#irl-trucking
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Finland only thing I guess
Maybe
Sorry for that
Yours is a 106 right
no daf xf
Its a good truck so thats why
Wish my tinder matches would be like that
Kyllä
I tried tinder and matched with a girl but I literally don’t know how to talk with girls so said f that and uninstalled it
Usually yes. But thats the best part
ppl be sleeping on dating apps fr doe
Nah
Thats how I found my future wife or whatever
Very trucking related btw
But she will live in the daf with me
There
Tededem
You shouldve ask her if she is interested reversing her trailer to your shaft
Do you want to reverse into the truck drivers drawbar
Putting her cylinder in my piston
Hell nah
The thought of marrying someone I found on a dating app just doesn’t sit right with me
But congrats on this tho
Yes
To find something serious (I was looking for truck mechanics)
That would fix
my daf
Trucking related stuff you know
Classic Daf being broken
"Yea hi I want to date you but I wont marry you because I think its silly since we met on a dating app bye"
Bruh
I just think it’s a better story to tell my kids that I met their mother on the beach or whatever than “we both swiped right”
Just tell them you sent an insane rizz on the internet
“Yeah dad used w rizz to hook up with your w gyatt mom”
Just rizz someone up on internet. What could go wrong
Yeah say something really umm
Questionable to them and see what happens
Worst thing they can say no
”You got nice dumptruck”
To repairing your mercedes truck
I ran out of topics to talk about and asked what color her microwave was
Thats good
"Yo wassup what brand you microwave I heard samsung is the shit"
Lg better tbh
That shi bussin no cap
Then clearly she wasnt the one since she couldnt help you keep the conversation flowing
Fr fr
The one to hop on that scania bench
Ok yes I’ve never thought of that
Thanks bro
Made me feel good
If they are a real dry texter move on
Never ask questions back or playfully tease
Hell naw
Off you go
I also suck at talking which doesn’t help but yes
This but 90% of them are like this these days
I still have a screenshot saved of our first convo on hinge, good memory
Did a W move
A cashier at the local supermarket asked me where I found some cookies I bought and I literally melted when she said that
Like I would marry her right there
Should have told her that you work in a scenery office and drive a vehicle that costs over 200000€
I would’ve actually tried to start a conversation if my mom wasn’t with me
My ex grapped my throat and choked me with nails too. I wanted to marry her right away
Cuz you know
That sound hella fun
Wish someone would do that to me
in minecraft
or your dream
ngl.
Yeah it was. You know what happens after that
Parisuhdeväkivalta at its finest
Hopping on that daf and going to piccolo logistics
Finland language 🤩🤩
England is my city
England America
I was dating a girl late last year and she blocked me on everything the day I got into the trucking company
Don’t react with that crap
What a softie
That just sounds funny im sorry the way you worded it
Xdddd
Idk it was f’d
We had dinner at her place on a Sunday and I started next Monday
Like everything seemed fine and then boom
She was way outta my league tho so I don’t blame her
I changed my ex s car charger and she left me
Car charger
Alternator or what is it. Same thing
Ok less bad
Idk could’ve been a gift
No gifts ?
Expensive ones
Oh I understand yes
Do you have any idea how much beer i could buy with 500€
Here it is like 400-500€
Wtf
🤷🏻♂️
I got one for mine for90€ 2 years ago
It is what it is
Google maps
Only ?
With a big ahh truck like yours
Its not big. Just long ah
Not soon
Idk Y I ran into a Truck Sim on Mobile that has it... THATS CRAZY!!.. And Im on PC

I mean you get like an hour further a day which is a lot through the week
Do you work 1 week on 1 week off
Because 5000km a week is impossible working full time
Legally
Alteast he doesn't need the stupid sticker on the rear
2 man
Well yea because his whole rear is the sticker
Watch some cop fine him 😂
“Has to be these exact dimensions, no more no less”
@harsh ledge no mod online ^
Me when steem
Me when commonnuty
Nutty
Bruh a blue van just passed me going 7000kmh I thought I was going to be in big trouble
Lol
Always the van drivers scaring trucks
Is your van under 3500kg ?
Gonna be a good week !
Was that the 15 hour limit ?
This includes breaks taken?
Idk what’s the name in English
@void crag
Psh we dont take breaks
Breaks are for losers

Xddd
Takes an hour to load and 30-45 minutes to offload theres your break
Don’t tell that to the police 😳
Xdddd ye
We’re just trying to do our job
Sooner we get home sooner the traffic clears up
I hate when I flash someone in and they don’t thank
Makes me wanna ram them off the road
Yup
Like okay I’ll remember as see you every day tomorrow I won’t slow n let you in, have fun with 20 angry cars behind ya
Xdddd
Always the angry cars
Specially when it’s someone from my country
Like bruh we’re in this together
I do make it challenge when traffic and see one gun it when theees a opening to get past trucks to go overtake 😂
Xdddd
Also fun when heavy traffic they think going straight to take right turn works… I mean I already gotta go in the other lane after turn it’s 2 lanes cuz from opposite there’s two turn lanes but use both to not hit traffic lights I just stretch it bit further then drive middle of both lanes, ain’t cutting infront me 😂
Yep same
Almost rammed a car off the road trying to cut a turn once
Never again
Now I always take the 2 lanes
Love it when u needda use full on ramp and they decide to not move knowing u gonna merge but wanna be 5/hr faster at it
Yeh pushed him away bro didn’t brake and went to try b push other car off lol
Stuck
No way
Norway
Took me 10 minutes to put the chains and go
Accidentally put one of them on the wrong way in the stress so had to redo it 😂
why stress
To make it to loading
ah i see
Do you transport wood chips in there?
Yeah
I can't think of anything, but sawmill, that could be deep in that forest
Or that, yes
They use it for bedding for animals
Btw, do you need to have more than 7 chains with you if the truck has 3 axles?
True
Bit early
Yea well
No just 7 is enough
Is that a P cab
isn't it a low cab R?
Looks like a G to me
Or this yes
1.5 hours late on schedule. No biggie 
Nice
We only have schedule when bunkering cruise ships etc. 😎
Idk. Half of the lights on my original trailer weren't working so had to move the cargo to another trailer. 1.5 hours of just sitting and drinking coffee while getting paid, won't complain 

Can’t beat that
My own trailer also in workshop so i got our oldest trailer for a day
You transport diesel ?
We got few extra trailera because 2 old volvos are in workshop to switch tanks to new scanias
Diesel, fuel oil and petrol
Mostly
Cool
Some times "heavy fuel oil"
Id argue that fuel transports are one of the best things you can do with your pants on 
Nice 😅
Mate what lol
What phone did you take this picture with
S23 Ultra
Like this
Eepy time again
Daf
Bro sleeps more then he works
That’s the goal
Yea same
Although I found out that I sleep better when my mate is driving the truck than in my own bed at home
Yesnt
Yesnt
Okay gn
Bye mate
Lol
Did u even drive trough night
Or are u just sleeping at lod / u load
Only 30 minutes late on schedule now
Also you know what they say, never late in a V8
Better change to another swedish
brand
They also say never straight in a V8
im living proof that says otherwise
I started working at 2:30
Mood 
Nah you drive volvo you aint straight
Tbh, if my boss were to get Scanias, they definitely wouldn't be V8s
Also, I'd much rather drive a inline 6 Scania than a V8 Scania
And already sleep
What the hell
More reliable and just better in every way
Do you break down so often that reliability concerns you ?
I don't drive a Scania so reliability isn't a concern for me

I used to drive a Scania tho. Constant visits to the mechanic
you really love the scania's at the army tho 
I loved a single Scania in the army. A 4x2 rigid 94D
Is this enough rest
And on schedule
Yes. It do be like that
Nice
Why would you want V8
Because it’s cool
Just a badge and takes more fuel
I don’t pay for the fuel so idc
Still. Makes power in high rpms so not ideal
More power = better
Nuh uh
The rpm's won't be higher than a inline 6
Who said they were
Yes uh
Scania generally more fuel efficient than volvo
Lol I thought it was the opposite
But that is not the drivers problem. Scania is better to ride and more comfy so i would drive that
No it's not
It is
Nope
It is
Nope
It is
Nope
It is
Yeah
What happens if I drive after
Idk probably starts it again
I don't use stoneridge
Oh
Testing new mount positon for a crazy video, also office
Very nice daf you have there
Yes, it does
And what happens if I keep driving
💥
I never tryed
Good
Because if you do your truck explodes
lol
it just sets your end country
Cuz u drive a van.
Nice
go do something
i wish
Was taken with gopro on private road
this driver was authorized by me to drive on my road
Gn valmiiks
@rugged cape the tacho shit makes me do more of hrs now all sudden it’s annoying
What does that mean
That it wants me to do either add hrs or not
VS just hit no and not do that
Xd
Kept being like: why won’t u turn to normal
Kept waiting onboard to register but it wanted me to either just say yes to time on the tacho or add or just hit no and not have such issues
A whole setup in the truck lol
Mine only does that after I’ve been working for a while
Yeah as I said you need to add your break
Like I showed you in the video
Manual entries
Yes
Vdo moment
I only do manual entries when I switch with my colleague
1 minute of hammers
Yep you just add rest until now and press yes while vdo has to add it manually
Is annoying tough as if hit no it registers same
Lol
It doesn't though
You even said yourself
It doesn’t need adjusting time then
If you hit yes it does thus then gives that screen
Hit no and instantly signed in
But you didn't registrer the period of when your card was out which is illegal
Just hit yes and press ok 5 times and you won't have an issue getting a ticket
"All vehicles covered by driving and rest time regulations must have a tachograph. The driver must use a diagram disc or a driver card.
All drivers are required to operate the tachograph in such a way that the recording of time periods and all necessary information is registered correctly. This includes driving, other work, availability time, work interruptions, breaks, or rest. Additionally, the start and stop country must be recorded!"
It shows up as a “?” In the printouts if he presses no ?
Idk what a printout says but in the computer it just shows up as unknown as in the photo
Probably the same then
It should be green, not black. And manual input turns it green
Here is Article 34, screenshot of paragraph 3 and 5.
I wasn’t tought that so not my issue 😂
Just play dumb
Your money though
Nice
Cant park there sir
8 chinese in 2 rentals had a head on collision, asked if they needed ambulance and when they said no I took my brush, cleaned the road so traffic can pass and went about my day
Average kollega ranting
Volvo
a remix of abcdefu i never thought i'd hear
Quite shaky, mounted to the seat?
So they. Crashed into eachother or something
Yeah that's what a head on is
Yes
air ridden seat right, maybe passenger seat as that is a tad less shaky maybe especialyl if the cam got self stabilizing mode for footage
Extra shaky cuz its a daf seat
orang
Xddddd are they bad ?
Yes
Man im doing many km’s this week already done almost 2200
And once again going to luxembourg tomorrow lol
Nice I'm on 2350
Nice
On a real busy week i have usually around 2200 sometimes high 2500
Not counting home - work traffic ofc
I shouldve asked to preload and start from home
Woulda meant a hour extra sleep
3300 last week
Small ass country
Unloaded at the airport there last week
No
It’s just small
30 minutes and you cross the country
Did someone mention sleeping?
Oh un daf
Daf good trucko
Long ass drive
I hate u
Pls no
Nearly ran out of driving time
Oh lala 🥖 🥐
Oh un volvo
Nice im aboutta load then speedge
Van 
Wtf
Oh ye
I wanna buy an iPad or a MacBook to keep some apps always on screen
Then to commit several traffic violations
Why a macbook

Cuz I dj in my free time
Wouldnt use it in truck too bulky
Very nice
Actually I just want one for no reason
Just to have it lol idk I always wanted one
Yeah I’m definetly going to get a used one
Ye ofc
It’s night time you can go 200kmh and no one will care
Bye I sleep now
Have fun at work @formal minnow
Thanks enjoy ur sleep
Heavy ?
I know, and that's weird
Chest mounted camera this time
Morning shift
Too much shit on the windshield on this one tbh
Nah
Not with gridlock traffic in morning
Can u help me
What
iPad I’d say I got a MacBook but the iPad is probz easier to have a mount for that’s for vehicles and it’s less space than keyboard
Cuz trust put on dash it will move
When driving
No its mine
Roiskeläppä is god tier food
Boo
8 years ago, just got this truck from the boss, my first own truck
My game
I’ll just glue it down lol
Convoy 
I have a ram mount for my tablet and I think they exist for laptops too
Nice
Van
Yep, doesn’t count
For a week
There’s a myth at my company that a Russian guy a few years ago would go through the tollbooths at 200 in the company skodas
@faint gulch
@jade tangle
Must people don't bother to read properly = they fall for it = the scammers keeps doing it since it works
yeah
the first layer of the scam itself is to weed out people smart enough not to fall for it down the line 
lol
most people dont know how to write most and use an u instead of an o
Ye I was shocked too
Most people doesn't care about such a minor spelling mistake, but I guess that shows how pretty you are 
nam
Sitting on site waiting for a delay
America rahhh
Same thing
Respectfully, never call Canadians American, it's insulting and we don't like it
Lol ok
Whip is clean (whippi on clean)
Fin
nononono
G
no squat trucks pls
Squat
yesnt
Thats the biggest compliment you could get as a canadian honestly
Sorry you feel that way
I'm proudly Canadian, and willing to fight to keep it that way
Love loading water at -30
Ick
Make sure you strap it down
Isn’t it just ice at that temperature
frozen water
Also known as ice
still water
Still water
Ice
tededem
Thats my ring tone

I hear this all the time. The lane guard doesnt work (the camera wont stick to the windshield)
May god help you
Keeping the pump flowing, if it stops, it'll freeze
daf moment
Its not
is
Daf didnt change the wind screen
still daf moment idc
Then its not daf moment
btw what year is it
2025
damn wtf i thought it was older
2021 and looks like shit
shut up
i love it
embed failure
laugh at this user
2025 and look at the new volvo fh16 aero lmao
Sometimes people have to
otherwise bladder does the unexpected
Xd
no peterbilts here :c
L
Lets goo
dizel
Getting fuel from right place 
@formal minnow When truck
Am right now
yea...
Yeaa dont post here but #irl-media 
Tf happend
oh mb
sry
Np
well ya fricked er up and ya fricked er up good instantly, gg
The wind lifted the walkboard so when I turned it hooked in the frame of the trailer, broke some air hoses and shit
not even a single nut holding that shit down/
There are many nuts but there is no lock
Owh so all shook loose?
Bigger van tbh
iveco weekly
Yea
Teboil better
Lol
No the trailer ripped them off

Swedish?
Yes the plates? But the bolts?
No
What about them
I mean there supposed to be bolts no? Preventing this from happening
Damn I tought there’d be something atleast holding em so they cannot just be taken off
id tought it had bolts at all corners even if its hinged so it couldnt swing up or suchj
No it's supposed to lift so you can refuel
owh yeah i understand but usuallly if its whole ramp not a tiny bit id expect also cuz its sorta with a spring to help lift theres like a clamp or such holding it donw
look up
well i hope the sky
Updog
Must be fun to keep clean

No clamp
I asked my father if he could take me to work.
Is he the dude there ?
Yes, thats my father
Good lad
What
No
What is the deal
Give me 50k€
Taking my money(
Istg i will throw mud on ur truck
DO NOT
I will
Btw where will u be this week
No clue
Lol same
@jade tangle doesnt this chap scream scam? 
Obviously
u drive em?
i get 80% you get 20%
deal?
now now, i want my 10% cut\
10% from joel's part
joel has the majority of the Minority so he will share
guess il steal yours
Can I get my 0% cut for doing nothing
In early June I’ll be done with the exam for truck & truck + trailer (Class C / CE in Norway)
Nice ovloV
😄 it’s nice to drive
Yea steal his
I did the hard work
He just wants to get money off of me
yes
Bunker taxi
You deliver fuel to boats ?
He does sometimes yea
Thats such a cool pic
I think it's top 2
Xdddddd
I deliver to boats, fuelstations, houses, farms, industry and heating plants. Pretty much anywhere that uses fuel 😅

Sunset Lillehammer to Sandvika trip in a mini truck
honda lawnmower?
Very nice
At home always. I have maybe slept like 10nights in a truck in last 5 years 😅
Nice
I wouldnt mind sleeping in truck occasionally
But my current one has no park klima
And i got no bedding for it yet tbf xD
Wouldve slept in it tonight otherwise
how difficult is it?, we're in same country.
No night heater ?
I've had diarrhea at the toilet next to the road there 😃
I do over 120 nights a year
Bro what 😭
It shuts off after a frw min
So it’s a minute heater instead of a night heater

Can you not shut the idle shutdown timer off?
No
Wtf
you could not wait?
For what
for shooting brown particles from your butt
that snow sounds really wet
Thanks
Iveco moment

I didn't see this until now, sorry!
If you're thinking of the driving part, I will have to say challenging. But I've only driven for 2 weeks now through the traffic school.
If you're thinking about the road to take the license. It's easy + difficult.
A lot of theoretical material to read and understand.
A steep learning curve from car -> truck
Only thing i dont like on it so far
Is the steering wheel
As its not adjustable much at all
Just tilt and thats it
Cant bring it up or down so its closer to u and more comfortable
Our Renault have the same type of steering wheel adjustment, which is practically none 
Yeah its very annoying
like yes it could be less straining and muscle pains if id move closer forwards with my seat
but then id have more knee pain
as its not as spacious of a cab 
i hit the colum trying to get out the truck
even with the wheel in the most up position against dash and seat down
(i have to bounce on it to go down when i press the button to lower it)
Lightweight much? 
Same with daf
Another iveco moment
Was a little slippy there, almost hit the container 🤣
Well well well
Its pretty nice engine😁
Can guess how the feeling was when you lost the grip 
start walking like the box is telling you to
.
Way too much truck for one man
Oh un Daf
Thats the real deal
Naa, no need to stress
@formal minnow Je bent een idioot
Atleast i know it comes from a bigger one
A swede

💀
No white truck?
did you put coolaid in the fuel tank
water
Yes
Wrong
then where
Yes
Although the places I’ve passed in Belgium have looked very clean
France is a shithole tho
eh
99% of truckstops i have stopped in belgium
are absolute vile
filled with eastern europeans and reeking of piss
Oh I dont think I’ve stopped in one in Belgium
alltough if u park at a4 near schiphol
itll be the same
went to take break today
u know how the passtroughs are where u either go left to the next row or straight?
In the bigger van ?
Lol
Nice
no like
its good
my back always hurts
its SOOOO nice
😂
its either on or off
same with cooled seat
Wdym lol
WHAT
Nah
(i dont)
Ye
i miss my learner scania
New gen ?
the legroom / seat room is way bigger
yes it was a ng
the cab is way bigger
so u have way more leg room
when driving
Idk I’ve never been on anything other than S series and globetrotter Volvo
Oh yes I’ve been on a Daf once too but I don’t remember how it was
It somehow managed to stall
How do you stall an automatic truck
the one i had to do my code 95 in
for the enclosed area
that thing was worn tf out
speaking of worn out
Holy shit theres still snow in this country?????
my steering wheel squeeks / gives some resistance turning left
Only thing I miss from my old Scania is the lower seating position. That's all
so i think theres a bearing going out
The iveco seat goes quite low
In the iveco ?
Bruh
or going out
What is not wrong with that truck
Lol
mechanically nothing
What why
i know for a fact once i get some bed sheets and stuff
if i do sleep at company
ill probably park next to the warehouse under the roof
especially if i am late and deicde to sleep in during summer
as it has no klima
and then itll be in shade
KLIMA
My sheets are just some random ones I took from home
You can’t make it stay on indefinetly ?
Also as a side note everyone should drive these rather than rigid 25.25m, much more enjoyable to drive
Smoother
no
and i dont think theyd be happy
Wtf
if i idle all night
And you touching the wheel doesnt send the trailer to narnia
ofcourse its smoother
its cuz u dont have a dolly hooked up that gets kicked out when u steer
On my scania i can control the idle rpm with the cruise control buttons
yes but i dont think theyd like
And it makes it not turn off
9 hours idling for no reason
Yeah xd
if ur parked in proper shade
and theres hopefully a light breeze u dont need ac
i think if id park next to water
Idk I thought trucks would consume more fuel at idle than they do
and theres some breeze my truck wont be warm
they dont use much but the engines struggle to get oil to the top
i heard
so its hard on them wear wise
Trip computer says it’s consuming 1.5l per hour idling
Ohh
Our trucks are leased so we don’t care about that

fair enough
but u got heater and aircon anyways at night
does your scania have the recycle heat thing
Yes
where it uses engine heat
Uhhh
so u dont have to use heater during day if ur waiting
my learner truck had it
good for like 5-6 hours of decent heating
So like a regular heating system







