Umamusume: Pretty Derby | The Nobeds Discord | Page 5

latent magnet Dec 21, 2025, 1:08 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/el-condor-pasa-uma-musume-umamusume-el-condor-pasa-uma-musume-gif-13276612770273625865

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south snow Dec 21, 2025, 1:33 AM

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why tazuna at A? she gives so much shit advice

latent magnet Dec 21, 2025, 6:01 AM

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idk :v

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I'll think of funny tier names another time (if I care enough)

halcyon wing Dec 21, 2025, 7:41 AM

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south snow why tazuna at A? she gives so much shit advice

Because she is peak

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Tazuna... not horse you say

latent magnet Dec 21, 2025, 7:51 AM

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*to be determined

halcyon wing Dec 21, 2025, 7:52 AM

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XD

halcyon wing Dec 21, 2025, 8:59 AM

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Okay well that's CindGrey for now

tacit nexus Dec 21, 2025, 4:15 PM

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https://youtu.be/VcctzPRgvTM?si=05M-ITTtz0OS90RC

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Sealyx

Grand Theft Auto: Pretty Derby

PART II:
https://youtu.be/dMB14R5-Rug

anything but training

Mods:
https://www.gtainside.de/user/TwinFaruza

#gtasanandreas #umamusume

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halcyon wing Dec 22, 2025, 9:04 PM

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Common Vodka W

latent magnet Dec 22, 2025, 9:17 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-vodka-daiwa-scarlet-anime-cheek-pinch-gif-21479524

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real owl Dec 22, 2025, 9:33 PM

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^best friends forever

halcyon wing Dec 22, 2025, 9:58 PM

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rivals

real owl Dec 22, 2025, 10:11 PM

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enemies to..

tacit nexus Dec 22, 2025, 10:21 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-vodka-scream-if-you-love-vodsca-gif-17856140893297237942

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latent magnet Dec 23, 2025, 5:20 AM

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halcyon wing Dec 23, 2025, 10:25 AM

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tacit nexus https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-vodka-scream-if-you-love-vodsca-gif-...

I hate you XD

tacit nexus Dec 24, 2025, 12:44 PM

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halcyon wing Dec 24, 2025, 7:23 PM

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Charming and Practice Perfect before the debut race.

I'm locking in lads this is it!

latent magnet Dec 24, 2025, 7:26 PM

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~~inb4 gets last in debut race~~

halcyon wing Dec 24, 2025, 7:50 PM

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no but uh

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everything kinda uh

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tapered off

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no swinging maestro

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no prof. curve

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sudden taper off on where training was landing

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yeah...

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This should have been the one to finally overthrow my god run of Oguri way back when

halcyon wing Dec 24, 2025, 9:32 PM

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okay and unique epithet on a throwaway run for points

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incredible

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Oh my god she's so precious

latent magnet Dec 24, 2025, 10:20 PM

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so vodka believes santa is hagrid

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halcyon wing Dec 24, 2025, 11:34 PM

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That's insane XD

south snow Dec 25, 2025, 12:20 AM

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latent magnet

El Mysterio Gift

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bruh

halcyon wing Dec 25, 2025, 12:27 AM

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on brand as ever

south snow Dec 25, 2025, 12:30 AM

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what's Manhattan's christmas dialog, haven't seen it if it exists

south snow Dec 25, 2025, 3:13 AM

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south snow what's Manhattan's christmas dialog, haven't seen it if it exists

latent magnet Dec 25, 2025, 3:14 AM

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One step closer to finishing the game

halcyon wing Dec 25, 2025, 4:14 PM

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There's two 😭

latent magnet Dec 25, 2025, 4:53 PM

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south snow Dec 25, 2025, 4:54 PM

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halcyon wing There's two 😭

maybe she was gonna say lowe's

halcyon wing Dec 25, 2025, 10:02 PM

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ON THE SEMI FINALS, FUCK

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I think that was a new PB run potentially toooooooooo faaaacccckkkkk

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Everything was so close

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so close

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no losses (bar Arima Kinen) too xd

halcyon wing Dec 26, 2025, 1:18 PM

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There's more in it

tacit nexus Dec 26, 2025, 4:34 PM

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https://youtu.be/R18XxV3xyZk?si=2nmwpr5NC6xV9JKb

YouTube

keeper

the seiun sky video

the seiun sky video: starring seiun sky from hit 2018 anime (and later hit 2021 game) Umamusume: Pretty Derby
song is Tea at the night of Christmas from K-ON! OST

happy holidays and merry christmas again everyone! maybe like and subscribe and comment as a present for me... please

yep i like umamusume now. its pretty cool and im feeling better ...

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latent magnet Dec 26, 2025, 5:00 PM

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I passed by that yesterday

halcyon wing Dec 26, 2025, 5:02 PM

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Life changing video

halcyon wing Dec 27, 2025, 8:25 PM

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Gunning for a perfect Vodka run now

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I just need luck with the perks and my card events

latent magnet Dec 28, 2025, 3:14 AM

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https://youtube.com/shorts/UMr2z3N3jMU?si=uaY2Sa6eWxdCaTWn

YouTube

F2Pain

Taiki Shuttle Uses Shooting For Victory! It's Super Effective! #uma...

#taiki #uma #prettyderby #reddeadredemption #reddeadredemption2

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halcyon wing Dec 28, 2025, 8:50 PM

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There's.... more.... in it.....

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Plus I didn't get fucking prof of curve

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I'm about to spend real money to get a Kita copy man

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south snow Dec 28, 2025, 11:16 PM

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last night i had an umamusume dream where stay gold gave haru a cup of coffee and then the game basically became a creepypasta with haru saying random stuff before she reveals she was playing a prank with the help of Manhattan, what?

halcyon wing Dec 29, 2025, 12:19 AM

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it's a sign

latent magnet Dec 29, 2025, 4:41 AM

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https://fixvx.com/IHaveBread_/status/2005323311023321376?s=20
@halcyon wing

Bread 🍞 (@IHaveBread_)

https://t.co/3rlZfGrpi8

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real owl Dec 29, 2025, 1:57 PM

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https://x.com/shop_nui_bnn/status/2005262457577648303?s=20 @halcyon wing

shopぬい【バンダイナムコヌイ公式】 (@shop_nui_bnn)

📢新情報

アニメ『ウマ娘シンデレラグレイ』より、「スーパークリーク」の「BIGフェイスぬいぐるみ」が商品化決定‼️

続報をお楽しみに✨

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https://x.com/NontaL22/status/2005566620278849658?s=20

nonta (@NontaL22)

@shop_nui_bnn

halcyon wing Dec 29, 2025, 2:11 PM

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Might need that...

real owl Dec 29, 2025, 2:19 PM

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this is peak marketing ngl

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creek that episode was a massive hit

halcyon wing Dec 29, 2025, 2:31 PM

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truly

real owl Dec 29, 2025, 10:24 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/run_rotary/status/2005752680338317593?s=20

Run_Rotary (@run_rotary)

These are my favorite in 2025
2025 is busy, although I don't know what I'm busy with. Maybe it's WT or EFT, so that I don't draw much
At the end of 2025, I think I want some suggestions under this tweet or dm me,like cars, scenes, umas etc
Anyway, I hope everyone has a happy 2026

halcyon wing Dec 30, 2025, 11:08 PM

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Is this going too far?

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plushie is amazing quality btw

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super nice fabric

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on par with my Japanese Pikachu's... which ig lines up

south snow Dec 31, 2025, 12:22 AM

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halcyon wing Is this going too far?

no this is perfectly reasonable

latent magnet Dec 31, 2025, 12:33 AM

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halcyon wing Is this going too far?

it could be worse you could be unironically considering buying a el condor pasa body pillow for the funnies

halcyon wing Dec 31, 2025, 9:00 AM

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I mean

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it would be funny

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but idk for how long XD

latent magnet Jan 1, 2026, 6:48 AM

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J34f2GJ2CqhzLyN9XccvJ7-N2pqLeBkaMJLiO72A1CvMo5lQYXZrjC-1O4DIXn73Ge0TcTvcBHCVOAs512-rw-nd-v1.png

real owl Jan 1, 2026, 1:54 PM

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https://x.com/hobbylink/status/2006379905416823193?s=46 @halcyon wing

HobbyLink Japan (@hobbylink)

Nendoroid Oguri Cap (Uma Musume: Pretty Derby)

🍚Preorder Now🍚
https://t.co/fjTlkchtm2

halcyon wing Jan 1, 2026, 2:00 PM

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I hope it comes with extra food

latent magnet Jan 1, 2026, 5:57 PM

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Tempting but I still haven't gotten the other one I preordered

halcyon wing Jan 1, 2026, 5:58 PM

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oh?

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Did it not have a shipping date or anything?

latent magnet Jan 1, 2026, 6:00 PM

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It says q1 2026 on the email so it's basically eventually

halcyon wing Jan 1, 2026, 6:01 PM

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Oh yeah no wonder then

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At most another 3 months

halcyon wing Jan 2, 2026, 8:20 AM

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This Scorpio cup is brought to you with consistent second place finishes

real owl Jan 2, 2026, 10:25 AM

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https://x.com/pixloen/status/2006756717791686869?s=20 @halcyon wing look bottom right

pixloen (@pixloen)

here's a new look at the upcoming cursors :>

these might take a bit longer since im going to be a bit busy over the next couple of weeks

halcyon wing Jan 2, 2026, 10:26 AM

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Updated Vodka cursor??????!!!!!!

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Big 26 looking up

halcyon wing Jan 2, 2026, 2:02 PM

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Maru is so unbelievably based

halcyon wing Jan 3, 2026, 9:17 AM

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Big!

tacit nexus Jan 4, 2026, 10:47 PM

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https://streamable.com/s3wydx

Streamable

Watch goldship fumbles a combo and dies | Streamable

Watch "goldship fumbles a combo and dies" on Streamable.

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halcyon wing Jan 5, 2026, 5:55 PM

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4 wins this Champions Meeting!!!

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in Group B sure...

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I couldn't get the 3 wins needed for Group A, so close so many times

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halcyon wing Jan 5, 2026, 6:57 PM

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It keeps getting better

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I love procrastinating

halcyon wing Jan 5, 2026, 7:37 PM

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And with a Maru run I've finally pushed the opp off the team

south snow Jan 6, 2026, 2:52 PM

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wow

halcyon wing Jan 6, 2026, 6:37 PM

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Massive

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Finally beat my legendary Oguri run from months ago

latent magnet Jan 6, 2026, 9:01 PM

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latent magnet Jan 7, 2026, 1:08 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/participation-points-simon-gif-18138222

Tenor

halcyon wing Jan 7, 2026, 6:46 AM

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won group B

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I'm quite pleased with this

latent magnet Jan 7, 2026, 8:13 AM

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tacit nexus Jan 8, 2026, 8:09 PM

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https://youtu.be/mdCN5dSG7rw?si=65OqIhxmC360bsbo

YouTube

shizahn

daitaku helios

song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UJZ8CndI8Y&list=RD3UJZ8CndI8Y&start_radio=1

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https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-carl-skeleton-daitaku-helios-gif-13045125812539583489

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halcyon wing Jan 9, 2026, 5:43 PM

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I want a full version of the rap

south snow Jan 10, 2026, 1:29 AM

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halcyon wing Jan 10, 2026, 4:56 PM

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She got it

latent magnet Jan 11, 2026, 3:17 AM

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El condor pasa still eludes me

south snow Jan 14, 2026, 3:43 AM

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a hot spring ticket + first A+ rank

tacit nexus Jan 14, 2026, 6:50 AM

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https://youtu.be/K0_AzHThKF4?si=YU-2xgjPr5A3hBsk great minds think alike

YouTube

Wookiee

What is she doing?

that tweet summoned me, my bad

Linkin Park - One Step Closer
#umamusume #umamusumeprettyderby #umamusumeglobal #taninogimlet
#gimlet

description readers get rewarded,
i'm lending you the keys to my daily driver playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/50m6QRTP28Dk4iu71QJAXJ?si=2EJ6JyxXS6GK64uvYpGlVA

and this if you want to follow: 4986...

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latent magnet Jan 16, 2026, 6:38 AM

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@halcyon wing

halcyon wing Jan 16, 2026, 6:40 AM

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Is that Els unique epithet?

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I've never seen that one

latent magnet Jan 16, 2026, 6:54 AM

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yea

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first run with her that was undefeated too I think

halcyon wing Jan 16, 2026, 7:01 AM

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damn man good going

halcyon wing Jan 18, 2026, 9:58 AM

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I'm binging the event story today

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Man I love Biwa, what a peak character

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Oguri is hilarious as well

south snow Jan 19, 2026, 1:05 AM

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halcyon wing Jan 19, 2026, 6:26 AM

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You got her?

tacit nexus Jan 19, 2026, 7:26 AM

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south snow

https://tenor.com/view/money-physics-motion-rich-ballin-gif-1495226031920328351

Tenor

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fine motion

south snow Jan 19, 2026, 9:45 AM

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halcyon wing You got her?

no i got that from discord and thought it was funny

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(i have her ssr wit card so i basically already have her)

halcyon wing Jan 19, 2026, 1:34 PM

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I kinda want her

south snow Jan 20, 2026, 12:57 PM

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white outfit glitch, happened with little cocon too but only in her signature outfit for some reason (although i couldn't get a screenshot of it)

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did not happen in races, only in events

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and very rarely too

halcyon wing Jan 20, 2026, 1:18 PM

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oh wow that's weird

halcyon wing Jan 20, 2026, 9:54 PM

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idk how I got so close this time

latent magnet Jan 20, 2026, 11:05 PM

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I don't have the energy to comit to the 1m points worth of runs

south snow Jan 21, 2026, 1:22 AM

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latent magnet I don't have the energy to comit to the 1m points worth of runs

weak. (just ignore that fact that you probably beat me in every other part of the game)

latent magnet Jan 21, 2026, 1:27 AM

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I probably do not

south snow Jan 21, 2026, 1:27 AM

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latent magnet I probably do not

no i genuinely suck

latent magnet Jan 21, 2026, 4:33 AM

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@halcyon wing

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Google play carats now

south snow Jan 23, 2026, 3:01 AM

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so glad the new story chapter has a race that is lore friendly for Manhattan

halcyon wing Jan 23, 2026, 12:52 PM

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oh that's cool

latent magnet Jan 24, 2026, 5:08 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/oh-my-star-trek-gif-19129737

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halcyon wing Jan 25, 2026, 10:45 PM

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make sure to claim and redeem this folks

south snow Jan 26, 2026, 12:24 AM

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halcyon wing make sure to claim and redeem this folks

i got a fucking guts card

latent magnet Jan 26, 2026, 2:13 AM

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I got fucking trolled

halcyon wing Jan 26, 2026, 6:25 AM

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ah...

halcyon wing Jan 26, 2026, 6:44 AM

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the game knows how to keep me playing

halcyon wing Jan 26, 2026, 7:45 PM

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We're so back (I'm not going to survive)

latent magnet Jan 26, 2026, 7:47 PM

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I've already been sweated out of c6

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https://tenor.com/view/el-condor-pasa-poor-broke-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-6359708500114064277

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halcyon wing Jan 26, 2026, 7:47 PM

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Yeah it's not gonna stick

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if only I had more money and no sense of value

real owl Jan 27, 2026, 1:02 PM

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https://x.com/keian_lim/status/2015839676356252076?s=20

KLKZ78 (@keian_lim)

Compilation of the Umacars series so far, what other combos should I do?

#umamusume #umamusumeprettyderby #fanart

latent magnet Jan 27, 2026, 10:12 PM

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halcyon wing Jan 28, 2026, 6:45 AM

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don't miss out lads

halcyon wing Jan 28, 2026, 6:45 AM

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latent magnet

aww man so close

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you trying wit training?

latent magnet Jan 28, 2026, 6:46 AM

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doing a lil bit

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might need to do more

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oh yea

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halcyon wing Jan 28, 2026, 8:25 AM

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DAMMMMNNNN

latent magnet Jan 28, 2026, 8:43 AM

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And somehow got the unique epithet first run

halcyon wing Jan 28, 2026, 1:12 PM

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Yo nice dude

south snow Jan 28, 2026, 3:20 PM

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free 10 scout pull

halcyon wing Jan 28, 2026, 4:04 PM

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BIG

south snow Jan 29, 2026, 12:39 AM

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i dont know how she won but im glad she did manhattan_cafe

latent magnet Jan 29, 2026, 2:24 AM

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Idk how this happened either
Wouldn't feel as annoying if it wasn't a throwaway team

halcyon wing Jan 29, 2026, 10:41 PM

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LFG!

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Two of my most wanted fits from previous banners

south snow Jan 30, 2026, 3:34 AM

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south snow free 10 scout pull

completed the 1st career with her, she front runned while i set her to late surge and won by 10 L

halcyon wing Jan 30, 2026, 10:39 PM

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GOATed run

south snow Feb 1, 2026, 11:12 AM

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front running end closer

halcyon wing Feb 1, 2026, 6:12 PM

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I've just gotten McQueens hot spring ticket two runs in a row

latent magnet Feb 1, 2026, 7:32 PM

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I just get carrot

halcyon wing Feb 1, 2026, 7:34 PM

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still better than tissues mate

latent magnet Feb 1, 2026, 8:04 PM

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I got tissues twice in a row once

halcyon wing Feb 1, 2026, 8:56 PM

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Oh that is a toughie

halcyon wing Feb 1, 2026, 10:02 PM

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not sure I've seen this before XD

latent magnet Feb 1, 2026, 11:38 PM

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My last run so close

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Also I was just proud of that derby win :v

halcyon wing Feb 3, 2026, 8:06 PM

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I think this counts as a lfg?

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obvs would have been nice to get the same one for the uncap but like

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collection is complete

latent magnet Feb 3, 2026, 10:20 PM

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I've had better luck with trainee scouting than cards (was a ticket pull0

halcyon wing Feb 3, 2026, 10:39 PM

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yo nice

south snow Feb 4, 2026, 1:17 AM

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latent magnet Feb 4, 2026, 3:22 AM

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this bitch omg

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😭

south snow Feb 6, 2026, 12:43 PM

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and this is all i get

tacit nexus Feb 6, 2026, 5:10 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/tamamo-cross-ishowspeed-meme-umamusume-umamusume-cinderella-gray-gif-14287973158711908051

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halcyon wing Feb 6, 2026, 10:35 PM

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Those sparks are tough

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I've not got a 3* spark in forever either

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And stuck at my current rank umas without some card upgrades imho, or cheating (looking up some combos online)

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Think I'll wait for the Riko/Tazuna banner then cash in my 20k carrats

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And hope I can save back up in time for Dia and Curren's wedding fit

latent magnet Feb 6, 2026, 11:38 PM

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I usually only get a 3* if it's wit or guts

halcyon wing Feb 7, 2026, 4:35 PM

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almost all of mine are power

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I have a speed 3* but it's legacies are power XD

halcyon wing Feb 7, 2026, 9:08 PM

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BIG!

halcyon wing Feb 7, 2026, 9:27 PM

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Finally

latent magnet Feb 8, 2026, 4:42 AM

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Still no hot spring tickets for me

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south snow Feb 9, 2026, 4:45 PM

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right before i go to sleep

halcyon wing Feb 9, 2026, 5:31 PM

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Nicely done man

south snow Feb 11, 2026, 1:28 AM

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south snow Feb 11, 2026, 3:32 PM

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south snow

2 hot springs in a day

halcyon wing Feb 11, 2026, 4:01 PM

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Vodka peak

south snow Feb 11, 2026, 4:03 PM

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halcyon wing Feb 11, 2026, 4:09 PM

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What the hell XD

paper sierra Feb 11, 2026, 9:30 PM

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I'm gonna kill myself for putting a single message here. but in lore, skeletor plays this shit when not playing destiny

tacit nexus Feb 11, 2026, 9:54 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-tanino-gimlet-training-gif-6782420856808760282

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latent magnet Feb 11, 2026, 10:02 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/el-condor-pasa-el-condor-pasa-uma-musume-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-4471264091988473897

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halcyon wing Feb 11, 2026, 10:26 PM

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I GOT IT

tacit nexus Feb 11, 2026, 10:28 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-mejiro-mcqueen-gold-ship-still-in-love-el-condor-pasa-gif-9748547610617531090

Tenor

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uma space program

halcyon wing Feb 11, 2026, 10:29 PM

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Lore accurate

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This might be big too tbh

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I know have Kita and Riko at the same level so can run MLB friends Super Creek for my long runs

paper sierra Feb 11, 2026, 11:34 PM

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oh shit i realised i can actually leave these

halcyon wing Feb 13, 2026, 10:14 PM

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Good luck in the CM. This one looks to be a pain atm lol

latent magnet Feb 13, 2026, 10:15 PM

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nah man I'm cooked

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I only won the last one bc I did open league

latent magnet Feb 13, 2026, 10:31 PM

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In reference to chonkyposting

halcyon wing Feb 13, 2026, 10:32 PM

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XD

latent magnet Feb 13, 2026, 10:32 PM

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would have been her or maruzensky for me tbh

halcyon wing Feb 13, 2026, 10:32 PM

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Yeah I uh, bought a lot of them

latent magnet Feb 13, 2026, 10:33 PM

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nah I went more out of my way

halcyon wing Feb 13, 2026, 10:33 PM

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And now that I have, I get her consistently in Uma rolls and daily sales 😭

latent magnet Feb 13, 2026, 10:33 PM

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phoenix ashes for the clover burn pile I say

halcyon wing Feb 13, 2026, 10:34 PM

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Not much to buy with Clovers tho

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The money is worth more

latent magnet Feb 13, 2026, 10:35 PM

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for the rolls

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my third highest star piece count is unironically tama

latent magnet Feb 14, 2026, 5:08 AM

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south snow Feb 14, 2026, 1:10 PM

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got another hot spring today, still dont know how to properly train nice nature

glad rapids Feb 14, 2026, 1:52 PM

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Gluttonous activities

halcyon wing Feb 14, 2026, 2:00 PM

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Love to see it

glad rapids Feb 14, 2026, 2:16 PM

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Please I need this

halcyon wing Feb 14, 2026, 2:39 PM

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oo what race are you at?

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glad rapids Feb 14, 2026, 2:55 PM

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halcyon wing oo what race are you at?

It was just a small 1000 followers race

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This is how I'm doing rn

halcyon wing Feb 14, 2026, 2:56 PM

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Not bad, not bad

south snow Feb 14, 2026, 3:31 PM

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halcyon wing Feb 14, 2026, 4:54 PM

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I've done it again

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Back to back hot spring tickets

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King Halo and now Curren Chan (second time)

glad rapids Feb 14, 2026, 8:52 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2022356245437407425 my recommendations are dead

Bread 🍞 (@IHaveBread_)

https://t.co/Kg4CRmwgKr

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halcyon wing Feb 14, 2026, 11:37 PM

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Make that 3 spring tickets in a row

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I also now have Sweep and Manhatten SR at MLB

glad rapids Feb 15, 2026, 1:39 AM

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https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2022381011372511706

Marini (@GyaruGlow)

Oguri stole Tamamo’s present 😭

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latent magnet Feb 15, 2026, 4:30 AM

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glad rapids Feb 18, 2026, 5:54 PM

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halcyon wing Feb 18, 2026, 6:01 PM

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hm, seems out of character

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she should have ate it all by now

glad rapids Feb 18, 2026, 6:06 PM

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Fair

halcyon wing Feb 18, 2026, 7:31 PM

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So I gambled more and now my Riko is uncapped 3 times

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which is, I think, rather big

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Definitely feel more under pressure from whales tho like

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grind is real

glad rapids Feb 18, 2026, 7:48 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/gambling-gamble-gambler-old-man-addiction-gif-13539663578305331391

Tenor

glad rapids Feb 21, 2026, 11:25 PM

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I got one of the new banners without knowing it smh

halcyon wing Feb 22, 2026, 7:19 AM

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damn you got pure autism

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I'm jealous XD

halcyon wing Feb 22, 2026, 1:32 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/live/k1P9iuCGlCM?si=pZjgBXmQ8kTbjr_U

YouTube

ぱかチューブっ!【ウマ娘公式】

「ウマ娘プリティーダービー」ぱかライブTV Vol.62...

公式生配信番組「ぱかライブTV Vol.62 5th Anniversary Umazing Special！」を放送します！今回は未発表の新たなウマ娘役として海弓シュリさん、近貞月乃さん、嶋野花さん、愛美さんの4名が初出走！総勢11名のキャストで、ゲームリリース5周年を記念して豪華にお届...

▶ Play video

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They're showing the new Umas for JP

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Well, if I'm gathering the odd words I understand and have my knowledge correct

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There's some outfits that are great

halcyon wing Feb 22, 2026, 1:57 PM

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They're opening a physical convenience store with drinks, umbrellas and merch 😭

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glad rapids Feb 22, 2026, 2:19 PM

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halcyon wing https://www.youtube.com/live/k1P9iuCGlCM?si=pZjgBXmQ8kTbjr_U

I'm trying my best to understand whats happening

halcyon wing Feb 22, 2026, 2:20 PM

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I can only understand words and try to pick up context

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but baso end is announcements, the bit I caught then end of was introducing Umas

glad rapids Feb 22, 2026, 2:27 PM

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halcyon wing Feb 22, 2026, 5:17 PM

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Pain

south snow Feb 23, 2026, 12:13 AM

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L is real

split sequoia Feb 23, 2026, 5:15 PM

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https://x.com/daringtactical/status/2025876831610831008?s=46&t=HfnvEoehZ1Kxd0AezoFoxA

Daring Tact (@DaringTactical)

//hold on i cant get that quote out of my mind lol

halcyon wing Feb 23, 2026, 6:49 PM

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Long distance is still my barrier for some reason...

glad rapids Feb 23, 2026, 9:53 PM

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latent magnet Feb 24, 2026, 7:08 AM

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https://youtube.com/shorts/PMDELvwNw5M?si=nLTwMC39Jb_Ijo-C
horse gooners be like:

YouTube

Shanaha

Valentine Mihono Bourbon is CENSORED in a whole new way on Global #...

M*ster

Other Platforms ----------------------------------
Discord - https://discord.gg/jb99yVyZRQ
Twitch - http://twitch.tv/shanaha_vt

Business Inquiries ----------------------------------
[email protected]

▶ Play video

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https://tenor.com/view/benson-rage-regular-show-regular-show-benson-zwyczajny-serial-benson-gif-2569066836110703060

Tenor

halcyon wing Feb 24, 2026, 8:18 AM

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yknow what's funny

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Matikanefukukitaru still calls you master

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it's just an accurate to intent translation for Bourbon, soon as master has a different meanings in the west

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fml man these people actually need to go outside and smell the coffee swear down they don't understand translation nuance

glad rapids Feb 24, 2026, 10:47 PM

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latent magnet https://youtube.com/shorts/PMDELvwNw5M?si=nLTwMC39Jb_Ijo-C horse gooners be like...

Like this will change smth

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Literally complaining about anything

split sequoia Feb 25, 2026, 11:06 AM

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glad rapids Feb 25, 2026, 11:11 AM

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I wanted to post that when I saw it on twitter until I realised you were the original poster

south snow Feb 25, 2026, 2:57 PM

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she lost the health chakra gamble and i was a sneeze away from getting my 2nd A+

halcyon wing Feb 25, 2026, 2:59 PM

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oh man :///

tacit nexus Feb 25, 2026, 4:10 PM

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glad rapids

brc mention

latent magnet Feb 25, 2026, 8:05 PM

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south snow she lost the health chakra gamble and i was a sneeze away from getting my 2nd A+

Better than my last el condor pasa run by like 120 points

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Although I haven't played for a while

south snow Feb 26, 2026, 10:33 AM

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halcyon wing Feb 27, 2026, 5:51 PM

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Crazy

glad rapids Feb 27, 2026, 8:20 PM

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9th place is insane

latent magnet Feb 27, 2026, 8:42 PM

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Worst she got on mine was 3rd

halcyon wing Feb 27, 2026, 9:49 PM

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I've not lost to her yet

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But that is because Vodka is OP

latent magnet Feb 27, 2026, 9:54 PM

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I mean the legend racers are b+ so most decent umas can handle it

latent magnet Feb 27, 2026, 10:10 PM

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https://fixvx.com/i/status/2027242756750369073

Smthingdifrnt (@Smthingdifrnt)

Someone moaned when tachyon took her shoes off

QRT: Smthingdifrnt
Gonna watch the midnight premiere lmao

glad rapids Feb 27, 2026, 10:44 PM

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Ez

glad rapids Feb 27, 2026, 10:45 PM

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latent magnet https://fixvx.com/i/status/2027242756750369073

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

Tenor

tacit nexus Feb 27, 2026, 10:56 PM

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latent magnet https://fixvx.com/i/status/2027242756750369073

hideo kojima gonna go crazy when he hears about this

glad rapids Feb 27, 2026, 10:58 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/hideo-kojima-mgs-rocket-metal-gear-idkguyidk-gif-6710607785251356347

Tenor

halcyon wing Feb 27, 2026, 11:29 PM

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latent magnet I mean the legend racers are b+ so most decent umas can handle it

Let me have this man

latent magnet Feb 28, 2026, 2:07 AM

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It was good

halcyon wing Mar 1, 2026, 2:01 AM

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I really hope they release it here

south snow Mar 1, 2026, 10:14 AM

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anyway

halcyon wing Mar 1, 2026, 10:49 AM

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Did you just do recreation?

south snow Mar 1, 2026, 11:06 AM

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halcyon wing Did you just do recreation?

no i just kept on training at 0 energy

halcyon wing Mar 1, 2026, 11:07 AM

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Impressive honestly

south snow Mar 1, 2026, 11:08 AM

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halcyon wing Impressive honestly

and yet somehow still won the debut

halcyon wing Mar 1, 2026, 11:08 AM

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I read up on this online

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Apparently in the career you get a hidden stat buff in races

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prolly to help with TT and CM builds where you just don't need a specific stat for that distance

south snow Mar 1, 2026, 11:10 AM

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halcyon wing Apparently in the career you get a hidden stat buff in races

yea but the debut opponents are also complete push overs, with one of the only ways to lose is to be blocked

halcyon wing Mar 1, 2026, 11:10 AM

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Also true

south snow Mar 1, 2026, 11:11 AM

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until i actually try to be good at career where they just activate their zone for no reason

halcyon wing Mar 1, 2026, 11:11 AM

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Yeah I feel that

south snow Mar 2, 2026, 1:48 AM

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wide quail Mar 2, 2026, 3:33 AM

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Honse watching honse game

south snow Mar 2, 2026, 12:51 PM

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2nd A+

halcyon wing Mar 2, 2026, 4:31 PM

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yooo nice dude

halcyon wing Mar 2, 2026, 5:10 PM

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I got my best Air Groove run and only realised at the end she was B rank on mile... which her stats are perfect for 😭

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that's the 2AM run for you

south snow Mar 3, 2026, 7:04 AM

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maintenance

halcyon wing Mar 3, 2026, 7:20 AM

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That's tough

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They're running some additional valentines day celebrations rn too, tho idk why it's late?

south snow Mar 3, 2026, 8:46 AM

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glad rapids Mar 3, 2026, 5:54 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2028819737526816783 gold

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

A new Resident Evil Requiem mod lets Umamasume fans replace main character Grace with Mihono Bourbon's model in-game

halcyon wing Mar 4, 2026, 6:48 PM

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So close yet so far XD

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No S ranks as I'm pretty certain I would need a Wit or Guts deck to do that and my usual decks are far from perfect

glad rapids Mar 4, 2026, 7:09 PM

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halcyon wing

I see one staring at my soul

halcyon wing Mar 4, 2026, 7:42 PM

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yeah?

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Not the one who sees spirits surely XD

glad rapids Mar 4, 2026, 8:09 PM

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no no

latent magnet Mar 4, 2026, 8:16 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-beginning-of-a-new-era-gif-12475232483217937905

Tenor

glad rapids Mar 6, 2026, 5:07 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2029922509542363261

Bread 🍞 (@IHaveBread_)

https://t.co/HkTtGARx4p

▶ Play video

latent magnet Mar 8, 2026, 3:54 AM

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one of these days I'll be decent enough to win 😭

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but at least I'm not last

glad rapids Mar 8, 2026, 6:38 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-gif-1332198805481539447

Tenor

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She had too many pickles in her burger

latent magnet Mar 8, 2026, 6:43 AM

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I did get that event once :(

south snow Mar 8, 2026, 12:39 PM

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another A+ in the bag, also got best sprinter award for fuji kiseki

halcyon wing Mar 8, 2026, 12:45 PM

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yoooo

glad rapids Mar 8, 2026, 12:51 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-cinderella-gray-anime-cingray-gif-2346013299032971648

Tenor

south snow Mar 8, 2026, 4:12 PM

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halcyon wing Mar 9, 2026, 7:16 AM

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3 days til the new scenario

south snow Mar 9, 2026, 11:42 AM

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👀

halcyon wing Mar 10, 2026, 4:51 PM

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https://youtu.be/igGd_MEKfBk?si=h7bHtws0NXPpToC_

I think this makes substance abuse (more) canon than just Tachyon

YouTube

Umamusume: Pretty Derby

Golshi's Special Delivery: What's in the Box?!

Golshi is back—and she's received a special delivery! 📦
Looks like it's from Symboli Rudolf... What could be inside?
Catch up on the latest in-game developments in this topsy-turvy unboxing!

Umamusume: Pretty Derby
Join us at the starting line!

🥕 Download Here:
App Store
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/id6480433538

Google Play
https://...

▶ Play video

latent magnet Mar 10, 2026, 4:59 PM

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knowing goldship tho I'd expect the "delivery" to be more like thishttps://youtube.com/shorts/mZHbEDMfStg?si=4-qwUCYr3uvakA4Y

YouTube

Mr leon

peters peace offering hahaha 😂#shorts #subscribe #funny #family

▶ Play video

glad rapids Mar 10, 2026, 5:31 PM

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halcyon wing 3 days til the new scenario

What is it going to be about? That's the first time I hear smth about it

halcyon wing Mar 10, 2026, 5:31 PM

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tbh mate, I've heard bad things

glad rapids Mar 10, 2026, 5:31 PM

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Oh.

halcyon wing Mar 10, 2026, 5:31 PM

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little scared for it

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takes way more time to do a career apparently

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it's just run as many races as possible

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But the scores you get are like

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off the charts

glad rapids Mar 10, 2026, 5:32 PM

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Off the charts?

halcyon wing Mar 10, 2026, 5:32 PM

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Advice was to use the schedule system

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yeah really high

glad rapids Mar 10, 2026, 5:32 PM

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In a positive way or bad way

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Oh

halcyon wing Mar 10, 2026, 5:32 PM

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B+ = like UG or whatever

glad rapids Mar 10, 2026, 5:32 PM

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Mhm okay I see

halcyon wing Mar 10, 2026, 5:33 PM

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yeah I'll reserve judgement but like

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read some of the Japanese comments in that video

real owl Mar 10, 2026, 5:33 PM

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ive been hearing about this scenario since before scenario 2 got released

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the jp players basically say its the worst scenario/state uma jp was ever in

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because its hard as shit but is mandatory for the cups and highscores etc

halcyon wing Mar 10, 2026, 5:35 PM

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wishful thinking but

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maybe

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they did some changes... like when they backported the QoL stuff

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I gotta keep grinding anyway for the Uma rolls xd

south snow Mar 10, 2026, 11:56 PM

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new scenario is gonna be irl haru urara career simulator

latent magnet Mar 10, 2026, 11:57 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/haru-urara-gif-1332198805481539447

Tenor

real owl Mar 11, 2026, 6:09 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/Wonder0f_/status/2031519508054061300?s=20

✠ {Ali} 👻็็็🌻🐧☕ (@Wonder0f_)

Aston Machan

▶ Play video

halcyon wing Mar 11, 2026, 6:51 PM

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Aston Machan is the only reason I can be remotely patriotic anymore

glad rapids Mar 11, 2026, 7:12 PM

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halcyon wing Mar 11, 2026, 7:13 PM

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Belno Light big!

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Peak!

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glad rapids Mar 11, 2026, 7:32 PM

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halcyon wing Belno Light big!

Hell yeah

south snow Mar 12, 2026, 3:37 PM

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kitasan is now new john uma

halcyon wing Mar 12, 2026, 4:14 PM

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Oh shit yeah it's out today

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This update must have been around the S3 release

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or was NTRs story after that...

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I can't remember

halcyon wing Mar 12, 2026, 10:34 PM

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I GOT KITA ON MY FREE 10X

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LFG

latent magnet Mar 12, 2026, 10:41 PM

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Gj

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I got her too just not on the free

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I got two mambos to start tho so that's good

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I got jebaited by a Rudolph that I almost thought was a taiki shuttle

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😭

south snow Mar 13, 2026, 2:09 AM

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1st trailblazer career, 32 wins, over 500k fans, new overall career record, still loses to my 11k point haru in team trials

latent magnet Mar 13, 2026, 2:19 AM

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I didn't watch the goldship thing about the training items, do the megaphones stack?

south snow Mar 13, 2026, 2:21 AM

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latent magnet I didn't watch the goldship thing about the training items, do the megaphones st...

no

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any item that increases stat gain from training and races doesn't stack i dont think

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or maybe im just blind and didn't see if it did

latent magnet Mar 13, 2026, 2:31 AM

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nvm it says it on the thing 😭

latent magnet Mar 13, 2026, 3:46 AM

#

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I got a record

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I think

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30/32 wins for me

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😭

glad rapids Mar 13, 2026, 5:03 AM

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No way lmao, I literally just woke up

south snow Mar 13, 2026, 5:16 AM

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latent magnet Mar 13, 2026, 6:17 AM

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doing a kitasan run and she somehow lost the make debut race 3 times

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💀

glad rapids Mar 13, 2026, 6:35 AM

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What 😭

halcyon wing Mar 13, 2026, 6:57 AM

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Now that must be incredibly rare lmfao

latent magnet Mar 13, 2026, 8:03 AM

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I've had a couple where they choke the first time but not three

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It was rough but I managed to stick the landing at least

halcyon wing Mar 13, 2026, 8:31 AM

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I'm omw to work not even got to the debut race yet lol

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reading all the new story/character stuff they've added

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They made Otanashi spend her entire life as an Uma shill which is peak

south snow Mar 13, 2026, 11:08 AM

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what unity being no longer the main scenario does to MFs

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also

glad rapids Mar 13, 2026, 1:29 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/super-creek-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-7885454455165643210

Tenor

halcyon wing Mar 13, 2026, 4:20 PM

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south snow also

Oh my fucking god

halcyon wing Mar 13, 2026, 8:33 PM

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Hm

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New scenario is weird

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I don't think it's as bad as was forewarned

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I do think training methods & resource stacking is important though

halcyon wing Mar 13, 2026, 9:12 PM

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well time to dev up a new deck

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halcyon wing Mar 13, 2026, 11:12 PM

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hm

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was an interesting build, more even in the stats across the board but lower scoring

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Does give me some thoughts tho

latent magnet Mar 13, 2026, 11:22 PM

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Stacking race bonus?

south snow Mar 14, 2026, 1:11 AM

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south snow also

split sequoia Mar 14, 2026, 4:31 AM

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Ocean yuri

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And yes that is pokemon ruby music

glad rapids Mar 14, 2026, 10:13 AM

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HELL YEAH

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On my 2nd try 😭

halcyon wing Mar 14, 2026, 10:36 AM

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Nice dude

glad rapids Mar 14, 2026, 3:26 PM

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halcyon wing Mar 14, 2026, 8:14 PM

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halcyon wing Mar 14, 2026, 10:47 PM

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Okay, more balanced deck, don't need to race much, just buy and use smart

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I think I'm getting the hang of this scenario, definitely not the crazy high scoring runs I was led to believe

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barely better than my hyper optimised Unity Cup runs

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Gonna keep experimenting

south snow Mar 15, 2026, 4:53 PM

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latent magnet Mar 16, 2026, 8:59 AM

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This ones for chonky

halcyon wing Mar 16, 2026, 9:53 AM

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Sorry what XD

real owl Mar 16, 2026, 9:56 AM

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its ok connor ill be your dad for the day

halcyon wing Mar 16, 2026, 10:02 AM

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flushed_cool

halcyon wing Mar 16, 2026, 7:58 PM

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DUDE

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FINALLY

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I GOT SPECIAL NEEDS LFG

glad rapids Mar 16, 2026, 8:02 PM

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Is that

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John umamusume

halcyon wing Mar 16, 2026, 8:03 PM

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https://giphy.com/gifs/anime-uma-musume-G5DmQuvCpthc51pGLh

Giphy

Tavara

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It's Special Needs

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But yes

latent magnet Mar 16, 2026, 8:38 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-meme-special-week-og-video-game-gif-13358567033749953467

Tenor

glad rapids Mar 16, 2026, 8:47 PM

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halcyon wing Mar 16, 2026, 8:58 PM

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All gluttony is valued here tyvm

#

#

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Sometimes this goes nutty

latent magnet Mar 16, 2026, 9:41 PM

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http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx95-W0HNhEbhaj0wCsrj4rl7q4x6ANEtr?si=caCzqAXwmTLzMXaE
a lil early :v

YouTube

Post from ausy

Happy Birthday El Condor Pasa🥳🎉🎉 #umamusume #ウマ娘プリティーダービー #ウマ娘

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she shares a birthday with my brother which I found ironic

halcyon wing Mar 17, 2026, 1:30 PM

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how so?

latent magnet Mar 17, 2026, 5:16 PM

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I just thought it was a funny coincidence

halcyon wing Mar 17, 2026, 8:20 PM

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Golshi plays Trouble in Terrorist Town confirmed

halcyon wing Mar 17, 2026, 9:17 PM

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Getting there

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Not sure it's comp tho with such low stam

glad rapids Mar 17, 2026, 9:41 PM

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She's so cool

halcyon wing Mar 17, 2026, 10:47 PM

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GUYS

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#

#

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Okay

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Now I have it down

novel badge Mar 18, 2026, 1:43 AM

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halcyon wing Mar 18, 2026, 6:47 AM

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yo nice @novel badge, if you click the circle by the stats graph you can get numbers too btw

novel badge Mar 18, 2026, 6:12 PM

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halcyon wing Mar 18, 2026, 10:09 PM

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fuuuccckkk so close

latent magnet Mar 18, 2026, 11:27 PM

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Round1 god pull today

halcyon wing Mar 18, 2026, 11:29 PM

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oh shit nice

latent magnet Mar 18, 2026, 11:30 PM

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Cost me more than I want to admit

novel badge Mar 19, 2026, 3:25 AM

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https://youtu.be/JLlaENkd0fk?si=pdSP3KIBAxK491Jv

YouTube

URA Umamusume Racing Archives | URA ウマ娘レースアーカイブ

Silence Suzuka vs. El Condor Pasa | Mainichi Okan 1998 x Umamusume ...

00:00 Paddock
05:06 Fanfare
05:54 Race Start
06:53 Last Spurt

Original race footage:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBu16zJNerA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKESIh9fEfA

Featured Umamusume:
Silence Suzuka (2)
El Condor Pasa (4)
Grass Wonder (6)

Race Result:
https://en.netkeiba.com/db/race/199805040211/

This video is a fan edit created for...

▶ Play video

split sequoia Mar 19, 2026, 11:27 AM

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halcyon wing I GOT SPECIAL NEEDS LFG

halcyon wing Mar 19, 2026, 11:28 AM

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ffs XD

split sequoia Mar 19, 2026, 11:28 AM

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I can’t post the other one

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So this is a substitute

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Unless I get permission :>

halcyon wing Mar 19, 2026, 11:38 AM

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the other one is censored

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I think it's fine because of that

split sequoia Mar 19, 2026, 11:42 AM

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Kk

halcyon wing Mar 19, 2026, 12:13 PM

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It's so fucking good lol

south snow Mar 19, 2026, 2:11 PM

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split sequoia

she, and her puppet, are invited to the cookout

glad rapids Mar 19, 2026, 2:41 PM

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NO FUCKING WAY

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I decided to do a pull for the funnies with a friend who doesn't know much about the game but I got tama

novel badge Mar 19, 2026, 3:52 PM

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Bruh

halcyon wing Mar 19, 2026, 4:04 PM

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damn nice one mate

glad rapids Mar 19, 2026, 4:52 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-cinderella-gray-cinderella-gif-124987659485840283

Tenor

halcyon wing Mar 19, 2026, 11:11 PM

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novel badge Mar 20, 2026, 4:24 AM

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@halcyon wing

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Got her again

real owl Mar 20, 2026, 2:28 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/oguricapuma1/status/2034968048071848356?s=20

Oguro Star Blossom (@oguricapuma1)

https://t.co/nhMCQGQceC

QRT: P0PKULTURE
POST A VIDEO YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF

▶ Play video

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@halcyon wing

halcyon wing Mar 20, 2026, 2:29 PM

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Okay now that

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That is a hood classic

halcyon wing Mar 20, 2026, 3:51 PM

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W

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This should make long distance umas buildable to a higher level now

south snow Mar 20, 2026, 3:51 PM

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halcyon wing W

time to goo goo

halcyon wing Mar 20, 2026, 3:52 PM

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time to be called daddy 😎

south snow Mar 20, 2026, 3:52 PM

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also i have that card at 1LB and for some reason she doesnt really get friendship compared to my other cards

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there's a lot of runs where she didn't get any rainbow because i didn't have the required friendship

halcyon wing Mar 20, 2026, 3:57 PM

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hmmm I don't have that problem with borrowed copies but could be the LB progression

south snow Mar 20, 2026, 3:58 PM

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halcyon wing hmmm I don't have that problem with borrowed copies but could be the LB progress...

maybe she just hates me

halcyon wing Mar 20, 2026, 3:59 PM

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truely

novel badge Mar 20, 2026, 5:44 PM

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glad rapids Mar 20, 2026, 6:06 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/el-condor-pasa-umamusume-uma-musume-gif-4442666294489254794

Tenor

novel badge Mar 20, 2026, 6:54 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2035024367009017864

SHIRAOKI (@SHIRA0KI)

OK

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Bro cursed by evil sakura

real owl Mar 20, 2026, 8:26 PM

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https://x.com/io_iog6912/status/2035058685215744059?s=20

iog pocket edition (@io_iog6912)

rush b desuwa

#umamusume #ウマ娘

halcyon wing Mar 20, 2026, 8:42 PM

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XD

novel badge Mar 20, 2026, 8:54 PM

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https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2034721323033784470

moragear (@moragearsolid)

revolver horse girl
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︀︀#umamusume

**💬 124 🔁 5.6K ❤️ 32.0K 👁️ 563.6K **

▶ Play video

latent magnet Mar 20, 2026, 9:54 PM

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I need that taiki shuttle revolver ocelot cosplay 😭

glad rapids Mar 21, 2026, 12:08 AM

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Umasona 3

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south snow Mar 21, 2026, 12:51 AM

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novel badge Mar 21, 2026, 3:01 AM

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My current umas

south snow Mar 21, 2026, 9:21 AM

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halcyon wing Mar 21, 2026, 9:24 AM

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damn son

novel badge Mar 21, 2026, 12:46 PM

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halcyon wing Mar 21, 2026, 6:08 PM

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scores are creeping up

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need to keep building my team proper

novel badge Mar 21, 2026, 8:57 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2035117764185030833

Timely Hishi Akebono (@akebonotimely)

How do I get her off

glad rapids Mar 21, 2026, 9:08 PM

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How do you even do that lmao

novel badge Mar 21, 2026, 9:46 PM

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Idk

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They're asking how to remove it

halcyon wing Mar 22, 2026, 8:34 AM

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wtf is she on about

glad rapids Mar 22, 2026, 10:24 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/vodka-vodka-burning-vodka-horse-umamusume-umamusume-burning-gif-9867658880633295792

Tenor

real owl Mar 22, 2026, 11:45 AM

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https://vxtwitter.com/realumabase/status/2035595358244622484?s=46

Uma Base (@RealUmaBase)

Special Week has been neutralized.

halcyon wing Mar 22, 2026, 11:59 AM

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WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO SPECIAL NEEDS

real owl Mar 22, 2026, 12:03 PM

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halcyon wing WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO SPECIAL NEEDS

halcyon wing Mar 22, 2026, 12:03 PM

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XD

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oh my god that's why she looks so much less colourful, not just the hair but the eyes too

novel badge Mar 22, 2026, 3:34 PM

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@halcyon wing

halcyon wing Mar 22, 2026, 3:43 PM

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damn

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spending those carrats

glad rapids Mar 22, 2026, 3:45 PM

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I'm losing it

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Bakushin keeps spamming her song

latent magnet Mar 22, 2026, 3:52 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/bakushin-sakura-bakushin-o-uma-musame-uma-musume-head-banging-gif-6233409287171606109

Tenor

halcyon wing Mar 22, 2026, 4:02 PM

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Bakushin has 4/5 top songs

novel badge Mar 22, 2026, 4:04 PM

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I used it all

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Unlock bunch of uma and 3 star them

halcyon wing Mar 22, 2026, 4:05 PM

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ah fairs

latent magnet Mar 22, 2026, 5:20 PM

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Trying to stock up for zenno rob roy I got like 10.5 so far

halcyon wing Mar 22, 2026, 5:35 PM

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I'm at 27k rn but there's so many umas

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coming up

novel badge Mar 22, 2026, 7:42 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2035555674097058031

💉saya4ka💊 (@saya4ka21811)

latent magnet Mar 22, 2026, 8:19 PM

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I think besides her just pokke and dantsu flame

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For obvious reasons

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https://tenor.com/view/jungle-pocket-uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-beginning-of-a-new-era-gif-5342472940580259124

Tenor

halcyon wing Mar 22, 2026, 9:01 PM

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dude they're releasing the film in Aus and NZ before the UK apparently

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wtf is this man

latent magnet Mar 22, 2026, 9:25 PM

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I saw that 😭

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Gonna have to fly to Melbourne to watch horse

glad rapids Mar 22, 2026, 10:31 PM

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This is insane

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I'm begging cygames to translate the mangas and sell them in Europe

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PLEASE

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But who knows, they did sponsor a race in France and in the UK meaning that they're expending

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https://animecorner.me/cygames-inc-is-now-the-main-sponsor-of-the-grand-prix-de-paris/

Anime Corner

Cygames Inc Is Now the Main Sponsor of the Grand Prix de Paris - An...

Uma Musume: Pretty Derby's parent company, Cygames Inc., will be the main sponsor of this year's Grand Prix de Paris.

latent magnet Mar 22, 2026, 10:56 PM

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Considering how much it blew up it's surprising there isn't at least english/spanish translations

novel badge Mar 22, 2026, 11:38 PM

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Zero uma film in my local

real owl Mar 23, 2026, 5:11 PM

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https://x.com/1919_tntn/status/2036032914828480721?s=20

つっし2号店 (@1919_tntn)

タイキはぴば！
#タイキシャトル生誕祭2026

halcyon wing Mar 23, 2026, 5:15 PM

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British car spotted

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peak

halcyon wing Mar 23, 2026, 7:00 PM

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Can somebody explain to me why people like Meisho Doto so much?

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I always end up just feeling sorry for her XD

glad rapids Mar 23, 2026, 7:14 PM

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Her design isn't common

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Idk how to explain that

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I mean just look at her face

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The answer is right there

novel badge Mar 23, 2026, 7:45 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2036080691553673712

Bread 🍞 (@IHaveBread_)

novel badge Mar 23, 2026, 9:39 PM

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south snow Mar 24, 2026, 2:04 AM

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south snow Mar 24, 2026, 4:36 AM

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timid summit Mar 24, 2026, 6:31 AM

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this place populated

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wtf

halcyon wing Mar 24, 2026, 8:16 AM

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south snow

such a goated storyline

south snow Mar 24, 2026, 3:50 PM

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the type of training that appears when you have 0 charms or energy recovers

novel badge Mar 24, 2026, 4:47 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/nakayama-festa-uma-musume-ナカヤマフェスタ-umamusume-pretty-derby-gif-14645260432255859709

Tenor

glad rapids Mar 24, 2026, 4:48 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-mejiro-mcqueen-umamusume-ishowspeed-backflip-gif-5116766709895230642

Tenor

latent magnet Mar 24, 2026, 5:03 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-meme-seiun-sky-laughing-ishowspeed-gif-14113194394369007579

Tenor

novel badge Mar 24, 2026, 6:21 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2036481767993975264

Timely Hishi Akebono (@akebonotimely)

Today's Akebono is her scouting animation, where you can get a look into what 5'10 looks like to a Japanese person

▶ Play video

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5'10 is considered giant in Japan!?

halcyon wing Mar 24, 2026, 6:49 PM

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unsure exactly, but they've been getting taller as introduced to western foods

glad rapids Mar 24, 2026, 7:12 PM

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halcyon wing Mar 24, 2026, 9:20 PM

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I feel like I've stepped back in score

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crazy wins though

glad rapids Mar 24, 2026, 9:41 PM

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Harikitte ikou

novel badge Mar 24, 2026, 11:56 PM

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real owl Mar 25, 2026, 12:01 AM

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https://vxtwitter.com/IHaveBread_/status/2036579744775278999?s=20

Bread 🍞 (@IHaveBread_)

https://t.co/nIRHNmOAUi

▶ Play video

novel badge Mar 25, 2026, 12:11 AM

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@halcyon wing

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I tried

south snow Mar 25, 2026, 1:07 AM

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novel badge 5'10 is considered giant in Japan!?

for women, yes, 5'10 is godzilla level

south snow Mar 25, 2026, 1:39 AM

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glad rapids Mar 25, 2026, 5:27 AM

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novel badge

During her birthday??

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Lucky

halcyon wing Mar 25, 2026, 8:45 AM

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south snow

wtf is this, a meme or a UI glitch XD

novel badge Mar 25, 2026, 12:05 PM

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Well

novel badge Mar 25, 2026, 12:53 PM

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trainer_profile_card_front_03-07-11_25-03-26.png.jpg

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Add me

novel badge Mar 25, 2026, 3:12 PM

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https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2036815229535834537

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Umamusume has released an official alcoholic drink inspired by the character Vodka

**💬 32 🔁 19 ❤️ 289 👁️ 12.1K **

halcyon wing Mar 25, 2026, 3:15 PM

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so I need this

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IT'S LEMON TOO

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peak

novel badge Mar 25, 2026, 3:16 PM

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Imagine getting blacked out by uma drink

halcyon wing Mar 25, 2026, 3:19 PM

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Blacked out by Vodka

south snow Mar 25, 2026, 4:31 PM

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novel badge https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2036815229535834537

"They are drinking juice"

glad rapids Mar 25, 2026, 5:30 PM

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novel badge Mar 26, 2026, 3:39 AM

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south snow Mar 26, 2026, 6:43 AM

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taiki shuttle would never

real owl Mar 26, 2026, 12:46 PM

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@halcyon wing

halcyon wing Mar 26, 2026, 4:23 PM

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real owl <@356821991358988298>

I needed that today lmfao

halcyon wing Mar 26, 2026, 4:23 PM

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real owl <@356821991358988298>

south snow Mar 26, 2026, 4:27 PM

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halcyon wing Mar 26, 2026, 4:34 PM

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I didn't end up getting the merch for this line 😭

latent magnet Mar 26, 2026, 4:39 PM

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If he had the money for it

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https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-phone-kfc-el-condor-pasa-gif-1810621292117538424

Tenor

halcyon wing Mar 26, 2026, 4:40 PM

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the acrylic statues are 30cm tall or something insane

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that's what stopped me shortly before other priorities took place xd

latent magnet Mar 26, 2026, 4:40 PM

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The maruzensky one would have been nice tho

halcyon wing Mar 26, 2026, 4:40 PM

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Can't be having one taller than Vodka, people would get the wrong ideas about who's peak

halcyon wing Mar 26, 2026, 4:41 PM

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latent magnet The maruzensky one would have been nice tho

not one bad pick in the collection

glad rapids Mar 26, 2026, 5:57 PM

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glad rapids Mar 26, 2026, 7:59 PM

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novel badge Mar 27, 2026, 4:06 AM

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south snow Mar 27, 2026, 1:50 PM

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daily legend races are here

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only 108 more days until i unlock teio

novel badge Mar 27, 2026, 1:58 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2037512114764693797

PACIFIC RACING TEAM (@pacificracing)

「PACIFIC RACING TEAM COLLABORATION PROJECT x ウマ娘プリティーダービー」
《マシンデザイン公開✨ 》
SUPER GTで出走するマシンデザインが完成いたしました！

今期の「PACIFIC ウマ娘 NAC

halcyon wing Mar 27, 2026, 4:27 PM

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little bland but on the rest of the livery

glad rapids Mar 27, 2026, 5:40 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2037366225378959675

Oguro Star Blossom (@oguricapuma1)

https://t.co/8iN0uUax2v

▶ Play video

halcyon wing Mar 27, 2026, 7:30 PM

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sorry how fire?

bafkreigjf63wqfiudh32rxmmu2ugtwrpz4xokssraoscbophk6db4gicgi.webp

halcyon wing Mar 27, 2026, 10:07 PM

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novel badge Mar 27, 2026, 10:26 PM

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Bruh

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south snow Mar 28, 2026, 12:47 AM

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lore accurate

latent magnet Mar 28, 2026, 2:20 AM

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Hellofa way to capstone a triple crown

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https://tenor.com/view/エルコンドルパサー-グラスワンダー-たぬき-gif-2865403013886573698

Tenor

novel badge Mar 28, 2026, 3:09 AM

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Nooooo

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Pasaaaaa

novel badge Mar 28, 2026, 2:29 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2037863984171507958

エミュー (@SIN_EMU)

novel badge Mar 28, 2026, 3:13 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2037634446053310596

陽輔ケバブ　next→ 痛車天国2026 (@viperVIP20)

もーにん🥱
Photo→@chika_4_8_

south snow Mar 29, 2026, 1:24 AM

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south snow Mar 29, 2026, 5:55 AM

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tama about to get goo goo'd in the daily sale

glad rapids Mar 29, 2026, 9:38 AM

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novel badge Mar 29, 2026, 1:55 PM

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Fucking torta

glad rapids Mar 29, 2026, 2:16 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/el-condor-pasa-umamu-horse-what-the-hell-ran-gif-2041601371843163867

Tenor

south snow Mar 30, 2026, 2:09 AM

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https://umapoi.moe/quiz

uma-poi!

take the quiz | uma-poi!

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i got nice nature everytime for some reason

glad rapids Mar 30, 2026, 8:01 PM

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south snow https://umapoi.moe/quiz

halcyon wing Mar 30, 2026, 9:27 PM

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south snow i got nice nature everytime for some reason

alr big flex

halcyon wing Mar 30, 2026, 9:27 PM

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glad rapids

also really want to play this Umas story

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that is the one big downside non-time commitment wise for me is that you don't get an umas story at all, I love the side stories n stuff but like

south snow Mar 31, 2026, 3:47 AM

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this CM making me feel like a complete jobber rn

latent magnet Mar 31, 2026, 4:08 AM

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I've been a jobber I've only done decently in the open ranks

novel badge Mar 31, 2026, 4:43 AM

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glad rapids Mar 31, 2026, 5:45 AM

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halcyon wing Mar 31, 2026, 6:05 AM

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Dude CM wild xd

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how tf does this deck equal such high stats. and how is 1100 stam enough

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I'm fairly certain I've ran this exact deck almost the same MLB (only Kita isn't MLB) and not got near

south snow Mar 31, 2026, 6:07 AM

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glad rapids

glad rapids Mar 31, 2026, 6:08 AM

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halcyon wing how tf does this deck equal such high stats. and how is 1100 stam enough

https://tenor.com/view/kitasan-black-kitasan-black-uma-musume-stewie-griffin-gif-6195148412381428457

Tenor

halcyon wing Mar 31, 2026, 7:15 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/satono-diamond-kitasan-black-uma-kitasan-party-gif-6548177076562504741

Tenor

latent magnet Mar 31, 2026, 7:22 AM

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glad rapids https://tenor.com/view/kitasan-black-kitasan-black-uma-musume-stewie-griffin-gif...

reminding me seeing bootleg custom print rugs and blankets and shit with that supp card art on amazon

halcyon wing Mar 31, 2026, 8:16 PM

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Big

novel badge Mar 31, 2026, 11:54 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/manhattan-cafe-manhattan-cafe-uma-musume-manhattan-cafe-umamusume-dance-cute-gif-14514884201447499027

Tenor

latent magnet Apr 1, 2026, 1:13 AM

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https://fixvx.com/i/status/2038927653458374828
speaking of cafe

Whooie22 (Comms Full! 17/17) (@WhooieW)

I only just found out that Sumire Uesaka, Voice Actress for Agnes Tachyon is a pro wrestler

QRT: meraWRESTLING
Sumire Uesaka becomes the 1815th Ironman Heavymetalweight Champion.

#tjpw #tjpwGP26 #上坂すみれ

south snow Apr 1, 2026, 2:22 AM

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latent magnet https://fixvx.com/i/status/2038927653458374828 speaking of cafe

now we need tachyon and el condor pasa outfit swap fanart

latent magnet Apr 1, 2026, 2:22 AM

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I'd think it'd be funnier if Uesaka fought in an oversized labcoat for a bit

halcyon wing Apr 1, 2026, 9:22 PM

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south snow Apr 2, 2026, 12:34 PM

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how did manhattan win by distance twice

halcyon wing Apr 2, 2026, 2:08 PM

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oh damn

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My Manhatten hasn't DSTed this CM, but my Special Needs has once

glad rapids Apr 2, 2026, 8:16 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2039578082047332792

シシシシcyシシシシ (@ashenmash)

These fatties stealing 12 tons of kitkats

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Lore accurate

glad rapids Apr 2, 2026, 9:00 PM

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Whys she always cracking her voice like that 😭 I love it

novel badge Apr 3, 2026, 12:17 AM

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Autism

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latent magnet Apr 3, 2026, 1:32 AM

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https://tenor.com/view/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-godot-prosecutor-courtroom-gif-17001133

Tenor

split sequoia Apr 3, 2026, 3:14 PM

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latent magnet Apr 3, 2026, 5:06 PM

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https://youtu.be/uUWulReroa4?si=dGi2vgGhfVSMh64_

YouTube

頭文字D THE ARCADE 公式チャンネル

『頭文字D THE ARCADE』×『ウマ娘プリティーダービ...

全国のゲームセンターで稼働中の『頭文字D』シリーズ最新作、『頭文字D THE ARCADE』にて、
2026年4月9日(木)より『ウマ娘プリティーダービー』コラボを開催！

スペシャルウィーク・サイレンススズカ・トウカイテイオーをモチーフとしたコラボアイテムが登...

▶ Play video

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I actually found a place with this game and it took bana passports

glad rapids Apr 3, 2026, 5:17 PM

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These cars are terrible

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I was surprised by the collaboration, but meh

novel badge Apr 3, 2026, 9:21 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2040096131963834592

不知火アオ (@ao_cha_01)

イニDとウマ娘がコラボだってぇ⁉️

south snow Apr 4, 2026, 12:04 AM

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happy birthday Vodka

halcyon wing Apr 4, 2026, 7:48 AM

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Vodka peak

halcyon wing Apr 4, 2026, 9:38 AM

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split sequoia Apr 4, 2026, 2:59 PM

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Chonky wants vodka

novel badge Apr 4, 2026, 3:01 PM

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Why her short loose

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Dumb trainer daughter neglected

halcyon wing Apr 4, 2026, 3:43 PM

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split sequoia Chonky wants vodka

call me an alcoholic

halcyon wing Apr 4, 2026, 6:37 PM

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HAHAHAHAHHAHA

glad rapids Apr 4, 2026, 6:40 PM

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They need to dub those

halcyon wing Apr 4, 2026, 6:40 PM

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Truly

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Hell they need to break the cycle and give us more Vodka ahead of schedule

glad rapids Apr 4, 2026, 6:42 PM

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lol

glad rapids Apr 4, 2026, 11:05 PM

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novel badge Apr 5, 2026, 2:42 AM

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glad rapids Apr 5, 2026, 7:51 AM

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novel badge

Not sure but I think you like this song

glad rapids Apr 5, 2026, 8:34 AM

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AGAIN?

halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 8:46 AM

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XD

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Wait what is all of you's lots tags?

glad rapids Apr 5, 2026, 9:08 AM

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halcyon wing Wait what is all of you's lots tags?

902863032783

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Don't mind my stats lol

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I'm mostly on the game to read stuff

halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 9:12 AM

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dw about it, completely get that

glad rapids Apr 5, 2026, 10:35 AM

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halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 10:38 AM

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Uma TiTT is such a peak event

novel badge Apr 5, 2026, 12:34 PM

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What the fuck

halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 12:48 PM

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Its a play on Trouble in Terrorist Town, an story from this Trackblazer scenario

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And it's quite fun

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:24 PM

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halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 1:29 PM

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you bastard

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I got second 😭

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clapped by a Golshi a rank lower than me with a worse build imho xd

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:34 PM

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halcyon wing clapped by a Golshi a rank lower than me with a worse build imho xd

i dont know how i won honestly, that rudolf had 1200 stats in both speed and stam, and also had a S in power

real owl Apr 5, 2026, 1:35 PM

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its a psyop by john umamusume to put that rudolf player through the 7 circles of hell

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big horse wants to make him spend money

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:36 PM

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real owl big horse wants to make him spend money

he probably already did

halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 1:36 PM

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Can I claim that excuse too?

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:36 PM

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i havent

real owl Apr 5, 2026, 1:36 PM

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halcyon wing Can I claim that excuse too?

youve spent money just not in game XD

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i saw at least 2 vodka merchandise items in your desk setup

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:37 PM

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south snow i dont know how i won honestly, that rudolf had 1200 stats in both speed and sta...

the only explanation i can come up with is that my manhattan had a lvl 6 skill, but that doesnt explain tamamo cross activating her aura farming

halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 1:37 PM

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woah woah woah there Mario that's uncalled for

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That's all second hand... sealed second hand I won't lie

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:39 PM

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glad rapids Apr 5, 2026, 1:39 PM

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halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 1:40 PM

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https://cystore.com/Form/Product/ProductDetail.aspx?shop=0&pid=4573478718617&bid=_NoBrand

CyStore｜サイストア｜Cygames公式通販サイト – CyStore(サイストア)

CyStore

Cygamesの公式オンラインショップです。Cygames作品の書籍やCD、フィギュアなどのグッズを多数取扱中！CyStore限定特典も要チェック！

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They have a new one though...

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and a whole ass fuckin

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diorama

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https://cystore.com/Form/Product/ProductDetail.aspx?shop=0&pid=4570142006070&bid=_NoBrand

CyStore｜サイストア｜Cygames公式通販サイト – CyStore(サイストア)

CyStore

Cygamesの公式オンラインショップです。Cygames作品の書籍やCD、フィギュアなどのグッズを多数取扱中！CyStore限定特典も要チェック！

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so you can have your favourite uma acrylics in winning live outfits on stage

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it's so peak

glad rapids Apr 5, 2026, 1:41 PM

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halcyon wing https://cystore.com/Form/Product/ProductDetail.aspx?shop=0&pid=4573478718617&bid...

She's not even wearing her g1 outfit

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:41 PM

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south snow

saw this image of a SS golshi and it somehow had a slower race than my manhattan, wtf did i make her do to get that fast

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oh wait nvm

halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 1:41 PM

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glad rapids She's not even wearing her g1 outfit

mhm, I do not have that yet

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:41 PM

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wait

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yeah my manhattan was faster

halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 1:42 PM

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the times are always pretty similar

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it's normalised

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probably for realism sake

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:42 PM

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halcyon wing probably for realism sake

still faster

halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 1:42 PM

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yeah true I can't argue that one

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:42 PM

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and with probably at least 200 less stamina

halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 1:44 PM

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I mean I read you want close to the full 1200 stam on long, but I've seen success at 1100, and obvs with perks you can reduce the requirement further

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but what do I know I'm hard stuck S rank and refuse to spend my 40k carrats until I have Curren from the next banner

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:46 PM

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halcyon wing I mean I read you want close to the full 1200 stam on long, but I've seen succes...

i had like 850~ stamina 💀

halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 1:46 PM

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...........

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nah

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nah surely not 😭

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:47 PM

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halcyon wing nah surely not 😭

halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 1:48 PM

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Oh you have tonnes of high level perks for stam though

south snow Apr 5, 2026, 1:49 PM

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halcyon wing Oh you have tonnes of high level perks for stam though

still probably a bit underpowered in terms of stam though

halcyon wing Apr 5, 2026, 1:54 PM

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uhhh idk tbf

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late surge means lower stam needed

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it did the job either way so congrats

glad rapids Apr 5, 2026, 2:39 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2040556315626627160

芊 (@alonemistrist)

Fujimasa March

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You know whos birthday is today?

novel badge Apr 5, 2026, 4:51 PM

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Not even trying

novel badge Apr 5, 2026, 8:53 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2040715248890692026

lilith 🍵🐦 (@yoisqki)

why her sandals looks like that.

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Most Latina women ever

latent magnet Apr 5, 2026, 10:35 PM

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Imaginate, los chanclas del uma madre ~~rip grammar~~

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https://tenor.com/view/chancla-your-mom-smack-funny-gif-15828132

Tenor

novel badge Apr 6, 2026, 2:14 AM

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She so happy

novel badge Apr 6, 2026, 2:46 AM

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https://x.com/i/status/2040906811457581539

Tamamo Cross ✧ (@Inatamawan)

glad rapids Apr 6, 2026, 6:18 AM

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Tenor

halcyon wing Apr 6, 2026, 9:29 AM

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Happy birthday Air Groove, another favourite Uma

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how tf do they all have birthdays so close together... don't answer that it will be something time schedule breeding race calendar reason

real owl Apr 6, 2026, 9:31 AM

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https://vxtwitter.com/NotFifthGear/status/2041060910941585457?s=20

Fifth Gear (@NotFifthGear)

Super Formula podium sitter this weekend btw

QRT: rensato85
#全日本スーパーフォーミュラ画伯選手権

#2026年参戦数増加

halcyon wing Apr 6, 2026, 9:31 AM

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based af

real owl Apr 6, 2026, 10:27 AM

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halcyon wing based af

wake up

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it gets even better

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https://x.com/k1tsuchiya/status/2041054811551138035?s=20

土屋圭市 (@k1tsuchiya)

🤣

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keichi fucking tsuchiya quote tweeted this

halcyon wing Apr 6, 2026, 10:27 AM

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What a god damn legend

real owl Apr 6, 2026, 10:31 AM

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the drift king approves of rice

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maybe we werent born in the wrong time

halcyon wing Apr 6, 2026, 10:56 AM

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There's hope for us yet

real owl Apr 6, 2026, 7:14 PM

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https://x.com/banpeiyu2017/status/2040939212867010579?s=20

器用野郎バンペイユ (@banpeiyu2017)

symbolirudolf and ferrari F40

halcyon wing Apr 6, 2026, 7:15 PM

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Goes harder than what Lewis posted ngl

halcyon wing Apr 7, 2026, 6:53 PM

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So close....

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THE LEGACY I USED HAS BEEN TAKEN AWAY FROM ME

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NOOOOOOO

glad rapids Apr 7, 2026, 7:01 PM

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🫡

halcyon wing Apr 7, 2026, 7:17 PM

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Late Jan classic year

halcyon wing Apr 7, 2026, 7:57 PM

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Fuck I've not enough stamina...

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Losing that friendship legacy has fucked the stat buildout

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I DID IT

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I thought the boundary was 16k

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I capped out on Power super early cos the legacies I need for Mile and Turf S (chance) are mostly power

novel badge Apr 8, 2026, 1:04 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2041794668867023142

Cewid (@Cewid_)

Similar but different

real owl Apr 8, 2026, 10:38 PM

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@halcyon wing i opened the game after months out of curiosity and..

glad rapids Apr 8, 2026, 11:35 PM

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Lucky ass

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How the hell

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halcyon wing Apr 9, 2026, 5:25 AM

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real owl <@356821991358988298> i opened the game after months out of curiosity and..

you got them both...

real owl Apr 9, 2026, 9:56 AM

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halcyon wing you got them both...

i also got these with the rest of the saved up carrots

halcyon wing Apr 9, 2026, 11:23 AM

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Dude!

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autism achieved

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I got dancing queen in 30 rolls and idk how much to save for wedding curren

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37k carats left

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also I mean. Cards would be bloody useful rn yknow XD

glad rapids Apr 9, 2026, 11:39 AM

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I'm saving my carats for yaeno

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I'm not very interested in the recent banners

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But the new cards with Rudolf look sick

south snow Apr 9, 2026, 11:43 AM

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i did 1 10 draw for fun

glad rapids Apr 9, 2026, 11:44 AM

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Mcqueen?

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Why are you guys so lucky 😭

south snow Apr 9, 2026, 11:46 AM

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glad rapids Why are you guys so lucky 😭

matikanefukukitaru blessed me

real owl Apr 9, 2026, 11:46 AM

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is this my time to say i have both mcqueens

south snow Apr 9, 2026, 11:46 AM

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kachow

real owl Apr 9, 2026, 11:46 AM

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furxy i think youre just unlucky 😭

glad rapids Apr 9, 2026, 11:57 AM

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halcyon wing Apr 9, 2026, 12:54 PM

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glad rapids Why are you guys so lucky 😭

wait you don't have McQueen? Neither of them? Can I laugh at you?

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You should like

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spend some money to right that wrong

glad rapids Apr 9, 2026, 1:09 PM

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I'm good

halcyon wing Apr 9, 2026, 1:26 PM

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aw man

latent magnet Apr 9, 2026, 3:10 PM

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Could be me and have both mackies but like not teio or suzuka or opera...

halcyon wing Apr 9, 2026, 3:30 PM

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Suzuka...... I want her so bad

halcyon wing Apr 9, 2026, 4:19 PM

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Fuji's sparkling eyes and whole demeanour is melting my soft heart what is this

latent magnet Apr 9, 2026, 4:36 PM

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Don't end up like pokke

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Or do ig

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https://tenor.com/view/jungle-pocket-uma-musume-uma-musume-pretty-derby-beginning-of-a-new-era-gif-5342472940580259124

Tenor

glad rapids Apr 9, 2026, 5:08 PM

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halcyon wing Suzuka...... I want her so bad

Same 😔

glad rapids Apr 9, 2026, 6:20 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2042272967007048086 goddamn

matti :3 (@_mattiic_)

if in doubt.... uhhh.... i forgor

real owl Apr 10, 2026, 12:56 AM

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https://vxtwitter.com/Jonpetit_/status/2042383528109699108?s=20

Jonpetit (@Jonpetit_)

Visite el museo de historia de Kasamatsu y estaba lleno de cosas de Cinderella Gray 🤍

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kasamatsu history museum

glad rapids Apr 10, 2026, 3:50 PM

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south snow Apr 11, 2026, 8:48 AM

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south snow Apr 11, 2026, 10:01 AM

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1st run with mcqueen done and HOLY

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+63 speed when selected, mejiro genes are strong

halcyon wing Apr 11, 2026, 10:59 AM

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dammmnnn

south snow Apr 11, 2026, 11:30 AM

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halcyon wing Apr 11, 2026, 11:34 AM

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nice dude

south snow Apr 11, 2026, 11:43 AM

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6 7

novel badge Apr 11, 2026, 12:22 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2042762995642830981

工藤＠トレセン学園 (@kudou039)

ウマ娘リバリー(*´Д`)ﾊｧﾊｧ #SUPERGT #ウマ娘 #PRTxウマ娘

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https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2042832729310662698

ごー (@gojappe9)

マシンに描かれているウマ娘の血統まで解説出来る実況サッシャさん凄いｗ #SUPERGT #ウマ娘

**💬 14 🔁 1.7K ❤️ 6.2K 👁️ 263.4K **

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real owl Apr 11, 2026, 12:33 PM

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https://x.com/0abetakun0/status/2042887481323139114?s=20

⛩️唐沢狐皂(ｶﾗｻﾜ･ｺｸﾘ)⛩️ (@0abetakun0)

To all Uma Musume fans overseas,
Today, “Oguri MacQueen” secured a victory at Saga Racecourse.
True to its name, this horse is descended from “Oguri Cap” and “Mejiro MacQueen.”
Because it was born with crooked legs, its prospects of becoming a racehorse were considered hopeless…

halcyon wing Apr 11, 2026, 12:34 PM

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Oh my god that's kinda beautiful

glad rapids Apr 11, 2026, 2:21 PM

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Amazing

south snow Apr 11, 2026, 2:52 PM

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glad rapids Amazing

umazing

glad rapids Apr 11, 2026, 3:13 PM

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I finally found the original

halcyon wing Apr 11, 2026, 7:30 PM

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G3 btw

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The top 6 were all the filler chars

glad rapids Apr 11, 2026, 7:36 PM

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They really name them anything lmao

halcyon wing Apr 11, 2026, 8:55 PM

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wide quail Apr 11, 2026, 9:11 PM

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Wait they have characters named Suzuka and Fuji

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Do they have one called Motegi by chance

halcyon wing Apr 11, 2026, 9:12 PM

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real horses you mean

wide quail Apr 11, 2026, 9:12 PM

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Oh right

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I guess at least one of those was named after the track

real owl Apr 11, 2026, 11:06 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/rotersz/status/2043022736730263659?s=46 @halcyon wing

RotersZeng (@RotersZ)

頭文字Dの「D」ってダイヤモンドのDじゃないんですか？
せっかくSEGAとウマ娘がコラボしているのに、ダイヤがいないのは本当に残念ですね！
Isn’t the “D” in Initial D supposed to stand for Diamond?
Since it’s a SEGA × Uma Musume crossover, it’s such a shame that Satono Diamond isn’t included!
#ウマ娘 #頭文字DAC #umamsume

QRT: initialD_AS
/／
『ウマ娘プリティーダービー』コラボ
4/9(木)開始！
\＼

きみの愛車が！走り出す！？『ウマ娘プリティーダービー』が頭文字DACに登場！

期間は7/29(水)まで！

▼詳細はこちら
https://info-initialdac.sega.jp/7394/

#ウマ娘 #頭文字DAC…

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halcyon wing Apr 12, 2026, 6:31 AM

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factual statement

latent magnet Apr 12, 2026, 7:44 AM

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Me getting annoyed for the fact that I just realized the last three 10 pulls I did the first one was mejiro ryan and i got tilted enough to actually do a nice nature run

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It went okay

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I also realized that I've only done like 3 runs this month

halcyon wing Apr 12, 2026, 7:51 AM

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woah really?

glad rapids Apr 12, 2026, 12:13 PM

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Oh my god

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SHE FAILED

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NO FUCKING WAY

halcyon wing Apr 12, 2026, 12:20 PM

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oh dude that's rough

glad rapids Apr 12, 2026, 12:24 PM

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My luck with this game haven't been very great recently

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I still can't believe it

halcyon wing Apr 12, 2026, 12:30 PM

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mate same honestly

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last two runs I've had the wrath of the three goddesses crash down upon my poor sweet umas with constant mood down events XD

glad rapids Apr 12, 2026, 12:36 PM

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Oof

halcyon wing Apr 12, 2026, 3:47 PM

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Peak bullshit hours

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I'm trying for the Sky skin XD

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oh I should be clear here, not complaining just calling our Opera O's constant insanity, then got surprise given Chiyono immediately after XD

glad rapids Apr 12, 2026, 4:28 PM

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You came for gold

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And you got two gems

glad rapids Apr 12, 2026, 4:29 PM

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halcyon wing oh I should be clear here, not complaining just calling our Opera O's constant i...

I love opera o's voice

halcyon wing Apr 12, 2026, 4:29 PM

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She's just hilarious and insane

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When we and my sister watched Road To The Top we always laughed with the nonsense she came out with

glad rapids Apr 12, 2026, 4:31 PM

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I need to watch the two umamusume movies

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They look cool

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Have you checked season 1's OAVs?

halcyon wing Apr 12, 2026, 4:31 PM

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Oh I've not seen the movies, this is the mini series on the official YT

glad rapids Apr 12, 2026, 4:31 PM

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Ahh

halcyon wing Apr 12, 2026, 4:32 PM

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https://youtu.be/pjPXzJedwiA?si=1cSfAhuAfmioiFQ3

YouTube

ぱかチューブっ!【ウマ娘公式】

アニメ『ウマ娘プリティーダービー ROAD TO THE TOP...

アニメ『ウマ娘プリティーダービー ROAD TO THE TOP』

第1話「夢のはじまり」

＜STORY＞
いよいよ幕を開ける＜トゥインクル・シリーズ＞クラシック戦線。
クラシック三冠レースの初戦、もっとも速いウマ娘が勝つと言われる『皐月賞』を目前に控え、二強と...

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latent magnet Apr 12, 2026, 4:35 PM

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You get two 3*s but half of my pulls are mejiro ryans

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😭

halcyon wing Apr 12, 2026, 4:36 PM

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Bro if it makes you feel any better I still don't have Matikanetannhouser

latent magnet Apr 12, 2026, 4:36 PM

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It does not

halcyon wing Apr 12, 2026, 4:36 PM

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Tough one ig

glad rapids Apr 12, 2026, 4:37 PM

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halcyon wing https://youtu.be/pjPXzJedwiA?si=1cSfAhuAfmioiFQ3

Will check them out later

halcyon wing Apr 12, 2026, 4:37 PM

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It's quite good, it's not GOATed like the mainline anime or anything though ngl

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But for a miniseries, the animation style etc is good and Curren Chan, Opera O and Rice/Haru are present so you get that

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We are getting closer to the full S stack

glad rapids Apr 12, 2026, 5:01 PM

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latent magnet Apr 13, 2026, 1:46 AM

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halcyon wing Tough one ig

Ironically this happened

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More concerned that right after i pull a super creek

halcyon wing Apr 13, 2026, 5:54 AM

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that's only natural XD

glad rapids Apr 13, 2026, 8:24 AM

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That's only what?

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https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-nice-nature-dancing-dance-nice-gif-16796682860255890779

Tenor

novel badge Apr 13, 2026, 12:45 PM

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novel badge Apr 13, 2026, 3:27 PM

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https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2043660602044829996

Oguro Star Blossom (@oguricapuma1)

**💬 20 🔁 1.7K ❤️ 10.0K 👁️ 112.7K **

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glad rapids Apr 13, 2026, 7:30 PM

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You forgot twin turbo

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https://x.com/i/status/2043343795111264264 I'm really digging this artist's art style

ずっきー (@zuk2y_)

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https://x.com/i/status/2042619272829243610

ずっきー (@zuk2y_)

south snow Apr 15, 2026, 8:58 AM

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my local supermarket that basically has never really had anything interesting for sale has small race horse plushies for sale wtf

south snow Apr 15, 2026, 4:36 PM

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https://x.com/DiscussingUma/status/2044169508495950256 real no fake

DiscussingUma (@DiscussingUma)

Pope Leo XIV has given his official statement on Umamusume.

"I'm quite fond of Meisho Doto."

(Source: @BigBourbonFan)

halcyon wing Apr 15, 2026, 5:33 PM

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I need to watch out

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My burning desire to buy more of the uma acrylic statue figure things is

glad rapids Apr 15, 2026, 7:01 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2044355715738075631

ぺるー (@peru_5503)

いつかの特服スズカrkgk

glad rapids Apr 16, 2026, 7:15 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2044734189036286182

かのぺ (@kn_oekaki)

☕️☕️☕️

QRT: s_sho_mkrn
車のイラスト描く人集合

latent magnet Apr 16, 2026, 9:11 PM

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http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx3mrX7GirW6baXSaqFnTDyjDsp0fgF2WB?si=HdRJ4wLnCEzjxCZi

YouTube

Post from Heyvae

JP Uma community can't see them is the same way again after figuring out the VAs bunny girl game. Expect some "very interesting" things that will happening i...

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Voice actor does voices

glad rapids Apr 16, 2026, 9:13 PM

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Bunny girl game?

latent magnet Apr 16, 2026, 9:15 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/el-condor-pasa-el-condor-pasa-uma-musume-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-6682832532426079973

Tenor

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"ecchi" dating sim apparently

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Love the gifs taking forever to load

novel badge Apr 16, 2026, 11:32 PM

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https://www.instagram.com/p/DXMD10OGNm_/?img_index=1&igsh=bXNlOGMxbGZ3cDk2

yogibo_versaillesresortfarm

【続々報🗞️】
ギムレット、"春の量産期”へ突入。

▶︎6号（4/13 PM・写真1枚目）
午後のひと仕事で豪快なスイングで牧柵を粉砕。

▶︎7号（4/16 お昼頃・写真2枚目）
本日も快音一発。
順調に本数を積み上げ、単独トップを快走中（？）

大谷選手が凄ま...

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glad rapids Apr 17, 2026, 12:28 AM

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latent magnet "ecchi" dating sim apparently

Eh

novel badge Apr 17, 2026, 1:38 PM

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When is the homeless uma become a playable trainee

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https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-stay-gold-flight-reacts-flight-stego-gif-14014346125724780898

Tenor

glad rapids Apr 17, 2026, 3:24 PM

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I have never seen this one

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https://x.com/i/status/2045106917421486314

DesuuUu🫪【COMMS CLOSED🔥】 (@DesuUu010)

RT Oguri will handle the cooking🔥(repost)
#umamusume #ウマ娘

halcyon wing Apr 18, 2026, 10:50 AM

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so close...

south snow Apr 18, 2026, 3:56 PM

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found on discord, downloading more RAM directly into her brain

halcyon wing Apr 18, 2026, 4:05 PM

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XD

glad rapids Apr 18, 2026, 4:25 PM

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south snow found on discord, downloading more RAM directly into her brain

Is that how Kiryu's training works

south snow Apr 18, 2026, 4:25 PM

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glad rapids Is that how Kiryu's training works

yes

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tiger style training

halcyon wing Apr 18, 2026, 4:29 PM

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We're in a memory crisis for peak autisms behalf

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I'm here for it

novel badge Apr 18, 2026, 4:39 PM

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Howw

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How can you manage to get those stat

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I got lucky twice to El and Agnes

real owl Apr 18, 2026, 4:46 PM

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halcyon wing so close...

bakushino without max speed is a sin

halcyon wing Apr 18, 2026, 4:52 PM

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I was close....

latent magnet Apr 18, 2026, 5:07 PM

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novel badge Apr 18, 2026, 8:21 PM

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glad rapids Apr 18, 2026, 8:44 PM

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I was wondering who my next Uma would be but you've given me an idea

halcyon wing Apr 18, 2026, 9:48 PM

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based

south snow Apr 19, 2026, 8:55 AM

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https://x.com/i/status/2045747991202644205

K.E.R.O (@Belle_Reinedesu)

glad rapids Apr 19, 2026, 12:07 PM

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glad rapids Apr 19, 2026, 3:18 PM

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YEAH

halcyon wing Apr 19, 2026, 3:25 PM

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You're not getting any of that cake my friend

glad rapids Apr 19, 2026, 3:34 PM

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😭

glad rapids Apr 19, 2026, 9:38 PM

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https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/2045890874639339818 damn man, I could've been born the same day as teio

Invincible ˙⋆✮ Tōkai Teiō! (@teioturbo)

https://t.co/0NSfzuy4HU

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novel badge Apr 20, 2026, 1:07 AM

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south snow Apr 20, 2026, 5:24 AM

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novel badge

nakayama would drive a 2nd gen mr2, 50/50 chance of either winning or spinning out and killing her

novel badge Apr 20, 2026, 1:24 PM

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https://x.com/i/status/2046172273607168480

ちず🧀Chizu (@ChizuCheese8)

eat your veggies, trainer 🥕

glad rapids Apr 20, 2026, 5:04 PM

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What did they do to you 💔

south snow Apr 21, 2026, 12:32 PM

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2nd mcqueen run done and another 3 star speed spark

halcyon wing Apr 21, 2026, 6:06 PM

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glad rapids Apr 21, 2026, 6:42 PM

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Dang

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I finished 2nd and she finished first

halcyon wing Apr 21, 2026, 6:46 PM

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Oh tough one

glad rapids Apr 22, 2026, 6:26 PM

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Anyone but yaeno muteki

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Cmon man

halcyon wing Apr 22, 2026, 6:29 PM

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You did get Curren tho

glad rapids Apr 22, 2026, 9:12 PM

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Yeah

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https://x.com/i/status/2028913602057650366 RAHHHHHHH

Linnees (@linnees_waos)

I am eating a hamburger

south snow Apr 23, 2026, 5:41 AM

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https://vxtwitter.com/whatishorse_/status/2046646818990403969?s=46

말이뭐더라 (@whatishorse_)

https://t.co/WTHTbPDfHW

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glad rapids Apr 23, 2026, 5:46 AM

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Lore accurate

novel badge Apr 24, 2026, 1:50 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/vodka-daiwa-scarlet-uma-musume-horse-nonsense-pretty-derby-gif-14170131110384178881

Tenor

glad rapids Apr 24, 2026, 6:49 PM

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Where's john umamusume

halcyon wing Apr 25, 2026, 7:44 AM

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I thought this was a meme

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my phone was just behind

latent magnet Apr 25, 2026, 4:03 PM

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https://tenor.com/view/gold-ship-horses-horse-of-wisdom-gif-6120223197570192057

Tenor

#Umamusume: Pretty Derby