off-topic

[empty hatch]

And what timezone is this, because I was playing in a new 254 Official Oceania server. Naturally with +100 players it will be blue.

[junior shale]

that's every server over the last week

blue being total pop on officials and green being total pop on community

[cursive halo]

Nono, we are all crazy

this, its pretty simple

[tawdry steppe]

#fixmatchmaker #frfr

[nocturne iris]

dont expose me

[dusk wedge]

[dusk wedge]

you lucky im nice today

[nocturne iris]

:))

[brazen birch]

привет

[dusk wedge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/BattleBitRemastered/comments/1cv2zs4/the_update_will_happen_soon/

[mint stag]

can you guys post some funny images

im sad

[fiery cradle]

which update tho

[rose wave]

what type

[mint stag]

anything that you think its funny

[tired flume]

bro

[hybrid flower]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207824900006355066/1240774920061976658/attachment.gif

[stiff kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1207824900006355066/1240774920061976658/attachment.gif

[slate mango]

There has infact been 1 concept of a bullpup revolver actually made

Emphasis on concept

This doesnt work

It was made with the intention that someones gonna make it as an actual buyable and functioning product

Nobody made it

[slate mango]

Jesus christ

[tired flume]

erm

[slate mango]

The lights are cool but everything else is giving me an intebse urge to leap

[viral sparrow]

good!

[leaden hare]

wat da fak

[oak creek]

the fucking gears instead of a chain lmaoo

[cyan swift]

i love this funky lil guy

[cursive halo]

in true redneck rust fashion

[vast dune]

Thanks God

1 week ? 2 week ?

[devout atlas]

Oki knows what it's like to adjust samples in the lab. Bro sounding like a beatmaker

[vast dune]

LET HIM COOK

[devout atlas]

I will offer Oki literally like a year of splice CREDITS

Cuz I forgot to cancel

[winter surge]

#battlebit-eng message

[opaque ingot]

thats crazy

[opaque ingot]

-1

[stiff kindle]

HOLY FUCK

[dull nexus]

[molten coral]

and loot lake 🗣️

[cyan swift]

help my mustang wants to kill itself

[oak creek]

typical mustang experience

[hybrid sapphire]

after 4 hours of running around like an idiot, getting 1 kill an hour on average, and have it not count 3/5 times. I finally finished the challenge

the most fun part is when teammates would shoot my claymore that was placed on a good spot, then replace it with theirs

[rigid island]

It yearns for a crowd of protestors.

[wanton dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-db-shotgun-gif-21597283

[oak creek]

is this what kids are entertained by nowadays...?

[cursive halo]

Illegal gaming technique

[cyan wedge]

Late smh

[oak creek]

Theres a lot to unpack here...

[vast dune]

Update ?

[steep dock]

A true classic of halo 5 wz drama @viral sparrow https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/185496383153766400/1240929375235473440/1.png?ex=664a534a&is=664901ca&hm=eaf07d1ba32c6938817fc967aadf5eab57f99da1b8d309baccdc0f707b42f36b&

[viral sparrow]

lool

imagine if H5 you had the catear helm

youd get so much hate

[steep dock]

Yeah halo 5 era was definitely a time in life xd

[vale tide]

classic joke

we still don't have that April update

and now it's already end of May

[hushed radish]

https://tenor.com/view/chipichipi-boykisser-boykisser-chipichipi-chipichipichapachapa-gif-10758258345566257

[crystal topaz]

Sadly yes

[normal saffron]

I fucking hate this game

Wait what the fuc

[chilly pulsar]

Probably someone was testing something for a community-hosted server.

[opaque ingot]

:3

the lenny region

[chilly pulsar]

Reminds me of "Nuclear Fusion could be just 30 years away!" 🤣

(It's a meme in the nuclear physics world. People have been saying that exact line since the mid 1950s now, and it's still said today.)

[topaz mango]

FU

[opaque ingot]

huh

[topaz mango]

https://tenor.com/view/raven-cant-talk-muted-not-talking-gif-19389721

[oak creek]

Huh

[rough basin]

Its joever

[tired flume]

god damn

[undone hemlock]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1228398749773201481/1235410169446531102/3dland_compressed.mp4?ex=6648b421&is=664762a1&hm=20dd71d72beba3b5b0f8db78289d0aa3d606a746b209a6328066aa19951ba2e3&

[rocky basalt]

in the new update isn't ttk being increased

[rough basin]

@odd oasis

[opaque ingot]

@woeful marsh

https://www.roblox.com/games/3837841034/0-22-9-Deadline

[bleak fulcrum]

[rough basin]

all 4 are gone now

[cosmic river]

battlebit?

[slate mango]

BEHOLD, DAMASCUS

[odd oasis]

AINNOWAY

[cyan swift]

christ

[odd oasis]

HE DID IT

[tired flume]

what bug

[slate mango]

mag dupe and gadget dupe

[tired flume]

did you dm vilaskis?

[slate mango]

dm modmail

[tawdry steppe]

@tired flume are you reporting the bug

[tired flume]

i want the skin

[tawdry steppe]

you should do it

[wintry orbit]

how did this mf miss so much ?

i was prone xd

[vast dune]

Fortnite ?

[vale pumice]

マジでクソゲー

[dreamy notch]

It could be worse

[chilly pulsar]

I don't see any indicator for a dev region, im saying they probably just hosted a server to test their setup, and called it "test_server" because it was going back down once their hardware/software test was finished.

[restive ice]

it's the dev-only rgion

yes it does that

[chilly pulsar]

That's Azagor.
The map.
It's literally my favorite map to play on Night.

[fluid wraith]

Zazugor

[chilly oriole]

Who play night map

[chilly pulsar]

Sadly, I haven't seen a night map in months.

They afford better opportunities for flanking and strategy, rather than just rushing straight in and whoever has faster twitch aim wins.

[chilly oriole]

Night map suck fr

[drowsy solstice]

Looks like hotdog won~ she'll be eating good today~ 💙
Kittengirl~ 🎵 kittengirl~ 🎵 giving~ her~ a hotdog~ 🌭

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829817836880003173/1241611483008339968/image.png?ex=664ad44d&is=664982cd&hm=76f328a56805ec7dbc7bd21ea207957ded0b80b5d44de8fd7da07f0fe33bf629&

[tawdry steppe]

@tired flume @stiff kindle @fervent wharf you cant escape me

[tired flume]

You can’t escape battlebot sticker spam automod

[tawdry steppe]

Phycat siscord

[fervent wharf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1061735015068737677/1075921763470426172/image0.gif

[tired flume]

Erm

[devout atlas]

Imagine playing ghost of Tsushima years late cuz u don't own a ps4

[vast dune]

Why i can't replay ?

Cause you told me not no play again on MY PC ?

[stark sigil]

Is it capped @60fps?

[vast dune]

No

[oak creek]

[devout atlas]

I'm just bugging u

[hushed radish]

Please update

[vast dune]

The next update is the end of early acess

[cyan wedge]

[hushed radish]

Are you serious now

[cyan wedge]

Yes

Very serious

[lean orbit]

No. We are very wacky.

[hushed radish]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-boykisser-gif-15629861713642818650

[lethal garden]

I will buy a console if GTA 6 isn’t released for PC🤕

[lethal garden]

Early access games suck or is it just bbr?

[cyan wedge]

[mint stag]

damn i just fell in love

[chilly oriole]

Better on pc

[hushed radish]

Just bbr

[vast dune]

Ghost 💀

[lethal garden]

i will buy it after finishing AC syndicate

[karmic prawn]

Fat

[jade spire]

early access games = the status of ea-games far away from release -_-
If the game is already running so well with the Eary Access release, that it is hyped for a long time, many dev teams will take it upon themselves to ensure that it is not made clear in the communication that no one should expect that only a few small bug fixes are planned... . and so the vicious circle begins 😕
AND at the same time you have to say that the players expect too much (and therefore put too much pressure on the devs) because no one really thinks about what early access really means...

PUBG is also a very famous example (even if a lot more went wrong in the background)

[odd oasis]

polish MP compared to US MP

[spiral tree]

Evolved from this little gringo

[odd oasis]

also polish formal police uniform

[opaque fog]

worlds crustiest jpg for ants

[odd oasis]

lemme get another one

cuz it posted the same 2 times

[opaque fog]

looks like service dress for USAF, wore this in high school

[odd oasis]

is it better now?

[opaque fog]

mans got more than four pixels for a forehead, ya did great, champ

[odd oasis]

here with some gear on

and this is polish anti-terrorist forces uniform

the BOA/SPKS

tbh you can get your own platecarrier as police

[slate mango]

Goofy uniform

[odd oasis]

example

lemme post previous police uniforms

tbh pretty similiar to the current ones

but they were more gray-ish

and different hat

this shit righ there is the previous formal uniform

what in the goofy ahh photos

and this was the "daily" one

[bleak fulcrum]

BBR update ahhh uniform

[odd oasis]

[young pasture]

how i can appeal my perm ban?

[cobalt cliff]

I have been banned from the game!

If you have been banned from the game, you can appeal by messaging @cinder pendant.
Please include your Steam64ID, and the reason you feel it was unjustifed. Staff will take a look, and decide on the outcome.

If you have been banned by EAC (EasyAntiCheat)

• Easy Anti Cheat Ban Appeal Form
• (Appeals for anything else besides EAC bans will be ignored)
• Be advised that there won't be any feedback.
  Note: If you haven’t been unbanned after 30 days, it means that your case is denied, further appeal requests will not result in a different decision.

[odd oasis]

From this:

To shit like this

But all made from plastic + hole for ur ass

Smth like this

[peak cypress]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814632160219758625/952524046979989514/260141262_337127318175154_657022717805391476_n.mp4?ex=664bd865&is=664a86e5&hm=d5408433900445965102d5e5c19138f42629472f4dcaff2e9320fe532639d17d&

[tired flume]

this photo looks too real

is it real

[pulsar talon]

its outside my window, i live in small city

also district is my favorite map because of that

w8 i try to post it in better quality

it is better now?

it is

loads longer

fun fact i have like 100km to the baltic sea and 10km to Odra river

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oder

[karmic prawn]

@stiff kindle omg otter river

[rigid flint]

Is it the polish German border river

[pulsar talon]

yes it is

[karmic prawn]

@rigid flint

[hushed radish]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-cat-hitting-cat-cat-punching-cat-cat-slapping-cat-orange-cat-hitting-cat-gif-6585435513579432745

[terse sandal]

of course

[tired flume]

@tawdry steppe erm

cheater

[winter surge]

still looks like 200 for me @odd oasis

[odd oasis]

yeh same for me

[tawdry steppe]

erm

[terse sandal]

you are a mad man

[tawdry steppe]

[oak creek]

What people have to go through with siblings way younger than them

[tired flume]

erm

[oak creek]

I was trying to ignore it but you fucking ruined everything

[karmic prawn]

weekly challenges on their way to the past

like what the fuck is this, in the middle of the game they just changed

[oak creek]

26 fps???

[tired flume]

Claymores again

[oak creek]

Wheres that guy who had a shit load of trouble getting claymore kills to count? He'll love this

[opaque ingot]

as long as yer havin fun i dont see the problem

its BB who tf cares about k/d 😆

[terse sandal]

Im on my slow journey to 2kd

trying to recover from my first 50 hours of dilly dallying

went from 0.79

[terse sandal]

me

[opaque ingot]

nice lol

[terse sandal]

I want to be better at the game

I mean I am kinda already but why stop

[opaque ingot]

dont say that i "care" but its also a goal of mine to get to 2.0 using support only

[karmic prawn]

they reset again???

[terse sandal]

its kinda my goal to keep going

[tawdry swift]

200 obj… devs are smokin crack again

[cold vigil]

https://fxtwitter.com/DocStrangelove2/status/1792193994493247661

[woven valley]

AAAAAAAUUGGGGGGGGG

[wanton dagger]

fish

[molten coral]

oh fuck I cant turn off the fish generator

[wanton dagger]

is my brand new fish farm

[molten coral]

afk fish farm

in minecraft

[unkempt whale]

this was a funny match last night

i'm a W medic sometimes

[ocean quartz]

much meow for stacking

player count on a BBC server; I left Battlefield because of stuff like this. unfortunately not many options for servers right now, will have to try later

I'm going to assume any high kill count game has stacked teams from now on 😦

[chilly oriole]

Sad

[bleak fulcrum]

Who the fuck chose this font

[dusk mason]

that’s crazy 😭😭😭

[queen vector]

of the time they dont stack

welp expect switiching to the team that is loosing

[viral sparrow]

@stiff kindle happy birthday

[oak creek]

Just learn how to read

[unkempt hearth]

does anyone know when the next dev stream is gonna be?

[wanton dagger]

day 25

[mortal bison]

[UWS] having a chill monday

[wanton dagger]

i always wanted a calm monday and never got it

[oak creek]

Theyre a scam anyway

[mortal bison]

what kind of scam? the good kind or the bad kind?

[oak creek]

Ive never heard of a good kind of scam, but lets go with that

[mortal bison]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO ! woot woot

[oak creek]

Also why does your tag not say [United We Spiff]. Missed opportunity imo

[mortal bison]

dude.... i didnt think of that im going to change that shit right now! thank you <3

[oak creek]

<3

[restive ice]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

@wanton dagger

[wanton dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-plink-cat-gif-1794292671885121408

[restive ice]

your clips are NOOB

🇧🇷 👎

[wanton dagger]

bark no bite

https://tenor.com/view/crunch-cat-luna-eat-gif-3997701764820700221

[restive ice]

bite deez nuts

😡

[wanton dagger]

bite ma balls

https://tenor.com/view/cat-look-cat-look-at-camera-silly-cat-in-a-cage-gif-889392959852579879

[oak creek]

[wanton dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-gif-25249881

[oak creek]

Lol, i love that gif

[wanton dagger]

nuh uh

[vast dune]

me vs update

update too strong

update is coming

[summer bronze]

[shy steppe]

they gonna buff sledgehammer?

[hushed radish]

First shot kick

[vocal minnow]

word

[slate mango]

Why is there a cut image of the ultrakill panopticon

[cyan wedge]

why not

[slate mango]

Just seems odd

[cyan wedge]

[clever totem]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDoDUBFUCpY see

[bleak fulcrum]

How carcheat be dodging bullets

[opaque ingot]

https://youtu.be/yKdRYxKCOaU?si=dMJumrPc365_UAO6

[opaque fog]

it's habbening!

[bleak fulcrum]

watafak

[tired flume]

skill issued

[pale lotus]

gonna try VPN now

nope

Tor comin in hot

[bleak fulcrum]

Nah it doesn't work for me either

lemme see

[pale lotus]

Ah

Nice

lmao

[bleak fulcrum]

Lemme send in DM

[pale lotus]

sure

[bleak fulcrum]

I need to contact le staff about my link

[pale lotus]

Oh yeah that one works

tysm

Wow

@bleak fulcrum The outlinks dont work either KEKW

[bleak fulcrum]

[pale lotus]

RIP

[bleak fulcrum]

Must be cuz i transfered my shit onto another account

[pale lotus]

Well

[bleak fulcrum]

Old one had my personal email and shit so decided to change

[pale lotus]

meibeh

[bleak fulcrum]

Lakes just a sec

[pale lotus]

Ye thats prolly a good idea

[cyan swift]

the standard lexus experience

i feel like i know that turn

it looks like fuckin

what’s that track hold on

spa

[oak creek]

Silverstone 💀

[cyan swift]

ah that’s why it looks so familiar

[oak creek]

It's the left-hander of Vale

[cyan swift]

i used to run that track exclusively for testing cars on forza in the day

[oak creek]

Its a great track for testing

[cyan swift]

after i got tired of it and learned about camber changing over elevation i started using laguna seca

but silverstone is still great for it

[oak creek]

Laguna seca is a bit too extreme of a track for testing for my personal taste. Not to mention quite short and small

Especially if im trying to get my own baseline default setup for a car if the default setup it comes with isnt great

[cyan swift]

it’s good for the corkscrew in specific, if you can get your car stable over that then in general it’ll be stable on most tracks

but i agree on everything else

[tawdry steppe]

@hollow sun

[hollow sun]

yeah but i can just say "this is some randoms icon. i dont know what wrong with him"

[thorn pulsar]

Is that a painting

[tawdry steppe]

It is an entity

[thorn pulsar]

the picture gives an indescribable emotion

[tawdry steppe]

@stiff kindle i have no mouth and i must scream

[oak creek]

now thats a fucking throwback

[oak creek]

why is rainbow line outside

[viral sparrow]

cuz

[tawdry steppe]

@viral sparrow this is peak steam forums

Look at the original argument

[cyan swift]

steam forums are the least enlightened bunch

[viral sparrow]

xD

[tawdry steppe]

I got banned for saying that i was going to touch them

[wanton dagger]

lmao

[tawdry steppe]

The steam rules dont make sense

Homophobia touching people

[cyan swift]

"us normal people" as he bitches and moans on steam forums over a 15 dollar game that was never expected to be this big and has 3 entire devs keeping it all together using stick glue and strands of hair braided

[viral sparrow]

wtf

yeah you shouldnt have been banned

was it steam mods itself or the BBR mods?

actually DM me that

[tawdry steppe]

Its steam side not bbr

Yeah

[viral sparrow]

ahh ok good

[tawdry steppe]

Its still weird

Oh yeah

[viral sparrow]

if it was BBR i was gunna bitch at someone lol

[tawdry steppe]

That garmo guy only talks about femboy and furries ruining his beloved milsim game

Its all he does

[cyan swift]

he wants to be one so bad

[viral sparrow]

eh theyve existed even before EA so

hes just throwing shit at a wall seeing what sticks

[restive ice]

hes here too LOL

[tawdry steppe]

@dawn rain i love you ( no homo i know you hate those)

[restive ice]

hes like this fyou t-t guy

but instead of cateat hate for no reason he just hates femboys and furries

[cyan swift]

telling you he wants to be one

[karmic prawn]

How can you hate femboys and furries when they make the best wank material

[tired flume]

real

[karmic prawn]

Blank

[true hinge]

the first one real. the second one not real

[devout atlas]

What is even going on here

[lyric flicker]

Playing with FAL vs playing with badger. Badger >>>>> @mint imp

Better yet... badger on top, fal on bottom.

Ignore last column

[oak creek]

@vast berry i am your personal assetto demon

[cyan wedge]

🗿

[vast berry]

is that graphic fidelity just in like a replay mode?

[oak creek]

Not really. The motion blur effects are from using an attached camera for a tracking shot, but the game looks just like that when driving. In theory, anyway. I do my replays on a single 1440p monitor, but switch to my triple 1440p monitors for actually playing, so ive necessarily got to lower some of the gfx for FPS sake

[vast berry]

ya

[oak creek]

But for people playing on single screens, yeah theres nothing keeping them from running the game looking just like the replays so long as their hardware allows it

[vast berry]

how would you categorize your pc, power wise

upper mid?

[karmic prawn]

Hi snugbuttle

[oak creek]

Very power

[oak creek]

Probably middle upper

4080 and an 8086k, both OCd

[vast berry]

that's a decent rig id say

gotcha, ty

[vast dune]

Me after update

Battlebit 2 Remastered 2 is too good

[cyan wedge]

Mfw 86k

[oak creek]

its a great CPU, but tbh its getting up there in age considering its sitting next to a 4080 lol

[cyan wedge]

Not even 4090

[oak creek]

because im not insane

well

im not that insane

[cyan wedge]

Bitch

[karmic prawn]

Hi sworve

[solemn ridge]

is there something wrong with my heli controls?

[hushed radish]

What is alpha 1?

[solemn ridge]

"1"

[hybrid flower]

Ah it’s likely because of the chat exchange, iirc tbg has a 0 tolerance policy

Was it perma?

[cursive halo]

Its an autoban for saying nigel

[odd oasis]

aka snowflake server

[cursive halo]

Lol

[odd oasis]

super snowflake server

[cursive halo]

It's an automatic chat ban triggered by the word nigel

My god

[hybrid flower]

Compared to PBS anything is 💀

[cursive halo]

I can't comprehend

[hushed radish]

Nigel can get you banned lol

[bleak fulcrum]

These liberals these day smh

[odd oasis]

it's not that bad XD

Ban everyone with that name 🗣️

[hybrid flower]

Yeah you ban the pricks

[odd oasis]

names are now illegal

[hybrid flower]

Yeah as @cursive halo said, probably a auto mod saying Nigel lol

[austere sigil]

cant say "nigel" in a video game anymore

[hybrid flower]

You can appeal it if you want in their discord

You have the proof it wasn’t meant to be racist

[odd oasis]

names are now illegal

[cursive halo]

This shouldn't cause a ban to begin with, it's pathetic and malicious

What server is this?

[odd oasis]

[odd oasis]

tbg

[hushed radish]

TBG conquest 24/7

[cursive halo]

Yikes

[hybrid flower]

Being racist should be a ban, for saying Nigel, definitely not

[austere sigil]

i thought nigel was the one who banned me lol

technically he is

[hybrid flower]

I doubt it, it was almost 100% automod with how quick it happened

[austere sigil]

that's even worse than i thought what happened

[cursive halo]

literally says its automod

[cyan wedge]

when the gold is actually gold

[opaque fog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuhOfzUCL7A&ab_channel=bexbuzz

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/6uT8wGtB3yQ?si=Ey1H5zTCNveJH_us

https://youtu.be/8dpMbcArOf4?si=FDGK4msRJBNd51Zo

https://youtu.be/_DvotMVHWO8?si=mz4GoDQR1f2EhtN3

[cyan wedge]

gbf 🗿

[oak creek]

Haha this is hilarious but also tragic

[leaden hare]

when r we racing

[topaz mango]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[oak creek]

Right there! Thats you!

[topaz mango]

what the HELL

[topaz mango]

yeah

[rough basin]

i hate silverstone so much man

[topaz mango]

dm me if you wanna play but not battle bit

[rough basin]

@leaden hare do you got acc?

[oak creek]

I love Silverstone. But i recently tried it in the reverse direction on a whim, and was like "i think this might be even better"

[rough basin]

I personally like Monza and Spa francorchamps but i can never get a hang of silverstone

[oak creek]

Monza and spa are great too. Theyre all bonafide classics

[rough basin]

only issue with Monza is that everyone crashes in turn 1

[rough basin]

what really sucks is that I de installed ACC recently to spare some space, when i re installed it all my setups for the cars where gone

[oak creek]

Lol yeah, professional level drivers can usually handle monza lap 1 turn 1 just fine, but its a tall order for anyone else

[rough basin]

ACC lobbies are filled with braindead people who dont know the braking zone for turn 1 and make it a slaughter, thats why when i play ACC online on monza I keep to being a back marker until after turn 1

[oak creek]

aye, i learned that tactic pretty quickly when i did iracing in the miatas. let people do their crashes at the front and middle of the field while keeping your own nose clean, then you can do your own race

"last to first challenge? just play iracing bro"

[rough basin]

Monza is probably my best circuit, i can get about 1:48 alone and about 1:53 with other people

[oak creek]

i have very little time in ACC (im more of an AC guy) so i dont really know my laptimes in GT cars lol

[bleak fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/ive-been-replaced-cristine-raquel-rotenberg-simply-nailogical-someone-took-over-someone-took-my-spot-gif-18981760

[vivid seal]

how are you able to do this?

i saw you made shotguns lmao

fair enough have you made and rpg deagle yet?

skevo rpg

[tired flume]

how does one even mod bbr currently

[vivid seal]

oooo

omg yes hahaha i need it now

[acoustic drift]

Torgue weapon

[tired flume]

thats my screenshot

[vast dune]

They are talking about how it is stupid on #battlebit-pt-br channel

[tired flume]

no access 😔

tell them that i built that tower in an empty testing server (only player in the entire lobby was me)

[tawdry steppe]

Here

[tired flume]

wow look at this cool view @tawdry steppe

[tawdry steppe]

Jump

[tired flume]

i cant i turned on the immortal hack

[topaz mango]

https://tenor.com/view/actually-nerd-actually-nerd-glasses-well-yes-but-actually-no-gif-5597798959730072444

[topaz mango]

you can't

[topaz mango]

there is no immortal hack

[tired flume]

yes there is

[topaz mango]

you can't jump off cuz the game is not going to let you

[tawdry steppe]

I do not want poon slayer treatment

[topaz mango]

https://tenor.com/view/actually-nerd-actually-nerd-glasses-well-yes-but-actually-no-gif-5597798959730072444

[tired flume]

say that to the lazy-mobile

[topaz mango]

bruh

[topaz mango]

btw you can't jump

[tired flume]

i know lmao

[topaz mango]

good and i wanted to jump

[tired flume]

do u play this game

@topaz mango

[vast dune]

Horse Samurai

[karmic lodge]

https://clips.twitch.tv/HelplessSwissPorcupinePeteZaroll-7_uFx3k_pNwMQPGG

[cursive halo]

@woeful marsh

@woeful marsh

dont worry about it for now

[tired flume]

hey I have r2modman

[opaque ingot]

I have it for ror2

[cursive halo]

018fa343-b9e1-f27b-ad92-891241e1d9d2

just so it doesnt get lost

[cursive halo]

any eclipse finishers?

[austere sigil]

@hybrid flower @cursive halo @odd oasis @bleak fulcrum @oak creek the moderators won't unban either even after i showed them the clip

🤣

[cursive halo]

aint no way

that's malicious as fuck

[chilly oriole]

[oak creek]

Me

[oak creek]

TBG, was it? I dont think ill be visiting their servers again lol. What a load of shite

[cursive halo]

likewise

tbh considering you have to apply to even host a server I would bring this up to BBR staff

this is ridiculous

[oak creek]

HEY TERMY

GET A LOAD OF THIS SHITE

[oak creek]

done

[cursive halo]

they legit have "nig" itself causing an automated ban regardless of the context and refuse to remove it when presented with evidence

he legit responded to a guy called nigel and got autobanned

server staff refuses to undo the ban when presented with a recording of the name causing the ban

yikes

[oak creek]

Like, its not even dubious. Its hilariously clear he was talking to a guy with the username literally "Nigel".

[austere sigil]

i messaged 10 of their mods and got 1 guy to respond and he's basically said get lost lol

[oak creek]

GET ME

[cursive halo]

i find it great that you have to apply to host a server just for the most irresponsible overly moderating crybabys to get that priviledge

while creative people wanting to support their region essentially get told to get lost

we literally have a server on EU that has in the rules "camping/headglitching = ban"

as if this is cod2

headglitching, my god

[austere sigil]

saying nigel and camping gets you banned nowadays

[oak creek]

As a camper, im halfway there already!

nigel

[viral sparrow]

haha i joined their discord earlier today and was kicked
but i was able to rejoin
no idea if it was due to the drama here or something else

[austere sigil]

im contacting BBR staff about this if they wanna be petty i can be too

[restive ice]

pay for vip

you'll get reserved slot and ability to mention any nigels you want

[viral sparrow]

yeah no lol

didnt like their servers in BF already

[restive ice]

same thats actually why i wasnt surprised to see them doing the same shit in battlebit

[viral sparrow]

eh thats one of my big gripes with BF4 was the community servers

alot were
bad to say the least

[austere sigil]

you'd think they'd be more professional and understanding they're not new to running servers

[restive ice]

don't bother with TBG

tbg servers are fictional

@lapis cosmos very good server host because he does not moderate his chat very well and has player collision disabled like a normal human being

join the bbc rat maze

[lapis cosmos]

We do, there's a reason why noone can see your chat messages

[restive ice]

i was joking

it is the insanity of your playerbase smith

not you

please give me my tag back..

[cursive halo]

tbh, if BBR staff tells you server owners can do what they want (i expect them to say this), ask why they are vetted and on an application basis if people like this can represent BBR

also there is a big disparity between server owners doing what they want in a game with 30k people, where there is alternatives, vs a game where a server is 250/3000 people

[austere sigil]

good points

[cursive halo]

or to paraphrase, if one singular server has 8% of the playerbase

[austere sigil]

I know facepunch just deletes a server on rust if the the server owners/moderators gives players a negative experience and that's a game with 100k players everyday

[cursive halo]

That's sensible devs that respond to logic and reason

Meanwhile BBR is mostly making excuses and deflecting

So I expect more of that tbh

[restive ice]

careful...

[vast dune]

Now im playing the DLC

I completed all missions and activities on the main map.

[cursive halo]

In true 1984 fashion the truth is best left unsaid

[odd oasis]

So from what I read
TBG stands for TrashBaG

[cursive halo]

Sounds about right

[quick locust]

?

I have no idea what either of those reactions mean. But carry on

[cursive halo]

It means that I wont bother going into it when even the trust and safety team is literally some teenage wankers saying "fuck you not our issue" based on semantics rather than accepting there is issues

[quick locust]

I can’t fix these issues if you don’t tell me them.

[restive ice]

🫡

[cursive halo]

I am not gonna waste my energy again, it was weeks ago when I literally talked to T&S + Purple names

[quick locust]

Then I can’t help you.

[cursive halo]

That's fine, I just warned the guy over there that his issue likely is gonna get downplayed or the action taken justified

[quick locust]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-nick-offerman-thumbs-up-right-on-good-job-gif-25371744

[cursive halo]

@austere sigil Keep us updated

[austere sigil]

i will it's already being looked into

[hearty lark]

just did this 🫡

[cursive halo]

late august, cursed 💀

[steep dock]

Brb gonna be Nigel Thornberry

https://tenor.com/view/the-wild-thornberrys-nigel-smashing-smile-amazed-gif-4000371

[oak creek]

wot

[steep dock]

No particular reason

[oak creek]

i see

OH

NIGEL

got it

ive never given a single shit about that show, so i assumed it was some reference i didnt get lol

[steep dock]

I mean hey if the opportunity presents itself

[oak creek]

[restive ice]

are these worked problems

i dont like this

https://tenor.com/view/cat-scared-gif-27466237

[cursive halo]

first page of the book is a first aid crashcourse

should tell you enough

opening the book likely to give you a heart attack

[restive ice]

can i read the book in english for free anywhere

[cursive halo]

the big book has a small book inside of it

thats just a summary of all the most important formulars with little text

[restive ice]

(wtf is a formular)

[cursive halo]

ahh sorry

equations, math formulas

no r at the end

[restive ice]

you scared me

ok the equations sound fun

[cursive halo]

electricity zzz

even has a page on types of ladders and how to use them safely

lmao

also how to keep proper posture

this is golden

[oak creek]

Lightning Electromagnetic Pulse -> LEMP

why the M

[restive ice]

WAIT THIS IS AMAZING

[oak creek]

thats like abbreviating National Football League to NFBL

[cursive halo]

lightning electro magnetic pulse

[oak creek]

foot ball

[cursive halo]

could also be a non magnetic pulse I guess

[oak creek]

electromagnetic is its own thing

its own word

[restive ice]

give me english free pdf ...

[oak creek]

at least in english it is

[cursive halo]

well in german we have this ability to combine any nouns we want into a word

its quite common for abbrevations to use multiple letters of a given word to be specific

[oak creek]

The Michael

[restive ice]

what the skibidi

[oak creek]

nah, im sure thats a thing english does that German just adopts, stupid nonsense abbreviations are painfully common in english

[cursive halo]

its not nonsense tho, its scientific, not sure about what murica does

[restive ice]

we steal shit from other languages

more exceptions than adherences

[cursive halo]

the magnetic is part of the word and is a key element of the description, hence the abbrevation NEEDS it

[oak creek]

it IS nonsense because electromagnetic is one word, its not electro space magnetic

[restive ice]

it could be

if you want it to be

like just now

you did it just now

electro magnetic

[oak creek]

yeah and ball is a pretty fucking critical part of football, but it aint in the NFL abbreviation

[cursive halo]

firstly, localized, it can be different, secondly, just cause the word electromagnetic is one thing doesnt mean there cant be electronic

[restive ice]

NationalFootbalL...

[oak creek]

WHY THE L

[cursive halo]

which would result in the SAME abbreviation for multiple things

[restive ice]

take this 🇱

[oak creek]

wait whyd you squish it ALL into one word

[cursive halo]

so in science, its very often reasonable

[oak creek]

use yo spacebar

[cursive halo]

i dont care about your football abbreviations

[restive ice]

rude

[cursive halo]

they are made by tards

[restive ice]

said the

...

i cant come up with anything you might be right

[cursive halo]

uhh, idk, metal or electronic?

[oak creek]

yeah so instead it resulted in "SEMP". in hindsight, thats not great

[cursive halo]

i can take picture of cover and book number i guess

[restive ice]

whichever one is more kid friendly

[cursive halo]

they all will make you cry

[restive ice]

ok um

[oak creek]

no different from my usual state of existence

[cursive halo]

does murica use ISBNs for books?

[restive ice]

is there anything i can use next year in engineering class

[restive ice]

i think we still do

i dont know if we read in the us anymore

[cursive halo]

i swear to god if isbn . de is blacklisted

nice

[restive ice]

you know

the point of me asking for an english version

was so i wouldnt have to go through a german website

[cursive halo]

yeah not the point

[restive ice]

because I STILL CANT READ WHATEVER THIS IS

[cursive halo]

this book is available in english and german

[restive ice]

IM SCARED THERES SO MANY LETTERS IN A WORD

[cursive halo]

if i were to judge by this

[oak creek]

#off-topic message

[restive ice]

ok look gedagedigedagedaoh is based

[oak creek]

die

[restive ice]

https://tenor.com/view/мем-нагетс-курочка-еда-прикол-gif-4455959319203028247

[cursive halo]

you vs the chicken nugget she tells you not to worry about

[restive ice]

where did you come from where did you go

[oak creek]

chicken eye joe?

[restive ice]

gedagedigedagedo...

[cursive halo]

dude there is so many variants of those books hahaha

omg

Mechanical and Metal Trades Handbook

is what I have i think

[restive ice]

i cant help you verify that because i cant read

(cant read german)

[oak creek]

yeah textbooks tend to be like that. more editions than you can count on your hands and toes

[restive ice]

can you count on your hands and toes

do you lack toes...

and hands..

[cursive halo]

just checked, libgen has the book

libgen has almost everything

180mb pdf

ok

[restive ice]

ok

[oak creek]

yes

[cursive halo]

anyway, libgen . rs

[restive ice]

bro ur taking me to the dark web !!! wtf

[restive ice]

whats the book name again...

[cursive halo]

Mechanical and Metal Trades Handbook

[oak creek]

tomatoe

[restive ice]

it tells me to use tor

im scared

nvm

[oak creek]

lol

[restive ice]

stupid button layout

[cursive halo]

just click cloudflare thing

[cursive halo]

ye lol, was confused at first too

[restive ice]

doing rn

this shit takes years to load wtf

avast calls it a phishing scam

[cursive halo]

avast is braindead

why would you run something that makes most of its revenue from scanning and selling your data + preventing you from pirating stuff

lol

[restive ice]

idk i pirate shit anyway using avast

dont tell avast

[cursive halo]

shit legit gets paid for blocking piracy too

lmao

[restive ice]

i scan my free games with avast and it doesnt catch anything 🤷‍♂️

dont know if thats a good thing or not

[cursive halo]

windows defender is better than avast tbh

and as an on demand scan malwarebytes

[restive ice]

i use mb and avast.. ...

im really stupid

[cursive halo]

i like how the scan is very fucking uneven hahaha

[restive ice]

@cursive halo this book is not funny

[cursive halo]

you have been warned

[restive ice]

what the fuck

this book is all reference

[cursive halo]

its just formulas, stats and norms

for everything

so ye, pain

[restive ice]

then whats the point of learning

we should be able to derive this on the job!!

[cursive halo]

tbh we always got taught that you don't need to memorize stuff, it's about knowing where to find stuff

like stuff you do frequently you wont need the book for, duh

but if you gotta do some precalculations or look something up

[oak creek]

@rough basin look at this lunatic AI!

[cursive halo]

book has like 10 pages dedicated to NUTS

[restive ice]

STOP

I HAVE AN END OF COURSE PROJECT DUE TOMORROW

IVE WASTED 3 HOURS HERE

I NEED TO LOCK IN

[cursive halo]

just do the project

lol

[restive ice]

AND THIS IS GOING TO GIVE ME NIGHTMARES

IVE DONE 5 MIN OF WORK IN THE PAST 3 HOURS

HOLY SHIT

NOOOOOO

[rough basin]

Il give it a watch after school discord mobile is tripping

[restive ice]

GOODBYE BATTLESHIT I HOPE DEVELOPERS GET REVIVED LIKE IN WARZONE

[oak creek]

make sure you got audio turnt. these cars sound great

[cursive halo]

do self timeout pussy

[restive ice]

NEVER

[opaque ingot]

I cant bring myself to golden e8 rings just yet, I had e4 gold then someone bought the dlc for me so now I have to learn 2 new characters and get them up to speed, and even then I have 4x11 victorious runs ahead of me. so much time :( make me discouraged

[cursive halo]

But wait, there is more

EclipseExtended

Adds 8 new challenge levels to the Eclipse gamemode.

Also umbral mithrix is fun

[opaque ingot]

I dont give a FUUUUUUUUUUUCK about content mods. but some of the qol is nice, and some gameplay toggles are nice

ping replied with malicious intent but I'm sure mods give more replayability for people

[opaque ingot]

I've seen this one on a ttv/yt that uses it because e8 is just too easy for him

[cursive halo]

Race?

[opaque ingot]

probably

[cursive halo]

tbh umbral mithrix is not that much harder

its just that normal mithrix has 2 irrelevant phases and phase 4 is a trash gimmick

that's the main reason people use it, not even difficulty, but ye, im not gonna install the e16 mod, but umbral mithrix kinda is a must have for me personally

at least when going E7/E8

[opaque ingot]

ic

[restive ice]

🍅

[cursive halo]

must be race tbh, there is like 2 ror2 content creators, woolie who is ADHD braindead yolo gamer and race who is e8+ gamer recycling a lot to make good build

[cursive halo]

tomato cause rainless

imagine

ror2 superior pve game, BBR pve too easy

[restive ice]

you dont even play

[cursive halo]

yes i am

[odd oasis]

Will be like this for 7h

Doing math for my thesis

[dreamy notch]

ope

[oak creek]

@dreamy notch LOOK AT ALL THE ASS IM THROWIN

[dreamy notch]

holy shit lmao

call that liftoff

[oak creek]

yup. in a straight-but-not-actually-straight line, so the rear end went around real quick what with not actually touching the ground

@dreamy notch aint no way this gonna bounce

[dreamy notch]

let me know how that takes mirabeau

[oak creek]

tiltedly

"help me"

[worn vessel]

another RoR2 player

[woeful marsh]

Remember this is the base Uzi. That damage doesn't add up when you use an ammo conversion. So it's pointless

Stock Uzi never was good anyways

[woven valley]

Meh I never cared for it much

Bizon be epic now tho

what rank r u

[woeful marsh]

I cared until I found an op setup then we'll it's mid now

[woeful marsh]

Not too high only 250

[woven valley]

ah im 247

[woeful marsh]

Nice! So do you like the ntw?

[woven valley]

Never bought the 20x110 convo

[woeful marsh]

I've used it too many times

[woven valley]

its fine but it gets boring

[woeful marsh]

To wallbang spots mainly

The metro wallbang spot is fun

I can get 30-40 kills in a match ez

[woven valley]

Did u play last month during PDW madness

[woeful marsh]

Yeah I did play pf last month

[woven valley]

Man shit was so stupid 😭

Only Mp7's, ump's, P90's and vectors

[woeful marsh]

I didn't like how op the vector was

Literally no point using ars lol

When the vector kills u in 00.001 seconds

[woven valley]

i mean there is still no reason when ak107 is still a thing

Basically the new 416 that used to be meta years ago

[woeful marsh]

Ak 107 is op atm

Or is it the ak109?

The one that's a carbine

[woven valley]

107 is the 105 with BARS barrel

so yes carbine

[karmic prawn]

Ah yes, the 107 that's a 105 that's a 109

[woven valley]

Yes.

[woeful marsh]

Ak107 is like the new vector

It's op in cqc

[odd oasis]

@slate mango

So basically, I had a questionnaire to do some research, had to create database which looks like this:

(part of it for obvious reasons)

with it, I was able to do some calculations and prepare table which looks like this: (table of statistical dependencies)

(part of it for obvious reasons, there are 4 more tables)

if P is below 0.05 then there is statistical dependency

[woven valley]

prawy do lewego!!!!!

[odd oasis]

so for that dependency I have to create a chart which looks like this

and at the end I have to describe that shit

[slate mango]

Oof

[odd oasis]

how 1st group (women) answered

and how 2nd group (men) answered

[slate mango]

Whats the questionare abt anyways

[odd oasis]

ofc I have to also prepare charts to show how many women, men, how old, where are they from etc

[karmic prawn]

Answeared

[odd oasis]

What people think about crime in their area, if they feel safe, how they rate police in terms of fighting with crime

[odd oasis]

brainrot, always having trouble with it

english skissue

[karmic prawn]

Answer + ed, never have to have trouble with it again

Answered

[odd oasis]

siryessir

aight, back to that one huge CBT

[slate mango]

What the general consensus
Id see it myself if i knew polish

[odd oasis]

still have to prepare all the stuff to figure out

the charts and stuff

can share results once I'm done

(in few days?)

[slate mango]

I see

[bleak fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/excel-beloved-ms-microsoft-ms-excel-gif-4509325020295107854

[woven valley]

kdo bi gagal noč in dan, kdo opiral kljun zaman raje se otresimo skrbi 🦆

[karmic prawn]

Račke

[woven valley]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-dance-4k-gif-21310774

[karmic prawn]

Hoak

[odd oasis]

So much fun with it

I will be sitting in excel for 7 hours straight today

[bleak fulcrum]

You making something cool or just graphs?

[slate mango]

Ox1 what do you consider cool in excel

[bleak fulcrum]

Million formulas

Gazillion seconds of loading time

[slate mango]

I see

[bleak fulcrum]

At least a couple cool formulas

Use of LET

[slate mango]

LET?

[bleak fulcrum]

LET() function

[slate mango]

Ah k

[bleak fulcrum]

LET(Value1;1; Value1)

Output is 1

[odd oasis]

fkn excel charts

shit won't generate map

[bleak fulcrum]

LET(Variable1 name; Variable1 value; Variable2 name OR output some value)

You can also include buncha formulas into place of Variable1 value

[cursive halo]

excel is so often misused as a database

its a curse

[slate mango]

Been thinking about doing some testing with antivehicle grenades
See how much damage it does to each vehicle

[cursive halo]

if excel disappeared overnight every single countries economy would get nuked

[bleak fulcrum]

😇

[odd oasis]

@bleak fulcrum wanna help?

cuz my excel is having a stroke

with this one chart

[bleak fulcrum]

show me the problem

[odd oasis]

it just won't generate map chart cuz some goofy ahh connection problems

lemme send the lil small sheet

try to generate it yourself

[bleak fulcrum]

Powered by Bing

[odd oasis]

it should automatically generate a map of poland

[odd oasis]

YEAH XD

[odd oasis]

tried and shit not working

fuck it

I will do this one at home

XD

[rough basin]

Objective nordic ranking is Norway>Finland>Sweden>Denmark

[bleak fulcrum]

Finland > Sweden

Fax

[hybrid flower]

https://medal.tv/games/titanfall-2/clips/2eHjsNI9vbp3Jo/d1337g5JY0OR?invite=cr-MSxYR3UsMjIyOTk0NzE3LA bbr kraber when?

[slate mango]

Translate this excel man

[bleak fulcrum]

It finds weapon stat, applies each attachment multiplier to a stat and also adds any simple addition values and outputs the stat with all those attachment values applied

[slate mango]

Ah i see

[bleak fulcrum]

Each cell has same thing

[slate mango]

So thats how you do your excel magik

[bleak fulcrum]

Ye

It's straight up magic

[topaz mango]

https://tenor.com/view/tomcot-tomcat-f-14-war-thunder-gif-15480626585889278500

[mortal bison]

[UWS] nice group of peeps last night

[cyan swift]

da setup

[stiff kindle]

holy

[cyan swift]

using a wheel on it is painful