💬general-discussion

[loud siren]

Lots of them in California

[neat coral]

Same here

[neat coral]

My mom simply won’t let me go USA longer than 2 weeks. She is afraid I might die somewhere in US):

[stable silo]

lol tbf she’s probably just hit by certain. propaganda, i live in canada, but i’ve been all over the us, it’s a very safe country, with bad areas you just don’t go to. but it’s not like other countries don’t have bad areas you just don’t go to

[neat coral]

Yeah. I can only go for travel ):

Currently watching tons of police footage from USA LOL

[stable silo]

lol

[neat coral]

Cops are crazy. Looks like a fun job😂

It’s 3:17AM LOL

I still awake 😂😂😂

[neat lichen]

Love how pissy people get when the lobby host won't do Hokan / Hide and Seek. Like no, I'm not doing the literal hardest map in the game with pugs 10x in a row just because you want a completion.

[stable silo]

it’s literally not even that bad

[runic aspen]

red

[white pendant]

go to sleep?

[west lily]

One thing I really wish the game had, which is a huge element in the real world, is the ability to call someone out. A dialog options set for this where you have to pick the right words to say would be a nice touch. If someone runs down a hall and closes a door, the last thing you do is chase them. You try to talk them out. Also it should be less punishing for unjustified uof if you announce yourself. Announcing yourself multiple times in the house, and still being met by a gun should only be met with one response: shoot that guy.

[runic aspen]

.

[winter moat]

i dont have any mods installed

but still i cant join any mp servers.pak checksum thing

my friends also dont have any mods

[crisp cradle]

can we get this Watchmen guy who keeps a lobby open spouting off cultist shit 24/7 banned

[shadow shard]

RoN doesn't have a ban system.

[crisp cradle]

the devs cant go in a ban him somehow?

[shadow shard]

Ban on what basis? Steam account? VAC ban? Ban from RoN lobbies when the game has no lobby filters?

[stable silo]

or just shut down idle lobbies

with only one schizoid in them

[crisp cradle]

wasting server recourses

[shadow shard]

Really easy to circumvent idle checks.

[stable silo]

one of those nuts just started spamming me in dms

[shadow shard]

He's hosting it on his PC.

RoN is P2P. There are no dedicated servers.

[crisp cradle]

ban him for being fuckin annoying then idc. something.

[shadow shard]

I'm not asking about the reason, I'm asking about the way the ban is supposed to take effect.

[crisp cradle]

idk im not a game dev or anything. idk how this shit works

[shadow shard]

Because, again, RoN does not have a server browser or lobby filtering.

They will not be able to take action against him specifically on an exception-basis because they'll be stepping out of line with Steam ToS.

[red jay]

As long as the auto matchmaking remains, it is in Void's best interest to get rid of these people. They're harassing users in DMs as well

[shadow shard]

It's in VOID's best interest to implement a fucking server browser of some sort. Yet, here we are with underwhelming 1.0.

[red jay]

Surely soonTM

[shadow shard]

Hah. Indeed.

[neat lichen]

The community has been requesting it forever, but they won't take action on it.

[shadow shard]

They can't, not that they won't.

[neat lichen]

Okay, so you, as a dev, can explain the specific instances y'all have considered for dealing with this?

[red jay]

Are we assuming Void has no ability to moderate their own game? Like they literally don't have the tools?

Because that's ridiculous

[shadow shard]

I just proposed two ways to solve the issue at hand.

[neat lichen]

No no, I asked what the dev team are doing, since you're obviously privy to this

[brisk edge]

i need help, my friend is having issues with the game. We are playing normally and he just got kicked out of the lobby every 10-15 minutes when we start the map and it says to him that he lost the connection. Anyone knows the fix?

[neat lichen]

Yes, that's what they're assuming.

[shadow shard]

Lobbies are P2P. They don't control lobbies at all apart from having the game create one or put us into a random one.

[quick stone]

Even if you have checksum disabled it doesn't mean everyone else has.

[shadow shard]

As it stands, there's no system to control what lobby you get thrown into. Ignoring ping restrictions...

[severe tree]

officially signed up for gym bros

[red jay]

You don't think Void has the ability to ban specific steam accounts from matchmaking in their game?

[quick stone]

Sir this is the official RoN server. Good for you though

[neat lichen]

You realize there were modifications that enabled lobby browsing, right? Those lobbies do exist, can be searched, etc....

[shadow shard]

I think they can, but how do you maintain that list reliably?

[shadow shard]

Amazing, a mod changes the behavior of a game.

[red jay]

Maybe after 100+ reports we can 'consider' adding Watchmen to that list

[neat lichen]

Amazing, a mod enables a base function that hasn't been enabled for actual users, but still exsists in the game's code.

[shadow shard]

Good luck dealing with bot reports. 🙃

[red jay]

There is a difference between some kind of automated report system or spam, and literally being able to join this dude at any time and have tons of footage of him doing it

[undone sedge]

wait a server browser exists in the games code xd?

[neat lichen]

Would you like me to point you to the mod that enabled it?

[undone sedge]

sure man

[red jay]

He's literally notorious across Steam, Reddit, the Discords, like it's a well known enough issue. I'm sure we can manually tick this box

[shadow shard]

If it exists in the vanilla version, then I stand corrected. What suggests that in the first place, though? Mods can add their own behavior. :P

[undone sedge]

i get no games in my region

[neat lichen]

https://www.nexusmods.com/readyornot/mods/476

[undone sedge]

thanks !!

[shadow shard]

I mean, if you're going to have a report system, it will apply to everyone. And there needs to be an appropriate punishment system in the first place.

Automated or not, there's no feasible way to deal with such dickheads currently. Get VOID to put their money where their mouth is, I'll be more than happy. :P

[red jay]

So unless we have an entire extra system in place and set rules, it's not reasonable to Void to take handle specific exceptional cases?

[quick stone]

Wait so what's the problem. Can't you just leave the lobby? I mean I'm not trying to lick dev's boots, but playing this game with friends or joining one of the teams here is just superior to joining randoms.

[undone sedge]

if you leave and try to rejoin youll probably just go to the same lobby

[shadow shard]

If it's an online list, at that point you're already implementing a new feature altogether. If it's an offline list, it can be modified.

It is reasonable, but it's not a case where you can wrap up a solution with duct tape in 5 minutes.

[undone sedge]

thats what the issue at hand is it connects to the first lobby it can find and that lobby is the one with the guy

[neat lichen]

Have a good day y'all. This dicsussion has reached new heights of stupidity.

[quick stone]

Still. Why are you even joining a random lobby? Joining a team in here is just straight up superior in every way.

[shadow shard]

I'm all for a proper lobby filtering system, but there's none right now, which is my entire point.

[red jay]

I ask again, you don't think Void has the ability to ban specific steam accounts from matchmaking in their game?

[undone sedge]

yeah fr

ur still playing with randoms either way so may as well play w some more experienced randoms xdxd

[shadow shard]

Currently? No, I don't think so.

In the future when they bother with a secure system to filter out lobbies? Yes.

[quick stone]

Exactly. I actually came to a point where it's not even necessarily randoms. Like you get to know people and join depending who's in the VC lol. You basically get a menu of what experience you want to have.

[shadow shard]

If you think I'm wrong and are willing to break it down for me, you're more than welcome.

[undone sedge]

fr

[shadow shard]

I reckon something would've been done by now if VOID could do it without an additional hassle. However, that's a mere speculation.

[quick stone]

Why wood you even play this game with randoms anyway

[undone sedge]

i dont have any friends to meet new people of course

[red jay]

needing to use 3rd party forums or whatever to matchmake in a multiplayer game is obnoxious

[shadow shard]

Because I don't always feel like waiting for people to respond to LFG messages and sometimes just want to run a coop mission or two.

[quick stone]

I wouldn't consider this server exact 3rd party tbh. I mean you're probably using Discord for comms anyway.

[red jay]

Or... hear me out... it's 2024 and we can use voip and expect basic matchmaking features?

[shadow shard]

It's still 3rd party in relation to the game.

[quick stone]

Idk at least in my experience there's very little waiting.

[quick stone]

Just saying. There's ways to get around it. And yeah like the other guy said, just host a lobby yourself. Not saying they shouldn't implement it, I'm just saying there's so many superior alternatives to it.

[shadow shard]

If you read the conversation you felt obligated to get involved with, you'll see that I'm not implying my personal experiences with such creatures in public lobbies. Thank you for the unprompted and irrelevant advice.

If everyone hosts their own lobbies, no one is going to join others. Hooray to a perpetual cycle of game development company incompetence forcing players to suffer. 🙃

[red jay]

"there's ways to get around it"

Why do you feel inclined to defend players having to take extra steps to simply matchmake into an experience without randomly being dropped into

modded lobbies
lobbies you literally are banned from
the same lobbies after literally leaving them 5 seconds ago

[shadow shard]

I'm sorry, I fail to see where you were asked for your opinion.

[red jay]

💀 lmao

[quick stone]

Because playing with randoms in this game is honestly painful if you're not lucky.

[undone sedge]

no i aint ready for that where did you pull that take from

[stable silo]

god you are so fucking stuck up and annoying

[red jay]

What does this have to do with basic matchmaking features being missing. Just because some people are weird, doesn't negate literally anything I said

[shadow shard]

An essay? I'd hardly consider that 1% of a half-assed news article.

[undone sedge]

not to be a dick but 🤓

[shadow shard]

Thanks, I'm aware. :P

[stable silo]

like your take was shit, but that response was equal

[red jay]

I have to be getting trolled we aren't actually arguing that it's okay if the matchmaking stays broken because "public lobbies are weird"

[quick stone]

Nothing. I said that I'm not trying to say the devs shouldn't take care of pubs, but I'm also saying pubs are the worst option you can take for co-op.

[undone sedge]

true but why remove pub lobbies

[neat lichen]

That's because your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad.

[undone sedge]

fr man

[stable silo]

lol

nvm i like this guy

[undone sedge]

u in the RoN discord expecting mfs to have friends cmon man !

[red jay]

Maybe pubs wouldn't be so fucking terrible if there was a server browser and people could add tags or descriptions or a title to their server so people know what the fuck is going on instead of blind matchmaking into every kind of modded or vanilla lobby possible

[shadow shard]

You feel the need to comment on something you didn't bother reading in the first place, according to your own words.

Regardless, if that's 20 paragraphs to you, I'll be even more happy if you stay quiet.

[stable silo]

i’d prefer no pubs to the current state with no browser

[red jay]

I'm almost there myself. But it's not reasonable to remove the feature at this point

[stable silo]

which is what i do rn, i just play with friends or alone

[quick stone]

You're arguing with someone that agrees with you bro. I'm just saying there's a million ways of getting around it that are also superior to what we have in the game rn..

[undone sedge]

i just tk the ai and play solo

[red jay]

Don't add the caveat at the end, we get it, you can circumvent the game. Adding the caveat makes it seems like you're being an apologist for the actual issues with the system

[shadow shard]

Trash tastes good when you know how to nitpick good points and blow them out of proportion. Marketing, in other words.

[quick stone]

I mean I just prefer what I'm doing right now to a server browser. So even if there was a server browser I'd still be joining teams in here (unless I get banned for some random bullshit)

[undone sedge]

true, i think void should host their own servers in the future so they can moderate it and maybe have a report system tbh
in conclusion volvo plz fix

[shadow shard]

I don't recall this being an active topic to this extent ever since the full release, so eh. Unless you feel like throwing me links where it was discussed in more depth. I enjoy reading conversations from the past.

You brought nothing useful to the conversation so far, and others are also discussing the same thing you are barking at me for. Use your brain please. Inconsistency in logic isn't that funny to watch now.

tldr I don't believe myself to need your permission to talk.

I mean, you're more than welcome to keep talking. I just made it clear that I don't feel like listening to it. :P

[red jay]

I'm glad that you can still get a premade multiplayer experience by preparing with people outside of the game. We are talking about the public matchmaking

[white pendant]

trepang2 goes like:
Dropkick while in Focus mode

• enemy "Ahhhhhhh"
  mans flying to another dimension.

IMAGINE

[red jay]

me when RoN battlepass doesn't include cat ear helmets

[undone sedge]

I LOVE SPAM REPORTING ‼️

[shadow shard]

Already making blind assumptions about someone from one conversation? Yeesh, talk about being useful.

[sweet tendon]

man das cwazy

[white pendant]

imagine ready or not with focus abilty, dropkick

[vagrant laurel]

RoNcord going great as always.

[sweet tendon]

me too

[undone sedge]

they should make a map where all the suspects are the monster thingys from trepang2

[white pendant]

idk why i wrote that 2.

[quick stone]

You call it resisting arrest, we call it a difficulty tweak

[undone sedge]

that would go so unbearably hard

[red jay]

we vibin 😎

I have no animosity towards anyone

[white pendant]

Cloaker..

RoN needs cloaker outfit, big facts. Payday 3 style cloaker ofc

[undone sedge]

when is the RoN battlepass coming?? so hyped for season 1

[runic pulsar]

🫃

[undone sedge]

We are done. Do not dm me, do not reply to me, and don't pregnant man react me.

[red jay]

🫃

[runic pulsar]

the fortnite dlc will go wild

[sweet tendon]

🫃

[runic pulsar]

🪦

[undone sedge]

please pleaspleas please PLEASE add fortnite default skin to the gamr

[runic pulsar]

i wouldnt be surprised if thats modded already

[stable silo]

ready or not fortnight skins?

[shadow shard]

I'm quite curious which ass cheek you used to connect that and reporting people on the first opportunity. Experience and time says otherwise, but you naturally me know better than I know myself, my message history, and my personality I've had for a long time. 😄

I very likely won't get a meaningful answer anyway, this is just clownery. Make a point that's worth listening to and I won't be so stuck up. <3

[stable silo]

giant multitool axe?????

[white pendant]

Ready Or Not x TREPANG²

[white pendant]

coming in 3038.

[shadow shard]

Unless talking shit is all you can do. It wouldn't surprise me.

[stable silo]

🥱🥱🥱😴😴😴

[shadow shard]

Did replying to that help you boost your ego?

[red jay]

Ready or Not x CALL OF DUTY x CSGO

CMON BABY GIVE ME THE MICROTRANSACTIONS AND LOOTBOXES

[sweet tendon]

microtransactions drive me insane

[stable silo]

no i still hate myself

[undone sedge]

I NEED TO HAVE AN MK18 TEMUKAU SKIN WORTH 200 DOLLARS

[vagrant laurel]

Nicki Minaj to TOC...

[shadow shard]

Give us Vanguard type of micro transactions. 😆

[sweet tendon]

dont mess with him hes diamond I

[undone sedge]

we NEED to have waifu gun skins in ready or not

[red jay]

Excuse me sir did you want to spend 5 dollars for balaclava (black) ?

Or perhaps balaclava (dark gray)?

Maybe... balaclava (ranger green) ?

[quick stone]

Mods

[late cypress]

alright alright guys drop it

[shadow shard]

I'm sure that a match in a videogame will win an argument about one party having a stick up her ass...

Again, use your brain. I don't have beef with you in terms of personality, only your failed attempts to look or sound smart. For now, at least.

[stable silo]

guys laugh at my friend he forgot to alt f4 and his ironman save got deleted

[quick stone]

As a suspect once said "ain't no way pig"

[vagrant laurel]

[red jay]

What about:

Backup Officer Call-In x10 ($1.99)

[late cypress]

as a suspect once said “aw shit they got the heavy stuff”

[stable silo]

smart

[sweet tendon]

i want a skin for my gun.

[undone sedge]

ok actually we need to have knife skins where if your knife has 1% more blue than normal its instantly worth 1 million quadrillion dollars

like in csgo

[sweet tendon]

DRAIN MY BANK ACCOUNT!!!!

[shadow shard]

The way I see it, it was aimed specifically at me. If you're going to make a public statement, I don't see the need to ping me in a reply and adding "it is not that deep bro".

[red jay]

We heard the recommendations from the community... and are proud to present:

MK18 Tan Furniture ($9.99)

[shadow shard]

The entire time you've been arguing with me? :P

[late cypress]

hai esmt :3

[undone sedge]

SA-58 Poo colored furniture ($30.00)

[late cypress]

can we have emotes like SQUAD

[undone sedge]

one tap a suspect breaking ROE and hit the griddy

[shadow shard]

"It's not that deep" is funny to you? Guess I shouldn't be surprised.

[red jay]

This is where the real money is

[white pendant]

Ready or Not x Genshin Impact.

[undone sedge]

void? are you taking notes? we need this

[quick stone]

"SIR GET DOWN SIR GET DOWN SIR GET DOWN SIR GET DOWN SIR GET DOWN!"

[undone sedge]

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

[shadow shard]

In any case, you now have an opinion of me and you can do whatever you want with it. Have fun.

[undone sedge]

🤓

[red jay]

I NEED to hit the griddy in front of the entire gangster organization I arrested and lined up nicely on the curb waiting for trailers

they would be so mad

[undone sedge]

arrested?

[red jay]

it's more insulting if they're alive to see it

[shadow shard]

Rather unserious than stupid. But oh well, you interpret things how you're used to interpreting them.

[late cypress]

i really want the drag bodies thing to be a feature

[undone sedge]

true true

[shadow shard]

Fortunately, I haven't had the time and opportunity to find out the stupidity scale.

[quick stone]

To drag your injured teammates to safety right? Right?

[late cypress]

yeah and also to drag dead enemies out the way

[red jay]

I'm going to pick up and yeet my friend off the nearest balcony

[shadow shard]

Oh yeah. Hi Luna!

[late cypress]

haii esmy :3 hru

[quick stone]

What do you mean by that? Just step on them.

[undone sedge]

i was thinking more taking the incapacitated suspects and throwing them in a ditch to never see the light of day again

[quick stone]

That's exactly why you don't play pubs

[late cypress]

no thats against ROE

[vagrant laurel]

"Judge, why are you dragging the suspect's corpse to that vaguely human-sized wardrobe?"

[sweet tendon]

do can entire cod takedown on them

[undone sedge]

how

[undone sedge]

they are dead how do you engage a dead corpse

[shadow shard]

Makes sense.

[red jay]

Voll goes in the concrete hole

[quick stone]

I would want to say something but the mods would give me the 4th and final warning for it because yes. Humor is against the rules apparently.

[sweet tendon]

they're the fun police?

[lucid agate]

Can they add another 556 ar kinda like the mk18 but without the front post sight

[undone sedge]

can they add a 50 cal to the game

[shadow shard]

Ehh. Up at 3 AM instead of going to sleep since I have work early tomorrow. Both good and fucked, basically.

What about you??

[undone sedge]

can can can they please please PLEASE add a barrett .50 cal to the game that would be wholesome 100

[shadow shard]

SWAT sim
50 cal

Might as well add napalm grenades and airstrikes.

[quick stone]

Why are you doing this to yourself?

[shadow shard]

Because life is fucking boring otherwise.

[red jay]

Bearcat turret when?

[quick stone]

Yes. Quite strict as well.

[shadow shard]

Once in a blue moon when they actually moderate the server outside of reports.

[sweet tendon]

call the boring police on them then

[undone sedge]

we need another 762 rifle

like the sa58 just gets so boring i need to one tap people with something else

[red jay]

If only we could use the
M14 sitting in the glass box
MK17 sitting literally on the armory wall

[runic aspen]

How do I get my weapon inclined ?

[quick stone]

They all gang up on me apparently. Like how tf is "saying weird stuff" supposed to be against the rules. Last time I checked it wasn't.

[runic aspen]

Like I aim with the side of it not directly the sight

[undone sedge]

on god

[late cypress]

rerrible

[undone sedge]

press o to point shoot

[vagrant laurel]

O or P I think? Changed my binds, forgot the default.

[shadow shard]

That's a funny warning... I thought I brought up to one of them how being vague with stuff helps no one.

Oh well, they'll never learn. Funny that the mod team is just as competent as the company.

[runic aspen]

Alr thx guys

[red jay]

I believe you're thinking of "canted aim" in the settings if you want to rebind it

[quick stone]

Ah yes, the famous police calibre. 7.62x51. Perfect for delicate cqb situations.

[red jay]

WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM WHAM

There, suspects are now all deaf

[undone sedge]

we alr got the sa58 so why not add another one

[shadow shard]

I'm sorry to hear that. How come? If you're willing to talk about it, of course.

[vagrant laurel]

Incredibly accurate unsuppressed SA-58 onomatopoeia.

[undone sedge]

wham wham is crazy fr 😭

[quick stone]

The thing is, I already got 3 cuz of shit like that. Next one and I'm out of here. Even mentioning Slovenian/Polish residents according to the internet is also enough for a warning apparently.

[red jay]

Guys why does the SA-58 sound like "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" after like the 3rd shot

[fair elk]

my tinnitus is back

[undone sedge]

it only sounds like that for me at the 5th shot maybe you have a skill issue or something

[red jay]

W H A T ?

[fair elk]

max volume SA-58 on speakers at 3AM challenge

[shadow shard]

Quite ironic that you and I are on the opposite ends of the warning list. 😂

[red jay]

mawp... mawp... mawp...

[undone sedge]

IT ONLY SOUNDS LIKE THAT FOR ME AT THE 5TH SHOT MAYBE YOU HAVE A SKILL ISSUE OR SOMETHING

[white pendant]

Chipi chipi Chapa chapa

[red jay]

How to summon RoN in real life:

[quick stone]

You can get away with anything can't you? I don't even know what I did to get on their bad side. Half the time I'm just answering people's questions and trying to be helpful. Like tf they got against me.

And the other half is talking about whatever this is

[formal root]

bro has opps in EVERY corner

[undone sedge]

the mods are his opps bro 😭

[vagrant laurel]

So that's what Michael Williams is doing at the start of 23 MB/s.

[quick stone]

I ain't even beefin with em. They're just on my ass bruh

[shadow shard]

Mostly a matter of just not sounding too much like a smartass even if you are one, plus having your gut tell you when you should just quiet down.

Or you're just unlucky with your timezone.

[quick stone]

Well I kinda am now cuz of these bullshit warnings that are gonna get me banned but yeah.

[red jay]

4th strike: calling previous warnings bullshit

[shadow shard]

[quick stone]

Not even remotely what I get warnings for bruh.

[shadow shard]

Reason: discussion of private matters in public.

[quick stone]

Knowing my luck they'll call it mod abuse or something

[undone sedge]

MODS... this guy said he doesnt agree with his warnings. ban his ass!

[red jay]

Like it or not.. you need people... people like ME

[undone sedge]

mods i dont like this dude ban his ass

[quick stone]

Tf I do to you

[undone sedge]

im jk...

[formal root]

hes joshing you bro

[undone sedge]

mods he didnt get my joke ban his a-

[quick stone]

Ik lol

[vagrant laurel]

You're fine, it's just the ass that needs banned.

[undone sedge]

mods this guy has a huge gyatt ban it

[shadow shard]

Probably just unlucky. I can have a read through the stuff at some point and give you my opinion from another perspective. Only if you want to, of course. It's hard to tell without seeing it firsthand.

I don't take you for that kind of a weirdo, personally, but I also can't disregard what could've been said, even if only allegedly.

[red jay]

You can get slapped for some pretty 'tame' jokes compared to internet commonplace

[quick stone]

I don't even wanna say anything about this subject cuz I could legitimately be banned for NSFW/suggestive comments. If I said what v1 said I'd already be outta here..

[sweet tendon]

what'd he say.

[shadow shard]

Eh. Definitely. I guess that's just what happens when you are taken for a community of immature adults.

[red jay]

But they have to curate is pretty tight because otherwise people will get really weird.

[shadow shard]

That too, honestly. Two sides of the same coin...

[red jay]

"tasteful edge" vs "innapropriate edge" a fine line

[undone sedge]

i remember one time i got banned from a server for just mentioning porn

[shadow shard]

Does smartass edge count?

I guess it depends on what you define as tasteful.

[quick stone]

The thing is, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. The person my joke landed on didn't even consider it being NSFW in any way imaginable, but if a mod sees it as such, it is such.

[red jay]

Being a smartass is a good way to get people to dislike you, but unless you were like flaming people in chat, I doubt anything would ever come of it

[vagrant laurel]

The kind of game this is drew a super unsavory crowd initially.

[waxen latch]

Its a public discord

Not a private chat

[red jay]

What?

[shadow shard]

No loss, then. :P

[undone sedge]

mods are westoids they dont get it

[vagrant laurel]

Are you being sarcastic or did what I say genuinely not make sense? :P

[quick stone]

Actually nah I'm out. Nevermind I said anything

[red jay]

Slovenia isn't real, stop making up places to try and make jokes

[shadow shard]

Tomboys are objectively better.

[undone sedge]

we all know the balkans arent a real place and its just a NATO psyop

[red jay]

I am curious how "spiritual SWAT successor" would draw 'the wrong crowd'

[quick stone]

Can confirm. I'm not real

[sweet tendon]

how

[undone sedge]

slovenia isnt even balkan its just eastern europe 💀 sorry guys i forgor my geography

[red jay]

[response redacted for saying the g word]

[quick stone]

Central*

[undone sedge]

i forgor my geography again mb guys

[shadow shard]

They can kick your ass if you're not behaving. That's more than enough for me.

[sweet tendon]

fair enough

[undone sedge]

i like my women like i like my COD, domination

[formal root]

if the mods dont care about this then I gotta know wtf stas was saying bro 💀

[red jay]

so many... so many slurs... (this is a joke)

[shadow shard]

And yes, my objectively funny joke that's not even true shall remain objective.

Femboys.

[quick stone]

I can tell you, but I ain't saying that shit here again. You'll see, it's literally nothing.

[formal root]

Well feel free to do so

[undone sedge]

hes european he said some WILD racist stuff this is a joke

[shadow shard]

Ehh. It's pretty tame in comparison to other stuff some people say, myself included.

Easy to think of how to phrase something that's on the edge if you've been on both sides.

[undone sedge]

watch him get banned for saying jannies and not moderators

[red jay]

oh god... im not young enough to know what jannies means... these kids and their lingo

[shadow shard]

Europeans are a slur of the world, it's nothing new. /s

[waxen latch]

Thats a ban for disrespecting mods 🤓

[undone sedge]

average internet jannie

[unkempt flume]

Any tips for a Two man carriers of the vine?

[waxen latch]

Carry it

[shadow shard]

Damn. Poor bastard, only witnessed 1 argument and already got the boot.

[formal root]

Hope for the best

[undone sedge]

gas

[unkempt flume]

None of them have gasmask right?

[undone sedge]

iunno

[red jay]

Door wedges, or else suspects can rotate around a LOT

[shadow shard]

None of them do.

[unkempt flume]

(We’re running lethals)

What doors should we wedge

[cedar sand]

hello everyone

[unkempt flume]

Also how do I make people surrender without alerting others? (Civilians)

[undone sedge]

holy shit low tier god

[waxen latch]

At least one

[fair elk]

i did this with another homie. My best tips is to clear the main house firstly and slowly make your way around. Clear from the left side first through that gardeny door from the main house and make your way through the garden then the basment, avoid the sniper tower as much as possible imo. Door wedges (block off past rooms to prevent flanks and to just close off previously cleared areas) and basically high-power rifles (literally any of them tbh) are solid weapon choices. A shotgun can also work here too. Bring utility like flashbangs and a mirrorgun to peak rooms too.

[shadow shard]

You can't. Gotta yell at them eventually.

[unkempt flume]

Ty

[fair elk]

literally impossible as yelling for compliance will alert nearby AI

actually meleeing them might work

[undone sedge]

kill them

[subtle forge]

Can I unlock clothing and customization stuff in practice mode?

[undone sedge]

yes

[quick stone]

Yes

[fair elk]

"We have rules outlined for a reason. Act within them!"

[unkempt flume]

Is the sniper tower a good place to capture and shoot the enemies from?

[shadow shard]

I doubt it. They won't give up unless you tell them to. That's most likely just gonna be unauthorized use of force.

[undone sedge]

🤓

[fair elk]

if they're resisting then melee is totally fine, overdoing it will get a penalty tho

[subtle forge]

Ok. So its essentially same as commander mode except the team are stone cold with no emotion?

[unkempt flume]

Yeah

[fair elk]

yes

[shadow shard]

Those vest and helmet ain't gonna do you any good against the powerful fists of a woman.

[undone sedge]

KILL ALL OF THEM KILL ALL OF THEM KILL ALL OF THEM

[shadow shard]

How the fuck are they gonna resist what you're not even doing in the first place? 🤣

[subtle forge]

Thank you very much. 🙏

[undone sedge]

sorry i mean yeah just punch them..

[fair elk]

o pause am dumb lmao, yea its impossible

[shadow shard]

[still lion]

i like how melee has a punishment but bean bagging the fuck outta someone doesnt

[shadow shard]

Ahh damn that was a good laugh.

[quick stone]

I mean yeah people hate when a cop gets physical with someone. Bean bags are much more news friendly.

[shadow shard]

Throwing hands is more aggressive than throwing beanbags at someone, let's be fair.

[still lion]

fax......

i wonder who else has the hermit achievement

[undone sedge]

hermit achievemnt?? whar???

[still lion]

where my iron man no lifers at 💔

[shadow shard]

Busy having no life probably.

[still lion]

complete ready or not iron man without losing officers

[still lion]

i got it within 12 hours 🥰

[undone sedge]

mb i got a life 💔

[still lion]

its ok i do too i took a beautiful free saturday to do it

[shadow shard]

Damn. That's a fucking achievement and a half. Good job bud.

[undone sedge]

in one day???

[still lion]

yeah after you find out some maps have certain specific spawns you kinda just flow through it

my only problems was carriers of the vine and hide and seek

those two are extremely tricky because the AI is still broken so i had to use like 10 gas grenades + a launcher

and i barely grazed by i was red in the blood meter

[polar breach]

There tech advisor needs to explain what would be realistic

I know I have!

[still lion]

ron isnt really realistic when you find out 100lb women with 15 pound battlerifles have 100% accuracy while strafing

and the fact that theyre somehow very proficient with said weapons

[polar breach]

I hate the whole stressed out thing. I@was on SWAT for 22 years and I was never stressed out lol

[still lion]

its a really simple system just run non lethal

[shadow shard]

Not sure why I'm surprised to see Chris in this Discord server, but I am.

[polar breach]

lol

[undone sedge]

out of pocket question but what is it like to get shot at

[still lion]

literally the way to finish commander or iron mode is run non lethal till youre in brisa cove then unless you have balls run it lethal then run the next mission non lethal and your officers will be content if everything goes well

[shadow shard]

To be fair, RoN is a very mixed bag between gameplay balance and realism.

[runic aspen]

Does anyone else have like ball cramps

[still lion]

the mental state system is so easily exploitable 😂

[undone sedge]

what the hell...

[polar breach]

It is so scary

[runic aspen]

Ok idk where to ask for advice

[undone sedge]

go to the doctor my guy

[runic aspen]

Im scared

[fair elk]

pause THE chris the cop is on the RON discord?

[polar breach]

Yes I am lol

[shadow shard]

Now that I think about it, I honestly find the concept itself of such a morale system quite ridiculous.

[runic aspen]

Like my balls feel like miniature black holes when i have cramps

[undone sedge]

idk what type of answer i was expecting tbh

[runic aspen]

And it sucks so bad

[undone sedge]

my GUY.... DOCTOR

[still lion]

it is awfully ridiculous im pretty sure swat officers dont get stressed out if they had to kill a bad guy; furthermore they dont get stressed over seeing literal cp trafficking rings

[shadow shard]

Oh hey I'm not the only one who's gonna be fangirling here now. 😂

[runic aspen]

Dang ima think about it

[still lion]

the enviromental story lines trigger at the worst times too

[undone sedge]

FYM THINK ABOUT IT GO TO THE DOCTOR

[still lion]

best example is in valley of the dolls

[runic aspen]

Its night rn

[fair elk]

if you meant programming wise ridiculously cool, I agree. If you meant that it's a bad system, I disagree. it's a pretty neat system that feels pretty essential in this kind of game imo. It is a big unhinged sometimes with making killer suspect AI sometimes, but past that I think it's way better than having cookie-clicker template AI reactions all the time

[undone sedge]

i rember when doctors used to work 24/7 did that stop out of nowhere

[still lion]

programming wise it is not cool, its such a simple system

[runic aspen]

Damn kinda

Doctors are clogged either way

[still lion]

the game just has to detect if anyone died at the end of the level depending on conditions like if it was a civilian or if it was a bad guy, it also depends on the score @fair elk

[shadow shard]

It's a very raw system, to put it really lightly.

I would've preferred a story mode with more focus on narration instead of an environment we don't really get to explore and a system where an officer with 10 years in the force gets haunted by every incap/dead suspect's soul right away.

[still lion]

getting A+ or A barely affects the mental state

[runic aspen]

But ima try tommorow thanks for the advice

[fair elk]

I meant suspect morale and not commander mode AI stress but ok captain

[still lion]

i totally agree with you; i would not call this a campaign but merely a level selector

[polar breach]

I would love to see a campaign

[still lion]

suspect morale is funky as hell right now too

[undone sedge]

true they shouldve made a COD style campaign lol

[still lion]

actual cinematic linear campaign* 😭

[polar breach]

Would also like to see us being able to drag our wounded operators

[still lion]

it would be fucking lovely if someone got shot in the leg they can be dragged out and patched out

because you can actually get fucking clapped by leg shots or arm shots

[undone sedge]

also like commander mode isnt even like a career mode if they wanted to go for that they shouldve made it so after every mission the swat gets more budget so you get more/better weapons

[shadow shard]

I'm not going to expect them to create something like that. It takes a lot of money, dedication, and writing.

I wouldn't mind less animations if that meant we are involved in the story more. You know, in a story mode.

[still lion]

i suggessted a mode like that, i wish it was like that

[opaque mason]

o.0

anyway, who here knows which pistol has the biggest magazines?

[still lion]

@shadow shard @undone sedge main problem is the story isnt told to you unless you search for it

[fair elk]

Five seven

[undone sedge]

5.7

[opaque mason]

pog, thanks

[lucid agate]

Guys how do I make the Samuel L Jackson mod work?

[still lion]

you dont need any other gun except the 5.7 loloollolo

[undone sedge]

357 i mean mb

[opaque mason]

I'm about to go nonlethal on everything else. My guys are tense.

[still lion]

how to get A+:

[undone sedge]

if you glitch it like you TK your entire squad then it gets a 50 round drum mag

[opaque mason]

.357 is the most fun gun tho

[still lion]

if ur running non lethal you cannot use any firearms just bean bag shotguns pepperballs gas stringers and flashes

[shadow shard]

Well, I find the concept more tedious than useful or entertaining.

And it's fine, a challenge keeps players on their toes, but at least make it make sense.

[undone sedge]

this is true btw guys i tried and got S on every map

[opaque mason]

Oh the 57 is just for when I run out of beanbags.

[still lion]

u wont get S tier; if thats what ur going for

[opaque mason]

That's why I asked which one has the biggest mags cuz I'm only bringing one sidearm mag.

[still lion]

knocking or killing someone will ruin the S tier

[opaque mason]

I'm just trying to calmdown my team, plus I like the challenge of nonlethal

[still lion]

well just saying if you kill someone your non lethal run is obsolete

[shadow shard]

Search for it while at the risk of stepping on a trap, getting shot, or otherwise getting bothered by civilians (which is on the extreme side, but still something to keep in mind).

Because once you find everything, you get kicked out of the map. 🙃 It's such a horrendous design choice.

[opaque mason]

I'm just doing it for morale

[still lion]

that is so true, this game needed more time in the oven some intro cinematics and actual PROPER interactions at APPROPRIATE times with the officers wouldve been great because some of them just say one liners and the others stay quiet and its like wtf lol?

[still lion]

do gas station non lethal its super easy you wont need a gun, dont kill anybody and your morale will go to content

its just 5-6 suspects and get all objectives too its just immediate content status

[shadow shard]

Taking words right out of my keyboard dictionary, bud. 😄

[still lion]

its a little exploit i used for hard missions in iron man mode

[undone sedge]

when do the officers say one liners? what

fr have not seen that while playing

[still lion]

go to amos voll's room sometimes a line saying "think im in the wrong job guys?" will play

[undone sedge]

aint no way he said that 💀

[still lion]

theyre stupidly broken and awkward and they dont always trigger

[shadow shard]

Very hard to hear. I can comprehend their one liners only when I have subtitles on.

[still lion]

yuh its just fr like that!

[shadow shard]

But might just be me with my audio processing issues.

Though, that conveniently brings me to the point of accessibility! Ho boy.

[opaque mason]

I heard one of them talking about how spooky the injection site is, and saying "Look how good that worked" referring to how the injection site lead to some junkies killing a bunch of people.

[still lion]

never heard that one it's horrible how they barely play dude

the game has only kept me engage cuz of cosmetics and that sweet sweet gunplay

[shadow shard]

Very easy to miss if you're getting shot, still hard to hear when just walking.

Maybe they're experimenting with stuff. Oh, I tried to be positive for once, but then I get reminded that this is 1.0.

[opaque mason]

I would be really annoyed if they made the same one liners every mission. Maybe you only get to hear them once? Maybe they only play in campaign and that's why you veterans don't ever hear anything? (Edit: or the devs can't code)

[shadow shard]

It wouldn't really make sense.

[still lion]

no it has to be like GTA V where it's different every time you play

at most 5 different conversations for the same topic

[opaque mason]

I wish my team said things like "FUCK ME IN THE ASS" when they got shot...

[still lion]

It's a lot of voice acting but would make the game feel more immersive especially if the officers chatted with eachother and didn't stay quiet oh and also if suspects couldn't fucking jump you while they were speaking

[opaque mason]

Time to get modding!

[shadow shard]

Like, okay, if I'm gonna hear a voice line every time I'm near something, I can get used to it. I know it's gonna be there. I can mentally prepare myself to hear it or some kind of variation.

But when it's so fucking arbitrary and hard to catch it's just hysterical.

[opaque mason]

It's a gta quote, don't judge me XD

[opaque mason]

[still lion]

this is the part where I leave

[runic aspen]

Where can I contact r/ron mods?

[still lion]

goodbye.

[fair elk]

goodnight officer

[undone sedge]

this guy bro...

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[opaque mason]

It's a joke lighten up. Is there a limit to how many items you can carry? I wanna bring taser and pepper spray

[undone sedge]

depends on ur armor if you using heavy its 10

10 of something dont ask me what

[shadow shard]

Farewell, chief. You've done well.

[fair elk]

as they said there is a limit, but there are ofc mods to increase the limit of slots globally

[shadow shard]

Points. Defense points, maybe. Armor points.

Points.

[undone sedge]

man if my officers start dropping marvel ass one liners i will KILL all of them dude

[opaque mason]

Yea yea i have enough slots for it it just isn't showing up on my hotbar. Just figured it out. You have to press the hotkey then scroll to adjust your hotbar.

[undone sedge]

like fr man i dont care how much personality it adds i will KILL all of them if they do that

[opaque mason]

[white pendant]

Chipi chipi Chapa chapa🎶

[fair elk]

you can also just spam it and it'll swap for that exact slot, e.g. you have a flash out but press 3 again to swap to a stinger or whatever else you have

[white pendant]

Dubi dubi Daba daba🔥🔥

Magic is my dubi dubi boom boom boom🔥

[opaque mason]

Godsend.

[undone sedge]

like just for yall to understand how much i dont want them to do that the moment i hear my officers say anything that isnt reporting something i will literally empty 10 mags into their head

[white pendant]

We need Chipi chipi Chapa chapa Cat emoji

[runic aspen]

is the dude who preaches god in ron public lobbies still around

[undone sedge]

brrskibididopdopdopyesyes

[broken mural]

Hi guys! I played RoN in pre release and I’ve just re downloaded, I’m getting B or A+ in most missions but my team is going on leave for therapy? I’m just confused on what I’m doing wrong most of the time I’m the only person to even get injured

[undone sedge]

you are killing too many people

if you kill people they feel bad

[broken mural]

I only kill the people who have weapons, I’ve never used unnecessary force it even says that in the summary

[undone sedge]

if you kill people. they feel bad

[white pendant]

Kill them. Make Them Suffer. FINISH EVERYONE.

[modest fern]

You generally have to get a good score (B+) to not have your team stress out, but also certain missions can stress them out more than others.

[undone sedge]

KILL PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE

THERE ARE WORMS UNDER YOUR SKIN. RIP IT OFF. GET THEM OUT.

YOUR NEIGHBORS DOG IS A CIA INFORMANT.

KILL PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE

[broken mural]

Yeah I’m sorry you have to kill people pointing a gun at you 💀

[white pendant]

FUCKING YES🔥🔥

[broken mural]

It’s just weird I’ve gotten atleast a b+ for every mission so far and 3 people have gone on leave. Is there something I need to do now to get em back?

[white pendant]

i want to see myself with Naked top in ron.

[undone sedge]

restart your run and go non lethal lol

[modest fern]

You will have to play missions to wait for them to come back, you can replay missions and go less lethal to improve your teams stress and wait for the others to come back

[stable silo]

increase the death increase the killing

[white pendant]

When rpg mod in Ron, i want to blow mfs

[broken mural]

How do I go less lethal with people shooting at you?- I have genuinely only ever killed suspects that have been holding hostages, shooting at me or running at me to stab me

[stable silo]

🤨

[sinful phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/umm-um-ummm-ummok-puppet-gif-17038634

[undone sedge]

"i want to blow mfs"? 🤨?

[white pendant]

Nice fail

[stable silo]

he forgot the up 💀

[fair elk]

laser them with pepperballs or beanbag shotty, there is no other way lel

[white pendant]

Do i?

[stable silo]

[undone sedge]

man schizo posting is so fun i love RIPPING OFF MY SKIN TO GET THE WORMS OUT.

THE CIA IS ONTO YOU. BUY A WEAPON. BUY A WEAPON. BUY A WEAPON.

KILL PEOPLE. KILL PEOPLE.

[red jay]

🤨 📸

[broken mural]

should i still carry a fire arm if i have a pepperball gun?- also whats to say the team wont just shoot them

[white pendant]

want to be next?

[undone sedge]

SHEEEEEEESH that was smooth

[white pendant]

W rizz

[undone sedge]

goated rizz ong

[fair elk]

if you're S-tiering, absolutely not, unless u wanna shoot windows or sumn, your main weapon is your primary non-lethal

[white pendant]

im the rizzler skibidi toilet

[waxen latch]

the sloppen skibidi

[waxen latch]

Rizzle me this batman

[white pendant]

hop on ready or not 💅💅💅

[opaque mason]

lol why

[undone sedge]

skibidi rizzing a toilet up in ohio then i 1 2 buckle my shoe but then smurf cat shows up with the grimace shake and he rizzes my mom up with joe bartolozzi and he has a huge GYAT like hes a citizen of ohio and then andrew tate shows up and catches me respecting women and he says thats not very sigma but then sneako rizzes up kai cenat but he rizzes him up like ohio so kai cenat thinks thats not very fanum tax and uh.. i forgor 💀

[white pendant]

im better in ron than y'all.

[undone sedge]

then i start gooning

[broken mural]

so do i give my whole team pepperball weapons?

[white pendant]

Fire🔥 aint reading all dat

[undone sedge]

we need to ban this guy so these mfs stop bitching abou thim

[opaque mason]

Can you go into a mission alone

[undone sedge]

main menu>multiplayer>host friends only

[fair elk]

you can use beanbag shotguns if you wish as well, its really just preference imo but some people have preferences if you are S-tiering, make sure to take off all the AI's pistol mags so they can't shoot their pistols in case they swap to them

[opaque mason]

Oh, so you can't do it in campaign?

[white pendant]

Chipi chipi chapa chapa blowing suspects high like a mf

[undone sedge]

nah

[broken mural]

fuck, i loved using normal guns 😭

[opaque mason]

Do I need to unlock pepper gun? Is it in the same place as tactical mirror?

[undone sedge]

unless you KILL YOUR OFFICERS KILL YOUR OFFICERS

THEY ARE ONTO YOU. KILL YOUR FRIENDLY OFFICERS.

KILL PEOPLE SHOOT PEOPLE.

[broken mural]

i have a love hate relationship with the meth lab mission place

[white pendant]

I forgot which melee button is in Ron🔥🔥🔥

[karmic veldt]

a

[undone sedge]

b

[undone sedge]

no its an assault rifle for some reason...

[white pendant]

I thought its mouse8

[opaque mason]

Name?

[undone sedge]

pepperball gun?? i forgor lol

[opaque mason]

Lol i'll figure it out

[undone sedge]

its something like thatxd just look for the word pepper

[white pendant]

I did alabama moment today💅

[undone sedge]

its actually mouse24 you would know that if you werent a normie 🙄

[white pendant]

shiet

I play ron on my sim racing setup, im just better💅

[undone sedge]

well i play RoN with my feet upside down blindfolded with no sound on a controller with my monitor off so

[broken mural]

Also any tips on keeping track of rooms youve been in so you dont go to places youve already been into? ive tried dropping chemlights in doorways but theyre so dull

[white pendant]

chemlights

[undone sedge]

wedge the door mayb?

[broken mural]

theyre so dim though

[white pendant]

lock the door

[broken mural]

then i just think i havent cleared it yet 🤣

[undone sedge]

xd

[white pendant]

then remember FUCKING MAP

sorry.

[broken mural]

f

[white pendant]

F

@stable silo hop on ron tmrw?

[stable silo]

won’t be able until the 16th

[white pendant]

friday then

[stable silo]

besides tomorrow is valentine’s day spend it with a special someone

[broken mural]

Looks like my whole team has returned to duty

[stable silo]

yeah

[white pendant]

Vodka bottle

[stable silo]

had a feeling you’d say that, get something with a little more class to it if you’re gonna drink yourself to sleep on valentines

[broken mural]

frfr

[broken mural]

so whiskey?

[torpid smelt]

Wine

[stable silo]

bourbon

[white pendant]

Orange juice, get it🔥

[broken mural]

or scotch

[torpid smelt]

Rum

[stable silo]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[white pendant]

good luck on valentines day brudda

[broken gyro]

The infamous Whiskey Foul created by @lucid notch

[stable silo]

thank you sir, i have an exam the day after so im celebrating thursday night

[stable silo]

is this an old server meme

[white pendant]

u got gf or some, cuz im getting hoes, but aint wanting em

[stable silo]

i do yes

[broken gyro]

Nope it’s a drink that @lucid notch made. He’s the only one who has the recipe

[white pendant]

specially in 2024, god they are annoying lil peeps

[white pendant]

Dont rage em neighbours downstairs at night time

[stable silo]

besides i think shipping girls from europe to canada would be too big of a hassle even if i didnt have a gf

[white pendant]

[stable silo]

bros on some hide and seek type shit

hit them with the port hokan special

[white pendant]

i had prob 2 girls in my life time rn, dont want that shit again

[broken gyro]

date men. legit easier

[white pendant]

LilGreenContainerSurprise

[smoky crest]

[white pendant]

i date gym

too real

[broken mural]

shit time to do twisted nerve completley non lethal

[white pendant]

imma just get drunk asf n then pass out (literally)

[broken mural]

i wish there was a non lethal side arm, i usually do pistol only

[white pendant]

catchy mission

[rich tendon]

can confirm. tried both

[broken mural]

Fr me too

[rich tendon]

im 16.

[white pendant]

That gone wayy too dark

[broken gyro]

fucking Jeffery Epstein in the server goddamn

[white pendant]

imma delete my shit Aahhhh....

[broken gyro]

Mf milkytoes games

[rich tendon]

already screenshot.

[white pendant]

im a girl

[rich tendon]

omg me too >~<

[white pendant]

[broken mural]

i wish i was a girl sometimes

[rich tendon]

what is stopping you?

[white pendant]

For experiment reasons only

[torpid smelt]

Ok here’s your blajah

[broken mural]

💀 nah i like singing and i just like certain peoples voices and i cant do it

[white pendant]

Ye ye.. just accept the truth

[broken mural]

NAH 😭
oml i saw someone make a blahaj a crotchet trans flag hoodie yesterday it was cute asf

[torpid smelt]

:3

[broken mural]

okokok fine you got me....

this slow mode is annoying as fuck

[stable silo]

💀

[torpid smelt]

Yes

[rich tendon]

bro what

[red jay]

You okay bro?

[stable silo]

guys is milkytoes an in universe version of vaush???

[undone sedge]

what the fuck

[red jay]

😬

[white pendant]

wha

[stable silo]

streamer raid sequel

[undone sedge]

are you good

[broken mural]

like why 😭 i get 3 seconds but why fucking 15

[white pendant]

yeah, why

[undone sedge]

nah vaush only has horse stuff

[rich tendon]

im stacking up on screenshots rn

[stable silo]

he had loli

[undone sedge]

you said uh. you said something about having a gay suspect there

[stable silo]

it was horse on loli lmao

[torpid smelt]

I’d love to be in milkytoes stream and watch him get clipped by a swat member

[white pendant]

yeah

[undone sedge]

horse on loli..... what the fuck....

[broken mural]

i always shoot the webcam its so cool that it actually does stuff

[undone sedge]

what did you mean by that

[white pendant]

in ron

[torpid smelt]

It’s tradition

[stable silo]

it would be hilarious if someone dies on screen and the stream immediately stops because he got banned for guideline violations

[undone sedge]

but why does it have to be a gay one

[white pendant]

for testing bullets

[stable silo]

i just use janey voll

[runic aspen]

i was just curious

[undone sedge]

i like watching the chat turn on him when he gets shot lmao

[white pendant]

based adin ross stream

[torpid smelt]

What if the civs that pull out their phone are just on FB live

[stable silo]

adin ross is an L

[undone sedge]

they twitch streaming too 😭

[white pendant]

All these streamers are L

[undone sedge]

loved watching him get scammed by 21 and carti lmao

[white pendant]

But not penguinz0

[undone sedge]

w carti i dont even think he realized he got scammed hes that fucking dumb

[stable silo]

i see no reason why that might be biased

[white pendant]

carti is weirdest mf on this plannet

[undone sedge]

ong

[broken mural]

i havent had it happen yet but when it does ill shoot them anyway cause natural selection

[torpid smelt]

And because it would be allowed in real life

[white pendant]

charlie is just a legend

[broken mural]

can i shoot civs with pepperball rounds or does that get me in trouble

[stable silo]

you’re good

[red jay]

You can, just don't shoot surrendered people with it still

[stable silo]

pretty sure pepper balls never gave me any roe violations

[torpid smelt]

But like what if they deserve it for actually camping an open door

[stable silo]

bean bag will get you trouble i think though

[broken mural]

man wtf- i just did a non lethal run on the first mission and died this is bs

[torpid smelt]

Wait till postal or hotel

[broken mural]

i havent even been injured on that map before

[rich tendon]

oh no he got banned how unfortunate
anyways whats the best cookie company

[torpid smelt]

Straight from the Publix bakery

[rich tendon]

what is a publix

[torpid smelt]

No Publix sadge

[mental osprey]

His original message was a deathwish anyways. If your four teammates will turn on you for killing a straight civilian, imagine what they'll do to you for killing one of their own

[undone sedge]

homemade

always best ong ong

[rich tendon]

actually best answer

[undone sedge]

wtf did he say

was he talking about gay civillians again

[torpid smelt]

If it’s the guy I’m thinking of yeah

[mental osprey]

You mean this isn't the first time?

[undone sedge]

he said something earlier today lo

[mental osprey]

Imagine hating gay people in a game with the 5 most ambiguously homosexual men in fiction, smh 😒

[stable silo]

gerard scott?

[broken mural]

ffs almost just got a S teir run and apparently shooting a suspect while hes running at you is unautharised force

[stable silo]

idk who else

[mental osprey]

When I mention a very specific group of five men in this game, who are the first people you think of?

[broken mural]

Also do i need to do something about those "message from doc" things

[stable silo]

don’t tell me you mean the swat team…

[sick stirrup]

Old Eli voice is the first thing….

[mental osprey]

I'll leave that up for you to decide

[stable silo]

bro just turned 5 highly trained swat operators into the next bigly ambiguous gay icons

[mental osprey]

Also keyword: ambiguously

[stable silo]

that better?

[shut carbon]

Bleh

[broken mural]

pls

[shut carbon]

Bleh

[runic aspen]

Frankly, I wouldn't mind having a little beefsteak instead of the normal type of representation.

[loud siren]

lol

[broken mural]

Woooo got my first s teir

[rich tendon]

sleeby

[broken mural]

L

[rich tendon]

nuh uh

[broken mural]

Go arrest some suspects smh slackin

[runic aspen]

The Missile is very tired. He is eepy.

[rich tendon]

ron is mid!!

[broken mural]

ur mid

[rich tendon]

i know

[runic aspen]

Whose Ron?

[broken mural]

i felt that, dw im mid too

[rich tendon]

awww twinsies

[broken mural]

frfr

[white turtle]

Neither of you are mid!

[broken gyro]

you’re mid

[pale karma]

Skib

[broken mural]

huh weird, squad cant open or stack up on the side door on the first map.
If you ask them to clear it with a bang they just walk side to side infront of it

[pale karma]

idi

[broken mural]

i wish 💀

[loud siren]

Skibidi

[broken mural]

I want a full S.A.S loadout and team

[mental osprey]

PREACH KING 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[broken gyro]

skibidi toilet Ohio fanum tax

[loud siren]

[rich tendon]

i know

[broken mural]

eeby

[broken gyro]

@lucid notch

[rich tendon]

the sleebiest girl

[broken gyro]

Yeah, @lucid notch is the sleebiest girl

[runic aspen]

False. The sleebiest girl is ur mom after she faked a jellyfish sting to get me to piss on her leg

[rich tendon]

what did i just read

[sick stirrup]

a sentence of all time

[rich tendon]

haii

[broken gyro]

@lucid notch type shit

[runic aspen]

why play ironman if you gonna alt f4 anyway imma laugh at you

[stable silo]

because who cares

[stable silo]

“oh it’s cheating” no it’s called playing to your advantage 🙄

[runic aspen]

i just think its funny

[stable silo]

for the achievements and the watch

[runic aspen]

playing on ironman mode and using alt f4 to save

[stable silo]

i might replay it when i’m done for fun, but i don’t really want to do ironman i just want completion

[runic aspen]

If I wasn't meant to alt+f4 my way through a game then there would be autosaves in the middle of a mission.

[warm fox]

@urban elm i can host

[stable silo]

real

i alt f4 because god appeared to me and told me to while i slept

[ivory python]

Ready

[stable silo]

or

[runic aspen]

Not

[loud siren]

[broken mural]

TOC, this is entry team. I’m trying to complete a hostage rescue mission, but I’m dummy thick and the clap of my cheeks keeps alerting the crackheads

[rich tendon]

[broken gyro]

Copy that entry team, this one’s a wash. Return to the station for a debrief.

[royal plinth]

i need a bit of help i think the levle im playong is bugged

[shut carbon]

Where the mods at tho

[runic aspen]

Hello, Police..?

[runic aspen]

:3

<@&925148041126760529>

[shut carbon]

1 like and I’ll jump off my apartment roof without a parachute (I’ll slide and cancel fall damage)

[runic aspen]

👍
Do it, it'll be so cool.

[shut carbon]

I lied, I won’t slide, I’ll just die

[rigid bone]

[shut carbon]

Walking up the stairs rn

[unkempt flume]

is sA-58 good for carriers of the vine

[shadow shard]

I'll let it slide.

[oblique snow]

guys should I do valley of the dolls with lethal or non lethal guns?

[runic aspen]

Do it nonlethal once for the unlocks
Then over and over again with maximum lethal.

[unkempt flume]

kill only Voll and his Wife

the other people are mainly victims (kill security too)

the daughter either A. Is aware and abused or B. not aware but still hates her dad

[runic aspen]

Blessed be. 🙏 Thy will be done.

[oblique snow]

What unlocks? It's my first time playing and I went in basically blind to everything

[runic aspen]

Couple cosmedics, a shirt at A+ and shorts at S. I don't remember off the top of my head. Normal progression stuff for cosmedics.

[oblique snow]

oh I don't care about cosmetics I just changed my armor to be a lil cooler and went in the game

[runic aspen]

Yeah, honestly all the unlocks are pretty nuanced. But progression's progression.

[normal sail]

its good for everything including stealth because if there is no one left alive there's no one to report you just like an eversor from warhammer 40k

[runic aspen]

But yeah, once you do what you gotta it's fun to boot into that level with the battle music from Payday and stuff. Turn off the game music and boot up some Razormind and skrrt through the house.

[shut carbon]

I somehow landed on my legs and survived the 18 level drop

[oblique snow]

That one mission with the weapons dealer family was so fun

[oblique snow]

It was incredibly easy did it like second try with beanbag shotgun (I got merked instantly on first attempt after entering)

[rich tendon]

haiii

[shut carbon]

I’m gonna smite both of you

[rich tendon]

wha why…

[runic aspen]

🙏

[shut carbon]

Argie and me are married now.

[runic aspen]

Escusez-moi?

[shut carbon]

Yes.

[rich tendon]

cringe.,,,.,,..,,..,..,….,

[unkempt flume]

guys

[rigid bone]

[oblique snow]

are there any one tap guns in the game except shotguns

[rich tendon]

haii kammie

[rigid bone]

Skitarii really aren't marrage material

[unkempt flume]

im big sad (my valentine just got a girl)

[runic aspen]

Anything one taps if you aim for the head.

[shut carbon]

I’m readying my solar death ray, it takes 7 business weeks to ready

[normal sail]

the SA58 is a 2 or 3 tap

[oblique snow]

ok but my aim is shit what about anything else

[shut carbon]

I didn’t have the balls to ask mine out…

[runic aspen]

Git gud.

[rich tendon]

hiii jenna!!

[oblique snow]

okay that's good I'll use that

[normal sail]

hi

[rich tendon]

i did 😎

[normal sail]

recoil is high though be careful

[stray mural]

balaclava when

[normal sail]

i also run AP

[shut carbon]

I’m afraid of the rejection and then I wouldn’t be able to ask someone out for another 10 years

[oblique snow]

I'll just use in semi prolly

[normal sail]

i want to dress as the talking balaclava

[shut carbon]

It took me 10 goddamn years just to get my courage back

[rich tendon]

secure the bag first and then ask him to be your valentine

[oblique snow]

what's best pistol? I've been using the G19 since I got the game I've tested nothing else lol

[shut carbon]

It’s a her, but I cant since I’m scared of talking to em

[rich tendon]

afraid of women moment

[runic aspen]

Colt Python.

[normal sail]

i us the high capacity 45 acp or the 57

[shut carbon]

No, afraid of talking period

[stuck cypress]

i use the USP

[rich tendon]

actually real

[shut carbon]

Socialization scares me, so I just stay home and cuddle my drum kit

[formal river]

balaclava would be for a content update

alas

[oblique snow]

alr I'll try it out

[runic aspen]

some transphobe was tking me ingame

[final brook]

I liked running the five seven for its mag capacity

[runic aspen]

I do p90 and 57 for the memes. So far it's working.

[rich tendon]

that is very unfortunate. im sorry

[shut carbon]

I use a tazer and stingers for everything

[shadow shard]

Not gonna get far at this rate.

[opaque mason]

What are tactical advantages/disadvantages of taser vs beans vs spray?

[shut carbon]

Idfk, I don’t play this shi

[shadow shard]

Taser is slow, only good against a single target. Beans overall have instant impact and hurt suspect/civilian morale pretty well. Spray is broken since 1.0 IIRC.

[shut carbon]

wtf does iirc mean

[shadow shard]

If I Remember/Recall Correctly.

[shut carbon]

Oh, thx dawg

[velvet pebble]

I learned something new today.

[shut carbon]

Same

[rich tendon]

hi esmy

[shadow shard]

Heyo. How are you doing?

[rich tendon]

hyped!!! camera should be here tomorrow

[shut carbon]

Sad asf so we eatin the whole tub of ice-cream

[shadow shard]

Oooo got one of those fancy ones?

[rich tendon]

i am down 400 bucks but yes

[broken mural]

Is there any guide on doing twisted nerve? I just can’t fucking do it

[vague hemlock]

It’s so scary bruh, the crack heads always charge me

[broken mural]

I’m fine with the house but man the moment I hit that underground shit

[shadow shard]

I hope it will pay off!

[reef zinc]

it pays off man, but yeah its a spooookyyy one! not as scary as hospital tho...

[broken mural]

I just don’t know how to get through it without dying or quitting cause so many things have gone wrong especially on non lethal-

Man i hate non lethal so bad I just wanna play lethal but then my squad need therapy even when I’m literally only killing suspects that are shooting at us

[reef zinc]

fr fr

[shadow shard]

Night vision and preemptive grenades like stingers. Sneak while moving.

[rich tendon]

it looks so cuuute too

[shadow shard]

Hell yeah! Worth it.

[broken gyro]

What kinda camera?

[rich tendon]

fujifilm xt10

[broken gyro]

Ooooh nice. I’ve wanted to get into doing video work for a bit

Lemme know how it performs

[late cypress]

wrong, shotgun max mags rush with gas

[rich tendon]

[shut carbon]

I think Luna loves fent

[late cypress]

femtanyl

[shut carbon]

Mhm..

[oblique snow]

yo thank you i just did the mission first try this gun is so op

[rich tendon]

roo beer

[dense quail]

Flashes don't work. Gas doesn't work. Switching to your sidearm isn't faster than reloading. Why doesn't my officer drop everything and pick up the secondary

[normal sail]

its impossible to use for stealth but if you don't mind the enemy knowing you are there its fine

[oblique snow]

dawg i didnt even know u could stealth it

what mission should i replay non lethal to get my teams mental health back up cuz they're depressed now

[normal sail]

you can't the suppressor or silencer which ever is the correct term does nothing but make it a lil harder to control

[dense quail]

Fire them and do it alone to boost morale

[shut carbon]

@late cypress what’s the difference between femt and fent

[oblique snow]

blud 😭

[shut carbon]

Roobeer

[runic aspen]

They're good officers, they deserve a chance.

[dense quail]

mgsv that Thang breh

[shut carbon]

He got a point tho ngl

[uncut sparrow]

what is commander mode

[oblique snow]

they merked that one FBI agent looking dude in the post office map which made me lose a really good run

[shut carbon]

A mode in battlefield

[dense quail]

I went into the hacker map with nothing but a gock. Went out with all my officers happy and alive. You should try

[runic aspen]

They're trying their best.

[oblique snow]

roblox mode

[runic aspen]

But for realsies, you can just take them along any mission that's quick and easy for you. Gas Station or Deadly Obsession are great, go nonlethal and bang them out.

[oblique snow]

bro i saw all my teammates stack up on the same door on the right side where there was a window and they all got shot and incapacitated by the same guy

[broken gyro]

Femtanyl is a musician

[oblique snow]

there was like a small window that none of the AI detected and they all just went one by one there and died

[dense quail]

sa58 on the map where they're making guns in the house. Everyone's 1 tap

[oblique snow]

oh yeah that maps easy asl ill do that

[runic aspen]

You should of stacked them on the left. Learning experience.

[dense quail]

Sa58 so good clearing pork hokans outside with one mag

[oblique snow]

problem is i told them to stop stacking after the first guy but while they moved past the window they ALL got merked

my whole team was blind

[dense quail]

You're only supposed to be using the breach and clear and move and clear commands

[oblique snow]

yeah thats all i use

i use fall in tho is that bad

[dense quail]

Horrible, terrible Eben

[oblique snow]

saved me a few times

[dense quail]

Tragedy

[runic aspen]

I sent my team to clear a room once in the Ingsoc servers, they went on a whole adventure without me. Damn near cleared the mission for me.

[cunning vault]

im about to start rust belt any tips?

[dense quail]

Get good at using the free lean key

[cunning vault]

what kins od wepon should i use shotgun or ar?

[dense quail]

Shotgun

[cunning vault]

alright

[mint nimbus]

love the Hawaiian shirt ❤️

[late cypress]

femtanyk is a music artist, rather unknown. and also femtanyl ia fentanyl laced with estrogen

[dim palm]

The Destiny 2 community is not happy.
https://steamcommunity.com/app/1085660/eventcomments/4199113176168620368?ctp=5

"Free Items" turns into 60$ for 3 sets of armor from Mass Effect all in a last ditch attempt to bring back the dwindling playerbase

[oblique snow]

guys does the weapon manufacturer family house have traps in it or no? i forgot

[dim palm]

maybe? I know that there is a rare chance for 23 Megabytes to have traps

[dense quail]

Only flashes I think

[runic aspen]

23 MBpS can have traps? I've played it a dozen times and I don't think I've ever had any.

[oblique snow]

theres flashbang traps?

[stuck cypress]

yeah

[dense quail]

Can walk through them with the flash goggles

[oblique snow]

i noticed when i first played the mission i would sometimes walk slowly and get like red on the sides of my screen

[dense quail]

Also best mission for the revolver achievement and rust belt too maybe

[oblique snow]

was that like a gas trap or something?

[dense quail]

Idk about any gas trap

[oblique snow]

wtf was happening then lol

[dense quail]

Stinky criminal scum

[late cypress]

its called “bleeding”

[oblique snow]

i wasnt shot i think

[shut carbon]

Can I have some femt

[oblique snow]

i may just be stupid

[neat coral]

I have sleep for like 8 hours holy shit

[dense quail]

Regular ass

[shut carbon]

Regular ass mf couldn’t be me

[neat coral]

Recently start playing Cyberpunk 2077. Wondering how the hell they mess up the release version. This game have so much potential.

[oblique snow]

ion think there were any flashes

[brazen egret]

Pressure of delays

[oblique snow]

i opened up every door and there was nothing