💬general-discussion

[harsh edge]

There's gold in them/their hills.

[paper ridge]

dumb joke

[marble sentinel]

[runic aspen]

nah, id win.

[paper ridge]

on the topic i saw a man walking his pet clam yesterday

must be hard walking with a pulled mussel

[half stratus]

truly the questions that shape our time

[runic aspen]

LMFAO

[half stratus]

im asking the best questions tho, does shooting someone in the balls with the beanbag shotgun deal bonus morale damage?

[marble sentinel]

what does our future hold in that regard

[marble sentinel]

👀 only one way to find out

[harsh edge]

....It should

IIRC you're taught to aim for the stomach/thighs so crotch shots are probably actually pretty common

[paper ridge]

hey youre an officer right/

[half stratus]

also i have my whole team kitted out with bean guns, cs canisters, and gas masks

its time for a krieger raid

[harsh edge]

yeag

[paper ridge]

sorry weird question, but i think i remember you talking about it a while ago i forgot the topic

[marble sentinel]

[harsh edge]

Alright this is pretty good I'm taking this one lmao

I'm not certified on the beanbag shotgun so I can't testify but my knowledge of it would say crotch shots happen a lot lmao

[paper ridge]

aha i found it!

[marsh imp]

I'm wondering, will the story after the last main story mission be expanded eventually? Or will we from now on just get seperate stuff thats not really linked?

[paper ridge]

oof that was a while ago but i thought i recognised the name from somewhere, how you holding up homie

[harsh edge]

Still upright and vertical. Yourself?

[marble sentinel]

beanbag shotgun for removing beanbags

[harsh edge]

lmao real

[paper ridge]

a bit of a double right angle personally as i am sat down

[harsh edge]

skill issue 🥺

[marble sentinel]

[paper ridge]

i love how this gif is skill issue 🙏

[cedar hound]

Replace beanbags with "blanks"

And by blanks I mean glass tipped slugs

[marble sentinel]

[half stratus]

i got an s rank on the first mission with traps

[paper ridge]

how about a round that expands when its shot out

[cedar hound]

And by glass tipped slugs, I mean Explosive slugs with small C4 in it

[half stratus]

i intentionally aim for the sack just because i hate the suspects

[paper ridge]

instead of upon contact
no that wouldnt be very effective would it

[half stratus]

if your trying to kill me im eviscerating those nuts with lead shot

[paper ridge]

and suprisingly it seems to work more often when aiming for the pelvis

[cedar hound]

How about you just grab a 7.62 by 54 and just shoot someone with it

they mostly die by one shot

[paper ridge]

also if your balls theoretically get shot off would the pain be worse than getting kicked in the balls or better?

[swift hull]

.

[paper ridge]

asking chatgpt tbh

[marble sentinel]

and by small c4s, you mean 100% not nitroglycerin

[half stratus]

oh i get to pick my kit this time? intersting

my infil i mean

[paper ridge]

it would be worse

[half stratus]

i can pick a fire exit or a stairwell

what do yall think?

[paper ridge]

"In short, the pain of having your testicles shot off would likely be orders of magnitude worse and more dangerous than the pain from a kick to the balls." - ChatGPT

[marble sentinel]

huh surprising

[cedar hound]

You can't shoot my balls, I've worked at the BALL crushing factory.

[paper ridge]

to be honest i am surprised

[paper ridge]

i was watching a donut video and this bodycam footage oh my god donut phrased it perfectly

[half stratus]

well its like this, would you rather stub your toe or kick a wall so hard your toe gets ripped off?

[cedar hound]

lol

[paper ridge]

this officer was shot at and he "tucked his elvis sized balls in and put the car in drive"

ive got the clip somewhere surely but idk if im allowed to post it

[marble sentinel]

Generally, a "kick to the balls" is considered to hurt worse than a "shot to the balls" because a kick often delivers a more forceful and sudden impact to the testicles, causing a sharper, more intense pain compared to the relatively concentrated, piercing sensation of a gunshot wound to the area.

AI vs AI

actually let me be more specific

[cedar hound]

The bullet will just richocet off my balls and kill my teammate, the kill cam would say "Killed by a stray bullet off the balls" or "Killed by [Usernames] Balls"

Would be a crazy kill cam

[marble sentinel]

my body just shuddered at the thought of the latter

[cedar hound]

Or when you stub your toe in a corner, the toenail splits, or your toe splits in half.

[swift hull]

Prime autism hours

[marble sentinel]

well from experience of my toenail being ripped off fully like that one time

stubbing it hurts worse

[cedar hound]

I hope you poured alch onto your toe after that

for the extra pain

[marble sentinel]

id rather jump

[cedar hound]

:3

[half stratus]

huh, im shooting directly for the balls instead of the general area this time, people surrender in one hit lol

[cedar hound]

That would just hurt worse

[marble sentinel]

on a trampoline ofc

[cedar hound]

AI can bleed out

[paper ridge]

i found the clip lmao

[cedar hound]

Jump into a freezing volcano

gg, he has my IP now

[marble sentinel]

no balls?

[paper ridge]

its a damn youtube clip 😭

[pale fossil]

On a frozen trampoline?

[half stratus]

good for them, im using beanbag rounds

[marble sentinel]

i might actually

[paper ridge]

i did that before and it was fun

[half stratus]

all im doing is shooting them in the testicles

[marble sentinel]

it is currently snowing and icy and the trampoline down the road is looking tempting

[paper ridge]

what do you have against testis bro

[marble sentinel]

self-deflection? jealousy?

[half stratus]

they surrender faster when i shoot them in the meat and two veg

[cedar hound]

You can kill with the beanbag shotgun-

[runic aspen]

Man, i wish mods would work, getting sick of the AI taping me near instanlty before i even know they're there.

[pale fossil]

If you can ignore the shards of ice and the burning cold then sure

[half stratus]

trust me i know how bad getting hit in the sack is, and i know 90% of these armed suspects are men

[long storm]

only if you shoot at head

[cedar hound]

Me shooting at the head

[paper ridge]

how do you know

[half stratus]

only if you shoot em like 10 times, or squarely in the teeth

[cedar hound]

Just get better

[marble sentinel]

we might need to make our own geneva convention over this...

[paper ridge]

why does my pc only start tweaking and stuttering and glitching past 1 AM man

[half stratus]

i used to climb trees regularly, many a fall, many a branch between the legs

[pale fossil]

I mean ice taught like 9 people how to mod RON I'm sure I could help you

[paper ridge]

ooof you know when you would fall off your bike seat onto the rim and

[half stratus]

no im an american, i dont have a bike

[paper ridge]

ahhh right

[half stratus]

but i do know how it feels to fall a good 3 feet right onto a tree branch

[paper ridge]

forgot theres mainly americans in this discord

[pale fossil]

Europe doesn't exist

[runic aspen]

I tried the shader and pak method, didnt seem to work at all either

[cedar hound]

Yes

[paper ridge]

america atp is just an experiment

[cedar hound]

Only democracy for super earth.

[half stratus]

hey i found a guy with the pacifier trait, ill get him then try that pepper gun again

[pale fossil]

Did you put them in the right folder, unzipped?

[half stratus]

how many missions does it take to unlock a perk?

[runic aspen]

Idr its been a week since

[marble sentinel]

europe? what's europe?

[long storm]

let me cook

[paper ridge]

perc? like the drug?

[swift hull]

Do like 2-3 gas station runs

[long storm]

i make sandwich at sandwhich maker

[paper ridge]

a country according to americans

[pale fossil]

I can teach you how to set it up in 5 mins if you wanna hop in a vc rq

[runic aspen]

Sure give me a sec heading to br

[swift hull]

I wish I could say my true feelings about euros

[cedar hound]

@dark wolf

[paper ridge]

who si presley

[dark wolf]

I beg your finest pardon akh.

[pale fossil]

filthy

[cedar hound]

Alright you tea drinker and crumpet dipper

[pale fossil]

Lmk when you're ready

[paper ridge]

british people are disgusting

tea with milk??? like dude step your fucking game up

[swift hull]

.

[cedar hound]

filled with anthrax

[paper ridge]

proud to say im from the same country as Ted Kaczyński ! ! !

[runic aspen]

Before or after a mass stabbing?

[cedar hound]

What are you yapping about

is that even english

[pale fossil]

Does tea and sea salt work? Ask the Boston tea party

[cedar hound]

CHAT

[dark wolf]

Hot water + sugar might help you there

[cedar hound]

Name your reasons why you don't like the british

[runic aspen]

Remember kids, its okay to never talk about Europe's problems. When talking to americans.

[pale fossil]

I mean the only proper place for tea is in a pot. At the bottom of the harbor

[runic aspen]

Also @pale fossil im getting on

[dark wolf]

Its prison acid you muppet

[paper ridge]

i was born the same day as osama bin laden, and from the same country as kaczyński i think its a sign

[marble sentinel]

ew

[pale fossil]

K gimme a min to get my PC on

[cedar hound]

ew you

[marble sentinel]

:(

[cedar hound]

Im sorry :(

[marble sentinel]

[pale fossil]

Ita not my fault you can eat an apple through chicken wire you buck toothed freak. Go stab somebody over the slightest inconvenience

[runic aspen]

i'll be in room 2

US 2 i meant

[cedar hound]

Why did @dark wolf get banned

[marble sentinel]

school shooter comment i suppose

[cedar hound]

soooo

[runic aspen]

huh?

[marble sentinel]

sorry, protesting*

[runic aspen]

ah, yeah that'll do it

[cedar hound]

Ahhh

[abstract summit]

Being political*

[cedar hound]

WORD FROM HIM: In america we're the ones who started it

THATS FROM Presley, so don't smite me mods 😭

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/yapping-yapper-yapping-man-old-guy-yapping-keep-yapping-gif-16586719177455162521

[cedar hound]

Please

[swift hull]

I have 3,567 Hot & Spicy McChickens stored in my freezer before RFK Jr bans them

[cedar hound]

Presley, told me to tell you, that moderators are sensitive about political jokes and take your jobs to seriously

[marble sentinel]

😭

[cedar hound]

I'm not tryna get banned 😭

[marble sentinel]

i mean he basically pulled out the "haha america school shooter" card

theres a time and place man lmfao

[cedar hound]

I'm just the messenger

[marble sentinel]

ofcofc, speaking in reference to him

[cedar hound]

I'm holding the white flag lmao

[marble sentinel]

😂

[cedar hound]

I'm being french rn

[marble sentinel]

thats crazy

[cedar hound]

Im not wrong

[abstract summit]

Your like the prisoners that were yelling to the news crew😂

[cedar hound]

LOL

[marble sentinel]

you arent but still 😭

[cedar hound]

WI WI I surrender

[marble sentinel]

💀 aw nah

[half stratus]

these suspects are dull in the head

they didnt trap the door leading into the room, that i promptly threw gas into, but they did trap the shitter

[marble sentinel]

"je me rends, s'il vous plaît ! J'ai le drapeau blanc !" type ahh

[cedar hound]

I'm holding a hand in my jacket

[marble sentinel]

should i say it

[cedar hound]

What

[marble sentinel]

actually nvm i wont

thats wild

[cedar hound]

Just a friendly chit chat, british style

[green tusk]

I think you should stop speaking on behalf of someone who lost chat privileges

[abstract summit]

Yo whats going on with your govt? Tell me in dm's so you don't get smited

[marble sentinel]

[half stratus]

hey seriously whats with this trap placement

[cedar hound]

I tried telling him, he has a gun to my head help

[half stratus]

dont trap either road leading into your safe space, dont trap anything actually important, but plant an IED in the throne room

[magic nacelle]

the feds are watching you

whoops sorry spent too much time on schizogram

[cedar hound]

MI6, CIA, FBI, NSA, KGB, FSB.

[abstract summit]

🫣

[half stratus]

oh hey, sinuous trail, arent people constnatly complaining about this op?

[marble sentinel]

same

[cedar hound]

The FSB are just the KGB undercover

[abstract summit]

NSA, ATF

[cedar hound]

I said the NSA

[abstract summit]

Fuck

[cedar hound]

Also the ATF are just bullshitters now

[green tusk]

@long summit is for moderation related concerns

[half stratus]

dont forget the cheddar rats

and the skaven

[abstract summit]

you right you right

[harsh edge]

uwu

[marble sentinel]

your profile banner is 🔥 i need to get that game again

[abstract summit]

die (in RON)

[harsh edge]

🥺

[swift hull]

Threats towards an LEO is wild

Arrest him

[harsh edge]

Nah m8 that was a threat towards a furry, we barely count as people.

[marble sentinel]

💀

[cedar hound]

Insane

[harsh edge]

And no before you ask, my fursona is not a german shepard. it's a snow leopard.

[abstract summit]

I was feeling threatened your honor.

[marble sentinel]

selfburn, rare

[cedar hound]

@marble sentinel wanna join me and the british shitter on RON lol

[marble sentinel]

😭 🙏 im currently dealing with the issue of my games crashing currently

[cedar hound]

Wdym

[abstract summit]

you guys pretty much own the IT industry 💀💀💀

[cedar hound]

what is it saying?

[harsh edge]

All of the best shots I know are furries.

[marble sentinel]

every game i try to run just crashes and windows gets pissy telling me to reboot, so just gonna restart my laptop here shortly

[cedar hound]

Just restart it

if it doesn't work, uninstall and reinstall RON

[abstract summit]

I feel like there's levels to being a furry ngl

[marble sentinel]

indeed

[harsh edge]

100%

and the deeper it goes the more annoying it gets generally

[abstract summit]

We need a leveling system

[abstract summit]

Pretty much

[marble sentinel]

i just like anthropomorphic designs tbh

[harsh edge]

Honestly that's any niche community the deeper past "this is just something I like and have some friends who also like" you go the worse the people are.

[marble sentinel]

true

[marble sentinel]

at some point i was dating this one person that turned out to really be into furry shit and turned out to be the most despicable person ive spoken to at that time

[cedar hound]

I mean my partner is one, but they aren't like REALLY into it. They just have a sona and wanna get a fursuit, but thats a bit it soo

[harsh edge]

Unfortunately when you deal with the kind of people I've dealt with average shit baggery doesn't even phase you anymore.

[magic nacelle]

so they're really into it

[boreal ore]

I threw my phone at a wasp, guess I'm stuck in the bedroom for a bit. Because that flying yellow piece of shit is angry at me.

[magic nacelle]

why is there a singular wasp in your house

[marble sentinel]

i honestly just love the designs and even with fursuits, some creators have immense creativity when it comes to theirs which i admire. i dont think id really spend money on a fursuit? but im not opposed to the idea of trying one out just for the fun of it if offered.

[boreal ore]

I left the window open this morning.

[magic nacelle]

does your window not have a screen

[boreal ore]

No, it doesn't.

[marble sentinel]

same here tbh

[cedar hound]

No

theres a difference

[magic nacelle]

you deserve to have the feds break in and wire tap your house honestly

[marble sentinel]

real

[cedar hound]

You can have a fursuit and sona and still not be really into it

[boreal ore]

But, I am a Fed. I'm FISA :<

[magic nacelle]

aren't fursuits typically several thousand dollars

[cedar hound]

FUCK you FISA

you caused me to fail postal so much

[cedar hound]

Yea, most expensive is like 20k+

[magic nacelle]

you died to the one guy on the level with a pistol?

[marble sentinel]

depends? some can be just be really cheap and some with greater material or quality or cosmetics can be expensive asf

[magic nacelle]

nothing further your honor

[marble sentinel]

its a lot to take into consideration when making one

[half stratus]

im technically gonna be a fed as of january

[boreal ore]

Some fursuits are around 1000-2000 dollars. It's rare, but you'll see it.

[half stratus]

im gonna be working IT for a local city

[boreal ore]

It's best to make your own. (That is if you know how.)

[half stratus]

its best to not be a furry at all

[magic nacelle]

good thing I have normal hobbies that don't require me to spend several thousand dollars on a costume

[magic nacelle]

real

[cedar hound]

No, I shot his ass.

[boreal ore]

Or. Just not be an arse towards anyone.

[harsh edge]

But the extent to which other people will take joy in seeing good people suffer for no real reason blows my mind, to be honest.

[magic nacelle]

???

[half stratus]

the only people i directly hate are weebs, the furry thing is a running joke

[boreal ore]

If they're happy as a furry, I don't see why I should take that away.

[magic nacelle]

shucks we pissed the furry off

[half stratus]

ehh, i mostly think its a bit odd, the only hobby ill directly judge you for is being a weeb

[magic nacelle]

nobody cares what you do in your free time I just personally find it weird

[cedar hound]

I don't think their a furry-

[magic nacelle]

close enough

same category of internet user

[cedar hound]

buh

[boreal ore]

Breh.

[magic nacelle]

what's that again

[half stratus]

those people that are obsessed with those anime shows

[boreal ore]

People who have an obsession towards anime.

[magic nacelle]

oh yea that's just fucking weird

[half stratus]

and thats a long, long, long story why i hate those people

you want the cliff notes?

[marble sentinel]

mukbangs.

[magic nacelle]

never let me catch you with a body pillow

[magic nacelle]

this is just glorifying being overweight

[half stratus]

no, i got stabbed in the lower back by my girlfriend, now exe, 3 years ago cause i called SAO a bit edgy

[magic nacelle]

mukbangs are nasty and should not be accepted as a form of entertainment

[marble sentinel]

it is absolutely 100% edgy

[half stratus]

thats what i fucking told her

[marble sentinel]

agreed

[boreal ore]

SAO is definitely not a good show in my opinion, because the MC is... Gary Stu'ish.

[half stratus]

she said she was going ot grab some snacks and soda, then came back with a kitchen knife, the rest went down as i know it now

[chilly drum]

is it just me or is ron frozen

[magic nacelle]

moral of the story don't date crazy mfs

[magic nacelle]

its just you the game didn't freeze for everyone all at once

[marble sentinel]

oh boy do i have a story for you

[chilly drum]

what the fuck are we talking about

[marble sentinel]

[half stratus]

why weebs are bad

[magic nacelle]

he got stabbed by a weeb

[marble sentinel]

ween

[half stratus]

go ahead and tell then

[chilly drum]

BRUH WHAT THE FUCK

[marble sentinel]

DMs?

[half stratus]

ehh we're already on the topic

[chilly drum]

how the fuck did you get stabbed by a weeb

also my ron will literally not unfreeze

[boreal ore]

Do you have mods?

[chilly drum]

no

im playinoh yhere it is

it works now

[boreal ore]

Hm, what are you using? DX11 or DX12?

[marble sentinel]

fair but context given in dms a bit more

[half stratus]

i thought the AI would tell me if there was people beyond a door using the mirror wand

[cedar hound]

RON freezes sometimes, its usual

[cedar hound]

They do

[marble sentinel]

i’m currently rebooting my laptop in hopes it’ll load the damn game

[half stratus]

i just breached a door park said was clear and got shot

[boreal ore]

Or sometimes the occasional stutter. But that's rare.

[cedar hound]

A hostile must have moved into the room then

[boreal ore]

Might I recommend an AI mod that simulated the SWAT 4 AI?

[cedar hound]

I look like im not swat-

[marble sentinel]

that’s ironic timing

[half stratus]

im still on my first playthrough so idk if modding is a good idea

[boreal ore]

Ah I see.

[cedar hound]

I have blue jeans, with a flannel on

[half stratus]

thats why i keep asking questions, im just getting through the ops

[paper ridge]

i may live in england but im not english nor do i support teas and milk

[half stratus]

i just got to sinuous trail

[cedar hound]

If you wanna play with us you can lol

We're running every map and getting S with no mercy

[half stratus]

im in commisar mode, and my internet sucks for multiplayer lol

[cedar hound]

lol alright

[boreal ore]

I beg of you, always run Ceramic plates and Armor Piercing.

[cedar hound]

Run steel for the funny points

[half stratus]

my brother in krieg is use beanbag rounds

[cedar hound]

and run nothing for style points

[paper ridge]

you fellas ever had cheddar with chilli

[cedar hound]

With no mercy, I can shoot the crims dead and still have S

[boreal ore]

No Mercy For Terrorists.

[cedar hound]

and I don't gotta collect evidence too

[half stratus]

im very jumpy and tend to shoot civs that wont comply, beanbags mean i dont murder them

[cedar hound]

yea

[marble sentinel]

Real

Okay laptop rebooted

[cedar hound]

Me dumping 7.62 into the woman who just punched me:

[swift hull]

.

[cedar hound]

She wanted to throw hands, so she fucked around and found out

I'm a equal opportunist

[abstract summit]

My homie done did that irl💀

[cedar hound]

Uhmmm no

[boreal ore]

Internal Affairs would like to speak with you.

[half stratus]

no i mean like, a civ runs a little too fast and i dont like it? one yell to stop and drop or your getting beaned in the balls

[marble sentinel]

well thats uh..

[cedar hound]

I haven't really had women try and yea

[abstract summit]

Was justified tho she was tall asl

[cedar hound]

LOL

[paper ridge]

jesus i love cheddar

[abstract summit]

And my homies a pretty small guy

[cedar hound]

Yell more

or shoot next to them as it also serves as a warning

[marble sentinel]

💀

[half stratus]

im not risking getting shivved, they dont comply, beans start to fly

[abstract summit]

You folks have a goodnight and a very merry Christmas 🎅

[marble sentinel]

You as well

ron time

[abstract summit]

And hopefully next year's better then 2024🙏

[marble sentinel]

time to pray my laptop runs it

i’m cooked

[abstract summit]

It should just turn the graphics down

Unless you don't got enough ram💀

[marble sentinel]

32gb ram

im cooked 😭 🙏

[novel patio]

More forgiving than actual police

[marble sentinel]

it’s uh, running so far

[abstract summit]

32gb of ram IN A LAPTOP?????

Brother wtf is your laptop

[quick cedar]

Whats ur specs brother man

[abstract summit]

Could run DCS on that b

[quick cedar]

Nah

[amber totem]

Hi

[quick cedar]

I played DCS on high and afghanistan uses all 32 gigs

[amber totem]

why I can't play the game

[marble sentinel]

1tb ssd, 32gb ram

intel core i5-10300H CPU
NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650 Ti GDDR6 @ 4gb

[quick cedar]

So its bare minimum

[cedar hound]

You can run it with 32 GB

[quick cedar]

Oh buddy good luck

[cedar hound]

I can tell you stats rn '

[marble sentinel]

so i’m cooked basically

[amber totem]

Like download fail

[paper ridge]

fr i got 24 in my pc

2x8 2x4

[quick cedar]

Try playing the game and decise

[marble sentinel]

oh boy….

[quick cedar]

Whats the proplem

[abstract summit]

If I played DCS on my pc it would legitimately just combust shit would turn into a fairball

[half stratus]

ok i see why people hate sinuous trail, the server room

[quick cedar]

Im Bottlenecked by ram

[half stratus]

also are these bastards wearing gas masks?

[paper ridge]

fairball

[marble sentinel]

OH GOD

[paper ridge]

i think you typod airball

[quick cedar]

My pc can play Dcs on ultra but not enough ram

[quick cedar]

Turn off the UE5 Ray tracing

[abstract summit]

Yeah idrck I'm about to get out of this chat anyway😭

[half stratus]

fuck it gimme better AI

[paper ridge]

idrck

[half stratus]

these guys cant aim for dick and dont have the common sense to take cover

[swift hull]

People really in chat and not getting paid rn

[paper ridge]

stalker 2 ai is needed

[half stratus]

also how do i order them to hurl grenades when we have cover but no doorway to "breach"

[paper ridge]

hell yeah bro

[abstract summit]

I
Don't
Really
Care

[marble sentinel]

oh no i’m just

straight up frozen on the loading

[paper ridge]

whats the k for at the end

[amber totem]

I just bought the game three day ago, after I finish download it and it show like fail download.

[quick cedar]

It might take a while

[quick cedar]

Restart steam

[marble sentinel]

gotcha, time to scroll insta until then

[abstract summit]

🤷‍♂️ it's open to Interpretation

[quick cedar]

Ew

[amber totem]

and the file had notthing, just only the emty filw

[marble sentinel]

i’m bored okay

[quick cedar]

What settings u use?

[marble sentinel]

at least it isn’t tiktok

[abstract summit]

Better insta then tictok

[marble sentinel]

ngl no clue

[quick cedar]

Also are you stuck at main menu or into the headquarters?

[marble sentinel]

let me actually do the smart thing and check

[amber totem]

RTX 1660

[marble sentinel]

HQ loading screen

[quick cedar]

Lmao

[abstract summit]

yuh

[marble sentinel]

oh there

[half stratus]

hey merry christmas btw, and that story was awful, fuck that guy

[quick cedar]

Alt F4 and make everything lol

[paper ridge]

this guys funny

[marble sentinel]

ooh it runs smooth so far

its actually running pretty smooth

[quick cedar]

Whats ur settings

[abstract summit]

Ultra

It's default

[quick cedar]

@amber totem restart steam

[marble sentinel]

epic graphics

[quick cedar]

What resolution

[marble sentinel]

1920 x 1080

[cedar hound]

10th GEN, i7.
RTX 2070 super
32GB Ram
1TB SSD (Gone since hardrive got cooked)
8GB of VRAM

[quick cedar]

Do u use upscaling

[amber totem]

okay

[cedar hound]

If I can run ready or not with my specs, then you can too

[abstract summit]

What's your FPS lookin like

[quick cedar]

Dlss Far etc

[abstract summit]

Who?

[cedar hound]

Thats me

On a laptop

[quick cedar]

Fsr*

[abstract summit]

Asked😎

[marble sentinel]

https://i.imgur.com/A75AUZ8.png

i forgot embeds dont work

[half stratus]

hey do yall think i should run lighter armor? the suspects shred me anyway so more grenades might be useful

[cedar hound]

Unfunny.

[quick cedar]

Just dm

[cedar hound]

Just don't rush in

be tactical

[half stratus]

well in the server room you kinda get no choice

[abstract summit]

Atleast it made me giggle lmao

Yall folks have a goodnight I'm outta here

[cedar hound]

Im running RON on EPIC

[half stratus]

the "cover" does fuck all but visual, and visual cover doesnt really fucking matter because they shoot through walls

also someone said earlier each point of c2 i bring nets me 2 charges, is that right?

[solid cape]

If you get flanked and you don't have side plates you will die in 3 shots

[solid cape]

Yeap

[boreal ore]

It's called the SWAT 4.5 Mod.

It's on nexus, and it gives you realistic suspect and SWAT responses. In this mod, the suspects FEAR SWAT.

[cedar hound]

Or gunfighter

[modern mesa]

Just outrun the bullets

[glass mulch]

Fisa is here! runs >:)

[half stratus]

hey does this sound like a balanced kit:
Light ceramic armor, front and back coverage
7 CS Gas charges
2 points of C4
4 points of shotgun ammo

[cedar hound]

What helmet

[half stratus]

gas mask

[boreal ore]

Oh yeah, with the SWAT 4.5 Mod, you can S Rank it while you have lethals equipped.

[half stratus]

with white phoshor

[half stratus]

right but im jumpy and tend to shoot noncompliant civs, its bean time

[harsh edge]

Should I open it or should I keep it sealeddddd

[half stratus]

does swat 4.5 rebalance the pepper cannon to make it actually function?

[boreal ore]

Yep, less lethals are more effective now.

[half stratus]

oh thank the emperor

now i can gas people more effectively, krieger raid time

[glass mulch]

but it's a kriegers duty to die in the service of the emperor

[half stratus]

hey wait do mods for this game work with the Vortex loader?

yeah but i cant keep serving the emperor if i die emberrasingly

i gotta do something epic, and commit war crimes

[harsh edge]

linch is a smackonite tbh 😔

[cedar hound]

I mean

you can'

[glass mulch]

🤨

[harsh edge]

:3

[half stratus]

do i need dark waters for the dark waters compatible edition

or is it just "this works with dark waters"

[glass mulch]

it works with

[cedar hound]

Little less yapping, a little more duty to the golden throne

[boreal ore]

The AI mod is most effective on juvenile suspects. However for terrorists, a lot of them will hesitate. But will eventually fire at you.

[half stratus]

but isnt required?

[boreal ore]

Nope, it works with the current update. Aka the entire game.

[night oxide]

I cant wait for the release of the modding sdk kit for this

[half stratus]

ok, danke schon

[cedar hound]

Heresy

[glass mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cadia-stands-gif-26921022

[half stratus]

what

i said thanks in german

[night oxide]

He just said thanks

[cedar hound]

Thats an unrecognized language in the imperium

[half stratus]

its what krieger speak to eachother, why do you think they all have the accent

[night oxide]

My brother in emperor the regiment literally has the name krieg in it

Which means war in german

[half stratus]

Wenn Sie möchten, kann ich auch einen viel komplizierteren deutschen Satz sagen?

[cedar hound]

I see or heard nothing about the kreigers being german

only being clones so

[boreal ore]

Also, if you want bullets that are able to blow someone's face off their head. You should get the FEAR bullets mod.

[half stratus]

i dont want to murder them unless i have to

[glass mulch]

🤨

[half stratus]

its literally just "i can say a far more complicated sentence in german, if youd like?"

[harsh edge]

wyd linch chan

[half stratus]

you can google it, thats all i said

[glass mulch]

i did lol

[half stratus]

sprechen sie deutch?

[glass mulch]

let's keep it in english tho ^_^

[half stratus]

fair enough

just wanted to make fun of that guy lol

[glass mulch]

and to answer that i know a few words

[swift hull]

Trying to sit on discord but I have ghetto mfs trying to steal cars outside

[glass mulch]

I am just chillin

[abstract summit]

real

[pale fossil]

guilt by association

[abstract summit]

yup

[boreal ore]

All FISA Agents are trained to aim at the neck of a target they may have to neutralise!

This is so we can destroy their vocal cords so they will be unable to testify in court. Or just kill them.

[night oxide]

Hi im also a fisa agent

[cedar hound]

lol

[night oxide]

I work in accounting tho

[half stratus]

so how do i install mods for thsi game

[night oxide]

Also wouldnt it be fisa officers like how its fbi officers irl but they keep being called agents?

[boreal ore]

You're expendable, don't worry about it.

[half stratus]

is there a specific folder for mods or just drag the unzipped files in

[glass mulch]

yes

[paper ridge]

i am NOT an englishman 😭

[analog yarrow]

bruh why is my game so choppy how do i fix this

[boreal ore]

Drop it in the PAKS folder.

[night oxide]

Forensic accountants do most of the work and field work like have u even seen or read jack ryan?

[half stratus]

just the PAK file, not the folder, yes?

[glass mulch]

yes

[half stratus]

thanks

[glass mulch]

np!

[boreal ore]

Unfamiliar.

[paper ridge]

some mf in stalker 2 is called Genghis Khan 😭

[abstract summit]

Your just a file junky

💀💀💀

[night oxide]

Damn

[boreal ore]

Oh god, Gerard Scott FISA Edition.

[half stratus]

hopefully now my AI will have less of the lead paint stare and my peppergun will do something

thanks FISA, i appreciate it

[glass mulch]

could you give us an update on that container?

[abstract summit]

💀💀💀 your the 3rd person I've seen in this dc to bring up Gerard Scott

[boreal ore]

The butt naked USIA office worker is of course interesting.

[half stratus]

just to double check, SWAT 4.5 DOES make nonlethals significantly more effective, right fisa?

[cedar hound]

Fuck Gerard Scott.

[glass mulch]

fair amount of people bring it up in #🪹the-sepulchre-arg

[boreal ore]

It primarily makes suspects more compliant, with the chance of firefights.

[abstract summit]

I thought Gerard Scott was an actual person 💀💀💀

[marble sentinel]

update, the game is running smoothly so far

[night oxide]

Lol

[boreal ore]

In turn, it should make your less lethals more effective.

[glass mulch]

only in game

[abstract summit]

Like that one dude who got arrested by the irl FBI ion remember his name but he had a sharp ass jaw line

[night oxide]

Ur gonna have to be more specifc

[abstract summit]

No💀💀💀

[night oxide]

Theres a surprising amount of sharp jawlines

[glass mulch]

🤣

[abstract summit]

Dudes like a conspiracy theorist

People made a lot of videos about him he used to be in the US army

[cedar hound]

I hate the CIA guy

[night oxide]

The thugshaker central guy?

[half stratus]

oh yeah, even armed guards are shitting themselves when a swat team with shotguns and rifles busts down a door

[abstract summit]

Maybe I'd have to search em up and see a pic

[boreal ore]

They realized theyre fucked, and decided not to find out

[night oxide]

He was in airforce and was leaking classified info on thugshaker central discord iirc

For clout btw

[boreal ore]

Ohhhh, the F35 leaker.

[abstract summit]

It wasn't him it was someone before him

[green tusk]

Bobbu

[night oxide]

Freakman

[green tusk]

No politics on the main server

[abstract summit]

I cannot remember the name for the life of me

[night oxide]

Oh mb that was not my intention

[boreal ore]

I'm sorry, I had to.

[abstract summit]

We're not getting political? We're trying to figure out my shitty memory

💀💀💀

[night oxide]

We arent being political just trying to get this guys memory working

[marble sentinel]

[green tusk]

Well you say one thing, someone comes in here and goes off

[night oxide]

Fair

[green tusk]

It’s a preventative measure

[abstract summit]

Makes sense

[marble sentinel]

damn lowkey liking this game so far

[abstract summit]

The guy looks like the dude from that one clip where the guys like "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing" "do you know how to fuckin drive" "NO I don't know how to fuckin drive"

I may be tweakin I cannot remember 😭

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[abstract summit]

Wtf is that

[night oxide]

Politics

[abstract summit]

Red v pink???

[night oxide]

Are you...color blind?

[boreal ore]

The American Political System in a Nutshell.

[marble sentinel]

please visit your local eye doctor asap

[abstract summit]

Mods fault

[abstract summit]

The one on the right is pink right?????

Normally it's red???

[marble sentinel]

that’s red

[waxen latch]

video makes it look lighter but no

its red

[night oxide]

The left one is blue

[abstract summit]

It looks pink

Had me tweakin

[abstract summit]

Welp ima go act like the suspects from the 1st level now

[half stratus]

i got so god damn close

i got shot by the last guy because he decided he wasnt intimidated whatsoever

[boreal ore]

But it was better than last time.

[half stratus]

significantly, i think he was the las ped boi guard

i still think pepper gun does dick all though, back to kicking in doors trench raid style

hey our c4 is shaped charges right, so if we stack up on a door we wont get obliterated

[boreal ore]

You'll be fine as long as you're not on the receiving end of it.

[half stratus]

ok good

[marble sentinel]

totally

[pallid eagle]

Anyone got any good custom maps to play that have been updated/or work with the latest patch?

[boreal ore]

Hell Comes To The Hills.

[pallid eagle]

Thanks, gonna try it now

[half stratus]

wow i never noticed cause im always point man, swat 4.5 makes these AI fucking on it

i make a suspect drop and its instantly gun secured and moving to cuff if safe

[swift hull]

Finally got the Skyrim Script extender to work for RON

[night oxide]

What

[swift hull]

It just helps run other Skyrim mods on RON

[night oxide]

What mods u running?

[waxen latch]

[swift hull]

Open cities

[night oxide]

Good one

[swift hull]

Immersive citizens

[night oxide]

I dont like open cities cuz i cant use the mods that make the cities pretty

[swift hull]

Yeah but no loading screens

[night oxide]

It takes like 2 seconds to load

I can manage

I own an nvme for this exact reason

[swift hull]

I was trying to get the ordinator mod to add more perks but it doesn’t seem to work in RON

[night oxide]

Its tied to the yell for compliance script, speech skill makes it weird

[swift hull]

Yeah because I wanna get my speech to 100

[quick cedar]

Download Los Suenos County Sheriffs office SWAT mod

[half stratus]

man i love swat 4.5

this feels like an actual raid by swat and not a far more tactical payday mission, guards actually act like we're cops

[boreal ore]

The AI will change depending on the person, if you're dealing with terrorists, it will be difficult to get them to comply. And some will open fire.

[half stratus]

right, but these guards, who are meant to be security guards and not just some guys with an agenda, actually, mostly, react like they're guards

"OH SHIT, thats swat, imma sit my ass down, i dont want this"

[boreal ore]

When lethal force is used, and you drop their buddies. They will give up.

If they see their buddies die, they're calling it quits.

[half stratus]

thats also neat

their friend opens fire, gets his melon popped by beans, "oh fuck they mean business, to hell with this"

[jolly trench]

doesnt the m14 have muzzle attachments other than the suppressor? i swear it has like the sfmb brake and shit

[desert mountain]

Can i change my skin color ?

[jolly trench]

Only in multiplayer

[upper nebula]

[jolly trench]

In multiplayer you can also change your voice

[prime marten]

does anyone else have an issue with the game crashing all the time with this new update?

[crude lake]

Thats very unspecific

[half stratus]

hey @urban parrot i found you

[modest fern]

I'd say that's threatening but coming from an NCR Ranger, not so much

[half stratus]

no i found a dude with a FISA jacket

in the post office mission

also, Ave, True to Caesar, i just picked this pfp cause its iconic for the courier to wear NCR kit

[cedar hound]

I want a RON horror map

[frank lily]

Anyone here know a lot about guns?

[pearl rivet]

that’s just playing twisted nerve for the first time

[cedar hound]

that wasn't scary

[modern mesa]

War crimes edition.

[half stratus]

its not really war crime edition

[half stratus]

i know a little, whats up

[frank lily]

If I sent u a pic in DMs can you try identify this carbine?

[proud thistle]

I can try

[half stratus]

ill see what i can do but no promises

[frank lily]

Awesome thanks

[half stratus]

i think it looks like a modified m4/ar-15 style carbine

[glacial fiber]

anyone else lagging really bad when playing with friends?

[proud thistle]

Its likely something of mk18 orgin

It has like, some kind of blast regulator

[indigo goblet]

sup everyone

[half stratus]

evening

have you been meeting your kicked doors quota?

[indigo goblet]

somewhat

[alpine moat]

Breaching shotgun in question

[indigo goblet]

just started

new hire on the job basically

[half stratus]

heretical, the lord gave you boots for a reason

[half stratus]

ah, i was like that this morning, remember your bean gun new guy

[alpine moat]

No way bro unironically said “heretical”

[half stratus]

aww no gifs

[alpine moat]

Warhammer 40k gif, I’ve seen enough

[indigo goblet]

fr

[half stratus]

hey, warhammer is cool

[crude lake]

https://tenor.com/view/40k-warhammer-heresy-meme-gif-27213968

[half stratus]

hey how come you get gifs

[crude lake]

I am the Void Interactive office dog

[modern mesa]

What happens after is.

[marble sentinel]

[half stratus]

one shoots at me, he gets beaned, the other guy drops and now he gets bagged by ramirez

[half stratus]

his friend getting his melon popped with a bean bag is the warning shot

[modern mesa]

Real men go lethal only.

[marble sentinel]

my back is aching holy

[half stratus]

if he didnt want a high velocity headache he shouldnt have fucking shot at me

[marble sentinel]

real

[half stratus]

real men go nonlethal, because you only kill who needs killed

reckless murder is lame

[modern mesa]

Shoot their trigger finger off. Win-win.

[marble sentinel]

unless you make it fun ofc

[half stratus]

ehh, i prefer a bean gun because im jumpy and tend to shoot noncompliant civs

[marble sentinel]

i was a bit jumpy and didn’t realise one was using a civ as a hostage and went straight for the head

[half stratus]

i shot a hostage in the head because i didnt realize there even was a hostage

[marble sentinel]

💀

[half stratus]

i was running Megabyte, it was a white hostage, white suspect taking him hostage, and a white wall behind them

its important to mention im colorblind and looking at this from across the floor

[marble sentinel]

paint the white with red

[modern mesa]

That's a major issue for Mr SWAT.

[alpine moat]

He may not be cut out for this…

[half stratus]

i manage to beanbag the civ squarely in the teeth without realizing he existed

[half stratus]

it was one casualty, shit happens

[marble sentinel]

i think we might need a new geneva convention specifically against beanbag shotguns used by this man

[half stratus]

hey in my defense i mostly shoot for the balls now

[marble sentinel]

that isn’t helping your case

[half stratus]

its less lethal and more effective

bean shotguns damage morale more when hitting bones, and whats a more prominant bone than the boner

[dusty hornet]

They’re not dying, relax

[modern mesa]

Flawless logic!

[alpine moat]

RoN players when they have to learn restraint (impossible)

[swift hull]

Butters you can’t shoot a guy in the dick

[dusty hornet]

But they wish they could

[marble sentinel]

those with ED:

[half stratus]

im horribly colorblind, incredibly jumpy, and i have adhd, any semblance of self control or restraint is a farce

[modern mesa]

Tactical ED.

[marble sentinel]

do NOT let this guy near a gun

[swift hull]

ADHD goes hard in ron

[modern mesa]

They preplanned this.

[alpine moat]

Mkay

[marble sentinel]

[half stratus]

bad news compadre, i already own several, and a spear

[marble sentinel]

😭

[half stratus]

im an american remember

[marble sentinel]

AND A SPEAR?

[tardy igloo]

"I wanna shoot smth!" (5 minuets later before mission fail)

[marble sentinel]

what is this, 1776?

[swift hull]

How does bro afford a spear

[half stratus]

2 actually, my brother didnt want his so i took it

[marble sentinel]

bro what

[half stratus]

easter gift, my brother turned his down so i took it

[swift hull]

A SIG SPEAR?

[half stratus]

no a literal spear

[marble sentinel]

A SPEAR AS AN EASTER GIFT??

[modern mesa]

We usually gets eggs.

[swift hull]

Oh

[half stratus]

yknow, pointy stick

[modern mesa]

Like chocolate eggs.

[marble sentinel]

A FUCKING SPEAR?

[half stratus]

yes, a polearm as an easter gift

are your parents not cool?

[swift hull]

I was like who tf gifts a $5000 rifle for Easter 😭

[modern mesa]

Do you live in a jungle?

[half stratus]

i live in rural ohio

[boreal ore]

Which one? The XM7 or the XM5 (My beloved)

[marble sentinel]

that makes more sense

[alpine moat]

People give gifts during Easter? Wild

[marble sentinel]

i forgot easter existed

[half stratus]

not a longarm, a polearm

[boreal ore]

One was smaller and the other was bigger I think.

[swift hull]

I don’t even know when Easter is 💀

[marble sentinel]

what month even is it in again

[half stratus]

i think june?

idk man

[marble sentinel]

april

[dusty hornet]

XM8

[modern mesa]

Some guy dresses up as a giant rabbit

[marble sentinel]

it is in indeed april apparently

[boreal ore]

I'd kill for a SIG SPEAR.

[half stratus]

but yes i own two spears, and thats not the coolest gift ive gotten for easter

[swift hull]

I’m sayin

[half stratus]

want to know what the coolest gift ive gotten for easter was?

[marble sentinel]

proceed

[half stratus]

it was an axe

[marble sentinel]

alright you can go ahead and exit the door

[alpine moat]

Sounds like bait at this point

[swift hull]

Never in my life got a gift during Easter

[half stratus]

no, a nice splitting maul for firewood

[marble sentinel]

the biggest gift i’ve gotten during easter would be those big chocolate bunnies

[half stratus]

rural ohio remember?

[modern mesa]

Are you the family out of that Captain Fantastic movie?

[alpine moat]

And I live in the Keys

[half stratus]

i have no idea what that is

[marble sentinel]

oh nice, the spider time

[modern mesa]

You like live in a jungle and prepare for the end times.

[boreal ore]

I suggest going through the metal gate, than the front door.

[half stratus]

no i live near the woods and prepare to make mac n cheese

[modern mesa]

Why do you get weaponry on Easter?

[half stratus]

coyotes

[swift hull]

Euro comment

[modern mesa]

Nice

We have dingos, similar problem

But you can call pest controllers to shoot them

[marble sentinel]

i just got lit up

[half stratus]

lately we're getting coyote-wolf mixes, they're bigger and not nearly as scared of people

[swift hull]

Well that’s no fun

[half stratus]

thats kinda why i carry a spear when i go out to use the bathroom

[swift hull]

.

[swift hull]

Bro poops in a hole outside 😭

[modern mesa]

And you shit in an outhouse too?

DUDE IS AN AUSTRALIAN

[half stratus]

presently? yes, my house recently burned down

[gaunt holly]

Spear to scrape off poop that gets stuck?

[half stratus]

no spear to stab at coyotes that get too bold while im on my way to the outhouse

[swift hull]

Just use a gun

[gaunt holly]

Oh, I see

[modern mesa]

Poop on coyote, assert dominance

[half stratus]

its too loud, i dont want to wake people up just because of a bold coyote

besides, one good swipe from a spear spooks em off

[gaunt holly]

Until you get attacked by a pack of rabid coyotes

[modern mesa]

Use the axe in one hand and spear in the other

[half stratus]

one hand is for my lantern, the other is for my spear

[boreal ore]

Coyotes when I pull a Benelli from my closet:

[half stratus]

thats why i have a spear, coyotes are bold until actually threatened

[swift hull]

Bro what year are you in

[half stratus]

2024 for a few more days, why?

[gaunt holly]

This why suppressor good. Loud, but not loud enough to scare the shit out of your neighbors

[half stratus]

neighbors?

your fucken funny, i live in rural ohio, we dont have neighbors

[gaunt holly]

You said something about not wanting to wake people up

[modern mesa]

Dude playing modded skyrim

[boreal ore]

Hm... This one must have fled from 213 Park Homes.

[half stratus]

yeah, my parents, i live in a hut

[gaunt holly]

Do they keep you locked outside in chains?

[half stratus]

they live in a hut presently too, because the house is kinda gone, but they'll live in the house once we get it rebuilt

[gaunt holly]

I see

[gaunt holly]

Sorry, I maye be a little intoxicated

[half stratus]

no i helped build this hut myself, its where im talking to you from presently, its got its own internet, an air fryer, its quite nice out here

ive even got a fire pit out front for boiling water and roasts

[gaunt holly]

Sounds fun tbh. But hope y'all get your house back up soon

[modern mesa]

FNV pfp so I assume you put all your skill points into survival

[half stratus]

not really, 10 strength, like maybe 4 int, and 0 agility

[modern mesa]

Melee build

[half stratus]

clumsy as hell, but i can move big things, and im a programmer so im at least somewhat competent

[half stratus]

why do you think i use a spear instead of a gun

[modern mesa]

The Chosen One

Is your ping bad when playing RON then

[half stratus]

yes but mostly because it hasnt stopped raining, snowing, or hailing since october

[marble sentinel]

realll

[modern mesa]

Arthur Morgan over here

[marble sentinel]

goddamn i just got hit right in the head

[modern mesa]

Did it bounce off?

[marble sentinel]

100%

[half stratus]

i wonder why the security guards in the trail mission dont treat you like actual SWAT

[flint star]

isnt part of the lore of that lvl that there were fake policemen showing up

[half stratus]

i dont know man

but if someone in full heavy armor, a gas mask, holding what looks like a very real shotgun orders me to get on the ground, im not stupid enough to argue with him, let alone pull a gun

[marble sentinel]

had an npc say "im calling the cops"

[half stratus]

it'd be funny if you could press f to respond "i AM the cops"

[marble sentinel]

[flint star]

yeah idk it has to be smth wit the lore

[half stratus]

idk but these sec guards are either far braver than me, or duller than a bag of smiths hammers

[half stratus]

ok so apparently they ignore the heavily armed and "get on your knees" bits because some people got kidnapped and killed

[jolly trench]

Why won’t station underground guy respawn

Why isn’t he waking up

[rare imp]

yes there was a robbery before where the robbers posed as cops and killed a guard (or something along those lines)

[swift hull]

Type shit

[jolly trench]

Why won’t he respawn he usually respawns

[swift hull]

He’s gone bro

[flint star]

oooh

[jolly trench]

I need him back for a silly thing I was planning

I accidentally shot him facing down but I need his blood on the walls

So I need him to respawn

[half stratus]

they kidnapped several people and it led to several staff deaths, so they ignore our commands incase its that again

[modern mesa]

Average RON player moment

[jolly trench]

Hold on

I can make due with this

[rigid bone]

Can you though?

[jolly trench]

yes

in ron media

[half stratus]

evening kam

this ame is amazing, i love beanbag shotguns

[rigid bone]

:)

[jolly trench]

i made due

[modern mesa]

You're a torturer

[jolly trench]

no

[half stratus]

im a swat officer

[jolly trench]

he did it all by himself

see? it obviously says he killed himself in the back of the head twice

[modern mesa]

Swofficer

[half stratus]

these people have guns, i have less murderous guns, and CS gas, and CS gas grenade launcher, its my job to bring them in with as few casualties as possible

if people dont listen when i say "door has C4 on it, back the fuck up", thats a personal problem

[modern mesa]

They probably don't know what C4 means

And come to the door to inquire

[half stratus]

who in gods name doesnt know "C4, BACK THE FUCK UP"

[modern mesa]

They might think you see four

[half stratus]

if you dont understand c4? maybe, its well known but some live under rocks, but "BACK THE FUCK UP" is very clear in intent and command

[modern mesa]

You might be talking to someone in the hallway or something

Gotta slide a note under the door

With descriptive drawings

[half stratus]

not my problem, you dont back up you get nuked, no money off my bottom line

[runic aspen]

I get what you're saying, but C2 isn't C4. C4 would be used on nuclear blast doors LOL

[modern mesa]

He puts 2 C2s together

[half stratus]

i truly do not care, your not leading the Door Kickers 1st Company, i am, and the quartermaster gives me the full c4 for kicking in doors

[lyric cobalt]

los suenos swat officers should get ac 130s

[runic aspen]

[chilly drum]

what happened to old toc

[runic aspen]

You're the quartermaster I wish we had...

[half stratus]

unfortunately im not the quartermaster, but he is my good friend, and he gives me all the c4

we get like 20 pieces total per mission

[runic aspen]

My team got trained up for explosive breach about a month before I retired so I never got to deploy them. The training was fun.

Also, if you're claiming you're a cop issued C4, you must work in Brazil where the government really doesn't care what police do. That shit doesn't fly in 90% of countries.

[waxen latch]

https://tenor.com/view/pesci-goodfellas-whacked-tommy-killed-gif-9347144807012696845

[half stratus]

no i work in Los Seunos, where gangs, weapons dealers, crack heads, child pornography distributors, and streamers are all heavily armed and at open warfare with the police, so much more shit flies than is standard

[chilly drum]

water charge is so much better

[tribal tapir]

Cheese

[chilly drum]

burger

[runic aspen]

Oh, I've heard of that place. What a shit hole. As a vet I understand those guys but I can't agree with their methods. Mist be something in the water there...

[marble sentinel]

always the water...

[half stratus]

Border Towns, you know how it is, shit gets unruly where laws, trades, and unsavory sorts start mixing

we have the worst of both worlds, mexican cartels with american business ideals

[runic aspen]

The best thing the devs did is make the game in a slightly different reality.

[half stratus]

yep, where SWAT is a regular occurrence to the point of crackheads and civilians alike jsut standing there staring at you if you dont start barking orders

[runic aspen]

I just don't get the ROE. If I'm in a raid and already gone wide the fuck open on the UOF continuum and some stupid bitch starts recording me on her phone after I lawfully order her down she getting fucking tased. How is that a ROE violation?

[half stratus]

i have the "two shouts and a shot" tule

i will shout for you to stand the fuck down twice, dont comply and thats a bag of beans to the balls

further noncompliance and thats a gassin for the whole room

[half stratus]

yknow i think the bean gun actually does bonus damage if you aim for the crotch or pelvis area

[jolly trench]

They put something in the water…. Something to make you forget….

[half stratus]

i have ADHD, i dont even need it lol

[swift hull]

💀

[jolly trench]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 vro did NOT get the reference

[half stratus]

what reference

[jolly trench]

“They put something in the water, something to make you forget”

[half stratus]

i just told you i have ADHD, i have the memory of a coked out goldfish, you gotta help me out on this man

[jolly trench]

Really?

[half stratus]

yes

i dont even recall waht i had for dinner this evening

[jolly trench]

Dude it’s a fucking quote

Not the same part of your brain as dinner

[half stratus]

from fucking

what

[jolly trench]

Half life 2 jeezus

[half stratus]

its memory, something i have none of

[half stratus]

i never played half life 2

[jolly trench]

[half stratus]

not HL2, not skyrim, not nothing of that sort, as far as i recall

[jolly trench]

Dude play hl2

It was FREE like a month ago

[runic aspen]

[modern mesa]

American moment

[runic aspen]

I've seen a guy get his ribs all busted the fuck up with rubber shot.

[half stratus]

good for him

these terrorists, druggies, drug makers, cartels, and child pornographers are losing their testicles

[runic aspen]

The McRib is back, Mfs!

[jolly trench]

What maps are “kos” for you guys? Like you just have no mercy on the suspects? Mine are twisted nerve, hide and seek, and elephant

As soon as I see the girl in twisted nerve I bust out the deagle

The deagle mod really is awesome. It’s not some reskin or anything, it really shoots .50 AE. It instant kills and gibs.

[half stratus]

none so far