off-topic

[opal igloo]

Bruh

[slate mango]

Your ass got fat fingers

[opal igloo]

He has small ass phone

[slate mango]

Mine is literally the same size as his

[velvet pumice]

he got more keys xd

[slate mango]

He literally has fat fingers

Skissue

[opal igloo]

Exactly, why

[shy steppe]

#community-announcements message LMAOOO

[cyan wedge]

yummy

[rigid flint]

xiaomi

[slate mango]

Yummers

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-a-train-homelander-the-boys-fat-gif-27701858

[spare surge]

Wow is this Minecraft?!

[winged igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

[rigid flint]

https://tenor.com/view/that-is-ferry-difficult-to-understand-ferry-shrimple-its-as-shrimple-as-that-gif-26823230

[bleak fulcrum]

Reddit moment

[cyan parcel]

why they downviting

[bleak fulcrum]

Cuz they are idiots?

[cyan parcel]

indeed

[bleak fulcrum]

Anything that doesn't attack BBR or provides up-to date information is automatically down voted

[sand marten]

Indeed that is idiot behaviour

[bleak fulcrum]

[karmic prawn]

Mrow

[chrome sentinel]

Kato

[sand marten]

Kittyo

[opaque ingot]

@opal igloo Intimidated being shirtless made me think of this 😂 Trust your gut, Bacon over bitches

[opal igloo]

Well this one ain't intimidating

[opaque ingot]

😂

[chrome sentinel]

[spare surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1120430126027526224/1271401706156195921/doc_2024-08-09_12-29-36-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[opaque ingot]

I'm going insane @winged igloo

[queen vector]

schizophrenia much?

[opaque ingot]

Oh trust me it's gonna get a lot worse tomorrow

Just you wait for that video

THE GOVERNMENT IS SPYING ON ME THROUGJ THE CALCULATOR!!!

[urban stag]

@candid eagle here

[slate mango]

Calculator ban any% speedrun glitchless

[high frigate]

track day?

[velvet pumice]

car meet xd

[velvet pumice]

track day next weekend

i will be doing a photoshoot there 2

[high frigate]

werd

[velvet pumice]

why

[high frigate]

werd… word… got it… ok…

I dunno, the kids say werd now.

[velvet pumice]

im not a kid xd

never herd of werd

[high frigate]

–_–

sus

Is No Man’s Sky worth it in 2024?

wat

[iron escarp]

you just kanal pereputal

[neat forge]

Chut chut

Ti agent FSB?

[tired flume]

😭

[iron escarp]

no, and pishi v #off-topic-ru either #battlebit-rus

[opal igloo]

Yep, there's #off-topic-ru for russians

[neat forge]

Ya jdal, kogda mne vidadyt rol RU, poetomy kinyl syuda

[elfin kelp]

Using this

[young swift]

hiiiii

[elfin kelp]

What's your pronouns

[young swift]

Comrade/Comrade

[elfin kelp]

Not interested

[young swift]

Shucks

I guess I have to go back to huffing glue

[shell abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-jelly-oh-my-goodness-gracious-jiggly-gif-26341426

[fluid wraith]

Sort of

[vast dune]

update ?

[oak axle]

All three are peak

I love skibidi toilet I am a skibidi toilet fan

[opaque ingot]

https://youtu.be/NQgCEZAVei0

This sounds promising, He got some skilled people together from squad & arma devs too with actual veterans, Teaser for the game ''Bellum'' for an early trailer it looks sick

This is giving me nostalgia like seeing SQUAD get announced for the very first time

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/nP0ev-KjmFo?si=d81VZbQmSArQGhcH

https://youtu.be/tJQOPQQN--c?si=IasYnGhyCVnPlP5j

https://youtu.be/gyrlAQa4OvM?si=dyNZ96oPcgCCgjN2

A new zedd album after 9 long years!

[opaque ingot]

Battlebit is dead

[manic girder]

99% OF DEVELOPERS PUSH UPDATE JUST 1 DAY TOO EARLY FOR IT TO BLOW UP🔥🔥🔥

[solar heath]

[slate mango]

Tactical shooter number 253

[solar plume]

Ez win

[static basalt]

Where leanspam and lack of inertia

[cyan swift]

carx street is a cool game that im glad is finally out

[leaden hare]

wth

[cyan swift]

these two are also good

[leaden hare]

i havent heard anything about carx street

[cyan swift]

it came out two days ago

21 usd for ultimate rn

super worth

the only issue is the game is insanely grindy right now, devs didnt anticipate their playerbase not wanting to grind, but even as someone that doesnt mind grinding racing games its waaaay too grindy

i used wemod to mod in 250mil until they fix payouts from races n shit then ill reset my acc and do it right

[slate mango]

How grindy are we talking here

[cyan parcel]

ermm WEMOD?????

using malwave

[leaden hare]

hows the car physics? compared to like assetto

[cyan swift]

yeah they patched cheat engine

[cyan swift]

it feels like nfs 2015 but better

not as on rails

[leaden hare]

i always hated NFS physics 😭

assetto corsa has spoiled me too much

[cyan swift]

like i played 9 hours and the most i got to was 300k ingame, upgrading one car to the next spec for a club was 200k

i had completed 3 clubs by this point

[slate mango]

Oof

[cyan swift]

its insanely grindy and some things need to be fixed for sure

like you not only pay for parts, you pay for the option to change settings like camber n shit

you unlock a range of motion in the tuning and then in that range of motion its free but initally it costs you money

so like maxxing out your camber potential from 0 degrees to like -5 or some shit can cost thousands

its stupid which is why i modded my shit until its better

BUT

other than the small stupid things its a great arcade racing game thats easy and fun to play

would reccomend for 20 bucks which is basegame price forever

deluxe only gives u 100k starting money and access to some cars at level 19

[slate mango]

I see

[cyan swift]

ye i like it

only waited 5 years for it

[leaden hare]

im hyped for the new assetto corsa, but cautious

[cyan swift]

yeah same

i unfortunately wont have a wheel to play it with for a while

but when i get my shit right ill be on there with a moza

[leaden hare]

i want a moza 😭

[cyan swift]

same

i need an r9 fr

an r9 would fix me

[leaden hare]

my g920 has been working fine, but after 2-3 years its time for an upgrade. I'm gonna start gambling to get my money up

[cyan swift]

thats how i feel too tbh

the g29 platform is good to start and know if you actually like it, but it ends up not being enough

[leaden hare]

100%

[high frigate]

I only drive American Truck Simulator, so G920 with wheel swap and custom shifter is all I need.

[cyan swift]

fair

i like to do touge racing and standard track racing so a lil more force is good

but the main thing is return rates

g29 platform has dogshit return to center speed so fast inputs are impossible unless you toss the wheel

also makes drifting hell

i eventually learned how to but it fucking sucked to do and still was super finnicky

[high frigate]

yeah, I dunno long a G29 core would work for serious racing sims

[last granite]

https://tenor.com/view/no-u-tenis-gif-21948542

[slate mango]

Balkan commie blocks my beloved

[opal igloo]

Writings in Russian I think

[slate mango]

Russian or not a commie block is a commie block

[woven valley]

I’m insulted

[opal igloo]

I live in one

[karmic prawn]

I live in a modern commie block

It's a commie block but instead of the buildings being gray, they're orange or purple

[opal igloo]

Маркет тоска
Текстиль
Марка ада
Косово 1359

[karmic prawn]

Moon runes

[woven valley]

Does your commie block have a scanner to get in the doors

[karmic prawn]

No

[woven valley]

Bulgarian man confirmed richer than Slovenian

[karmic prawn]

We have a key to our block, BUT the key fits for any building in the block

[slate mango]

I used to live in one myself

[karmic prawn]

I could literally just enter any building

The keys are all the same

[opal igloo]

There's no gray blocks for a long ass time already

My whole street is colourful

[woven valley]

My block is this putrid blue

[karmic prawn]

My block is just purple or orange

[opal igloo]

Mine is yellow+green+white I think

[karmic prawn]

A new building is being constructed actually

To add to the block

[slate mango]

The one i lived in was a delapidated piece of shit

It was and it still is

[karmic prawn]

Slavs unite

[opal igloo]

Blocks unite

[rough basin]

I live in a house

[woven valley]

WOOOO I LOVE BEING IN THE BALKANS AND WAKING UP TO THIS VIEW

[karmic prawn]

@woven valley tell the people about your shitass balcony

[woven valley]

what about it

the fact that seagulls and pigeons land on the roof of it creating this earth shattering clanging noise to wake everyone up at 4am

[opal igloo]

Btw, in the next street there's new modern ass block being built

[woven valley]

same here

[opal igloo]

And gave out to kids from child homes for free

[static basalt]

ALBANIA IN TOP!!!!!

[woven valley]

but its gonna take 10 years to build knowing builders here

[opal igloo]

It took 2 years

My block was built in one year

[woven valley]

ok guys I did one hammer strike, smoke break and lets go to the local market to buy a tiny bottle of vodka

(it is 9am)

[static basalt]

modern (20 sqm for a flat)

[karmic prawn]

The building that's being built here is in the first stages but something happened and now NOBODY is working on it

Nobody has for the last 2 months

[opal igloo]

40 I think also not flat but fully European standard

[karmic prawn]

There's just equipment abandoned there

[woven valley]

do you also get neighbors who have been constantly drilling and hammering for the past 6 years

[karmic prawn]

Don't remind

[static basalt]

cheloveynik huli

xd

[karmic prawn]

The fuckers living above me drilled bolts through my ceiling

[karmic prawn]

I have like three bolts hanging through my ceiling

Cuz the fuckers above me just drilled them there for some reason

[woven valley]

didnt u have neighbors who would constantly have nsfw and one of them complained one time about the performance of another

[opal igloo]

You can sue them? That's property damage

[static basalt]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WTF SEND PICTURES

[karmic prawn]

Yes

We also have neighbours that have a dog that NEVER SHUTS THE FUCK UP

[woven valley]

i remember i was taking a shit one time and my bathroom is situated so weirdly i can hear like literally everyones apartments one time and there was this woman beefing with a man talking about infidelity or something

[static basalt]

bleh wen neibours are nsfw be like:
civ anybody?

[opal igloo]

Man I'm sorry for your soundproofs, I hear nothing in my block

[woven valley]

if my neighbors wanna be loud i be loud back

bleh knows plenty of it

0 noise complaints

[karmic prawn]

I'm loud in return too

Why do you think I scream at @woven valley in vc

[woven valley]

im so privileged to be able to scream at the top of my lungs at 4am at shitty block fps game

[static basalt]

bleh wen neibours are nsfw be like:
CIV ANYBODY??????????????????

[karmic prawn]

My bottom neighbours do karaoke every weekend

And they are unbelieveably bad at singing

[woven valley]

I live above a greek singing club

[karmic prawn]

And loud too

[woven valley]

awful

[karmic prawn]

GREEK WHAT

Lmao

[woven valley]

i have no clue

let me look it up

[static basalt]

where tf are u living 7th circle of hell or what

[karmic prawn]

Yeah My nextdoor neighbour is part of the mongolian throat singing opera

Slovenia

So yes

Oh man, I gotta tell you about the tires

[karmic prawn]

Those alone create the 8th circle

[karmic prawn]

LMFAO

[static basalt]

slavic struggles ✊

[woven valley]

and then across the street you hear little shits screaming at the top of their lungs at

[karmic prawn]

I AM BULGARIAN

[woven valley]

We gotta radicalize the youth somehow

[karmic prawn]

Ja sam bolgarin

[woven valley]

RED AND BLACK I DRESS EAGLE ON MY CHEST

[slate mango]

You forgot the cranky old lady that refuses to shut the fuck up

[karmic prawn]

GREEN RED AND WHITE

I DRESS

LEV ON MY CHEST

[woven valley]

doesnt have the same ring to it

[woven valley]

eh we really dont have that

[slate mango]

Guess its yugo thing mostly then

[tired flume]

bro willingly doxxed himself

[woven valley]

im dipping anyways from here in 26 days

[tired flume]

fair enough

[karmic prawn]

this is somewhat true

[static basalt]

wait for my arrival at 25th

[thick dawn]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UivfAYFrhh8

B42 dropping before bbit update

[opaque ingot]

https://youtu.be/pmqFq8Ob9mM?si=YD-5zpZpFCoUP2PW

[slate mango]

Hell yeah

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/Z2izSjSXoq8?si=AzwMRpEqVkO5Ew3P

A NEW HIDDEN GEM IS HERE!

[opaque ingot]

Okay the monsters actually look scary lol

[narrow dune]

And it multiplayer too for even more fun!

[opaque ingot]

I need to look into this more

his speech is compelling alone without the game lol

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/xIRrKM4AUW4?si=gUJnHwUXxu9HqbMH

[narrow dune]

true true! here's the official

[opaque ingot]

Brb watching

Already they already got my money

Looks difficult

Everytime you fire you open the dinnerbell so make it worth it

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/oXZ8YTrezlo?si=o3n_FBoblNvNG5ru

https://www.youtube.com/live/Y9HQ5wyH84Y?si=nP_FrUxGxpdw0TVn

[opaque ingot]

makes me thjnk of Furi, this looks neat

[rigid flint]

Can you believe it guys

Christmas

Just three months away

Woohoo

Christmas

Im so happy with this information

[opaque ingot]

ah shit

[spare surge]

2017 was 6 months ago

[opaque ingot]

ping pain

[thick dawn]

The game fandom should be called The Homies

[cinder dust]

https://tenor.com/view/cloud-strife-lightning-final-fantasy-willem-dafoe-godzilla-gif-2021573343157799717

[opaque ingot]

@slim geode

[reef trout]

honestly fucking peak

did he ever respond to this

[cyan wedge]

the choice: literally nothing

[daring adder]

ichigo, do you know how i hate the rain

[cyan swift]

aw its so limp

[opaque fog]

it's not limp, it's just COLD okay???

[solar heath]

[woven valley]

https://media1.giphy.com/media/xT9DPi33fXbUwpLatW/200w.gif?cid=6c09b9521683yccgxwfgvp6vl8e5ng0geoxr4ho9lg2crx5t&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=200w.gif&ct=g

[opaque ingot]

Hiiiii

Prepare to get crushed

[cyan parcel]

@odd oasis send to bb eng

reply to this #battlebit-eng message

[cyan wedge]

🗿

[slate mango]

You lower the quality to get an unfair advantage
I lower the quality because my laptop would overheat
We are not the same

[wet chasm]

i think this not unfair

[winter surge]

@autumn hazel Im not saying the robot is my waifu, but, SOMEONE always sees a way. Never under estimate the internet.

[slate mango]

People will turn anything into a waifu

[winter surge]

There is ALWAYS a waifu.

[autumn hazel]

the blood fueled nikon, their brother (red gopro), gabe, mindflayer, minos (king of lust for a reason)

[winter surge]

I understand the word "mind flayer" out of your sentence.

[autumn hazel]

search for ultrakill mindflayer.

[slate mango]

Im still waiting for dad bod sisyphus body pillow ultrakill merch

[autumn hazel]

haha

nah the bisexual angel is just too good

[high frigate]

sort by unplayed

[karmic prawn]

Ultrakill more like ultrathicc like DAMN do you see that second from the right image

[halcyon trellis]

the dating sim is actually in game

[slate mango]

Correct

Ultrakill dating sim is real

[slate mango]

They using the fucken kiddy oven dawg its joever

[bleak fulcrum]

Terminal is heating it with a damn lighter from below

[slate mango]

Nah bros using 1 match at the time

[bleak fulcrum]

Observe, another useless metric

[slate mango]

What the fuck is effective firerate

[wintry orbit]

tf

[bleak fulcrum]

So you know how RPM doesn't account for reloading right?

[slate mango]

What do you mean

What am i missing

I need explanation

[bleak fulcrum]

The standard RPM counts uninterrupted firing, which isn't exatly realistic if you want to know Actual Rounds Per Minute.

What Effective RPM does is take into account the time it takes to reload when your mag runs out of bullets in that minute of firing

[slate mango]

Ooh

[bleak fulcrum]

Exactly

Though its only an relevant metrict if your objective is to throw as many bullets into one direction over a period of time

Supressive fire for example

[proud berry]

Lmgs/ Lsws

[bleak fulcrum]

M4 for bench marking

[proud berry]

Ultimax reload

[bleak fulcrum]

The arrows are just for that gun, to see what is the best option for highest effective RPM for that particular gun. While Straight up green fill is for best out of all of them

[bleak fulcrum]

It's solid

Compared to M249

[proud berry]

It's bugged iirc

[bleak fulcrum]

Wdym bugged?

[proud berry]

Ultimax reloads like an ar in game

[bleak fulcrum]

Yeah cuz it's a drum mag instead of belt

[proud berry]

Still stupid fast

The drop mag reload specifically

[winter surge]

If anyone wants to compare vils screenshots to how valley looks now

[karmic prawn]

500 billion fov

[proud berry]

Major improvements

Also CH embed perms when 🙏(jk)

[halcyon trellis]

wait we're in valley rework now?

time flies

[bleak fulcrum]

No

It's the lighting changes

[winter surge]

Lighting changes are the current comparison. The battlebit booth at gamescom did mention "several map improvements" but we have no details.

[halcyon trellis]

oh

[rough basin]

🤭

[solar heath]

M4 best gun

[spare pasture]

Can't wait to get off work so I can get high

[karmic prawn]

Get off work to play bbr

[spare pasture]

That too

[high frigate]

Work? It’s LABOR day.

RISE UP AND SIEZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

[opaque ingot]

I need help troubleshooting my pc

[high frigate]

Have you considered buying a mac?

[karmic prawn]

you're in labour? I hope for a safe delivery

[opaque ingot]

I have not, because that's not a consideration

[high frigate]

THROW OFF THE OPPRESSIVE YOLK OF CAPITALISM, TYRANNY, AND IMPERIALIST ADDITIONAL VOWELS>

labor ≠ labour

[opaque ingot]

scent =/= cent

cent =/= sent

[karmic prawn]

balls =/= your mom

[high frigate]

=/= ≠ ≠

[opaque ingot]

now you're just spamming symbols this is outrageuous shmoo

[high frigate]



®

™

√

[karmic prawn]

moderators, mute this guy for 24 hours on the count of rule violation

he is spamming the chat

this is unforgiveable

[high frigate]

!ab00s

[wide shard]

mods

shit his pants

[spare pasture]

But holiday pay

Could take off the day and get paid or work and get double pay

[opaque ingot]

@slim geode @tulip pelican

[chrome sentinel]

Cool! it's a premium skin, right?

[wintry orbit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1229219178213539902/1230811845791711253/2024-04-19_11-19-38_-_Trim.mp4?ex=66d77f1b&is=66d62d9b&hm=e1a6f59f0c76b6b015fa050e1181d8d024c0e22ee2372ab099a317510283ff2e&
does the scorpion still have 0 recoil ?

this shit was from april

[opaque ingot]

@tulip pelican

[slate mango]

Pretty sure all guns next update wont have recoil

Just look at the deagle leak from months ago

[wintry orbit]

damn, there was a deagle leak?
when we got the m4 stats they had more recoil i think so idk

[flint anvil]

I think maybe the recoil system is changed so recoil values don't cause as much jumping. It's funny though that I have the exact opposite opinion re: recoil as the devs.

[slate mango]

Check #dev-wip its posted by oki

[lean orbit]

How the fuck do they think this little recoil is somehow okay???

[flint anvil]

it's okay it's gonna be 15 btk at like 30m

[slate mango]

Alledgedly you get a 20% recoil decrease when ads

And also changed the dogshit animations

[flint anvil]

ahh neat

[slate mango]

Note: alledgely

I just heard that somewhere idk how true it is

But based on some videos the recoil seems harsher when hipfiring than ads

[flint anvil]

It definitely seems that way, especially in the above clip

[slate mango]

Lemme pull up some other ones

Notably the deagle one

#dev-wip message

[wintry orbit]

ah i see

[last granite]

I’ve found a nice place to stay on holiday

[opaque ingot]

🥰

[clear iris]

@odd oasis

[static basalt]

Обоссака блять

[opaque ingot]

lol

[steep dock]

Could be an imposter though, right?

Not saying I don’t believe these messages happen but we’ve had this happen before and it turned out to be someone impersonating

[static basalt]

Похуй играем на ванила ворфейр хуй с ним что там один раш ебаный

[opal dagger]

I just suggested not changing damage value

[static basalt]

Учитывая что половину вечеров эти серваки в моче лежаь

[opal dagger]

Нууу эээ мне нравился там увеличенный дамаг

Но решили отменить

Типа кто-то разнылся

Так что негде теперь играть с увеличенным дамагом

[steep dock]

Check DMs and follow the advice I gave you

[opal dagger]

No servers (in EU) to play with an increased damage value

[steep dock]

(Sorry I don’t speak Russian so if I need to use a translator let me know)

[static basalt]

Согл там мета ваще другая вырисовывалась с кайфом можно было понабигать с баджером и не отьезжать от фалов с скевами но хули деоать

Терпим ✊

[opal dagger]

Щас еще обнова будет

Пизданутая

Терпим...

[opaque ingot]

i wonder why

i may be an exception but i came to jebiga for the extra damage, maybe they want to populate more

[opal dagger]

I came to jebiga for the extra damage too

Now they are removing it

So bye bye jebiga

[opaque ingot]

rip

[opal dagger]

Sadly 1.3 wasnt good enough, 1.6 or 2.0x can be more fun

[static basalt]

Так точно я как раз стараюсь поболее кайфовать с текущим дамагом
Поиграть с пушками резиноплюями без отдаяи я могу и в быдлике

Учитывая еще что большинство мап в чепырке еще и лучше играется то терпеть тут ваку ебучую с апдейтнутым дамагом смысла ноль лучше уж на пропаганде в чепырке зачилюсь

[runic grove]

English only, thanks

[static basalt]

Sry

[golden jackal]

talking about everything except BattleBit Remastered development in #battlebit-eng : 😍 👍
using a language other than English in #off-topic frequented by 3 people a day : 😤 🖕

[opaque ingot]

me personally? balls in the microwave,

[daring adder]

don't use bad russian words, you can get warn so...

[solar heath]

M4 best gun

[gentle hamlet]

Is there any way to play the game on Linux? I seem to be unable to run the game because of EAC

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/iUdxXqROEjE?si=qzlqECpqNLfzGE5i

[reef spear]

he talking about battlebit just your skill issue of not understanding

[slate mango]

Check #1203040192651468951

[high frigate]

Game runs on SteamOS, which is arch based, no problem, using Proton layers.

[gentle hamlet]

I got it figured out shortly after 👍

[spare surge]

Damn new Battlebit update looks fire

[winter surge]

@slate mango Theres always a spreadsheet

@sturdy marsh The list above is from my personal sheet, I dont remember where the big shared book of gun stats is at.

[slate mango]

Excellent

[sturdy marsh]

👍

[bleak fulcrum]

100 buulets to destroy black hawk with deegul

[bleak fulcrum]

Reddit is cooking (poison)

[slate mango]

This is how redditors see relatively positive people

[static basalt]

15$ shareholder and proud

[bleak fulcrum]

[static basalt]

Caught in 4k LMAOOOOOO

[slate mango]

Same

[static basalt]

Buy game
Game good
Play game

Its that easy

[slate mango]

I played game for 700 hours

Even if it fails now i got my 15 bucks back in my eyes

[static basalt]

100 for me gotta even it out

[placid jacinth]

thats meeee

[bleak fulcrum]

[placid jacinth]

$15 shareholders do be posting like crazy

acting like they got a portfolio about to bust

[bleak fulcrum]

They ain't rong

852 was hit in todays dip

[placid jacinth]

nothing wrong with wanting the update

how you express that want is a different topic

[bleak fulcrum]

Do I hear "we are not doing dev casts no moa"

All devcasts cancelled

Ever

Cuz update is not real

[placid jacinth]

one missed cast and they're all canceled. great reductive logic

[bleak fulcrum]

one? Nuh uh

2 missed cast and rest of them are canceled until update

[placid jacinth]

ok

[bleak fulcrum]

+1 missed + cancellation of all other devcasts

+1 missed

[placid jacinth]

I stand corrected, been busy with my IRL job, slipped my memory that they didnt do one before games com.

[bleak fulcrum]

[static basalt]

❗❕❗WHERE SHAREHOLDERS MEETINGS DEVS ARE SCAMMING ME ❗❕❗

[pliant cradle]

they missed more than one

[slate mango]

They missed like 2 or 3 in a row

Before that the devcasts were monthly

Usually

And they still havent shown everything promised

[pliant cradle]

ye

[cyan parcel]

im a 60$ shareholder

[spare surge]

Imagine they won't post anything until spring and then they just go "April fools! There's no update, never was!"

[pliant cradle]

bet a decent amount wouldnt be surprised

[spare surge]

Disappointed but not surprised

[halcyon trellis]

One?

NVM you already got the idea

[bleak fulcrum]

@quick locust So hows that 50% figure looking like at this point?

If I was ballsy I would say we at about 60%

But being realisitic maybe 54%

[high frigate]

49% now.

It’s the only logical progression.

[bleak fulcrum]

I forgot about the Feature Creep

[wintry orbit]

heheheh

[high frigate]

One dev’s 85-90% is another CM’s unbearable angst and horror. Please don’t kill Termy with logic.

!rule6 or someshit

[karmic prawn]

CM = chapter master ?

[high frigate]

“Community Manager”, ostensibly.

[karmic prawn]

No

Chapter master

[lean orbit]

Tony is a chad

[bleak fulcrum]

😭 Helldivers going through the BBR update arc themselves as we speak

[slate mango]

Arrowhead trying not to nerf shit for no reason and buff enemies (impossible)

[lean orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/in-shock-gif-17553158948252598097

[proud berry]

These guys would NOT survive following an indie dev who works 3 jobs and posts 1 blog a year

[static basalt]

Toby fox incident

[proud berry]

I once followed a game where everyone thought the dev died of brain cancer cause he disappeared for 2 years

Fortunately he didn't

[pliant cradle]

what game was it

[opal igloo]

Yeah footsteps were 50% done, not the whole updoot

[placid jacinth]

Thanks for chiming in

[halcyon trellis]

Tbf I opened off topic to read specifically that and nothing else

[placid jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/letterkenny-to-be-fair-serious-lets-be-fair-gif-16087355

[halcyon trellis]

Our local group chat for the state fair was called to be fair

Next year it was 2 be fair

We're at 4 be fair and going strong

[halcyon trellis]

who you postin this for lil bro

[karmic prawn]

of course this is from a whitename with a chad hitler pfp

the jokes write themselves

[winter surge]

Judging from the seemingly missing message, it appears I did not miss much of value.

[karmic prawn]

lmao I didn't even notice it got removed

[wintry orbit]

Jiggles, how long did it take you to reach 10k with sg?

[winter surge]

Start of august maybe but I have been playing substantially less in the past few months. Not sure how many hours it took

[wintry orbit]

kk

We reached 10k on the same day xd

[winter surge]

Very nice. Its a gun of all time, and I will not touch it again after the experience.

[wintry orbit]

It's my favorite gun irl but in bbr it's mid af.. sad

[vast dune]

259 days since last update

[tired flume]

😭

omg tree

how did you get A LAB RAT from elaborate

😭

[pulsar island]

ask him i just made the image

i take no credit here

[heavy spade]

Hey siri, what’s a homophone

[pulsar island]

@prisma ravine you are summoned

[prisma ravine]

e labo rat(e)

[golden jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/boom-explode-microwave-gif-13736643

[prisma ravine]

a device to call gay people

[pulsar island]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021274737894232146/1280644247401533611/attachment.png?ex=66d8d465&is=66d782e5&hm=5c70846ee59731d9b7638c88937d10e9a66d331f80d73e816c360e1921fecf89&

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/goodpea2-gp2-eclise-pvz2-pvz-gif-25709678

thank you tenor gifs

this is how I felt playing spelunky 2, only specific feedback being considered because it's just up to the idea and decisions of the dev

[vast berry]

look at those water graphics

and the floaty lights, wow amazing

[opaque ingot]

im sense pattern

the pattern is: the water is not that incredible

[slate mango]

Game do look nice

[vast berry]

ya

[opaque ingot]

@winged igloo

[karmic prawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207824900006355066/1279904927665360959/erection.gif

[tired flume]

@hollow sun hit 50m cash deposited 🤑

[cyan parcel]

Nerd

[cyan swift]

i be makin images

[karmic prawn]

Banan car

[cyan swift]

yes

[chrome sentinel]

Off

[lethal garden]

Jam party🥳

[cyan swift]

another one

[spare surge]

I doubt that's what you're looking at

[vast dune]

@jaunty yacht

[jaunty yacht]

the last 15% - 10% must be very high effort stuff

[slate mango]

Sorta is

[vast dune]

It is regrettable to see the situation left by these incompetents.

[slate mango]

What can i say really, update is taking its sweet time

[flint anvil]

80/20 rule but for game dev

[vast dune]

⚰️

01/15/2024

[dreamy notch]

Mhmm

[slate mango]

Who would have thought that pinging a dev would warrant a warning

Hmmmmm

[wintry orbit]

Ohh hell nah we reaching low 800s now ?

[bleak fulcrum]

What an amazing arrow

[cyan wedge]

[last granite]

I hope we can see less than 500 active players soon

[velvet pumice]

Sad that this is renders and not real xd

[rigid flint]

Yellow cat

[golden gale]

Oh another CarX Street player

[novel loom]

https://x.com/i/status/1831316433663390067

Minecraft (@Minecraft) on X

Be There and Be Square. #MinecraftMovie - only in theaters 2025.

Twitter · Sep 4, 2024, 1:00 PM

fuckin minecraft movie

[slate mango]

This is literally indescribable by words

[viral sparrow]

im fucking dying

[slate mango]

It looks like heavily modded minecraft with shaders and those ultra realistic images of random mobs

[slate mango]

What the fuck were they smoking

[viral sparrow]

idk but i want it bad

whatever they were smoking
gimme 20x that!

[slate mango]

I dont normally take drugs but it HAS to be good enough to justify an addiction

[viral sparrow]

ive had my addiction for about 15 years so

wouldnt change much for me lol

[cyan swift]

hell yea

[cyan parcel]

Irl

[slate mango]

Cant wait for the villagers to look like this

[spare surge]

Do you see it too?

[tired flume]

kinda looks like me fr

[proud berry]

The gym villager

(he sells steroids)

[slate mango]

He sells streight potions

[woven valley]

Looks terrible

https://tenor.com/view/funny-hahaha-gif-22505124

[tired flume]

Ahahah

Didn’t expect much better

[woven valley]

Deadass just got jack black and put him in a blue shirt

boom hes steve now

[cyan swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJpuClV3yQY

the perfect video

[spare surge]

do you guys have ultrakill gifs?

can you send them so i can "borrow" them, please?

[winter surge]

https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=ultrakill+gifs

[spare surge]

🐟

[solar heath]

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-holy-shit-you-fucking-killed-her-dude-gif-18435145

[spare surge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1120233442647478304/1226477716321079357/watermark.gif

[misty beacon]

I’m not the only one who sees a human squidward tight?

[tulip ruin]

That's not that bad

[sick pelican]

Kay im out of this game and just play some darkest hour
Tell me when the update came

[chrome sentinel]

oh

[opaque ingot]

Got me missing when mordhau used to keep these numbers. 😔

[winter surge]

That is a classic.

[dapper dew]

I don't care what they say God can't make me uninstall it

[tired flume]

are you ok

[tawdry steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-lost-mind-share-this-cat-gif-10624429942940364630

https://tenor.com/view/pls-god-strike-this-individual-down-strike-down-god-kanye-kanye-cat-gif-9334290556842141514

[tired flume]

me too!!

[tawdry steppe]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/752556623066562672/1095463848183603240/ED3DD882-D6A3-4F6F-8256-A836F26999E2.gif

[winter surge]

Better version

[pliant cradle]

where are the fries?

[pliant cradle]

I only wanted one :/

[quick locust]

https://tenor.com/view/blackink-crew-van-spit-water-gif-13499167

[pliant cradle]

ty

[opaque ingot]

😳

अविश्वसनीय मांसपेशी

[hushed radish]

Yes

[hushed radish]

I HAVE MEAT

[cyan wedge]

tap in

[last granite]

Beeg ramen

Shashus are just the monster level

Gyoza best supporter

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/hsffPST-x1k?si=tn-gjC08XGOh_rWK

https://youtu.be/TAYPoWFV7Oo?si=cQ7ROHa5HS9ewU4_

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/MYPcRbKp_YY?si=oWP0NjUnaGXt_PQE

https://youtu.be/CZprM9uk-1M?si=tGbsheVzjoZ68GWY

HEADS UP

[karmic prawn]

MEGA

[tired flume]

erm

[karmic prawn]

Frick off blank

[tired flume]

Hello bleh

How are you

[slate mango]

Bruh

[karmic prawn]

Hey markipler

[odd oasis]

aw hell naw

[solar heath]

Right there

wtf wikipedia

[odd oasis]

can we kick out hungary from UE? plz

[slate mango]

Heya bleh

[tired flume]

French..

[karmic prawn]

How do

[slate mango]

Ok

You?

[karmic prawn]

Pain

[odd oasis]

I just watched the french submarine movie

[karmic prawn]

But otherwise good

[odd oasis]

where they almost caused nuke war

[solar heath]

reminder that france has own nukes

who needs the americans am I right

[karmic prawn]

They don't work

French nukes

They don't work

[slate mango]

Neither do everyone elses

[odd oasis]

iirc

from uni

[karmic prawn]

Especially north koreas

[odd oasis]

french nukes are part of army tactics

ready at all times iirc

[slate mango]

Countries talking about their nukes is like a group of guys talking about thier schlong sizes

Its pretty much a measuring contest of whos one is "better"

[karmic prawn]

Mine is the bestest

[rotund frost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6_cQBjvQsk

was talking about this if anyone cares

[grand jungle]

That's awesome!

[oak geyser]

[lucid lava]

Bro wtf is that inside of my walls

Shi look like a demon

[rotund frost]

pet it

:3

[opaque ingot]

New lead singer for Linkin park!!! Shes fucking good too

[novel loom]

its just adam

[opaque ingot]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SRXH9AbT280

[rotund frost]

I like it

[opaque ingot]

They unveiled with a live performance, she nails every single one of the old tracks

they got a new drummer too, rob left the band

[winter surge]

@karmic prawn

[karmic prawn]

Well damn

I'm gonna vote for lonovo every time then

And one day I'll get flooded lonovo

[heavy spade]

Disinformation campaign

[tired flume]

Lie

[last granite]

[rotund frost]

Yes, hello

[last granite]

Hello, how’s life?

[rotund frost]

Life is 4:56am and you pinged me

🐈

[last granite]

I declare you to eep

Or you don’t wanna, it’s fine

[rotund frost]

I was planning eeping around midnight

Here I am

[last granite]

Seems like just wake up

I know it’s impossible

[rotund frost]

Seems like who just woke up?

[last granite]

Idk, just initial thought

It's 9 AM here though

Time zone is truly a mystery

[rotund frost]

Imagine being asian

👀

[last granite]

Multicultural is just a bullshit

0 unity

[rotund frost]

Yes.

[last granite]

yeah

sleep or double caffeine

[rotund frost]

1 hour of sleep = 3 cups of coffee

[last granite]

what the unbalance equation

[rotund frost]

But 2-4 hours of sleep = -17 cups of coffee

So either aim for 1 hour or 5+

[last granite]

how much coffee do you usually drink?

[rotund frost]

Zero

[last granite]

dang

why is the coffee getting into the conversation btw?

[rotund frost]

Caffeine

Coffee

[last granite]

I introduce you to "Tea" and "caffeinated drinks"

[rotund frost]

Is cocacola a caffeinated drink

[last granite]

yeah, but so small amout

People don't consider that because the purpose is not a caffeine consuming

[rotund frost]

I suppose it's the sugar then

[last granite]

exactly

[rotund frost]

I do love me some sugar

Some = copious amounts

[last granite]

Sugar is acceptable in desserts and drinks. Sugar in food is hell no

[rotund frost]

Can't think of one sugary food

I guess if food has enough sugar, it's dessert or candy

[last granite]

Like PB&J in American culture

they eat that as a lunch

[rotund frost]

Right

That's weird

🤔

[last granite]

true

[rotund frost]

But maybe there is a way.

[last granite]

where?

[rotund frost]

In the ground.

You wouldn't know until you drive into it

Perhaps it's just fake ground.

Mere illusion

[proud berry]

Netherite Shovel w/ efficiency 5 and unbreaking 3

[karmic prawn]

[icy mountain]

we have exactly that in my region

a highway ending in a dirt hill

[last granite]

Is that dirt hill a cake? questionable

[last granite]

[rotund frost]

Mayhaps

[last granite]

It would be scary if someone drove into the dirt at dark

[karmic prawn]

did you end up settling on the lake for fresh water?

[last granite]

I think both

[icy mountain]

it did happen 3 times already

[icy mountain]

maybe

[rigid flint]

Larry do you play hoi4 perchance

[last granite]

Sounds like a 4D illusion, stand on the left you can see a hill as cake, the right you can see a rocks

https://tenor.com/view/platonic-solid-4d-hyper-solid-spinning-gif-16188643

[rotund frost]

But the cake is a lie

[last granite]

I guess the hunger in me is at the unprecedented level

[rotund frost]

Bake a cake

[last granite]

I can't and never have done before

[rotund frost]

Oh

Well pay someone to bake one

👀

[last granite]

aka buy one

[rotund frost]

Yes

[last granite]

Can you bake a cake yourself?

[rotund frost]

Probably not

I'm not a baker

[last granite]

Just like bake any bakery for yourself?

[rotund frost]

I'm glad I cannot bake

I'd be eating so much more

._.

[last granite]

True, a freshly baked bread is never disappointed

[rotund frost]

Yes, the bread cannot be disappointed

[rotund frost]

🍞(❌😞)

[last granite]

Feel

Humanity debate about is bread a life or not

[rotund frost]

What's your thoughts on it?

[last granite]

Bread makes life easier than cooked rice

grab it, eat it

less container needed

especially...

sammich

[rotund frost]

Yes.

I do sincerely believe bread is life

The 🍞 gave, and the 🍞 hath taken away

Blessed be the name of the 🍞

[last granite]

Behalf of the Asian, Japanese bread is just a perfect bread

especially the whole wheat toast

[rotund frost]

Amen

Thinking about making a sammich or two

Would've wanted to say 'late night snack' but it's closing in on 7am

[heavy spade]

Why are you sandwiching instead of sleeping

[last granite]

make one, but double the size or layers

[rotund frost]

All hail the great 🍞

[last granite]

sleep-derive indeed

[heavy spade]

I don’t understand but okay!

[last granite]

Please sleep after finish sammich

Might be good for you, at least

[rotund frost]

No

🐈

[last granite]

[rotund frost]

I hate that I cannot find the short video of the cat with it's ears held back and two loud sounds as they pop back up one after another

I was like 97.4% sure it was here

Maybe 97.6%

[last granite]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/py1itduGSME

something alike

rrrrrr

[rotund frost]

You good?

Did the 🍞 got to you?

[last granite]

Are you?

[rotund frost]

Like 50/50

[last granite]

I got a Japanese toast with green beans butter

sorry not to photo, too hungry

[rotund frost]

Is green beans different there

[last granite]

no

[rotund frost]

I don't know how you'd make butter out of greenbeans

[last granite]

idk either

[rotund frost]

Well I guess they are milking soy these days

So i dont know

Fucking soymilk

Grossest milk I've tasted

:(

[last granite]

fine blended the beans, add butter, sugar

[rotund frost]

Okay but there did the butter come from

[last granite]

daily

not vegan thing

the purpose is about the taste

[rotund frost]

Interesting

Still gross

👀

Maybe I'm just used to cows

[last granite]

it's also new to me too. I was fun to try

and not bad for me

[rotund frost]

"fun to try"

It's milk

[last granite]

"green beans favored butter"

[rotund frost]

O

That I have not even seen at the store

Not like I've been looking for it

Or even known about its existence

[last granite]

same

my friend gave me and left it in the fridge

It's one of the local product

[rotund frost]

Yes I often carry around butter and leave it in others fridges too

🍞🧈🧀🍞

It's all coming together

[last granite]

I would like to cook the bread with butter outside

make it a grilled cheese

[rotund frost]

Too much work for something that'll be gone in <a minute

Barely bothering buttering my sammich

I don't even like butter

I do it because of the society

Infact I don't believe anyone likes butter

[last granite]

Rush hour, I prefer any ham and cheese

[rotund frost]

I sure as hell haven't heard anyone be like "mm i sure do like butter on my bread"

[last granite]

or roughly a hot dog and that's it

[rotund frost]

Ham is good

Cheese is good

Although I go for the weird ham

And the cheese that's apparently not a cheese

Breaded ham and feta, thanks for asking

[last granite]

ikr

it's your favorite

[rotund frost]

Oh have I mentioned it before

":D"

[last granite]

Wondering what is feta cheese typically used for food

[rotund frost]

Salads?

[last granite]

and pizza

[rotund frost]

Warm feta is weird to me

[last granite]

I've tried twice, and I know why it is not so popular. Feta indeed should be cold and tomatoes on the pizza

[rotund frost]

Grandma made a feta cheese pie thingy once and it was very tasty

But it was gross due to warm feta

👍

[last granite]

I'll try if I find one

[rotund frost]

Enslave a grandma to bake you a pie

[last granite]

Let her cook as volunteer

[rotund frost]

Let her cook

🥧

[last granite]

[rotund frost]

Okay time to sammich

And yes, I didn't make a sammich yet

[last granite]

have fun

[rotund frost]

or else?

[last granite]

porridge as a special dish due to sleep-derive?

or anything hot first

[rotund frost]

Are you talking about me or yourself?

[last granite]

you

[rotund frost]

Then the answer is:

No.

[last granite]

[karmic prawn]

[rotund frost]

Kissa never made the sammich

[hushed radish]

Explode

[rotund frost]

no u

i won

[rotund frost]

Now kissa goes to eep victorious

I see you got all the important stuff packed

[hushed radish]

Going back to college

[last granite]

I got you. It takes so long

[rocky basalt]

is it possible to eliminate lag composition

[restive otter]

Guys am I gonna die

[rigid flint]

[hushed radish]

Explode

[restive otter]

Did cardio today

[last granite]

Inaccurate sensors I guess

[pine cedar]

Thanks you guys for the free socks from gamescom

Got like 4 Pairs and they are so comfy

[novel loom]

update ❌ Socks ✅

[pliant cradle]

for free?

😳

[warm mountain]

@pliant cradle

[pliant cradle]

literally impossible for me wtf

[warm mountain]

🤷‍♀️

[pliant cradle]

I cant even get that grip with the help of my second hand

[warm mountain]

small hands maybe? i got lanky ass fingers

[pliant cradle]

my ring finger is too small compared to the middle finger + my fingers curve to the right and not straight

[wet chasm]

hi! this is the midapril update waiting room?

[quick locust]

yes. you can get some water and snacks in the other room while you wait

[wet chasm]

oh, thankyou! 🙂

[golden jackal]

(the photo is not mine but this is how I use the keyboard)

[pliant cradle]

[flint anvil]

can you strafe while leaning?

[thick dawn]

Big hands gang

[tired flume]

trim your nails

or paint them if your not trimming them

Cause that shit looks if it’s unpainted and long

[warm mountain]

My bad for not having nail polish rn

[kind sun]

I try get back to dota but urghhhh

so many change

I quit around before brush demon

[flint anvil]

haha yeah every hero has an inate passive ability and they get to pick 1 of 2 facets before every game. It's nuts. I just watch these days. TI 13 on now

[opal igloo]

The hell is this futuristic set up

[hoary cave]

mom gave it to me on February 23