are behind and need a point boost to catch up, they go looking to capture civs

To prevent swat and civs from "cheating" the point system, swat gets more points for saving civs early. The civ points are not as high if they save them later into the game

Opposite of how civ scoring works

[faint wigeon]

Yeah thats a pretty good idea

[gaunt holly]

There you go Kaminsky, I just solved PvP for you guys 💅

[shell cloud]

k

[faint wigeon]

I like what this guy is sayin

Nvm

[grave girder]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-azumanga-daioh-shocked-chiyo-gif-18944897

[faint wigeon]

i take it back

[red jay]

average discord no pfp

[faint wigeon]

Worst moderators of all time 🗣️🔥

[halcyon kernel]

wild lol, here since dec 31 and they come in saying wild stuff like that

[shell cloud]

tbh they may have been hacked, if they've been here for that long and just now started saying this then thats probably a hacking

[glacial tulip]

blud got terminated

[glacial tulip]

Or they just didnt know that they got free will

[shell cloud]

either or

[glacial tulip]

both

[hardy canopy]

The word blud makes my blood boil

[glacial tulip]

BLUD

[red jay]

crip got terminated

[hardy canopy]

[faint wigeon]

☠️

[glacial tulip]

those who knows

[viral badger]

Those who have noses

[hardy canopy]

Noseless

[glacial tulip]

@hardy canopy alright mb 🥺

[faint wigeon]

Those who snow

[hardy canopy]

It's okay my dear

[viral badger]

I have a nose actually, and it’s the centerpiece of my self loathing

[hardy canopy]

What the fuck

[hardy canopy]

Promise that you will sing about me

[viral badger]

I can’t sing I’m sorry

[hardy canopy]

You can just write a poem

Imagine i'm cruising to the sunset with my 1000cc

And you will never see me again

[viral badger]

Will be the best day of my life❤️

Because I loathe you!!!!!

[hardy canopy]

You are just jealous that vas likes me more than you

[viral badger]

Me when I lie

[plucky dirge]

okay i don’t want to be mentioned from now on thank you

[viral badger]

Hi V

Hi V

[plucky dirge]

HI Prez

[viral badger]

Hi Indigo

[plucky dirge]

Hi Indigo

[hardy canopy]

Hi Prez

[glacial tulip]

the glazing is crazy

[hardy canopy]

Hi V

[plucky dirge]

Hi V

[glacial tulip]

hi v

[viral badger]

Hi V

[hardy canopy]

V from cyberpunk?

[plucky dirge]

NO.

[viral badger]

Ok guys im gonna go to sleep can you guys be quiet please

[plucky dirge]

THE IDLE DRUNKARD WENCESLAUS.

[plucky dirge]

Okay sorry

[hardy canopy]

You are hearing voices

[viral badger]

It’s ok

I’m gonna knock your block off

[hardy canopy]

The what

[plucky dirge]

Block

[hardy canopy]

Minecraft

[faint wigeon]

Minecraft movie was good, though i wish steve died

[hardy canopy]

I don't give a fuck about modern film that just exists to make money

[red jay]

one craftillion dollars

[faint wigeon]

thats every film ever

[hardy canopy]

No, there are many which are vision and artistry first

[red jay]

the minecraft film is like a 4/10 film at best, it's so bad

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/wrestlers-body-slam-wwe-wrestling-gif-10173262

[faint wigeon]

yes but its so bad its good

[waxen latch]

cinema goers when they see an employee

[red jay]

it basically only gets point for not having atrocious CGI

[plucky dirge]

I haven’t seen it but i saw it bring alot of positivity especially for kids and i can respect that

[faint wigeon]

chimkeb jockey

the whole theater said in unison as i got a large soda and popcorn spilt all over me

[red jay]

it's definitely shiny slop for children who's brains haven't developed yet

if I was a 70 year old taking my grandkids to the movies this would be the perfect film to fall asleep to

[hardy canopy]

I would imagine it's just a kids film

[plucky dirge]

i mean yeah it’s minecraft

have we forgotten we also mostly played it during the time we were kids?

[hardy canopy]

Indeed we did

But also that is the reason for it's critique

[plucky dirge]

shit like this would go crazy if the movie released when i played minecraft

[hardy canopy]

People expect it to also appeal to young adults who grew up with it

[red jay]

"it's a kids movie" does not mean it has to be totally nonsensically written with basically no redeeming values in character, plot, message, or otherwise

[faint wigeon]

it was good guys 😔

[plucky dirge]

Like i said i have no idea what the movie is about, minecraft peaked (for me) with the captain sparklez music vids

[red jay]

besides getting shitfaced and going to a midnight showing to see it with all the other "ironic" people (dodge the families w/young kids), there is no joy to find in this as an adult

[hardy canopy]

I don't understand why you would expect that

People just do

[glacial tulip]

I will go watch it with some friends this weekend so wish me luck. I will tell if its worth it

[plucky dirge]

It’s not

It’s a minecraft movie

I can already tell

[red jay]

at best it's a shitpost if you have a theater full of people cheering for every single shitty tiktok meme

[plucky dirge]

It’s the same thing why i went to the fnaf movie, just because of pure irony

[hardy canopy]

It's been years since i went to a movie theater

[red jay]

the fnaf movie gave a shit though

this literally jack black being jack black for 90 minutes and calling it "minecraft"

[plucky dirge]

yeah because you’re not a social being

[glacial tulip]

Flint and steel

[plucky dirge]

you mf would live in my closet if i gave you the choice

[modest fern]

Me who knows both movies were ass

[hardy canopy]

There hasn't been a new movie i have been that interested in since

I watched tenet back then

[modest fern]

Indigo hasn't been to a movie theater since they walked down crime alley with their family. . .

[plucky dirge]

indiman

[faint wigeon]

Why are we slandering the Minecraft movie like its not movie of the year

[hardy canopy]

Too bad my parents are not rich

[glacial tulip]

I heard they been throwing chairs at the theater

[red jay]

the fnaf movie isn't ~great~ or anything, but it's not the newest piece of jack-black slop so it's automatically like 4x better

[plucky dirge]

You’re finnish you are automatically rich

[hardy canopy]

I'm automatically gay, not rich

[plucky dirge]

you’re both

[hardy canopy]

Okay

I want a new car but I don't have the money

[glass mulch]

Hi V, Hi Indie, Hi Prez

[hardy canopy]

I'm not rich

[plucky dirge]

hey linch

[hardy canopy]

Hello

[glass mulch]

hope you guys are doing well 🙂

[plucky dirge]

And i want a new LIFE and i could NEVER

set your PRIORITIES straight smh

[glass mulch]

😮

[hardy canopy]

Probably gonna lose my job soon idk

[glass mulch]

nooo!

i hope not!

😦

[hardy canopy]

We'll see

[glass mulch]

🙏

[hardy canopy]

The orange man decided that he wants to cause a recession so

[glass mulch]

c.c

[glacial tulip]

can no longer afford eggs with tariffs 😦

[modest fern]

https://tenor.com/view/crispy-rule14-rule14-no-politics-no-religion-gif-27090942

[faint wigeon]

Mr president when does the winning start

[glass mulch]

I was about to say, lets not get too political

[hardy canopy]

Being in a european tech corporation with all of it's clients in america hitting hard

[crude lake]

Best bread: Baguette.
Now discuss.

[glass mulch]

nods

[plucky dirge]

imagine working in tech bahahah

[hardy canopy]

Dirty blue collar slav

[glacial tulip]

tech worker are rich

[plucky dirge]

bluh

[hardy canopy]

Not all

[plucky dirge]

i’m a very valued worker with very great skill

[glass mulch]

watches chat while all his SCV's mines minerals and gas

[plucky dirge]

and underpaid!

[glass mulch]

i feel that, i feel i don't get paid enough to deal with customers where i work (yay retail)

[hardy canopy]

Hahaha

[glacial tulip]

richer than me...

[hardy canopy]

Retail sucks

[glass mulch]

it does

[hardy canopy]

Become a car salesman

Then it doesn't suck

[glass mulch]

i know nothing of cars!

🤣

[hardy canopy]

Pffft, you don't need to

[plucky dirge]

I don’t get paid nearly enough for the amount of work i do, i’m physically exhausted almost every single day, and after my government raised taxes this months pay really made me think about things

[gaunt holly]

https://tenor.com/view/scv-starcraft-terran-portrait-gif-15200032

[glass mulch]

exactly

[plucky dirge]

It also just made me depressed

[hardy canopy]

This is most people your age

Living from hand to mouth

Being tired and burning out eventually

[glass mulch]

redoing the campagin.

[plucky dirge]

Oh i’m burned out

[gaunt holly]

Ah so clear. Never actually seen the remastered version

[glass mulch]

it's super nice

[hardy canopy]

Nice, you probably don't have money for professional help do you

[plucky dirge]

Every month is spent waiting for getting to stay home for a week lmao

[gaunt holly]

Is everything still clunky with a horrible movement path?

[glass mulch]

yes

🤣

[gaunt holly]

Nice

[plucky dirge]

yeah no hah

[gaunt holly]

That clunkiness made the game special

[glass mulch]

it did

[gaunt holly]

Everything smoothed out in SC2 just wasn't the same

[glass mulch]

yeah.

[hardy canopy]

Come here and you can come cruise with my 1000cc

[glass mulch]

It was still good in its own way tho.

[modest fern]

I didn't know mario kart went that high

[gaunt holly]

I had too many hours on sc2

Way too many

[glass mulch]

🤣

[plucky dirge]

i’d forget about you after getting my first payday

i’d enjoy myself with that big fuckin stack of money

[hardy canopy]

I'm sure you'd be reminded after you realize how expensive everything is

[plucky dirge]

anyway

[plucky dirge]

my cat is so fat

[plucky dirge]

that’s me

[stray spire]

Fat

[hardy canopy]

Fits you

[plucky dirge]

[glass mulch]

[glacial tulip]

mean

[stray spire]

[hardy canopy]

Just wait till i finish my school and i come flexing my stacks of dough to you

[gaunt holly]

😵‍💫

[plucky dirge]

ok nerd

imagine having any education above high school lmao!

so nerdy

[harsh edge]

@hardy canopy

Finland 😔

[gaunt holly]

🦈

[hardy canopy]

Something i realized from working is that you can have a high level of education and still be fucking stupid common sense wise