💬general-discussion

[shut dust]

guys i just got ready or not

who wanna play

[crude lake]

#🔎looking-for-players

[swift hull]

S rank every level first then come back

[odd mulch]

S rank elephant solo first

[paper ridge]

shits easy idk what youre talking about

[odd mulch]

thats the only one thats the bane of my existence

[paper ridge]

thats the easiest map yet

the post map is THE worst

[odd mulch]

i probably need to go stab vest for the extra speed and run it, i always run out of time

[paper ridge]

elephant is by far the easiest, how much time do you have?

[odd mulch]

I did post on the first try :p

[odd mulch]

I usually find 2 sometimes 3 of the 4 suspects before they start popping shots

[paper ridge]

im talking like without getting shot/hit, they have literal aimbot and shoot through the damn cracks

[paper ridge]

but how much time?

[odd mulch]

wym

[paper ridge]

also ive got so many mods it literally takes me up to 5 mins to load into main menu

[odd mulch]

they start shooting after about 3 minutes

[paper ridge]

you know the bombs? how do you run out of time
OOOOOOH civillians

[odd mulch]

I mean finding the civvies before they get shot, for S rank

[paper ridge]

it dont take that long

maybe took me 2 or 3 tries for S

[odd mulch]

I've heard 2 minutes before they begin shooting and ive heard 3 minutes

I gave up after 4 tries lol

[paper ridge]

dude has no motivation at all

[odd mulch]

well i was doing it on commander mode, when i fail i gotta either sacrifice my entire team or restart the game all together

[paper ridge]

ahhh yikes

[odd mulch]

U cant just quick restart in commander sadly

[tight egret]

Ooo

[paper ridge]

Ooo

[livid depot]

same here

[livid depot]

did it 9 times and finally succeeded

[odd mulch]

I am confident if I did it on MP this weekend, I'll get it 1st try.

Just get 2 teams of 2 to split up in both wings instead of tryna solo it and walk thru the entire map and play hide n seek

[livid depot]

1 or 2 in library, sometimes 1 in big lecture room, if theres only 1 or 0 in library theres 1 in cafe or hallway near cafe

there will always be 2 to the right of southern entrance

[paper ridge]

🤓

[livid depot]

says the mf whining about twisted nerve being too hard

[paper ridge]

are you dumb?

[livid depot]

are you?

[paper ridge]

i never whined about twisted nerve you fucking monkey

[livid depot]

it aint that big of a deal nust restart

[paper ridge]

what the fuck are you on about

[odd mulch]

the only thing i didnt like about twisted nerve is how often the guns can glitch under the map

[paper ridge]

are you talking to yourself?

[livid depot]

im talking to you

[swift hull]

You literally did

[paper ridge]

never faced that glitch tbh

[hardy canopy]

Chill

[livid depot]

yeah he deleted his messages lmao

[paper ridge]

i didnt even play twisted nerve today because i finished it 2 days ago

[swift hull]

Bro is lying

[livid depot]

not today man

[odd mulch]

I have a couple times, but if u have AI i've noticed they can still grab weapons under the map

[swift hull]

He was like “I hate twisted nerve!”

[livid depot]

are you actually stupid

[paper ridge]

you mean this?

[odd mulch]

iirc u said that about the one with the asians and the sick mom and the illegal weapon manufacturing

[paper ridge]

yep

[livid depot]

aint no way

[paper ridge]

that one ends of the earth not park homes you fucking dunce

[livid depot]

thats even worse theres like 4 suspects on that map

[paper ridge]

i didnt even complain about it? i said theres angles that made my guy all red

[odd mulch]

I mean ends of the earth is still easy but you didn't complain about the difficulty, but the AI malfunctioning

[livid depot]

you said smt about cant find last suspect couple weeks ago

[odd mulch]

and idc what any1 says, after watching my AI walk towards a terorrist with a bomb vest, i will forever say they suck

[ornate rover]

Do I need gunfighter gameplay improvement for ready or not fear edition or no? Anyone know?

[paper ridge]

WEEKS AGO

[livid depot]

ai be like: ‘sir i need you to move’ in an open field

[paper ridge]

im so relevant in your life you remembered something weeks ago oh my fucking god

[odd mulch]

Not finding that last person is always the worst feeling

[ornate rover]

[paper ridge]

that is extremely sad youre bringing shit up from weeks ago even i didnt remember it

[ornate rover]

What's wrong vro

[livid depot]

or i just have a functioning memory you actual moron

take your dementia medication

[odd mulch]

Why do you feel need to insult people so much

[paper ridge]

why would i remember something so irrelevant in my life

[odd mulch]

cant we all just be adults

[ornate rover]

Why is everyone always so angry 💔

[livid depot]

someone clearly cant

[ornate rover]

Let's be all be friends

[paper ridge]

yeah i dont hold respect for people that want to joke about serious shit

[livid depot]

he started it anyway

[odd mulch]

Yeah and that includes you, "he started it anyway" adults don't stoop to their level then

[paper ridge]

"it was about half life" bullshit

[livid depot]

wow i made a joke related to half life 2 draw and quarter me

[hardy canopy]

Shut up, both

[paper ridge]

"hey chat can you tell me what the abbreviation for civil protection stands for?" nice joke you sick fuck

[swift hull]

Guys guys guys…keep arguing 😈

[livid depot]

do you just not have a sense of humor?

is that it?

[paper ridge]

youre so edgy 🥶

[livid depot]

i didnt even say dark humor man

your the one always pulling at everything trying to start arguments

[paper ridge]

i give up im playing a losing game against a dumbass

[swift hull]

No keep fighting

[paper ridge]

youre*

[swift hull]

You’re*

[livid depot]

🤓

[paper ridge]

You're*.

[odd mulch]

🍿 <- Wedge

[swift hull]

Real

[livid depot]

can’t believe bro is so stupid

[paper ridge]

You know whats funny is that my brother always does this, he makse a joke about one thing, when you confront him he says its about something else

[livid depot]

im sick of this shit

[livid depot]

k cool

[paper ridge]

yeah youre not smarter by pretending you meant something else

[livid depot]

OH MAN THAT WEDGE GUY AINT TALKIN BOUT A REAL UNIT

hes talking about a ron community

[paper ridge]

what

[odd mulch]

u guys should just settle this in a 1v1, both of u spawn in MP Hospital, kill the suspects together then duke it out

[livid depot]

i aint playing anything rn

[ornate rover]

Guys let's just all be friends here

[paper ridge]

what real unit?

[livid depot]

check unit promo and scroll up

[hardy canopy]

Go to dms

[swift hull]

💀

You thought I was talking about a real unit 😭😭

[livid depot]

aight but classified ready or not missions is crazy work

[livid depot]

who tf classifies what they do in a game??

no offense man but when i hear classified warrants i dont think of ready or not

[swift hull]

Literally lol “we’re on a classified mission bro, top secret!”

Bro it says you’re playing valley of the dolls.

“….na uh”

[paper ridge]

anyone who plays in a ron unit stinks

[compact dawn]

Wedge bros stay winning

[swift hull]

You should join the discord and write a long intro message like I did

[paper ridge]

i didnt see it

[livid depot]

based take

[compact dawn]

First good take I have ever seen on here

[swift hull]

It’s on cadet comms

[paper ridge]

just send me a screenshot cause wtf is cadet comms

[livid depot]

what in the call of duty black ops 1 is this

do they use that text that looks like a cia redacted document

[swift hull]

We’re elite operators (I’m only allowed to bag evidence because I’m not highly trained yet)

[livid depot]

like the scp wikis do

[paper ridge]

[livid depot]

lmao bros on cleanup duty

[swift hull]

Idk I don’t have full access to the server because I haven’t verified myself

[paper ridge]

dude send me an invite or ss right NOW

[magic nacelle]

being a trailer is wild

slide me an invite

[livid depot]

LMAO their logo has latin on it

or idk i dont know latin

[paper ridge]

"select extra channels" includes philosophy

lets see their political views

[livid depot]

giving me access to a politics channel

bad news for them

[magic nacelle]

what's the server

[paper ridge]

the captcha is so fucing hard for no reason

[livid depot]

check #📌unit-promo and scroll up until u see RPR

[swift hull]

Yeah I didn’t even bother lmao

[swift hull]

Did you see my long intro message yet

[livid depot]

wait wait wait holup

is their special units training just being good at ron??

[odd mulch]

ew politics in my christian ready or not discord server

[paper ridge]

yup but ewwwwwwwwww "reaper_vibe" is a reaction 🤢

[swift hull]

“It’s always been my dream to play with you guys but I’ve always been too fat”

😭

[paper ridge]

dude can you not verify?

[livid depot]

49 year old army reservist? in a ready or not unit??

[paper ridge]

what should i write

[livid depot]

i dont mean to judge but..

[swift hull]

Nah I don’t even know my discord password 💀

[paper ridge]

ima say im a 14 year old airsofter

[livid depot]

im just gonna read the rules and craft the most trollish yet appropriate intro i can do

[paper ridge]

it automatically logged me in tho

[swift hull]

Talk about how fat you are like I did

[paper ridge]

nah im gonna put 🤙 after every sentence

[floral finch]

13 year old airsoft jrotc kid.

american annoying little shit prerequisite.

[paper ridge]

im british so im gonna say marine cadets 😂 "ive been in the marine cadets for 2 months so i am definitely worthy"

[floral finch]

Oooh the rare Marine Cadets.

I've only seen Air, Army and Sea Cadets.

[paper ridge]

to be honest i did go for like 2 weeks because i was bored shitless and oh my god the people there 😭

[swift hull]

The what

[paper ridge]

took it so seriously like jesus christ

[floral finch]

I went army cadets for 2 years, it was fucking boring.

[paper ridge]

yeah i love polishing shoes and walking around 🗣️

[swift hull]

I graduated in the young marines 💀💀💀💀

[floral finch]

Still ended up joining the actual Army but thats besides the point

[paper ridge]

i think its an event most people go through

[swift hull]

As a cook?

[floral finch]

College made me a boot polish addict.

[floral finch]

Nah, as an armourer.

[swift hull]

Basically the same thing

[floral finch]

Both sit around all day.

[livid depot]

i live in britain too

but wut is marine cadets

[floral finch]

North or South?

[floral finch]

Scouts but sponsered by the MoD basically.

[paper ridge]

you fellas trying to read this intro

before i send it i need to tweak it a bit more

[floral finch]

Are you a northerner or a southerner?

[swift hull]

You gotta use chat GPT like I did

[paper ridge]

northerner

[floral finch]

I wish nothing but a painful death upon ye.

[paper ridge]

nah dude i spit flames, but i do need some help improving it -
My introduction to the team

It has always been my dream to join the military ( 🤙 ), my great great grandfather, and great grandfather served in both ww1 and ww2, i feel that it is only within my roots that i have to fight ( 🤙 )

For years, I also have struggled with being slightly obese, and my habits have not yet been ended, and i am fighting the demons inside of me right now (🤙)

I feel that I am worthy for this place, i am a 13 year old that has served in the marine cadets ( 🤙 ), and I play airsoft so i know the best tactics for fighting in rural areas (🤙)

I think that this is an opportunity that I will never have again, so I hope you accept me with open arms, I stand out in teams , and my lisp doesnt help with communication but my communication is amazing ( 🤙 )

Thank you for taking your time to read this.

[paper ridge]

North > South ALL THE WAAAAAYYYY 🦅 🦅

[swift hull]

Say you’re 58

[livid depot]

i made up a halfassed story and threw it at them

[paper ridge]

noooo this is better

[floral finch]

The south is better.

[swift hull]

They might not allow kids

[paper ridge]

are you a southerner?

[floral finch]

London is the south right?

[swift hull]

Who tf cares about London

[livid depot]

south london more like stab london

[paper ridge]

dirty bastard from london dare say the north is shit

[livid depot]

haha i made a london stabby joke

[floral finch]

Do not disrespect my part of London.

[livid depot]

im disrespect all of london anyway

[paper ridge]

"welcome to bwixton im in the pawty with bawbies and dwiwes"

yeah fuck you and your south london 😂

[livid depot]

i cant wait to get involved with a gang related stabbing
-some south londoner

[swift hull]

“Oy mate I got me a stabby stick if ya want a pokie poke” like bro shut up

[floral finch]

Brixton is not South London.

[paper ridge]

the safer parts of england are shittier > londoner

[livid depot]

or how i like to call them, sundowner

[floral finch]

Brixton is more central.

[paper ridge]

"Brixton is an area in South London"

[livid depot]

cuz south (sun) downer (london, lundun as they say)

[harsh edge]

England got smol pp

[floral finch]

Brixton is faking.

[paper ridge]

london should be eradicated

[swift hull]

Shoulda seen the dude I talked to the other day who freaked out because he saw a cop in London with a REAL gun 😭

[livid depot]

just nuke it

[paper ridge]

along with manchester and sheffield

[paper ridge]

the hysteria is crazy

[floral finch]

Thats the feeling I would get every morning when i'd have to take the train to college, or the train into central london.

[harsh edge]

🤣

[livid depot]

britain is crazy

[swift hull]

Bro said “I saw an armed police officer today!”

😭 I can’t take them serious

[paper ridge]

i only saw one openly armed person in england it was in an airport lol
TSA

[floral finch]

City of London always has Armed Police though.

[livid depot]

SAME

2 cops came out of their car with g36cs when i was leaving the airport

[paper ridge]

i was only slightly phased because it was the first time ive seen a real gun and the glock he had was nicely taken care of

[ornate rover]

Does anyone know what pakchunkHIC mean? I think it might be crashing the game bc I added a damage rebuff mod

[swift hull]

Americans should be able to open carry anywhere on earth fr

[harsh edge]

Anyone who actually keeps up with Met politics would know it's actually becoming more and more standard for officers to be certified as firearms officers now

[paper ridge]

.pak file

[paper ridge]

good we need less tasers in london

[livid depot]

it means you have to delete system 32

[swift hull]

Firearms officer

[harsh edge]

This

[ornate rover]

alright buddy.

[harsh edge]

Ryan's right

[ornate rover]

But fr though, it's one of the mods u guys recommended to me

[floral finch]

One step closer to loosening the firearms laws in this hellhole country.

[harsh edge]

Your systems 32 file is causing the issue you need a clean install

[compact dawn]

the standard officer isn't armed in Britain?

[livid depot]

i hope america just takes britain

[floral finch]

Mod is probably outdated.

[paper ridge]

we seriously do, and in liverpool and manchester

[harsh edge]

Outside of Northern Ireland no

[floral finch]

Shut up.

[livid depot]

why northern ireland officers strapped???

[paper ridge]

nope, tasers, only ever see them is near buckingham palace 😂

[swift hull]

Trump needs to buy Europe

[harsh edge]

But that's slowly changing as the Met realizes a knife is indeed a deadly weapon

[paper ridge]

i disagree with that one but im not touching politics

[harsh edge]

Idk it's got something to do with retirement plans I think

[livid depot]

theyre the first line of defence incase if the irish get rowdy

[harsh edge]

Ya know. IRA? idk

[paper ridge]

you know theres guns in england too right? there has been an influx in gun related crimes all over england

[swift hull]

Golly wonder how they figured that one out

[floral finch]

Birmingham has a shooting every week ffs.

[paper ridge]

lets not bring up london or liverpool

[livid depot]

did that van just speak irish gaelic?

[harsh edge]

The whole ass rest of the world realizing taking away civilian ability to defend themselves neither brought down civilian gun ownership by that much nor made gun violence go down any faster or greater than it already was

[paper ridge]

a guy i knew i used to play tarkov with him said he saw a dude get shot by someone in the street in daylight

[paper ridge]

i think it really depends on the country

[harsh edge]

A sharp decline in gun violence in all forms started in the 90s and wasn't accelerated by Australia and the UKs forced buyback

[livid depot]

fr*nch people arent real

[ornate rover]

so does anyone have an answer to my question that doesnt mention killing my computer

[paper ridge]

if england had more guns there would most definitely be more gun related crimes these people are crazy lol

[harsh edge]

More guns =/= allowing the populace whose checked and trained to defend themselves.

[paper ridge]

its probably one of your mods causing it, take out half the mods, if it launches, good its in one of the halfs you took out, then half it again, put it in the game etc etc etc

[livid depot]

britain government be like: lets handicap our people in times of crisis, since criminals will definitely follow the gun laws.

[ornate rover]

alright sure

[rigid bone]

cringe LLM user

[paper ridge]

sorry take all of them out, if the game launches with some mods, take those mods out and put them in another folder labed "WORKING", and the rest in "BROKEN HERE"

[floral finch]

I'd rather not get into the abysmal politics of this nightmare hellhole.

[rigid bone]

[livid depot]

thats why im gonna try everything to get to the US legally

[floral finch]

Cowards way out

[paper ridge]

never moving to the us lol im going straight back to poland

[floral finch]

Typical Polish builder.

[harsh edge]

A citizen whose competent, trained, lacking a violent or lengthy criminal history, sane and capable should be allowed to, within reason, own long guns and handguns for the purposes of sporting, self defense, recreation or hunting uwu.

[rigid bone]

Ah, ok, I see what the converstion is

[harsh edge]

And without regard to whether those arms are kept in the home or carried on the person

[paper ridge]

i mean am i wrong? every country i can think of is going to shit rn

[livid depot]

i aint dying on the street when the next margaret thatcher-ish person decided to destroy houses

[paper ridge]

the us, england, france, germany. the only ones i can think of that are decent is the czech republic and poland

[harsh edge]

Real

[floral finch]

Nothing wrong, just taking a jab at how Polish people are typically builders here, and they always talk about returning to Poland.

[livid depot]

if the US dont work im just gonna live in a shack in the woods somewhere

[paper ridge]

fair enough, i mean shit sure but they nearly if not all the time do what theyre supposed to do and rarely break the law lol

[ornate rover]

i also only added 2 mods, the rest were working fine the 2 mods i added were "realistic ammo FEAR edition" and damage rebuff bundle

[paper ridge]

take those out, does it work?

[ornate rover]

im about to check

[harsh edge]

Move to the US establish permanent residency and buy a Glock 19 and an AR-15 and 10,000 rounds of ammo each

[floral finch]

Yeah, no the poles are fine. Lovely bunch of lads you lot are just, why are you all fucking builders.

[zealous crescent]

evening

[livid depot]

my version of the american dream

[paper ridge]

its either that, electrician or running a polish shop 😂

[livid depot]

be able to afford rent and afford guns

[harsh edge]

A beautiful American woman (or man I don't judge), a house in the suburbs, a job you love and more guns than you know what to do with.

[paper ridge]

you guys remember my intro to the discord unit 😭 the main guy reacted with " 🤙 "

[harsh edge]

THE American way

[pliant briar]

why?

[livid depot]

a man can dream in these times

[floral finch]

Moving to the USA is admitting defeat, showing your willing to give up and not try to fix your country.

[livid depot]

cuz i want FREEDOMMMM

[harsh edge]

You can come too 🥺🫴

[livid depot]

it aint my choice my parents migrated to britain a long time ago when i was young

[paper ridge]

if theres law then theres no freedom

[livid depot]

YEAHHH

[pliant briar]

freedom to be fucked by corporations

[paper ridge]

theres law in pretty much every ountry

[rigid bone]

Something something grass is greener something something

[paper ridge]

yeahhhhh!!!!!

[livid depot]

im gonna live in a cabin in the woods with lots of guns

[paper ridge]

my grandad says the sun shines brighter in other places 🥹

[paper ridge]

but wait till you have to pay tax for the land... not so free then are you

[harsh edge]

See my main man Luigi was telling me the same thing on December 4th between the hours of 6a and 10p where he was at my house the entire time uninterrupted

[floral finch]

As a warmaxxer, I am inclined to defend the mega-corporations.

[paper ridge]

i love toxic, cancer inducing chemicals in my food, and plastic wrapped everything because im free!

[sick flume]

It's true I was there

[floral finch]

zogchow.

[pliant briar]

kinda sad, because poland is amazing (except for air quality in winter i guess)

[livid depot]

my man mangione didnt do nuthin he was with me the entire day trust

[swift hull]

Bro is being framed fr

[paper ridge]

poland and the czech republic are the only two countries i can think of where everything is not going to shit lol

[harsh edge]

The government had a hand in it, Luigi was the fall guy

[floral finch]

Thats because everybody in Poland smokes, even the newborns.

[pliant briar]

something something politics

[harsh edge]

Politic deez nuts fed boi

[livid depot]

for the first time ever i say: thank you american government

[paper ridge]

and drink i have never seen more vapes, and funny looking Vapes than in poland on holiday

[pliant briar]

that's very untrue, people smoke way less

[livid depot]

i sure do love post-communism

[swift hull]

You better not be vaping

[paper ridge]

dude im not ffs 😭

[livid depot]

im smoking straight air

[swift hull]

Real

[harsh edge]

Smoking shit from a glass pipe blowing the lords bubbles

[swift hull]

And by straight air I mean crystal meth

[livid depot]

oxygen addicts saying how you need it to live (ok addict)

[paper ridge]

i love when people from england thng poland is a third world country and everyone thinks we live in poverty and were all jewish 🔥 RAAAAH

[pliant briar]

but they really love to burn all kinds of garbage to keep them warm (and accelerating global warming in the process, so lowkey works)

[livid depot]

what does judaism have to do with this

[floral finch]

Isreal is just Poland 2.

[livid depot]

i was born in the balkans so i think of them how i think of my neighbours

[harsh edge]

This got antisemitic fast tf

[swift hull]

100% of people who drink water eventually die

[paper ridge]

i dont know ive had so many people seriously ask me if im jewish, i have a slightly larger nose so maybe thats why

[floral finch]

the Polish phenotype.

[paper ridge]

im not being antisemetic im just saying everyone in england my age thinks polish people are all jewish

[swift hull]

Bro can’t hide

[livid depot]

i would ask you if you were the inspiration behind lois griffin

[paper ridge]

i love that

i get compared to scrooge from a christmas carol

[swift hull]

Lois is so bad

[floral finch]

I had a german dude schizo out on me, thinking I was Polish.

[livid depot]

nah

[paper ridge]

😭 crazy

[swift hull]

Wild

[livid depot]

the instincts kicked in

[floral finch]

Some of my facial characteristics were setting of the polish detection neurons in his mind.

[swift hull]

Peter really has it all

[rigid bone]

Excuse

[harsh edge]

Kaminsky boutta gimme that 30 second blicky

[paper ridge]

2 kiwis, 1 banana
400ml cream/coconut milk/full fat milk
4tbsp honey
blende and freeze in ice moulds or plastic bag
blend again put in a box
ice cream

[paper ridge]

what happened i just saw shit get deleted

[swift hull]

This is a recipe on how to make mustard gas

[harsh edge]

Kaminsky be readying my not til I judge everywhere

[livid depot]

some guy was making some shower jokes related to a specific country

[paper ridge]

typical from english people also (towards me)

[livid depot]

I AM NOT ENGLISH

[harsh edge]

I'm not just some guy you smackonite

[livid depot]

my brain defaults to ‘some guy’ im sorry

[paper ridge]

i didnt say you where

[swift hull]

I can’t wait til all of earth is America

[harsh edge]

It's okay I hate me too tbh

[paper ridge]

was it you making shower jokes

[livid depot]

i just wanted to say that because i feel disgust in england

[paper ridge]

you think i dont?

[livid depot]

we all do except the 50 year olds

[floral finch]

The UK is lovely, just avoid England.

[paper ridge]

ive had peple make the most boring shower jokes, and same jokes about polish people and they think its hilarious

[swift hull]

💀

[harsh edge]

The UK should be a part of France

[livid depot]

what was irelands deal??

[paper ridge]

i hate how people say im british as if it doesnt include wales, scotland, ireland and northern ireland

[floral finch]

England is in a shit state rn, go to Wales or Scotland.

[paper ridge]

wales is beautiful on a motorbike

[harsh edge]

Shite*

[livid depot]

they gained independence and started car bombing random british people

[paper ridge]

very funny man

[floral finch]

I swear to god, the amount of times I have to teach americans this.

[runic aspen]

can i get help someone is trying to dox me on this server

[livid depot]

fake country, fake language, fake people

[harsh edge]

Should've won the war maybe we'd care about your geography

[paper ridge]

@long summit dm this fella

[livid depot]

aint that a crime report it to the police

[harsh edge]

Like imagine losing to a bunch of rednecks in cabins being backed by the French

[paper ridge]

same, i had one guy tell me scottish people dont speak scottish, wales doesnt speak welsh and ireland doesnt speak irish i was like

[floral finch]

You have your PayPal linked to your discord.

[harsh edge]

"Tax deez nuts king loser"

-George Washington, 1776

[livid depot]

im from the balkans, i live in britain, and i have a very rural, southern american accent according to people

[paper ridge]

jesus christttt

[runic aspen]

dmed him

[paper ridge]

TAKE PAYPAL OUT YOUR DISCORD

[runic aspen]

shit ty

[paper ridge]

thank snake

[harsh edge]

Bruhhh

[paper ridge]

you need to turn on pings man

[floral finch]

Nah, I just don't like bothering people like that.

[harsh edge]

Snake won't turn on pings he'd have to read my messages if he did

Like a smackonite

[paper ridge]

i mean his replies dont have pings

[runic aspen]

took it off, thanks

[paper ridge]

thank @floral finch he told you first he has pings off

well mentions

[runic aspen]

oh, thanks snake

[livid depot]

ı

[floral finch]

next time check what you link to your discord.

[runic aspen]

true

[paper ridge]

i had some mf go on my spotify bc i had it linked and just tell me the names of my family i freaked tf out 😂

you can probably still find it that is NOT an invitation

[pliant briar]

had?

[livid depot]

thanks for the challenge

[paper ridge]

i still have it i know that

[livid depot]

wow cool

[floral finch]

Are you sure he wasnt just reading gibberish?

[paper ridge]

[livid depot]

slovenians are femboys

[paper ridge]

thank god im not slovenian

[livid depot]

all of them every last one

if you play minesweeper in bosnia is it technically an autobiography of bosnia?

[pliant briar]

don't disrespect pogacar like that

[paper ridge]

if some country is filled with femboys its sweden

nooo finland it would be finland

[livid depot]

dont disrespect finland like that

thats my plan D country to move to incase plan a, b and c fail

[pliant briar]

what are you even going to do in finland? start a hydraulic press channel?

[floral finch]

Listen, if you want decent guns laws, Czech Republic has the best in Europe.

[livid depot]

bet

[paper ridge]

czech republic and poland might be the best countries in europe rn

[floral finch]

Skinny dip in icewater, spend 5 hours in a sauna.

[livid depot]

i know a guy from czechia

[paper ridge]

why am i dickriding both poland and czech r? im polish so its obvious lol and the czech have beautiful forests and CBD tea my grandad bought

[livid depot]

blow santa’s workshop up with an IED

[floral finch]

The Czech have beautiful women and good beer.

[pliant briar]

i feel like there's another very obvious reason :P

[livid depot]

perfect for a balkaner such as myself

i just need an adidas tracksuit

[paper ridge]

i dont know it

perhaps say in dms if you cant here because i really dont

[livid depot]

1984

no free speech? that isnt very american of you

[paper ridge]

what

[livid depot]

the fact that someone cant express their opinion without a mod killing them grinds my gears

[granite arrow]

...

[runic aspen]

@long summit this bot

[livid depot]

what?

[paper ridge]

[livid depot]

they didnt say anything

[fallen sail]

mods atomize this man now

deconstruct his dna helix

[swift hull]

Snitch

[livid depot]

es get stitches

[runic aspen]

dw hes the guy who heard the guy tryin to dox me

[green tusk]

Keep moderation matters out of public chats

[swift hull]

🫡

Thanks for keeping these streets safe

[livid depot]

thanks for keeping the ghetto safe

[swift hull]

You always safe when you come to my hood blud. Just make sure you check in

[paper ridge]

mf has an attendace ceremony at 6 am each morning 😭

the opps cannot pull up at 6

[swift hull]

Are you fr

[paper ridge]

yup

"thank you for pulling up today gang"

[agile merlin]

"todays order of business, we have a driveby at noon and we're airing the opps out at 6, be there or be square"

[livid depot]

driveby at 0600 private! @swift hull

[swift hull]

Tomorrow at 9 we’re raiding the local Walgreens

[livid depot]

steal under 950 bucks

oh and wheres that fentanyl we ordered i need it

[pliant briar]

better be safe than sorry

[floral finch]

At least this server doesnt block most swear words.

Insurgency Sandstorm discord had fucking Cuck blocked.

[livid depot]

why u calling people cucks lmao

[pliant briar]

your usual twitch word no-no list still applies here more or less

[green tusk]

I suggest you not go pulling out the dictionary on this server

[floral finch]

Some of the insurgency moderators were cucks.

[livid depot]

he said it not me

as a wise civvie once said; ‘i cant get booked for this!!’

[agile merlin]

fuck

[green tusk]

What did I say

don’t pull out the dictionary

[floral finch]

I was checking if I had to use my more creative lexicon.

[green tusk]

How about you use regular English and follow the #🤝rules🤝

Of which btw bypassing the filter is also against the rules

[floral finch]

I'm not going to bypass the filter, just gonna call people idiots in a far more English manner.

[runic aspen]

they needed the bot for something

[swift hull]

Love when people call off now I gotta work an extra 7-8 hours

[pliant briar]

in polish (slang) there's a neat way to call someone an idiot in "english" and it's "the bill", which sounds exactly like "debil", which means idiot (shocking)

[floral finch]

Stay on the grind, get paid bro.

[swift hull]

Fuk the grind

[livid depot]

ask for a raise

[swift hull]

Tired of working 14s everyday and driving 2 hours

[livid depot]

lvl 1 crook vs lvl 100 boss

[pliant briar]

why drive?

[odd mulch]

just teleport

[swift hull]

Wym why drive

[sinful pasture]

Hey everyone, an idea of how to map your keys on a keyboard 65%.thank you.

[pliant briar]

the same way you map any other keyboard

[livid depot]

as i (ryan gosling) once said; “i drive.”

[odd mulch]

what keys do u struggle with, i use 60% and use whatever the defaults are

[pliant briar]

aren't there any alternatives?

[agile merlin]

so my movement keys should be the M1-6 keys and the left and right mouse button should be on q and e, with q and e being on the left and right mouse button?

[swift hull]

Am I supposed to teleport

[wide lava]

Sks is not real it's not certified

[odd mulch]

yes noob

[sinful pasture]

The keys for the other elements (digital number)

[livid depot]

your supposed to fly

[agile merlin]

bro thinks there's public transport everywhere

[swift hull]

Private jet to go 20 miles

[odd mulch]

wym red and blue?

[livid depot]

i dont mean a plane

[swift hull]

Euro moment

[agile merlin]

me if I had money

[pliant briar]

is it really the only alternative you can think of?

[swift hull]

Dawg tell how how the fuck I’m supposed to get to work without a car 💀

[livid depot]

taylor swift did it

[sinful pasture]

I'm sending you this in private message

[livid depot]

you walk

[agile merlin]

if i walked anywhere in my area i'd literally fucking die from hypothermia

[pliant briar]

i mean it is. if you don't have any alternatives at the current place you should relocate somewhere else where they exist

[livid depot]

get the flamethrower

[swift hull]

Bro doesn’t live in the US

[agile merlin]

not even joking by the way its currently 19 degrees fahrenheit

[odd mulch]

because fuck living outside the city right? aka hell's asshole

[livid depot]

bring the sun 1 inch closer

[agile merlin]

gets set on fire

what have you done

[pliant briar]

how did your ancestors survive then

[livid depot]

you aint cold anymore

[agile merlin]

they didn't

[livid depot]

simple problems require simple solutions

[odd mulch]

America outside of the big cities isn't designed to walk from place to place, at least not with modern society.

[agile merlin]

they went inside to their fires and they fucking sat there until spring

[swift hull]

Bro wants me to take the bus full of homeless people to get to work

[odd mulch]

A lot of the stuff I enjoy to do is literally at least 7 miles apart, if i walked to each thing I would get nothing done and that includes work

[livid depot]

become the real raul menendez

[agile merlin]

America 1 day into 2025: we must kill raul menendez

[livid depot]

its 2025 guys

we’ve trained for this moment

[ornate rover]

How many mods can you hypothetically have installed before your fps starts to fluctuate and lag

[livid depot]

menendez must die

[pliant briar]

i really want to say that you can cycle, but with all the stroads it's really not so great

[agile merlin]

depends on your system

[livid depot]

delete system 32 for no lag

[ornate rover]

1080 RTX

[livid depot]

you wont get any lag ever

[agile merlin]

yeah ur cooked

like 2

[ornate rover]

I'm gonna steal ur family

[livid depot]

just sit and cry

[pliant briar]

unlimited amount, unless a specific mod makes the game lag

[odd mulch]

That's the other issue is that not every city in america is setup for bikes. At least not where I'm from. I went to boulder colorado for a week in July and that's the #1 thing I noticed is every single road had bike lanes

[ornate rover]

I have 11 mods installed

[pliant briar]

no city there is set up for bikes, period

[odd mulch]

Boulder, as I mentioned, is 100% setup for bikes. You can literally go anywhere you want on a bike

[livid depot]

amsterdam

[pliant briar]

"there" means the us

[livid depot]

yeah i know

[odd mulch]

There's a reason why Boulder Colorado is considered the #1 healthiest city in the nation

[livid depot]

i just want to appease the amsterdamians

[pliant briar]

bike paths everywhere is a double edged sword

[agile merlin]

next time a european critiques our public transport critique their ability to defend themselves against a hostile nation

[ornate rover]

I went how many mods I have installed in #🎨ron-screenshots-and-art

Sent*

[livid depot]

im gonna drive a car in amsterdam

and go over 5mph

[odd mulch]

Fund a war without America putting the most into it challenge(IMPOSSIBLE)

[livid depot]

which will basically be a massacre

[agile merlin]

fund your own military without american funding challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[pliant briar]

or maybe it's a local (poland) issue where they can't stop being littered by broken glass bottles and being designed very unsafely

[livid depot]

america trying not to traumatize its male population challenge

[agile merlin]

its not trauma its just grit, get it right smh

[pliant briar]

the netherlands have the most car traffic in the eu iirc

[agile merlin]

we are the trauma

[odd mulch]

America's has the issue of people don't respect bikes in their lane, because they simply don't think they belong on the road. Which I get, car's pay taxes on their gas which is used to maintain the roads. Bikes obviously don't have to, but get to use it anyways.

[livid depot]

the manly urge to fight in a war:

[odd mulch]

But I will always condemn those drivers that run ppl out of what's literally a lane made for bikes lol

[livid depot]

dont call me out like that

[pliant briar]

do they not know that gas taxes aren't the sole source of budget for roads?

[agile merlin]

don't worry I was mentioning my hobby too

[pliant briar]

are they stupid?

[agile merlin]

oh I see how it is

too graphic sorry guys, won't happen again

[green tusk]

I don’t believe you were, but given current news don’t talk about it

That’s all it is

[agile merlin]

oh right

yeah no I completely was not thinking about that correlation

[livid depot]

mr eman is my first news source when hearing horrible things

[agile merlin]

woops

[agile merlin]

bad things happened in new orleans

[odd mulch]

The tax on gas directly going to roads varies by state. I never said that argument was smart though, a lot of people who ride bikes also have a car lol

[livid depot]

i wont ask you to elaborate

there is.. a house.. in new orleans

[swift hull]

Stay away from crowded events folks

[agile merlin]

okay come on now

[green tusk]

Also unfortunate wording

[agile merlin]

I was talking about how my radiator gave in

[pliant briar]

obviously, i never said i had an issue with what you said either :P

[agile merlin]

there's a better way to word this hold on

now I forgot what I even typed thank you eman

[pliant briar]

it's just than the same thing is common in poland, like 1:1

[livid depot]

i would love some donuts rn

[agile merlin]

completely forgot about the fact that they taxed gas

[livid depot]

i love donuts even if they are plain

im not a cop tho

[pliant briar]

and there are like dozen of arguments to why it makes no sense, first being that bikes don't cause any meaningful wear to roads at all

[agile merlin]

I wasn't even alive back then but I miss when gas was 79 cents a gallon :(

[livid depot]

i grab a crowbar and make potholes in roads

[odd mulch]

I will say bikes do NOT belong on roads that don't have bike lanes, they impede traffic, and data has shown that slow drivers are the cause of accidents just as often as people who speed

[livid depot]

one day those times will come again.. one day..

[swift hull]

They don’t belong even with bike lanes

[agile merlin]

actually prices aren't that bad right now, at least in my area its 3$/gallon

[pliant briar]

and at the end of the day bikes literally reduce traffic, which is obviously extremely beneficial for car heads

[pliant briar]

they do belong there, don't blame one group for something the other group does

and the slow driver argument sounds like an extreme example. i would assume they drive slowly as a way to compensate for the fact they shouldn't be even allowed to drive

[terse fog]

What is you humans favorite song

[livid depot]

i dont generally have favorites

[odd mulch]

No they don't. Bikes aren't normally gonna go 30 mph so they are impeding traffic most of the time if they get mixed into regular traffic

[agile merlin]

are you not human

[pliant briar]

good. no reason for cars to go that fast anyway

[swift hull]

You would be a cyclist

[pliant briar]

less noise pollution

[swift hull]

I literally hate cyclists with a passion

[pliant briar]

i'm a cyclist :P

[livid depot]

‘human. listen carefully. you need my help, and i need your help.’

[agile merlin]

this is why I usually go 15 miles per hour over the speed limit

[odd mulch]

You do know that we're talking 30 mph not km/h right? And that's the posted speed limit, and if a car went 15 mph they'd get a ticket for going too slow

[swift hull]

Worst type of humans fr

[livid depot]

attach an engine to your bike

start emitting

[agile merlin]

is my tank road legal? I want to drive to the local mcdonalds but im worried about getting pulled over

[livid depot]

your tank?

[agile merlin]

yes

my M1A2 Abrams main battle tank

[livid depot]

what they gonna do? pit manuever you? run them off the fucking road with your behemoth

[agile merlin]

don't worry its demilitarized

[livid depot]

make the killdozer tank edition

[agile merlin]

kind of

[livid depot]

doesnt mean you cant run them off the fucking road

[pliant briar]

even if i were that makes no sense, 30km/h (a lot slower than 30mph) is my typical minimal "cruise" speed ON A BIKE

[livid depot]

tanks are like, 50 tons? im tired i forgot

[swift hull]

Bro probably rides his bike on the highway

[pliant briar]

why would i

[agile merlin]

idk, most roads in the US are 45-55 mph, at least in more rural areas. highways are always 65-75

[livid depot]

oh and

make so noone can get in

[swift hull]

Because cyclists don’t follow any rules are are the most self centered people on earth

[livid depot]

and put concrete on your killdozer i mean tank

[agile merlin]

it depends on the model but the M1A2 is 68 tons

[pliant briar]

i love anecdotal evidence

[swift hull]

Cyclist response

[pliant briar]

could say the same about car drivers, but what's the point?

[livid depot]

cars are pebbles compared to that

ram them off the side of the road like god intended

[agile merlin]

to be fair most semis carry like 40,000 pounds of shit

[pliant briar]

you'll find morons in any group

[agile merlin]

nevermind I thought that would be more

[swift hull]

Cyclists are exclusively morons

[agile merlin]

thats only 20 tons

[livid depot]

make the killdozer: tank edition

[swift hull]

Ok time for a bike ride. Let’s wear all black, have no lights on my bike and go out for a nice 2am bike ride in opposite lanes of traffic

[agile merlin]

why would I need to make the killdozer

[livid depot]

marvin heemayer would be proud

[agile merlin]

I have a fucking tank

[livid depot]

better safe than sorry

[agile merlin]

me when america is literally the size of the entire continent of europe, and biking any meaningful distance would be hell

[pliant briar]

europe is bigger

[livid depot]

sir..

[pliant briar]

and you can bike anywhere as is

[agile merlin]

Seattle Washington to Miami florida is literally the same distance as Dublin to Istanbul, + a couple hundred miles

[pliant briar]

and?

[harsh edge]

UwU

[green tusk]

Don’t you have a ticket to write or something

[harsh edge]

I've gotten a couple good warrant arrests cause turds on bikes were riding against traffic

[green tusk]

These law abiding citizens are talking about making a street legal tank

[swift hull]

You are my hero

[pliant briar]

what is the argument you're trying to make because i don't really get it? do you travel from miami to washington every single day?

[harsh edge]

In my state (and most others tmk) bicycles are required to follow 100% of the rules of the road.

[swift hull]

All cyclists need to be locked up

[agile merlin]

if its street legal im still a law abiding citizen

also my argument is fuck bikes im driving my car

[harsh edge]

Now if it's like a kid, nah, don't care. But some assclown on a bike cause he got 10 DUIs and is suspended til the end of time and can't even follow the fuckin rules of the road on a bike? All day

[pliant briar]

important question: do you think adding more lanes help?

[swift hull]

No

[agile merlin]

no but adding a bike line won't help

[swift hull]

Locking cyclists in prison is the only solution

[harsh edge]

There is no greater subtle sign you live in a shit neighborhood than seeing grown ass men on bicycles who aren't on bikes because it's a hobby

[livid depot]

yup

[odd mulch]

That's an even worse situation and why bikes should only be allowed on bike lanes

[green tusk]

(Allegedly) law abiding

[harsh edge]

Dude in cyclist gear? No problem

Baggy ass jeans a shittie stained hoodie a scraggly beard and a beanie? Shit neighborhood

[livid depot]

it doesnt matter if its street legal you have a tank

[odd mulch]

If there is no bike lane go on the sidewalk

[livid depot]

use it for what it was made for

[agile merlin]

cities are a bit better but its still 40-45

[harsh edge]

Not legal in most places

[floral finch]

it is your moral duty to swerve into cyclists.

[agile merlin]

like residential areas are still 35 max lol

[pliant briar]

why is not having a car a bad thing?

[odd mulch]

I know I'm just saying it also shouldn't be legal to let them go 15-20 mph in a 50 mph zone for example, because you wouldn't let a car do that

There's no difference, both will impede traffic

[harsh edge]

Because the kind of person I just described doesn't have a license because he's suspended until the end of time for one reason or the other.

[livid depot]

‘yes officer my foot slipped onto the gas pedal and i drove 200mph into a cyclist on the other side of the road’

[pliant briar]

funfact: it's called a speed limit, not required speed

[agile merlin]

no if there's a posted speed limit im going at least 10 over

[harsh edge]

If America had the infrastructure to support cycling replacing the need for a car my view would change, but as a general rule the more scraggly dudes on bikes you see the worse the area is.

[odd mulch]

Except in America you can't go too slow or you get a ticket.

Unless u got pedals ofc then ur above the law

[harsh edge]

Misleading.

[pliant briar]

maybe because how slow you are depends on the capabilities of your vehicle?

[livid depot]

gerard scott was an IDIOT

[harsh edge]

Bicycles are allowed to be on the road and in most cases required to be, and traffic is allowed to go around them.

[agile merlin]

a proper infastructure project like that would literally take trillions. Just to repair a majority of our already existing roads took a couple trillion dollars

[livid depot]

hide upstairs, trap all the doors downstairs

[harsh edge]

Even in a no passing zone you're allowed to pass a bicycle

[pliant briar]

does that include full on overtaking with changing lanes?

[odd mulch]

It would be so much better though for everyone, like I said I think the bike lanes being literally everywhere is why boulder is the healthiest city in the nation

[harsh edge]

If you lived in the kind of places with an abundance of the kind of people I'm describing you'd want to move if you were able. I'm not talking about cyclists, I'm talking about criminals who are cyclists because the state has said they're not safe to be on the road in a car.

[floral finch]

trillions that we should be spending on the military industrial complex.

[livid depot]

preach

[harsh edge]

In my state yes you're allowed to cross clear over the double yellow with due regard for traffic conditions to pass a bicycle

[livid depot]

i want androids by 2040

[agile merlin]

Im not saying it'd be a bad idea- It'd just be a challenge to find the budget to do that

[agile merlin]

truer words have never been spoken

pump it

[odd mulch]

Well I don't want to get too political buuuut if we remove funding for things that don't involve america we have the budget to do a lot of things :p

[pliant briar]

it probably would be cheaper to make a proper bike infrastructure instead of building highways that only add to the problem :P

[green tusk]

[pliant briar]

or like... trains?

[harsh edge]

As a general rule bicycles aren't afforded any special rules of right of way a car isn't unless there is a cycling lane, in which case obvs cars stay out of the cycling labe

[pliant briar]

has anyone heard of them?

[harsh edge]

Other than that, they stop at red lights and stop signs, ride on the right side of the road, left yields to right, etc

[pliant briar]

people when they learn that bike is a vehicle

[harsh edge]

It's not, it's a bike.

[pliant briar]

and roads are for... vehicles

[livid depot]

why are the characters so oily

[agile merlin]

whats wrong with cars?

[harsh edge]

If a bike was a vehicle you'd be Dui on a bike which you're not

[livid depot]

im looking at judge and he’s reflecting 99% of light

[agile merlin]

because he's oiled up

[green tusk]

I leave this as a thought exercise for the reader

[harsh edge]

You're public drunk on a bike, not DUI

[pliant briar]

one car? none. the issue is if you abuse them and if there aren't any alternatives

[harsh edge]

Bikes are bikes, mopeds are mopeds, motorcycles are motorcycles and cars are cars.

[pliant briar]

the scale is the problem, not cars as a whole

[harsh edge]

A "vehicle" is anything propelled by automation of an engine

[pliant briar]

skill issue

[harsh edge]

The differences are important because how we enforce the vehicle code changes between them

[pliant briar]

it is a vehicle in europe

[agile merlin]

we're talking about the US

[pliant briar]

therefore i'm right and you're not

[past mist]

Technically bikes can be vehicles too and theyre noy automated

[harsh edge]

So it needs licensed registered insured and covered under DUI laws

[harsh edge]

You're probably wrong but explain

[past mist]

A vehicle can simply considered something non organic used for a mode of transport

[pliant briar]

if you can't drive vehicles in europe (they took your license) you can't ride a bike either

[past mist]

As said much of europe considers it a vehicle

[harsh edge]

Yeah, wrong.

[past mist]

Especially germany

[past mist]

Not wrong if bikes are a vehicle

Because they dont use automated engines

[harsh edge]

Jesus that...I mean cool but that seems harsh.

[agile merlin]

we're talking about the US right? we have our own laws and europe has their own, a bike is a vehicle in europe but it's not in america

[harsh edge]

Yeah we got into the weeds on that

[green tusk]

Breaking news: local and state laws may vary. More at 11.

[agile merlin]

that

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/tts-custodes-pillar-men-gif-15519847

[harsh edge]

In America because of how many gazillions of dollars NHTSA has spent to make our DUI laws so strict and easy to enforce we've got BOOKS of case law surrounding cars and when a car is and isn't a car and is and isn't being driven

[past mist]

Apparently bikes are vehicles as human powered things count as vehicles

[pliant briar]

according to english wikipedia it is a vehicle so...

[past mist]

According to an AI

[agile merlin]

the law deems it otherwise

[harsh edge]

Yall I love the idea of making bikes vehicles cause then I get to DUI every smackonite out drunk on a bicycle

[past mist]

So a bike is a vehicle, and a vehicle is a mode of transport, not just something with an automated engine

[harsh edge]

But we've got those whole ass books of case law that say horses bicycles and wheelchairs aren't vehicles

[past mist]

Id probably define it as anything non organic intended for the purpose of transport

[agile merlin]

me getting a DUI because my bike rolls over a pebble and I fly 30 feet through the air

[pliant briar]

the issue is that no one checks on cyclists if they can actually ride them

[green tusk]

DUI for every drunk with heelies too

[harsh edge]

Because in America taking away someone's license is more damning than a prison sentence.

If you don't have a license in America you're unequivocally fucked.

[green tusk]

Real

[pliant briar]

new york?

[past mist]

Car dependant city imagine

Couldnt be me

[harsh edge]

My dad is about to do 90 days in jail for a DUI because the alternative was a 1 year license loss

[harsh edge]

Where 3% of the entire US lives

Outside of the biggest cities Americans would sooner do jail time than lose their license.

[pliant briar]

the point is there are places in the us where you won't die without a car

[gusty stump]

An employee at a Subway restaurant in Atlanta was shot and killed Sunday after a customer got upset about a condiment on his sandwich.

[harsh edge]

It's less of a loss of freedom to do 90 days in jail than to go a year without a license.

[harsh edge]

Yeah like 5. 5 whole fucking places.

And even then you're significantly worse off because the public transpo infrastructure is still trash

[pliant briar]

it's been discussed already but it's really shocking how common DUI is in the US

[harsh edge]

It's common everywhere.

Not an American thing.

[pliant briar]

nope

where i live you would be pretty much ostracized if you even thought about it

[past mist]

Should be the case everywhere

[harsh edge]

My facts don't care about your thoughts on the matter. DUI is my shit and I can tell you it's a problem everywhere.

It transcends cultures, and is an issue everywhere including places that don't think it's an issue.

[pliant briar]

people really like to drink their poison

[swift hull]

In America you are ostracized for being a cyclist

[pliant briar]

shocking in a car dependent country

[swift hull]

Cyclists putting on a blindfold before crossing 4 lanes of traffic

[pliant briar]

also, a fun fact, you can lose your car if they catch you DUI in poland

[harsh edge]

Poland- 2020 saw DUI cause 1656 accidents, 216 fatalities.

2023: Polish police report 90,000 instances of drunk driving.

[pliant briar]

i didn't say it doesn't exist

only that it isn't as common here

[swift hull]

“It straight up doesn’t exist”- Niventill

[harsh edge]

90,000 instances in a country of 37 mil is just about as bad extrapolated as 1 million arrests in a country of 360 million

By the numbers it's basically exactly as bad.

[pliant briar]

why do you feel the need to lie?

[swift hull]

Just quoting you big dawg

[harsh edge]

They never said that

They said it's more heavily ostracized there, which may be true, a lot of countries in the post USSR area have been trying to crack down on their drunk driving culture because of how heavy the USSR was into it among other reasons ofc

My only counter was it isn't as rare as they may think it is by comparison

[pliant briar]

dunno, maybe it's the "vibe" around that, exactly because of the drinking culture

[harsh edge]

I wish everywhere would demonize impaired driving it's a nasty thing no one has any business or excuse doing

But it's an uphill battle against convenience, enforcement resources, inhibition and culture

[swift hull]

Spectre can you go arrest the dude that called off of work tonight and made me work an extra 8 hours

[pliant briar]

if only banning alcohol was a viable solution

but of course then you have black market and you know the rest

[pliant briar]

genuinely the only way to fix this is to replace humans with androids

instead of war never change it should be humans never change

[pliant briar]

about that, commuters do be like that sometimes

as in a person that only uses a bike as means of transportation

[paper ridge]

if my grandma had wheels shell be bike!

[pliant briar]

but in general 4 lanes of traffic would be pretty unsafe on a bike

wider roads naturally cause the speed limit to be a joke

[paper ridge]

ehh

my dad on rural tight roads

he turns to a sort of rally driver

he actually competed once in some shitty polish rally

[swift hull]

Cyclists have no regard for their own safety so

[pliant briar]

i don't see how that could be true

[paper ridge]

same

[swift hull]

Because you’re one of them

[paper ridge]

except the ones that drive in the middle

the ones that drive on the side theyre fine my dad commuted to work and had trucks literally centimetres from him lol

[swift hull]

Drive a car for a day and see how fucking stupid they act

[pliant briar]

yeah, and i have to think for everyone else on the road

[paper ridge]

in what way do they act stupid?

[paper ridge]

he couldnt ride closer to the curb btw

[pliant briar]

at this point it's a rage bait, pretty obvious that most cyclists behave properly

[paper ridge]

i think he means english and us ones

[swift hull]

Red light? Gonna go anyway.
Cross walk? Not gonna stop and check.

Speed limit of 55? I’ll go 15 on my bike.

Night time? Have no lights and wear all black

[paper ridge]

yup american ones

who couldve guessed

[swift hull]

Bike lane? Nah gonna ride in the middle of the road in opposite lanes

[pliant briar]

what if they were turning?

[swift hull]

Cyclists don’t check when they turn they just go

[paper ridge]

hes talking about american ones, they are dumb quite often

[swift hull]

Helmets are too tight and they don’t get blood to their brain or something

[paper ridge]

its really just culture lmao

[pliant briar]

no matter the country some cyclists will be morons

[paper ridge]

oh my god my favourite cheese is talking

[hazy dew]

In some cities its against the rules to bike on sidewalks

[swift hull]

All

[pliant briar]

or whole country

[swift hull]

Dudes in my city ride their bikes wearing 3 masks on

[paper ridge]

i mean yeah but it really depends, in wroclaw ive always seen cyclists abide the law, i cant really say i wasnt there long enough, but compared to people in england, riding in all black , 3 people my age on mopeds, no helmets and balaclavas

[hazy dew]

Lemme just ride my bike on a main street whose speed reccomendation is 50mph.

[paper ridge]

i love you parmigiano reggiano

[hazy dew]

Lol hi

[paper ridge]

if parmigiano was a person it would be the most majestic person known to man im tellin ya

[pliant briar]

i love when people see speed limits as a minimal speed

[hazy dew]

I've managed to convince an entire friend group to play nodded hardcore RoN as god intended.

[paper ridge]

mod links?

[paper ridge]

forreal no regard for human life

[hazy dew]

Its just RiP or not ai mod on medium. So much fun tho

[paper ridge]

ooooh hell naw

shits so hard on easy

[hazy dew]

Got bad guys taking pot shots while corner peeking

[paper ridge]

pot shots?

like weed shots?

[hazy dew]

They fire at head height once than run away to flank you and repeat.

[paper ridge]

ahhhh

[hazy dew]

If they run away they'll also start executing civvies

[paper ridge]

gotcha, but back to the bikers, it really depends on culture of the country, obviously there will be a sour bunch but it really does

[pliant briar]

not my problem i'm allowed on the road as much as cars and i have nothing against being overtaken if they don't feel like driving at the speed limit (30km/h in most cases)

[paper ridge]

obviously german bikers will ride better than english

[paper ridge]

until they are literally smooching your arm

[hazy dew]

Honestly they just need to make roads for bikes like trails.

[pliant briar]

they do

[paper ridge]

they do

[hazy dew]

Dangerous asf to ride when cars are going 40mph+

Not where I'm at.

[paper ridge]

U.S.A 🔥

[hazy dew]

Lil bit of paint is enough they said

[paper ridge]

What the fuck is good infrastructure 🔥 🗣️

[pliant briar]

bike lanes are crazy in the us

[paper ridge]

the only bike lanes ive seen are in the netherlands, germany and poland

3/5 countries ive been to

[pliant briar]

can't find that in poland either

[paper ridge]

wdym??

the houses last and arent swept up after floods (wroclaw reference)

my house is 90 years old with a fucking hermetic bunker in the basement

never needed fixing according to my grandad atleast

[hazy dew]

One time I followed the bike lane all the way to a large 4 lane intersection and no bike lanes. The speed limit was 60.

[ornate rover]

Chat my fps is fluctuating so bad 😭😭

[pliant briar]

in warsaw most bike paths (not lanes) are either designed for speeds of 15km/h or to slow you down every chance they get

[paper ridge]

dude bike paths are so fun when youre flying icl

[sick flume]

Stop mining crypto

[paper ridge]

like pelting it down holy its fun

[paper ridge]

dudes mining the hawk tuah girls crypto

she has a crypto she rug pulled

[pliant briar]

not if pedestrians think they have the right of way (they don't even if there's a zebra)

[sick flume]

Unfunny

[paper ridge]

they have the right no?

[pliant briar]

nope

[paper ridge]

oh i know the rug pull part is funny

[paper ridge]

oooh so its only cars for peds

[pliant briar]

only if there's a sign

[paper ridge]

and bikes count as pedestrians?

[pliant briar]

vehicles

[paper ridge]

but vehicles give pedestrians right of way in poland

each time im stood at a crosswalk or sidewalk a car stops and i was told it was a new law signed

[pliant briar]

correct, but there has to be a sign "przejście dla pieszych"

[paper ridge]

if pedestrian
stop
else
no

[paper ridge]

ahh gotcha

[paper ridge]

i messed that up badly by the way i accidentally clicked enter before i fixed it

[pliant briar]

but they rarely put them anywhere

it's just a zebra which in the law is called "przejście sugerowane"

[paper ridge]

ooooh

[pliant briar]

so something like a warning for cyclists that a pedestrian will probably not yield the right of way

[paper ridge]

right

[pliant briar]

or a way to not have bikes slow down every other minute in cities

[paper ridge]

so if cars have to let pedestrians cross, do cars not have to let bikers cross since they are vehicles?

[boreal ore]

Weh.

[paper ridge]

alright playboi carti

[pliant briar]

same rules apply as for any other vehicle

[paper ridge]

FUEH 🔥

[boreal ore]

Sooo, hello. Special Agent In Charge Alvarez has resigned, so I'm replacing her.

[paper ridge]

gotcha

[pliant briar]

it's different for "przejazd rowerowy"

[glass mulch]

Am i seeing teachings of polish? Tak?

[paper ridge]

thanks for teaching me the law

[pliant briar]

no

[odd mulch]

I mean, according to last clear chance doctrine that's still your fault

[paper ridge]

Nie

[pliant briar]

i'm just too lazy to translate it to how it could be called in english

[paper ridge]

huh

[glass mulch]

Oh?

[odd mulch]

At any time if you have a clear chance to avoid an accident and you don't make any attempt to do so, you are found liable for the accident

[paper ridge]

how is przejazd even translated

[pliant briar]

bike crossing i would assume

[paper ridge]

aha bicycle crossing

[odd mulch]

So if I hit somebody crossing the street because "they didnt have the right of way" that's still myfault

[paper ridge]

what does santa say when hes walking backwards

[odd mulch]

Regardless of bike or not

[paper ridge]

riight

[glass mulch]

Ohoh ohoh?

[paper ridge]

im getting taught the law here

[paper ridge]

Oh?

dumbass he still goes ho ho ho hes just walking backwards

[glass mulch]

Lol

[paper ridge]

calling a mod a dumbass isnt the smartest move

[boreal ore]

Oh deer.

[odd mulch]

I'm not a lawyer or LEO btw :p this is just me using legal knowledge that I know about and I am interpreting them as I read them

[glass mulch]

Probably not

[paper ridge]

yeah i doubt lawyers play RoN

let alone sit on discord

[glass mulch]

But i will let it slide for the joke

[odd mulch]

I actually have a friend who's a lawyer he's the one that got me into SWAT 4 which got me into Ready or Not

[paper ridge]

[glass mulch]

:)

[paper ridge]

thats pretty damn cool icl

[hazy dew]

In America the person who didn't have the right of way would be at fault

[paper ridge]

does he list what laws they break while he plays

[lament igloo]

yes

[hazy dew]

Also gotta have dash cams these days

[paper ridge]

"Thats illegal possession of a firearm 12-30 years"