#💬general-discussion
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Last time I played was two updates ago and I can't remember
yes. but they are in set locations
set locations they switch around in
Best tips for station?
Also, the 5AM brain power hittin' different tonight, ngl
Which one is that again ?
fr bro
Please tell me this is the only mission with bombs. I don't want no more SWAT4 shenanigans
bring back the multiple game modes for one mission 🗣️ 🔥
The one with all the police in it
bombs as in trapped doors?
Nobody tell this guy about Relapse...
This, so much. Replayability was so good.
Also yes
Like 2 or 3 max iirc.
Active shooter threat was a blast
just saying if you like zillakami then you will fall in love with him
in more ways than one...
Good luck and may you have the patience for those bombs.
speaking from experience ill kiss the fella thats how good his music is
Don't really like his style
hes got many different styles but fair enough
Once again, the 5am brain might just be cooked at this point
100% im watching veritasium at this point
veritasium and joe scott are fire combos for late nights
Personally prefer him to Vsauce
Chelsea Grin album looking kinda freaky rn
both are good but veritasium is more consistent, joe scott is usually more funny
check out joe scott i think youll like him hes funny sometimes https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxO8Qg419ArFsH-jnMIOW4jM7Fgp5zFWol?si=AIPZ5Su-v9emLeQM
RON needs a mission in a super villain lair, like a volcano base
oh my god its 4 am that clip is way too funny
Mustache twirling villain waiting for you in a room with a moat containing sharks with laser beams attached to their heads
Mini-boss
And the only way to stop him is paying the 6 million dollar ransom
and him turning in his chair with his cat saying "youve finally caught up to me" or "ive been expecting you"
TOC: he wants ten million billion fifillion.. yen
Venezuelan dollars
merry christmas everyone
That's just a happy meal
Gifs don't even play, unjolly chat
TOC: he wants alans number worth of germanies currency post WW1
I'm sure we can mod this.. I've seen the Femboy TOC mod. Sky's the limit
A what now
the wh-
best ready or not mods?
Link for research
Alright, I was on the fence, but you've convinced me ! That bottle of bleach looking mighty refreshing right about now
dont worry bro im right there with you
If only we had gif perms
oh no
I have such a good collection for these moments
oh my god same
There is a reason you don’t
Has anybody tried the new controller support? I seem to be having issues with the interact button with a gamepad.
im glad we dont
@modern mesa the answer, inevitably, is yes
Where my fursuit mod
if tarkov had gif perms jesus christ
xD
Alas I think the mods broken now that was a while back
I wasted all this time curating a collection for you to say no. Not very jolly indeed...
https://www.nexusmods.com/readyornot/mods/3190 i found this
But it added zest
"zest" is one of the many ways you could describe that
Maybe it's time I got back to my old name.
thats it im downloading arma reforger
What was it
Hell yea
I got nothing, my brain is done for
gamepass on pc is amazing btw
"Esmeray"
I can't even string sentences together anymore
Jolly gamer moments
Go sleep. lol
wait wait wait, since when is reforger NOT on gamepass?????
Do it
Defeat garments becomes defeat fursuit
Fuck you, I will but not because you told me to
FUCK i remembered it
:[
😂 Sleep well.
Worth
i love how according to my age on steam shop i was born on the first of january 1900
im 124 years old fellas
So long as you're awake, I'll keep talking like Alan Partridge
I wish you all a merry time of year
At least in this server I don't get pinged with the "what's up? the atsky" jokes...
Where sky go
fellas is arma reforger worth 24gbp or is it more worth buying clothes and i need a genuine opinion
Reforger
Happy holidays, cheer n that
Imagine me whispering very suggestive things as Steven Fry as you fall asleep
Do you want the novelty of Arma Reforger or something new to wear more?
ahhhh i found some fire embroidered joggers ☹️
And you are now breathing manually
your tongue feels out of place
- your bones are always wet
Reforger 127km foot patrol starting in 10
and they are not white, theyre sometimes cyan, green, etc
That's just him on IQ.
"Where the Parthenon issssssssssss"
*EVER SO SLIGHTLY
Make it a slow walk, not a jog. 😛
Love his banter
Imagine the skin between your toes being most. At this time! In this weather??
Also also, your teeth are actually soft and only harden when you need them
This is a fact
they get hard when youre hungry 🫦
I feel like everyone took home meth from Twisted Nerve
😞 the eyes are actually his nostrils
I never thought the day would come
All meth is homemade
my PC is running out of space
you know if you sized earth down into a cue ball it would not be as smooth as a cue ball, the 0.005cm that is in the rules only applies to the roundess, so you could use a 150 grit cue ball according to it, so its wrong, it would be as smooth as an applebees pancake according to studies
*i forgot what restaurant it was but im guessing applebees
Prank your friends: yank on the exposed nerve
Sleep deprivation chat
can you imagine something really quickly
delicious, next question
imagine the sound of forks scraping on a plate
imagine the sound of thousands of maggots crawling around
is it sleep deprivation if sleep is a social construct made up by big bed to sell more nap times
sleep deprivation is not real
im in that state of tired where im smiling 24/7
im feeling quite jolly and a tad bit stoned and i dont know why
We're about an hour away from finally meeting the interdimensional 5G aliens
Only if you tuck me in haha jkjk unless ? 😳
you start to meet the interdimesional aliens after 30 hours
I know from personal experience
zinky zoogle, zeekybooble beeble meep Forp Bogos Binted?
Photos printed
Vorp?
👨
DLC 3 prediction: aliens
you fellas played stalker 2 yet
Probe and clear
Mindjot is a conspiracy! The government knows! TOC is an extraterrestrial plant!
the map is a random farmhouse in the middle of no-where nevada
Stalker 2 ? more liek Stalk Tuah
I'm too poor
hhhhhhh
get gamepass, 10GBP a month and you get alot of games
"Officers responded to a 911 call regarding suspicious activity, neither officer has reported back. Your team is to secure the area and find the missing officers."
jesus christ i wouldnt wish that upon my worst enemy
FO3 gang
Or worse yet, the Fallout 76 update
"By Jove! They're not buggering kids. They're dividing by zero!"
Of all things you could've said.
I regret nothing and meant every word
We should make a Monty Python mod
make a mod where you fight ayylmaos with fucking laser weapons
why am i getting freaky ass videos on my feed on youtube its 5 AM im freaked out
Terrorists barricaded in the ministry of silly walks
Diddyoil.mp4
Different freaky
its 10 PM and im listening to phonk
Now take that thought, and think of all the things I didn't
did diddy do it or did he get diddled like diddy would do it
you're welcome, you're thinking of a plate of onions
i cast sharp pain in your balls for no reason
Are you the Riddler or the Diddler?
I hope they either remain unsaid or I'm busy when they are said.
I cast moist socks
was it the diddler that diddyd diddy or did he diddy diddle someone else
Bazinga
you ever get that shit, i get scared
DISGUSTANG
imagine forks being scraped against a plate
or idk, fucking fire
a saw making a screeching sound when going through wood
Do not fuck fire, please
I can't
just like my motorcycles, I'm two tired
your tongue is out of place and your skin feels looser than usual
I cast soda-drenched trousers
Neither do
just like my two sleepy hawks, i guess im a hawk tuah 😆 😆 😂 😂 😭

Yes
Hey, you're a brain piloting a flesh mech suit with a skin armor
:)
heard that one before
damnit
Haven't played in a hot minute, did they fix the in game mods?
I got nothing
imagine that painful, cold feeling on your teeth
Still have to go through nexus, dang
Love that actually
I leave you with this
the ends of your hoodie is wet
on the sleeve and the bottom
ever so slightly discomfortingly wet
jesus christ dude
Go to bed
Already cast that
I love that feeling
no you said your hoodie is wet
You're no fun
No
That was a very poor typo
manual breathing, you feel your skin, your tongue is out of place, you can feel everything in your mouth with your tongue, your eyes are a bit dry
I came here to ask about mods, and I see this
I'm both amazed, and questioning everything
I don't apologise
It’s Jesus time boys
^^^^^^
i woulth like the modewatows to get wid of the wule bweakews in thath
Even Google Translate said error
i think my google translate is a bit extra chromosomic
everytime i put in "what is X in polish" for example, even if the entrance text is english it would automatically set both input and output to polish
All true Ron players are required to spend 2 hours in a watchmanwakeup lobby for the day of the lord 🙏
Is it Google Translate or you? xD
RON needs a good polish
not me
good polish and a good polish voice mod
i could do with an angry polish man telling someone to get down on the ground
zam zaddy
yeah nice one
you look like an absolute dickhead

oh shit
Ok, eman won't delete it
im guessing
shtick
I prefer asshole but its fine
i was about to type that shit out you were gonna say "but i will"
eman been here all night
...? What blocked my reply...?
absolute betrayal after i gave a translation
just to let you know i wasnt saying a slur or anything and it still got deleted 🙄
Femboy TOC, and the nerf gun mod
Oh. I see.
you want some good mods
What is with yall and femboys 😭💀
I just wanted to know if the in game mods was working lmao
Gunfighter is the only mod you need
do NOT use mod.io
Real ^
since when did you come back tf
You have to check if they're updated
They STILL haven't fixed itttttt?
nah it breaks sometimes
I had to do my job for a minute
Nexus is superior
lskjnbdgkl;jzbdfgn;lkjdsabf;hglbndzfh;'
i mean maybe? but its still shit
Nexus is good
Never had it break
I love Nexus
you never had ai not listen to commands?
Nexus is love, Nexus is life, Nexus is the 1 true daddy
I don't use ai
Everything you say is wrong
you fellas should download this shotgun nonetheless https://www.nexusmods.com/readyornot/mods/5075
Disagree
i didnt even know it was a shotgun when i downloaded it
I'll teach you real RON
Is it really a surprise? 😛
Wedgeless RON
“Wedges are bad” “I don’t use the AI” fuck you man
you are polish or is that vanilla
i think it was vanila nvm
No mirror gun, no wedges, no stingers, no AI, no SMGs, no shotguns
Only GA51
can some deep voiced polish man make a polish voice mod please
Real
Love me AR, love me flash, love me dynamic, 'ate wedges, nuffin' against 'em, just 'ate 'em
like i beg one of you motherfuckers makes one
I think nows a good time to admit. I'm not actually Scottish. I just moved here. I'm a proud onion lover
The lord gave you wedges and you don’t use them. Rude
MCX + XPS3 
Oh, there's an MP5SD6.
Guess my SSD is getting violated tonight.
Yes.
Demo game
Chat already agreed yes
Stellaris is $4
buying it
And that’s how they get you
Fuck off. Without DLCs surely
oh my god ive got to get my card details and my card is in my wallet which is in my coat which is downstairs
Bro isn’t a true online addict if he doesn’t have his card memorized
Go. It's worth it.
Sad, I had to check 
on the topic of addiction how the fuck do you quit nicotine
shits like impossible i swear
Don’t start 😎
Self discipline
its not my fault i hung around a bad crowd (it was)
Ehh. Depends on why.
Every time you wanna smoke, take a line of coke
wdym
Were you craving any sort of attention that could come your way, or were you specifically interested in hanging out with the bad crowd because they were bad?
You don’t need to replace with zyns, you don’t need nicotine patches, you don’t need to count every day you don’t smoke. Just stop cold turkey
shii good question not necessarily i wasnt seeking attention just that i was kind of the weird kid back then
thas life
Hm. Yeah, I'd say it was your fault.
But you're making amends now. That by itself is an important step.
yeah im working on myself and i stopped alot of things and one of the things left is nicotine
Good luck man. Good job. 😄
thanks broski
5 weeks from now you won’t even crave it so just stop now
5 weeks ago was like yesterday. Not even that long
I bet you're even addicted to breathing oxygen
i think i fucked myself over even more because im dependant on it now lol
Stellaris is so good
every time im stressed gotta take a quick hit
Cease
Get those cigarettes that look like wieners so it’s super embarrassing to smoke
and Desist?
Just pick up a caffeine addiction like everyone else
Don't get stressed 
alot to ask for from me
not really a fan of high blood pressure
Just lung cancer
Those Paradox games can really get you going
nope im not
🧢
addiction for a reason and why im trying to stop man dont diss me 😭
jesus christ im trying 😭
It's a lot harder than that though
Bro has the mindset of trying and not doing
got a history of addiction on my dads side too
Chemical conditioning is genuinely a hard thing to break
If I say I’m gonna try to get to the gym I’m not going. If I say I’m going then I’m gonna go
LMAO
jesus
100%
This tbh. You're not doing anything if you're trying
Depends on what counts as trying though.
I have mine saved
This is turning into a Disco Elysium dialogue textbox
I endorse this message
I'll second this
hell these ecigs i bought after trying to quit was because i was so stressed out i didnt even think about it
💪
You can’t substitute nicotine for nicotine
^
Instead of nicotine addiction, try alcohol. Better chance to wind up in another state
ecigs also have this lovely thing called metal coils lol
thats also a bad addiction on my dads side so im good
thanks man i didnt know 
Jus learn to be stressed man
I beg to differ
Ritalin helps
Men are supposed to be stressed
Like, physically in another state? Cause that works too

One time I got so drunk I woke up 2 states over
Which state
LMAO
Good trip tho
Tennessee lmao
Oh god
i mean sure but not really what i had to deal with when iw as younger
Learning coping mechanisms is a very manly thing. 💪
Gotta love waking up in your dorm room from another one after a long night

No-one is supposed to be stressed
That's why it's called stress
Aw man :(
Life ain’t supposed to be sunshine and rainbows boys
unless you're rich
WE USED TO FIGHT IN WARS
-but it's also not supposed to be endless suffering
then you just pay someone else to be sad
That’s where we disagree
That's why whisky was invented 
Wedge, do you need someone to talk to?
A balance of both suffering and peace.
We should play
I think they do
I’d argue rum
People in this chat atm

It’s ok I take it out on my wife
It'd be a party
well damn
BRUH
💀

Yeah.
Lmao
I take it out on cod lobbies lmao
hell before ecigs i (still do) bit my fingernails till they bled
Thankfully i’ve gotten out of my fingernail biting habit

teach us
You bite someone else's
Squirt lemons or something you don’t like on your nails when you feel the urge too
give me a break man its not like i like it
It’ll probably make you less likely to want to keep doing it lol
tried this, can confirm you may wind up on a list
May
That’s the keyword
I’m flattered you guys think I have a wife
my mum had this clear nail polish which was the most bitter thing i ever tasted but id still get through it
na it doesnt trust, i used to have that done to me by my parents never worked
My sentiments exactly. A chance I am willing to take
@heady comet will be your wife
We do a little lollygagging
oh hell naw bro
Real
A few people I know who don't deserve to be in any relationship are taken, so nothing is off the table.
I tried that with a girlfriend, they still steal my money
so like what abt the nic part
this
See, about that..
i have a geek bar in my hand rn bro thats the real solution to nail biting
ive got a crystal prime
type shiii
two im puffing on both at once
Alcoholism is the next step
shits tough man 😭
I have a box mod and a geek bar
Been there
type shiii bro i gotta start

So, who’s the victim upcoming 
i don’t know where your nail has been no thanks 
up my ass
I'm petting my cat
that’s two wildly different responses
fellas do you wash your hands after each piss?
no
Yes.
I haven’t washed my hands since 1987
i remember being at a friends house and he told me i am the only person to wash my hands after i piss
what’s washing hands?
i wash before i piss so my dick dont get dirty
depends
english people man 😭
burn the house.
i wash my hands after everything i touch
speaking of burning, is it supposed to burn when I pee?
💀
uh, sure, let’s go with that
hey even though i bite my fingernails atleast i keep my hands as clean as they can be
respected
can i bite them
my long nails only makes it harder istg
ive got disgustingly short nails
if you bite them they wont be long
because of me
true
sorry about that, i’ll be more careful next time

what
me too bro, me too
also what kind?👀
i think i went 1 week without nail biting furthest ive ever gotten and i failed miserably
its black and hairy
also longest without ecigs 4 weeks in poland until father pulled up and i couldnt resist lmao
i am now retracting my question
like my friend tyrones balls
its a black cat
dragon’s comment is why
oh my days on the topic of cats i got a cat for free and i sent a picture to a discord and fella asked me if hes a mainecoon (worth hundreds) and oh my god
i fucking love mainecoons
puffy tail, sharp jawline when you move the fur back off his head
IM TRYING TO HAVE A MOMENT HERE
lol
hes not a pure breed but he has some mainecoon let me find a picture

I want a mainecoon
who would like to recieve the pictures of ones cat
Yes
hes a bit of a tweaker icl
me
I have 2 cats
me too
and 2 dogs
Drop the weapon and put your hands up
i’d love to have a cat if my dorms would allow me
but I had 3 cats
i’m sorry :(
you cant really see his tail and jawline hold on fellas
ill snap one really quickly hes outside my room
I'm going to go play Regiments
i’m just waiting for mods to be updated currently
I can plant gun on civilian in game?
tragic
Certainly not
lol.
I spit out my tea
What the hell Yablochka
Dude never seen Training Day
Yablochka 
we should be able to do that so we can shoot them for being armed without getting arrested for it
i got that cat FOR FREE btw
Oh ok sorry
bro is asking for a war crime to be not a war crime
lucky asf
omg i got some pussy in my dms now, thx bro
I want it
i sent you it alreay
last you’ll ever get, goodluck
na he means he wants the cat
lol
ahh
pretty sure he got some residue from some za thats why he was acting up in the few pictures
oh wait theres an animal chat here
Just give him catnip
oh?
he doesnt like catnip
Just bought some stones. I hope they're good
No need to be sorry tovarich. Got a very good laugh
oh damn i just saw
fr bro give him like a pound of that shit and he will be chillin for days
also what kinda cat dont like catnip
idk hes a bit ... extra chromosomic just look at the pictures
Idk dog food is pretty good. Just add some salt to it and you could live off of that stuff
type shiii i love dog food, especially the milk bones even tho those are technically treats
Am I curious now
na bro gotta get that straight kibble
Yes
cheaper and still tastes good
Kibble bad. Some taste okay but I don't agree with the production process of kibble
i usually put some butter on it and eat it like its popcorn
I have a zipbomb that contains 7.5 yottabytes worth of data and I am not afraid to use it
my dad once was eating something i asked whatit was and he turned around to show me dry cat food and asked me if i wanted some saying its not toxic to us so im just trying it
It's actually not bad. It's mostly flavorless or just really bland. Hence the salt comments
exactly its like bland cereal
Buckwheat is okay
like regular cornflakes thats what its like
Snail too
I'm honestly concerned
It’s actually pretty good
i mean it was so bland it made me sick idk
I'll eat my dog's food if I had to. It smells and tastes really good. My dogs eat well
Big food just doesn’t want us eating it because it’s so cheap
Very expensive tho
Put mayo on it
thats a solid theory
the fbi may show up, be careful with those comments
What are they gonna do? Put me on a second list?
Then again, I think everyone here is on a list
That's a RON DLC mission in the making
Wedge's house and everything
id love to raid wedges house ngl
I wonder how much kibble a human needs to eat to sustain a healthy diet
Is it actually cheaper than food?
I first got on a FBI list when I surrounded my sims next to the fireplace with a bunch of dry plants
prolly like 1-2 bowls or sum shit, stuffs packed with nutrients
I should start a youtube channel
do it
Eating Kibble with SLS
Make long form content
rate dog food
I will like share and subscribe
Being a food critic is so easy. “This food is good” “this food is bad”
just do a tiktok live. Every time someone sends a galaxy, you have to eat dog food
FOOD
na foot critic go wild
NO 😭
foot*
FUCK
In my younger years, I was stopped by a policeman because I was walking around with like 20 baguettes. I was having a party that night
what did he ask? "What's with the long things?"
He genuinely thought I robbed a bakery
if i was that cop i would have taken one in for "evidence"
did you?
Anyone with 20 baguettes should be in jail. I don’t blame him
just say you're jealous
I am
me too bro
I may have stolen butter on the way out
GET HIM
Anyone with 20 bauguettes must be armed, so appropiate force is authorized
THAT'S a RON mission there
Russian-style RON:
Use the SLR-74 no attachments and you can only use your slots for extra magazines
You WILL use gun
I think he was genuinely suspicious. He actually asked what I was serving that required that much bread
lmao
A succulent Chinese meal
The baguette burglar
Last time a cop stopped me he thought I was casing houses when I was just chowing down some carne asada fries in my car
Did you share?
Fuck no
Never talk to the police
Them shits is not cheap
Fortunately I grew up outside Paris, so I did not have to be subjected to this fusion cuisine nonsense
could do with a quick trip to the pisser 2000 or i could just save time and piss myself in my seat
You don’t have a diaper yet?
fuck it have a go on both ecigs at once and piss myself lets go fellas
“trying to quit”
why are you pissing yourself
ima be honest bro i cannot function without it thats how bad its gotten
joke 🙏
i hope so lol
So don’t function for a few weeks
your brain might kick back in
Enjoy the suck
I visited America once
Everything was expensive and had unholy amounts of sugar
ill enjoy your suck
what
What
Oh my.
I use teeth
oh shit reforger finished downloading
had to delete those before my disc acc gets banned over a joke
Tell me how it goes with the new PS5 players.
Claim in your defense that it wasn't a joke
FUUUUUCK i downloaded the experimental one
LMAO
na it was a joke i aint gay
this might actually.. huh.
i wonder how that would actually go.
FUCK
How.
Dude you know when you buy a game and it shows up on your last played?
like the first one in the list
Ah, yeah. I see.
thats how i usually download it and they put it as the FUCKING EXPERIMENTAL
lmao enjoy another ride of download time
Big brain maneuver
FUCk i was so excited too

big but smooth
Good things take time...
It's almost 6 AM for you.
Reforger is the Cold War one?
Kinda, yeah, but they expanded last time I checked.
And I think mod support is in, so.
that’s how it all starts.
RHS cucks abandoned their Arma 3 mod sadly to move to Reforger.
oh my god i just reminded myself of the worst day ive had in a while
When arma 4
2026 iirc.
my strap on my watch broke so i put a new one on but i had the wrong insert which holds it in place so i found one that was a little too big but was slightly loose and i came home and it was gone
200 GBP watch from my dad vanished
Ouch.
ouchie
Tough
You had me in the first 3 words
now that’s.. well..
💀

I was hooked immediately fr
like thats the most expensive thing ive ever worn i dont wear jewellery or anything for 1. i cant afford shit like that lol and 2. no point so that shit cut deep especially from my dad too
only expensive thing i have on me would be my apple watch
nice flex 😭
i just have a couple necklaces from spencer’s on and my watch and some bracelets 😭
no rings, no bracelets, no necklaces, just a watch and my clothes
i do not trust myself with anything expensive
i do have rings though just my fidget ring, heartline ring, and a copper one that says bitch 
damn my dad warned me with that strap for the watch too 😭
lovely ring to wear in a meeting yknow
rip😭
i dont even know how and where it fell
i swear i had it when i left i dont know how i didnt feel it drop it was a nice feel heavy one
I lost my phone once but it was in my hand the whole time
are you all just rich furries?
…nah
broski the watch was the most expensive thing ive worn to this day
…nah
I am not rich
it was 200 GBP for a used one
what typa watch was it '
jesus fuck i got a discord call and it shoved me out the server and i thought i got banned for something

garmin Fenix 3 HR
Did you switch your bio from BJJ warrior to rugby warrior
Yes, I wanted to emphasize that I am a team player
well damn
Fuck the team
I get enough from watching videos of a dude experienced in Arma 3 scripting...
What belt are u
Rather than an eccentric in pajamas who eats kale shakes
more like broke but sure
Me explaining to the homies that dressing up in pajamas at 5am and cuddling with men isn’t gay
do you have socks?
It's the most masculine thing to do.
No not allowed
okay now that’s gay
They choke me too
that makes it not gay
Ok good
dominant or non dominant hand
Ususlly with my own shoulder
Fuk
Purple belt, under Priit Mikhelson
Type shit
okay actually here’s a better question, what pajamas
Went to open mat yesterday and I’m the only white belt and everyone else was purple and black 💀

Type shit

anyone tryna game some
I don’t game with addicts
fair enough i guess

lmfao damn
💀
Bro said he wants to quit cigs then 20 minutes later says he’s gonna double fist 2 e cigs
Just wait another 20 minutes and he'll be methed up
"double fist" xD
addiction
Mentality
Dedication.
i havent been able to quit any addiction ive been faced with yet, even though im trying to improve on myself its one of those things i find nearly impossible
White belt was a fun time
It was a time before chronic joint pain
I just get smashed. I’m literally the only white belt
Bro addicted to addictions
😭
Merry Christmas everyone❤️
Merry Christmas!
Throw them ecigs in the trash then
Then he'll develop an addiction for throwing stuff in the trash
😭
and if he tries to get it out of the trash….
The addiction dilemma
Bro also addicted to breathing smh
We say the cuddling is very aggressive
Huh?
Huh?
you right ill do it homes
what
Send proof

Today oh RON chat, we cured some randos addiction
yeehaw
gotta figure out a way to dispose of it first 
i’m gonna ask you to politely put your phone down on the table and walk out
Maybe I should've just quietly downloaded the game and checked the updates on the Twitter page.

With the trash can 😭
slight issue with the fact that my family does not know i be on them thangs 
flush?
will i be in shit? probably not
So throw it in the trash outside
Smoke them all so there's no evidence
they would be disappointed i dont want that
Smash it first
😭
ring camera that shit has an amazing FOV i am not joking 😭
You're like an episode of Bad Lads Army
So smash them shits up and put it in a bag 😭
ill get dressed soon and chuck it out in one of them bins outside
SMESH first
as in not home bins but park ones
SMESH
i wont be reaching into the park bins
Bro addicted to parks now smh
SMESH
youre addicted to regular air
youre addicted to respiration lil bro
bro gonna be lookin like a transient searching the sidewalk for cigarettes
oh god no
Nah i get premium air
listen i know ecigs are bad but ive held back on any opportunity on regular cigs
I think ecigs are worse lol
What is this space balls shit
chemicals? yes. But in quanitity regular cigs damage your lungs alot faster
what was it? 4000 puffs is equal to 4 cigs
Have you considered tobacco chew?
Try this man https://youtu.be/p8tR4Epr-KU?feature=shared
hell no
I hear mulleted redneck is a vogue aesthetic again
that wont work cause i love it 🫦
😭
whats even dumber is that ive got asthma lol
but yeah ill throw it out when my family leaves ill even provide proof
"Finish him!"
You smash them yet ?
SMASH SMASH SMASH
brother
Pure oxygen tanks
Brother
im inside my home in my humble abode my man cave you could say
i did notice the inhaler
aaaaah right i forgot it was in that video
Ok and
luckily i am working it away or decreasing the effects
wake my mother up and get caught by my father who wonders what the loud banging is? hell no
It ain’t that loud
you have no idea how think my walls are
dump it in the toilet so it gets toilet water all over it
no because i wont reach into the toilet for it back
I once had a neighbor from Burgundy whose cat smoked
This is TOC, proceed to objective, over
Maybe this is a good alibi for you?
ill go for a run while im at it im trying to get myself into running and its been going well tbh
So go
ill keep you updated on the quitting situation wedge dont worry 😂 and no family has not yet left the abode
brother ill do it jesus christ
Brother
We do not believe you
Surreptitious entry
i cannot shake on it irl but that is the highest level of my promises i will shake on it virtually i will
Bro addicted to shakes smh
Brother
i have NEVER broken a shake on something
ill have you know i will not break this streak
Only time will tell
time will do me right

Bro is smoking rn I bet
im not gonna lie i did have a few hits but id rather not lie 🤝
this really reminds me of that video of "may i have some oats brother"
ill check if theyve left yet they are taking the fucking piss
LMAO a classic.
Don’t encourage him

if i get one more fucking biking reel, i’m buying that 650cc
Let me appreciate the classics.
A bicycle?
my dads got a suzuki burgman 400 and he bought a 650 and damn does it look good
motor bicycle
oooo
Death traps
depends on how you drive
And how everyone else drives
you might know how to drive, but others might not
fair
if anybody starts at 400+ then may lord have mercy upon their soul because they dont even know control on their bike theyre gonna end up dying
50, 125, 300/400 then 650 each taking 1/2 years
though i’m already used to around 50cc as is tbh
i agree
ive seen people buy 1000s as their first and end up crashing or dying in the dumbest ways possible
Getting turned into road paste because Becky didn’t see you while she merged
oh yeah hell no 1000cc is not a good starting
seen TWO, TWO 1000cc motorbikes on a T junction both slide out because they both braked too hard and added too much throttle, they were fine but it was embarrassing
Bikers are for organ donations
or that one karen who just despises bikers in general
thats the thing, start of small and learn to not ride like a crazy bastard
hell my dad was on a roundabout and he was going to go into the lane next to a semi, the semi was on a path forward and the line next was forward or right, dad decided to sit behind semi and low and behold he semi went right
thats the shit obviously youre not invincible but you learn to see and expect stupidity
people who start 1000cc just have a death wish whether they know it or not
exactly its so dumb
they think they are invincible most of the time its embarrassing to watch
doing wheelies on motorways and filtering going 60MPH kissing the doors of drivers
I started on a 125
honestly most crashes i see tend to be the biker acting like they’re the most invincible and ontop driver on that road
looks like an old bike, i love it
100% being a good biker isnt how good you control your bike its about how well you can predict drivers
well okay it might be both but for street riders its mainly the latter

gonna finish this drink and im heading out @swift hull
speaking of drink ima go downstairs and grab me one
I have a 10,000 lumen light 💀
Melts crackheads eyeballs out
Bluesky is surprisingly more refreshing with people who have brains.
tfs bluesky
A place for pedos
A better Twitter.
So basically Reddit
gotcha still looking for the light btw
If not you better use your phone light
A nice way to summarize it.
It's less shitposty too from my experience.
Speaking of that.. i should probably make a post actually…
Oh, and the devs behind Bluesky aren't openly training AI on their platform.
Censorship is typically never a good idea
time to bitch about my engineering courses more
phones on like 4% and im not a pussy so i guess its darkness run
They don’t tho lol
twitter is full of..... those people i wont name like its the worst place ever
you fellas know dr.disrespect 😭 people defending and glazing in his comments
Everyone is allowed on twitter where blue sky is only for far left
i love how in his stream you can see just how badly he realised he’s fucked
you know that chess photo? i saw a dude go "Hes playing chess while everyones playing checkers... i cant wait for your return dr.disrespect"
tweaking out at the thought of that
Suggested Andrew Tate to me a while ago too and a few politicians I'm not interested in hearing.
awh hell nahhhh

i mostly just use my social media to post my photography on insta and others to bitch about my engineering courses
lol.
Disgusting

Yeah. Good thing I have such accounts muted now.
Surprisingly doing better these days at least, but I'll still be cautious of an algorithm Musk is involved in.
my instagram is filled with biking reels, my tiktok is well, idek anymore. memes and other stuff.
threads is just photography posts
my ig has bipolar disorder
Bluesky is chill with less brand accounts for me at least, just reading Russian shitposts and stories mainly.
No idea why Bluesky suggests them more on my phone than on my laptop though...
its brainrot, goth girls or some depressing shit its confusing
real
i have the occasional slavic guy posts
Remember when threads was a thing
whats that meant to be
Isn't it still around?
just people thirsting over slavic guys
“We have 1 billion users! Twitter is so DONE for haha”
Cringe posting in general
I’m talking real shit
whenever ig advertises me that its always a wet chair captioned "2006"... yikes
It’s fun to stay at the Y M C A
either some person thirsting over slavic guys or a slavic guy thirst trap, one of the two
other than that, my IG is just biking reels and whatnot
have you gotten that guy that works out and helps older people in his town? with his mask on?
Go to your walk bruh
don’t think so
quite literally i was just about to type that im gonna dip



