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glacial pine
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Damn there goes my betting fiver

severe spindle
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I mean Jack Doohan is already gone so that was already physically impossible xd

glacial pine
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There were huge headlines about struggles around straight line speed, due to the batteries, a few months back. And now suddenly there's simulator drivers claiming F1 cars will be faster in a straight line than ever before

severe spindle
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Colapinto's situation is still quite unfortunate
I don't wanna put all the blame on him, given he was put iin the worst team of 2025 season, but man, he really didn't set a good record for a future in F1, if he'll ever get another chance

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glacial pine
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Perhaps it's all true. With more electric power and a bit less weight they will be accelerating faster... So maybe peaking at 400k at Monza before the pit lane exit then dropping a bit before braking won't exactly ruin the sport

severe spindle
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I wouldn't mind seeing such performance at all

glacial pine
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There are safety concerns given by massive acceleration and speeds... But they race the course in Baku I'm sure the FIA can figure it out

severe spindle
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Of course they can, they always do

granite tangle
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I’ve seen. It’s not impossible. Tho they won’t stay that long there. The good thing is that the cars will have insane acceleration and torque

glacial pine
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Hopefully the crazy torque will make perfect corner exits more difficult, that'll make for better racing

severe spindle
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Alot more exicting, that's for sure

granite tangle
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Okay the hype has passed

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And people REALLY seem to like this movie god damn !

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My tweeter ever since like the whole hate on popular thing died down is pretty much praise for it

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Maybe I do need to watch it

severe spindle
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I do wanna watch it frankly

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But still not available for me

granite tangle
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@pale tinsel

severe spindle
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Pffft

glacial pine
granite tangle
glacial pine
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Bigger issues than Rush had... Such as the basic story, the basic premise, the basic misogyny, the McLaren Tech Centre, the depiction of what's allowable racing and every scene feeling like either dialogue or establishing shots... It is a visually fantastic though and all the actors smashed it out the park. A mixed bag. A nice 6/10 movie that you can laugh at more than maybe F1 wanted the viewers to

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I haven't seen Ford V Ferrari tho

severe spindle
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Didn't know the Rush had hatred around it

glacial pine
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Oh those were all about the F1 movie

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Well those were my issues with the F1 movie, at least

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Rush was pretty great. Some people poked at the effects and the visuals and how over the top it looked at times.

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granite tangle
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plus for so many reasons this movie just works..

glacial pine
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Ya I wanna see it

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Still need to watch Gran Turismo as well 🤣🤣🤣

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The dvd is sitting under the TV waiting...

severe spindle
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I've not watched GT either

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Not that interested frankly

glacial pine
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I've only heard bad things

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And the way the Ligier from all the posters never made it into the game... Also doesn't sound like huge confidence

severe spindle
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It really doesn't inspire confidence no

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Its a shame too

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To me, its just not gran Turismo

glacial pine
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Lot of weirdly corporate movies coming out these days, you can tell that the "branding opportunity" is being weighed against "a good idea for a movie" and the marketing teams are winning that argument against the artists. It's a wacky time to be in the cinema. I blame the MCU

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But that's not a motorsports conversation lmao

severe spindle
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They take existing IPs

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And make something original with them unrelated

glacial pine
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If Coyote v Acme doesn't save popular movies I don't know what will

severe spindle
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When they could have just as easily made thr story its own thing

pale tinsel
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me trying to find clues in this even though we already know who's driving

severe spindle
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Hahaha

pale tinsel
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well confirmed

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they put keanu reaves on the phone lmao

glacial pine
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Oh good they announced it

granite tangle
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XD

severe spindle
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Guess it is extremely official nlw

severe spindle
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Funny though just how true the rumors regarding Perez and Bottas ended up being

pale tinsel
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LADS

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INDYCAR GAME?

pale tinsel
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YAS

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LETS FACKIN GO BOYS

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I've been wanting an indycar game for years

pale tinsel
strong kite
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next on the chopping block

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sad

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severe spindle
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This is an awesome cover

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I didn't even know, but Danill Kyvat was racing for the Lamborghini Iron Lynx WEC Hypercar team in the 2024 Endurance championship

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Lamborghini has kind of pulled out in 2025, so he's not in it anymore. Wonder what else he'll do

strong kite
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imagine lamborghini comes back to wec and max verstappen is one of the driverstheoTrol

severe spindle
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hehehe

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I am sure he'd like to partake in WEC somehow, he is getting his WEC license afterall

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And his father getting one too, just for the lower GT3 division

strong kite
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yeah max is getting one because he heard daniil kvyat had a seat to stealtheoTrol

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(totally not clickbait)

severe spindle
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Pffffft

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Okay that's really cruel, and very funny
I know it's more of a case of how things turned out and all, but it's still rather funny remembering the sordid relationship these two share

strong kite
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"I'm gonna take your ride, then I'm gonna fuck your bitch"

severe spindle
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Razor if the game wasn't age restricted xd

pale tinsel
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MasterCard McLaren

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i hate it

glacial pine
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Or, we can do what everyone is going to do, and totally ignore it and just call them McLaren

severe spindle
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Hmm, the only team to not have a title sponsor is finally getting one

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Will say, I expected Chrome or Google to be their title sponsor

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Given they have the largest precense on the car

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I mean hey, MasterCard McLaren doesn't sound that bad

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We've certainly had worse sounding title sponsorship

glacial pine
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Google knows that having their name written on the car is better than having written somewhere no normie is ever going to read

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The chrome wheel covers are a MASTERPIECE

severe spindle
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So for 2026 we have:

  • MasterCard McLaren Formula 1 Team
  • Scuderia Ferrari HP
  • Mercedes-AMG Petronas Formula 1 Team
  • Oracle Red Bull Racing
  • Altassian Williams Racing
  • Visa Cashapp Racing Bulls Formula 1 Team
  • Revolt Audi Formula 1 Team
  • BWT Alpine Formula 1 Team
  • Aston Martin Aramco Formula 1 Team
  • Moneygram Haas Formula 1 Team
  • Cadillac Formula 1 Team
severe spindle
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And Google already has had with the wheel designs

glacial pine
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Or, what people will say.
McLaren, Ferrari, Mercedes, Red Bull, Williams, VCARB/Alphatauri/Toro Rosso, Audi, Alpine, Aston Martin, Haas, Andretti

severe spindle
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Nobody will call them Andretti I don't think

glacial pine
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Paying extra to change the name of the team entry is worthless

severe spindle
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That's water under the bridge now

glacial pine
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I will call it Andretti

severe spindle
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I would too to be fair

glacial pine
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Cadillac is a title sponsor

severe spindle
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I am speaking casuals which you are referring to

severe spindle
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Kind of like the Alfa Romeo F1 team

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It was Sauber, Alfa was more like a title sponsor

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glacial pine
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It's easy money

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MasterCard paid extra for that

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What does McLaren care what their name on paper is

severe spindle
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Well the team doesn't have to

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But it's not the team who runs the operations, it's their owners and sponsors

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I'm just naming them as they will be officially namdd

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though knows, maybe any of the other teams' sponsorships will also change

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We don't know who will be Cadillac's title sponsor

glacial pine
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Well it's Cadillac, since all they're providing is money, not an engine or a facility or a chassis or a racing team structure

severe spindle
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Well they called themselves that team anyway

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Plus, what's all this I hear about Audi wanting to make their own engine for the team?

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Didn't they say that'd take a couple of years?

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Or they really plan on using their own engine on their debut?

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glacial pine
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I think the whole point was to engine supply, same as Cadillac. But unlike Cadillac they're actually going to do it

severe spindle
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But on their first year?

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Especially with the good pace they've built in 2025?

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If it doesn't work out, which is very likely, it will destroy both their reputation and Sauber's progress in 2025

severe spindle
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We'll see how 2026 turns out

glacial pine
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Well I guess they just asked the fia for the ruleset and got started

severe spindle
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Audi did get involved alot sooner than Cadillac to be fair

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Andretti always planned to just be a customer team

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the whole Cadillac deal was just to have the ends meet

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manufacturer support is kind of necessary

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Wouldn'e be surprised if Williams eventually becomes a manufactuer team too

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Especially with their failure

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Audi and Cadillac don't sit on the same boat here

glacial pine
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Would be a huge step for Williams... They do build the formula e battery right now though, so if F1 EEEVVVEEERRRRR does something fun with it's batteries they're well placed to be the best. And that's gonna be half the Power Unit

severe spindle
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Really? Didn't know williams did that

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And yeah they definitely do have an advantagous spot with that

glacial pine
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Thinking about that, perhaps McLaren would have a lot to gain doing the electrical side themselves. Formula E is waaayyyyyy beyond F1 in motor and batteries, and Nissan (their FE supplier) is the class of the field. So maybe McLaren could bring some of that knowledge across

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Maybe they already have 🤔

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McLaren did the battery for the Gen2 car.

severe spindle
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I mean it would seem foolish if they didn't already

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Clearly Mclaren has an advantage

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Who knows, maybe they'll end up doing something else too

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As the comments say, two of the nicest drivers on the grid paired together

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it's funny becaus EVEN still, we do't know what the Cadillac team is gonna look like

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Their colors, their design, nothing yet

granite tangle
severe spindle
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That's fair then

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Guess that's the same for Andretti here

granite tangle
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HAHAHA

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i fucking love the community notes man

severe spindle
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Pffft

glacial pine
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He returns

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granite tangle
severe spindle
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Shay no more

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Reminds of that Lola car that never came

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pale tinsel
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money helps with everything

strong kite
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His hairline aged backwards

pale tinsel
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So Ferrari have just confirmed that nothing was broken in Hungary, despite telling Charles that it was something broken that caused the massive pace drop off

severe spindle
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Damn, he looks almost identical

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pale tinsel
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Yep, and Charles was right to rage on the radio

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but apparently they made him apologize for it even though he was right

severe spindle
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is it so difficult to accept accountability for once

pale tinsel
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just gonna

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yeah

severe spindle
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Yeah this image never fails to true

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Like one or two fumble, understandbale, it happens

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But when there's a clear problem, that ruins your team's race win, and you mke the driver be sorry for it, you've just lost me

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Ferrari's such a lost cause I swear

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They need someone like Chrstian Horner to whip them into shape

pale tinsel
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😳

granite tangle
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Embarrassing and shameless team that’s why nobody likes them

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Anyway they’re getting their ass beat in the replies and quotes

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They also hid this reply

glacial pine
granite tangle
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Well it’s funny when you can take the joke back 👍

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Also I don’t think it’s funny cause the orange army is more than verstappen or whatever

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It’s the national color of the country

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I don’t think this puts them in a good eye for Dutch fans

glacial pine
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It's a social media post is it really that deep?

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Its lot like they posted the max Verstappen grandstand or something. Which would be even funnier I think

granite tangle
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Banter is nice when it’s 2 sided

glacial pine
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And the second side is Literally every reply to their tweet lmao

granite tangle
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That’s why the football community especially English is some of the most fun to be around

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Even if you don’t watch the sport

glacial pine
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Football fans are to a man the worst people I've ever met

granite tangle
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But they’re funny as hell

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Plus there’s actual banter on that sport

glacial pine
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Never witnessed it. Only hate, racism, violence, annoying chants and misogyny

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And it makes sense, it's one of the dullest sports to watch ever invented

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What else were English people going to do?

granite tangle
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The chants is half the fun

glacial pine
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The watching of the football sure wasn't gonna be 🤣

granite tangle
violet sun
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Brother please this channel wasn't for me until this moment

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and I saw the Daihatsu Naked was mentioned

pale tinsel
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pale tinsel
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The familiar issue being Ferrari

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I am in an abusive relationship with the prancing horse

severe spindle
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Man, if he expects something to go wrong, can't say I feel confident for this confidence level

granite tangle
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FP1 is live 🔔

granite tangle
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it aint lookin good brev @pale tinsel

pale tinsel
granite tangle
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HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE CRASHING

pale tinsel
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This is an abusive relationship and the best I can do is not watch

pale tinsel
granite tangle
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tsunoda in the gravel

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antonelli went off

granite tangle
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right now

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FP2 is gonna be heavy rain tho

pale tinsel
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Landos fault probably

granite tangle
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welp red flag

pale tinsel
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Just got the thing that said Hamilton span

granite tangle
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yeah thats what i pinged you for

pale tinsel
granite tangle
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and then

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tsunoda went off

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and antonelli beached himself

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so red flag now

pale tinsel
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ping me if something good happens for the scuderia yeah?

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which will be sometime in 2065 probably

granite tangle
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thats my goat

pale tinsel
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ok now explain what the bollocks is kpop demon hunters

granite tangle
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this gif from the movie went semi viral ^

pale tinsel
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I can't imagine why

pale tinsel
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i had to read that 3 times to comprehend

granite tangle
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i cant describe it any other way

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cause uh

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ive not actually watched it

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thats me describing what i understand myself

pale tinsel
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Oh brilliant

glacial pine
pale tinsel
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yet

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pale tinsel
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this shit never works

granite tangle
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flavio saying hes disappointed in colapinto in a public press conference

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that man really has no fucks left to give

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🤣

granite tangle
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Stroll binned it in the banking

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"To a certain extent, I watch it with amusement. So much is happening these days with AI and deepfakes. I think there are even pornographic films of me, at least with my head pasted on. But as long as a good body is used and I perform well in the scenes, I don't mind."

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NOTHING prepared me for what i was about to read

strong kite
granite tangle
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wait

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there is fucking MORE

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"HOPEFULLY WE WILL BE THAT TEAM (that max chooses next year)"

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pale tinsel
granite tangle
pale tinsel
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him and verstappen with that meme gay porn

granite tangle
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that gen ai subscription just to make toto x verstappen sauna dates

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pale tinsel
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I'll let you decide who's Toto Wolff and who's Max Verstappen

severe spindle
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I don't wanna even imagine brother lol

glacial pine
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That film wasn't even very good

severe spindle
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Pffft

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I've never seen the full thing, but I am not surprised about Tweetman having seen it

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At least he has standards to go by on this

glacial pine
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And why does his bald head look like that?!?

severe spindle
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Yeah it doesn't look very normal

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Gets bigger to his cranium for some reason

pale tinsel
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XD

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Apparently the stuff is not looking good for holland round

granite tangle
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quali is starting already damn

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NO WAY STROLL DID IT AGAIN

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how much did he bin it tho

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was a solid hit

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maybe they can kinda mend it tho?

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@pale tinsel uhhh

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granite tangle
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2 laps down in q1 already

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and 14th

pale tinsel
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i am fine

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totally fine

granite tangle
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ferrari are reverse fixing their issues

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with every fix it somehow gets worse

pale tinsel
granite tangle
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they running head 2 head graphics with bortoletto's sauber

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yuki is through !

pale tinsel
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9 and 10

granite tangle
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at least charles is having fun with the zoo exhibits

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before he visits the other ones in his garage

granite tangle
# pale tinsel 9 and 10

the fucking redbull is putting half a second on the ferrari's benchmark time with less than a minute of track evo

pale tinsel
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Mario I'm just waiting for next season at this point

granite tangle
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so am i mate

pale tinsel
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how those italian disgraces of a team are in second is a mystery

granite tangle
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but even then im not having it as bad

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this is on another level

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makes you LOSE hope on next season

pale tinsel
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Next years car is gonna be fully designed by the guy they got from mercedes. serra or whatever his name was

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still not hoping for much

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Should have got newey when they had the chance

granite tangle
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did that guy come up with the zero pod concept

pale tinsel
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believe so

granite tangle
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good luck

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🤣

pale tinsel
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wait no i take that back

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it was Mike Elliott

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so i might be ok

granite tangle
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might be okay the

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then

pale tinsel
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serra did tyres and suspension for mercedes between 2019 and 2023

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soo

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might be a decent one?

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still should have nabbed newey

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Angry Albon

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a lot of blind drivers this weekend

pale tinsel
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Lando Bottlis

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Ferrari out of nowhere pole lets go

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nvm

glacial pine
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Omg i forgot to watch quali I was baking

granite tangle
glacial pine
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I think the tofu was worth it then haha

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Okay

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Seen it. Hadjar is clearly right not to want in that red bull. And nice to see Lewis getting closer in the statbdigs to Charles again.

severe spindle
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Crazy that Hadjar is so high

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Nico always bottles qualifying, but I can't wait to watch him make P8

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Also just saying, if Hadjar actually finishes this race top 5, it will be a fantastic achievement

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It's insane just how ridiculously out of balnace the Red Bull team is right now

granite tangle
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considering just how completely out of every team's league the mclaren chassis is

severe spindle
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That's the balance

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And nobody is even able to catch up

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pale tinsel
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@granite tangle

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glacial pine
pale tinsel
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just the fia being the fia

glacial pine
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??? Putting out a statement explaining why this particular protocol brief gets a 'yeah thats fine actually' because they forget to explain it when it's the entire Ferrari engine doing it.

granite tangle
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He was 4 seconds behind delta due to yellows, even I can tell you that this does math out

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I personally am quite indifferent about the whole thing, I mean even when it was reported I expected nothing to come out of it. Small circuit, drivers will inevitably trip on each other eventually

glacial pine
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More importantly I am finally home to catch up with F1 academy

glacial pine
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Hell yeah Nina Gademan!

granite tangle
severe spindle
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Kind of don't care enough to watch today's race

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Why did they Veto it?

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Looks fine to me

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granite tangle
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tip to tip is crazy

severe spindle
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Pfffft

granite tangle
severe spindle
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This didn't age so well

granite tangle
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i can understand why

severe spindle
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Why

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Others can't be red?

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This barely looks like a Ferrari

granite tangle
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well there has to be some sort of difference in color palette

severe spindle
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I don't know what to say
Red and teal sounds pretyy significantly different

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Anyone who sees a similarity is trying to see onr

granite tangle
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maybe it was a different reason who knows

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its weird that mercedes thought 4 colors on 1 livery was a good idea tho

severe spindle
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It's not a pretty look that's for sure

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Frankly thr car looks like a knockoff toy

pale tinsel
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weight and time

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fia didn't say anything about it

severe spindle
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That makes more sense

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Will say, Red Pig should be more standard on Mercedes race cars

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It's a significant color for them

pale tinsel
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for amg yes

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for mercedes themselves they've always been the silver arrows

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i need that white livery back from Germany 2019

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but in full

severe spindle
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That's cool

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glacial pine
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AMG are aiming for a bright orange now. Would look cool

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i cant imagine the suffering people over on sky f1 are going through right now in the pre race show

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having to listen to the "insight" of danica

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man ruth is such a blessing to the f1tv broadcast she is super smart about the sport, and is genuinely having fun out there

granite tangle
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i will die of cardiac arrest

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my driver is throwing skids on a soft

glacial pine
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I want the sky team to suffer

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god bless f1tv

glacial pine
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They are all frothing at the mouth imagining lando and Oscar hating each other

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I wish they would let me watch F1 TV

granite tangle
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oh yeah you guys in the uk gotta pay sky and not allowed to pay for the alternative

glacial pine
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"pay" uh huh

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I totally pay sky 🤣🤣🤣

granite tangle
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idk if its cable or isnt

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all i know is that sadly the only pirated streams are skyf1 streams

glacial pine
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It's cable if you want to pay £55 a month + the rest, or online only if you want to pay like £40 a weekend.

glacial pine
granite tangle
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very rarely sadly

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only got it once for as long as i was pirating

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BEIN sports was another stream i got in some of the middle eastern races and that was also miles better than sky

glacial pine
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Isn't bein just Sky? Wearechecking had theirs earlier but it broke. The logo is the same as Sky

granite tangle
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cant remember was a long time ago

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mightve been sky but years ago cause i dont remember danica and the rest of them

glacial pine
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Danica wasn't in the sky coverage today. Just Villeneuve begging Oscar and Lando to kill each other

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I forgot how dull F1 can be

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The feed was just replays for a couple laps and we didn't miss anything. It's crazy

granite tangle
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cause that would make it interesting for everyone else

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i dont think its happening ever with those 2 drivers

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they dont hate each other enough

glacial pine
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Well they did crash in Canada. Lando said "oops sorry" and everyone kinda moved on

granite tangle
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i dont think so

glacial pine
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Rain coming, so something interesting might happen

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There was more acrion, as usual, in the F1 academy race

granite tangle
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redbull just put the hards on tsunoda

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idk what they are thinking

granite tangle
glacial pine
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And then a forward grid and it's still great

granite tangle
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i mean its an "of course there would be" moment

glacial pine
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It's just wild that F4 makes for better racing, you know. F1 spends so much time and money researching how to make it more exciting and 20 junior drivers with a MASSIVE skill spread make for a more interesting race almost every time

granite tangle
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cars are tiny and zandvoort is narrow, it helps massively

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if next year with the smaller f1 cars we still get no action ill officially apologize to you and start judging f1 for being boring more frequently

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LEWIS BINNED IT

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@pale tinsel

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LEWISSSSSS

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glacial pine
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Omg that's crazy

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Lewis is so often the guy™ when the weathers like this

granite tangle
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he slipped on the bank

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it could get funky

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for 3 laps until the mclarens fuck off anyway 🤣

glacial pine
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There's no better defence than building a faster car 👍

granite tangle
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LAWSON AND SAINZ OUT???

glacial pine
granite tangle
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gave each other punctures

glacial pine
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I want Hadjar on the podium

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Omg leclerc doing F1 the movie overtakes

granite tangle
glacial pine
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Well, it was one overtake

granite tangle
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im taking the piss dont worry

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but i am personally having fun

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i love when drivers pull psycho moves like that

glacial pine
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You'd enjoy a formula e race

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Oh my god my stream jumped back to lap 32

granite tangle
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probably, but i dont have time for multiple things on my schedule cause i refuse to give up my gaming habits

glacial pine
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They're relatively short races

granite tangle
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so im just sticking to the schedule of f1 year round and as many hours of lemans i can watch once a year when thats on

glacial pine
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And they're all available in full, for free, on the formula e website

granite tangle
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i do appreciate that

glacial pine
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10 day delay, but it's so good to have a complete live feed archive. There's a few races missing, and a few bits of safety car running got chopped out, but it's still all there

severe spindle
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What happened to Lewis

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VCARB is ridiculous this race

granite tangle
severe spindle
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Fufking hell

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The break therapy has been ruined

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i wonder what sky f1 said about the leclerc move

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Sauner are worse than Alpine this race surprisingly

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Just caught up with whats happening. If anyone needs me I'll be playing destiny. thats less torture

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Mot a very interesting race

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i knew it was coming

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What did he eve do lol

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he and lawson crashed into each other

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gave each other punctures

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both went a lap down

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Ahhh

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and then FIA said lets give sainz 10 seconds

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🤣

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This season has been torture for sainz

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sainz was doing much better than alex in the race too

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and liam was doing decent too

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Albon is safe for next season that's for sure

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i think they just both fucked themselves over, and just leave it to that

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whats the point of a penalty

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Indeed

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Yheyr3 already at the end

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weve better expecting "rain" for 30 laps now 😭

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This race is just horrendous

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ive had fun

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people are crashing into each other for fun

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but nothing is happening in the end

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Alonso is fucked this race too

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Stroll being typically faster

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2025 has been amazing for him

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alonso got fucked over by the pits again

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stroll is also driving without a front wing endplate

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Stroll OP

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Swinz is letting Hispanic take take over

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2026 wdc lance strol

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i wish

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imagine the scenes

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LANCE STROLL YOU ARE WORLD CHAMPION

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"uhh yeah i guess i wanna go home now can i dad"

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I'll cheer

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Since they will be faster for 2026

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Alonso is the real star of this race

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God that Ferrari depression is hitting him hard

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oh ffs

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CHARLESS

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I cannot be arsed

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They copied merc

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Omg

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Fuuuuuck

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hold on, got a thing

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This is too sad

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im just waiting for the radio

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Same heh

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he's given up

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Please hadjar take a podium

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Hadjar win

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That'd be amazing

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Poor Charles man

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This is just sad

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I think Kimi will be penalised

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give leclerc a 10 second penalty

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Kimi really does deserve a big penalty for that one

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Indeed

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Stroll p12?!?!?

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What happened ther4

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he deserves one but not a harsh one

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Aloneo got ahead without us realising

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ill say 10 seconds and 1 point sounds fair

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no more tho he locked up it wasnt on purpose

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It was very clumsy

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Indeed

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rookie mistake

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but hes a rookie

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ok last one

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Wonder if Gasly can ke3p going

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Yeah

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W3ll rone

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i mean realistically

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Wonder if veestappen can win

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oh yukis been fucked too

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apart from ferraris crashing

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NOTHING happened

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fuckin hell nothing going right for my guys

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but i cant say its a low action race xd

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Alonso pitted how did he jump Lance?

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Maybe lance pitted too

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I think stroll will finish in points

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ok i lied this ones the last one. back to destiny

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Bor and bearnan ar3 on old tiree

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max is rapid

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for 5 laps anyway

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Oh Morris bottled

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you mean bottled pole or what

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also got passed lap 1

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but other than that

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He's under big pressjre

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Lando has fended off max so he's probably gonna stay clear of the red bull

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max isnt going for it

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Less yappage here

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Focus on rac3

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yeah hes not pushing either hes trynna go to the end without losing too much on the last laps

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Maybe

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or hoping they lose time racing each other

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Charles sadly sitting on a hill 😢

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Those mclaren ar3 too rapid

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unrivaled in low speed

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What happened to alonsp?!

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He dropped

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on a hard

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Fuck

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anything without a mclaren badge has a hard time warming up the hards

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Alonso washed

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Can't take the pressure from his god tier teammate

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another 5 seconds to antonelli

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Colapomto lasso

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coulthard has such good witty comedy

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Hadjar has an actual chance for a podium

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bearman from the fucking PITS

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to P8

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good fucking work lad

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I wish the camera would point at the action and not McLarens trundling around

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B3arman looks destined for p7

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same but thats an issue with all feeds

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13 positions

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Indeed. It's record for him

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Maybe be double podium am finish

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leclerc DOTD 🤣

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Pffft

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uhmmm?

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NORRIS

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HES OUT

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Nooooooo

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Oh dear

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HADJAR PODIUM LFGGGGGG

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Actual hadjar p3?

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HADJARRRRRRR

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Hadjar is manifesting the win

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The universe wants a Hadjar win

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He's on par with gasly win

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Just to prove how shit the red bull is too

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Hadjar went from crashing jn Australia

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To a p3

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Poor morris

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even i gotta say it feels fucking bad

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6 laps to go

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worst way to go

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am I right in thinking that's the first McLaren Mercedes PU failure?

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Especially this late

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yes

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it is the first

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Yeah it's

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Max might throw something INSANE at Oscar

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max takes out himself and Oscar

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i am unsure if he can

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hadjar p1

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Man that'd be crazy

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the softs are not looking good now

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Ferra4j kid heh3

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We need the Max Verstaliban to come out

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2018 Max

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Mclaren mika r3minder heh

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Leclerc still in the grounds, not gone back to the paddock yet on his phone

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Vcarb is gonna have a minardi Moment

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He's leaving Ferrari I'm more than definite. Either break clause next year if the car isn't there or at the end of his current contract

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Man that'd be crayz

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No othe4 seat for him either

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Lots of teams would want Leclerc

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I'll talk about this later

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look how the redbull catches in the middle sector

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and then the mclaren leaves him in the dust

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Red Bull would take him, but I don't think he would take Red Bull
McLaren are filled
Aston Martin is a definite option.
Mercedes will have George and Kimi unless Toto still has his hard on for Max.
Audi could make him the marquee signing after Hulkenberg retires. Cadillac too.
Aside from those teams nobody else will have him

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or can afford him

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There's also the risk of a huge shake up next year with the team pecking order

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Oj stroll is looking fast

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More than zero percent chance Audi is the best car

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Focus on stroll idiot

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He's on the attack

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7 tenths is not coverable in this track

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Damn man

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That was close

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so happy for hadjar man

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Same

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Glad Tsunoda got a point

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This was a boring race

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Ten got interesting

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the track as alex jacques said exists in the calendar for verstappen

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That's perfect statement

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verstappen leaves the sport no point in having it

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It's a cool track, and it was amazing in the F4 Academy car

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They're going on rotation aren't they? or dropping completely after next year iirc

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unsure

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We also have to see what the new car does to the racing

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dropping off after 2026

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just checked

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I think that'll be to see if the 26 car really works at Zandvoort

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Contract was up after 26 anyway and the promote didn't want to do an extension

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They might want to extend it if the 26 car makes Zandvoort an iconic track for great racing

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oscar looks like a new man

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massive weight off his shoulders

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he's got breathing space in the championship now so yeah makes sense

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oh fuck the lando twitter fans are gonna be raging lmao

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The one who hated Colapinto and glazed Lando

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Would love to see what he'd say

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There's always his twitter to be fair

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it might be his comeback to twitter this race

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I'm sad for Lando. It's always a shame to see tight battles decided by a mechanical failure

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I was hoping for a late Lando charge at Oscar and maybe some battling.

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It's all they were pointing the cameras at 🤣

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Indeed

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But there's never any battle between these two

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such a wholesome podium

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thats what you wanna see

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👑

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Hadjar for 2025 WDC CONFIRMED

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Hahaha

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That's a bit hopeful

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I want a rookie champion

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Him, Lewis and Lando are gonna share the therapy session this time

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Or at least a rookie win

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Antonelli and Hadjar both have podiums this season

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Bearman is doing well

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And Lawson is under threat of death

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so happy for the guy man

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he's been on it all weekend

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Indeed

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Couldn't be worse

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Good work on fulfilling that

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Just saying, Hadjar has already achieved more than most grid's drivers ever did On their first season

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won but at what cost

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leclerc fan so they got the norris engine failure

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with a leclerc dnf

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Leclerc on speakerphone with his therapist
"Hello Charles, can we reschedule? I'm with Lewis at the moment"

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Hahaha

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Perfect

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We were hoping for a podium from him

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Came at the cost of Lando

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trophy instead

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if only sugared was still here he'd love the bait

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hahaha

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Hahaha

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fuckin hell what a move

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That move by Charles was pretty ballsy

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Bruh

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This can't be for real

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The definition of "kicking him when he's down"

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Indeeed

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Man's already dead

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Pffft

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I'm glad they celebrated Isack's achievement properly this time, unlike Hulkenberg's

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Someone made a fanart about it, that makes me happy

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max and isack are cooperating to help him stay at rb XDD

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Hahaha

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Will say, I feel kind of bad for Colapinto

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He did also nearly score his first point this season, would have made 3 for 3 rookies

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He seemed pretty good on pace this weekend, compared to before at least

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i felt bad for lando but now i dont

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😭

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what are his fangirls DOING man

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Hahaha

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It's on the same level as the Argentinians on Alpine's instagram

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Petty, over-eager, and very very subjective

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I will say, Carlos is really unhappy with today's race, which I don't blame him, but the penalty has further set him off, to the point of flaming Liam about not being an F1 grade driver

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I am not sure who's really at fault here, but 10 second penalty is pretty harsh

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And to be fair, he was having one of thise best weekends

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I feel bad for Lando. His car broke down on the cusp of a great podium.

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but these people need help legit

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what do you mean mclaren is secretly trying to assasinate lando to give oscar the wdc

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Yeah that's so likely from a British team that's actual British and proud of being British to do that to their British driver.

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What McLaren really want is a season of 1-2 finishes and perfect dominance.

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Indeed

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It wouldn't serve their interest to be sabotaging Lando

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if anything, it'd serve them better to sabotage Oscar

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People are like this about every single sport, the moon landings, and Taylor swift being gay. You just have to go "okay whatever" and move on lol

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taylor swift being gay, that's a first
Though I guess making songs on gay topics does have that after effect

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And yeah these sort of people cannot be argued with

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But as Jean Todt once said
"That's just racing"
Shit happens, that's kind of the point

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The fact taht nothing ever truly goes according to plan

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Lando'll bounce back, I am sure he will

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I knew Swifties, as they like to call themselves, can be pretty emotional, but holy shit

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Imagine being this upset over someone being very obviously straight

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mini dont say that on twitter

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🤣

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Hehehe

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Twitter couldn't handle the fire I spit

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Honestly though

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if they wanna be gay fans for an artist and want to see them do gay stuff, at least be one for an artist who isn't... oh I don't know, very obviously and completely straight?

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Like seriously, who would even think taylor swift had a single gay bone in her body

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I know swifties aren't very sharp, but this is a new level of stupid

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But yeah, Lando's incident was unfortunate
But I really doubt anyone really wanted to see Mclaren score another 1st and 2nd anyway

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so, harsh as it may sound out of context, him breaking down made the race better than it would have been had he come 2nd

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i would love honestly, but sadly, I cannot make an account on twitter

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no point being there anyway

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All I got there last time was headaches

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No point In being there other than checking old sugared flyer tweets

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Hahaha

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I wonder if he posts anything these days

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No doubt he would post something about Lando's current situation, if he hasn't already

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Sugar was a real nut to crack

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And followed by tony hawk

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Hehehe

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My favourite is responding to to "why isn't mainstream/lamestream media talking about this!!??" Tweets with links to the BBC and CNN and maybe the Guardian, Fox news and the Washington Post talking about it 2 months ago.

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People REAAALLLLYYYY hate that move

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@granite tangle

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I sometimes stare at my screen ready to call someone out on some bullshit but I always sigh and just close the tab

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Gotta say, I am always a little confused about that outfit that George and Kimi wore on Miami

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The brown and orange one you posted

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their cars' colors aren't those

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So it's a little confusing, they didn't even change their liveries, unlike VCARB and Ferrari to warrent the different shirts

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Oh Mr Russell is camp™ but that doesn't mean anything in 2025

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All the butchest men I know are gay

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Camp? I don't know what that means

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Never said it’s negative he just radiates that aura

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Lando on the other hand is straight as a ruler

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Yet his fangirls are going to the hospital because he’s dating a white woman

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The trick is not being shocked when a famous person comes out as straight

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Someone you know might be straight. Think before you speak badly about straight people

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Well I wouldn’t say every one

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Now, statistically, one of them is likely not straight

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But that’s their concern at the end of the day

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What do you mean

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Who?

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But again, a bi man dating a woman is still bi

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There’s a few fruit salads on the grid

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I mean even if bisexual

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they all do have girlfriends

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or wives

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Nah

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A good few of them are single

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Can you tell me who? I don't know any of them who is single

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Most notably I think Lewis is single and has been for a good bit

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Especially since nearly all of them posted holiday photos with their girlfriends on Summer break

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Maybe he broke up, not sure

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Long time ago I think

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Yeah possible that I am getting my timeline wrong

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I think Fernando is single too? Not sure about thatone however

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just never seen him with a girlfriend or wife

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I don’t look at it too much I just know not EVERYONE has a gf

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Fair enough

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Now Lewis wouldn't surprise me if he came out as Bi or gay or something. Piastri, Ocon, Albon are like. Idk maybe, I wouldn't be shocked if one them was gay or whatever but you REALLY cannot tell.

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Wait wasn't Fernando also dating Taylor Swift briefly?!?!

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WAS HE? What?

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Well there was a rumour. I remember because the sky commentary spent a whole weekend making Taylor swift lyrics puns

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Now that's something that would be a surprise

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I think it's false anyway

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Wouldn't make sense with the two getting together

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Carlos I can see, but not Fernando

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Oh yeah it’s because they asked if the mystery older man Taylor was dating was Alonso

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And Alonso fucking winked at it

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🤣

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God I love him

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He's such a joker

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Hard for a French person to not come off as gay xd

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Absolutely

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Albon is a perfect example that a straight man can be a lil bit fruity 😭

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Man's the perfect looking man of all time
Carlos I mean, not Albon

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He's me if I was a F1 driver

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Ocan and Albon just seem a little reserved sometimes, in a way I remember being when I wasn't out.
But I've also never been a global sports personality who's every word gets dissected by sports fans

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Regardless, it's safer to assume with this bunch and scene

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Alex, Lando and George were such a funny vibe when they were rookies.
It was nice seeing drivers being portrayed as happy and fun instead of trying to convince us they're some macho types.

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I've seen those James Hunt short shorts you can't fool me

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Yeah that works for me

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Besides, it's possible to be cool without being macho

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This was never macho

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Hahaha

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I do know of the whole Galex community

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I must say, James Hunt was the least macho looking man of all time

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yet he pulled more ladies than anyone else

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Guess he was macho for his time

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Women love a man in booty shorts

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Women love a flirty man

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That's for sure

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Confidence is key

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I will say this, I do hope to one day have an epic mustache like some old F1 drivers

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Mansell was the king of that

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Indeed, he had 3 of them even

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And he now has a beard to boot too

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Hehehe

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I love Nigel Mansell

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I don't know why there's a gif of him gently eating a strawberry

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Probably belongs to some meme or ad or whatever

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I think the reason there’s so much confusion and parasocial belief of drivers being gay is rooted within the fact that they are teammates, rivals and spend so much time together either way

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I actually recreated Nigel Mansell using Omniman

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Oh these teammates are not banging except in the wildest fan theories

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I understand it, also I enjoy it when its lighthearted and in a poking fun way

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It’s only an issue when people take it too far

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And it’s not too many doing that sadly it’s just they are the most seen

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To a degree I do believe McLaren could've won the drivers champ in 2007 if Lewis and Fernando had kissed

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Pfft

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Reminded me of this ad

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But that’s a whole different issue

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Most of the time it’s just people having fun

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It's that hypermasculinity spiraling around. Like when the drivers get called gladiators and stuff, its very boyish and cringe

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F1 needs a woman, or a FLAMINGLY camp gay man, to shake this off somewhat

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it's typical to see of corse, but you have to be mature enough to be able to look past it

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It's a sport for "men" as in grown ups

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Not children

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