off-topic

[opal igloo]

Full tower?

[hoary cave]

this is music shitbox

[opal igloo]

Oh

Lol

[placid tusk]

- mom can we have jukebox at home?
- we have jukebox at home

jukebox in question:

[proper cypress]

Oklahoma mantis friend

[karmic prawn]

name him Mister Squibbles

[proper cypress]

hes been hanging out for about a week i just might name him

[karmic prawn]

do it

[hoary cave]

A fly with glowing eyes

[slate mango]

New deep rock galactic enemy leak

[winter surge]

I'm sorry for your retinal experience.

[raven dove]

It hurts my eyes

[solar heath]

Phone brightness is all the way down

[raven dove]

doesn’t affect ss

[solar heath]

Full brightness is like flashlight

Lol

[raven dove]

Lmao

[novel loom]

Dear god

[raven dove]

mines halfway

[solar heath]

Nother funny thing

[raven dove]

[solar heath]

Azerty

[raven dove]

yuck!!! Europeans

[winter surge]

@slate mango

[rancid latch]

the flashlight function for apple watch is just a bright white screen

[solar heath]

Yep haha

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/qg3ICBuzM_o?si=HWUDPA0qQDng0ZVY

[thick dawn]

Real ones pick Lucian

[ashen jasper]

Draven is banned so you should dodge that one

[naive scaffold]

try and guess how much mastery score i have on draven

[ashen jasper]

2M

[naive scaffold]

kinda close, its like 1.7 mil

[ashen jasper]

knew it

[naive scaffold]

0 bans

positive draven player

[ashen jasper]

YYOOOO

no way

I have so many chat bans from draven lmao

[naive scaffold]

i just dont talk

[ashen jasper]

that was not possible for young me

[naive scaffold]

s7-8 was peak draven for me

now ive retired the champ

[ashen jasper]

I quit league after like S9 yeah

same thing

had 56% wr tho in S9

on it

[naive scaffold]

my s9 draven

[ashen jasper]

beautiful

after that the meta was just not it

[naive scaffold]

i just got too washed on the champ

[chrome sentinel]

Oh... F for that

[last granite]

meow

[dapper dew]

me when im trying to make a fourm asking for tips on recoil and being met with this

[cobalt cliff]

@wheat brook You have been WARNED in BattleBit Remastered Official
You violated rule 1 - We want this community to be a safe & welcoming place to hang out and use. Please remain respectful to other server members at all times. https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/1210334502321258496/1281869114264256619/image.png?ex=66dd4924&is=66dbf7a4&hm=b406a62ed89b25432349d7b7fd053c6e1f0a28d2bb6ed6541f6e47442963c2af&
A screenshot, if included, shows the rule violation.

[cyan wedge]

Why is this in offtopic

🔥

[wheat brook]

🔥

Hawk tuah

[rigid flint]

Rule 6 violation

[slate mango]

Ban battlebot

[shrewd jacinth]

now that's another

[runic grove]

I can't do that, he has no defence, he cannot speak for himself

[slate mango]

We all know his ass is sentient

He can defend himself just fine

[karmic prawn]

Bau*

[last granite]

k bau

[karmic prawn]

[opaque ingot]

@winged igloo

[last granite]

[karmic prawn]

[last granite]

[hoary cave]

#community-bbr-media message

[karmic prawn]

[last granite]

[karmic prawn]

MogoJanFæst

[loud prawn]

Daily reminder that the update is a psyop

[loud prawn]

Real

[last granite]

https://tenor.com/view/bau-bau-merrow-virtualmerrow-fuwamoco-fuwawa-gif-10720476399213933291

[karmic prawn]

I love this gif

[last granite]

Best part of their mv

So cute

[karmic prawn]

Fwmc is the bæst

[last granite]

Most powerful dogs in HoloEN

[karmic prawn]

Cutest dogs too

They got that dawg in em

[high frigate]

spouse is now running about the house saying Bau Bau!. plz stop.

[dreamy notch]

baubaubaubaubau

[karmic prawn]

Another has been converted

[high frigate]

she was already a weeb.

[karmic prawn]

Mwah bau

[karmic prawn]

So she's a chapter ancient

[high frigate]

I am not a weeb. I have no idea waht you’re on about.

[karmic prawn]

Shmomo, you are a shweeb

Shadmit it

[high frigate]

OK GUGALU

[opal igloo]

50 yo man that saw the birth of anime and was the first anime fan in the world

[thick dawn]

fkn tool fans

[high frigate]

I am 50 yr old man. It was awful.

[karmic prawn]

Walking dinosaur

It's an honour to meet an actor from the jurassic park series of films

[high frigate]

wait until you meet shmom.

[last granite]

shmeeb is real

[karmic prawn]

I'd love to meet your shmom

Is she shingle?

[kind sun]

I want to eat squid tempura. and there are no shop that sell it near me 😦

I have to cook it again

[high frigate]

In case you thought I was kidding about shmom

[tired flume]

💀

shmom plate

[high frigate]

did you think I was fucking about?

I have been shmoo since 1996

[simple prairie]

So… shmoocon is all you?

[high frigate]

lol. no. shmoocon is a HUGE effort by literally hundreds of volunteers and staff. it is named after me, yes. I am a foundation member, yes… but I’m nowhere near like, the reason.

[simple prairie]

Lol. “It is named after me”

That’s cool.

I wasn’t stalking, I stumbled onto the shmoocon group on your steam profile. I’m like, huh. Google shmoocon. And the logo lined up with your profile pic

[high frigate]

yah.

[simple prairie]

Check your discord messages old hacker

[high frigate]

OLD!

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-my-prime-funny-ironic-age-old-gif-11480659

[opaque fog]

shmoo...con? There's a whole convention based around our lord and savior shmoo?

such is life in the zone, I guess

[winter surge]

That's cool as fuck dude

[karmic prawn]

is shmom shingle?

[heavy spade]

Shingle and ready to shmingle

[naive scaffold]

battlebot this is 🔥

[winter surge]

@naive scaffold eh

[high frigate]

She’s single last I heard. Comes with two cats and huge fucking RV tho.

Her children are pretty awful too

[heavy spade]

😍

All that AND I get stepchildren I can abuse???

Count me in

[high frigate]

shoot your shot, bud

[heavy spade]

First I need to learn Linux and also overcome my crippling cat allergy

[high frigate]

Unclear why Linux is ever necessary.

[heavy spade]

I must impress the son

[high frigate]

That would definitely not work.

Linux is for autists

[heavy spade]

What if I become violently ill at the mere mention of Linux

Would that work?

[high frigate]

that just tells me your mind still works.

[heavy spade]

Noted

[tawdry steppe]

[karmic prawn]

@tawdry steppe

[opaque ingot]

the autistic alternate reality lore

[opaque ingot]

Step 1: use the fucking operating system

[heavy spade]

No thank you I would rather retain the ability to talk to women.

[opaque ingot]

Huh? You think an operating system determines whether you have social ineptitude or not? What a joke

he uses linux

[opaque ingot]

And I have a sex life

bob doesn't believe that

[opaque ingot]

That's their problem, not mine.

[high frigate]

lie to yourself, not us.

I’ve known too many linux users to be fooled by this.

what’s next… crypto?

[heavy spade]

No, I’m clearly making a flippant remark in response to your unfriendly initial comment. This is likely a social cue you would have picked up on if you weren’t a Linux user.

[high frigate]

Please don’t taunt the autists. They’re already using Linux, ffs.

Prolly still trying to figure out how to mount LUKS and get their LVM online.

[heavy spade]

I’ll be polite in case I ever need help recombobulating my kernel or whatever

[opaque ingot]

Alright then let's go with a popular linux youtuber, Someordinarygamers. He not only has a sex life but he owns a company and has a wife. It doesn't matter if you believe me or not m8 as I'm happy either way.

[high frigate]

Unclear what you think you’re illustrating, but I don’t think it’s the point you hope.

[tired flume]

its very obvious that any non-windows or mac os means that its a femboy

[high frigate]

If it’s “Other Dude Has Life That Isn’t Me”, then carry on.

[opaque ingot]

@winged igloo twice in one day? Lucky.

[tired flume]

the fuck did i just watch

[high frigate]

You chose to click.

[novel loom]

i love project zomboid cant wait for next update

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/KqRg2z2yqu0?si=E5kVOII2nYWuUkXO

https://youtu.be/-VXCVv6_uRk?si=JDKmveGOApuZBgwE

Heads up any bleach fans

[fallen flame]

https://tenor.com/view/susan-woodings-susan-woodings-the-walten-files-twf-gif-24185478

[narrow dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ghostface-running-horror-scream-scary-gif-1104972617705353601

[fallen flame]

https://tenor.com/view/it-could-be-today-grandma-messi-ohne-ohnepixel-mydrilla-gif-11410354323425984183

[narrow dune]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-cat-gif-555799605331270828

https://youtu.be/CvoyyDrb5pI?si=peHbmxiYlElTsehm

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/bVfwD03Og6Q?si=PX_UKYt8LZ6WWQz0

[karmic prawn]

Draw 3 baubaus from the fridge

[last granite]

baubaubaubaubaubau

more like pot of pero

bau bau drinks have 9% alchohol beer with blueberry and strawberry favor

sounds like a new merch coming

[karmic prawn]

Fuwawhiskey and mocomilk

[last granite]

mococider

[karmic prawn]

Mococaine

[opaque ingot]

every beer that comes out of the fridge goes inside of

[last granite]

[last granite]

Cold one out, new warm one in

how generous

[shrewd jacinth]

and there's another lol, this time on namak

[candid pecan]

frugis last night on eu server, 68 death tho

200 ping gaming

[rocky basalt]

nice bug

[flint anvil]

lore reason is the medic gave too much morphine to revive you and your eyelids are too heavy to open

[lethal garden]

How many reports during this game😂

[opaque ingot]

r/bbr

[candid pecan]

6

I do also got 68 death tho so not that much

[hoary cave]

our elephant

[high frigate]

OK GUGALU

[opaque fog]

just got off playing a round of metro

[high frigate]

pretty sure I own this and have never played it.

[rocky basalt]

are they going to add more camo to the supporter pack

[tired flume]

kitty :3

[winged igloo]

:3

[karmic prawn]

Mia :)

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/LSPV30fYPGM?si=sMeROOGrnlCHKR9r

[karmic prawn]

Blank >:(

[tired flume]

hi bleh

[opaque ingot]

@winged igloo

[tired flume]

💀

[jaunty field]

No Russian ...

[thick dawn]

?

That's battlefield you dingus

[jaunty field]

chill, it was a joke cus it looks a bit similar, LMG in a terminal, bodies all over

obvi its BF, CoD could never do something so epic

[opaque ingot]

Fuck you @main storm

[jaunty field]

wrong @ ?

[opaque ingot]

No

[velvet pilot]

can anyone advice me, where did cretins bind distance setting or whatever this useless shit is? how do i roll mouse will but insted of choosing weapon i only roll dumb meters while there's no keyboard binding for this???

oh i fuckin see. it's holding alt, while i don't do it

[slate mango]

I dont see the problem here at all

The bullet goes where it was pointed at

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/frank-frank-reynolds-gonna-get-real-weird-with-it-going-to-get-real-weird-with-it-get-real-weird-with-it-gif-17570195216246969259

[opaque ingot]

Goes exactly where you aimed.. It's called recoil

[opaque ingot]

He's trippin

This is why you don't drink redbull, Does not give wings, It gives obessions

[jaunty field]

first shot? good. second shot? notably high. third etc. was back on

to me that points to a fundamental flaw in the game design. 🤷‍♂️

maybe im nitpicking it too much

[bleak fulcrum]

Recoil is a random amount, you are not getting that exact 1.5 vertical every time you shoot

[thick dawn]

:D

[thick dawn]

I'd say this is a skill issue

[hollow sun]

Is this the back of one of the pistols? Also 😄

Is that the glock? Oh fuck I might play this game too much.

[jaunty field]

Some of y'all really don't understand how guns work and frankly that tracks given the current US political climate on the topic. 🥲

[winter surge]

Its a video game

[raven dove]

Glock

[high frigate]

how so?

[pulsar island]

The game has damage rise over distance for sniper rifles.

Bullets come out of the optic when ADS

There’s no jamming

The guns don’t need maintenance

The skorpion has like 5x the recoil of a FAL

will you address those next?

[high frigate]

staaaaaahp. You’ll kill him with logic.

[pulsar island]

will he address the fact it is a game, an arcadey one at that

[flint anvil]

Alright I've watched this a bunch of times. I haven't followed the whole convo but I see what you're saying. The second shot definitely fires higher than what you'd expect given where you were aiming. It's almost like there is recoil happening "before" the shot is fired that is causing it to go off target.

I'm guessing it's the "first shot kick" mechanic in action. The gun is in some extra recoil animation that causes the additional inaccuracy on the second shot.

[slate mango]

The first shot kick is pretty much always applied to semi auto weapons

You can spam it all you want it will always be there on just about everything semi

[slate mango]

Dont mention the magazines to him

Or the many other innaccuracies

[pulsar island]

7.62x51mm mini guns take seconds to kill people

25mm auto cannons not one shotting people

optics magically zeroing themselves for ranges

with perfect accuracy

so many bugs.

fundamental flaws in the game design

[slate mango]

I'll just say this, some of the stuff he pointed out does seem very nitpicky

I could probably point to a few other games where similar issues arise

[pulsar island]

all red dot no laser makes BBR a dull game

bullet follows barrel unADS

laser follows barrel

optic crosshairs center of screen when ADS

bullet goes out of crosshairs

or something

[slate mango]

Yeah yeah

[pulsar island]

being able to headshot people it not one tapping them

larger armor being more protective

throwing C4 around left right & center

.50 cal doing basically no damag

[flint anvil]

I just tested this on regular timescale (and slowed the recording down to confirm) and did not seem to have the same issue.

[slate mango]

Maybe goofy shit happens when the time scale is changed

[slate mango]

Rsh 12 and deagle dealing more vehicle damage per bullet than pretty much every other gun

[high frigate]

Many of these things are game Balance related, e.g. roughly equivocating weapons damage, fire rate, etc… when there are clearly superior weapons in real life. Others are Play Mechanics, such as that you shoot bullets from your eyes when ADS, and from the barrel when hip firing.

In both cases, things can and probably will be changed over time. We’re seeing that coming with armor changes as an example.

[flint anvil]

Yah bullets don't always go where you'd expect with timescale .1 and I can't recreate the inaccuracy at regular speed no matter what I tried. If I had to speculate, laser is meant for hipfire as it seems to be accurate when hip fired but when ADS it's not relevant.

[slate mango]

Yeah, like it was said, laser for hipfire and scope when ads

[heavy spade]

Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because game was already dead.

[narrow dune]

https://www.youtube.com/live/X24BzyzQQ-8?si=A7hoar88sTPKWviy

HEADS UP

[opaque ingot]

wait

[tired flume]

Real

[wet chasm]

bro, this not bug channel

[full magnet]

Found in my cereal this morning😋

[opaque ingot]

delicious

[granite valve]

Dude needs to take a shower

🚿

[opaque ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/986442271702548534/1026583321385381968/image0-1.gif

[tacit locust]

wtf. How’re these getting millions of views

[last granite]

Typically internet love drama

[tacit locust]

Yup

[loud prawn]

@sleek kraken literally this but M200 vs Rem700

[sleek kraken]

I feel this in my bones

(ignore sound)

[loud prawn]

I like my Famas

[odd oasis]

OH WAIT

I FORGOT

I can sell some extra cards from DRG I have

to buy last card I need for the last level of the badge

[slate mango]

Neat

[odd oasis]

bruh

it's called

"Legendary Gold Digger"

now I need to get foil cards to get ultimate miner badge

[slate mango]

Planning on getting a good badge for hotline miami

So im selling practically everything i humanly can

[solar heath]

M4 best gun

[cyan wedge]

[rocky basalt]

the echo would be my favourite

but its held back by being a 3.5 x

i snipe with medium range optics

[wintry orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/904059795047317624/1282994494526197760/image.png?ex=66e1613c&is=66e00fbc&hm=34fa77b7ff6e466d48f01a3b509165ac1d136a8a60f493c35e775d1d388c9e08&

[boreal gust]

we reached concord release playerbase, oki is going to shut down bbr fr fr

[sleek kraken]

Ruined drone messed up my double kill ;_;

[bleak fulcrum]

Its Okiover

[wintry orbit]

below 500 soon?

[bleak fulcrum]

by the end of the week if we are lucky, if we are unlucky in like 2 days

Also watch the hour rather than on the spot player count

807 yesterday
754 today

[wintry orbit]

it was like 10 am my time

we are getting close to below 2k peak as wekk

well

[bleak fulcrum]

Monday peak 2107

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/LDQIPXcVgYU?si=GbjoPMWKtODFhzMK

[wispy swan]

Shurly updoot will save us all

And I will stop getting black screen of 5 seconds every game

[high frigate]

stop slapping respawn

[prisma ravine]

Only low maid skin and low poly boobs can save the game now

[winter surge]

@slate mango This. This is what a players collision in battlebit looks like

[slate mango]

Of course it would cause problens

It aint a box at least

[high frigate]

show flying capsules

[opaque ingot]

You know what? Fuck you. rewrites the lyrics
@winged igloo

[chrome sentinel]

Whatahell!?

[slate mango]

Whats that supposed to represent

[chrome sentinel]

That I can't play with Epic games that I have installed... but whats happening with M365 and PSN services?

[slate mango]

It still doesnt explain what the thing you said is exactly

I am confused

[chrome sentinel]

I see random things here, I just wanted to tell this despite almost no one cares

I can't play GTA V due to this... I have to buy it on steam in the furture!

[slate mango]

Rip

[chrome sentinel]

[tired flume]

i am not typing shit bruh

[opaque ingot]

Hahahaha

[opaque ingot]

Dope

haha i have to take a cheater test if you score over 100 wpm

[odd oasis]

same

[opaque ingot]

I was not prepared for the wavy writing lmfao

[pulsar island]

is that a door right behind it

[misty beacon]

yeah

goes under the stairs

[pulsar island]

oh my god is that a

[winter surge]

[pulsar island]

a flight sim joystick

[misty beacon]

yeh

computers not good enought to run much other than aces high

[pulsar island]

have you heard of our lord and savior digital combat simulator?

[slate mango]

You not gonna ask about the frag nade, a rifle bullet and a very large casing on there?

[misty beacon]

belive me i wish

[pulsar island]

no. it’s mother fucking America 🇱🇷

USA USA USA

[misty beacon]

40mm bofors off of a spooky

[slate mango]

Presumably

[misty beacon]

and yeah MURICA

[pulsar island]

isn’t that the AC-130U?

[misty beacon]

the the gunship

why

[pulsar island]

yeah

[slate mango]

Howd you get that

[pulsar island]

he took it

[misty beacon]

my dad had it lying around and said i could keep it idk where he got it

[pulsar island]

look at this losers cable management

[misty beacon]

actually thats where most of that omes from

[pulsar island]

mines definitely better

[high frigate]

I sorta love the keyboard cap font

[pulsar island]

even the bottle of Tabasco?

[slate mango]

I see

[high frigate]

RGB not my thing, but the font is dope

[pulsar island]

The keys look tasty.

I don’t know how to explain it

the texture of the plastic

like Oreos

[misty beacon]

no i bought that

[pulsar island]

RGB increases performance though

[slate mango]

RGB is like engravings on a gun

[misty beacon]

LOL

[high frigate]

Does it? I have a mouse with a light… but the headlamp keeps falling its lil head.

[misty beacon]

MGS3?

[slate mango]

They provide no tactical advantage whatforever

[misty beacon]

yup mgs3

[pulsar island]

My keyboards RGB and it makes me type twice as fast

[misty beacon]

as fast as goofy?

[high frigate]

typing? like from the terlet?

[pulsar island]

no the Chinese city

[high frigate]

the thing where the drunk yokels push over the cow???

[winter surge]

What cable management

[pulsar island]

jesus thats low quality

i also forgot to take a picture off the ducks

[winter surge]

Oh yeah comparatively I do have good cable management

[pulsar island]

theres so many cables

im drownninng in electricity

[winter surge]

just dont have them

[slate mango]

The penultimate desk pad you got

[pulsar island]

hell yeah

[pulsar island]

but but

vr

fflight sim controls

i gotta

(even though the stuff on top of the desk is unrelated)

[misty beacon]

ooh so do have one of those crazy flightsim set ups

[pulsar island]

not crazy but one of them

if you want crazy i can direct you to some resources demonnstratingn crazy

[misty beacon]

i mean i got a joystick and a throttle with a dozen buttons betweem em so crazy to me isnt much

[pulsar island]

prepare to have your world flipped upside down

[misty beacon]

lol

[pulsar island]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhaZlcUYcm4

australian man with this

[misty beacon]

ohh this is like thos world of tank guys

[high frigate]

what the fuck is a WAR THOG??

[misty beacon]

yeah if i were to get a setup like that id just join the airforce

[winter surge]

Simply, remove the cables

[pulsar island]

i think i got the coolest mousepad of all

i can play hotwheels & game at the same time

[slate mango]

I am greatly inclined to agree

[winter surge]

[slate mango]

His desk pad is immaculate

The absolute peak

[pulsar island]

world of tannks isnnt a fully fledged simulator

[pulsar island]

airforce uses (air national guard) DCS anyways

[pulsar island]

tad bit dirty but still the mousepad

[misty beacon]

yeah if i had to fly id go army aviation

[pulsar island]

10 year contract

[misty beacon]

try to get in a chopper

already planing on one

[pulsar island]

they want them pilots tthough right now

[misty beacon]

not pilot though

[pulsar island]

inncredulous

what aircraft would you choose if you were going to though

well prefer

[misty beacon]

ideally something carrier based from 1944

but thats not gonna happen

perhabs an sbd-3

[pulsar island]

what about 1941

[misty beacon]

hahahahaahahahaha

[pulsar island]

you could have the F-14A, the F-8U, H-53

[misty beacon]

the early war japanese pilots are scary

we talking 60s70s the cobra

[pulsar island]

not when you have a modern (then) carrier going back

[misty beacon]

hands down best chopper ever

[pulsar island]

which variatn

[misty beacon]

idk

id just want to fly one of them

modern day maybe the raptor

[pulsar island]

why not the good ol f-16c block 50

[misty beacon]

but then again those were jsut the planes i was exposed to the most

[pulsar island]

have you been exposed to the wonders of the spined f-16s

[misty beacon]

nah

The base i used to live on was a Raptor base

[pulsar island]

look at this fat piece of shit

i take that back its beautiful

[misty beacon]

is that turkish?

[pulsar island]

israeli

[misty beacon]

ah okay'

[pulsar island]

turkey uses normal vipers

[misty beacon]

the crescent on the tail threw me off

[pulsar island]

greece also uses the uh fat onnes

[pulsar island]

turkey uses red & different paint scheme

this is a much better image

[misty beacon]

yeah thats a nice plane

[pulsar island]

amazing plane

now this is where i get conntroversial and may get unrelated people talking

the f-18 looks like shit

performs like shit

fuck the f-18

and uh a-10 good

surely that'll cause some chat

[misty beacon]

i think my favorit all time aircraft is the b-17G

idk why but it always has been

[pulsar island]

all the ww2 aircraft are tiny compared to modern ones

[misty beacon]

okay ill contest this I actually like the f/a 18

visually

[pulsar island]

the b-17g looks like this huge powerful aircraft until its put side to side with another modern arircaft

[misty beacon]

idk much about its performance

[pulsar island]

exactly why i hate the f-18

f/a-18 is just so congress is like "oh my holy fuck balls its f/a, money now!"

[pulsar island]

it looks like a guilty lookin dog

[misty beacon]

ill be back soon if youd like to continue the convosation i gtg

[misty beacon]

also agree to diagree?

[pulsar island]

it looks like a peacock trying to spread out its wings

[pulsar island]

hornet has some good angles

[misty beacon]

i just like the classic jet asthetic it has

its kinda like the m60

[opaque fog]

the fucking playmat mousepad holy fuck

didn't know you were based like that

too bad you're one of those tenkeyless nerds rip

[rigid flint]

Is this f18?

Nvm

[karmic prawn]

you're f 18?

[carmine blade]

Finger eleven as an opener for creed and daughtry goes hard asf

[gusty mountain]

I sense someone who hasn't watched the blue angles demo.

I took this pic

[pulsar island]

painting it blue ainnt making it look better

[misty beacon]

I think i saw those guys at a airshow once

[carmine blade]

The f14 is superior

[pulsar island]

how so

[gusty mountain]

in any color its one of the most beautiful fighters ever produced.

ima just spam plane pictures ive taken now

that f16 in that nasa livery or whatever it is just looks incredible

a f15 landing

these puny little jets pale in comparison to the mighty areolite 103 though

more of the greatest areobatics team to ever grace the skies.

or i should probably say formation team but who cares

warthog to help with engagement

[carmine blade]

Isnt its dogfight record 104-0

[gusty mountain]

i think your thinking of the f15 lol

[pulsar island]

????

[carmine blade]

Oh derp i was one number off

Im half drunk at a creed concert excuse me

[gusty mountain]

my favorite picture ive ever taken

f 16 ass shot

see theres even an a 10 in the background

[pulsar island]

no aircraft has a 104-0 dogfight record

[pulsar island]

not really

it kinda looks stupid

[quick locust]

https://tenor.com/view/parks-and-rec-ron-swanson-love-it-nick-offerman-love-gif-17770252

[gusty mountain]

why did some of my airplanes get deleted

[quick locust]

Wasn’t me

[gusty mountain]

oh nvm

[gusty mountain]

the f 15 has a 104-0 "combat" record

104 air to air kills and never been downed

heres a picture that i did not take

thats an f 15 thats had its entire wing blown off

its just flying on that fat flat fuselage

[tired flume]

please remove planes from the current build

[pulsar island]

kinda

no A-A combat losses in US service

[gusty mountain]

any plane that can make it back looking like this has my love

[pulsar island]

its the exact same aricraft 4 times

[gusty mountain]

yep

different agles

agles

[pulsar island]

f-14 had a similar incnident

[gusty mountain]

lol

angles

[pulsar island]

2&4 are the same basically the same

but still nnot really impressive

[gusty mountain]

bruh.

sneeze at an f22 or f35 wrong and they fall outa da sky

[pulsar island]

what

[gusty mountain]

do u keep up with aviation much? like whats your level of intrest?

[pulsar island]

if its wing was sliced clean off it could fly fine

[gusty mountain]

no.

[pulsar island]

what do you mean no

[gusty mountain]

airplanes need both of their wings

[pulsar island]

ok so by fine i mean it can fly

[gusty mountain]

i mean this one managed it.

[pulsar island]

hence my statement?

[gusty mountain]

but u cant just take the wing off of any ol plane and expect it not to fall out of the sky

[pulsar island]

and modern US fighters designed to produce lift with their fuselages are ol planes?

[gusty mountain]

if you took the wing off of an f35 it would instantly fall out

the f22 would have a better chance but theres pretty much no way it would either

[pulsar island]

sure

[gusty mountain]

so do you know what aspect ratio is on a wing?

lower aspect ratios are more efficient at higher speeds generally speaking

any airplane that has a higher aspect ratio wing than a fighter jet wont even begin to fly missing a wing.

[pulsar island]

aspect ratio of what

[gusty mountain]

like your beloved a 10 does not have that low aspect ratio wing, its wings are quite high aspect ratio as its flight envelope is at low speeds

[pulsar island]

yes a very specific definition

[gusty mountain]

i know this mig 17 wants it

what im saying is that its incredibly impressive for an airplane to be able to safely land after loosing a wing, like the f15 isnt fly by wire either, the fact that loosing an entire wing didnt jam the controls is straight up a miracle

[pulsar island]

that specific f-15 wasnt fly by wire

[gusty mountain]

i think newer ones might be i dunno

[pulsar island]

f-22 annd f-35 im assuminng could fly without one wing if they had external fuel tanks

[pulsar island]

export to our oil friends do

annd f-15ex

[pulsar island]

and slightly less confidentn about nothing else

the israeli ones didnt

onnly the new f-15dickfarts that are beingn sent to qatar & stuff have that

whatever theyre called

also 10x better liveries than us onnes

[gusty mountain]

definitely not, i dont think external fuel tanks would change the amount of lift generated at all.

[pulsar island]

im meaning as a counterweight but yeah you're right that would be meaningless as i dont evenn need to type this you cann imagine

[gusty mountain]

and if u want a good lookin livery canada has it going on, (not my pic)

[pulsar island]

look all im gonna say is the hornet is beyond ugly

[gusty mountain]

have u ever seen one in person?

[pulsar island]

i live no where near a coastline

no i have not

seeing one in person isnt going to change it looking stupid at like half its angles

as in anything that isnt at an exact 90 degree angle to the plane or isnt from a top down perspective, it looks silly

[pulsar island]

air-air isnt dogfighting

dogfighting is air-air

[gusty mountain]

ive seen every demo team there is pretty much, watched every airshow performer worth his salt all in person. ive been to eaa airventure, twice, ive seen pretty much everything in person. calling the f18 ugly hurts my soul a bit ngl

[pulsar island]

im being whatever that words caleld about the specific definitions

[pulsar island]

i just dont like it

it just looks off

[carmine blade]

Dogfighting is air to air combat is it not

[gusty mountain]

this is the only plane ever designed that your allowed to call ugly

[pulsar island]

it looks like it has personaltiy

[pulsar island]

pedantic

[carmine blade]

Thats got guts and gusto

[pulsar island]

its a form of air to air combat

[gusty mountain]

well the f15 has never lost a dogfight

[pulsar island]

honestly i'd say that looks better than the f-18

[carmine blade]

Thank you next0

[gusty mountain]

ok now your just being obnoxious lol

[pulsar island]

it looks good from some angles but it also looks liek this

[carmine blade]

No matter what you call the combat interaction it still hasnt lost

[pulsar island]

now thats an ugly plane

universally agreed

[pulsar island]

air to air atleast

[gusty mountain]

i think thats a legacy hornet?

[carmine blade]

104-0 is just fucking straight balls of steel

[pulsar island]

yes

[carmine blade]

Ok is the concord ugly?

[pulsar island]

super hornet just makes it have huge shoulders and somehow weirder intakes (imo)

[carmine blade]

Genuine question

[gusty mountain]

do legacy hornets even count anymore 😭

[pulsar island]

in a good way

[carmine blade]

Ok just checking

[pulsar island]

i think theyre still in marine service

i mean you got this, amazing angle

[gusty mountain]

no the concord looks like that funny meme let me do it for u dog which is funny and cool

[carmine blade]

Legacy i do believe is in marine service

[pulsar island]

then you have "mom i pissed the bed"

[carmine blade]

Tooo true does it look like that dog

[gusty mountain]

bro these all are legacy hornets like cmon maaaaan

[pulsar island]

i narrowed down my image selection to legacy

[gusty mountain]

like its had a glow up u know

[pulsar island]

this looks good

[gusty mountain]

actually evil lmao

[pulsar island]

double ugly loadout

it looks good from this angle

i'll be honest i havent seen too m any super hornet images recently so i could e biased because of that

as inn like years

[gusty mountain]

the intakes on the super hornet are just beautiful

[pulsar island]

ok but then yo uhave this

it looks like something out of a 1990s alien movie

its just cause it got hornet wings

the leading edge extensions

[carmine blade]

Idk why but i adore the wing design of the nighthawk

[pulsar island]

its just an arrow

[gusty mountain]

(not my pic)

[pulsar island]

super hornet has less bad angles than legacy

[carmine blade]

I get that but i guess thats why i like it

[pulsar island]

but it has a few

super hornet i wouldn't call an ugly aircraft

but i wouldn't call it beautiful

somewhere between good & beautiful

[carmine blade]

Super hornet is the average looking guy

Its just your regular ol dude

[pulsar island]

but look at this bad boy

[gusty mountain]

i want to hate on the a10 in revenge but i cant bring myself to it lol

[pulsar island]

looks wise a-10 is meh

im talking about its modern performance in its modern day role

it just works

[carmine blade]

Its a gun that flies

Its not meant to be pretty

[pulsar island]

thats exactly what i hate about it

people always obsess about the gun

[carmine blade]

Its meant to be effective

[pulsar island]

and not its shotty mavericks or its precision guided munitions

[gusty mountain]

merely one of the most beautiful nose on views mankind has ever created

[pulsar island]

its a good aircraft for uncontested airspace

[pulsar island]

it looks like i told someone an unfunny joke and theyre staring at me deadpan

it aint ugly but it aint pretty either

[gusty mountain]

i am revoking your sense in taste

[carmine blade]

But the thing about its munitions is theyre so varied

[pulsar island]

wdym

[pulsar island]

fine

i'll turn in my taste license by the end of the day

[carmine blade]

Well there are so many types of laser guided munitions its hard to get a picture of it fully loaded that everyone likes

[gusty mountain]

ass shot of blue angles. (this totally was on purpose and not my bad tracking)

[pulsar island]

a-10 can use like, 4 i think

[carmine blade]

Oh is it 4?

[pulsar island]

paveway, ljdam, lmaverick, and sdb

of course theres the seperate paveway sizes

ljdam i think is just the 500 pounder

oh apkws too

[carmine blade]

Ye jdam is just big boom

[pulsar island]

same as the paveawys

just less accurate

[carmine blade]

Jdam is "hey pilot delete this grid"

[pulsar island]

out of something faster than a tricycle

a-10 would realisitcally likely only use paveways, no reason to give it long range standoff munitions

[carmine blade]

Or if a co goes "see that tree line? DELETE IT ALL"

[opaque ingot]

yoo that's cool you got to see em

[carmine blade]

Thats what i think of jdam when i hear it

[pulsar island]

JDAM is literally just a standard 500, 1000, 2000, whatever you fancy, pound bomb with a GPS kit attached to it

[gusty mountain]

rate the wip

[pulsar island]

super dogfighter

[gusty mountain]

with speeds reaching 28 mph truly unrivaled in the skys

[pulsar island]

heading back to ww1 aerial combat with this

[carmine blade]

Yeah so just a "fuck that area" kinda bomb

[gusty mountain]

bro, ive watched them more than i can even count, their home base is in pensacola fl, ive spent a lot of time there.

[carmine blade]

The ultimate stealth plane

[pulsar island]

same as the others though

[gusty mountain]

not terrible lol, just fly around below treetop level XD

[carmine blade]

I understand i just dont hear about the others

[pulsar island]

jdam is a "fuck you or fuck whoevers close to you" and paveway/ljdam is "fuck you"

[carmine blade]

I mainly get told by my friends who are in the airforce how they love the jdam

[pulsar island]

i heard a song about that called "jdam blues"

[carmine blade]

Paveway im told by a munitions guy who im friends with says its just a "hey you yeah you in particular EAT THIS"

[pulsar island]

in clear skies though i'd imagine they would prefer paveways, no?

[pulsar island]

its far more accurate cause it aint going off coordinates

just follows a laser

[carmine blade]

And most of the time they do in fact eat it

[pulsar island]

cheaper too

plus better tracking of moving targets, even compared to laser jdams

[carmine blade]

The better the guidance the more satisfying the boom

[pulsar island]

i mean

[carmine blade]

Idk why but if i see videos of just accurate booms i get happy

[pulsar island]

you seen that video of the bucaneer crew guiding a paveway onto an il-76?

[carmine blade]

I would like to see that now that you say that

[pulsar island]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ezy56Yr0J2E

[carmine blade]

I think i saw a video of a helicopter getting a bomb dropped into the cockpit but i dont remember where

[pulsar island]

ok a little smaller than an il-76

[pulsar island]

only a-a lgb kill

[carmine blade]

I will mark that as watch later

[pulsar island]

gbu-10, 2000 pounder paveway

dropped by an f-15e onto an iraqi mi-24 as it was starting up

it took off but the f-15e crew maintained guidance and

you can guess what happened

[pulsar island]

i like to imagine you're doing this in real time

flying a

paraglider? is it

[gusty mountain]

i took that picture at airventure, so like two months ago or something

[pulsar island]

paramotor?

[gusty mountain]

ye.

[pulsar island]

far less entertaining than imagining some dude trying to fly a paramotor and talk about planes on discord though

[gusty mountain]

the two jets r l39s

[gusty mountain]

ive joined discord calls while flying XD

unforunately cell service really sucks above around 3 thousand feet

[pulsar island]

"dude stop making plane noises its scary!"

[gusty mountain]

its 9/11 tommorow

ngl, i actually need to make a recreation for Instagram.

[carmine blade]

Calls above 3k feet just sound super staticky and not anything else

[gusty mountain]

that would get me at least 3 likes

[pulsar island]

a recreation???

woah woah woah

[carmine blade]

Im sorry

Lets not

Buddy, guy, friend, are you good?

Explain what you typed please

[gusty mountain]

will two gallons of two stroke fuel melt steel beams, today on (insert whatever)

[carmine blade]

Thats... a scary question

[pulsar island]

and the next day, next0mancer was taking inn for questioning by the CIA

[gusty mountain]

you know jato?

(stupid acronym but not getting into that one)

its Jet Assisted Take-Off

although its rocket engines not jet

the first plane to ever test that was a freaking ercoupe lmao

[pulsar island]

better than JATO is having your afterburner emit toxic gases

[pulsar island]

thanks, tupolev

[pulsar island]

yes that of all aircraft definetely needs JATO, lets strap 10 on there

[gusty mountain]

thats all folks, i go to bed now

bro why his gun beside him oki need to fix

[thick dawn]

https://youtu.be/MApTG1wapJA

No disc reader or plastic stand for 700

https://tenor.com/tjVJkuTOkln.gif

[opaque ingot]

£700 for a fucking console is crazy.

I can buy a better computer for that much

@winged igloo

[opaque ingot]

https://youtu.be/tJi0QwGlTTk?si=367N2XgBj1dye7Tc

💀

[tired flume]

Is this real 💀

[opaque ingot]

yes

[rigid flint]

I cant listen to this with a straight face 💀

[rough basin]

Humans are doomed

[high frigate]

I was physically injured by this.

broke a hip I think

[slate mango]

Damn the new CIA torture methodes are wild

[tired flume]

Dude I had to stop after they said the govt were yappaholics 😭

it’s unbearable to listen to

but holy shit respect goes to the poor soul who had to memorize what to say

[bleak fulcrum]

On skibidi

[opaque ingot]

This could be us @bleak fulcrum

[bleak fulcrum]

[quick locust]

cursed

[cyan wedge]

yes

[karmic prawn]

hi sperminal

[tired flume]

[thick dawn]

Man's built like a deep breath

[opaque fog]

I got the dogtag gamers :o

[opaque ingot]

This is directed specifically to @neon bronze

[lethal garden]

Sfw server killed?

[misty beacon]

And I thought the US government was in Trouble

Don’t get me wrong it still is but now I feel a bit better about it

[odd oasis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMewOfT0iiM sending here too because Terminal asked me to

[quick locust]

thanks booboo

[raven dove]

Banger video

[sage sentinel]

This, and an upper decky

[golden jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1283156766376464536/E38174A4-69F0-4126-9840-0B339F647A85.mov?ex=66e349dd&is=66e1f85d&hm=80d1ea284561552d8553f893f7905d5b398664c61e063759b6cb9ec7763bcad8&

[wanton dagger]

nahhh dude

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-26826812

[novel loom]

U got time to next update

[quick locust]

What the ass

[rigid flint]

https://tenor.com/view/guiillotine-gif-4574862832491529802

[pulsar island]

light work

[thorny sable]

😂

[wanton dagger]

💀

[thorny sable]

https://tenor.com/view/afcsafa-ali-safa-gif-26305925

It's 911

Everybody spam the porche 911

[wanton dagger]

no

rip for those 2977 victims

[thorny sable]

https://tenor.com/view/porsche-gif-7197655

[thorny sable]

A lot more people die on a daily basis and in other tragic events it's just that because Americans don't have the same level of care for no Americans that 911 is such a sad day.

[opaque ingot]

Dude, not happy.

[wanton dagger]

well i search about the attack and it's 2977 victims and 19 hijackers, 2996 people died that day, i'm just not counting the hijackers

[quick locust]

Do not continue this conversation here. Take it to your DM’s.

[karmic prawn]

Hi sperminal

[quick locust]

[wanton dagger]

what kind of nickname is that

[karmic prawn]

Any news on supporter pack 2 you could share?

[karmic prawn]

Terminal + sperm = sperminal

I think it's catchy

[wanton dagger]

[quick locust]

None. But I have brought it up a few times.

[karmic prawn]

What do you mean brought it up?

[wanton dagger]

it was all fake...

[karmic prawn]

Aw man

[wanton dagger]

like my father

[karmic prawn]

I was under the impression it was being worked on

[karmic prawn]

I am your father

[wanton dagger]

nuh uh

[karmic prawn]

Yeah uh

[opaque ingot]

Fym nuh uh you eat your parents

Literally

[wanton dagger]

well i can't argue that, i'm using this prp

[karmic prawn]

You weird incestuous goober

[wanton dagger]

[lethal garden]

What happened to asian sfw servers bro

[rigid flint]

Its on the verge of death

[wanton dagger]

gulp

[karmic prawn]

They became nsfw

And got banned

[bright wigeon]

Hello, for those playing on our servers in South East Asia, FYI, we are having some network related issues atm so the servers will not be reachable. Will update again shortly.

[opaque ingot]

good to know 👌 thanks topper

disable team swap when

is this the bool

[sage sentinel]

Sounds pretty on-topic to me 🤔

[dusk wedge]

can someone please explain what I did wrong

[lethal garden]

There’s no option to disable team swapping in community servers, it was confirmed by server mod in the game chat.

[opaque ingot]

unlucky

[bleak fulcrum]

Define your variables

[lethal garden]

U need 3rd variable

[lethal garden]

For example

[dusk wedge]

[thin imp]

Never forget

[bleak fulcrum]

The logic there is also amazing,

y IS x
But x IS y (value?) - 3

[opaque ingot]

or do

[dusk wedge]

WHATTTTTTTTTTTT?????

nah

like

ty btw

[bleak fulcrum]

Still hasn't defined X and Y variables

[dusk wedge]

already defined

[bleak fulcrum]

"write your code here", fucking dumb program

[dusk wedge]

guess I didn't know what the "use auxilery variable" meant

[bleak fulcrum]

So are you learning C?

Or what

[dusk wedge]

college stuff

[bleak fulcrum]

So C coding language?

[dusk wedge]

java

[bleak fulcrum]

[lapis cosmos]

Just use chat gpt

Don’t be lazy

[dusk wedge]

smith

you

are

[lapis cosmos]

Amazing

Ty

[bleak fulcrum]

[dusk wedge]

love you so much

[vocal herald]

https://tenor.com/view/orgasm-cumming-cum-make-you-cum-toothpaste-gif-16998810

[misty beacon]

please tell me thats an actual comercial

i mean the actuall event is horrible dont get me wrong but i do enjoy a good joke

[vast dune]

No more devcast, no more update 🙂

[lethal garden]

But we will still beg for update😩

[last granite]

Man, I am so lonely

[brazen aspen]

Man, I am so tired

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/xrzk0T91yd8?si=4Gy0gZnEVkJ8ZYpD

Heads up

https://youtu.be/Ba0l5QMmSH8?si=cD5idtLmKwhu2EzS

[hushed hamlet]

deadlineposting

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/jMz0jxxT2Xw?si=Es0fpvHmWzXmw6UN

[thin imp]

Nah, an edit. Wish it was a real tho

[wintry orbit]

Man I wish we had that kind of camo in bbr

[cyan wedge]

deadline jumpscare

[wintry orbit]

bruh

[slate mango]

Leak?

[wintry orbit]

nah look at the laser

[slate mango]

Ah, its not on the side rail

[ocean ingot]

why yo handle fucking sideways lmaoooo sideway ass noob

[shrewd jacinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn6Yd-j8DeE

(people in the comment section have a good point though, it might be a cashgrab using it's ip)

[steep dock]

Likely is

The OG one got reemed by nintendo for copyright iirc (obvious as to why xd)

[shrewd jacinth]

i thought the owner just took it down himself?

[steep dock]

Possible, but I know nintendo was on his ass for the pipes

[shrewd jacinth]

he was feeling guilty and shit like that so he took it down

[steep dock]

Because.. yeah they were basically super mario pipes

[shrewd jacinth]

yea, it is super mario pipe. can't argue about that

[steep dock]

Its possible he lucked out and only got cease and desisted

But ik they were on him for it

[opaque ingot]

Already season 4? That game just came out.. rushing the players through adderal scripts and keeping em round with FOMO i see

[opaque ingot]

Will our kills towards 10k get reset? Or

[slate mango]

Nice

[wintry orbit]

Yoo it's fixed

[quick locust]

Mastery camos will have a chain now.
Aka to unlock in order to Unlock Camo B you need to do something with Camo A.
And for now the chain will end at Gold Camo, but may expand in future.
If you unlocked Copper, Silver, Gold camo already - you will keep it until you enter the loadout menu to change camo. You wont be able to swap it back until you unlock it via Mastery chain

[tired flume]

Is this piss

[lethal garden]

Lmao i never changed gun skin🥜

[quick locust]

sprakling

[opaque ingot]

I assume the mastery chain willl be a fresh grind lol

[quick locust]

But if youve already unlocked gold, once you swap you get the red and black skin

[quick locust]

Me to the dev's

[opaque ingot]

I’ve never got gold yet my m4 is around 5k

[opaque ingot]

They better make an update worth getting that many kills if there working this hard on long term rewards, all im saying lol, cause that’s a lot lot lot of time invested to grind it

[misty beacon]

Needs to be a fast food joint on one of the maps

[opaque ingot]

https://youtu.be/qnDokRmCDfg

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/2dldjUcGFwk?si=yi6y72NVA1XvTeyw

[novel loom]

Good kitty

[raven dove]

blorp

[pulsar island]

I have one too they’re awesome

[novel loom]

U got small one?

[pulsar island]

I got big one but no image

It’s a pillow version

very comfortable would recommend

[raven dove]

Logitech brand seal

[novel loom]

Blahaj