💬general-discussion

[gaunt holly]

👋

[fallow summit]

ever had a problem with achievements not tracking?

[eternal tundra]

I heard some people had that idk how they or if they ever got it fixed

[granite gazelle]

nope. got everything like i was supposed to

[fallow summit]

hidden and dangerous, the fool, due process, the magician
^ all are achievements not working for me

[granite gazelle]

do you have any mods

[fallow summit]

yeah, but everything else works completely fine

[modest fern]

If you are playing them in COOP, there may be issues with non-hosts getting achievements

[mortal trench]

@lilac vale chimken

[lilac vale]

chimken indeed

[native herald]

ngl some ppl in this bihh are weird

most degen EU vc i've ever had bruh

[runic aspen]

What if eyelids made sound everytime you blinked

[indigo slate]

they do if you blink a certain way

[waxen latch]

asking the important questions

[simple turret]

what kind of sound? moist realistic sound or cartoon blinking sound?

[rich tendon]

[green tusk]

[runic aspen]

like a squeeker toy

[summer crypt]

my game freezes at 100% when i press play in the main menu but after 10 sec its working and i loaded in but no mods work that i subscribed

why is mod io not working or any mods

[south bear]

Wtf my officers just died from c2

Like all of them

Is this normal or a bug?

No fucking way it happened again

8 officers dead to their own C2

[modest fern]

Are you sure you didn't try to C2 breach a door with a trap behind it

[south bear]

I checked with mirror

And I tried nudging the door but nothing

Idk maybe they were hugging the door too much

[shell bay]

c2 laced with c4

[daring narwhal]

@shell bay Hello Bro

[shell bay]

Hello Bro

[south bear]

Ig

Somebody typed the wrong number when they orderd the c”2”

[rigid bone]

So anyone here playing some Gundam?

[next hollow]

instead of ordering 200 c2 they ordered 100 c4

[south bear]

Lol

The c2 bugged fixed but my god I’ve lost my team like 20 times now

I got 0 luck the first door on this map was trip wired

[mortal trench]

spongebob

[modest acorn]

i purchased a new motorcycle today

i am now the proud owner of 2 slamming bikes

[mortal trench]

what kinda?

[modest acorn]

2019 CBR1000RR SP

i will be joining the 186mph/300kmh club extremely soon 😈

[pale crow]

They should add magnifiers to slap behind the eotech

[sick flume]

get beaten to death by the wife on valley of the dolls

[gaunt holly]

It happens

[gaunt holly]

Probably going to be unusable judging by how garbage the lpvo is

[waxen latch]

i cant imagine ron maps where they are viable anyways

port or greased palms

maybe

[gaunt holly]

It'd be nice to just have a usable 1x option with the lpvo

Don't really care for the magnification

[south bear]

Wtf this game is buggier than cyberpunk on release 😭

I hope they fix it soon

[lucid dagger]

Ngl the 4x got me through greased palms and valley of the dolls at first, no S but we’re here

[eternal girder]

what should I do if my game freezes after the release of DLS, although I have 60 fps on a regular basis

[south bear]

The update fucked up settings to epic

Check that and put it to your usual setting

[eternal girder]

they are on average, but for some reason everything freezes at a random moment during the mission, I don't know why

[modest fern]

#1275941842378166333

[ebon wyvern]

Hi Guys!

[eternal girder]

I can't find a message with a solution, can you help me?😭

[shadow shard]

(Sometimes it doesn't render in the mirror gun, AFAIK.)

[modest fern]

There is no fix that doesn't cause other issues, you will have to wait to see if the devs can address it

[eternal girder]

bad😭

[shadow shard]

The "You just have a shit PC" assholes deserve to apologize to us. 🙃

[next hollow]

pluh

[reef ocean]

I beat the first two missions and their are great

[fickle jolt]

is it normal to think this game is hard at first or skill issue

[jade mantle]

if you were the POTUS what would be the first thing you did

[waxen latch]

leaking the jfk files

try to destroy the cia

but i will be dead before i do anything

[runic aspen]

Lets raid the CIA classified files for the lolz

We do a lil trolling (we’re gonna be hunted down)

[runic aspen]

Honestly confine all drug users to camps or inhabited zones so they can rehabilitate or just die idk. Ion like the smell of drugs on the street

[deft gorge]

bring back the guillotine

for explained reasons

[ebon wyvern]

Element talk, requesting reinforcements to play Ready or Not

[rigid bone]

Jack up Corpo and Capital Gains tax to 50% and tax all assets at 25%.

[ebon wyvern]

Element to talk, do you copy?

[rigid bone]

You're looking for #🔎looking-for-players fren

[ebon wyvern]

Thanks Cat

[trail sun]

I just S ranked neon tomb. Never have i had a higher heartbeat in my life

[runic aspen]

not even when copulating...

[trail sun]

Im pretty sure 20 terrorists hunting you gets you a higher heartbeat😭 🙏

[wise heart]

😢
https://bnonews.com/index.php/2024/08/d-c-police-officer-dies-after-accidentally-shooting-himself-with-suspects-gun/

[ebon wyvern]

What is Neon Tomb about

[covert lodge]

Its a mission where you respond to a nightclub mass shooting

[static ingot]

Picked up a watch from them

[lilac vale]

Watchmen reference? are you the real watchmen? ALL THIS TIME

[brisk yoke]

gor

[lilac vale]

T

[mortal trench]

gort

[pine swift]

heyo

[outer geyser]

Wtf is with friendly fire from flashbangs 🤦🏻‍♂️

[opal dagger]

I came 2nd or 3rd in an art competition a while ago and won a free key do we not get the role anymore

[lilac vale]

Did it say you would get a role?

[south bear]

Yo I got a question, Are the hospital and nightclub maps connected? as in that when they shot up the night club they decided to finish the job and shot up the hospital.

[reef ocean]

I lost made a guy injured from flashbangs

[south bear]

Flashbangs have a tiny amount of explosive so if you bang it too close it hurts em

[hoary cobalt]

Are their any admins I can speak to in dms if so can u dm me

[lilac vale]

If you mean moderators of this discord and you have mod related questions or concerns. You can msg @long summit

[lilac vale]

I think the way they are connected is that the leader of the terror group in Neon Tomb is in the hospital and his men are there to break him out. Says in the briefing I think

[south bear]

Ah k

do you know if the maps are scaled by difficulty?

[hoary cobalt]

Cheers

[south bear]

As in it gets more difficult as it goes on?

[lilac vale]

I think more by size

[south bear]

Could be

Bc having mindjot after brisa cove is a bit weird

(Brisa cove is fucking Vietnam)

[lilac vale]

I think it is like that just a tiny bit. Hospital for me is harder then port tbh

[south bear]

I hate grenade traps so much they’re behind every door on brisa

[south bear]

Alright

[outer geyser]

Ofc CS still didnt fill rest of room if we have desk like in reception. Really fuck that game and devs

[south bear]

Any tips for brisa cove btw? I am not rly new but haven’t played in a bit

[south bear]

Throw more cs for big ass rooms

[lilac vale]

Wedges. And start from right side around the whole map. Save middle area for last

[south bear]

I already do that

[outer geyser]

I can throw even 5. Game still thinks desks are like full walls or something

[south bear]

My issue is those fucking grenade traps not anything else

[south bear]

What map?

[lilac vale]

Peek doors first and if you see wire then disarm it. Don’t just kick every door you see

[south bear]

Tbh usually the ai opens doors that go boom

[lilac vale]

That’s why you should check doors first and then let Ai open and clear etc

[outer geyser]

Like spider in this room where is reception (not the first room from front entrance with glass) second. Or hospital in room intensive care. Throw cs inside space with desks and cs wont go outside them. Throw outside, cs cant fill inside even if there are opening between desks.

[golden oak]

я ненавижу негров.

[outer geyser]

Or ghost walls where head of suspect is in another room. Ofc still didnt fixed. But oh yes lets try with ue5 and dlc

[formal matrix]

i usually clear middle first then go around and wedge and start with the far right suite and then move apartment to apartment

[south bear]

No like when they check closets and shit on their own

[lilac vale]

Then I guess better off not telling them to do something cause as long as you don’t give them any orders they won’t start doing stuff on their own besides bagging and cuffing people

[south bear]

They do it automatically if you’re close enough sometimes Atleast

Or if you tell them to come to you and a door is in the way

[crude leaf]

Idk if someone said it yet but definitely not
The mission after mindjot is very small and easy

There's a slight bit of difficulty increase but it's a little all over the place

They're not even in the complete right order story wise
Since mindjot should be before brixleys

[south bear]

It gets easier than mindjot???

[crude leaf]

The one after mindjot is easy, but then it gets harder again

[south bear]

Mindjot is like top 3 easiest maps

[crude leaf]

its just a random easy level thrown into the middle of the game

[south bear]

Rn I’m stuck on mindjot trying to find the last civilian

I gassed all the suspects js trying to find the last civilian

Any tips on hidden ppl on this map?

[crude leaf]

check bathrooms, theres a closet in the middle of the map you might have passed
or they're in the server maze or maybe on the roof

[south bear]

I gassed the servers and almost every room

Also I told the ai to search and secure the maze

Idk where is the closet at?

[south bear]

I cleared exterior first and blocked off exists

I rly don't know where at ima check the bathrooms later

Ty for the tips

[indigo slate]

if brisa cove is vietnam then greased palms is afghanistan

[crude leaf]

Fallujah

[south bear]

Does greased palms have ieds behind every door like brisa does?

[indigo slate]

it doesn't

but it's still a pain in the balls either way

[south bear]

Eh then it’s fine ig

I don’t have problems with enemies only those fucking door traps

I lost maybe 40 officers to those traps now lmao

[south bear]

What’s so bad about it?

[indigo slate]

lots of enemies hidden in large spaces, basically

[crude leaf]

Greased palms is VERY open, very few actual doors, huge maze of conveyor belts, hard for you to see suspects but they see you perfectly fine

very chaotic, dont really get to breach rooms unlike in brisa

[indigo slate]

It's a pretty bad level, yeah

[gaunt holly]

It's not that bad. Need to use walls and cover to split the open space up into angles. Then it's just like every other map

[lilac vale]

Postal is hard because of the tiny nooks and crannies that Ai can shoot you through but you can’t. And so much open area where you can’t see them first but they see you.

[runic aspen]

I pooped my pants.

[gaunt holly]

It's one of the only maps where the suspects actually use cover/defilade to ambush you. I think that's pretty cool

[lilac vale]

Thanks for the info, I will put out a missing alert for a poop sausage

[runic aspen]

His name is stinky and he had the weight and girth of a mountain dew can

Probably about 8 inches tall, pls find him!

[lilac vale]

8 inches? Goddamn

[runic aspen]

Yea bro, had 4 slices of pizza last night

[brisk yoke]

pear shut the fuck up before i call apple

[runic aspen]

Im sorry bb

[brisk yoke]

its ok

[brisk yoke]

im still calling apple

[runic aspen]

[runic aspen]

nooooooo hes mean

[runic aspen]

Your pfp is cute

[simple epoch]

your pfp is yellow. not a fan. sorry. I like grey better.

[shadow shard]

Who still thinks those flashing emotes are cool...

[brisk yoke]

leave pear alone

[runic aspen]

ban

[runic aspen]

[mortal trench]

gort for president

[crude leaf]

the map is good for a shootout, but not for actually how this game seemingly wants you to play it

[forest jay]

I have an AI mod called Fierce Tactical that turns every map into a John Wick cinematic because you're facing storm troopers lol. You'd enjoy Greased Palms using it for once

[runic aspen]

SKIBIDI

[forest jay]

Higher suspect count too for maximum suppression and intensity. Download the new John Wick model on Nexus with Sniper or Not and Bullet time while playing your favorite hype music. It's a trip

Official Invictus dropped a new video about the John Wick model mod using everything if you wanna see it in action

[runic aspen]

[forest jay]

Hey lol, it's not sus when all those mods Amp up the experience

[runic aspen]

im voting you

[forest jay]

I'm just noticing the community has been burned out lately

So mix it up a little with mod ideas to change the experience in unique ways

You can pear as many as you want

[indigo slate]

it already has? lol totally not expected with the way the game is

[forest jay]

Yeah man, there's still work to be done with this game

Adding new maps/missions isn't enough. We need content that keeps dynamically changing. There's only so many patterns the AI take before it becomes the same experience in Vanilla

I'm still waiting for games that embed AI with voice recognition. Imagine the interactions man. It'd really change how this game is played

[gaunt holly]

Current state the AI is too easy and predictable. Suspect spawns have little to no variance on each map. Changing just these things can make the maps a lot more replayable

[forest jay]

Agreed man

I simulate real suspects in another AI mod, but it's still not enough for me to feel fully immersed. It's closer, but I think it could he better

[gaunt holly]

Also since the DLC came out it seems like we got an HP buff? We're like bullet sponges now. Very hard to die

[forest jay]

Yeah i created a real damage rebuff that makes our armor realistic again

[vale bough]

Hey may I ask yall fine people about what chair you are using.... mine is starting to fall apart and looking for a replacement

[forest jay]

If you're interested in modding your game @gaunt holly , I have a mod called Ready or Not Here I Come AI Realistic Mod Pack, that addresses some of your concerns

[crude leaf]

we actually take more damage than before because they broke the damage cap
wallbangs got a damage nerf pre DLC tho so you can take quite a bit in that situation

[runic aspen]

SKIBIDI

[gaunt holly]

I've tried that one before 1.0 came out. It's pretty good. Been vanilla ever since

[crude leaf]

Astral's AI seems the best to me

[gaunt holly]

Even if it's true, it doesn't seem like it at all. The amount of bullets we can tank now is absurd

[crude leaf]

I think if we are to ever be less spongey, they need to make getting hit far less common

its pretty hard to not get shot in many of the later levels

[gaunt holly]

Perhaps. Many different ways they can approach it

All I know is that currently it's near impossible to die lol

[crude leaf]

suspects still just need a bit of a reaction time nerf when they are already aiming, since they still shoot VERY quickly and basically makes pie slicing pointless

but with a nerf to reaction time they need to make being hit more deadly but less common unless you're carless
and also injuries more impactful than they currently are

and also make suspects suffer similar injuries as the player, so they limp and move slow when hit in the leg and either drop their gun when shot in the hand or become less accurate with arm hits

[gaunt holly]

Well suspects usually fold after getting shot lol

[crude leaf]

in vital spots

they will take hits to the legs and such

[gaunt holly]

The bots just need to be more punishing if we make mistakes. Not just crank up the aimbot like 1.0 release

[crude leaf]

plus depends on the level since some suspects have more health

[gaunt holly]

How to code in players making mistakes idk

[crude leaf]

well theres a lot more a mistake can do than just getting you killed
the game currently is focusing too much on gunfights

stricter ROE and more varied suspect behaviours

punish the player with penalties

[gaunt holly]

They kind of addressed that issue in the dorms map. Suspects are not hostile right away. They just act like dumb NPCs before they actually pull a weapon on you

Too bad that map stinks. But it appears that they have the right idea and are heading towards that direction

[crude leaf]

yea

I mentioned it last night, I was never a fan of the idea of RNG map layouts but dorms could have been an experiment for something like that
with the crawlspaces and holes in walls being randomized each load

rather than a completely random layout

[blazing bone]

Quick question, what does OCE mean?

[crude leaf]

what context?

[blazing bone]

the voice chats, I'm trying to figure out whether that's for asian servers or if I should go to other VC instead since I'm looking for a group here

[crude leaf]

Oceania? maybe?

[blazing bone]

ah probs, thanks for helping me figure it out!

[mental topaz]

best gun for narcos?

[gaunt holly]

The first time I played dorms I thought it was really cool because of all those holes in the walls. Then realized it was lame because those holes are not utilized by suspects at all. Started treating them as just solid walls and stopped playing the map in general lol

Well sometimes they'd crawl under the holes and run away. But the holes were never a real threat

[runic aspen]

RPG-7

[blazing bone]

can never go wrong with the sa-58 or slr47

[lilac vale]

Oceanic

[blazing bone]

shreds the fuck out of anyone in 2-3 hits, but if you can handle the sa58's recoil, you also have a nifty little feature of shooting through those fucker's cover

[crude leaf]

they certainly used them for me

the holes are an interesting twist but since there is one in EVERY room the map is basically completely open and theres no way to prevent flanks

[rigid bone]

Heard someone mention the SA58

Paperwork can wait, I'm here to talk about the best gun in the game

[little hawk]

Mathematically the best gun for most levels

[blazing bone]

lmao based. My AI squad has SA58s on their arsenal and they essentially shred through anyone that even looks like a threat. Too bad they develop severe guilt right after

[gusty stump]

John Void doesnt let Kaminsky sleep in his cage even for a moment.

[rigid bone]

Hey, I get lots of flexibility actually

I started a smidge late today because I had some home things to deal with

[crude lake]

[rigid bone]

Don't tell my boss

[indigo slate]

Kind of agree. The AI also lacks self preservation in far too many cases. Like damn, I didn't expect some shitty little crackheads to have better morale than our own squad mates... lol

[indigo slate]

emm pee sev-uhn

[rigid bone]

Mid

[mental topaz]

what attachments should we use?

i mean i

[rigid bone]

Irons, Combat Grip, Flashlight

This is the way

[gaunt holly]

Proof that all optics are broken/unusable

[formal matrix]

i wish we could use the drum mag that the cartel mk18 has

neon tomb would be an insane cakewalk

[gaunt holly]

Drum mags stink

[formal matrix]

more bullets= more big boom

big boom= terrorist kill

[gaunt holly]

Ya but they cause malfunctions like crazy. They're also heavy/bulky. And you can't really retain them when you need to reload

[formal matrix]

waiting for the day someone mods in an m249

[mental topaz]

no muzzle?

[next hollow]

real men take the recoil

[rigid bone]

No muzzle.

[solid cape]

smfb and vertical grip if you want the lowest recoil

[crude leaf]

if you dont get the most recoil, why bother using the SA58

[umbral thunder]

There was up until UE5 update now they have to remake those entire unlocked weapon mods from scratch

[mental topaz]

it kicks ass thats all imma say

[next hollow]

On both ends yeah

[light gazelle]

wait if this is ue5, why doesnt it look like real life

i heard ue5 has crazy crazy details

[void turtle]

it does

it just doesnt use alot of post processing effects like unrecord or something does

[lilac vale]

[rigid bone]

Engines themselves don't determine how good your game is going to look, it just determines what sort of tools you have at your disposal and what is easiest for you to do.

UE5 can look really good because it supports a lot of very, very high end renderying and post processing effects.

For example, this is Unity:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GQ1VMg5WkAALnPk?format=jpg&name=large

This is also Unity:

https://assetstorev1-prd-cdn.unity3d.com/package-screenshot/b91aeda8-a0d1-46d1-a25e-b56cd7be0e92_scaled.jpg

[lilac vale]

Yo old school Ron looks sick D platoon vs Bolton security

[rigid bone]

[mortal trench]

I make games with scratch ^-^

[ebon wyvern]

Ah, that one

[cerulean juniper]

does any of the mods work anymore?

[forest jay]

That is what my mod aims to do. It provides more realistic expectations to being punished if you make a mistake, yet it's very easy when you execute great CQB tactics with your squad

Real Tactical is my all-time favorite configuration because it is reminiscent of how the old SWAT series played

And I put a ton of love and attention to each detail of the suspect type

I know that Astral's mod also aims for a similar vision too

But then I have other difficulties and game modes to bring in a simulated difficulty system, which I feel this game should have always had as an option

[stuck kiln]

ive downloaded a ghost skin for my officers but can not figure out where u change them im only getting options to change my own loadout and i still cant find unifroms in there either

anyone able help

[grave turret]

I like the new tool lyrics on the new map lol

also, gangsta's paradise too

[stuck kiln]

anybody know where to change officer uniforms

may aswell be talking to brick walls here thanks for the useful help

getting my money back fr this crap game

[next hollow]

pluh

[stuck kiln]

this ganme is on some bullshit

cant even change officers uniform every single video on youtube are like 2years old

can someone add me and call me

[rigid bone]

Which skin did you download? It may be out of date

[little hawk]

Why?

[rigid bone]

Specifically for looks.

[little hawk]

Oh that's it? Word

[native herald]

wsg

[formal matrix]

bro doesnt read mod descriptions

[native herald]

aight bye

[formal matrix]

aways check if its supported for the current version and check what instructions there may be

[coral meteor]

anyone else not gettijng the "way out west" achievement? tried it the last few days about 20 times with diffrent loadouts for me and the AI, no luck. no nades or other equipment used even tried it in multiplayer and still no achievement... any ideas?

[sour oar]

yo ive heard a lot about how nothing can help with the lag problem besides the devs fixing the game but is there rlly nothing i can do? Just wanna play the game without teliporting across the map lol not even playing online and its just unplayable

[runic aspen]

I pooped.

[formal matrix]

for me it worked fine but it was pre home invasion so idk

[rigid bone]

What're your specs?

Stutters like that shouldn't be happening

[formal matrix]

the other ai usually don’t affect it as long as you only use the revolver

[coral meteor]

yeah guess its broken, sadly

[formal matrix]

simply do way out west 2 (patrol officer)

[coral meteor]

made a 100% run and got everyother achievement buts this one just dosent wanna work

[sour oar]

windows 11
AMD Ryzen 5 5500 3.60 GHz
64-bit operating system, x64-based processor

i dont know much about pc this was pre built if u need more info lmk

[formal matrix]

i want more achievements in the future hopefully

[coral meteor]

as long as they work me too

[formal matrix]

should be some for using certain weapons thru the entire game rather than just one specific missions

[rigid bone]

What's the GPU?

[lean wyvern]

are there any plans to bring back the safe mode on firearms in the game? iirc it was removed with patch 1.0, how are we supposed to put em on safe and let em hang now?

[formal matrix]

empty your mags until theres no bullets left to shoot

[paper ridge]

Exactly WHY was it removed

Pointless feature? Sure, cool? Yeah

Why remove it if it didn't interfere with gameplay (unless you were a total flip flop and kept switching to it)

[lean wyvern]

also one of the key points of the hospital map is that some suspects try to blend in with the medical stuff, however you can easily see who is suspect and who is civilian if you can tell them to go to the exit or not
please enable the "go to the exit" command for suspects so they can play along and then ambush swat when they are not paying attention :)

[little hawk]

Because flip flops 🩴

[lean wyvern]

to get on safe you had to hold the key, so even flip flopping would not turn the gun on safe by accident

[rigid bone]

There was actually a decent amount of people that complained about acidentally toggling safe mode.

[little hawk]

Bunch of flip flops

[paper ridge]

You've gotta be kidding me, what kinda pebble fails to not hold the x button

[formal matrix]

i think itd be cool if they added wire cutters so we could be budget eod and defuse bomb vests ourselves so we can execute them right after we defuse it

[rigid bone]

Gamers.

[paper ridge]

No not even gamers

[indigo slate]

epic gamers

[little hawk]

Flip flops

[rigid bone]

Gaming end-users are some of the lowest IQ people I have ever dealt with but also some of the smartest. It's a bit of whiplash, honestly.

[lean wyvern]

so a bag full of surprises?

[paper ridge]

The worst thing is trying to help someone download something through share screen like mods lmao

[lean wyvern]

well if it counts for anything at all: I'd like to have the safe mode feature back, just sayin :)

[pulsar bramble]

Relatable

(sorry for just jumping in)

[rigid bone]

[paper ridge]

Somehow telling them to drag and drop is the hardest fucking thing ever

[rigid bone]

Don't apologize for talking in gen chat fren

[formal matrix]

bro i was doing lustful remorse w / friends but the ai kept refusing to die and im like “bro open your mods folder what do you have in there” and the dude screenshares and just has like 5 files of hardcore ai mods

[pulsar bramble]

As a software-engineer, old(er) people are my favorite testers for exactly that reason

If they can do it, anyone can do it

[paper ridge]

Was helping a dude drag and drop fuckkkk im sorry if you're reading this but how the fuck can you not understand i mean the .pak FILE not .pak ZIP and to drop it into the FUCKING PAK FOLDER

[formal matrix]

they were literally tanking close range shotgun hits

[gaunt holly]

Should have more muzzle device options then

Would be nice if flash hiders existed

[paper ridge]

Id break down dude honestly

No fucking chance

[rigid bone]

That's why I quit tech support

[paper ridge]

Can't imagine that work

[rigid bone]

30$ an hour ain't worth the pain

[paper ridge]

30 an hour??? Hire me

[rigid bone]

You wouldn't last

[paper ridge]

What the fuck dude send me the company hire link

[rigid bone]

[gaunt holly]

Discord modding is unironically the way to go. Getting paid to mod discord is meme worthy but is actually based lol

[paper ridge]

For 30 an hour ill do anything

[formal matrix]

i will go thru hell for 30 and hour

[pulsar bramble]

That's why I quit that company

(Well, that and my toxic boss)

[rigid bone]

tbf I do a lot more than Moderate the Discord

[paper ridge]

How do you even achieve that, these guys dont get paid and deal with mushy brain people

[gaunt holly]

Sure thing 😂👍

[mortal trench]

imagine getting paid for ignoring chat all day long

[little hawk]

Fax

[pulsar bramble]

Where do I apply? x3

[paper ridge]

30 an hour sounds like heaven

[rigid bone]

Discord on one monitor, typing out activity reports and compiling community activity/sentiment on one monitor, and HSR on the last one

[pulsar bramble]

I just have to imagine how a 60 year-old asked you to do Discord moderation like "Are you familiar with that one chat-software? It is called Discord and there are a lot of people texting each other"

[red jay]

4th monitor for family guy funny moments

[formal matrix]

TRUE

[little hawk]

How's the community sentiment

[paper ridge]

I can't imagine how sherpas feel teaching Tarkov to new players

Id just kill the new guy tbh

[rigid bone]

Honestly? My direct marketing lead is only a few years older than me but he's also a long time gaming vet and my main contact, the awesome HR lady, uses Discord herself

[rigid bone]

Fuck Tarkov, all my homies hate Tarkov

[I say as a ex-community team member]

[paper ridge]

Its a bunch of horses shit but i still play it

[pulsar bramble]

That sounds like heaven, tbh

[paper ridge]

You know that feeling when you're hungry as fuck but dont know what to make

[rigid bone]

Often.

[pulsar bramble]

y e s

[paper ridge]

I smacked my head on the roof standing up from the sofa literally right now

[pulsar bramble]

are you okay?-

[paper ridge]

Outside im calm inside i am furious at myself for letting that happen

[rigid bone]

Bagged instant rice, can of chicken, some red/white sauce

ezpz

[paper ridge]

Can of chicken

[little hawk]

Chicken of can

[paper ridge]

?

[rigid bone]

Yes?

[paper ridge]

What the fuck canned chicken

[rigid bone]

https://www.kroger.com/product/images/large/front/0005100018806

[little hawk]

We got canned bread

[rigid bone]

canned chicken

[paper ridge]

Euw

[pulsar bramble]

why is that a thing?

[rigid bone]

because it's quick and lasts forever

[paper ridge]

Probably ultra processed

[little hawk]

Probably

[formal matrix]

ration food

[paper ridge]

The European mind (me) cannot comprehend that

[little hawk]

Canned oyster tho ❤️

[paper ridge]

This ☝🏻

[red jay]

oi bruv you got a loiscense for that opinion?

[pulsar bramble]

Same here

[paper ridge]

How are Americans not dying is what i wanna know

[devout spruce]

does the unlock customisation mod on mod.io not work anymore

[paper ridge]

Europe isnt just England homes

[rigid bone]

Only certain brands are processed, usually store brand stuff. As long as you get Swanson, it's fine.

[pulsar bramble]

As a German, I have 27 licenses for precisely this opinion

[rigid bone]

It just ends up being more expensive

[devout spruce]

since when did europeans sound like that

[gaunt holly]

Why canned chicken when spam exists

[little hawk]

The moment they started talking

[rigid bone]

because I don't like spam

[paper ridge]

You guys know Americans run on the metric system you just don't know it

[devout spruce]

?

[gaunt holly]

[red jay]

please hold I'm making shitty 3d paint edits to slather "UK" across all of europe

[pulsar bramble]

Said the discord mod-

[paper ridge]

All ultra precise weighing scales are scaled using an ultra precise kilogram theres just a multiplier added onto it after

In America*

You guys are using the metric system with a multiplier

Not freedom units

[pulsar bramble]

Now you just gotta mention healthcare to fulfill the stereotype

[formal matrix]

europeans say this and bring up red 40 as if they didnt rebrand it and call it a day

yall eating the same slop as us😭😭

[paper ridge]

Oh yeah our healthcare isn't free we pay taxes and the money the hospital spends on us yearly is probably (is) alot less than the taxes we pay

[gaunt holly]

Unironically metric is better for gun stuff since we're here gaming

[formal matrix]

we get to blow stuff up awesome trade off i think

[rigid bone]

[paper ridge]

Yeah no you guys have way more additives and sweeteners in your food

[rigid bone]

You say that like we want it.

[paper ridge]

Alot of shops in Poland (🇵🇱🦅🦅) are local ones with locally sourced food

[paper ridge]

Fair enough lmao also that lockheed martin ad for the polish F-35 order is fucking 😩

May i post an Instagram link for the ad

[sour oar]

i dm it to u

[paper ridge]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_JdmOENDaa/?igsh=c3V5djRmZXI2dnJk is the insta link for the lockheed martin ad

[red jay]

hey it's our right as American's to have giant corporations lobby the government so they can keep poisoning us unimpeded

🫡 🇺🇸

[brave vault]

steam allows me to play ready or not as the supporteralpha-"version"? does that mean I bought the supporter edition of RoN and does this get me the DLC for free?

[rigid bone]

Like I can tell you for certain that working food retail at basically every level for 12 years, Americans complain about the shit in their food all the time

[rigid bone]

That does not, no.

[pliant briar]

they're in fact dying btw

[paper ridge]

Haven't seen it once tbh all ive seen is them make excuses for the MASSIVE portion sizes and.... Costco

[mortal trench]

I mean you do have quite some issues with unhealthy food and eating habits over there, I think they try to fix it that way

[pliant briar]

unironically? it's pretty obvious that it's better, the units aren't arbitrary

[paper ridge]

Thats one less nuclear superpower ig 😔

[pulsar bramble]

shoves glasses back up my nose
Aren't we all dying?

[rigid bone]

Portion sizes mainly come from a big leftover and sharing culture in the Americas

[formal matrix]

its all about making sure you check

[hollow mica]

The majority of stuff here has a metric equivalent on it. We also frequently just use metric in certain things. Like drinks. Drinks are liters unless theyre small enough to be measured in ounces

[formal matrix]

and counting your calories to stay on the good side

[paper ridge]

@pliant briar heard of this yet lol go down 5 messages

[rigid bone]

You're actually not supposed to eat the large portions in one sitting, unless it's the only thing you've eaten in a given day

[brave vault]

and calibres are also in meters

[paper ridge]

Ounces are possibly the stupidest measurement ive heard of

[hollow mica]

Join the club

[formal matrix]

brother you people invented the imperial system and didn’t make the swap to metric before the revolution

[hollow mica]

The US citizens I've met that prefer freedom units over metric are a tiny minority

[rugged gulch]

If you get a big portion your sure going to eat it , you don't surrender

[paper ridge]

Feet and lbs sure i can deal with it ya know .3 of a metre and .5 kilogram

[pliant briar]

yes, american units are based on the metric system

[formal matrix]

if the british were faster we couldve had metric before 1776

[mortal trench]

do not hate the peak raaaahhh 🇺🇸 🦅

[hollow mica]

We all fucking hate imperial. Inches suck, feet suck, yards are terrible

[formal matrix]

by the time the british were going to swap the colonies to metric the revolution already began

[mortal trench]

proof!!!

[paper ridge]

Sure wait

[rugged gulch]

I measure every thing in miles and pints only

[formal matrix]

thus. the british being lazy is why we have imperial

[pliant briar]

"feet suck", ummm...

[mortal trench]

[gaunt holly]

Yeah, but... Metric ain't freedom units 🦅🇺🇸

[pulsar bramble]

good, i wasn't the only one thinking that

[mortal trench]

raaahahh freedom units

[hollow mica]

Yeah wait till you find out about acres, furlongs, and chains

[rigid bone]

or buttes

[paper ridge]

Might take a bit longer holdon

[pulsar bramble]

wtf is a furlong?

[rugged gulch]

Chip butty

[hollow mica]

EXACTLY!

[mortal trench]

I was joking around

[brave vault]

The metre was originally defined in 1791 by the French National Assembly as one ten-millionth of the distance from the equator to the North Pole along a great circle, so the Earth's polar circumference is approximately 40000 km.

[brave vault]

funny enough, there was measurement error and thats why the earth circumference is actually a little bit more than 40000km

[hollow mica]

To actually answer your question:

A furlong is an eight of a mile (what the fuck????)

[pulsar bramble]

that's oddly specific

[pliant briar]

at least it's even

[rugged gulch]

You could learn to measure like lobster in taskmaster that guy seems smart

[pulsar bramble]

I just have to think of a long tail of a furry when I read furlong, ngl

[hollow mica]

A mile is, of course, 5,280 (I had to look this up), and each foot has 12 inches and inches are typically in 16ths, but can go as precise as 32 or even 64

Instead of Metric's 1 -> 100 -> 1000 system

[paper ridge]

Well too late https://youtu.be/pXoZQsZP2PY?si=Acv-YF_jGh2aW-WR around the beginning of the video in the first minute is the explanation

[hollow mica]

Dont even get me started on Fahrenheit as a scale

[pulsar bramble]

wait-
So are inches variable?

[mortal trench]

I'm scared of the url

[hollow mica]

"The measurements are whatever the fuck I want em to be" - The goober that invented this slop

[pulsar bramble]

yeah

[paper ridge]

Literally youtube but aight

[mortal trench]

erm thats a game

[brave vault]

there is the stigma of american people being uneducated but with a measuremt system as weird as that i honestly cant blame u guys for flunking in math

[hollow mica]

It's a book, actually 🤓

[hollow mica]

Fella I aced math

[pulsar bramble]

Ah yes, 'murica 🦅

[pliant briar]

metric is usually 1000^n

[hollow mica]

Math got way better once we just abandoned Imperial for everything that wasnt learning conversions

[pliant briar]

100 is only really used for centimeters tbh

[paper ridge]

Isnt a kilogram a litre of water which is also 10 cubic cm of water?

[hollow mica]

Yeah but it's way easier to remember 100 than 5,280

[brave vault]

we were allowed to use Classpads in exams and I installed smt on mine to create cheat sheets and I still failed

[hollow mica]

Or, rather, one inch and 4/16ths

[rugged gulch]

Should just guestimate measurements make it more fun

[hollow mica]

Honestly

It'd probably come out to the same result.

In fact, most people I see doing anything you'd want to measure in the real world just eyeball that shit

[paper ridge]

Are you still scared of it or actually watched it

[hollow mica]

We only know Imperial so we can disobey speed limits

[mortal trench]

what if evil rickroll :(

[brave vault]

whats an evil rickroll?

[hollow mica]

If you turn off your screen and sound, you cannot be rickrolled

Follow me for more pro tips 😎

[brave vault]

does he sing Always gonna give u up?

[rugged gulch]

Or just like rick roll and you win

[pulsar bramble]

You can, it's just more complicated. You could hire someone to break in and rickroll

[paper ridge]

A rickroll URL starts with a Q or P (not p) after the youtu.be

[brave vault]

whats u guys´ opinion on Germany?

[pliant briar]

aren't youtu.be links personalized?

[rugged gulch]

Are you alright? Sounds like it happens a lot too you

[hollow mica]

It's a country that exists, I guess? Although I'm a bit salty about em turning off their nuclear reactors

[brave vault]

yeah that was a dumb fucking move

[modest fern]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-you-dare-dont-dont-do-it-the-office-michael-scott-gif-14178027

[mortal trench]

disgust

[rugged gulch]

🦃

[brave vault]

from the food, the people, or what?

[rugged gulch]

The language

[pulsar bramble]

Language doesn't have gender-neutral pronouns, so literally communicating just sucks for me

[paper ridge]

No this link is never gonna give you up ripped STRAIGHT from YouTube https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=AbZQUbPrKLAPar2o
And i was also completely wrong, it's a d, but the Q was in there

[mortal trench]

would go too deep into politics

[pliant briar]

i really wonder how long they are going to keep with their love for paper

[hollow mica]

Lamow

[paper ridge]

I "memorised" it completely wrong a couple years ago

[pulsar bramble]

I feel that

[brave vault]

its not that they love it but rather that they still consider printers brand new

[paper ridge]

Never been but cool

[hollow mica]

That's why I gave the most surface level answer.

[rugged gulch]

So no one talks about any country here because of politics?

[pliant briar]

nothing will ever force me to print anything

[hollow mica]

Well, we can hate on California

[paper ridge]

Eh

[mortal trench]

I'll force you to print a gazillion euros for me

[paper ridge]

US and UK slander is common

[pliant briar]

...unless i'm getting a lot of money in return hehe

[mortal trench]

printing money :)

[paper ridge]

Germany after WW1:

[brave vault]

what no i dont talk about countries because i dont know any other than germany, america and estonia

[pliant briar]

nuh uh, france is THE universally hated country

[pulsar bramble]

Actually, setting up printers with linux is quite easy most of the time

[paper ridge]

I think it was after WW1 my memory is dogshit

[lilac vale]

Ummmm Akshually that money will be worthless because printing more money doesn’t solve the issue. It causes something called Inflation🤓

[mortal trench]

until you're running out of ink

[pliant briar]

i neither have a printer nor a space for it

[paper ridge]

Its either the Americans or Brits man never french

[brave vault]

nahh bro trust me finance can be solved with printing more money and traffic can be solved with building more and bigger lanes

[rugged gulch]

It's always french

[hollow mica]

I have no issue with France or its people. I just dont know a whole lot about those fellas. Now the French language? God awful. Hated that shit.

[paper ridge]

Solve inflation by robbing people and burning their money

[pulsar bramble]

Fair point
But I've run out of ink maybe once in my life lmao

[rugged gulch]

Then french Canadians

[hollow mica]

Trying to learn French had me come to the realization that a lot of the complaints people have about English stem from French

[pliant briar]

inflation is the solution btw

[paper ridge]

Dish called "Brioche de patata" or thats how its said 😭😭

[pulsar bramble]

I almost failed French back in school lmao

[paper ridge]

Or snails... Yikes

[brave vault]

well french is well known for losing

[hollow mica]

3 snails and 5 (hundred) cigarettes, please

[brave vault]

me wheni get paid biweekly

[paper ridge]

5 hundred cigarettes, and 5 hundred more cigarettes please

[hollow mica]

Chainsmoke all of em on your lunch

[mortal trench]

my brain is genuinely fried

[paper ridge]

(🤓 akshually in the movie the number of ciggies was 460 (+/-) 20)

[brave vault]

pyrocinical moment?

[rugged gulch]

I don't see french nationals in sports either

[pliant briar]

why do people even smoke, what are the pros?

[gusty stump]

None, but you want always more.

[brave vault]

u look cool af

[hollow mica]

Literally nothing

[pulsar bramble]

Very temporary relaxation

[paper ridge]

You see a guy fit 100 penjamins in a pool noodle and hit a blinker on em all 😭😭😭

[pulsar bramble]

Some do it to cope with depression

[hollow mica]

What the fuck is that sentence

[paper ridge]

Brother was definitely in Andromeda thinking "damn"

[pliant briar]

isn't it a side effect of being addicted?

[mortal trench]

what the skibidi

[paper ridge]

Which

[hollow mica]

Yours, goofy

[rugged gulch]

Why eat fast food what's the pros

[pulsar bramble]

y u p

[hollow mica]

Literally none. My bitchass cooks and eats at home

[paper ridge]

Its true some guy fitted 100 THC carts (penjamins) in a. Pool noodle

[brave vault]

its fast and if youre lucky u get to witness a fistfight in the establishment

[mortal trench]

it's "fast"

[hollow mica]

Too poor to afford the 13 dollar subway sandwich 😭

[paper ridge]

Fast food once a month is a fair thing

[rugged gulch]

It's not fast in UK or cheap better going to somewhere nice

[pulsar bramble]

oh god...
I hear Susanne Daubner saying "skibidy" and now I have something to tell my therapist

(To the people who don't get it, it's a German insider)

[pliant briar]

so are you saying people just start, see no benefits, end up addicted and be like "i guess im gonna smoke till i die"? makes sense

[paper ridge]

Not talking only mcdonalds and chains like that

[hollow mica]

Yeah I have pizza like once every other month. That's about it, really

[brave vault]

what do u guys consider fast food? only mcdonals and burger king, or every food joint like subways, wendys, etc?

[paper ridge]

Thats the way

[pliant briar]

huel?

[pulsar bramble]

Pretty much, yeah
Because Nicotine is addictive af and until they realise it's a bad idea, it's too late to stop

[paper ridge]

Any massive franchise, including starbucks. Fuck Starbucks and it's £7 drinks

[rugged gulch]

Every thing in moderation is good food wise just don't be a idiot

[paper ridge]

2 weeks off 🦅🦅

[hollow mica]

The amount of nicotine in a ciggie is also such a low amount that the pros of nicotine just dont really happen until you get that dependency

[pulsar bramble]

Good job :3
I'm glad I never started to begin with

[brave vault]

when she said sus i got to hard i ripped a hole through my panta

[paper ridge]

No longer vaping and is it going well nope lmao

[mortal trench]

congrats ^-^

[pliant briar]

good advice, gonna drink a safe amount of washing capsules (finally)

[hollow mica]

And then the amount of nicotine in a vape is just life-shortening by a much larger margin

[hollow mica]

Keep on truckin, fella

[rugged gulch]

You consider that food?

[pulsar bramble]

lmaooo

[paper ridge]

I want to try some funny smelling thing one day, like dish soap before i die or something

[brave vault]

vapes are better than cigs but the healthiest thing would be nicotine chewing gum. it tastes god awful tho and is only used by people trying to quit smoking

[paper ridge]

Or guzzle a bunch of that liquid that makes your clothes smell in the washing machine on my death bed

[rugged gulch]

You said you vape surely that's a fairy washing up liquid one

[paper ridge]

Nicotine is still awful, dick deficiency isnt good and high blood pressure doesn't sound good

[paper ridge]

It tastes nice though (im killing myself each time i hit that shit)

[pliant briar]

i mean usually food gives you nutrients, but yet some don't and they're still called food, so why not?

[brave vault]

yeah of course nicotine is bad, i jsut mean that if youre already a smoker, u should switch to vapes or to nicotine u ingest without nedding to smoke it

[rugged gulch]

How are vapes better than cigs at least people know what cigs are made of and do wtf is blue waffle ice cream vape how the is that made

[paper ridge]

Blue razz gummy bear 😭😭

[mortal trench]

you'll sadly destroy your gum very effectively that way

[native kelp]

Hello

[pulsar bramble]

True

[rugged gulch]

Isn't it proven nicotine is good for you , it's the inhaling that's bad ?

[pliant briar]

do they?

[hollow mica]

Vapes tend to be worse. I think it depends on the manufacturer, but vapes often have a stupid high amount of nicotine in em. Of course, you're dodging the cancerous shit in a cigarette, but the amounts of nicotine that come in some vapes is a real problem

[mortal trench]

I think patches are more helpful in trying to get off

[paper ridge]

Juicy peach vape flavour is SUUUUREELLYYY made from a juicy peach right????

[mortal trench]

it's toxic

[pulsar bramble]

Well that would be news to me-
Do you have a source?

[mortal trench]

even in tiny doses, just like alcohol is

[paper ridge]

No the fuck its not 💀💀

[pulsar bramble]

Yup

[pliant briar]

i'd like 1 million beers please

[rugged gulch]

Your body gets rid of alcohol like a poison not nicotine

[native kelp]

Women ? 😵

[hollow mica]

The thought of alcohol makes me a little dizzy

[native kelp]

Im dead

[paper ridge]

Nicotine increases blood pressure, dick deficiency over long periods, makes you worse at managing stress etc

[pliant briar]

rip

[hollow mica]

Hope you get better, man

[pulsar bramble]

How exactly?
Do you mean that Nicotine just stays in the body?

[pliant briar]

2 painkillers a day

[paper ridge]

(it doesn't)

[pulsar bramble]

Sadly, I died... BUT I LIVED

[brave vault]

are u max payne?

[pliant briar]

mercury smh

[hollow mica]

Mmmmmmmmm! Mercury!!

Yum! 😋

[red jay]

all you clueless idiots talking about vapes like first of all it’s not smoke it’s like some other shit, plus scientist don’t even know the ramifications of it’s hazards yet. mf hoe

[mortal trench]

you have a filter syster called kidneys and liver and they have to work for both drugs which is damaging

[paper ridge]

I love guzzling funny liquids that turn into solids just below room temperature 🔥

[brave vault]

i love u for using that meme

[red jay]

[paper ridge]

Yeah... Nicotine is the main subject, vapes are bad and contain lead and polonium in some vapes such as R&M vapes (Rick and Morty vapes)

[brave vault]

fun fact in a 2019 study the stool of over a thousand people was tested and every single one had microplastics in them

[rugged gulch]

I've never seen someone need a liver transplant for nicotine

[hollow mica]

Plastic in my blood, right next to the remains of dead stars.

Perfect.

[paper ridge]

And it is smoke... You can see the smoke physically. It contains chemicals sure but its still smoke

[brave vault]

another study tested for microplaystic concentrations in different body parts. 196 people were tested, ranging from newborns to 79 year olds, and here also every single one had microplastics present in them

[median zinc]

Friend was having frame rate issues and I was trying to troubleshoot it, then he told me he still used a R5 1600 and a 1060 💀

[rugged gulch]

Americans drink the chlorine chicken to get rid of the micro plastics no ?

[pliant briar]

it's also remains of other people

[paper ridge]

Yet there was a 16 year old in England that nearly died from vaping 🥴

[pulsar bramble]

Aaaaaaaand what exactly makes you think that Nicotine isn't damaging?

[mortal trench]

because nicotine gets filtered out by the kidneys

[pulsar bramble]

Also that, yeah

[brave vault]

the only organ with next to no microplastics was the kidney, and yes, there was microplsatics found in the bloodstream, the lungs, and even the brain

[rugged gulch]

But I'm on about nicotine, like if there was a safe way too take it , is it even bad

[paper ridge]

And testicles

[hollow mica]

Indeed. I carry the remains of some clown in my body, as well as the legacies of stars

If the fact that their's star dust in your veins isnt the coolest shit ever, idk what is

[brave vault]

well yeah of course how do u think the little lego men are made?

[red jay]

erm, starfield reference??? are u a starboned?????

[mortal trench]

I mean it also triggers your liver, but not that much like alc

[paper ridge]

It is bad as i already mentioned known fucking effects of it. Ill say it for the third time... HIGH blood pressure, DICK deficiency, and WORSE stress management

[pliant briar]

how bad are my microplastic levels if i happen to eat plastic?

[paper ridge]

What 😭

[red jay]

anyone with high blood pressure or stress problems should just smoke some nic and chill out

ez

[pulsar bramble]

Every drug is damaging (not talking about meds)

[rugged gulch]

And if they can make magical flavours in vapes id probably assume I could die from it

[paper ridge]

That doesn't help in the long run its only temporary

[pulsar bramble]

yup

[paper ridge]

(my dad that smokes with high blood pressure refusing to stop smoking"

[brave vault]

i was a smoker and the blood pressure thing was an issue no matter if i smoked or chewed or put it in my gums

[hollow mica]

Nicotine increases the likelihood of heart attacks via hardening of blood vessels, alongside the other listed stuff (blood pressure, stress management). Even in small doses, it's a dangerous substance. You just shouldnt be ingesting nicotine in any way

[paper ridge]

Because nicotine

[hollow mica]

What about that is a Starfield reference? I never played it

[red jay]

but how else am I supposed to get mango flavor in my life? they don't just like grow on trees or some shit

[pulsar bramble]

I currently work in a hospital (as a voluntary service) and I see people after a lung-carcinoma smoking...

[brave vault]

yes if you smoked since youth and stopped when u turn 30, you unironically gain around 20 more years to your lifespan

[rugged gulch]

I've smoked and 90/60 blood pressure I'm legit just a zombie same with alcohol

[hollow mica]

Popsicles, my child

Mango popsicle

[fallow mica]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-what-the-hell-are-yall-talking-about-reno911-s1e11-i-have-no-idea-what-are-you-all-saying-i-didnt-get-your-point-gif-23579360

[paper ridge]

Oh and that, smoking weakens walls of the Coronary arteries and just any blood vessel, the walls rupture after some time and yada yada lymphocytes phagocytes and you have a yellow lump in your Coronary artery or about to lodge in your brain

[pliant briar]

aren't these numbers low?

[rugged gulch]

It's like people who don't like orange bits in their orange juice, you don't like the fruit in Ur drink

[paper ridge]

Never heard of a fucking Blue Razz Gummy Bear Popsicle have i 😡

[pliant briar]

or tomatoes

[hollow mica]

3 fuckin pings damn I'm popular

[paper ridge]

Yeah pretty sure

[mortal trench]

they feel weird

[rugged gulch]

It's like the lowest safe number because I was paranoid I was dead because of Google just genetically built to survive

[brave vault]

i once met a patient wo had his tongue (i think?) removed cuz he got cancer due to smoking. he now has to breathe via a hole in his throat. i helped him walk outside since he wanted fresh air, and can u guys guess what he did the moment i turned my back to him?

[rugged gulch]

Could you eat a orange , what's the difference drinking it with bits

[pliant briar]

i dislike oranges in general for some reason

[paper ridge]

My grandad had to quit smoking because his lung collapsed and partially (idk if same one or second one) filled with liquid, he only has one lung

[brave vault]

did he quit?

[paper ridge]

One (total) functioning lung*

[mortal trench]

the difference is that the bits feel and taste odd to me, I could eat an orange yeah

you know it's like people who like ketchup, but not raw tomatos

[rugged gulch]

And some people smoke and their 100+ years old just need more rng in your life

[paper ridge]

Yeah before i was born but i remembered him smoking... Asked dad about it and it turned out he just smoked weed for a decade or two after quitting nicotine and shit

[pliant briar]

couldn't you filter the bits with your teeth?

[red jay]

anyone who would chomp down on a whole tomato needs to be put on a list

[rugged gulch]

But ketchup is %50 sugar raw tomatoes isn't lol

[paper ridge]

My grandad is nearly 80 and going and dad smoked for 20-30 years and still going, quit 10 years ago started vaping 2 years ago again

[gusty stump]

Cherry tomatoes?

[brave vault]

raw tomatoes are 100% percent tomatoe tho

[pliant briar]

what?

[mortal trench]

both are made of tomatos

[paper ridge]

Used to do that when i was like 10 lmaooo

[hollow mica]

Feeling small solids (like OJ pulp) in my drink makes me think I'm drinking bugs

[pliant briar]

what about eating a whole bread?

[hollow mica]

I can just tough it out and finish the drink though

[mortal trench]

bread ^-^

[red jay]

good thing that it doesn't matter, they're already under your skin there's bugs in your skin

[brave vault]

against all odds, u turned out pretty alright and im glad for u

[paper ridge]

Once found a whole ass cockroach in my cinnamon toast crunch, didnt eat cereal for a few years, amyway gonna pour some more rn

[rugged gulch]

Yeah but one has added shit too it lots of sugar, pure oj is orange only

[paper ridge]

You're wrong im quite the twat

[brave vault]

explain

[paper ridge]

Im a nob

[hollow mica]

Yeah I found a dead roach in my cereal bowl once. Right as I was about to drink the milk. That's about when I developed the "there's bugs in my drink" paranoia

[brave vault]

u only raise more questions in me

[rugged gulch]

Have you ever ate bugs how you know that feeling

[hollow mica]

I also habitually seal everything extremely well cause of it

[red jay]

a whole bread? are they deranged? god will punish us

[paper ridge]

Dude i ate one ctc piece and realised there was a line on it before ingesting it... COCKROACH LEG

[hollow mica]

What kind of bread?

[paper ridge]

Imagine a person had a doorknob as a brain

[pliant briar]

the ends of a bread are the best ngl

[paper ridge]

How about go fuck yourself

[brave vault]

well youre talking to one right now

[rugged gulch]

The crust

[paper ridge]

Likewise

[mortal trench]

I'd devour a freshly baked bread just as is

[brave vault]

the smell of fresh bread is the best part

[paper ridge]

Yeah mate crust is ONLY on the ends

[pliant briar]

definitely not the toast one

[paper ridge]

Fresh sourdough bread 😩 holy fuck

[hollow mica]

If it were garlic bread, I'd be on that shit like white on rice

[rugged gulch]

Like isn't bread bad for you , theirs hardly any nutritional values in it

[mortal trench]

huuuuuh

[paper ridge]

Only ultra processed toast bread or white one is

[hollow mica]

If we're talking typical sandwich bread, I dont eat the bread alone

[paper ridge]

Brown bread is 100% fine and even healthy

[brave vault]

nah man i must be a baker the way i just cant stop making bread 🤑

[hollow mica]

The massive amounts of grains and carbs:

[rugged gulch]

But out of everything a human can eat that's good then bread is probably near the bottom no?

[mortal trench]

carbohydrates are literally the healthiest sugars you could eat

[paper ridge]

I gotta be the baker in London in 1666 the way i be burning my bread

[pliant briar]

there are, and you aren't eating only a bread for the entire day

[paper ridge]

Nah id put concrete at the bottom

[tame hatch]

Wich one is a good site to find mods for RoN?

[paper ridge]

Nexus duh

[brave vault]

yeah what are u, a duck?

[paper ridge]

Yeah and fucking what

[rugged gulch]

But you can get carbs in healthier ways other than bread

[runic aspen]

might be the wrong place but ive got the Corrupt data issue when booting up the game? can anyone help

[brave vault]

the mod menu in the main menu

[pliant briar]

remove mods

[paper ridge]

Oh my fucking god dawg 😭

[runic aspen]

where is the mod folder?

[pliant briar]

don't ever do that

[paper ridge]

There is no "healthy" way

Fat is healthy by the way!

[rugged gulch]

Wdym a potato is healthier than bread no ?

[brave vault]

nothing, i love ducks, they are cute and pure and deserve to be the next sentient animal once we humans destroy ourselves

[paper ridge]

No they're equal if bread isnt processed

[mortal trench]

they all come from plants so

[runic aspen]

ive got 0 installed mods and cant boot. already re installed it. do you know what the mod folder is called when installed?

[paper ridge]

If you have slug or snail problem in your garden get 2 ducks, free snail extermination and entertainment

[brave vault]

rycin does too

[paper ridge]

Well raw almonds do too

[mortal trench]

what has that to do with carboyhdrates

[pliant briar]

surely if i don't eat fats i won't get fat, right?

[pulsar bramble]

Have you installed it via steam?

[brave vault]

nah i have snails as pet. homeless snails tho are fair game

[rugged gulch]

A lot of things comes from plants doesn't mean it's good

[lilac vale]

Idk

[paper ridge]

Suuuureeellyyy

[runic aspen]

yes

[light gazelle]

is it a warcrime if i shoot a unarmed civillian with a shotgun in the game

[mortal trench]

that isn't what I said tho

[pulsar bramble]

Steam can check for corrupted game files, have you done that?

[runic aspen]

yeah still got the issue

[brave vault]

only if your bodycam is turned on

[light gazelle]

ahhh ok

[pulsar bramble]

Also, which OS are you using?

[lilac vale]

Slayyyyyyy

[paper ridge]

"they all come from plants" doesn't mean it's healthy

[runic aspen]

windows 11

[mortal trench]

but I didn't say that :(

[paper ridge]

Whatd you say and whatd you mean

[lilac vale]

Or did you???????

[paper ridge]

Gotta be more clear and direct homes

[mortal trench]

I said carbohydrates come from plants at the end, if it's your bread or a damn potato ^-^

[gusty stump]

Rye bread, which is very hard to bite, is the best of all.

[mortal trench]

one is just more processed than the other and therefore easier and quicker to digest

[pliant briar]

is it (hard to bite)?

[rugged gulch]

Surely theirs man made carbs in America by now

[pulsar bramble]

Okayyy, then I'm out of the game, sorry about that

[runic aspen]

nw ty tho

[pulsar bramble]

Maybe #💻tech-support ?

[gusty stump]

Especially the kind, that you need to bite hard.

[paper ridge]

But isnt necessarily healthier or better

[lilac vale]

wtf is going on in here, argument about carbs. @rigid bone we are being very good

[hollow mica]

Not to be a nerd, but arguing over food like this kind of invalidates the various nutrients each thing provides. Sure, potatoes provide similar things to bread, but they only have a minor overlap. Variety and moderation are generally going to be enough for anyone who doesnt have medical issues or isnt sticking to a diet

[lilac vale]

And how it’s prepared

[rugged gulch]

So it's not healthy bread if you have no teeth

[mortal trench]

usually unprocessed carbohydrates are actually healthier

[brave vault]

is gingerbread made from people like ed sheeran?

[pliant briar]

you can always blend a bread tbh

[pulsar bramble]

or soak it in water-

[pliant briar]

that's disgusting

[pulsar bramble]

yeah

[pliant briar]

it has to be somewhat crunchy

[gusty stump]

[rich tendon]

peru

[paper ridge]

^ also wording, most things are not healthy or good, any fat is bad unless you think of it as it insulating your organs, carbs are bad unless you think of it as slow release energy

[pulsar bramble]

Fair, fair

[mortal trench]

saying that bread has no nutritional value is actually odd considering the history around bread and it's nutritional value

[paper ridge]

Sourdough bread with tomato chorizo and red pepper soup 🥴

[pliant briar]

what?

[rich tendon]

i lovr bread….

[pulsar bramble]

Sameeee

[brave vault]

my favorite kind of bread is the kind that ducks would eat right out of my hand. half the time they bite my hand while trying to grab the bread chunks but it so unbelievable cute

[mortal trench]

should I bake you some ^-^

[paper ridge]

Might slip up bc im tired as fuck but basically nothing is good unless in moderation, your goal and wording

[rich tendon]

yes please

[mortal trench]

omg thats so cute

[hollow mica]

This discussion about food is not helping me supress the hunger pangs

[rich tendon]

counterpoint, money

[hollow mica]

Yo ho, yo ho, a ramen diet for me

[rich tendon]

boom

[paper ridge]

What

[rich tendon]

money

[pulsar bramble]

May I have some too? 👉 👈

[paper ridge]

Moolah

[runic aspen]

can you use mods or does it always corrupt the game?

[rich tendon]

you can

[mortal trench]

sure ^-^

[hollow mica]

Mods are fine, just make sure theyre updated for the latest version of the game

[paper ridge]

Depends if the mods out of date or not, or if its overlapping with another mod or not

[pulsar bramble]

yay :3

[pliant briar]

fats don't "insulate your organs" and carbs are usually quick release energy (proteins would be the one with slow release)

[hollow mica]

Zamn are you offering bread?

[brave vault]

once u install mods its a real pain in the ass to delete them completely but u should still do it since a lot of SWAT 4 maps are modded into RoN

[paper ridge]

Simple sugar is quick release complex is slow release (carbs)

[mortal trench]

I should open a bakery lmao

[pliant briar]

if all mods corrupted the game, there would be no mods, don't you think?

[pulsar bramble]

omg yes

[hollow mica]

Whatre you selling in this bakery?

[rugged gulch]

But you can live healthy without carbs right ?

[mortal trench]

bread

[runic aspen]

seems like the devs are shit at making it compatiable so yeah

[brave vault]

my favorite bakery is def Troy Baker

[hollow mica]

Bread of various shapes?

[paper ridge]

And fats do insulate them, if you had no fat then its harder to keep body temperature and hell even impacts are absorbed better if you're hyper fat

[pliant briar]

would be extremely hard to pull off

[hollow mica]

I'm so mad that I dont have react perms, so I have to reply to everything via text

" 💀 "

[pliant briar]

fats you eat =/= fat in your body

[paper ridge]

Please correct me if im wrong this is all knowledge i was taught a few years ago in secondary so if im wrong then ignore it

[brave vault]

also fat people generally appear to be more likable but thats probably cuz they arent perceived as much a threat as fit people

[hollow mica]

I believe you are in the process of being corrected

[rugged gulch]

So how much lard would benefit me a teaspoon, table spoon?

[paper ridge]

Where does it go then

[opal dagger]

Yeah

[hollow mica]

My dumptruck ass

[indigo slate]

can confirm as I remember fighting a fat ass back in school and the mfer never actually flinched from pain or anything

metal gear rising irl lmfao

[paper ridge]

You burn fat and eat fat you cant magically lose it

[rugged gulch]

You can lose fat , if you can't find it

[brave vault]

also lower point of gravity and fat people cant feel anxious about dick size since they cant see theirs

[pliant briar]

the same thing as with other nutrients, maintaining your entire existence and if there's excess, it's stored as a fat

[paper ridge]

Honestly laws of thermodynamics dont apply to me

[mortal trench]

visceral fat is the fat accumulated around your organs, so they kinda do surround them

[paper ridge]

Been eating chocolate everyday and losing weight bruh

[hollow mica]

I store it in my thighs 💪

[pliant briar]

sure, but we're talking about fats as nutrients

[brave vault]

probably your teeth becoming hollow

[paper ridge]

Yeah

[rugged gulch]

You can eat anything and lose weight? Just eat less calories than you burn

[mortal trench]

well yeah those are different

[paper ridge]

My teeth are in perfect condition

[brave vault]

mine arent

[hollow mica]

Me when fat (nutrient) and fat (body shenanigans) are different

[paper ridge]

I mean im not trying to gain weight so i guess good for me lmao

[rugged gulch]

But you can eat eat 1500 calories of cake and lose weight if that's all you eat

[brave vault]

facts

[paper ridge]

No i eat alot

[pliant briar]

people when they learn losing actual weight is all up to your calorie deficit

[paper ridge]

Today probably ingested 2500 calories on sugar alone lmao

[hollow mica]

God, that sounds nauseating

[paper ridge]

Not to mention my two meals and fuck ton of grapes i had

[brave vault]

were any of them were subjected to surgery?

[mortal trench]

literally me

[paper ridge]

They did surgery on a grape???

Had two milka hazelnut chocolate bars, two snicker bars, that's 2500 alone

[hollow mica]

How do you not know about the grape surgery? Very big news!!

[rugged gulch]

Dark chocolate is good for you too , so you could eat that everyday

[paper ridge]

In moderation

[rugged gulch]

Depends what you mean by moderation eating chocolate everyday is probably better than crack in moderation

[warped coral]

Hi can someone help me please I’m looking for a UK police mod for ready or not but the one I download dont work does anyone have any suggestions or links?

[paper ridge]

Actually i shouldnt be eating this much sugar i dont want my arteries blocking

[rigid bone]

Never disappoint me General Chat, never disappoint me

[paper ridge]

K2 in moderation is way better than chocolate in moderation

[paper ridge]

Pretty sure i started the convos on the fats n shit and vaping and nicotine

Mosquitoes are pissing me off man let's exterminate them

[mortal trench]

chat is actually awesome today

[hollow mica]

It's cause I'm here 😎

[paper ridge]

Boutta eat a whole bowl of cinnamon toast crunch

[rugged gulch]

But I'm just saying choose your poison eating idk 300 calories of chocolate a day is probably healthier than %90 of Americans diets if you fill it out with good food

[brave vault]

speaking of big news. a lot of people in need of a new heart are dying while waiting to get one. this wont be a problem anymore tho since there recently was an artificial heart transplanted in a re4al human being, the battery of the heart has to be carried around like a backpack, but still, that thing can easily last 15 years in your body and when batteries become even smaller and more effefficient, its possible for the artificial heart to be a real alternative to a biological donor heart!

[pliant briar]

1700 kcal at best

[brave vault]

https://youtu.be/-DQD4TRRVKI?si=2d65VXUxjDg5Aa9Z

[paper ridge]

Dude one milka is 1000 kcal

[pliant briar]

what size?

[brave vault]

There literally was an artifartificial heart developed but people talk about Neuralink implanted into a human

[paper ridge]

Like regular idk

250g if id have to guess

[rugged gulch]

Surely you have to treat people differently with battery hearts surely their more robot than human then ? So you pay them less wages?

[paper ridge]

ITS 100*****

[pliant briar]

100g is 552 kcal

[paper ridge]

No way im that wrong

Okay i am i was thinking of the bigger bars

Well that's embarrassing but it is what it is

[pliant briar]

they have a disability so technically you should pay them more (at least that's what should happen in developed countries)

[rugged gulch]

Yeah but computers don't have disability rights would a part human part Robot

[hollow mica]

That's insanely fucking awesome if true. Although, I wonder why they use big ass backpacks instead of reusing the old pacemaker tech. For those who dont know, older models of pacemakers were powered with plutonium. Despite this, there were very few, if any, radiation complications. I wonder if that old tech could be repurposed and reimagined for the artificial hearts. Of course, plutonium isnt exactly a common metal but still

[hollow mica]

I cannot tell if you're being serious

[brave vault]

of course u treat them differently, they have superchargable hearts now, team fortress 2 was a accurate depiction of our world all along

[paper ridge]

He's fucking ragebaiting atp

Ignore him id say tbh

[pliant briar]

they would actually, they aren't suited for the way society works

kinda like autistics

[hollow mica]

Implying people with artificial organs are more robot than human is kinda wild, but I dont come to the Ready or Not Discord server for good and reasonable takes; today's conversation is an anomaly

[rugged gulch]

You're telling me a American cooperation won't take advantage like this? They have servers living on tips imagine if they become less human

[runic aspen]

so downloaded a gun mod but not in my loadouts? any idea