off-topic

[proud berry]

Every other game in my library vs tf2

[dire flicker]

Can someone send me a clan picture to start a clan. None of the pictures im using are working.

[winter surge]

#1203236006245965834 message check out the third bullet point, might help

[lean orbit]

Holy lmao

[primal basalt]

phycheat

[winter surge]

good per hour value, love to see it

[halcyon trellis]

I like old games

And I like free games

It rounds out

[bleak fulcrum]

@odd oasis AND WE ARE SET FOR THE UPCOMING UPDATE, ALL I NEED IS THE PATCH AND VALUES WILL KNOW ACCURACY

[halcyon trellis]

Are you

They're gonna change the file format with the update

Me when weight stat

[bleak fulcrum]

As long as they still use animation curves I'm calculating everything they have

The world shall know accuracy

Literally scanning a CSV with values that are inputted into keyframes. There's nothing accurate as this

https://tenor.com/view/gojo-gojo-satoru-satoru-gojo-toji-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-12836151480807853885

[winter surge]

Sure would be a shame if your scripts got bricked

[bleak fulcrum]

Bro to do that, you'd need to change how unity works

[winter surge]

Shucks

[bleak fulcrum]

All I need is BattleBit_Data and i'll be able to output accuracy even that fraud of a balance bum will have to cry oki for

[winter surge]

Except, this boogyman of a person actually impacts the game. You script fanfiction

[bleak fulcrum]

Except this bum of a balancer can't even calculate at my level, never will he make cool charts

[winter surge]

Thats so nice for you!

[bleak fulcrum]

yeah it is

[novel loom]

[winter surge]

what currency is that

[bleak fulcrum]

zleep

Bro has a lot of zleep

[novel loom]

polish money

its like 15$ idk

[winter surge]

oh word, had never seen the symbol before.

[proud berry]

Jiggles is way worse than mine

[bleak fulcrum]

Helper role back before the update [MANDATORY POST REQUIRED BY THE AGENDA]

[icy mountain]

expected it to be worse ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[winter surge]

Wait, how many of those hours are from blender

[bleak fulcrum]

@quick locust Oki forgor the magpul, fix next update or game dead

Peak fiction

[vast dune]

https://tenor.com/view/never-update-chicken-dancing-spinning-gif-16266040

[opaque ingot]

this is so good haha

[bleak fulcrum]

Is this sarcasm, I think its funny

[opaque ingot]

it's really good

[bleak fulcrum]

[opaque ingot]

idk how to express myself to you without emotes or something idk, I like it, I do

[bleak fulcrum]

I don't trust statements without emojis

[opaque ingot]

good use of the scene :o

[opaque ingot]

TRUE

[pliant cradle]

[rigid flint]

Estonia if it was good:

[oak creek]

hahahah

im going to hell

[crystal topaz]

Write a card when you arrive

[oak creek]

[chilly oriole]

@vast berry

one day to add the same thing as razer (free update)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-Hgo9k_0v4

https://youtu.be/Feny5bs2JCg?si=_RZhg6FNDG82ObNO

[spare surge]

SLIGHT borrowing

[chilly oriole]

no is the same thing off rappy snappy

[steep dock]

achtually itz cheeting regarless

Even though ESL ruled it as ok

[chilly oriole]

cry

[steep dock]

idc sentenced to zalfi night

[junior shale]

[solar heath]

https://tenor.com/view/battlebit-zalfibay-battlebit-remastered-zalfibay-night-bbr-gif-2223869017560852051

[spiral tree]

Mom can we buy linux?

We have linux at home
Linux at home;

[steep dock]

Bro that aint linux penguin that’s skipper from madagascar

You can tell because of the body build

[spiral tree]

Body every man wants and every woman loves

[tired flume]

@odd oasis cookies made with way too much water

[tired flume]

can you buy me Linux pls

[crystal topaz]

Of course

[spiral tree]

I can be your linux clittie 😈

[crystal topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/tf-you-said-gif-20255278

[odd oasis]

wtf

[tired flume]

1/2 cup water instead of 2tbsp

[spiral tree]

Looks like Salhan in mid game

[odd oasis]

Jesus christ, THAT much water?

[oak creek]

Do they explode and/or pop when you microwave them?

Wait

HALF A CUP WTF

[vast berry]

mine will be here tomorrow

[winter surge]

@oak creek

[vast berry]

congrats on pink!

i like that color

[winter surge]

Thank you its hella pink, i love it

[vast berry]

best pink

i can feel the sutchers holding my eyeballs closed - it feels like little sand castles in the corner of my eyes

[opaque fog]

it's evolving :o

[oak creek]

[oak creek]

Aye, tf you doin 'ere?

[vast berry]

had surgery on both of my eyeballs today

[opaque fog]

wdym, I come to #off-topic for memes

post memes

[oak creek]

What surgery

[vast berry]

they were flapped open, the muscle was cut off of the inner side of my eyes and moved back 6mm

[vast berry]

then the flap was sewn back on

[opaque fog]

fucking yikes

[vast berry]

strabismus surgery

[oak creek]

My eyeballs suddenly feel weird

[vast berry]

try having thread holding a 1/4 of your eye closed

see how it feels then

[oak creek]

Ill pass, me thinks

[vast berry]

i was crying blood tears

that was kinda cool

[opaque fog]

https://tenor.com/view/brutal-metal-metalocalypse-dethklok-nathan-gif-9219183

[vast berry]

murderface cries a blood tear on his birthday episode

lol

[oak creek]

Ope my discord broke. Posted a sticker different from what i pressed, then died. Epic discord moment

[cyan parcel]

what in the living raccoon is that role color

[winter surge]

im helping

[oak creek]

On purpose*

[cyan wedge]

@oak creek

[oak creek]

Dollar General QBU-88 lookin ass

[cyan wedge]

Dmr lookin ass

[oak creek]

Designated Mega Rifle

rekt

[cyan wedge]

They're the same caliber

💀

[oak creek]

Different projectile tho, no?

The 88 shoots a heavier bullet right?

[cyan wedge]

Probably

[oak creek]

DESIGNATED MEGA RIFLE

[cyan wedge]

Omw to post gfl dolls

[cyan wedge]

Why delete

[bleak fulcrum]

No balls

[oak creek]

Entrapment

[opaque ingot]

I've never related to an image so much in my life

[vast berry]

anyone with an i7 or i9 intel cpu should watch this...intel has finally spoken and you should probably get your rma's in asap if you're possibly part of the issue.

https://youtu.be/OVdmK1UGzGs?si=zxMDwL2a2JmhbXP5

[cyan wedge]

🔥

[hushed radish]

@cyan wedge

[hushed radish]

No?

I am Asian

[last granite]

M4 best gun

Disagreement is a menace to the community

[bleak fulcrum]

Balancer bum is a menace to the game

[bleak fulcrum]

I will be so sad when i see f2k as an M4 clone

[cyan wedge]

looks at 35rnd mag

Not like the galil is a thing

[last granite]

Is that real???

[bleak fulcrum]

Earth update 2024.07:
+Added new species with cute cat head and body of a penguin [WIP]

[ocean ingot]

you know how funny it is when english tries to adapt foreign names to english pronounciation

etc turkish jannisary is fine because it feels like... fine

then there's hajduks which is just word gore

what else...

[cyan swift]

i bring you all the unfortunate sighting of an s13 that has an s14 kouki front end swap and a jzx100 MKii rear end swap

@oak creek for your viewing pleasure

[cyan swift]

me with a salvaged i5 chillin as hell and zero worries (surely intel didn’t also fuck up the i5 13th gen’s and just doesn’t wanna tell anyone)

[last granite]

Like Bangkok (Bang-cok) should be (Baang-gōk)

Bang c*ck

[ocean ingot]

holy shit its perfect

[vast berry]

It depends on how far back the oxidation issue goes, but the i5s don't seems to be affected as much because they don't draw the voltages an i7 or i9 does, so they aren't dying like the others

[opaque ingot]

@flint bane Ye

[flint bane]

I was very confused for a sec getting pinged in this channel

[opaque ingot]

we share 1 server :V

[flint bane]

lmao

[last granite]

Real

[opaque fog]

ip grabber

[high frigate]

I have a mac tho. wat do?

[smoky loom]

Hi

[vast berry]

Put on cheez and eat

[high frigate]

I do love cheese

have foam cheese wedge hat!

#GOPackGO

[oak creek]

brb i need to bleach my eyeballs

[cyan swift]

ur welcome

[oak creek]

though tbh it might at least be better than the monstrosity pickups we have so many of in this part of the country

[karmic prawn]

heya lost

[oak creek]

@solar heath my alumite farming tools and an alumite block.

such pink, much wow

[oak creek]

tf am i lookin at here

the way the UI elements overflow the UI background bugs me to no end

[rigid flint]

its despair....

[normal saffron]

Chat, what are some artists that you just struggle to get into

[rigid flint]

EZZZZ

[karmic prawn]

YUGOSLAVIAN SHIP SPOTTED

[slate mango]

MOJ JE TATA ZLOČINAC IZ RATA 🗣️🔥🎶

[vast berry]

@fringe quest

[fringe quest]

Nice

[primal basalt]

galil in bibir

[vast berry]

@chilly oriole

[winter surge]

I finally have the ak74 supersoaker

[vast berry]

dafuq is this

[opaque ingot]

@vast berry

I SUBMIT TO EVIDENCE

[winter surge]

a_seagull's ak74 skin

[odd oasis]

ch reward or just nolifed through streams?

[odd oasis]

[winter surge]

the ch role has absolutely nothing tied to it other than the role itself

[odd oasis]

that's what they want us to think

[vast berry]

I WANT THE FCKING PINK

ADSKJFBNAWKJFNAWEJ

[tired flume]

how

@winter surge how get skin

[hushed radish]

The typhoon did a donut before landing

[tired flume]

what the flip

are you ok

[hushed radish]

I am in the center of the storm rn

There's no wind and rain

[rough basin]

Isnt that good

Because the eye of the storm is calm no?

[hushed radish]

Yea

It was stormy a few hours ago

[rough basin]

Can you play video games?

[bleak fulcrum]

Old shit for calculation of dmg fall off

[hushed radish]

I was watching dune with my friend

Internet is kinda shit

[bleak fulcrum]

New shit for calculating dmg fall off

DAMAGE;XLOOKUP(M;Damage_Fall_off[[Time]:[Time]];XLOOKUP(NAME;Damage_Fall_off[#Headers];Damage_Fall_off[#Data]))*Base_DMG;DAMAGE)

With a help of a sheet that has values already calculated, I reduce the required amount of XLOOKUPs or amount of code drastically. Optimising the sheet drastically

[hushed radish]

https://youtu.be/TpaFE6_nDJw?si=vausP-h3F7W8d3NT
Literally me right now

[bleak fulcrum]

I could have done this before, but due to how damage fall-off formula was able to calculate everything required and was flexible enough to use custom values on demand I prefered the more resource heavy method of just calculating everything in the cell/sheet

Peak fiction

I pray for more stat nerds to appear next update

It's getting lonely

[odd oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/script-acces-no-script-acces-scriptsroblox-roblox-script-gif-15227901324647629398

[bleak fulcrum]

Nerd of BBR

[odd oasis]

helper for oxi when?

bro helping with the script

to know everything about the game

[bleak fulcrum]

The scripts I can make myself, but there's no-one to talk about values with

With my balance buddy that was possible

Cuz he was at my level

He had what I had

[odd oasis]

they scared of leaking new balance nerd

[bleak fulcrum]

And we worked together

[bleak fulcrum]

I bet that guy ain't even close to my level

[odd oasis]

100%

[bleak fulcrum]

But the problem is that all the new stat nerds are just gonna come asking me for stuff

There's no room for wonder

Those mfs will just go "oh this guy did everything already"

But I want more curious people

[winter surge]

#battlebit-eng message <-- most important ox1 message

[bleak fulcrum]

Like see eleanor, he had a good run, but wasn't curious enough and moved on

I'm just gonna be a boomer and say "kids these days don't know what I went through"

The insane amount of hours spent on these values

To get here took a lot of time and people

But I don't wanna have stat nerds who just drop the game as soon as they hit a wall in their progress

Cuz one day I won't be doing this anymore, If all the remaining stat nerds are lazy bums that wont dig deeper, then there will be no more accuracy 😭

😭 No more people that can say "erm, akshually "

[vast berry]

holy shit bud

hope you stay safe

that's terrifying

[hushed radish]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-blep-gif-4630982564746744662

[rigid flint]

2 FREE DAYS OFF WOOHOO

[vast berry]

i have at least a week off, kingo

[rigid flint]

no you dont get it

[hushed radish]

Typhoon is merely an inconvenience for us

[rigid flint]

this is a day off given by god

allah wills it

[vast berry]

typhoons have hurricane strength winds though ya?

[hushed radish]

Real

[rigid flint]

not really

[hushed radish]

Yea they do sometimes but we get like 2 or 3 every year

[vast berry]

ohh

[hushed radish]

We're prepared

[rigid flint]

we dont have it that bad like the philipines

[vast berry]

okay

gotcha

well that's interesting

wellll, enjoy? i guess?

i dunno

[hushed radish]

2 days off for free

[vast berry]

/shrug

it's funny you're literally in the eye of a massive typhoon and you still have internet

[hushed radish]

It is kinda shit at the moment but it is fine

[vast berry]

impressive

to my american brain

[rigid flint]

our house are built with concrete and bricks

[hushed radish]

We constantly have to deal with earthquakes and typhoon so our infrastructure has to be well built

[rigid flint]

not wood cardboard and the faith in jesis

[vast berry]

i want to see that

this is taiwan right?

i wanna visit taiwan and japan

[hushed radish]

Yea

[vast berry]

just for seeing the infrastructure

[vast berry]

wtf is this

it looks up my alley

[hushed radish]

This isn't doxing this is just a random street view

Most average houses looks like these

[vast berry]

i see

so does everyone just basically chill inside during one of these typhoons?

[bleak fulcrum]

Blasphemous

[hushed radish]

You are not going to find American style suburbs in taiwan

[hushed radish]

Yea

[vast berry]

lol

neat

[rigid flint]

dis where u live?

[hushed radish]

No

[rigid flint]

shame

[rough basin]

Fuck

[rigid flint]

(most house here in taipei doesnt look this clean)

[hushed radish]

Lol

They're just old

(The houses)

[rigid flint]

ive seen better looking commie blocks

[hushed radish]

Does these even counts as commies blocks?

[vast berry]

it does look like 60s70s russia

[chilly oriole]

[vast berry]

but thats fine, it keeps your family safe

/shrug

[chilly oriole]

[hushed radish]

The government been actively trying to rebuild those old ass buildings

[chilly oriole]

WAIT

transformer building

its real

[hushed radish]

Bruh

Huge bruh

[chilly oriole]

its the real one

[vast berry]

wut

[rigid flint]

(i have no idea what you are saying)

[vast berry]

same

[hushed radish]

He's talking about transformers 4

[chilly oriole]

the building in the transformer movie

[hushed radish]

The one that take place in Hong Kong

[chilly oriole]

[hushed radish]

Hong Kong apartments looks like the one in the photo but is even more cramped

And much taller

[rigid flint]

can you send more kitty @hushed radish

[hushed radish]

He's sleeping with my parents

[rigid flint]

sadge

[vast berry]

did you encounter any troubles with mainland china when the whole 'retaking' thing popped off?

[vast berry]

what.....the......fuck..........

[hushed radish]

The "transformers buildings"

[vast berry]

is this abomination

[rigid flint]

[hushed radish]

Hong Kong housing in a nutshell

[vast berry]

that is wild

dangerous looking

[rigid flint]

cramped apartments like this are very common in east asia where we have to fit a shit ton of people in a small area

[vast berry]

especially when you know about the shitty concrete china uses

no ty

[hushed radish]

九龍城寨 ass building

[vast berry]

what word is that lol

[hushed radish]

this shit

[rigid flint]

weirdly quiet considering theres supposed to be a storm out there

[hushed radish]

Kowloon Walled City

cyberpunk irl

[vast berry]

that does not seem ....... pleasant

[hushed radish]

we are in the eye

[opaque ingot]

scrap heap

[vast berry]

this is getting depressing

[slate mango]

Most human housing space in china

[hushed radish]

yea the place was teared down in the 90s

[rigid flint]

i hope the typhoon circles back so we can have a 5 day holiday

[hushed radish]

basically 40k hivecity

[vast berry]

for real LOL

i instantly thought, hiveworld

[vast berry]

yall don't get paid days off for storms though do you?

[hushed radish]

I lived in a country side-ish place

[vast berry]

this looks WAYY more familiar to me

nice and pleasant

[hushed radish]

it is all farms and ponds

[vast berry]

pretty

[hushed radish]

my mom hated it lol. she kept saying she wants to live in a city

I hate cities

[rigid flint]

this is where i live

[hushed radish]

I lived in a apartment when I am studying in the college. I fucking hate it

It was so loud and so hot

[rigid flint]

are those all suburbs

[vast berry]

nah

[hushed radish]

American suburban

[vast berry]

suburbs on the right

rural country on the left

center is a mix

[rigid flint]

so american cities does look like city skylines

[vast berry]

sec ill get a nice pic of the bigger city here

[hushed radish]

are there bus lines in those suburbs?

[rigid flint]

public transportation? in the USA?

[hushed radish]

ik right

[vast berry]

ya

public bus and trains

[hushed radish]

https://tenor.com/view/ponder-deliberate-sun-tzu-art-of-war-ponder-and-deliberate-before-you-make-a-move-gif-26510164

[rain delta]

When you sometimes feel like a player appears out of nowhere, remember this video. That guy literally disappeared, killed the guy and reappeared. Half a second was enough.

[hushed radish]

I have something like this

[vast berry]

this is a decent areal view of the city

[rain delta]

Guy is running from one pack of enemies to another pack of enemies, planting C4s at walls where enemies are, but as usual, he's not suspected 😉

[hushed radish]

parking lots lol

[rigid flint]

how to spot an american city

[vast berry]

where else you gonna fit everyone that works in the city

they don't live there

/shrug

[tired flume]

@fleet tendon

[rigid flint]

something that starts with t and ends with rain

[opaque ingot]

@fleet tendon creepypasta

[hushed radish]

I don't think i seen massive parking lots in taipei

[rigid flint]

you dont see them every block thats for sure

[opaque ingot]

maybe you are cheatte (play on ping)

[rigid flint]

[vast berry]

that pistol kill was satisfying

[opaque ingot]

LMAO he has the clip

[vast berry]

wait

that's the one

holy shit

lol

[summer bronze]

[rigid flint]

[vast berry]

honest question /shrug

[rain delta]

When I'm aiming up, you are already on the bottom, funny desync, despite I've mostly better ping 😄

[fleet tendon]

PBS i've noticed is not a very good server

I never get red bars on the side apart from PBS

[hushed radish]

we heard that every year for over 70 years now

[fleet tendon]

But yes this is very fucked

[vast berry]

i was just wondering if it actually impacted you or not

[rigid flint]

besides the occasional missile and planesnot really

[vast berry]

ffs

[summer bronze]

actually there re not that much redneck irl

[vast berry]

missiles!?!

[hushed radish]

missile drill and test whatever

[vast berry]

ah tests

[hushed radish]

they're just for show and tried to scare us

something like north korea but even less

[vast berry]

sketchy

[hushed radish]

Intimidating

[vast berry]

well thats

[hushed radish]

That's the word

[vast berry]

sucky

[rigid flint]

i just hope things dont end up going to shit because that would suck for people on both sides of the strait

[hushed radish]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-oh-no-anyway-gif-18887547

[summer bronze]

yep

ppl just ppl

[hushed radish]

Life are great for me

[vast berry]

so are they still just pestering taiwan randomly?

or does it come in waves kinda

[rigid flint]

when we have an election

[hushed radish]

Aircraft border edging

Alot

And occasionally crash

[vast berry]

are you concerned at all they would actually fire on anything?

[summer bronze]

bruh

[hushed radish]

Doubt it

[vast berry]

i'm ignorant, talking to people who live through it helps me not be so ignorant

is that okay with you

i'll stop if it's sensitive

[rigid flint]

its kind of an awkward topic to discuss but i believe most people dont want an active conflict

[novel loom]

fr i wanna cheese

[summer bronze]

tbh i from the mainland and i hope both side could keep a peace environment

[hushed radish]

Nobody want a active conflict. It literally benefits noone

[vast berry]

i don't doubt the population doesn't want conflict

it seems like just the mainland government is the dick

[rigid flint]

the govermnet in taiwan doesnt help with the case either

[hushed radish]

That's a whole other can of worms

[vast berry]

i mean

is the culture of taiwan and mainland chinese really that different?

[summer bronze]

umm maybe not

[vast berry]

i would imagine you're all pretty fuckin similar

[rigid flint]

i just miss how a few years ago there wasnt this much tension

[hushed radish]

Somewhat similar but it has diverged alot

[chilly oriole]

Battlebit

[vast berry]

just a huge unnecessary mess

[hushed radish]

You can very easily tell whose Chinese and whose Taiwanese

[rigid flint]

https://tenor.com/view/fatfatpankocat-panko-the-cat-zooted-gif-11197779597560474504

[vast berry]

i see

well thank you all for sharing

[chilly oriole]

lag makes falls faster

[summer bronze]

peace

[vast berry]

tyvm

[novel loom]

This video making my screen pink wth

[rigid flint]

by the dialect probably but outside appearances are very similar across east asia

[vast berry]

❤️

[rain delta]

update drivers for you life 😄

[novel loom]

Nah discord mobile sucks

[hushed radish]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1143002360021524510/1261967290690306058/image0.gif

[chilly oriole]

Discord vid suck

[novel loom]

Dont drink to much whisky

[novel loom]

Whats this game

Robocraft 2?

[hushed radish]

Mechwarrior 5

[novel loom]

Looks cool

[hushed radish]

I am bullying innersphere mechs with clan mech

[rigid flint]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-dance-jiggle-cat-jiggle-car-gif-16775453227003313444

[summer bronze]

who tried this one before

sweet af

[hushed radish]

m2 browning is still in use 1000 years in the future

[summer bronze]

🤡

[novel loom]

This is better

[summer bronze]

left one is great

[pallid python]

I love this one Specially after leaving it in the freezer for a while

[hushed radish]

alcohol

[summer bronze]

did u tried the green JD?

[pallid python]

Yup. It ain't bad but I prefer the JD fire or JD honey

[summer bronze]

how's the fire taste like

stronger than the original?

[pallid python]

It has a strong cinnamon taste. You almost can't taste the alcohol

[summer bronze]

ahh gotcha

i will try it next time🦦

[rigid flint]

still waiting for the storm to catch on so i can sleep with the roaring sound of wind

[young hearth]

Is moderation here? you can upload it to the Russian offtop

[rigid flint]

upload what

[young hearth]

You misunderstood me, could you throw me into a Russian chat?

[tired flume]

@hollow sun i wish i had a person that wouldnt mind opening up the finals and afking in a private match so i can see if i can break out of bounds

[young hearth]

@storm loom

[hollow sun]

im working on the community notes tho...

[tired flume]

aw man

[storm loom]

Watcha need buddy 😄

[hushed radish]

He need russian chat

[young hearth]

yea

[rigid flint]

i can help....

[tired flume]

do you have the game installed

[young hearth]

the Russian chat seems to be private, so I ask you to add me there

[rigid flint]

yeah

[rigid flint]

you would have to add me on steam though...

[storm loom]

i've notified a russian staff member to look over it 👍🏼

[young hearth]

Thank you, but can you tell me the moderator's nickname so I don't bother you.

[storm loom]

They'll prob reach out to you anyways

[young hearth]

okey

[crystal topaz]

Gadse

[summer bronze]

who can tell what gun it is what posted it by Oki

[leaden hare]

mg3

[chilly oriole]

russian chat is private<

when the eng private

[summer bronze]

thx

[crystal topaz]

When you stop posting shit

[chilly oriole]

go back in your weirdos channel

[crystal topaz]

What weirdos channel?

[chilly oriole]

rus

[summer bronze]

bro wait...mg3 got picatinny rail?😂

[crystal topaz]

Im from de

[chilly oriole]

de

[rigid flint]

[crystal topaz]

Still weirdo channel

?

[chilly oriole]

idk what de is

so its ok

[crystal topaz]

#battlebit-de

[chilly oriole]

[rigid flint]

People from Delaware

[chilly oriole]

oh yea obvious

smart kingking

[rigid flint]

[novel loom]

https://tenor.com/view/you-can-has-cheesburger-cat-cheese-burger-here-kitty-kitty-gif-3135869387599352255

[cyan wedge]

Mg3kws

[spare surge]

I love mg3

The funny gun goes brrrrrtt

[leaden hare]

i just realised i havent turned off my pc for 42, almost 43 days

[chilly oriole]

One key @vast berry

[vast berry]

it didn't fucking come in today

[jade spire]

also no reboot? @leaden hare

[chilly oriole]

Wtf why

[vast berry]

one of the conveyors in the facility that has my package locally broke

,,,,,,,,,,,,,

it will be here tomorrow

[chilly oriole]

Ewwww

[vast berry]

i wonder if i can download the software and play with it

[chilly oriole]

Like without the keyboard ?

[vast berry]

ya

[chilly oriole]

What is your switch on your keyboard ?

[vast berry]

wut

[chilly oriole]

Like mecha switch ?

[tired flume]

omg you finally made a macro for this

the only issue is that if it doesnt place youre now stuck in the build menu

[chilly oriole]

Or analogue switch

[chilly oriole]

Not me

@junior shale

[tired flume]

its very easy to make

[chilly oriole]

Im too eepy for this

[tired flume]

icue software makes macro easy

i can make skevo macro theoretically

hold left click = no skevo recoil

[chilly oriole]

Yea but the macro is in 60hz

[junior shale]

its the dynamic keypress shit for wooting

idk if its technically a macro or not

[tired flume]

i would consider it one

[chilly oriole]

Why you put 30hz on the macro @junior shale

[tired flume]

also elaborate on dynamic keypress shit

[chilly oriole]

I change that for 60hz

[junior shale]

it 'technically' turns it into 4 different keys

[chilly oriole]

Is better

[tired flume]

what is that

[junior shale]

and each stage is a different key

https://imgur.com/dynamic-keystroke-dks-on-wooting-keyboard-seems-broken-3A518sG

[vast berry]

no, i got the analogue switches

not the jade magnetic ones

[tired flume]

wacky

[vast berry]

it has 4 inputs

for each key

4 programmable inputs for every single key

[chilly oriole]

Yea so no

[vast berry]

whatever switches it comes with

same as in yours

[chilly oriole]

Anyway you don’t need too install the software for Wooting

The beta shit is in the web site

[tired flume]

sounds like extra keyboard work

[chilly oriole]

Mods don’t ban me

I don’t use this shit

[vast berry]

i mean, it's a macro

dunno what the official stance is

[chilly oriole]

Is not

@junior shale

Mr pro

I need you

It’s a macro

[vast berry]

who dis

[junior shale]

id argue it isnt a macro

[chilly oriole]

Same

Is weird

[junior shale]

it's technically 1:1 input to output

[vast berry]

i mean, technically it's a macro that does 3 actions in 1 button press

[chilly oriole]

2

[vast berry]

ehh, well.....are we talking specifically for the keyboard?

[junior shale]

yeah

[vast berry]

ahh

yeah

not a macro

if i did the same thing on a single button on my mouse

macro

but technically, you're not using 1 button

not 1 input*

neat

[junior shale]

it'd be like having the scrollwheel on your mouse perform different actions in a row i guess?

[chilly oriole]

2

[junior shale]

like first notch does one -> second does another

[vast berry]

@peak cypress

what's the official stance

if you know

1: are macros allowed
2: what determines a macro being a macro

[peak cypress]

Macro is hard to detect. general macro are not banned (?) but stuff like no recoil macro, rapid fire macro definitely is not allowed.

[vast berry]

so a macro to place a barrier, lets say

[peak cypress]

Stuff like Auto Hot Key is banned tho

[chilly oriole]

Yea like 1 buttom

But 2

[vast berry]

so if we bound a key on our mice or keyboards to input: build menu > barrier

that's fine

like, we still have to click mouse to PLACE the barrier

[tired flume]

@peak cypress does eac work in the shooting range - can i make macros purely for fun in the shooting range but NOT use them in the multiplayer experience of this game

[peak cypress]

EAC run when you open the game so i bet it does

[chilly oriole]

the eac dont detect that

[vast berry]

general macros are okay

that's what we were interested in

[pliant cradle]

try it out

[peak cypress]

but yeah. as i know... EAC can't... really detect Macro

[vast berry]

ty sir

[chilly oriole]

yes blank

look the chat

[viral sparrow]

no comment

[chilly oriole]

in the shooting range

no online

[flint anvil]

dr weed seething rn

[peak cypress]

i'm personally against macro tho. imo that is still count as a third party program that give you more advantage.

[viral sparrow]

^this
but they "can" be useful in specific circumstances without cheating

[junior shale]

now we need to figure out are dynamic keys macros

or what exactly is a macro

[vast berry]

#off-topic message

[junior shale]

i generally consider macros to have automation to trigger the extra actions

1 key press -> multiple outputs

[vast berry]

yes

and that is what i would consider a "general macro" according to Jvst

[junior shale]

dynamic keys you can choose which stage you're going to

[vast berry]

interesting

this def looks like what Jvst was saying is bannable though

[rancid latch]

i read macro as marco for multiple messages

[winter surge]

Maybe dont post videos of you specifically doing the thing that was said is bannable blank

[opaque fog]

very interesting to know just how easy it is though

[tired flume]

i dont play this game anymore

[winter surge]

Dont 👏 film 👏 your self 👏 committing 👏 crimes 👏

[cyan wedge]

Stinky macro user

[winter surge]

I want to say dont exploit things or use external software to play for you, but baby steps

[rancid latch]

me no wanna get banned

me wanna enjoy game

[winter surge]

weird ass sticker there sworce

[rancid latch]

robox

[opaque fog]

Someone has to test the game, surely

y'all should be paying blank for performing a service

[lean orbit]

So blank, you cheat by using a macro?

[rancid latch]

marco

[opaque fog]

polo

[lean orbit]

Polo

[rancid latch]

yup

[opaque fog]

you'll be paid in feet pix

based

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWw7posYab8&ab_channel=ForgottenWeapons @tired flume

[cyan wedge]

14 isn't real

[bleak fulcrum]

Totally bro trust ong ong fr fr

[opaque ingot]

is it better or worse to instead be attracted to sonic

[chilly oriole]

#off-topic message

lol

yeah obvouisly no recoil

[pastel patrol]

@cyan wedge

[cyan wedge]

Not 10 flat kd gg

[pastel patrol]

i thought it looked cooler like that

[cyan wedge]

Nah need 11.11

[tired flume]

When I first saw your stats I thought you were cheating

Like genuinely I thought you were 💀before I got to know you

it’s actually crazy what you’ve accomplished

[cyan wedge]

Average pf schizoid

[pastel patrol]

im so surprised more people dont play the way i do

[cyan wedge]

I don't play 🔥

[pastel patrol]

like insurgency/squad its very common

and the game is similar enough

[cyan wedge]

Tbh I used to

[tired flume]

We don’t have friends, you do

[cyan wedge]

Was only like 4.65 2.5 tho

[pastel patrol]

the "pre friends" era was just me attached to recons

[cyan wedge]

😭

[pastel patrol]

becoming a barnacle on the back of the backline

keeping rats alive

actually worsening matches come to think of it lol

[tired flume]

@pastel patrol new desk but I still can’t aim

at least I have a bajillion times more mousepad room

[cyan wedge]

Get a fuckin arm 💀

[tired flume]

I can’t aim with my arm

thousands of hours without using my arm for anything

how am I going to fix this

[pastel patrol]

the setup is clean 🔥

[cyan wedge]

Play 50cm

[tired flume]

unfinished basement wall

[cyan wedge]

If you can wrist on that then seek help

[tired flume]

that’s like double(?) my current

[cyan wedge]

Ok now do it

[tired flume]

I think I’m on 24cm

[pastel patrol]

ugly picture inbound but this is what i'm rockin rn 🔥

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882386128542527540/1265875029585952860/PXL_20240725_033510097.jpg?ex=66a3197d&is=66a1c7fd&hm=33ac0a53b4d691f673f9eb99dacdf92eb8132d7dc508cf82e48ccb07c06efc71&

[tired flume]

maybe when I get new mouse and mousepad in a couple days

[cyan wedge]

Is that fucking velcro on your mouse

[tired flume]

holy monitors

[pastel patrol]

no velcro 😭

its a beast x boardzy edition

zebra pattern

[tired flume]

how much do it weigh again

[pastel patrol]

like 39g

[tired flume]

damn

[cyan wedge]

I blame the pixel count

[pastel patrol]

yeah that image is fried

i didnt let the night sight thing adjust i just ripped it

[tired flume]

im going from like a 120g mouse to a 60g mouse soon

my aim will be in shambles

[pastel patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882386128542527540/1265875776582979634/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_938bb3ee-0548-4ff9-af23-205dee7011b2.jpg?ex=66a31a2f&is=66a1c8af&hm=8f4f6a86280c486d9a0d3427f7d44097f3d8d3feff28dfaa1d115812ba3ee351&

[tired flume]

not the cat image 😭

[pastel patrol]

[tired flume]

I should pop into ur streams more

[pastel patrol]

i do not be streamin dawg

[cyan wedge]

Just point the thing at them

[tired flume]

yeah but when u do

[cyan wedge]

Rivals arc when

[pastel patrol]

its the overwaj arc for me

[tired flume]

the finals arc when

I’ve been playing that game so much lately

[tired flume]

I’m having a blast

[chilly oriole]

beast x

and

special edition

[cyan wedge]

Where's mine fr

[hushed radish]

I ate it

[thick dawn]

It's real

https://techcrunch[dot]com/2024/07/24/crowdstrike-offers-a-10-apology-gift-card-to-say-sorry-for-outage/

[cyan wedge]

🔥

[thick dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/client-pleads-oopsie-daisy-oopsie-daisy-oops-oopsie-russian-badger-gif-6154377781408649679

[tired flume]

lmfao

the world is ever closer to burning

[thick dawn]

Skibidi toilet movie in the making too

[cyan wedge]

Pretty sure the gift cards don't even work

[tired flume]

yeah

they said uber flagged them as fraud

[thick dawn]

LMAOOO

[cyan wedge]

Absolute cinema

[thick dawn]

Double dunk

[karmic prawn]

Civ6 arc when

The day blank becomes a civer is the day I stop hating blank

[rough basin]

Just play wt instead

[karmic prawn]

Never

[winter shell]

@halcyon trellis

Live, love, MG3

@normal saffron

[solar heath]

Mg3 go brrrrrrt

[rigid flint]

thought it was bb until it start smoking 💀

[winter shell]

Obviously Opfor with Blanks

[winter shell]

Some spicy BBs

[winter shell]

Very similar angle of a MG3 like in #dev-wip I just don’t have one during the day like that

[winter shell]

@fresh tinsel on my way to the armory to try and pull a MG3 barrel out with a cartridge

[fresh tinsel]

😭

tbf if this IS true i heard it in reference to an MG42 and not an MG3

[winter shell]

Same barrel design

[bleak fulcrum]

Both go pew pew so they must be the same

[chilly oriole]

Wait is a supporterpack skin lol ?

Nah

[odd oasis]

The first one, the US one yes

Non-supporter pack one is way more washed away

[chilly oriole]

Ewww

Thank god

Is got this shit for free

[odd oasis]

lemme send screens

gotta hop on bbr

[chilly oriole]

Us have twitch camo too

[odd oasis]

the USAF one right?

prolly best camo if you want to blend-in

[chilly oriole]

Yea

[chilly oriole]

Urm the white skin is very cool

[odd oasis]

USA:

[chilly oriole]

I need the blue content creator shirt

[odd oasis]

supporter skin:

[chilly oriole]

[odd oasis]

non-supporter skin:

[chilly oriole]

Cool

[chilly oriole]

Not cool

[odd oasis]

yeah

and gotta hop on server to show russian one

[chilly oriole]

Russian don’t have cool skin

Only on support

[odd oasis]

I like their white one

the camo

[chilly oriole]

Urm

I don’t like the rus camo fr

[odd oasis]

non supporter (it changes color depending on map, the brown one can change into green)

and supporter

[chilly oriole]

Yea so goofy

[odd oasis]

and the supporter pack gun skins only few are nice cuz they change model, adding sling or smth

meanwhile others are just:

burgir

?????

[chilly oriole]

Supporter pack don’t have good gun skin

[chilly oriole]

Bad side

Nice

[cyan wedge]

me looking at the patreon skins

😭

[odd oasis]

watamelon

[chilly oriole]

Vector

And p90

Is cool

[odd oasis]

white

[cyan wedge]

vector

[chilly oriole]

Vector

[cyan wedge]

this mf likes the patreon vector kill em

[chilly oriole]

Enjoy the gun next update

[cyan wedge]

😭

[winter shell]

In conclusion you can pull the barrel out with a cartridge but you can’t do it gently so if the barrel is hot you will 100% damage it

[odd oasis]

poland skin

[chilly oriole]

Look the twitch one

[odd oasis]

I know

[chilly oriole]

Is the same one

[fresh tinsel]

i see

[chilly oriole]

So sad

The best skin in the game for me

Is the badger

Event

Skin

I don’t have the name

[odd oasis]

scar h kinda nice tho

looks like real scar

or fal

[chilly oriole]

Like the orange one

[cyan wedge]

hb getting all the good skins

[fresh tinsel]

i fw that heavy

[odd oasis]

klean's val best cc skin

[chilly oriole]

Fal so ewwww

[chilly oriole]

Badger event

[chilly oriole]

M200 too

[fresh tinsel]

😶‍🌫️

[odd oasis]

which event

[cyan wedge]

dreamhack

[odd oasis]

ah yes

[winter shell]

It’s also very weird to do so

[cyan wedge]

😭

[chilly oriole]

Nah not this one

[odd oasis]

but yeah, supporter pack skins are scam + make cc skins obtainable, especially since all streamers left

[cyan wedge]

ok but you like this therefore L

[chilly oriole]

so cool

so fast

[cyan wedge]

😭

[chilly oriole]

so light

fast like the new update

@cyan wedge @odd oasis this one

[odd oasis]

yes now Ik

I was helping someone to decode M200 dreamhack tho

but I forgor who it was

[chilly oriole]

me

[odd oasis]

ah yeah

[cyan wedge]

better than the backer skinsTM

[odd oasis]

sadly too blured

[chilly oriole]

bro the lion is so goofy

[cyan wedge]

why is there so many m4 skins 💀

[chilly oriole]

idk fr

[odd oasis]

I'd like the WIked's AK

cuz it fits the Kaymind's aesthetic

but

[chilly oriole]

i need the jackfrag skin

[cyan wedge]

[cyan wedge]

did literally anyone get that

[chilly oriole]

I think I heard that he was slipping codes into these videos

but I have never seen anyone with this skin

[wicked helm]

frags is friends and family

[opaque fog]

I'd actually use the m4 if I had Jackfrags skin 🙏

[solar heath]

M4 best gun

[fleet tendon]

Erm I heard he was slipped codes into these videos

[opaque fog]

I think Jack intended to put codes into his videos

but then he forgor

either that or Oki never gave him codes because Oki also forgor 💀

[solar heath]

[solar heath]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4c5I5TItkM

brainrot

[odd oasis]

HOLY

[rough basin]

Rizz

[pliant cradle]

hmm

[odd oasis]

Kaya

have you seen 'Allo 'Allo!?

1982 sitcom about france

durning ww2

[solar heath]

No

[odd oasis]

holy shit it has 9 seasons

[solar heath]

At least not yet

soon™️ ?

[odd oasis]

it's basically like this:

ww2, french cafe owner is part of resistance, has to listen to no-no germans that often visit his cafe and resistance leaders decided to hide two british pilots in the cafe

it's just laughing non stop, joking about germans, brits, french and italians

[solar heath]

Interesting

[odd oasis]

fav sitcom of my brother-in-law

[solar heath]

I'm not a huge fan of sitcoms tbh

[odd oasis]

I just watched The Office and big bang theory

aight fine

friends too

[solar heath]

Can't remember the last time I watched a series

Probably was some anime

[odd oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-no-no-embed-megamind-megamind-meme-gif-25261934

[solar heath]

https://tenor.com/view/red-alert2-command-and-conquer-yuri-noo-gif-20072464