off-topic

[novel loom]

Haram

[visual ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-11021732997245168553

[misty beacon]

Hindsight is 2020

[cyan wedge]

bbr could never

[novel loom]

https://tenor.com/view/kaicenat-update-week-jjs-crying-gif-15745270725871437209

[stoic elbow]

well this is so true

as we know

our chinese new year song always come out first before christmas

[wintry orbit]

Mf can't think of a new title

Bbr on YouTube has entered it's dementia phase

Same fucking song as well

My god

Content farm

[green star]

Today im gonna beat Bbr with dementia

Can it be done?is this even possible?

[atomic kite]

hope dies last

[vale tide]

let's solve a problem first:

where's Oki?

[karmic prawn]

Anime pfp creature

Greetings

[vale tide]

Greetings

[steep dock]

• new district and outskirts which might be added depending on community vote @slate mango

The performance issue one is something hard set by the owners btw, they don’t wanna risk limiting people with low end specs iirc

[slate mango]

Cant blame em
Valley for example is fucking atrocious for me

[steep dock]

Valley has a “nobody wants to ptfo” problem and until that gets fixed I cant see anyone liking it

Same with Dusty

[slate mango]

Yeah

Man dusty is ass

[winged igloo]

this is the map popularity in bbc dom #off-topic message

[steep dock]

Considering namak has no conq support (rarely shows in official) and is mainly CQC/mid ranged focused

This isn’t surprising

Same with oil

[slate mango]

Anyways

Cant say the list suprises me much

[steep dock]

Why im also skeptical of removing oil from infy

Discord poll says one thing but in game opinions are the exact opposite

The only complaint being snipers but that’s always going to be an issue

[cyan wedge]

excluding old district 🔥

[steep dock]

Old district actually runs decent on low end devices

Same with old namak, small as hell map so it doesn’t cause issues

[cyan wedge]

old district my beloved

[slate mango]

Only maps that dont run well for me are Valley (worst offender) followed by Eduardovo and, suprisingly, Wakistan
Idk on Waki i get a bit of stuttering in the begining and it goes away afterwards

So yeah not a lot of performance issues otherwise

[primal basalt]

ban zalfi and it's goated

[vast mason]

I'm just glad I'm not alone in liking salhan

[winged igloo]

real...

@fleet tendon hates on me for liking salhan dom.....

[steep dock]

Not gonna happen for rn I dont wanna ban too many fl maps

Valley and edu are already gone and those are the worst of the worst imo

[primal basalt]

chickeeeen chickeeeeeeen

[steep dock]

Once vilask adds FL support to more maps maybe

[karmic prawn]

Frontline namak

[vast mason]

100 years is 873600 hours

or 876600 if you go sidreal

[primal basalt]

amen

[oak creek]

no

[primal basalt]

well fuck you then

[shrewd jacinth]

What 7000 Hours Of Battlebit Looks Like

[hushed radish]

292 days of bbr

[opaque ingot]

🔥

[uneven crag]

@opaque ingot

[opaque ingot]

i know the formula, this is a line

[uneven crag]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-this-graph-nickelback-gif-12683147

ive got all the numbers too its just hard to showem in less then 10 sc

[opaque ingot]

yeah i'm workin with the numbers anyways

main thing is in-game all numbers round to nearest integer

[uneven crag]

yeah can you get like half point xp?

[opaque ingot]

i have reason to believe no

but i've been wrong b4

the "transportation bonus" is a division of exp, so technically there probably is some half xp you gain, but i think it just rounds those too

[uneven crag]

huh this is a lot of thought that ive never had

glad someone is putting in gods work though

[opaque ingot]

just bored, and want to interface with the game beyond playing

🧮

[winter surge]

you got access to my workbook?

[uneven crag]

you gave it to me

[winter surge]

OH i misread who posted that

Dont mind me im high as fuck

[opaque ingot]

i'm making my own 2.2.4 book, because referring to several different sources for all the info i need is mildly inconvenient, so i will burn time doing this instead

[halcyon trellis]

no way antonyo comeback

[opaque ingot]

(reference)

[uneven crag]

me in bot-spam rn, thanks christmas bot

[winter surge]

[rotund frost]

😭

[slate mango]

Same person that asked me why im still up btw

[rotund frost]

😐

I did.

[slate mango]

So what is it that you have in 3 hours

[rotund frost]

Toothdoctor takes calls after 8am

And I need that extra hour to calm the fuck down before calling

So, 7am it is.

[slate mango]

Shouldnt you be well rested for that

[rotund frost]

If I close my eyes now, I doubt that alarm gets me up

, but yes, I should..

[warm mountain]

overlord justice can you please bestow upon me the knowledge of how much xp it takes to get one whole presteige

[opaque ingot]

no, because apparently i was 1 number off

#battlebit-eng message

[warm mountain]

LOL

[uneven crag]

@modern bone

[modern bone]

Yeah I knew about that, just wondering how that will affect the night mode (if at all)

[uneven crag]

so basically all of the weather and time options will be in a pool to happen each time you play the map. some will happen more often then others including night from my understanding.

[modern bone]

Oh is night just part of that rotation now rather than voted for? I wonder if thats a good idea, guess we will see

[hazy terrace]

🥴

[uneven crag]

thats my understanding but again i could be wrong, as well as there haven't been any total confirmations besides for maps that will be in overhaul

[cyan wedge]

😭

[cyan wedge]

If rng night is a thing I'm just gonna alt f4

[uneven crag]

if it is ittl most likely be very low %

[cyan wedge]

Still above 0

[opaque ingot]

What the fuck why dud mods lock my suggestions

What did I do?

[steep dock]

Your suggestion technically already exists if you’re referring to custom games (modded servers) and mod support is already mentioned as a topic in the pins

That’s the only reason I can think of

[primal basalt]

nah

feller got 1984'd

[opaque ingot]

What about the others

[steep dock]

idk, probably best to ask a mod via the modmail

Normally they give a reason on a locked thread, strange yours doesn’t have one

[slate mango]

Ive seen the reasons occasionally get deleted once a thread is locked, but the reason is still something like duplicate thread or whatever

[karmic prawn]

Hi zworce

[fleet tendon]

I can't even remember what Salhan looks like

[opaque ingot]

@mod why are my suggestions locked

@mods

[vale tide]

[primal basalt]

MAC MUUFUKIN 10

[karmic prawn]

McMuffin 10

[winter surge]

Time of day is still an individual vote. Weather is a separate rolled event. How exactly that interacts with a night map has yet to be seen

[sage raft]

I think it would be awesome if night was split into dusk, dawn and dark night. So you have enough weather variety that it won't be that annoying if there was no daylight vote

also with duplication avoidance on per server basis. Meaning if it was just night, night has 0% next game, then something like 0.6% the second game and then slowly increaesing again.

[vale tide]

[primal basalt]

bc what weapon is that yellow one

this one

[modern bone]

cbjms

[hollow sun]

https://youtu.be/apj51ks0GpE?si=g3VZlUadTok5zBAr&t=1172

Timestamped to the movement changes.

For this conversation #battlebit-eng message

[dreamy notch]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saab_Bofors_Dynamics_CBJ-MS

[primal basalt]

what a shitty name

[modern bone]

DJR4W

[primal basalt]

yeah, that's me

[weak timber]

My friend will return from the army faster than the update comes out

@brittle tapir

this one

[primal basalt]

hell yeah

wats his fav gun

[weak timber]

I don't know, I'll ask now

[primal basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/fine-leslie-nielsen-boom-explosion-gif-14402315

gotcha

[primal basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-meme-troll-face-scary-troll-face-phonk-those-who-know-those-who-snow-gif-8838879525100589615

[dreamy notch]

You do not insult my beloved PDW like this

[primal basalt]

womp womp

[oak creek]

https://tenor.com/view/takt-op-destiny-takt-tuesday-madhouse-mappa-gif-23731126

[dreamy notch]

:(

[dreamy notch]

End of Service

[primal basalt]

shouldn't have named it as if they smashed their heads on the keyboard or on paper

[oak creek]

Shitty pdw

[primal basalt]

shut the fuck up

it looks great

therefore it's good

[dreamy notch]

You're a shitty PDW

[primal basalt]

ohooooo

you tell him!

[oak creek]

get rekt

[dreamy notch]

I

That's not how that works

[primal basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/bowser-jr-mario-polish-poland-bowser-gif-7886105110896404962

[oak creek]

https://tenor.com/view/cool-anime-sverige-sweden-excalibur-gif-19960860

Iykyk

[dreamy notch]

Buff Riku?

[oak creek]

You dont know

oh well

[dreamy notch]

Is buff Riku before your time?

[oak creek]

Hard to say when i dont know what it means

[dreamy notch]

Then yes

[oak creek]

To quote yourself

That's not how that works

Although i suppose quoting you doesnt exactly give me any credibility

[halcyon trellis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/697995591921172532.gif?

[dreamy notch]

I should never be a credible source

in this context

[oak creek]

Indeed

Tho none of us really are

Except maybe termy

[dreamy notch]

He stinks

And is like

dumb

[oak creek]

Neither of those things are requirements for credibility

[dreamy notch]

I digress

[oak creek]

I undigress

[rigid flint]

"I should never be a credible source" -icey

[oak creek]

Oh wait this is off topic, i guess digressing is the point eh?

[dreamy notch]

Don't quote me on that

[oak creek]

"I should never be a credible source" -icey

[dreamy notch]

You take that back

[oak creek]

Nu

[winter surge]

Fuck bitches smoke weed

[dreamy notch]

WHAT?

[oak creek]

https://tenor.com/view/takt-op-destiny-gif-23378564

[winter surge]

Can quote me on that

[rigid flint]

Figuratively or physically

[dreamy notch]

boffum

[winter surge]

Why not both

[dreamy notch]

Why is Jigs the way she is

[oak creek]

Confidence

[dreamy notch]

Fair

I slept for about 5 hours

[winter surge]

[dreamy notch]

My head hurty

[oak creek]

Same, maybe 5.5

Tired

[dreamy notch]

Very eepy

[winter surge]

Yall need more sleep

[rigid flint]

Incredible weaponry innovations are happening in syria

[oak creek]

https://tenor.com/view/takt-op-destiny-takt-tuesday-madhouse-mappa-gif-23731126

[dreamy notch]

I should uh, uhm, orm

[oak creek]

Mhm

You should

[dreamy notch]

I should not

[oak creek]

Stop sitting on the fence, son

[dreamy notch]

If I am asleep, who's gonna be a disaster in my stead?

[oak creek]

Me

[dreamy notch]

I have some big shoes to fill

[oak creek]

I have cheese and picholas cage

[dreamy notch]

As in like, size 12 shoes.

[winter surge]

I'm going to have coffee and medication for breakfast. The tastiest

[oak creek]

Bigfoot lookin ass

[dreamy notch]

You know what they say bout big feet?

[rigid flint]

Yellow stone volcanic eruption

[rigid flint]

They eat babies

[dreamy notch]

Damn, you got some big feet

[dreamy notch]

[oak creek]

Self-five moment

[rigid flint]

https://youtu.be/Bn1w-2bW5j4?si=yHnEZXYn-yRExYn3

[dreamy notch]

https://tenor.com/view/self-five-gif-8601086

[oak creek]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-high-five-lakers-los-angeles-epic-gif-15587996

[rigid gust]

https://youtu.be/vqkvdxyAlKI?t=2709 Be a Hero! 🎵🎶

https://youtu.be/wiih44Gfi2M?t=1976 🪐✨

https://youtu.be/w4QtVQXhw58?t=14044 💎

[karmic prawn]

[halcyon trellis]

orm?

[karmic prawn]

[uneven crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-deaf-ddong-pakang-gif-10816822181789891286

[winter surge]

@high frigate thank goodness for tom cruise, we were running out of ways to trick people into selling themselves to the military industrial complex only to be used and spat out. Truly, a patriot 🦅

[high frigate]

this is the correct feeling.

[shrewd jacinth]

this was really scuffed holy

[novel loom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1271546344594604094/1318618892137922611/IMG_20241217_174016993.jpg?ex=6762fb0a&is=6761a98a&hm=69d8173d7a1bb2a5a33f24bbca655c5f5402557b4c5b6b10ec2f6a6f3c585af2&

[uneven crag]

@dreamy notch

Clean

[dreamy notch]

Counterpoint

Magnificent bastard

[icy mountain]

damn

[dreamy notch]

yes larry, that is a manual one i am looking at

[icy mountain]

[dreamy notch]

Only want 8K for it

[icy mountain]

pick it up tomorrow

[dreamy notch]

120K on the ODO but whateva

[icy mountain]

dont wait on a deal like that

[dreamy notch]

if only

i am a little short on change for that atm

besides, another one will appear

[uneven crag]

@dreamy notch @oak creek counter counter point

$5k

[dreamy notch]

I should ban you

[uneven crag]

I’ll remove it.

[dreamy notch]

Not even for the gas tank ass tank cover

[uneven crag]

Hey they let that thing drive around on the street down here

[dreamy notch]

But just because you've come out of left field with it and that has made me upset

[uneven crag]

Uhh hold on

[wintry orbit]

ay larry if you are still here
what do you think of changing this stock to a underfolder or a aks74 one?

[icy mountain]

nah

[wintry orbit]

: (
a underfolder would be so cool thoo

[wintry orbit]

don't you think it looks a flimsy ass wire stock

[dreamy notch]

maybe that's the aesthetic he's going for

who knows

[uneven crag]

Better?

[dreamy notch]

Hmmmmmm

[uneven crag]

Cause I also found an abomination

[dreamy notch]

Enlighten me

[uneven crag]

Mercedes Civic

[dreamy notch]

Some people need less access to money

[uneven crag]

It has hydraulics

[dreamy notch]

Ew

[uneven crag]

I look at things like this and then that’s a lot of cool rifles I could buy.

[oak creek]

oh my

[uneven crag]

Icey can I post the ass part again for lost?

[dreamy notch]

Send it to his DMs

Let him suffer in private

[wintry orbit]

i mean come on
this looks 10x better imo

[dreamy notch]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder

[slate mango]

It is an iconic stock after all

[dreamy notch]

Besides, you're never gonna see the stock outside of the attachment screen.

[tired flume]

[wintry orbit]

So what, even if I can't see it ads, there will always be a thought in the back of my mind telling me : agh man this skin has that shitty Romanian wire stock

[halcyon trellis]

Don't use it?

[dreamy notch]

I'm not Larry

[halcyon trellis]

It's like me not using ACR because Larry won't seat the mag properly (on purpose at this fuckin point)

[dreamy notch]

You got the 'nah' from him, my guy.

[wintry orbit]

Yea If it stays like this I won't even click it, but if it had a different one I would only use that skin

[wintry orbit]

Thats minor compared to this come on

[halcyon trellis]

Disagree but ok

Mag that's actually visible on gameplay, persists across all models, looks goofy long, and is fixed by moving it an inch up

Vs meme stock

[wintry orbit]

An unintentional bug or oversight is different compared to actual design decision

[oak creek]

if you dont like it, dont use it

[wintry orbit]

Like you have to be a ADHD mf to constantly think: awww man this mag is 4 cm longer than it should be ejdkrbksndidbd :((((

[oak creek]

that feels mildly insulting

[halcyon trellis]

More like 4 inches it's the size of the fuckin extended mag

[wintry orbit]

Are you talking about the fucking legacy extra long mag ?

I never noticed this

Can't find anyone talking about it

[oak creek]

With that specific of a search, im not shocked

[wintry orbit]

Imma boot up bbr to see this

Because I can't find a pic

[halcyon trellis]

#1015595872425349160 message

Here's one

#game-bugs message

Other one

[cyan wedge]

Sir that's a pmmd63

[wintry orbit]

Since January 2023??

Damn

Back when it had 25 dmg xd

[halcyon trellis]

It bothers me Soviet

It bothers me so much

[cyan wedge]

😭

[karmic prawn]

Hi sorce

[wintry orbit]

man after looking at it in-game

I can't unsee it..

[halcyon trellis]

Welcome to the club

[wintry orbit]

the extended one looks hideous as well

[karmic prawn]

Nacey

[winter surge]

@high frigate Dont say it, dont say murdering unarmed civilians in their home, that would just be fucking insane sounding

[opaque ingot]

the wii remote wrist strap

[high frigate]

well now I want to say it!

[winter surge]

Yeah..

but you see, its just that easy!

[high frigate]

I feel unfulfilled tho.

stove sits there… winning.

[winter surge]

god damnit man

[halcyon trellis]

I'm sorry?

[winter surge]

An answer to the question of, things that the american police are known for.

[high frigate]

this isn’t on you. Nothing to apologize for.

[halcyon trellis]

Ooo kaaay den

[high frigate]

If you’re simply expressing sympathy, then… same. same.

[winter surge]

There was a different conversation going on, and, I do my best to follow the rules. I aint sayin that in bbr eng

[high frigate]

I will do it!

[winter surge]

And im under the impression you are out of last chances my dude

[high frigate]

what gives you that impression?

[winter surge]

That one felt pretty straight forward to me

[high frigate]

I mean, I’ve not crossed that line again… to my knowledge.

there are many lines.

[winter surge]

you are such a little shit

[wintry orbit]

watch out for an acorn

[high frigate]

I mean, let’s be honest here. Keep political discussions out of the discord? what does that even mean? Everything is political. Also, inappropriate jokes about the staff? well that’s highly subjective. Can I do appropriate jokes? WHO AMONG US IS THE SOLE ARBITER OF TRUTH…

I have, in the best accordance with my faith and ethics, attempted to follow the spirit of the request.

but there are still… fuzzy edges.

[winter surge]

And you know that I know you are just bullshitting about that

[high frigate]

I am capable of self deception, ya know. I just don’t want to.

[winter surge]

Are you though? That one I doubt

Its why I dont buy any of it, you are unfortunately honest about who you are and what you believe

[high frigate]

yeah, i hate it too

[winter surge]

While you are an old wilely bastard, you do care about people, it shows when you are talking about something you are passionate about.

is wilely the right word

Eh yeah thats good enough

[high frigate]

I am told it is a word.

My secret challenge is I have discords where shitposting is 100% off limits because I work very hard to be earnest and genuine in those places. As a result I find I “store up” my dumbfuckery and I probably need another place to let that loose that isn’t here. I like this game, and by-and-large, many of the actual real humans behind the names.

[oak creek]

There are significantly more unhinged servers out there that will probably do well as outlets. Dont get your ass banned here over something stupid and preventable pls

[winter surge]

[high frigate]

I mean, I don’t hang out at those places because I can only be so toxic…

this is my limit, guis.

this place.

I’ll work harder to be worse… but you’ll have to be patient with me.

[tired flume]

words

Wow I am not active in this discord server

[high frigate]

You are literally #2, stfu

[tired flume]

From when I used to be axtice

active

[high frigate]

well your typing has taken a hit for sure.

but otherwise… you’re fine.

[tired flume]

Mobile

[high frigate]

Only you can save us from @oak creek shitposting dominance

[pulsar island]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-whatever-go-my-true-scarab-go-my-scarab-morgan-freeman-gif-3091971228562826566

[hushed radish]

Buff tanks

[visual ivy]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/743607850852548729/1101902527806570516/IMG_5730.gif

[halcyon trellis]

I am so excited

[opaque ingot]

@proud berry this (hours earlier you asked for

[visual ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/john-roblox-jumpscare-real-gif-522489513725239485

[brazen aspen]

bottom of the steam update page thingy for 2.2.4.

2.2. orb update when

[remote wolf]

This...

[brazen aspen]

intriguing

can anyone go back and make sure that wasn't an automated steam change though? like how they change the tags

or actually nvm I'm dumb ig it wouldn't matter

[frosty mortar]

@oak creek

[oak creek]

Look at the bottom of that announcement:)

[frosty mortar]

ah

that's yesterday though

[oak creek]

Today for me

2313 here

[frosty mortar]

18th here

[oak creek]

Time traveller!

[frosty mortar]

lol

[oak creek]

https://tenor.com/view/tardis-gif-21240526

[green star]

1yrs anni for last update

🙏

[terse sandal]

you almost got me

also one day left

[frosty mortar]

nah I was wrong, lost pointed out that the update was released already

[terse sandal]

oh

[opaque ingot]

as of 3 hours ago

[terse sandal]

Ye olden times

Remember old loadout menu

and old buidling ui

[frosty mortar]

gotta upload some of my old clips

[terse sandal]

running around the basra ship

battling it out between containers

spamming grenades on namak

[opaque ingot]

this is what i based my update time off of
https://steamdb.info/app/671860/history/?changeid=21579847

[terse sandal]

destroyinig building with vehical mines

[frosty mortar]

god the grenades on namak were incredible

spamming dozens of claymores in Lenovo

[terse sandal]

yeah

when vektor was op

when people actually used voip

spamming fortunate son

[frosty mortar]

the monkey sounds at the start of matches always cracked me up

[opaque ingot]

that's a classic

[terse sandal]

times when everyone was bad at the game

also remember when invasion was actually played? After it released for 2 weeks straight it would only be invasion

[rocky basalt]

whats a good loadout for the m249

[terse sandal]

and then it disappeared absolutely everywhere

times when smgs were op

[terse sandal]

aged like spoiled milk

[rocky basalt]

whats a good loadout for the m249

[opaque ingot]

do you have all attachments on it

i use Flash Hider and SE-5, for me it evens out the recoil and makes it feel good

[rocky basalt]

pretty much

[rocky basalt]

im currently using the tactical barrel and angle grip with a flur scope

[primal basalt]

flir user based?

sigma?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-jumping-cat-excited-excited-dance-gif-19354605

[rocky basalt]

unfortunately yes

[primal basalt]

wdym unfortunately

[rocky basalt]

the flir is op on the aug

[primal basalt]

it's goated

[rocky basalt]

on light machine guns its range limited

on low recoil weapons like the aug is goated

[wintry orbit]

we can't even reach 1500 now 💀

[lethal garden]

🫶🏻❤️

[vale tide]

[wintry orbit]

my life be like Ooh aah, ooh ooh

[karmic prawn]

It's been a year

[stoic elbow]

ah, my former fal grip and muzzle

[stoic elbow]

Tunnel:
the tunnel that you can't escape when you already enter it

[opaque ingot]

my fal is flashider & shortshitanglegrip

[stoic elbow]

now is flashhider + stubby

but im rarely use fal now

already become russian

[slate mango]

Light at the end of the tunnel? Nah thats a train speeding at 300km/h

[slow flicker]

Cat surgery pics

@high frigate

[high frigate]

Good time for cuddles.

[primal basalt]

probably, yeah

[primal basalt]

blue tummy

[void sorrel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064103975646933055/1318873337782468679/attachment.gif

[remote saffron]

worst part is idk which "its over" part we are on rn

[high frigate]

I like to think we’re at all peaks and valleys simultaneously

as a community, I don’t think we’re uniformly distributed

[high frigate]

Sad news pals. I’ve accepted a position outside of the agency. I am leaving NASA in the new year.

[primal basalt]

alyo, what is your friends fav gun

[winter surge]

but, you got a job right?

[slate mango]

Rip
Good luck on your next job

[high frigate]

Oh yeah. I should have probably led with that. I have a new opportunity outside of the agency.

wait. I did put that in there.

which of us is confused?!

[slate mango]

Jigs cant read i guess

[high frigate]

Thanks. I’m gonna bring in a selfie stick so I can get a bunch of b-roll for my forthcoming you-tube ‘former nasa engineer’ twat-cast show

[winter surge]

Been guessing this whole time honestly

[high frigate]

same, same.

[winter surge]

glad you got a job shmoo

[high frigate]

also same.

[rigid flint]

Lockheed martin

[fallen mist]

what should i put on my fal

[high frigate]

I have specifically not chosen large defense contractors.

I do enough damage in life, I don’t need to contribute to dead children too.

[fallen mist]

choose small defense contractors

[rigid flint]

Most american engineers sell their souls to the devil

[fallen mist]

only kill a couple kids

[slate mango]

Quickmag, gun-something grip, flash hider

[rigid flint]

Moderate amounts of child killing

[slate mango]

Quickmag is optional for fal

[fallen mist]

ive decided against quickmag because once i unlock it im gonna use the extended mag

yeah i mostly just want to know what grip and muzzle

for 99% of guns i just use basic muzzle

on the ak74 i use long barrel

on the m200 i use ranger

[rigid flint]

Extended mags makes every gun worse have you seen all the red

[odd oasis]

Should go for General Electric

you would create washing machines

and GAU-8 Avenger

[rigid flint]

Green good red bad more green more good

[fallen mist]

well ya see. the fal has a 20 round mag

if the trade off is having a reasonable amount of ammo ill take the reds

also the red on the extendo fal mag isnt that much

same with the ak74 extendo

[primal basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/a10warthog-plane-brr-gif-27117334

[high frigate]

IIRC, there is an accepted 100k FAL kill build out there already somewhere.

[fallen mist]

wdym accepted 100k fal kill build

tf is that supposed to mean

[high frigate]

I mean someone has already ground out 100,000 kills on the FAL and has their build for it.

[fallen mist]

oh ok

[high frigate]

Most folks accept that as the standard build

[primal basalt]

well indeed they have their build for it

[fallen mist]

my highest kills on a gun is 1200 on the ak74 💀

[primal basalt]

that's how weapon customization works

[fallen mist]

yeah i tend to stray away from meta builds in exchange for more specific uses

[high frigate]

When someone grinds 100k kills on a weapon, you can probably use it as a decent starting point

[fallen mist]

i just wanna know what muzzle and grip to use

i have my optic and mag

and side rail

i use rangefinder on the side

(for my rpg)

issue is i love the fal and i dont wanna let it go but everytime i use it its short lived because i tend to prestige like a week after getting it

[vast dune]

https://tenor.com/view/birthday-cake-happy-birthday-wishes-happy-birthday-gif-15386350099520313707

BATTLEBIT 1 YEAR WITHOUT UPDATE

[fallen mist]

yayyyy

!!!!

[novel loom]

Yippe

[high frigate]

Why is Weezer’s Africa the best one?

Also Johnny Cash’s Hurt and Alien Ant Farm’s Smooth Criminal?

[lean orbit]

My highest kill gun is the Fal with like 1400 kills I think

[odd oasis]

sry @karmic prawn was taking showa

[bleak fulcrum]

Shmoo, EX-NASA.

Title goes hard

Now was the moonlanding fake?

[karmic prawn]

Post gif

[karmic prawn]

Join the ESA

[karmic prawn]

My fellow chattino

How goes thy day

[odd oasis]

was posted

#battlebit-eng message

[karmic prawn]

Splendid

[bleak fulcrum]

Good, boutta eep, your message actually saved my phone from being empty in the morning cuz i forgot to put it to charge

[karmic prawn]

Obviously

I care for my fellow chattino's phone battery

[karmic prawn]

[slate mango]

I already asked, in short, no

[high frigate]

Moon landing was real.

However, definitely still nazis up there.

[karmic prawn]

you're american aren't youu?

and you didn't kill the space the nazis?

[high frigate]

We have people for that.

[uneven crag]

SPACE FORCE

[karmic prawn]

then use them

[high frigate]

You want the President pal. Not me.

[karmic prawn]

the president isn't my pal, what are you talking about

[high frigate]

The Employee store on center has started selling a leather bomber jacket that says Rocket Scientist across the back.

[opaque ingot]

should I ask him

[uneven crag]

fish

[opaque ingot]

hm

[uneven crag]

puzzle

[cyan swift]

yippie

[hushed radish]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/953795282624196658/3FDAA6F1-7A3A-45A1-9EDB-577307C2CD1C.gif

[uneven crag]

[fallen mist]

Chat

Game night is gonna go so hard

[opaque ingot]

beautiful

HOLY SHIT MARIO KART WII

[opaque ingot]

take em to mushroom gorge then shoot em

[vast dune]

egypt map is so big, don't have frontlines

[fallen mist]

It’s peak

I didn’t even know they made more Mario karts until I went to my friends house and played on his switch

The wii is the only console I’ve owned

[uncut pecan]

Playing cod on the Wii was a struggle

[hushed radish]

I missed playing fps on wii actually

Because I can aim 10x better than using a mouse

[vast mason]

my friend was good at COD WAW on Wii

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PSCGL5mktYg

[uncut pecan]

You fancy mfs with the wiimote plus gyro controllers

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-scared-hands-shaking-shivering-gif-18714091

[hushed radish]

Gyro?

You mean that little addon you plug into the rear of the controller?

[fallen mist]

I wish I could rebind look and movement controllers on it

[fallen mist]

Yeah the nunchuck

[uncut pecan]

With dolphin emulator you can

[fallen mist]

Well I uhhh… have a wii

[hushed radish]

No not the nunchuck

[fallen mist]

I’m not emulating anything

Why would anybody emulate cod4 reflex

Just play cod4

[uncut pecan]

Hack it and manually change the controls?

[fallen mist]

I don’t want to though

I just want to play

[hushed radish]

This thing

[fallen mist]

Oh

[hushed radish]

At the rear

[uncut pecan]

You’d have to rip the disk and play it on a sd card

[fallen mist]

I don’t have that

[hushed radish]

I don't have that

[fallen mist]

Lol

[hushed radish]

Lol

Stop

Copy me

[fallen mist]

I just have wiimotes and nunchucks

[fallen mist]

Lol I said it first

[hushed radish]

No

[fallen mist]

I also have a couple of the Mario kart wii mote steering wheels…

[uncut pecan]

Most wiimotes except the first version had integrated gyros easy enough to aim with

[fallen mist]

I used to have a wii zapper, but it’s gone now

[hushed radish]

I don't know if my have gyro or not

[fallen mist]

I have like a trillion wiimotes

[uncut pecan]

Some mf managed to rob a gas station with a Nintendo zapper

[fallen mist]

Not the Nintendo zapper, the wii zapper

It’s different

[uncut pecan]

Wii zapper do look glockish

[fallen mist]

This is the wii zapper

Doesn’t look like any kind of gun

At all

[abstract spindle]

I get the old zapper being mistaken for a gun

All you gotta do is paint it ig

[uncut pecan]

EXPLAIN THIS ATHEISTS

[abstract spindle]

Thats crazy

[rigid flint]

I still have one of these actually

And the pad that you stand on

[hushed radish]

Can I have it. I will buy it from you

[rigid flint]

Its probably broken and havent used in like a decade

[hushed radish]

If you say no I will die

[rigid flint]

Thats a sacrifice I'm willing to make

[hushed radish]

Ok I am dead

[rigid flint]

Its this thing right?

[hushed radish]

Too late I died of sadness

[rigid flint]

Yeah there were nothing inside the box....

[fallen mist]

This isn’t a Nintendo product

[nimble igloo]

@real trench

[fallen mist]

This is also useless

The point of the wii zapper is that it holds the nunchuck

And it only allows you to access the trigger

Nothing else

[real trench]

lol no context is this spelunky?

[rigid flint]

Mr wong but jolly

[vale tide]

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/S3DZJ1QE8n4?si=y0J6adzOAfDhyq3D

https://youtu.be/5FgkuguoA2g?si=x6eQTGww3wIPhLgf

[stark iron]

anyway of preventing the "exceeding servers ping for limit to long" apart from being physically closer to the servers location?

[rigid flint]

Ask the server owner to turn off the damn ping limit

[stark iron]

The ping limit that applies to everyone?

[rigid flint]

Yup

[stark iron]

well I'm connecting to American servers from OCE so it makes sense that I'm being blocked

[opaque ingot]

only reccomendation is trying VPN services, they reccomend a free program "cloudflarewarp" to try in this post #1203236006245965834 message

[warm mountain]

^

[stark iron]

alright thanks

[warm mountain]

cloudflare lets me play US from oce(most of the time)

[dreamy notch]

most of the time

[opaque ingot]

this gamesass

[warm mountain]

yeah my internet isnt the best

[dreamy notch]

game sass

[stark iron]

yeah, I guess its either that or playing battlebit in 1 minute blocks before having to reconnect

[warm mountain]

this is not good for your mental health

[opaque ingot]

hopefully you can find a good solution to play under ping limit 🙏

[stark iron]

thanks for the help

[rigid flint]

Me when the supposed US gamenight is hosted in EUROPE and i get kicked every 30 seconds

[warm mountain]

that seems silly

[warm mountain]

also make sure to turn on the WARP setting i dont remember if its on by default

[stark iron]

alright then

[warm mountain]

@hollow kite which one?

[hollow kite]

Between 3 and 2

Between the 2 big buildings and the channel

[warm mountain]

ahh okay

[hollow kite]

it has me going completely insane

[warm mountain]

yeah its just the central objective so people fight over it

i find fighting on the grassy side of teh channel to be easier

[hollow kite]

Worst map after the urban hellhole

[warm mountain]

nah surely not

theres some pretty bad maps

[hollow kite]

Urban hellhole #1

Idk the name of it but it's the worst by far

[warm mountain]

which urban hellhole?

oh

[hollow kite]

The completely grey one

[warm mountain]

time to describe another map!

namak?

[hollow kite]

It has cherry trees

[warm mountain]

yeah namak

good ol' meatgrinder map

[hollow kite]

One sentence descriptor: "Woe, RPG be upon ye."

[dreamy notch]

Gettin mileage outta this one

[rigid flint]

One good thing about official server is that because domination doesn't get picked i wouldn't have to suffer under that map

[dreamy notch]

Reminds me, Dom/Wakistan fucking sucks

[warm mountain]

dom waki is too big

for a dom map anyway

waki just sucks tho

all modes

@odd oasis dont X react me

you know im right

ERM

[odd oasis]

[hushed radish]

Waki bad

[rigid flint]

What does the lyrics mean

Anyone that knows russian that can enlighten me

[iron escarp]

what in the world

https://tenor.com/view/scared-huh-scared-scared-speed-wtf-surprised-gif-4191501832320726410

[terse sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130167174074466436/1319240449747324989/NrGMmxOOAhpA4PGF.mp4?ex=67653de9&is=6763ec69&hm=924081e9a20d55c4952c7becbccac0472855bedaa6f7c179adc5f0fad13a53b9&

[vale tide]

[opaque ingot]

🔥

[rotund frost]

I wanna go home

I hate grandma

[dreamy notch]

ope

[bleak fulcrum]

Is this wifi speed?

Or mobiledata

[rotund frost]

Mobiledata

[slate mango]

Rip

[rigid flint]

thats pretty fast what do you mean rip

[bleak fulcrum]

Surprised it isnt in the negatives

[winter surge]

[rigid flint]

800 sessions and only 20 percent of playtime

[primal basalt]

it's because of cookie clicker

ok not really

but it's 1/4th of my playtime

[fallen mist]

I also got resident evil 4 on wii

And red steel 2

[primal basalt]

woohoo

!!1!

[rocky basalt]

how do you get to this screen

[winter surge]

To check your year rewind, follow the steps below:
Go to your Steam app and select the Store option.
Now, click the Review Your Year On Steam button.
Alternatively, Go to the Steam Recap link on your browser to check it.

[rigid flint]

Go to the steam front page

[odd oasis]

LETS GOOO

[primal basalt]

hell yeah

goated

[cosmic rose]

BRO WHAT THEY ARE FUCKING SPYING

[slate mango]

Holy shit, a fellow steam mobile user

[high frigate]

I’m using Steam mobile, just on my iPad.

[oak creek]

noob

[karmic prawn]

Hi king king

[shrewd jacinth]

LOL

[oak creek]

ive got the fuckin weirdest top 3 as far as genre spread goes

[harsh matrix]

When are we getting .45ACP Chris vector

[oak creek]

why do you think it isnt .45?

[novel loom]

hmm

[harsh matrix]

It has 32 rounds

And it has the osprey suppressor

[uneven crag]

Guys I did a thing.

[oak creek]

also the concept of calibre doesnt really exist in the game anyway

[oak creek]

"is it live, or is it safe?? I CANNOT TELL"

[harsh matrix]

I just want my .45acp Chris vector

[oak creek]

just use the drum so you have no clue what the calibre really is

[harsh matrix]

The drum magazine is obviously 9 mm cuz it's capacity

In the same damage

[uneven crag]

Technically just a hunk of aluminum. So only dangerous is you hit someone with it.

[oak creek]

i was giving you an out. you didnt take the out. this is on you now

hashtag shiftingblametosomeoneelse

[harsh matrix]

Nuh uh

I want .45ACP

The benefits of ACP would be so amazing to take advantage of in the Chris vector

I wouldn't even mind if they did the 12 round version

Cuz I feel like that would probably balance it out anyways

.sig rounds would also be kind of cool

[oak creek]

go on

the vector got its current stats specifically because it was already rather overwhelming

[harsh matrix]

Well I mean making the magazine it's original size would make it smaller so therefore faster and since it has a lower round count it would balance it because that way you couldn't spray people across the map

For it's original size of magazine it would fit 10 rounds of ACP

Which is a perfect size to take out one or two maybe three people in a row but you couldn't spray people across the map with it

And it would probably still keep it slow damage at range anyways so you couldn't even kill someone with all the round hitting

[oak creek]

since i know nothing about the vector, would it keep its RoF at .45?

[harsh matrix]

It would keep its 1200 RPM

I don't know what ROF stands for

What I do know is that the Kris vector and it's 9 mm conversion does drop down to 900 RPM

[oak creek]

Rate of Fire, so yes the RPM

and i dont personally think a 10rnd mag at 1200rpm would fit well in the meta

[harsh matrix]

No play would be fun

It could be just a conversion to change over the magazine It could very fast reloading round It could also increase your mobility

It'd be something interesting and fun to play with and not you know meta or it could be meta if you use it correctly it's just depending on the skill level of the person

[oak creek]

there are already plenty of fun non-meta weapons that dont have you reloading every 10 rounds

[harsh matrix]

It doesn't have to be 10 rounds It could be its full 17 rounds with the extended mag which is what the 9 mm uses for its 32 rounds

I just thought about it because it would make it balance and would follow it's real life counterpart

[oak creek]

i think the vector is already balanced right now

[harsh matrix]

I'm balancing for the ACP conversion because it would clearly do more damage in close range

[oak creek]

more damage at 1200RPM would be unbalanced

thats part of why the vector got nerfed to its current state in the first place

[harsh matrix]

Will the ACP conversion also increase its recoil

[oak creek]

you tell me

this is your idea

[harsh matrix]

It would make the Chris vector more close range and less mid-range

It would make it a more extreme close range weapon only

I love phantom forces Chris vector because of how it plays

It's extreme close range limitation because it's high fire rate and lower magazine count

[oak creek]

PF is also a very different game

[harsh matrix]

And lower damage range

[harsh matrix]

Ik....

[oak creek]

because the maps are significantly smaller

[harsh matrix]

Not all the maps

There's a couple of big ones

[oak creek]

?

[harsh matrix]

Just like in battle bit there's a bunch of points and stuff where it's pretty close combat because of all the buildings

[oak creek]

yeah and those "couple big ones" are only comparable in size to BBRs few smaller maps

the average map size for BBR is significantly larger than the average map size in PF

[harsh matrix]

The game battle bit overall is yes a way bigger maps but where the action starts on packing is usually in these focus groups of small quarters combat because of buildings

You'd also lower player armor damage for it

So it would be more effective against people who don't wear armor

Which would fit the round quite well since it's a big heavy round that doesn't penetrate armor very well

I just want .45ACP, because it's what it was designed to shoot, idk

I just wish there was like more variety in the game

Maybe more secondaries or something

Idk

[oak creek]

hate to break it to you, but there is currently no system for doing different amounts of damage to player armour

[harsh matrix]

I thought there was

I might be lying to myself or something I don't know

[oak creek]

the damage you see on the stat screen is the damage you get, armour or not

[harsh matrix]

I mean they already have a system for vehicles I don't think it would be too difficult to do for armor since he already updated the hitboxes for them anyways

[oak creek]

there are values for how much the gun does to vehicles (armour)

[harsh matrix]

Though that would mean they happen the whole entire another level of balancing to the game though which is a problem

[oak creek]

but those are not the values for how much the gun damages player armour

[harsh matrix]

Oh well

[harsh matrix]

Yea...

There's a ton of depth they could have had to the game I don't know if they're going to update it at any point or anything like that but there's a lot of things that could be done to make it a bit more interesting or a bit more priority to the gun selection or options for the guns

But it is what it is for now

Have you seen anything about updates or what anyone know about anything that's going on about the games development

I'm just curious

I haven't seen much on the steam page

[terse sandal]

pick your poison

[winter surge]

#off-topic message

[harsh matrix]

Thx

Updating cosmetics and stuff is interesting

I wonder how the gold going to come out

I'm just going to pray that the next update after this one's going to be for weapons like conversions and more secondaries

[harsh matrix]

I like 2-3 not 1

[terse sandal]

complete oposite for me

[harsh matrix]

The boat aggravating and I always lost under the hill

[terse sandal]

multu is complete ass, zalfi is a little bearable

[harsh matrix]

I like Urban maps that's probably why

[terse sandal]

On basra I just snipe from the shore

[harsh matrix]

[vast mason]

i lowkey miss old mount basra

[harsh matrix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/486250928761208863/1291536529432252457/in_iraq.gif

[terse sandal]

what

[harsh matrix]

If you get killed my rocket launch from across the map Just know it's me

And you deserve it

[terse sandal]

nuh uh

[harsh matrix]

Yea

I am pulling out the rangefinder and the scope version of RPG

Your victim number one

[rotund frost]

It's getting better.

[terse sandal]

💀

[harsh matrix]

You can play games on that

That's still 44 ping

[rotund frost]

Yes after installing them for a year.

[harsh matrix]

I don't know Go to McDonald's or something and download it

Around 50 to 70 megabits down

[harsh matrix]

You also have set to megabyte per second

[rotund frost]

Is there a difference between mbps and mb/s

[harsh matrix]

Yes

[vast mason]

there is supposed to be yes

[harsh matrix]

Megabits per second is what your internet provider uses to show how fast the internet it is because bigger number sells better

[vast mason]

mega bit vs mega byte

[harsh matrix]

YEAAA

[rotund frost]

What the hell

[vast mason]

yea one mb/s is 1.25 kpps

[harsh matrix]

Does that the center one is what your internet @rotund frost provider advertises the internet speeds at

The first one is what you're testing your internet speeds with

It's going to look slower because number not big

[rotund frost]

Well what the fuck

I've been complaining for nothing

[harsh matrix]

You got about 2 megabytes per second

[harsh matrix]

Yeaaaa

And your pings lower now

Lol

[rotund frost]

Middle of the woods btw, literally.

[vast mason]

isp is a fickle bitch

[harsh matrix]

What do you got starlink

[rotund frost]

I wish

:(

[harsh matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/helluva-boss-crimson-helluva-boss-crimson-crim-gif-9928521843592794994

[vast mason]

starlink has better upstream

[harsh matrix]

And download

[rotund frost]

I feel dumb now

Imma go be embarrassed elsewhere

[harsh matrix]

It's fine I also didn't know this until like I was 16

And I worked on computer since I was 14

[vast mason]

its pretty dumb, and intentionally bad to make it easier to scam people tbh

[harsh matrix]

Yeah

I pay $80 for 300 down and 25 up

And I still got a data limit of 1.2 TB

[vast mason]

gg

[harsh matrix]

Because I refuse to use xfinity's Wi-Fi router and pay for it

Because I made my own router that isn't stupid and has annoying f***** up UI

I had to make my own router out of necessity because their s***** software wouldn't work

And so I returned the router but since I returned the router it means I don't get unlimited bandwidth

[terse sandal]

got this so far

[novel loom]

ew

[rotund frost]

I am no longer embarrassed after seeing that

[harsh matrix]

With enough luck

[rotund frost]

:)

[terse sandal]

only skill

tho its not that much honestly

[harsh matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shock-gasp-what-da-hell-open-mouth-gif-10085839188243199944

[icy mountain]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-emoji-rage-gif-17640294432761192580

[amber citrus]

update???

[harsh matrix]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Hb-w7qpWNsE?si=MBsAknclBFjp1Mh2

Big game balancing be like

[shrewd jacinth]

i srsly didn't expect this lmao

[gusty mountain]

Your max rank lol. Doesnt seem like a hundred kills would be that impressive by then

[shrewd jacinth]

ngl i struggled a lot to get 100 kills game tbh so there's that, i also get shotted randomly a lot. my playstyle is just basically mindless run and gun.

[gusty mountain]

How many hours u have anyways? I'm prestige 3 level like 180 and I have over 270 hours in matches

[slate mango]

I mean it isnt even hard anymore to reach p10 with bugged challenges

[shrewd jacinth]

...i just hit 900 today LOL

[gusty mountain]

Jesus Christ man. People treating this game like it's their 9 to 5 XD

[slate mango]

Im close to 800 im finishing up with p9 myself

[shrewd jacinth]

it's still a very fun game eventhough it's dying

[slate mango]

Then p10 grind

The final frontier for me

[dreamy notch]

620, just hit P8 and level 50

[karmic prawn]

Hi jissa

[dreamy notch]

Hi I am also awake due to reasons outside my control and I am pissed

[rotund frost]

Hi jleh

[karmic prawn]

700 ish hours, halfway through p9... you're a SLOWPOKE plapma

[karmic prawn]

How do, jissa

[karmic prawn]

P8....

[rotund frost]

at grandma's, bad internet

[slate mango]

I barely touched BBR during the summer dawg i got rusty

[karmic prawn]

Damn grandma and her damnable internet

[karmic prawn]

I was never good to begin with, you have no excuse

[dreamy notch]

I stopped at P5 for the 400-550 hour count.

[rotund frost]

kill me

[karmic prawn]

HOLY SHIT DOOR KICKERS

Do you have action squad??

[rotund frost]

currently i have nothing

[karmic prawn]

Boruh

[rotund frost]

not even the game installed

had to google what you were talking about

, no

[karmic prawn]

Aw man

I don't have door kickers 2, but I have action squad

[rotund frost]

looks neat

and in sale

imma steal it