off-topic

[still pike]

rules are rules sorry

they are wielding shotguns

[urban stag]

but you can't post pics in eng sooo here goes pics

[light python]

GOTCHA

[urban stag]

not bolt guns?

[light python]

HE GOTCHA

[misty beacon]

But off topic is for battlebit

[light python]

HE IS ON TOPIC

GOTCHAAAA

GAREEEEEM

[still pike]

i find myself being put in zugswang

[misty beacon]

That you?

[still pike]

just like okidoki

[light python]

do i look pretty?

[still pike]

i am forced to make a move, but any move i make will just worsen my position

[misty beacon]

Not nearly as much as your uncle

[still pike]

feels bad

[light python]

me and my uncle

[light python]

u have a kink with medics and u cant deny it

[austere sparrow]

[misty beacon]

I kinda want to test my luck

I found a cursed image

[light python]

uhhhhhh

let’s see what u got

[urban stag]

where's warhammer pics?

[misty beacon]

Lore accurate flag of the allies

[opaque stone]

https://youtu.be/3iGU_FMjbY8?si=TzyTowz2i4zgiIOE

[light python]

makes me deeply uncomfortable

[misty beacon]

I too have mixed feelings about this

[still pike]

so i guess this is it

so long friends

[urban stag]

wait but where's the warhammer pics you promised?

[slate mango]

How many times did you post this specifically

And under what time frame

[still pike]

last time was probably last week

[slate mango]

Says you were warned for spam/flooding chat

[still pike]

that is bull

people are being treated differently

i got baited into posting something in off-topic related to shotguns, and now im suddenly warned of being banned

[slate mango]

Still doesnt answer my question quite

[still pike]

once

i posted the link once today

i recieved the warning like 10 minutes later

and it seems to me that if this was an automatic response from auto mod it would have happened before

[slate mango]

Thats super weird assuming you didnt post it like 3 times in a row for some reason

[still pike]

it feels to me like one of the moderators manually sent it

[still pike]

No found, you are a very respectable user in this discord

and if i had done anything like it i would have said so to you

I mean i dont want to speak ill truths to you

im certain @urban stag can provide confirmation to my statement

[runic grove]

BTW

!rule5

[cobalt cliff]

Rule 5: Keep our decisions between you and us.

Do not discuss in-game or Discord moderation actions outside @Modmail.

Our full set of rules can be found in #rules

[misty beacon]

Why do you mention the mimic so casually

[still pike]

see now im warned again

and i never did anything wrong

this is quickly going down the drain

[runic grove]

This isn't a warn, it's a reminder

[loud wing]

to be completely honest you did violate rule 5

[still pike]

so long friends

[still pike]

why?

[loud wing]

you didn't get warned for that though

[still pike]

i posted my video, once

[loud wing]

did you send a screenshot of your moderation?

I'm not talking about that part

[still pike]

and i used it to provide context to a reply in battlebit eng

[slate mango]

Ok they have a point on rule 5

[still pike]

yes they try to get my for something, after i was unjustly treated

[slate mango]

But still if he wasnt spammed its an odd warn
And i will end it here so i dont get my ass yeeted

Try modmail, thats all i can say
Or dm terminal idk

[loud wing]

if you want to appeal your moderation

be sure to send in a modmail

[still pike]

its like ohhh so we breached your door to discover your illegal drug trade - but found none of that but noticed a torrent of harry potter in your library so you have to come with us

[loud wing]

@cinder pendant

it will be looked into further if needed

[runic grove]

something like the 5th it's been posted, not today.. But it's still spam

And that's it, change the subject

[still pike]

So there we have it

anti shotgun moderation

[loud wing]

julian

[still pike]

even in off topic

[loud wing]

as I said beforehand

[hoary zephyr]

You can’t do that without warning everyone who says “update when”

[loud wing]

if you find your moderation unjust

Complain in @cinder pendant

[still pike]

Dont argue here

[loud wing]

And I don't mean that to be mean

[slate mango]

Juliam fr dont push your luck like this

[loud wing]

or to be discouraging

[hoary zephyr]

Oh yeah or else I’ll be warned too

[slate mango]

Modmail or terminal

[misty beacon]

Hmmm mod abuse. Sounds like Iceys doing

[loud wing]

modmail

not terminal

[still pike]

If i knew that for instance someone impartial like you were controlling it sure

[hoary zephyr]

😫

[loud wing]

the modmail is handled by unpartial people

you have my word for that

[karmic sage]

Can confirm

[hoary zephyr]

I’ll give you impartial ! Right in the kisser! Papow papow

[still pike]

im sorry it was a typo
"impartial" seems to be correct

i dont want to pass on my grammar

[loud wing]

my bad*

anyways

[still pike]

it was mine

[loud wing]

send a complaint there

[light python]

kinky

[still pike]

im afraid i will go to bed now instead

and hope the storm wears off

by the time i awake

[loud wing]

There aint no storm rn

[hoary zephyr]

😘

[still pike]

Good night Kermit

[loud wing]

goodnight julian

[warm mountain]

except for the staff in cateat who leak stuff <3

[urban stag]

Good night Julian

[loud wing]

Huh?

[light python]

don’t call out @urban stag like that

[loud wing]

what do you mean with that

[misty beacon]

Stop summoning the mimic

[dreamy notch]

https://tenor.com/view/whose-line-is-it-whose-line-is-it-drew-carey-drew-carey-whose-line-is-it-what-did-i-do-drew-carey-what-did-i-do-gif-12563597887231496970

[urban stag]

huh? I'm not in cateat

[misty beacon]

Nothing just messing with you

[urban stag]

[loud wing]

hm

[slate mango]

Oh goodie, bbr drama

Rip no popcorn

[loud wing]

this topic ends now

thank you for complying

rush no mention of drugs please

[light python]

come on

[loud wing]

idc

[light python]

bro

this is off topic

[loud wing]

suck my balls

no drug talk

[light python]

let me penjamin

[karmic sage]

Which one? 🧐

[misty beacon]

They still don’t like mention of the mimic”Ice cream”

What

I didn’t type mimic

My phone did that on its own

[slate mango]

What

[hoary zephyr]

What

[misty beacon]

So either autocorrect is really bugging or my house is haunted

[misty beacon]

That wasn’t even saved to paste

[light python]

what about this one tho

[hoary zephyr]

That’s a hard drug

[light python]

he could’ve on something

[misty beacon]

That poor man overdosing on music

[light python]

but legally they can’t ban me

[hoary zephyr]

He accidentally

[pulsar island]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-of-rah-meme-tiktok-2025-gif-8281051340809923171

[misty beacon]

Legally? The mods are the law

[hoary zephyr]

Okay Judge Dredd

[light python]

judge, i must object

[hoary zephyr]

Judge jury executioner

[runic grove]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-are-you-sure-about-that-gif-2787096440485691395

😛

[light python]

[misty beacon]

Is that judge dredd I hear?

[hoary zephyr]

Have you seen the newer one? It’s pretty good

[misty beacon]

Nah just the 90s one

Was hilarious

Was not expecting rob snieder

[hoary zephyr]

The new one is really good

2012 holy fuck

[misty beacon]

That’s not new

[hoary zephyr]

That’s old too

[loud wing]

I love this meme

[light python]

come on guys

2012 isnt that old

it’s like new old

like not old old

like fewer old

[misty beacon]

I was 6

It’s fairly old for me

[loud wing]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wait-waiting-cat-wait-waiting-cat-waiting-gif-9780709586447195996

[hoary zephyr]

Gross

You child

[simple prairie]

Keith Urban Judge Dredd goes hard

[light python]

2012 movie went hard

[pulsar island]

Now, you're Salsa

[light python]

i’m not afraid to admit

[misty beacon]

Indeed

[misty beacon]

Haven’t been for a couple months. Weird feeling

[drowsy wharf]

Hello

[rotund frost]

👴

[light python]

heyy

[misty beacon]

Wasn’t bad

[drowsy wharf]

Hey haha

[light python]

it’s downhill from there bro

[hoary zephyr]

👵

[light python]

get ready

yehaaa

[pulsar island]

https://tenor.com/view/playboi-carti-carti-bald-my-grandma-still-play-bingo-gif-13028803769462986289

[rotund frost]

🔪

[light python]

hello!

[misty beacon]

I’ve heard

[drowsy wharf]

Hi!!

[hoary zephyr]

💣

[light python]

hey!

[rotund frost]

🐈

[light python]

bingo goes hard

[hoary zephyr]

💥

[light python]

BINGO GOES HARD!

[rotund frost]

⚰️

[hoary zephyr]

🪦

[rotund frost]

🫡

[light python]

i also like sudoku

sudoku goes hard too

[hoary zephyr]

Don’t joke. A Blackhawk helicopter crashed into an American Airlines flight this morning

[light python]

it was night time

right?

i think i saw that

[pulsar island]

??

[hoary zephyr]

No, early AM

[hoary zephyr]

Kidding, but it did happen

[light python]

then yesterday there was another crash between two planes lol

not like lol

but bad lol

lol

[hoary zephyr]

Yeah like shits fucked up humor

[pulsar island]

USSR Join chat BTW

[hoary zephyr]

Yeah, 3 army and 43 civilians killed or something close

[light python]

does this work?

[hoary zephyr]

Spammer

[light python]

i could do this without training

[hoary zephyr]

❤️

[hoary zephyr]

I never got my shopping cart license

[pulsar island]

don't even got my license license, don't worry

[light python]

i don’t need one since i drink and drive

security guard aint fast enough

[hoary zephyr]

Fuck them old people trying to read my receipt

[light python]

i fucking hate letting people who has fewer items than me

i do it because i’m a good dude

but when IM THE ONE WHO HAS 2 things

[hoary zephyr]

M’lady

[light python]

nobody moves

ill head kick somebody soon enough

[hoary zephyr]

Stab them with bullets

[light python]

they go at the speed of sound

they wouldn’t feel it anyways

right?

[hoary zephyr]

Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow

[light python]

go places, do things, shoot bullets, hit things

[hoary zephyr]

Rolling around at the speed of sound **

[light python]

(legally not real people)

[hoary zephyr]

That was my most autistic reply to date

https://youtu.be/XmVagnlM-Ys?si=0Wk0YuWtWvw4Zdzo

[light python]

u going up the ladder of autism

[hoary zephyr]

Nostalgia

[light python]

u know what’s in the end?

[hoary zephyr]

Heaven

[light python]

wrong

[hoary zephyr]

Staircase to heaven

[light python]

a mcdonald’s happy meal

trademark

[hoary zephyr]

Sign me up

[light python]

u gotta hit a baby first tho

[hoary zephyr]

Ok

[light python]

thats just how it works

don’t ask me

[hoary zephyr]

Hold on

[light python]

(each time)

[hoary zephyr]

https://youtu.be/PZWai20nKG8?si=pCOK1I7Ujt29fZhU

[light python]

walmart eminem goes hard

[hoary zephyr]

I’ve seen MC Chris 4 times live. Dude sounds like he’s on helium but that’s his voice

[light python]

at first i was like, it’s a kid

then i was like

no it’s a woman

lol

[hoary zephyr]

He did voice acting on sealab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force

He’s in sealab and MC PeePants in ATHF

Hesh ** not “he’s in”

[light python]

type shie i would watch at 4 am on tv

[hoary zephyr]

Yeah exactly. He’s a huge stoner too. We toked up with him after a show in Vermont

Exactly what you would expect from an Adult Swim employee

Former* lol

[light python]

has more like an underground vibe

[hoary zephyr]

He’s a hidden gem. Nerdcore isn’t that popular anymore. Not that it was…

Rap to me about Kirby and jigglypuff in Smash Bros pls

Tell me in your Walmart Eminem lyrics how boba fett has a corvette

[light python]

i feels older internet was better coded for more niche stuff

now everything is meta

[hoary zephyr]

I follow him on facebook and he gets a lot of hate for his music. I think that’s a side effect of people who didn’t grow up with the shit like ebaums albinoblacksheep YTP and YTMND

it was pretty cringe at the time but everyone enjoyed it

Now cringe is an aversion

[light python]

i mean, time changes, i feel cringy stuff back then was like more special

[hoary zephyr]

Passion is the difference. The slop we get is much lower quality than the old slop haha

At least people had standards

[light python]

and everything gets to mainstream

[hoary zephyr]

I downloaded all of the YTMND sites at one point to convert them to swf and send to my friends

PASSION

[light python]

for the meme

never better said

[hoary zephyr]

🤙

[light python]

Kingdom Come: Deliverance II is 5 days away btw

exciting game ngl

[drowsy wharf]

hiiiii

[light python]

heyyyyy

[drowsy wharf]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[light python]

hellooooo

[drowsy wharf]

Hello

[drowsy wharf]

Hiiiii

[light python]

heyyyy

[light python]

hi.

[drowsy wharf]

heyyy

[drowsy wharf]

hello

How to get Rank

[solar heath]

If you supported the official Patreon back when it was active, you can message @cinder pendant with proof

[drowsy wharf]

Is this it?

[solar heath]

No, thats something different

Patreon is no longer active, if you didn't have it back then you can no longer get it

[drowsy wharf]

unfortunate

[light python]

hi

[light python]

hello

[drowsy wharf]

Hiiii

[light python]

hey

[drowsy wharf]

Hey hey

[light python]

hi hi

[drowsy wharf]

How to

[drowsy wharf]

hi bro

[cobalt cliff]

Can I still support you via Patreon..?

Our Patreon closed on the 10th June, 5 days before release. Therefore, you cannot use this to support us any further.

• If you pledged before the shutdown, Please DM @cinder pendant, and choose the Patreon category! Supply the email you used & any screenshots you have as proof.
• If you want to support us, we have supporter packs available directly from Steam

NOTE: There were reports of FAKE BattleBit Patreon pages, PLEASE DO NOT USE THESE Report it to Patreon!

Thank you for the support up to this point.

[cyan wedge]

[cyan wedge]

you dont

[opaque ingot]

go back in time

[drowsy wharf]

How?

[opaque ingot]

standard time traveling box

[drowsy wharf]

lol

[still pike]

https://youtu.be/c91vgu8Wirk?si=kk3gQNkBWYpCWlvK

[hushed radish]

update now

or oki will explode

[light python]

heyyy

[drowsy wharf]

Hey

[light python]

hi

[drowsy wharf]

Hi

[solar heath]

hi

[cyan wedge]

🔥

[light python]

hey

[light python]

hello

[drowsy wharf]

Hi

[light python]

heyy

[drowsy wharf]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[light python]

helloooooo

[drowsy wharf]

Helloooooooooooooooooo

[light python]

hiiiiiii

[drowsy wharf]

hi bro

[light python]

hello bro

[drowsy wharf]

Hello

[light python]

greetings

[light python]

hi

[drowsy wharf]

greetings my dear friend

[drowsy wharf]

hey

[light python]

hello hello

[drowsy wharf]

Hi\

[vast mason]

lack of update happened

[solar heath]

Hii

[light python]

hey

[light python]

hello!

[drowsy wharf]

hi

[light python]

heyy

[vast mason]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-gif-19179759

[analog shale]

Hello

[golden gale]

Rare kill?

[halcyon trellis]

rare?

[golden gale]

And it was a single on the head

[golden gale]

So its a bonus everyone has gotten

Interesting

Never seen that shit on my screen

[halcyon trellis]

its broken rn

[golden gale]

[simple prairie]

That'd be interesting. Put a target on the devs. (and staff?) I've never seen that bonus in the past.

[slate mango]

I think hes refering to the dev kill bonus

I have infact not gotten it yet

Did kill termi once

[halcyon trellis]

im going crazy

the dev kill bonus is supposedly broken

[slate mango]

How

[halcyon trellis]

do you see anyone with the dev role

[slate mango]

Ah right now i remember

[halcyon trellis]

thank you

I was going crazy with everyone going "nuh uh"

[slate mango]

I forgor that its tied to discord roles and shit

So they are techically broken

Ig it still techically works somehow since liquidhorse is larry

[uneven crag]

Kill the wet horse with a pickaxe and you get a flaming recon helmet.*

[halcyon trellis]

It'd be neat

[uneven crag]

It already happens. Trust me I have it *

[high frigate]

why… the fuck… are you purple?

[simple prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/always-has-been-among-us-astronaut-space-betrayal-gif-23836476

[high frigate]

Fake.

Will you at least get button??

[uneven crag]

Not the button you’d like.

[simple prairie]

Nah.

[light python]

how much 💰 to leak the staff channel? 😈

[simple prairie]

https://tenor.com/view/you-guys-are-getting-paid-gif-20686662 There's a staff channel?

[loud wing]

O

This was like a year ago I think

[trim oracle]

Guy on the right has a very inspirational shirt

[loud wing]

He’s a inspirational guy

He’s in the army

[candid kiln]

German or American?

[trim oracle]

Dutch

i'm guessing

since they're next to de bierkade

[candid kiln]

No idea what language that is in the background

[loud wing]

Dutch actually

[candid kiln]

Ahh cool

[loud wing]

Yeah he’s in the navy now

[candid kiln]

Oof

[loud wing]

Tall guy

Pretty sure he’s like 198

[trim oracle]

bombocla

t

[candid kiln]

Oh dang

Bet he hates ducking under doors on the ships

[cosmic rose]

WHAT THE FUCK

NEVER KNEW A FUCKING CHEMIST NERD CAN HAVE A LIFE

[loud wing]

Fun fact

[cosmic rose]

ur a lifeguard??

[loud wing]

Yeah

[candid kiln]

Man's got that swimmer physique

[candid kiln]

[cosmic rose]

Bro when he rescues someone:
So the Hydrogen Atoms that Merged with the Oxygen have entered your lungs and we must perform H2O Removal immediately

[loud wing]

Fun fact most of the time water can’t enter the lungs

You have a reflex which closes your trachea the moment you are gonna inhale water

This is handy because no water in lungs

This isn’t handy because you can’t breath even if you are above water

[cosmic rose]

But if they do enter cant we just heat up our lungs to vaporize them

[loud wing]

Sadly not

Also salt water destroys your lungs

[trim oracle]

Wait you want to heat up your lungs to vaporize water?

[cosmic rose]

Yeah 🧌

[trim oracle]

Erm

[cosmic rose]

I think salt water destroys anything

[loud wing]

Lungs especially

[trim oracle]

I don't think your lungs would enjoy a 100 degrees heat blast

[loud wing]

The osmotic value of seawater is a lot higher then that of your cells

So the sea water would literally pull the water out of your cells

Destroying them in the process

This is why people who inhaled salt water cough up pink foam

[cosmic rose]

So ur saying salty water has more troops than me and thus outnumbers them

Bloody foam?

[cosmic rose]

makes sense

[jaunty jewel]

skill issue

[cosmic rose]

yay

[solar heath]

120gb disk?

[plush valve]

Update

[winter surge]

oh my god it actually still does pop up

[warm mountain]

Jigglers alt account?

[winter surge]

new install

[cyan wedge]

Coming soon

🔥

[high frigate]

every. time.

my theory is they can’t stop that w/o steam update.

[pulsar island]

post bird when least expected

[loud wing]

I appreciate you

[tawdry steppe]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/169649777468899329/1170545628808486912/1142914651835875400.gif

[fallen mist]

Bf6 will come out in late 25 or 26

Bbr update will come out this year at least

[opaque fog]

[pulsar island]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1023550443957272576/1062807177359798352/bruh11.gif

[slate mango]

Not sure if we are allowed to make polls still

Ik mods didnt like it the last i heard

[drowsy wharf]

hi

Help ping Hahaha

[opaque stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DiAUX9n3eN4?si=gojfwg8Sde9Y7sah Moth beheading

[simple prairie]

@muted lintel make sure to hit up @stiff kindle or @placid jacinth if you're looking to join Phycat

[stiff kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[vast mason]

Something something birthday

Fuck this chat is actually dead lol

I did buy a pistol yesterday, thing is sweet

[bright pasture]

in game

[bright pasture]

h.e.l.p

[steep dock]

I can make invs too

My alt still has perms to do so

[mossy linden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4oflfGmOTU

new battlebit update is fire

peep the helis

[torn meadow]

gpu runni g at 1kV

[karmic sage]

normally its 1.1k while gaming, so its pretty efficient

anything lower is "power saving mode"

[hoary zephyr]

Anyone play hello kitty island adventure yet?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2495100/Hello_Kitty_Island_Adventure/

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[rotund frost]

Hop on

[hushed radish]

60 DOLLARS

[gritty eagle]

Can Battlebitters spot the error in this photo?

*Hint, DMR players will know right away

[pulsar island]

he's not camping in spawn

[karmic sage]

• Finger on the trigger(?).
• If its an active warzone, sharing their equipment/location is a security risk.
• Gear isnt tightened up, which can lower his mobility

no

no scamming here

@loud wing

[abstract terrace]

LOOSE STRAPS!!!!

bolt is forward

tuck in those pants

[green star]

Chat quick question
If you have one thing you can steal without any consequences,what would it be

[remote saffron]

a helicopter

[reef plaza]

your heart

<3

[hoary zephyr]

only 35 aktually

[hushed radish]

It is 1400 in my currency

Which is over 60 usd

[hoary zephyr]

fucking localized pricing

😦

if you give 35 i buy and gift lol

oh no its 40 today

[still pike]

bro his finger is behind the trigger

unless it has some kind of trigger that pulls both ways i dont see a problem really

[still pike]

Looks like he is forcing his smile and would rather prefer to be wielding another weapon

[vast mason]

if i can have it without question afterwards, i want one of the m113 apc with a m2b2 on a pintle mount with maybe 5 cans of 50, so i can reload the links

[slate mango]

Doesnt seem like its on the trigger

Just seems to be holding it weirdly

Cant say i see anything particularly wrong with the pic

Not sure what gun that is tho

I think thats an m14

[slate mango]

Is the wrong part the M14 or am I missing something here

[velvet pumice]

this aint america. We dont tuck in our pants into our boots in the swedish army. We have a button that hooks to the boots

[velvet pumice]

not really

[slate mango]

Seems a tad weird since the middle finger is close to the trigger

But yeah idk whats really "wrong" with the pic

[abstract terrace]

as long as theres something to prevent the pants from getting caught on stuff

[tiny echo]

yeah i agree

[vast mason]

the U.S. military has little elastic straps called "blousing straps" most people tuck though lol

[odd oasis]

2 people room

[vast mason]

fuck me thats a standard barracks

[odd oasis]

(bags everywhere cuz it's room of my platoon's commander, there are my bags and bags of 2 other dudes who left for weekend)

Will post pics of 4 people room after a while so bot doesn't 1984 me

[little shard]

room look better than house i live in

[reef plaza]

nice room

[little shard]

room looks good

[odd oasis]

4 people room gets own bathroom

With shower, shitter and sink

[little shard]

take turns

and get comfortable seeing each other naked

just make very clear rules

[reef plaza]

that's the good part

the experimenting part

of living together

[jaunty field]

I once lived in a dorm with communal showers

like, a tiled room to undress in with cubbies for personal items, then an adjoining room also fully tiled with drains scattered throughout and just shower heads poking out of the walls.

Very uncomfy at first but got used to it

[abstract terrace]

🙏

its in view

[warm relic]

Hey guys, I'm really trying to start up a decent youtube channel but im having a really hard time getting over that starting hump. if any of y'all are willing to help a brother out go check out my channel and just like and comment on videos, it would really help me out. https://www.youtube.com/@FunnyMemerMan/videos
THANKS!!!

[jaunty field]

the 9040 bill?

[abstract terrace]

no, the end of the tech tree

[jaunty field]

ah

[drowsy wharf]

Hello

[high frigate]

clog shitter asap, establish rank.

[jaunty field]

I am officially old

its 8pm local time and I'm ready for bed levels of tired

[plush valve]

Update #community-announcements

Don't take it seriously, it's just a joke, but I guarantee that some people think that every time they get a notification.

[quick locust]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-nod-nodding-yes-stanley-gif-5966753

[sturdy plume]

85,000 points

0 Kills, 11 deaths

All healing.

32 revs + 3172 HP

= Approximately 64 lives saved

We won the match.

[sturdy plume]

Goal understood.

[misty beacon]

Best of luck

[opal igloo]

Omg you have red guys too

[abstract terrace]

so close 🙏

needs a br adjustment from what ive seen

9.7 would be perfect for it

[hushed radish]

British

[ancient geode]

This car really needs to be weakened.

[slate mango]

Nah, there are multiple counters to it such as HEAT and Tandem rockets (HEAT can sometimes 1 shot, Tandem always 1 shots), C4, a gun heli, antivehicle grenades, being shot (yes, you can still get shot), and the worst one: idiot teammate hijacking the car and driving it straight into enemies

[warm mountain]

The 7m is low-key underrated if you park with it's back facing to the fight you can get a lot of kills before you're in any real danger

[slate mango]

True

But you can still kill it fairly easily

[warm mountain]

Yeah tandems will still 1 tap you but everything else will be fine and they can't shoot through the back of 7m

Car on fire? Bail

[south kiln]

how tf is m2 so bad and m7 is so good

like

Grunts for some reason can tank 4 shots from the m2

[warm mountain]

🤷‍♀️

[south kiln]

and its firerate is horrendous, unlike on the m7

[slate mango]

Well you still have the C4 and with the chance that multiple people will either shoot rockets/bullets or a gun heli/rocket heli obliterating you to smitherines

[abstract terrace]

least laggy war thunder match

[sour zenith]

It's crazy how bad the networking is for a game of its scale

[cyan wedge]

russian bias plz understand

[agile cape]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgKgiiYq9y4

[cosmic rose]

cool frame i mean, next question

[winged igloo]

[cosmic rose]

buT WAIT AX52 FUCK YEAH

who the hell are you

dude those colours are fucking sick

[hollow sun]

replacing the prime gold with bronze or other traditional metal colors is the way

[winged igloo]

i replace it with purple :3

[hollow sun]

[hollow sun]

@tawdry steppe worth every death.

[tawdry steppe]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124759132960997513/1331101242881216593/CatLookingSussyAndSleepyW-4x.gif

[abstract terrace]

"mission abort requested by the anti-cheat system"

??????

[proud berry]

Many colors

[cosmic rose]

Sir why is there black things on ur chest

Looks drippy but its too much

[open snow]

Murrica! FUCK YEAH!

[open snow]

What year did that game come out

It looks like it's copying something...

Like strictly copying the helmet to some degree

[hushed radish]

This either the best or the worst boardgame to movie adaptation ever

[open snow]

The literal worst it's just that scene in particular was good

[high frigate]

whar. face.

[high frigate]

no. face.

[opaque fog]

under the helmet headass

[high frigate]

show.

[opaque fog]

later

[high frigate]

no face confirmed.

[hushed radish]

this is all oki's fault

[dreamy notch]

@hollow sun @cosmic rose

[cosmic rose]

WAIT IM CARRYIGN SMT LOOKS EXPENSIVE IMMA TAKE IT HOME

[dreamy notch]

what

[cosmic rose]

@dreamy notch

[dreamy notch]

in ENG if you want to yap

[cosmic rose]

#1 whats in my hand??
#2 what the fuck is the blue marker i dont see shit

[dreamy notch]

Come into Voice NEG, I can explain to you

[cosmic rose]

can we do dms voice so i can set it to rotterdam instead

shitty internet

[dreamy notch]

sure

[dreamy notch]

@hollow sun mortar is calling Hildryn Prime fat

obliterate him

[halcyon trellis]

Average mortar take

[south kiln]

@loud wing when i said "exploding", I meant EXPLODING

[loud wing]

I know

[south kiln]

errm

Wrong ping

[loud wing]

they suck

[jaunty field]

that really looks like an ammo issue imo

[south kiln]

Or not

[loud wing]

they are known to have issues with the firing mechanism

[jaunty field]

firing mech yes, not self disassembly

[light python]

whats that? like 3d guns?

[jaunty field]

guns tend to be three-dimensional yes. /s

some unfortunate happenings with one particular brand of gun

[light python]

i meant like printed

[jaunty field]

not printed, no

[light python]

whats the material?

[jaunty field]

some sort of polymer, likely fiber reinforced, definitely molded.

one of those isnt even Sig btw

[south kiln]

Which one

The white one?

[jaunty field]

"FN Columbia SC"

aka made by FN in Columbia, SC.

that one probably got warranty repaired at no charge, clearly there was some kind of defect there causing it to snap the frame

[pulsar island]

likely misusage of firearm (loading it and shooting it) resulted in that. warranty voided

[light python]

great business model

make gun, sell it, make it explode, make customer buy new gun, make new gun explode

😈🔥

[junior shale]

this is why you only buy from hk and kac

fn might as well be psa tbh

[hollow sun]

good to know

[cosmic rose]

She weights like 600 kg and THERES NO GYM IN WARFRAME. explain

[halcyon trellis]

Do you see what Warframes do in their own game

[cosmic rose]

I have no idea

[opaque fog]

there's a gym tileset on The Zariman

er, well, a tileset with a gym in it

[hushed radish]

grftfhyjgdtfreswaefwsrgdfhgh

[warm mountain]

not a dead game i swear

[misty beacon]

It seems you have encountered a critical geographical skill issue

[hushed radish]

every server had over 500 ping

my internet was having a stroke

[cyan wedge]

Just join

[hushed radish]

it jumps from 200 to 800

back and for

[jaunty field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301717349434527874/1335773261610618953/CatSpin_Cropped.gif

[warm mountain]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1326893144356421632.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=AREYOUABATTLEMUM

[misty beacon]

Little bird

[copper saddle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/730218554288504852/1201671630271545364/heli_snip.mp4?ex=67a1526a&is=67a000ea&hm=e996be1d0d1f763c95c662334f7eb4b164bb7997cabc902efd51bf371d849482& i will forever be proud of this clip.

[misty beacon]

@dreamy notch yeah you definitely typed

[dreamy notch]

[misty beacon]

who needs reading glasses am i right?

[opaque ingot]

real trap shit

[still pike]

very beautiful

[tender zealot]

Working night shift, need TV show recommendations

[hushed radish]

Minecraft

[light python]

succession, sopranos, severance, fargo, true detective, sugar

i think those are the safest recommendations i can give u

[tender zealot]

Cheers, haven’t seen sugar or severance

[light python]

the consultant, kiddin, shameless, the offer, the righteuous gemstones, the leftovers

there u go, bonus pack

[tender zealot]

Oh shit I wanna see the righteous gemstones

Thanks for reminding me, that settles it

[light python]

severance is VERY nice, got popular last few months, since season 2 is being dropped right now

and sugar is a very interesting show

[tender zealot]

Yeah I promised I’d watch that with my wife

[light python]

like very very good one

[tender zealot]

I’ll be in the shit if I watch it without her

[light python]

season 4 is gettin dropped this year i think

[tender zealot]

Definitely going to watch righteous gemstones

[light python]

its just next level tbh, everyone gives their best

[tender zealot]

I’m a big fan of Danny McBride

And Adam Devine

[light python]

walton goggins does one of the best performances in history

like legit, its next level

[tender zealot]

Dunno why I haven’t watched it already tbh

[light python]

goat

[tender zealot]

Thanks

[light python]

no problem, all of those i told u are 100% defo watching

also kiddin is very nice, a drama with jim carrey, season 1 is just great

[tender zealot]

I’ve put them in a list ✍️

[hushed radish]

the chinese is alive

[lapis cosmos]

How's NA doing?

[hushed radish]

no

only a few eu servers now

[drifting pewter]

no upd

gg

[hushed radish]

oh and the chinese server is just one clan playing together

[candid elbow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1334607815603519538/1335989899341598812/lalala.gif

[ivory anchor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/887054147948523592/1304109117593485393/image0.gif

[warm path]

https://x.com/ModernWarzone/status/1886445485763752205?t=LYdOtmqZS6O0YP7yczepnw&s=19

ModernWarzone (@ModernWarzone) on X

First pre-alpha gameplay of the next Battlefield game has been released

X · Feb 3, 2025, 4:03 PM

[solar heath]

Finally, Pink M4 best gun
https://i.imgur.com/DJhdDDX.jpeg

[odd oasis]

Wtf is this stock

Also sexy grip

[solar heath]

buffer tube, not a stock

[slate mango]

Basically means stockless

If you remove buffer tube gun no work

[uneven crag]

Well it will still work. Only once though

[winter surge]

hell yeah

[hexed zinc]

m4 best gun

[terse sandal]

this but battlebit]

[cosmic rose]

Wat

This isnt battlebit what happened

ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE

DID THE MAID SKIN GET RELEASED

[warm mountain]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fGteYuaNxA

[winter surge]

@vivid seal

[vivid seal]

lmaooo

[tired flume]

nice scam

[vivid seal]

yeah i didnt get that bit lol

[warm mountain]

@vivid seal have you got this bit after your last ticket?

[vivid seal]

nahh

[steady cipher]

is it mid April yet

[slate mango]

This but silksong

[exotic ember]

any lads mess wit it?

[uncut pecan]

Oh shit, attack heli leak

New UI looking fire af

[vast mason]

its not a stock, its NFA complient

[vast mason]

needs a longer barrel XD that would blast so much gas back at you lol

[vast mason]

your favorite rappers favorit rapper

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/-PDife4pEeo?si=Y2SgBxsciEM7bf-y

[abstract terrace]

bro

yeah sounds about right

[solar heath]

I have a long build M4 I use for camping/long range, can post when back from work

[sour zenith]

Ah, the event experience

[vast mason]

11.5 inches barrel is theoretically the optimal barrel length for balance of range and cqb

[hushed radish]

What is inch

[amber goblet]

when update, somebody knows?

[silver cairn]

Tomorrow

[amber goblet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/474855592549154817/830194055379550268/3x.gif

I wish they would add planes

[golden gale]

@dreamy notch

This is peak gaming

[dreamy notch]

the pinnacle experience

[golden gale]

Getting 2 Shiroko was a moment of epiphany

[dreamy notch]

you should really check your momotalk

[golden gale]

Bro i got so many levels it got out of control

After 2 banners it was like from 0 to 30

[dreamy notch]

many such issues

[runic grove]

Fantastic 4 trailer starting now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wpBrQV5Obg

[vernal thistle]

GOATED GAME EVERY OTHER BATTLEFIELD IS TRASH INFRONT OF IT

[solar heath]

Long M4
https://i.imgur.com/64SKYLY.jpeg

3x thermals (no FPS limit like BBR) and bipod/supressor for peak camping

[rigid flint]

i didnt get tactical hoshino life is cruel

[vast mason]

the 24 inch!

oh god its a bull barrel too, that motheerfucccukker would be heavy

would be firing small frag grenades though, 5.56 fragments out of anything longer than a 16 inch barrel

[golden gale]

[rigid flint]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-under-the-rain-gif-23841926

[odd oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-hot-gif-20132805

[uneven crag]

Mk12 MOD 0/1 would like a word

[uneven crag]

M16A1 would like a word with you too.

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/7s2Es5g7fwA?si=XFhKFZUmaNAIFUAI

[visual ivy]

Under point C

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/3xNsv2L8jvo?si=GzYDpHKfZQeqaqby

[opaque ingot]

I feel that addiction

[visual ivy]

Yes

[still pike]

shadowban???

[vast mason]

20 inch barrel...?

And the mk12 was not much better? It was just accurized

[pulsar island]

at longer ranges than shorter barrels

[vast mason]

Has to be at or close to 3100fps, xm193 can get close in an 18 inch barrel

[uneven crag]

Ooh you talking terminal ballistics. My bad. And mk12 mod 0/1 in 18in and fires the heavier mk262 77gr. Mk12 mod h is 16in

[vast mason]

Oh right, it had the funny round! Trying to actually push 5.56 to be a longer range round, 30 caliber anything is more useful imo 🙂

[terse sandal]

salhan?

[tender zealot]

https://youtu.be/T1tcUfUhR5U?si=-NlxdtaUr4bWhWkF

The 🐐

[mossy sand]

umm, guys?

[weary nimbus]

Silence! Curse of brainrot.
Still water + adrenaline + noradrenaline + hawk tuah + anger issues + balkan parents + english or Spanish + german stare + Balkan rage + phonk +Belgian edging + Baltic farting + bulgarian scratching + polish footjob + indian respect moment those who know + Opponent uses Jamaican Smile + Russian Frown + Finnish wave + Thai grin + Hungarian punch + Swiss climb + Argentinian flex + Chilean dance + Jamaican jump + Russian slide + Filipino stretch + Balkan climb + Irish dash + Brazilian whistle + Turkish flick + French leap + Korean twist + Canadian clap + Indian bow + Nigerian stare + Italian kick + Chinese lean + Scottish grin + Mexican swing + Swedish dash + Moroccan leap + Ukrainian stretch + Danish whistle + Finnish kick + Icelandic jump + Thai clap + Hungarian dash + Swiss stretch + Argentinian whistle + Chilean wink + Peruvian hop + Kenyan sprint + Jamaican whistle + Russian clap + Filipino nod + Balkan bend + Greek run + Egyptian squat + Vietnamese smile + American point + Pakistani twist + Irish hop + Brazilian cheer + Turkish skip + French flex + Korean dance + Canadian tiptoe + Indian dash + Nigerian hop + Italian leap + Chinese nod + Scottish sprint + Mexican cheer + Swedish stretch + Moroccan bow + Ukrainian flex + Danish leap + Finnish slide + Swiss gaze + Hungarian lean + Swiss tap + Chilean sprint + Peruvian wave + Jamaican knit + Russian eat + Icelandic stare + Thai skip + Hungarian wink + Swiss tiptoe + Argentinian point + Chilean clap + Peruvian lean + Kenyan dash + Indian dash + Dutch wave + Polish work + Scottish lean + Swedish whistle + Moroccan skip + Ukrainian lean + Danish dive + Finnish flex + Icelandic tilt + Thai flick + Indian whistle + Swedish dash jamaican smile+balkan rage+german stare+turkish frown+greek slide tackle+still water+those who know + balkan parents+those who know+anger issues+german stare+japanese sleep+jamaican shower+
Stillwater + reverse jamaican flicker gooning=those who know 💀

[rigid flint]

There appears to be an unequal representation of states

[visual ivy]

Yes

[terse sandal]

I dont like salhan

its literally old namak but even smaller

its too little for 256 players

[visual ivy]

Frugis, Valey, River, Namak, Salhan. I can be behind any textures on these maps

[slate mango]

Upcoming update is a major overhaul, currently undergoing QA (quality assurance) for 5 months and bugfixing for 3 months as of now.
There is no ETA yet, however, you can catch up via link on discord related communication and unofficial patch notes:

• #battlebit-eng message
• #off-topic message .
  More will be revealed once the community manager, TerminalIntel, gets approval to do so.

[rigid flint]

8578585785785

[elfin kelp]

Fursona joker

[slate mango]

Nice

[elfin kelp]

Yeah

We got a long way to go but it's a good base as a starting block. I'm very excited. My addiction is crazy

[rigid flint]

looks like a traditional chinese dragon but color inverted

[elfin kelp]

My fursona is an Eastern Dragon

So yes.

Noodle Dragon

[rigid flint]

i see

[elfin kelp]

But that's not all

I also have a puppy

That's right.
I GOT MULTIPLE SONAS IM TURNING INTO JOKERS

😤😤😤😤😤

[terse sandal]

holy moly

I dont know anything about balatro but this is sick

[elfin kelp]

Right?

I have 4 sonas for the 4 suits. Jokers for each divided up. Phases of batches of cards. It's great

[terse sandal]

how?

[iron escarp]

hi

[visual ivy]

...

[visual ivy]

You don't need to know that. I disgust myself

[steel plinth]

sending it here for comparison

AimComp 1x

Strikefire 1x

HS401 1X

[cosmic rose]

Yes that looks very much pip

Its a tiny bit zoomed in.

[steel plinth]

Can see here on the left of the buildings

appears to be a 2x

[steel plinth]

AimComp M2

definitely that

[slate mango]

Bit hard to tell but that might just be the lens effect which some scopes have

https://youtu.be/-ubWaDly-fE?si=NQIJ1DHxUv-X-U1C

[steel plinth]

this one has lens effect

[slate mango]

Check the video with scope changes timestamp

You should get a more clear idea of how they will work

[steel plinth]

this was 8 months ago, everything may have changed since then

[slate mango]

To our knowledge it did not

This is the closest we have

But it does seem like pip ngl

[novel loom]

https://tenor.com/view/party-going-nuts-squirrel-spinning-gif-16217861

[tulip zinc]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/434113367938957315/1286443496118554686/caption.gif

[terse sandal]

4 more to go

[terse sandal]

thats some nostalgia

[pastel patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/865557135705899018/1336780734299377674/Screenshot_20250205_122853.jpg?ex=67a50d93&is=67a3bc13&hm=b00d402c034d9bb49156d8b0206bb107fa6a833257052909daeac04b2597cf53&

someone should post this in #battlebit-eng and maybe pin it

[slate mango]

Everyone and their mother heard about this already

[pastel patrol]

[remote wolf]

LMAO

[iron escarp]

did this one crashed your discord client?

[opaque ingot]

peef keebler

[remote wolf]

huh?

[teal linden]

How much does he make then ish @high frigate

[loud wing]

alr

[high frigate]

I don’t know, but his direct report is some asshole named Mikey B.

[cosmic rose]

sir shmoo you can get two, a watch that looks cool or functions cool

[teal linden]

Are u in a workplace that requires a fancy watch or no

like I guess IB maybe

But IB or PE is mostly suit + shoes + Apple Watch

[cosmic rose]

it doesn't require but we are trying to modernize the man

nooo lets get him all stylish

not a blocky screen on his wrist

[teal linden]

Apple Watch is stylish

[high frigate]

buddy. I work at home.

[teal linden]

what’s the watch for then

[cosmic rose]

complare apple watch to this bruh

[high frigate]

New jerb. People tell me I should step up.

[teal linden]

this looks like ass

[cosmic rose]

show us your taste then

[teal linden]

idk are all your coworkers wearing 5k watches?

[teal linden]

Apple Watch + save a couple thousand for vacations

orient bambino for events

[cosmic rose]

hes rly saying this is prettier tan that

[high frigate]

I’ve only met two of my co-workers. Both are above my title. They are company founders and NSA math autists. I’m not sure either of them can button their own pants, much less tell time.

[cosmic rose]

do u not have taste my guy

[high frigate]

But they can write amazing code.

[cosmic rose]

Enough of ur coworkers we dont care we want to make the old man bling

Let us what u like we just bombard with photos

[high frigate]

lol

plz no.

[teal linden]

I would not take any advice in fashion from true math autists ever

[high frigate]

horology nerds are the worst.

[teal linden]

Anything nice, metal bracelet, traditional and conservative dial is usually ok

[cosmic rose]

what nerds

[teal linden]

Idk what this is and where it goes. A hiking outdoors watch?

[cosmic rose]

i dont study time

[cosmic rose]

THATS THE APPLE WATCH

[teal linden]

Speedmaster best pick, maybe tissot prx (very affordable)

[cosmic rose]

oh

[teal linden]

don’t get anything more expensive

[cosmic rose]

it can go with a nice black pant white shirt

[cosmic rose]

3m watch

[simple prairie]

I haven’t work a watch in years

[pulsar island]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/811301779160563722/961682870261416016/screw.gif

[simple prairie]

I always have my insulin pump

And phone

Screws are the best!

[cosmic rose]

i also dont have a watch

[teal linden]

wat

a plastic looking mall watch

Just get metal bracelet white dial orient or seiko or tissot

[cosmic rose]

just bomb him with pics

[teal linden]

idk watches are a bit frivolous imho above speedmaster price

[high frigate]

whoops, meant this for here.

[teal linden]

just skip Rolex altogether and go to AP if u wanna be a big baller

[high frigate]

I will never outspend the people I know socially. I’m only looking to be respectable in my choice. something appropriate for casual and daily wear.

[teal linden]

Seiko or orient

[high frigate]

preferably a buy-it-for-life mechanical with good movement that I can maintain.

[teal linden]

speedmaster

anything cheaper is bad anything more expensive is gaudy and grabby

[high frigate]

used speedmaster market is huge. this is beneficial to me.

[teal linden]

a fit man in a nice clean outfit and a good conversationalist >>>>> shitter with a Rolex who blows his AD

Watch not super important

[cosmic rose]

I think your best bet is like a 300$ silver seiko

[teal linden]

yes

[teal linden]

yes

[simple prairie]

These are about 5k

More function than fashion

[cosmic rose]

funny enough my mom wears a rolex to work everyday.