The Crew/Motorfest chat

[whole fjord]

Same

[forest orbit]

i missed thanos car

i like that deberti inspired kit

[nocturne parcel]

new no bitches-mobile

[sweet tide]

This car full white is perfect

I didn't used any liveries for it

[forest orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/disingenuous-darkviper-darkviperau-you-dense-gif-19969413

[nocturne parcel]

thats not the cuckering

[hoary lotus]

darkviperau

[whole fjord]

What happened with him?

[nocturne parcel]

cringe ass rant channel

pretty sure he pisses in his basement

[covert pond]

pfft

[covert pond]

At least the livery desiner is named "F_14TomcatPilot"

[nocturne parcel]

he should be blown up by an f14

[steel oyster]

Powered by Manscaped

[nocturne parcel]

manscaped sounds like a crappy shaver

apparently its prone to cutting the skin

[covert pond]

Pfft

[covert pond]

Yeah much like most sponsored ads their shit isn't good

[nocturne parcel]

especially the ones who sponsor literally everyone like the generic vpn companies (who no matter what they claim will snitch on your data), raycon shit earphones, and raaaaiiidd saddo legends

[steel oyster]

let's play raid shadow legends

let's not and say we did

[covert pond]

Oh god yes

Fuck all of those sponsors

They just ruin so many favorite youtubers' reputations

[nocturne parcel]

oh and ive started to see youtubers be sponsored by temu
the sweatshop app
💀

[covert pond]

Oh gor

These sponsorships just get worse and worse

It's unfortunate honestly

[nocturne parcel]

oh yeah im sure the workers arent slaves if theyre charging $3 for a shirt

[covert pond]

Our favourite content creators are given offers they cannot refuse

There's just far too much money

Either sposered by Raid shadow legends, NordVPN or Surfshark VPN, Raycon ear plugs, Manscape, You name it

Every horrible and shady brand

[nocturne parcel]

raycon after sponsoring a ben shapiro debunked video and a daily wire ben shapiro video

https://tenor.com/view/when-the-money-vince-mcmahon-big-chungus-wwe-gif-16018373

[covert pond]

Definitely

I hate it so much

But its just our sad reality

Where money is everything and the truth is lost

[nocturne parcel]

this is why we need to ELIMINATE MONEY

turn this world into the mw12 world

no money

steal cars
but its not stealing because anyone can use it

mw12 takes place in a communist america confirmed

[covert pond]

Hehehe

[nocturne parcel]

damn criterion
guess that's why their logo was red

[covert pond]

I can believe that

Though how can it be communist if these brands are allowed to make supercars

[nocturne parcel]

these arent any supercars
these are proleteriat supercars
made and sold by the workers 💪

[covert pond]

I think more so than that, we need to eliminate dishonesty

Laziness, lack of working principle

[nocturne parcel]

just give everyone meth
no more laziness

[covert pond]

Hahaha

[covert pond]

I'll take your entire stock!

[nocturne parcel]

soviet supercar

[covert pond]

Hehehe

I remember hearing about this

And what a story

[nocturne parcel]

why isnt it red?
gulag

[covert pond]

Let's go back to the good old days

[nocturne parcel]

lets go back to the good old days when you could just blow off the country leader's head and everyone just had to go along with it

[covert pond]

Pfft

It's scary to imagine that was indeed the way of things for the longest time

[nocturne parcel]

sad so many times it was the good people being killed
and the bad ones kept dodging assasination attempts like they were hacking

[covert pond]

Yeah I honestly hated that

And I still do cause it still happens

[forest orbit]

indeed, i can't stop seeing darkviperau saying that he's a disingenuous mf

[nocturne parcel]

im not talking about him?

[covert pond]

So many nuclear scientists of Iran got assassinated

[covert pond]

It's not about darkviper

[forest orbit]

i know, i am talking about the quartering ofc

[nocturne parcel]

isnt this in iran?

based af

[covert pond]

I've seen similar posters so I would believe it is indeed in Iran

Iran hates the Guts of US

Probably more than anyone else

Hell Japan got two suns from them and yet they're friends now

I don't know how that's possible

[covert pond]

Yup

[nocturne parcel]

apparently its at the former us embassy

[covert pond]

One of the national poems that are sang during independence day states at its start

"America! America! Death to your treachery! From your fangs and nails, drips the blood of our young"

[covert pond]

Yup, its a very famous event

A bunch of Iranian university students stormed into the US Embassy and kept the people in it there hostage for over a year

[nocturne parcel]

lol

[covert pond]

It is part of what started America's mutual hate towards Iran

Before this America just exploited Iran to use it as a Key player in the middle east

Essentially what they do with Israel now

But getting their appointed leadership overthrown wasn't bad enough, they also had their embassy taken over for such a long time with Iran showing no interest in negotiations

It was a very embarrassing situation for US

[gilded solstice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/150541591516413952/1128385848153473215/The_Crew_Motorfest_-_Donut_Media.mp4

[nocturne parcel]

💀

[cloud gorge]

vc with 200 people lol

[zinc bough]

Ahh so goofy that widebody on Mazda Cosmo

[nocturne parcel]

I wonder if next week we getting the Audi rs2 they teased

[covert pond]

I didn't know thye added the Mazda Cosmo

[nocturne parcel]

They added it today

[zinc bough]

AYO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJN3hECeNuI

Mazda Cosmo Sport is 6th in Street class

No wonder because this Mazda steering is wicked good

[covert pond]

Oooh

That explains it then

[covert pond]

Guess this game has meta too

[zinc bough]

Ofc it does

But still undisputed Street class champion is

Old Lamborghini Countach

[covert pond]

I didn't expect that

[zinc bough]

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TD5IZOBSkGCljqMVZ5-aORa6Xe6MNzrjRS2zrhz8cEQ/edit#gid=0

[whole fjord]

Pandem 240

[visual pendant]

https://youtu.be/KnibZVfSo5k

I think the Mazda Cosmo Sport is fast💀

[atomic folio]

how much is it?

[atomic folio]

a bundle? nice

[nocturne parcel]

its crew credits only bundle
not worth it

[atomic folio]

uh wtf

[covert pond]

Shame

[covert pond]

It's so weird seeing a Cosmo this modified

It's nor a sort of car that ever got modification

[visual pendant]

The Mazda Cosmo Sport is a disguised F1 Car🗿

[atomic folio]

this is mine, will keep it like that

[visual pendant]

I think that the Audi guy loved Rally quite a bit

[whole fjord]

Everybody wasting time on this game while I’m AFK grinding south beach

[covert pond]

It's possible to grind afk?

[whole fjord]

With an autokey thing yeah

[covert pond]

Ooooh

Now I see..

[low canyon]

2

[whole fjord]

4

[low canyon]

6

[whole fjord]

8

[low canyon]

10

[whole fjord]

12

[low canyon]

14

[whole fjord]

I got the mf 🗿s

[low canyon]

Ain’t no way

Bro got the 🗿

[whole fjord]

Old PS4 pic

[covert pond]

That's pretty cool

[covert pond]

TC2 truly loves to add some of the most idiotic vanity items ever seen to man-kind

[visual pendant]

MOOOAAAAIII🗿🗿🗿

[low canyon]

No

No gum gum

Gum gum bad for teeth

[whole fjord]

is it?

[low canyon]

Prolly not
Just heard it someone

[whole fjord]

probably the sugar tbh

[low canyon]

Yea

[nocturne parcel]

Bring me bum bum

[low canyon]

Bring you what what

[nocturne parcel]

Ass

[low canyon]

Ain’t got any

[gilded solstice]

Does anyone know how to fix this?

[sweet tide]

i got this error on the beta

and devs gave us this link to repair the error https://www.ubisoft.com/en-us/help/the-crew-2/connectivity-and-performance/article/forwarding-ports-for-the-crew-2/000063446

i know another way to fix this issue but its on the discord server of the crew motorfest and they deleted all of the messages of the players in the server so i cant find the other way

[dusky compass]

Does everybody like the crew 2 update?

[dusky compass]

That means you don't have internet connection to play.

[sweet tide]

yes but he had internet connection when he tried to play the game

[gilded solstice]

This problem has occurred for a year now

It happened on ps4 now happening on ps5 I reinstalled the game on my ps5 today

[gilded solstice]

Does the ps4 port work on ps5?

[sweet tide]

maybe

[sweet tide]

.

[gilded solstice]

I'll try it to see if it works

[sweet tide]

idk if i already said that but everyone who got choosed to participate to the first beta of the crew motorfest will be invited to test the second beta

so i will probably live stream it in this server

[nocturne parcel]

Motorzest

[whole fjord]

You’re zesty

Goofy ahh fog ducker

[covert pond]

pfft

Adorable pfp btw

[whole fjord]

You too

[covert pond]

Nyaaaa

Thank youuu

[visual pendant]

👀👀

Well, i dont think imma be there, im on vacation in New York so 😁and😞 at the same time

[sweet tide]

have a great vacation

[nocturne parcel]

Omg the crew 2 city irl

[whole fjord]

The Crew 2 irl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[visual pendant]

Thx

[visual pendant]

@nocturne parcel @whole fjord indeed, check this, im from Argentina so things like this are really uncommon to see, almost imposible

[nocturne parcel]

Me likey

[covert pond]

That's pretty nice

[visual pendant]

Thx, and lemme tell u that it was in movementn i just caught it perfectly

[covert pond]

Glad to hear it

Was ar the right place at the right time

[visual pendant]

Yep

[elfin fog]

Anyone on ps5 tryna play crew 2

[visual pendant]

How much u wanna lower it down

YES

[covert pond]

Jesus that's low

[thorny imp]

Why

Why

Why did someone do that

[whole fjord]

Why not

Parents probably bought him the SUV or maybe he had no other choice

so he went ahead and made do

[thorny imp]

Literally removing the reason why you would want a suv

[visual pendant]

Dont worry, i found something to calm u down

Oh, and also look at that Blue House🗿

Motorfest irl😂

[covert pond]

Lol

Including that black and orange Lavante

[whole fjord]

yes, fuck SUVs

[whole fjord]

I miss her 😭

[sweet tide]

@visual pendant try this

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jtGs7LFTGcM

at new york

[visual pendant]

Sounds good

As long as u give me the money

🗿

[zinc bough]

Didn't expect that much customization on RS2 Avant. Also there is 2 widebody options

[civic monolith]

Crew going over the top again

[covert pond]

Goddamn

[zinc bough]

[sweet tide]

ayo

i should customise this

[visual pendant]

A

[visual pendant]

I wont be able to test the Audi RS2 due to my US Vacation, so u tell me whats going on

Also, imagine getting offended at a comment like mine lol

[zinc bough]

https://vxtwitter.com/redbullgaming/status/1681687084422103040

[nocturne parcel]

I am ivory tower dick sucker now

[nocturne parcel]

😍

Theo will go mental when he makes a video on that

[whole fjord]

Yikes

[nocturne parcel]

Theres 50 other bumpers don't worry

[steel oyster]

damn

[whole fjord]

they're all the same i bet

5 of them will be the same, minus two canards each, 5 variations each which have colored housings and tinted headlights

[steel oyster]

All the good customization is on the old cars from The Crew cough cough HuP One cough

[whole fjord]

and the other 25 are variations of the stock bumper

they say Criterion is lazy with customization when Ivory Tower exists

[steel oyster]

They literally made their own unlicensed car and the only customization option (other than the usual paint and tires) is a big ass wing that removes the active aero

And you know I love my active aero

[whole fjord]

that was ghost

[steel oyster]

I'm talking about the Tempesta that was added in the Blizzard update

but yeah that fits too

[covert pond]

What's funnier is that he barely even knows his Audi models

So it'd be a video of him claiming this car was always in the corner of his eye like he did with the Quattro

When he never even talks and or acknowledges it

[zinc bough]

AYO

RS2 Avant is number 3 in Street

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_wRDLiKMCQ

[atomic folio]

i've driven that thing

so fucking darty

[covert pond]

Surprising to say the least

Considering its weight

[atomic folio]

its got some unique backfire while being stock

[covert pond]

Certainly interesting

Also I didn't consider it until right now

That there has been a large influx of Audis in TC2 as of late

There used to be two Audis in the game during vanilla days as a whole

Now there's at least 7 that I know of

If I was a clickbait youtube I would connect this to there being no Audis in Unbound

That somehow TC2 purchased special Audi license and rights and gets to include many cars when Unbound cannot

[atomic folio]

lol

anyway

full carbon stratos

[covert pond]

So unlike the 037 and the Delta S4

The Stratos actually has parts

Question

Did they make those two available outside of Rally Cross?

[visual pendant]

Nope, Deltas & the 037 are just on RX, While the Stratos is in RX & SR

Oh, look what i found

Nice McLaren Elva & Bugatti Mistral i see👀

[atomic folio]

thats not the mistral lol

thats a divo

[covert pond]

That's a very unusual looking Divo

[covert pond]

That's a shame. it was a bad choice to make them RX only

Those cars competed in normal races too

[atomic folio]

it is

but it is a divo

[covert pond]

Hmm

It's funny to me how much creative freedom Bugatti allows IVT

Like seriously you'd be convinced it's only them that get this sort of treatment

Though I don't know

maybe Bugatti is in general is okay with these sort of extreme modifcations

I mean the Veyron in the old NFS games had alot of bodymods too

And in Unbound it's no different for the Chiron

Bugatti is quite humble

[lucid pike]

Veyron Barchetta

[lucid pike]

Better quality image

[nocturne parcel]

Still more than nfs and forza tho

[whole fjord]

two bumpers

[nocturne parcel]

Fuckza

[covert pond]

Pfft

[whole fjord]

I mean tbf most cars in Forza don't have options at all

just the universal splitter and fugly wing

but to say it's better than NFS is funny

[atomic folio]

its definitely not better than nfs

cuz the aventador had the lb kit in 2015 whereas tc2 doesnt have anything resembling that in 2018

[whole fjord]

true

but TC2s Aventador doesn't look like absolute shit tbf

[atomic folio]

have you seen the rear bumper thats got 4 exhausts under the taillights?

i havent seen anything worse and i love the aventador

[covert pond]

What's wrong with Forza's aventador model

it's not inaccurate

[whole fjord]

its ancient thats whats wrong

[covert pond]

Ancient?

Oh you mean it's the original Aventador

and not the facelift from 2015 or so

[whole fjord]

its an old model

[nocturne parcel]

Aventador is 12 year olds dream car

It's like the veyron when I was a kid

I like how back then people actually cared what car was the fastest
Now I don't think most people could even name or care what is

[covert pond]

yeah pretty much

[covert pond]

yeah there are so many cars which have had taht title which has led to the nuance being lost

back then everyone knew a Veyron and a Koenigsegg and a F1

[nocturne parcel]

Speed is cringe anyway

When will you ever use it

[covert pond]

like most aspects of most cars

It's a bragging right

You can brag about your Impreza being a 2 litter with an engine that makes as much power as a V8

Or you can brag about how your 911 GT2 RS can take corners at such speeds without losing grip

But that's not what's important in real world is it?

In real world you want a car that can reliably and comfortably get you from point A to point B and make it enjoyable

it's why one needs to get a Citroen Xantia

Or any old Citroen in general

[nocturne parcel]

Comfy car nyeoom

[covert pond]

indeed, very comfy

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/moEVukuu78Q

[covert pond]

Look at this

[nocturne parcel]

Dub it

[covert pond]

It's not even trying

[covert pond]

Eh, maybe not

DUB was a mistake

However, you know what you can infact do with a Citroen Xantia?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9Pwmiydb1E

something like this, which is sick if you ask me

FF race cars are sick

[nocturne parcel]

Noo 😭

[covert pond]

it has its charm

But it's very exclusive to certain types of cars

[nocturne parcel]

Tc2 vanity wheel moment

[covert pond]

Jesus christ, those are weapons at this point

[covert pond]

yeah I wouldn't be surprised if they do eventually add rims in those styles

By the way, it's been a while since we've held an extended conversation so I feel the need to ask

What's led to you changing your nam to "Ivory Tower #1"

Did they do something you really liked?

[nocturne parcel]

Because cool updates and Motorfest is cool

And racing games at the moment are barron

Ivory only Devs actually updating their game with decent content

Even Forza is mainly just cars in the same events we've been playing over and over since launch

[covert pond]

that's fair enough

so it's not something in particular

But rather an accumilation of things they've done

What's funny is taht no one ever gave TC2 credit, even you

But over time people have realized it's the only game to have actually done something since its release

[nocturne parcel]

The good 2

6/10 good

[covert pond]

hehe

And Motorfest will likely improve upon it as well

Judging by what we've seen

[nocturne parcel]

Motorfest better than forza

Borza

Snorza

[covert pond]

Certainly better than Forza Motorsport 8

[nocturne parcel]

Borizon

[covert pond]

"Fully reworked and made from ground up"

Shows the same wing and aero we've had since FM5

[nocturne parcel]

Reworked to be exactly as boring

[atomic folio]

https://tenor.com/view/rock-roll-metal-horns-rock-and-roll-gif-14802441

[covert pond]

and the same steering wheel turn rate we've had since FM3

It's hilarious to me that tehy dare showcase their allegedly new fully reworked and intricate tire system

to which I need to ask, why?

it's a sim cade, why does this matter?

[nocturne parcel]

Who even cares about Motorsport anymore?

[covert pond]

Even with new tire model, we always know that Forza cars will always oversteer regardless of speed

[nocturne parcel]

Not enough for them to bother renewing 7's licencing

[covert pond]

I do admittedly, but it's because Motorsport 4 was such a big step in the way of the things I liked about racing games in general

But ever since, it's sadly been disappointment after disappointment

[nocturne parcel]

Being back pgr

[covert pond]

I am certain Forza Motorsport 8 will be a good game, as all Forza games always have been

But being good doesn't mean anything

when it's nothing new or ground breaking

[nocturne parcel]

Boring good

[whole fjord]

As they did with TC2 they say Motofest has better physics

I hope they actually did improve them

[nocturne parcel]

Good on paper but with nothing interesting to give

[whole fjord]

because TC2 was as terrible as TC1

[atomic folio]

will know tomorrow

[sweet tide]

ivory tower has literally broken fh in half

[covert pond]

pretty much. Every game is just good to the new comers of the series by that game's point of release, say for exmaple when Fh5 came out

[sweet tide]

Ivory Tower 2# Fan

[nocturne parcel]

The physics are completely different
Like they built a new physics from the ground up
You can see from videos

[whole fjord]

right and the Forza Motorsport reboot was also built from the ground up

[atomic folio]

unlike forza they actually built it from the ground up

[whole fjord]

I won't believe it until I see it

[covert pond]

admittedly, I do hold out hope for what little Motorsport 8 will bring to the table
while not much, it does seem like it's a small step in the right direction

[whole fjord]

or rather until I try it myself

[nocturne parcel]

Well the beta is tomorrow
Do you have a key?

[covert pond]

althouygh in weird ways

still, could be worse

Could be Gran Turismo 7

which has done little right ever since coming out

[whole fjord]

I already got the email

[sweet tide]

it always give you this idea

[atomic folio]

i've downloaded it already just waiting for it to unlock

[whole fjord]

All I know about GT7 is they fucked up the economy and then fixed and reimbursed

[whole fjord]

same

[atomic folio]

have they given a specific time?

[whole fjord]

Not that I'm aware of

[sweet tide]

because their trailers always make you think that the game is crazy

and has new features

[covert pond]

know that they didn't fix anything

[covert pond]

Nah i am fully aware of their trickery man

[whole fjord]

assuming there was anything to fix anyways

[covert pond]

I am cuatiously hopeful for FM8

[covert pond]

Oh there is alot to want to be fixed about GT7

be assured

[sweet tide]

the thing that forza has always done right are the graphics

[covert pond]

Visually yeah, tehy are very impressive

Although it is always questionable

[atomic folio]

visuals only go so much

[covert pond]

when the models for the cars used are often just outdated

And look bad in face of all the graphical improvements

[covert pond]

Pretty much. Of course good visuals are necceasary for a game to sell these days, and the base feeling of driving a car in Forza games, at least Horizon 4 and 5 was nice

That's all game reviewers care about

and the general public

hence why GT7 and Horizon 5 got so many awards by default

[atomic folio]

S15, R34 and so many more

[covert pond]

there is something wrong with the R34 model?

That I haven't heard yet

[atomic folio]

if you compare the TC2 R34 model with FH5, you'd see the difference in quality

[covert pond]

Let me see

https://gamemodels.ru/screenshots/monthly_05_2019/512c8554588bae28ca6025f12c1fe3d3-fh4_nissan_gt-r_02_front.jpg

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/paMgqWMD33c/maxresdefault.jpg

The only major difference i can spot is the Forza model's headlights looking slightly more angular and angry

The model seems fine otherwise

[nocturne parcel]

I'm just mad there's no fenders on the base R34 in the crew grrrr

[whole fjord]

slightly bigger panel gaps, warped headlights, the spoiler is a little warped, the splitter is a bit overstretched

minor shit

its not a bad model for the mid-late 2000s

[covert pond]

There aren't?

[sweet tide]

the paint's reflection on the cars in tcm is very well made

[covert pond]

I am sure there was one option

[whole fjord]

TC2s R34 has fender options

[nocturne parcel]

Theres like a minor vent on the rear fender but that's ir

[whole fjord]

just not widebody

[nocturne parcel]

Wow a vent wooo

[covert pond]

ah right then

[whole fjord]

I mean yeah

[atomic folio]

yess, little details that actually catch your eyes

[whole fjord]

vented fenders are options

[nocturne parcel]

Boring options

[whole fjord]

not everything has to be insane widebody lmao

[nocturne parcel]

Not a change in fender just an addition

[nocturne parcel]

But it would be nice for both

[covert pond]

hmm.. fiar enough then. There's something wrong here too. Forza really needs to redo these models man..

[whole fjord]

not like Ivory Tower is capable of making good widebody fenders for base cars

[covert pond]

they may not be obviously wrong

but it's no excuse for a franchise this rich and resourceful

[whole fjord]

they don't put in as much effort with it as Ghost did with theirs so they just cut off at bumpers and shit

they wouldn't dare push that barrier

[covert pond]

Well, Ghost did have to remake all models

But even blackbox's model back then didn't have these errors I don't think

maybe there were some errors but I'm not certain

[whole fjord]

No because widebody kits were basically Legendary Customs now

I think there's a reason why Criterion brought that idea in to begin with

[covert pond]

makes sense then

still

it's a bit of a shame

These models may have been more forgivable

if the games were a bit more fun

So you wouldn't care and or notice

[nocturne parcel]

At least let us change the spoiler in legendary customs

Wait can you change the rims?

[whole fjord]

I'm more strict with bodykits in The Crew than I am with NFS and I think it's because of shit like Monster Trucks and a bunch of the other crazy shit they do

[nocturne parcel]

The cruwu

Ivory towoer

Uwubisoft penis

[sweet tide]

You can totally think that its a real photo bcz of how well done it is

[whole fjord]

no it kinda looks like Asphalt 9 tbh

[atomic folio]

nico please

we dont need to talk about A9

[whole fjord]

I'm sorry but that's what it looks like

[covert pond]

oh no

And I agree the menus do look like asphalt 9

I don't like the white background frankly

This is a racing game not a photoshoot

[whole fjord]

I'm surprised minimalism is still the trend

[nocturne parcel]

Because ubisoft are white supremacists who want white backgrounds

[covert pond]

weird cause TC2 had grey/black backgrounds

[covert pond]

we can hate Forza and NFS all we want but at least they've avoided that fate, at least when it comes to the showrooms and garages

Unlike Gran Turismo 7 and The crew games

with their void backgrounds

[nocturne parcel]

They became racist

[covert pond]

pfft

[covert pond]

They need rainbow backgrounds now lol

[nocturne parcel]

They should have a taxi colab

[covert pond]

Indeed

And there is an actually good reason for it

Why is this French game developed by a French studio

And under a french publisher

So lacking in French cars

[nocturne parcel]

Need peugeots grrr

[covert pond]

Citroen, Peugeot and Renault have 1 car each

when they need to have at least 5

I don't like the modern trend of video games priotizing Japanese manufacters in every game first

Like sure love a Toyota or a Nissan or a mazda

But why does the accumulation of the 3 big french heads have still less cars than each of these brands on tehir own

[sweet tide]

yeah quickly

[covert pond]

TC2 isn't lacking in terms of Bugattis, basically every Bugatti ever is in these Crew games

including some custom versions

[sweet tide]

yzs

want my green 307 into the game

[covert pond]

These games need to stop lacking and slacking in terms of their French cars

Gran Turismo 7 has shown more love to French cars

[nocturne parcel]

206 rally grrrrr

[sweet tide]

306 MAXI grrrr

[nocturne parcel]

Grrrrrrr

[covert pond]

At least give us every one of their iconic rally cars

205 T16, Renault 5 Turbo, Citreon BC 4TC

[nocturne parcel]

Group b Peugeot whatever

That hill climb one

206 with chavvy modifications

[covert pond]

Xasra WRC, laguna touring car, 206 dakar

[nocturne parcel]

Add Peugeot le mans

[covert pond]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1y7XuFXc_Y

[nocturne parcel]

Finally a good car in gta

[covert pond]

french cars are very strange in terms of mods for GTA 5

But when it comes to GTA SA instead

French cars rule

There's probably everything you could ask for

[sweet tide]

yesh the 307 hdi

[nocturne parcel]

Hdmi

[covert pond]

https://cs2.gamemodding.com/images/76f1cd1de474099fc30712952d4224764bacbcde23f5bbc4253baf46a375c3f7.jpg

French cars rule

I love french cars

[sweet tide]

silly looking mod

[nocturne parcel]

The French do 3 things right
Cars
Bread
Riots

[covert pond]

Indeed lol

And movies

Lots of good French movies

[nocturne parcel]

https://youtu.be/x4sJJQ88y_4

[sweet tide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQZvcK8mfHo my 307 has this interior style, at least its original

[covert pond]

https://i.redd.it/hu2o4nkkss771.jpg

Hold on

I forgot they added this

Alright they got a bit more respect

[sweet tide]

it looks great

[covert pond]

Wait what

[covert pond]

ndeed it does. It's one of those many French supercars which they made in order to prove that they can, but they won't make a supercar

Cause they don't need to

[low canyon]

That car has the most smug smile I’ve seen

[covert pond]

https://i.redd.it/trl61yecj5t61.jpg

They also added this

okay I will take it back

they don't go full circle on french cars

But these are respectable

[sweet tide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4-HPHJDFpw @covert pond

[covert pond]

yesssss

recreated the scene from the movie

I love it

the movie made me fall in love with the 306 as well

[visual pendant]

U were right, it was not a Bugatti Mistral

Indeed it was a Veyron Barchetta

Personally, i've never heard about that model

[covert pond]

Me neither

It hardly even looks like a Veyron

Should have been called Devo Barchetta if anything

[thorny imp]

It looks like a divo

[covert pond]

It very much is a Devo yeah

[whole fjord]

Unbound might not have that

but nl does

[covert pond]

No limits is truly the bane of one's existence

[steel oyster]

Bugatti made it in 2015, long before they even put out the Divo

It was a top secret concept until they revealed it not too long ago

[thorny imp]

Interesting

[covert pond]

really? i didn't know that

Well goddamn

Guess this served as what the Divo would look like

Kinda like how the Sesto Elemento served as what the Huracan would look like

[nocturne parcel]

Zesto

[covert pond]

pfft

[atomic folio]

my first proper photograph in tcm

as soon as i took it my game crashed

[visual pendant]

orgasmic V12 Intensifies

I say that cuz i've already heard how the 2022 Countach sounds, and may be one of the best Lambo sounds i've ever heard on an arcade game

[nocturne parcel]

That picture is too bright
Darken it more

[atomic folio]

the lpi 800 sounds the best in unbound

[sweet tide]

i know

but i was lazy to change every settings

[steel oyster]

nice headlights

[sweet tide]

its a precustomised car

[sweet tide]

fat

[covert pond]

Yo that looks cool

Love an Audi racing livery

[whole fjord]

I'mma play TC2 for now

[atomic folio]

the revuelto got 10 official rims

how cool is that

[covert pond]

Good lord

That's pretty impressive

[covert pond]

Cool.pics you got

[low canyon]

Third one is wallpaper potential

[sweet tide]

ive finished the beta

the 5 playlists are done

[low canyon]

Oooooo

[whole fjord]

Eeewwww

Are those roads?

Fucking disgusting

[pseudo haven]

Wha-

[steel oyster]

the end is coming

[atomic folio]

@whole fjord

[whole fjord]

Bruh it crashed?

I did a photo op earlier and got softlocked 💀

[atomic folio]

Everytime i open the photomode it crashed

[whole fjord]

Vehicle

Potentially deadly

[steel oyster]

Incredible looking Jaguar concept

shame about the engine though

[drowsy skiff]

What do you mean

It was supposed to rival the 3 hybrid supercars of the time

[whole fjord]

so yeah

photo ops are just broken

[drowsy skiff]

Y

[whole fjord]

you try to do one, your screen freezes as soon as you take the photo and you're screwed

[drowsy skiff]

Hm

Well I take screenshots so I wouldn't know

[whole fjord]

same

[atomic folio]

i do think the cars look so much better than tc2 in the menu

[covert pond]

They have a much nicer refelection yeah

[frigid umbra]

Cool

[covert pond]

Siiick I didn't know this game had the 928

[nocturne parcel]

been in the crew 2

[covert pond]

I didn't know that either

Some neat looking custom parts too

[nocturne parcel]

i like how much more detail went into the motorfest city

meanwhile in tc2 everywhere looks the same

[covert pond]

it helps that the world is alot smaller

And it's more original than the map taht was essentially a slightly made smaller map of the entire country of USA

So they actually gave alot more style and detailt o the enviroment

very appreciated

[sweet tide]

the map is way more smaller and i prefer that

[covert pond]

Me too

the only redeeming thing about TC2's map was its size

And having a map of this size meant having so few landmarks and memeorable hotspots

And it's not like a big map just being big is impressive these days

But this map, which is based on a more unique location that hasn't been used that often in video games

And a handling model which better fits the map and vice versa

is gonna actually get appreciation

[peak reef]

problem is tho, kids these days just complain at every damn thing, so watch motorfest get bad reviews once it comes out and people start complaining about every nook and cranny

[sweet tide]

yes yes yes

thats very true

[atomic folio]

and sad

[steel orbit]

I just made a wheel group, can we start getting some people in there before Motorfest releases in September?
If you play TC2 on wheel, help get the group started, especially if you're like me and have been looking for more wheel players to cruise & race against.

So far there's only 14 of us, but that's in under 24 hours. We have until September 14th to get this group to an enjoyable size.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1031132628261867/?ref=share

[steel oyster]

facebook

[covert pond]

It wil probably happen, but the good always outweighs the bad

If a game is genuinely enjoyable

Even with its flaws, people will give it the credit it needs to be considered a success

Especially when it's from a brand as popular as The Crew

[peak reef]

i agree what you said....hope it'll be true for the crew motorfest.....my statement was very generic to the sitaution nowdays, so just throwing in a salt of possibility of this happening to crew mf

[covert pond]

I don't doubt there will be haters

And I am sure the game will some have flaws to justify those points of criticism

But for me, if a game can convey me the feeling that the devs actually put effort and love into making a product

then I can forgive most flaws that it may have

[visual pendant]

Every game has some error when launched, aint nothing new

[visual pendant]

Thats why we play TC2 right? May be buggy but every update show how much they listen to the community and the effort they put into the game

[nocturne parcel]

nfs and forza devs:

[whole fjord]

nfs cant listen to fans without driving the game to the ground

[covert pond]

I just hope this game's errors aren't permannet

[whole fjord]

forza devs just doesn’t give a shit

[covert pond]

it'd be unfair to say Forza hasn't listened at all

judging by the uupdates released and quality of life improvements added across what took them several games

But I do wish they were more transparent

[nocturne parcel]

but no decent updates

every update is just more boring ass races on the same roads with the same bland gameplay

[covert pond]

Their lack of transparency is what ultimately leads to people being unable to defend these games

There have been decent updates, some more decent than others, but i get what you mean

[nocturne parcel]

at least tc2 added new gameplay mechanics, new areas, object heavy and scripted sequences in races

[covert pond]

Forza horizon, in essence, just perfected their driving fornula since Horizon 3

And ever since has just been riding on that for their main gameplay gimmick

and nothing new being added since

The new things on the ither hand, were quality of life improvements or ways to use the base gameplay to create new ways to play altogether

track creator, more customization, new kinds of races, festival playlists and etc

problem is, these features aren't ever fully worked out by the time they're released

so it takes them time to actually fully deliver on what they promise

And that is ultimately what kills these updates altogether

[nocturne parcel]

but does forza have sex?

[covert pond]

They feel like they're privilaged to not work hard becuase they have a good base gameplay

The driving is good, cars feel nice, dynamic and arcadey with heavy tuning potential

And the graphics are great, and ultimately these two things are what IGN reviewers and most game award contests care about

good gameplay, good graphics

Espeically when it comes to Racing games cause no one in those scenes seems to have any idea at all how to rate or review racing games

Hence Horzion 5 wins all awards by the virtue of existing

hence why Gran Turismo 7 can capitalize on keywordss such as "gran turismo is back" to make older players feel like they're gonna get an experience as good as those older games

And the reviewers also state this and say this game is exactly just as older GT games were

When that could not be more untrue

And yet it still wins all the awards that there are

and the sales peak

these games are just lies

lies back to back

[nocturne parcel]

motorfest

[covert pond]

Thankfylly Motorfest seems to be the better devil of our time

Which is ironic

considering how much we berated TC2 comapred to FH4

[nocturne parcel]

add hiro sex scene

[frigid umbra]

I agree

Ivory Tower please

This will definitely improve the game's quality content

[pseudo haven]

when motorsex

[covert pond]

Oh god no lol

He does not deserve anything

[whole fjord]

“More customization” is crazy

[covert pond]

I mean it is true

[whole fjord]

From what I’ve seen it’s just recycled bodykits as usual

[covert pond]

The new rim colouring system, the paintable brake calipers

The new rims

The spacers and wheel adjusters on big cars

[whole fjord]

Ehh

[covert pond]

they are new customization pieces

and they are universal

So every car can make use of them

[atomic folio]

hiro and that disabled guy

forgor his name

latrel?

[covert pond]

It's not much but it's something

[covert pond]

Something like that yeah

it had a similar pronounciation as that

[sweet tide]

ivory tower when no carbon fiber:

[nocturne parcel]

i hate it when they made a part filled with carbon fiber with no alternative
like the big carbon wing on the evo that makes the trunk carbon too and you cant choose a painted version

[sweet tide]

suba

[covert pond]

I get what you mean

[low canyon]

Soup

[frigid umbra]

Soap

[sweet tide]

sex and pegi 12?

thats a game for aimee

[whole fjord]

So true

[whole fjord]

I honestly didn't care enough to try for this race but they put me in the best generation Camaro so

[sweet tide]

so you played the beta only one day?

[atomic folio]

It ends today

[sweet tide]

ik

[whole fjord]

Wait it ends today?

I played two days

[sweet tide]

rn i think

[nocturne parcel]

It ends like early Monday I think
Might be midnight for americans

[covert pond]

Oh no

None for us

[whole fjord]

Ah okay

So not quite yet

[sweet tide]

https://twitter.com/BlackPanthaaYT/status/1683063298307022848?s=20

BlackPanthaa (@BlackPanthaaYT)

Ok now this is epic, The Crew Motorfest has cross save even in the beta!!!!!

Likes

687

Twitter · Jul 23, 2023, 10:35 AM

[covert pond]

Wait, what

[nocturne parcel]

pretty sure its just a cloud based handheld

[covert pond]

Ahhh okay then okay

I was worried if such a large game could even run on any form of handheld

[nocturne parcel]

tdusc switch moment

[covert pond]

Oh god

I have zero hope that'd even function

without cutting down significantly on the amount of content and or downgrading the graphics significantly

[nocturne parcel]

"electronic dance Motorfest"

[covert pond]

plays credits

[sweet tide]

thats what you sent in the musique channel

a better you is a nice song too

[whole fjord]

MW12 does that too I’m pretty sure

or at least your speedpoints do

[nocturne parcel]

bruh

[sweet tide]

everyone failed the corner

[nocturne parcel]

the grand race is swag

[covert pond]

gaws

[nocturne parcel]

grand race probably best part of motorfest

[thorny imp]

Customisation on the ferrari??????

[nocturne parcel]

yes?

[thorny imp]

Oh wait i forgor the crew ferraris have customisation

Me dumb

[covert pond]

The crew was actually among the first games, possibly THE first game, to have customization on Ferraris

[covert pond]

For one it was one of the few games of that time, being an open world racing game, to have Ferrari

and to have them be customizable

It's never anything too insane, but there are always options on Ferrari models

be it a wing, a splitter, some new vents and etc

[steel oyster]

We need a roadgoing 365

[whole fjord]

NFS technically kinda does, you can put custom wings and rims on them

[covert pond]

Yeah but NFS did it later than Crew, I think

Did NFS 2015 come first or TC1?

[whole fjord]

TC1 was earlier by a year I think

[steel oyster]

I have been asking for the FK8 Civic since the beginning

[covert pond]

Yeah then TC1 had the privilage

[steel oyster]

Now they finally have it, a year after the FL5 was released smh

[covert pond]

The TC1 was an especially surpsing case because none of the parts were based on any race car models or anything

all original

[covert pond]

Yeah remember when games had the most recent Civic without any trouble?

Seems like it's too much to ask for

or even the most recent VW Golf

Personally I'm not that interested in the current modern age cars, so I'm always more happy to see rep for cars from the golden era, aka the 2000s

[steel oyster]

I would think if Motorfest can have Ferraris with customization, or if it can have Toyotas, then a new Civic or Golf wouldn't be too much to ask

[covert pond]

it's not about them not being able to do it

it's about them not caring enough to do it

[whole fjord]

Why tf would you want a new Golf

[nocturne parcel]

thats why theyre not in the game
no one cares enough

[steel oyster]

I just mentioned the new Golf because Mini Nima mentioned it

(I'd rather have a Mk1 or Mk2 first)

[covert pond]

Indeed

Unless it's a new exotic or sports car

They won't likely add it

I prefer older models myself

Like GT7 has the freaking First gen Audi TT

how cool is that

[nocturne parcel]

tc is adding cool cars tho

they just added the rs2

[covert pond]

Exactly what I meant

Not neweest models

But the coolest

though to be fair they do have the newest Audis too

[nocturne parcel]

they were real for adding the fto

[covert pond]

pfft, seeing the Eastriders' logo on it feeels weird

and yeah they are adding alot of Mitsubishis indeed

[nocturne parcel]

i want the evo 7

[covert pond]

honeestly yes

Please

that parrticular Evo is so cool but it is in so few games

Not even goddamn GT7

[steel oyster]

Eclipse Mk1 would be cool too

[covert pond]

Somehow Gran Turismo 7 manages to lack the most famous types of Evos

being the 7 to 9

[nocturne parcel]

eclipse mid 1

[covert pond]

Like taht bodystyle is just what makes Evolution's name even ring a bell

[nocturne parcel]

gen 4 eclipse when

[covert pond]

yet they completely lack it

[covert pond]

Would be cool with that hehe

Even Gen 3 Eclipse

Infamous, but I have a soft spot for it

[nocturne parcel]

id take any tbh

theyd be interesting

[covert pond]

Same frankly

But we gotta understand

Some cars are just never gonna be considered

unless it's a particular kind of game

This is why we need to make car specific indie games to cater to all audiences

a Touring car game with every generation of touring car and every single touring car

a Group b rally with literally every single Group B car ever, including the Talbot that no one even knows was in Group b

A JDM tuner game with every JDM car from the 90s and before

[nocturne parcel]

kinda art of rally

[covert pond]

And a shitbox game dedicated to the shitty forgotten sports cars

Gen 3 Eclipse, MG F, Fiat Barchetta,

[covert pond]

I don't know how far Art of Rally goes with its roster and whether if it actually includes every rally car from every generaition or juust a handful

But Art of rally was a good game. Simple and yet nice artstyle

and simple gameplay

[nocturne parcel]

they have alot of cars
including prototype group s cars

[covert pond]

Means making content for it isn't that hard

[covert pond]

For real? Man i wish I could play the game then

[sweet tide]

tinted tail lights is better

[frigid umbra]

I might get this game I'd say

but I'm still waiting to see how the full release version looks like

(and NFS Unbound should have the 3000GT fr fr)

Anyway Ivory Tower pretty much knows the market well at this point

I can't see how this game would even close to dying if you ask me

If they can keep the support like TC2 level nowadays, it'll be gucci

[civic monolith]

why is there just casually a glitch going on in TC2 where it just gives u like millions of credits n u can reach stupid ranks in a few mins or hours

bro who even found out abt this shit

[civic monolith]

also every Beautiful

[pseudo haven]

Do tell me more about this glitch... :)

[civic monolith]

i mean im gonna try it out rn

heres the vid tho

[pseudo haven]

Wtf how does that even work

[civic monolith]

community races

but yeah i do think they already patched it since theres a update

maybe not idk

i bet all these ppl that did the glitch r gonna get banned or reset

[pseudo haven]

Fr

[nocturne parcel]

The people who did the launch icon level glitch to 9999 didn't get banned or reset

[civic monolith]

u sure abt that?

i can confirm it works

this is horrendous

[nocturne parcel]

Lol

[atomic folio]

I went upto 200000%

Then got upto icon 5000

[sweet tide]

if you continue to do the glitch even after the icon 1000, that means that you just want to flex your level

[civic monolith]

Pc?

Bc clicking this fucking R2 button is making me lose it

pc players have it easier

[atomic folio]

Autoclicker go brrrrrrrrrrr

Set it to double click at 1ms and it still took 4 hours

[frigid umbra]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG7b3-McAOk

Truly a masterpiece of design

[gilded solstice]

What does it have to do with the crew?

[frigid umbra]

Autoclicking

Apparently Icon 9999 glitch can be done with autoclicking

[sweet tide]

i did spent 120000 icon points in popular with my controller

now im icon 1004

[civic monolith]

how long did that take u lmao

i can just casually let my broken controller sit n do all the points spending for me lmao

[civic monolith]

wait does this mean ur stuck w it till u restart the game or play a event

[pseudo haven]

What event is it? How do I do it?

[civic monolith]

Community Races

Filter them by length first option

shortest

[pseudo haven]

Im seeing some method using a hypercar short race, then doing backflips in a monster truck

Is that it?

[civic monolith]

Yes

[pseudo haven]

And then put all points into popular, then don’t press back button just open map to a monster truck arena to save points?

[civic monolith]

correct

pressing the menu button again works too

Anything but Circle

there is a tunnel for afk people to rank up easily

[pseudo haven]

WHY DOES THIS WORK LOL

[civic monolith]

dont know but Ivory is probably gonna patch it very soon

[pseudo haven]

I have an autoclicker, but I heard something an anti cheat triggering if its too fast?

[civic monolith]

nah

i used a autoclicker too

nothing happened

[pseudo haven]

O yeah its not doing anything

Huh

[civic monolith]

so go ahead

[pseudo haven]

That’s craaazy

Already up to 200

300

[civic monolith]

damn how fast

[pseudo haven]

Its really fast

[civic monolith]

Pc i assume?

[pseudo haven]

Yes

[civic monolith]

that explains alot

[pseudo haven]

I used corsair icue app

[civic monolith]

consoles take hours

[pseudo haven]

LOL

How high did you put yours

[civic monolith]

atm i have popular at 32376

But i recommend getting it up to 45k or 75k

[pseudo haven]

JEEZE alright imma just let it keep going

[civic monolith]

100k will make it the quickest

going above 100k is no need

this also works as a Money glitch

[pseudo haven]

How so?

You get money per icon level?

[civic monolith]

nah nah getting up the rich comfort

i saw ppl having like 6mil n other stuff

[pseudo haven]

LMAO

[civic monolith]

theres Icon lvl 9000 and 3000 all around me bro

[pseudo haven]

I feel like getting an icon level that high would make it really sus tho

[civic monolith]

obviously but the devs cant do anything really

the game is 5yrs old, its gonna get replaced by Motorfest soon so who cares

if the devs would do anything it would probably be reseting ur level to what it was before all the glitching

but that would require them to go through every single persons account n data

so they wouldn't bother

[pseudo haven]

Lets hope you’re right

[civic monolith]

banning wouldn't be a thing. If they did they wouldn't have any players left

so go for it while u can before they patch it

[whole fjord]

there was a small update but it didn't patch this lol

[pseudo haven]

I don’t get how to use the tunnel, im rolling around in it but its not giving anything for just driving

[civic monolith]

how the hell do u have that much money

[civic monolith]

can u send a pic of it

[pseudo haven]

Like what do I do in the tunnel to get points?

I got like 3000 for an accidental backflip 😨

[civic monolith]

u want me to dm it to u

[pseudo haven]

I mean sure

[hoary lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1132427880874393750/1133120308795166790/TheCrew2_2023-07-24_20-33-53.mp4

this game sucks

[civic monolith]

bruh

[whole fjord]

AFK grind

I had alot more but I just splurged on a fuckton of race cars

[civic monolith]

which?? damn

[whole fjord]

It’s on PC

Use an autoclicker and do South Beach drag in a C7

[civic monolith]

what do u have to do for that lol

and the autoclicker is used for?

[whole fjord]

I can send the script, you need autohotkey v1

Just get a maxed out C7 and run South Beach

[civic monolith]

ah u cant just use any autoclicker?

[whole fjord]

Run the script by just opening it, you’ll get red text on the corner of your screen that says [AFK] OFF and when the drag race starts, press \ and let it run its magic

Nope

[civic monolith]

Dammit

unfortunately i dont have a pc but if i did damn

if there was a any autoclicker option i probably could've done it

[pseudo haven]

How much do you get per race?

[whole fjord]

With the points I have, like $24k

on Normal

or Hard*