off-topic

[rough basin]

Steam support has ghosted me for the past 3 hours

[opaque ingot]

the KD cabal

[fervent patio]

We started at 9 PM EST, so you were seeing how many stayed after 8 hours 🤣
Every Saturday at 9 PM EST

[thick dawn]

https://tenor.com/bQDvb.gif

[shrewd jacinth]

i'm sorry but why the fuck

4 fucking tanks on the hill, what is this man

[steep dock]

Conq moment

[slate mango]

As engineer enjoyer those tanks would be free real estate

[shy steppe]

based sandy moment

[stray heath]

I was so close

I regret to report that both our Managed democracy and Republic, have fallen with a dark shadow of a greedy empire rising to take their place. This message is a warning and a reminder for any surviving Helldivers in the front lines. Keep fighting for our freedom . Do not return to Super-Earth…that time has past. And our future is uncertain. We will each be challenged. Our trust. Our faith. Our friendships. But we must persevere. And in time, a new hope will emerge.

[rigid flint]

perhaps greed was all part of the plan....

[rigid flint]

ive been ghosted for 6 hours

[tired flume]

LOL

[stray heath]

https://tenor.com/view/joefhz-gif-22139918

[steep dock]

Their CM changed twitter @s and privated account too

Really says alot about how they handle controversy

Like ik we sometimes give terminal crap but at least he doesn’t run away from the issues and actually tries to address them the best he can, more CMs should be like him

[slate mango]

Termi is good CM all things considered

At the very least he tries his best

[cloud widget]

Supposedly someone from the HD2 team was saying that they want negative reviews for whatever reason...

Very good way of managing community drama 🫠

[steep dock]

because "they don't support what sony did" from my understanding

dumb look but hey they got what they wanted ig

[cloud widget]

Wait so who in the end is responsible for it all...

Is it sony's fault in the first place or it was a cognitive HD2 devs decision?

Cuz i really dont know much bout that

All i know is that HD2 had some other drama twice before that

[rough basin]

Ive now been ghosted 7 h

[timid minnow]

idk sounds like Dev Team Drama having a fight over real stuff with their bosses

[thick dawn]

Mostly Sony's i mean they decided to block the game from being bought in 177 countries

[steep dock]

rip people in the middle east and parts of africa playing hell divers

[rigid flint]

i am going to make a joke here but my lawyers has advised against it

[slate mango]

"Parts of africa" Bro only one country in Africa can now play helldivers

[steep dock]

ok I thought it was only the top half 💀

it really is almost the whole place

[odd oasis]

but a bit bigger

@slate mango smth like this

and it was like 2m from the home

[slate mango]

Oh fuck

[full cargo]

do i paint flames on it

wrong discord

[tired flume]

yes

absolutely

[plush hawk]

100%

[full cargo]

thanks guys i will

[pastel patrol]

@stiff kindle

[civic folio]

.

[stiff kindle]

[rigid flint]

Lmfao

Helldivers patch notes:

Removed Africa

Removed Central Asia

Removed Yugoslavia

Removed Caucasus

Removed Fertile Crescent

I can almost see a pattern...

[opaque fog]

Good. No Super Earth of mine is going to use metric measurements when it comes to ordinance

rip heckdiver, knew you were shovelware before every got too hype about it

[opaque fog]

Valve Time™️

[cursive halo]

the fuck kind of halfknowledge is this
They said negative reviews gives them leverage in talks with sony, so despite it being sad to see the game get the deserved backlash, it helps the devs

[cursive halo]

exclusively sony

[solar heath]

Large corps when everything is totally fine:

[cursive halo]

They will always gladly commit company/product suicide for short term shareholder meeting numbis

enforcing PSN linkage pushes daily active user metric

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[solar heath]

bUt tHe sHaReHoLdEr vAlUe

[cursive halo]

Welcome to uncontrolled capitalism

[solar heath]

wanna remove it?

[cursive halo]

Enshitifcation is the end of every Corperation

[tough island]

is it still uncontrolled capitalism when three indie devs do it because they want an update to be big

[cloud widget]

Why so mad immediately

[cursive halo]

It needs to be reworked, there needs to be rules and incentives that essentially tell a company "your Product has peaked, now be happy with that profit and keep the product stable instead of killing of the company in the search of short term number changes"

[cloud widget]

Thats what ive heard you dont need to go full on beastmode on a random person not knowing something

Chill out bruv

[solar heath]

just tax the big companys 99.9% for everything above a certain value

[cursive halo]

Just nuke people for putting short term number manipulation over a long term revenue

Tbh, largely its the boomers fetish for bigger number better that causes this

[solar heath]

soon™️ no more

[cursive halo]

They can't think past their nose

[thick dawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897534272087400498/1236794027303501985/RDT_20240506_0536417729653717473894739.jpg?ex=66394db2&is=6637fc32&hm=1bd8195ad05122e817668dc4e22b26d8c53ebcb8ab0e25d0094b9c6f3e16adad&

[wintry orbit]

Who tf pays for an ad and names it jishsnvjsh

[opaque fog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGup7h8rLBQ&ab_channel=burialgoods

[hollow sun]

UM

wtf is this lol

[tired flume]

💀

lmao

[hollow sun]

0 and 200 objs is just crazy

[restive ice]

@opaque ingot come watch video

[cursive halo]

you convinced me weeklies are randomized to save manhours manminutes manseconds of work

[opaque ingot]

I'm refunding

[vast berry]

nice

[odd charm]

guess im bringing out the mk14

[tired flume]

@celest hamlet caught lacking

[celest hamlet]

That's not proof

[opaque ingot]

frontline femboys

[thick dawn]

:3

[karmic prawn]

hey eco

[chilly oriole]

Hai bleh

[karmic prawn]

Hallo

[chilly oriole]

Do you see my new vid

[karmic prawn]

I was at work when I saw the notification

Didn't have the chance to watch it yet

[chilly oriole]

No problem my little bleh

[karmic prawn]

I assume it's called blind because of flashbangs?

[karmic prawn]

[chilly oriole]

no because in a clip no one saw me

[karmic prawn]

Oh lol

Is the one with that one dude screaming "BEHIND US"

[chilly oriole]

no it was in the last video it's the clip I sent to reddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/BattleBitRemastered/s/0TmVcuHdoj

[karmic prawn]

Ahh I see, I'll check it out

[plush valve]

you Bait me bro

[chilly oriole]

?

[opaque ingot]

YES

[karmic prawn]

Correct

[plush valve]

I clicked on the image swearing it would be a video

So I was able to see it by clicking on the link

[chilly oriole]

Watch this is better

https://youtu.be/STcj02145Z4?si=-t-q1U9yP496ETMo

[cursive halo]

cs2 sticker update is 💯

when BBR stickers

[worn vessel]

lol the sticker placement

[cursive halo]

one of the best features to come out of cs2

[worn vessel]

this is basically what some people named their weapons in TF2

[thick dawn]

https://vxtwitter.com/PlayStation/status/1787331667616829929?t=NhwAEm4fGpVJj-UyI1lrXA

[cursive halo]

no way sony actually pulled back

that's impressive

[thick dawn]

$$$$

[cursive halo]

yeah, HD2 was too big to pull this on

[thick dawn]

I bet all those people asking for refund made them pull back

Like, bro over 100 countries blocked imagine that

[cursive halo]

but

until this is removed from steam

its just damage control

They outperformed overwatch 2

[rigid flint]

thats a real accomplishment

[cursive halo]

Indeed 🙏

[worn vessel]

yea something like that will work perfectly. they just dont need to show the entire heli. only the seats part

[vast dune]

So next week is 300 ?

[cursive halo]

apparently

more and more and more

[vast dune]

💀

300 objectives > shotguns = Oki balanced

[cursive halo]

#off-topic message

am aware

steam has still not waived the requirement officially

so nothing is set in stone yet

[dim moat]

oh i see, i didnt see that mb xD

must have scrolled to fast lol

[cursive halo]

yens

[cyan wedge]

Nerd

[dim moat]

your still here?

jesus

[cyan wedge]

Mf you're still here

[dim moat]

hows the battlebit update coming along

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/590065108126924800/1221459519268192306/8kcgxz.gif

[cursive halo]

2 more months to go

[dim moat]

oh right

[cursive halo]

getting close!

[dim moat]

i hope its good

[dim moat]

[dim moat]

what have you been playing lately

i saw you on destiny iirc

[dim moat]

hop on HD2 bucko time to SC farm

[cyan wedge]

[dim moat]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-super-earth-charger-breakdance-gif-9019752240175650552

[cursive halo]

@vast berry

[chilly oriole]

3 monitors

[vast berry]

nice

the keyboard bugs me

but, nice

[cyan wedge]

Qck detected firebomb this user

[chilly oriole]

wooting keybopard

[cursive halo]

the dark side

[vast berry]

fantastic

your plugs look better than ours

i've never used one of those

[cursive halo]

QCK 120x60cm cut into half

to make 2* 60x60cm mousepads

[cyan wedge]

Not helping your case

[cursive halo]

keychon v1

one of the best mechanical keyboards you can get under 200€

[vast berry]

i like full boards

[cursive halo]

cost me like 70€ or smt

I prefer TKL

[vast berry]

it looks like a NICE keyboard

i just don't like the mini janks

[cursive halo]

so i can have it closer to mousepad

[vast berry]

i need my numpad

[cursive halo]

i have dedicated numpad on the left now

[chilly oriole]

70

[vast berry]

interesting

[cursive halo]

that's nothing for a mechanical keyboard

[chilly oriole]

mine is like 200 😔

im poor now

[vast berry]

i have a shine7

it's nice, i'm getting kinda bored of it though

[unborn path]

seems like you really needed to rob the Helldivers devs.

[chilly oriole]

wooting 60

[vast berry]

i kinda want something more precise

[cursive halo]

well the keychron v1 is 70, the q1 is like 150 cause its metal

[cursive halo]

I never bought HD2 to begin with

[vast berry]

do you get static shock issues on your keyboard frame?

lol

[cursive halo]

no lol, its insanely good

I also did some sound tests and much prefer it to the Q1

[unborn path]

so you were seething for no reason?

[cursive halo]

it has a nice low THOCK

[vast berry]

link it

[cursive halo]

instead of a TING

[vast berry]

i don't even know wtf you're talkin about

[cursive halo]

https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/comments/wk4uex/another_keychron_q1_and_v1_sound_comparison_clack/

first is the metal base Q1, second is the Plastic V1

[cursive halo]

well keychron makes insanely good custom mechanical keyboards you can mod if you are into it, doesn't have to cost too much ;)
QMK/VIA
Hotswap switches
Acousting dampening
South facing rgbs

[cursive halo]

seething for pointing out greedy corpo is greedy?

Man if that is seething idk

[chilly oriole]

i have wooting too late

[cursive halo]

the analogue switch memery?

im tempted to get the wooting uwu for osu tbh

[chilly oriole]

yea

wooting is op on osu lol

UwU woooting is cute

[cursive halo]

does the key actuate whenever you are in a downwards motion OR bottomed out?

cause that looks nice for represses

[chilly oriole]

you can adjust the pressure required for the button to activate

[cursive halo]

I know but I mean something else

go to uwu and scroll to rapid trigger

[cyan wedge]

Down

[cursive halo]

once you are past actuation you can repress the key before releasing it to the reset point and it will send the input

[chilly oriole]

i don t have uwu idk

[cursive halo]

its a feature in all of them

[chilly oriole]

like that ?

[cursive halo]

ye

so basically it allows you to move your key up and down a milimeter once you are past the actuation point

to spam inputs really fast

for deathstreams

and accurate movement inputs

[chilly oriole]

spam inputs is crazy yea

[cursive halo]

tbh wooting is the first company that actually using analogue switches in a non gimmicky way I think

using it to smartly auto actuate and release

no matter how far the key is pressed

[worn vessel]

what system is this?

[cursive halo]

https://youtu.be/BSlKt7m7xXk

they explain it well

2mins part

[worn vessel]

so with rapid trigger mode its kinda like pressure based?

[cursive halo]

no its essentially travel direction based

releasing the key e.g. it moving upwards stops the input

but you can at ANY point repress it

and it will send the input

while on normal keyboards you have to move past that actuation point

which means more traveltime

[worn vessel]

so it allows for a smoother movement since you can continue the input after release. is that right?

[cursive halo]

releasing is instant, so instead of having to go from full press half way to the actuation point, the second you release and it goes from full press to 99% pressed it stop sending

[vast berry]

that sounds nice

[cursive halo]

and while releasing the key, lets say you jiggle peek, you can more quickly repress the key too

[vast berry]

like, sub ms time?

sounds like it could be

[worn vessel]

I see

[cursive halo]

1ms is the polling rate

wont get below that

but yes

[vast berry]

i mean

it actually reads 1ms times?

[worn vessel]

all those people I been going against in valo must be using wooting keyboard then XD everytime they went from ferrari peek to a full stop

[cursive halo]

actually it can do 8k polling

also the actuation accuracy is 0.1mm steps and 4mm range

[vast berry]

damn

that's crazy

[cursive halo]

so your input required to alternate between release and press is 0.1mm movement

[vast berry]

how expensive is this?

[cursive halo]

roughly 200

[chilly oriole]

Rapid trigger
Eliminate the second slowest element in input latency; return key press travel before key deactivation. Rapid Trigger dynamically changes the actuation and deactivation point. Your keys will activate when you intend to press them and deactivate when you intend to let go.
‍
You can repeat a key press mid motion without needing to surpass a fixed reset or actuation point for rapid presses.

[vast berry]

interesting

[chilly oriole]

Actuation point
Eliminate the slowest element in input latency; the initial key press travel before key activation. You have full control over your actuation point from 0.1 to 4.0mm.

Configurable per key in 0.1mm steps, you can customize each key towards your playstyle.

[cursive halo]

Rappy Snappy
We first brought you Rapid Trigger, now we bring you Rappy Snappy pat. pending.

Rappy Snappy monitors at least 2 selected keys and activates the key pressed the furthest. When combined with Rapid Trigger, it'll compare the keys only when in an active state. Allowing pre-pressing and faster activation on opposite key release. When both are active at the same depth, it'll resort to your selected SOCD resolution. This enhances your (counter) strafing, bunny hopping, and block/parry/combo timing in various games.

rappy snappy is new

lul

sounds meme

[chilly oriole]

yea

[cursive halo]

so basically you can set it to A/D and it will press whichever one is held futher down

[chilly oriole]

but pre order only

[cursive halo]

so you can make a wave motion with A/D to strafe

[worn vessel]

parry and block. makes it sounds like playing Dark Souls or Elden Ring on Keyboard

[chilly oriole]

mid august 2024

[cursive halo]

Well here is the thing, I like it, but I really would prefer a QMK based keyboard

[vast berry]

this sounds like a fucking dream

[chilly oriole]

Besides I don't like the new keyboard design at all

[vast berry]

how long does that shit take to set up though

[cursive halo]

idk, the setup is like 30s

its about finding your preferences

that probably few days

[vast berry]

yeah that's what i meant

few days of tinkering

[cursive halo]

I mean I guess most just go fast actuation + rapid trigger

rappy snappy on a/d most probs dont even use

[vast berry]

sounds like a lot of hobby fun

sounds deliciously autistic

[worn vessel]

their apps works on any keyboard right?

[vast berry]

id like to have a good keyboard app

[cursive halo]

I assume its inhouse only

QMK is what most open keyboards use

[vast berry]

are ducky's open?

[cursive halo]

the new ones I think use QMK yeah

like ducky one 3 and newer

[vast berry]

hmm

shine7

i don't see QMK on there

[cursive halo]

seems like its too old

[vast berry]

yeah i've been wanting something new

i'll have to check out this one you've been goin on about

[cursive halo]

well I wanted a ducky but went for keychron cause better product for way cheaper

so im not really a ducky fan anymore

they have been slacking with their acoustics too

But I also wanted some analogue keyboard for a long time

[worn vessel]

shame my keyboard is razer brand XD

[cursive halo]

But nothing good and open so far

[vast berry]

i'm not a huge brand guy

[cursive halo]

razer makes some decent stuff ish

[vast berry]

better is better

[cursive halo]

make mostly trash sadly

[cursive halo]

better is indeed better

[vast berry]

keychron

[worn vessel]

well I havent had a legit keyboard brand like razer till now

[vast berry]

i kinda want to try out an alice layout board

[worn vessel]

speaking of ducky I think I remember seeing one sold somewhere before

and also remembering my friend commenting on how expensive one would be

[vast berry]

they're not crazy

typical expensive keyboard price

i like the shine7 because it's a chunk of alum

[cursive halo]

well ducky definitely upcharges A LOT

[cursive halo]

just gotta be wary with brands like corsair logitech and razer

they upcharge a lot for what they sell

[vast berry]

garbage

[cursive halo]

corsair rbg keyboards cost like 150-200€

[vast berry]

well, i actually can't say that

i still use g600s

never used their keyboards

[worn vessel]

well they gotta pay their content maker in some ways XD

[cursive halo]

and they have no hotswap switches, shitty software, horrible switches, and the case is usually very hollow and loud

Could have gotten 2 keychrons for the price of one shitty corsair

and a wooting if saving up a bit more

[worn vessel]

well with currency exchange rate I doubt I could get wooting

[vast berry]

hows the keychron software?

[cursive halo]

its QMK

[vast berry]

ohh

[cursive halo]

so its the same as every up to date keyboard

same software

[vast berry]

is that good

[cursive halo]

the app is called VIA, QMK is the firmware

[vast berry]

ive never used it, so i'm asking lol

[cursive halo]

yeah very good, is universal across all keyboards that use it

simple and works

[vast berry]

macro editor?

[vast berry]

you're convincing me

[cursive halo]

A: not trying to
B: too easy to convince you

But they are really good value

¯_(ツ)_/¯

TIL QMK has build in autocorrect on a firmware level

[chilly oriole]

pink

[cursive halo]

huh also neat, keychron also makes analogue keyboards with rapid trigger

[chilly oriole]

Yea like steelserie razer

Logitech I think too

[cursive halo]

ahh

HE stands for Hall Effect

magnetic sensors, ye makes sense

okay keychron has me sold, has all the things that the wooting has but uses QMK and has a 1000hz 2.4g and bluetooth wireless mode

welp, gonna see what the market does til end of the year and buy then

[opaque fog]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCuP7ABO_Go&ab_channel=GuardianNews @odd oasis

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/3m-pRFGMhmg?si=4wFFimzsBt9Pz2aQ

WE DID IT

[odd oasis]

Nah

If divers died then bbr would get saved

L Sony, as always

[worn vessel]

found a game called Ravenfield, seems like it have similar vibe as BBR. checked the game on steam. single-player only. found out it has multiplayer mod but server is dead

[undone hemlock]

I haven't heard about that game in years

[slate mango]

I heard about it

Shame its only singleplayer

[undone hemlock]

when I first saw bbr I basically just thought "looks like ravenfield but way better"

[terse sandal]

😭

[lethal garden]

uninstalled.

[prisma ravine]

sniper players like this

[upper basin]

https://tenor.com/view/an-emoji-disintegrating-in-pain-gif-22507163

[tired flume]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1040444450268254248/1133826942127321200/prigozhinTRUTH.gif

[rocky basalt]

@shrewd jacinth

its placed under my palm

[shrewd jacinth]

ah

[rocky basalt]

it tripples my sensitivity

[rigid island]

Wasn't that the dude that tried a Special Disobedience Operation, and somehow didn't think he'd get the same Special Landing Operation like everyone else?

[raven dove]

Ew

[rocky basalt]

you got any better

[raven dove]

Uhh

Dpi buttons are on the left , above the 3 lines

[rocky basalt]

thats not a mouse anymore

its more like a keyboard

[rough trail]

controller

[cyan wedge]

dies from cringe

[jade spire]

LoL

this is "more like a keyboard" ;-D

[plush hawk]

I still use this

Ol' reliable

[chilly oriole]

[plush hawk]

Too light

[jade spire]

How much does the mouse weigh?

@plush hawk

i cant life without additional thumbkeys 😅

[pallid python]

[plush hawk]

No clue

But I remember it being pretty light

The 2 thumbkeys are more than enough for me

And the battery lasts a lot

[jade spire]

the steelseries aerox 5 wireless is perfect for fans of lightweight mice with 5 thumbkeys and 74g 🥰

[plush hawk]

63 grams

Light enough to me

It's also really damn durable

[jade spire]

👍🏾

[chilly oriole]

46

Or 48

Idk

[rigid flint]

i have the razor mouse

something darthadder something

simplistic looking and pretty smooth

[shy steppe]

razer viper ultimate pretty good mouse, but expensive(

[chilly oriole]

My bad 39g

[solar heath]

razer deathadder? pretty good one

[chilly oriole]

Razer

[jade spire]

best shape and placement of the additional keys ❤️
But, after replacing it for the third time because the mouse wheel died again and again (always after 3-5 months), I looked around for something else 😕

[shy steppe]

yes, there are obvious problems with the wheel, I already had to fix it myself

[chilly oriole]

and the price is much too expensive for the quality of the mouse

Razer is so expensive for nothing like steelserie

[tired flume]

What the sigma

My mouse 105g

[clear iris]

skill issue if you need a mouse that light

[chilly oriole]

bro confuses skill and comfort

[clear iris]

skissue

[tired flume]

I bet moukwa has 1kg mouse

[chilly oriole]

still so lost mouwka

[chilly oriole]

Mouwka is a true squad player

[clear iris]

skill issue buddy

[chilly oriole]

Prove it

[clear iris]

you prove you dont need one to play

[chilly oriole]

having a heavy mouse doesn't make you better than another, no it's just gaming comfort

[clear iris]

[jade spire]

👍🏾

[raven dove]

My mouse is a wii remote taped to the end of an m4a1

[winter surge]

Im worried for you ox1

[bleak fulcrum]

Don't be

Someone has to do it

I'm bored

And I have the sheets

[devout atlas]

Imagine not just using a budget mouse and keyboard? Wild ass gamers

[devout atlas]

I'm under the sheets
Bed sheets

[bleak fulcrum]

[karmic prawn]

Emco

[pure fulcrum]

Guys, I just logged into the game and it's like this.

what to do?

[rigid flint]

Theres nothing we can do

Except try sending an appeal

!eac

Erm

EAC

!banned

[cobalt cliff]

I have been banned from the game!

If you have been banned from the game, you can appeal by messaging @cinder pendant.
Please include your Steam64ID, and the reason you feel it was unjustifed. Staff will take a look, and decide on the outcome.

If you have been banned by EAC (EasyAntiCheat)

• Easy Anti Cheat Ban Appeal Form
• (Appeals for anything else besides EAC bans will be ignored)
• Be advised that there won't be any feedback.
  Note: If you haven’t been unbanned after 30 days, it means that your case is denied, further appeal requests will not result in a different decision.

[leaden hare]

ive heard that you have to stop cheating

[opaque fog]

hey that's what I use

[rigid flint]

How do you live with those buttons

[opaque fog]

the three clustered on the left are for thumb, the two up on left click I use index finger

simple as

[rigid flint]

I only have 2 on my mouse and i barely use it

[opaque fog]

lame, simple as

[cursive halo]

he likely got told either you enter the plane or your family gets tortured

[pallid python]

@odd oasis 🇵🇱 Bober!

[odd oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-gif-1789357026983496524

[cursive halo]

ja pierdolę patrzcie co spotkałem! bóbr kurwa! ja pierdolę!

[odd oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/bober-bobr-бобёр-dance-dancing-gif-14946969967077231615

[tired flume]

Kurwa bobr

[pallid python]

O ja pierdole

[leaden hare]

@icy mountain

[tired flume]

rip

[icy mountain]

rip

[rough basin]

@odd oasis 💀

[odd oasis]

what the

jesus

[crystal topaz]

L

[crystal topaz]

You should really think about robbing a bank

[odd oasis]

@rough basin send pics of new premiums

[rough basin]

I will tmr morning im lying in bed about to go to sleep

[icy mountain]

oh, so its about the consideration of what is considered right and what is evil

the change of perception by environment and the self-soft talking into an act of redemption

i heard a story similar to this once

cant remember it sadly

[leaden hare]

yeah pretty much. One of them murdered, just for the sole reason that it is evil. The other one murdered to save someone else from misery.

[leaden hare]

HMU if you manage to remember it

[icy mountain]

found it

ill DM you as its not appropiate for here

[undone hemlock]

the story

[dawn cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/poop-pee-explaining-rock-gif-25575125

I will now tell the tale of the poop who took a pee

Once apon a time there was a poop his name was Sir Quandale Dinglus the Second. He had to urgently pee to he went to Sir Dwayne the Rockyest of Johnsons Castle to use his solid gold toilet. Once he arrived he said " Why Sir Dwayne the Rockyest of Johnsons may you be obliged to allow me to use your toilet?" and of course the gentleman Sir Dwayne the Rockyest of Johnsons was he agreed to this proposition. Sir Quandale Dinglus the Second then proceded to use the toilet of golden splendor while making the most beautiful golden stream of pee. After Sir Quandale Dinglus the Second was finished with his business he thanked Sir Dwayne the Rockyest of Johnsons and returned to his humble abode in Ohio and he lived happily ever after.

Made by me

[crystal topaz]

Whats that program you made the mindmap with

[undone hemlock]

can’t put the name properly as the bot doesn’t like it, but draw dot io. Good for various kinds of diagrams

[raven dove]

@stiff kindle I found it

[stiff kindle]

[vast berry]

@tired flume

[tired flume]

oh those thingies

didnt know they had a use outside of 3rd grade PE class

[vast berry]

you can also do it over your head, more comfortable when in front of a monitor

the flexor stretch helps me most

but i do both

[opaque ingot]

something similar is pasted in my workplace

[vast berry]

it's seriously a very good stretch for gamer wrist

both*

[cyan wedge]

🗿

[rough basin]

@odd oasis current lineup

[odd oasis]

noice

[lilac warren]

beeg armor

(yes this is in the game for some reason)

[rough basin]

bro my apfsds is getting deflected by era wtf

[odd oasis]

soviet tanks?

@rough basin

if they're soviet then welcome to top tier XD

[rough basin]

yuh

[odd oasis]

yup, typical russian bias

just wait till you encounter T-90M 💀

[rough basin]

I was shooting at a T90 A and he kept deflecting APFSDS by his machine gun

this is some bullshit

[odd oasis]

soviet bias in nutshell

[rough basin]

I also downloaded some big booba anime girl camos

[odd oasis]

based

[solar heath]

Semi-historical ftw

[slate mango]

You fools, look at what you have done to my thread

[karmic prawn]

Bump!

[undone hemlock]

Bumpy!

[rough basin]

Bumpyy!

[jaunty raft]

🔒

[bleak gale]

u reckon ones of you can check the reports on stanley125 he is calling my girlfreind obsenities that i dont stand for, please and thank you devs and mods :D

[cursive halo]

imagine locking your threat instead of puinishing the individuals breaking the rules

that's top unqualified underpaid staff behavior

[latent adder]

They punished the OP instead of the ones breaking the rule lmao

[cursive halo]

big brain staff time

@quick locust what the actual

[odd oasis]

mag panties when?

@icy mountain

[icy mountain]

oh what

[odd oasis]

quick mag skins

[icy mountain]

ngl, thats kinda cool

@quick locust come here and check this out

[rough basin]

let us snif used mags with panties

[icy mountain]

aight

featured canceled

you aint getting it anymore

[odd oasis]

@rough basin fk u

[rough basin]

LMAO

[rough basin]

*sniffs

[rough basin]

Nice swedish weather with a dash of capitalism

[latent adder]

No mag panties

[solar heath]

good

[odd oasis]

we can still convince larry

made a suggestion 😉

[chilly oriole]

bump

[chilly oriole]

add mag panties

[rough basin]

Wedzol is the ultimate hater

he is such a hater i hate him

eat my testicles Wedzol

[chilly oriole]

who is wedzol

[rough basin]

he just downvotes every suggestion basically

[odd oasis]

no clue

[rough basin]

with no explanation

[odd oasis]

I just see him clownemote everything

[leaden hare]

sweden do be beautiful sometimes

[rough basin]

idk how it can look like this and be like 10 degrees

[leaden hare]

its scorching here, at 14 degrees

time to get a tan

[rough basin]

its gonna rain tmr

bruh

[leaden hare]

yep i just saw 😦

are you in göteborg?

[rough basin]

no

stockholm

[leaden hare]

ahh right

[slate mango]

Local patreon hater

Downvotes almost every single suggestion

[leaden hare]

@tired flume

[rotund frost]

I will kill you

What the fuck is kinder chocolate

[leaden hare]

what the heck is kinder maxi

[odd oasis]

kinder but bigger

[rotund frost]

Get your kinder chocolate outta here

[solar heath]

kinder and kinder maxi are literally the same, maxi is just bigger

[leaden hare]

these are CRAZY though, S tier

[odd oasis]

yes

[solar heath]

true

[rotund frost]

Yesss

[slate mango]

Hell yeah

[odd oasis]

Joy and Schokobons S tier

[leaden hare]

theyre just so fkn expensive

[slate mango]

Top tier easy

[odd oasis]

yeah

[slate mango]

True

[rotund frost]

I had once and my tummy got sick

:)

[leaden hare]

wow im loving this kinder chat

[leaden hare]

skissue

[rotund frost]

Worth it tho

[leaden hare]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

[ruby flume]

This has no legal withstand lmao

[leaden hare]

btc to the moon 🚀

[hearty quail]

how the heck is it negative

[leaden hare]

im just built dif 😈

[tired flume]

Yep this

[thick dawn]

https://vxtwitter.com/IGN/status/1787835076652179814

[steep dock]

Gee I wonder why

[steep dock]

[steep dock]

Unmelted butter

Looks good tho

[chilly oriole]

Give me

Give me

[rough basin]

chicken looks a tad bit unseasoned

[ruby flume]

Unmelted salted butter is meant to above corn so that it melts in top

[ruby flume]

It’s fish

[pallid python]

Corn on the cob

[chilly oriole]

Fish

[ruby flume]

Cobussy

[steep dock]

Fair

I think it would be better on the fish or brocoli tbh but maybe im different

[ruby flume]

The Cabbage, Broccoli and Peas we're sauteed in Salted Butter before plating and the juices from the pan we're poured over the top of the vegetables, fish and rice

Another meal last week

[chilly oriole]

…

Give me

[steep dock]

Swap out the rice for mash and I’d eat it

And cabbage with more brocoli

[ruby flume]

Strange concept

Might try that this week

What type of fish would you recommend with that @steep dock

[steep dock]

Honestly Im more of a chicken/steak person

But salmon is pretty friendly to most meals

[ruby flume]

Ribeye, sirloin

Your pick

[steep dock]

Mainly cause the butter compliments the meat

But yeah definitely ribeye

Let me see if I can find a vid

[ruby flume]

Ribeye steak with creamy mash potatoes with Peas and Broccoli

Babystem Broccoli actually

[steep dock]

https://youtu.be/AmC9SmCBUj4?si=8IDf-neeKtNCH8Wa

[ruby flume]

Along with some Mushrooms

[steep dock]

Yeah would say how I do it only with butter instead of oil

[ruby flume]

You cook with oil as if you do it with butter the butter will burn

Butter is a finisher

[steep dock]

Fair, I usually start it in the oven

[ruby flume]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spongebob-walking-away-walk-gif-24993317

[steep dock]

(Ik hell but that’s how I was taught)

Old habits die hard xd

[ruby flume]

I will start my own BattleBit Cooking Show lmao

Show people how a 8+ year Chef cooks

[steep dock]

But yeah just do it the gordon way

Butter compliments brocoli potatoes and steak pretty well

[shadow locust]

bro divided by 0 smh my head

[cosmic river]

battlebit moderation

No kills?

[odd oasis]

yup, if you kill then you'll get perm banned

[bleak fulcrum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1173894704635580527/1237043373672501308/Magfia.gif

[odd oasis]

jesus

tf you did 😭

[leaden hare]

idek gang, i think i downloaded some random cheat for some random game and i just got fucking banned on every game possible at the time. Garry's Mod doesn't even have working VAC, and i sure as hell never cheated in Half life n shit. They even banned me twice on black ops 2 😭

[tired flume]

lmao

Go play RSclan server

In battlebit

And get reported

[leaden hare]

i dont have battlebit on that account, i had to abandon it after i got banned on every game. created a new one 🥲 The account has like 100 games on it and i just never use it, what a waste

[tired flume]

Oof

Pain

[odd oasis]

we need this in BBR

[ruby flume]

Womp womp

[shrewd jacinth]

no one cares but i got another 100

[steep dock]

Congrats

[versed parcel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1221168977573707856/1236788591783575694/guilded_video_c85981eec31112827117d55a72f104df.mp4

[timid minnow]

jesus fucking christ lmao

did u buy call of duty hacks with rare counterstrike items or something

[leaden hare]

bro im pretty sure it was a "gold generator" for a old ass game called realm of the mad god, found it on youtube iirc. it was like 8 years ago i was a kid and gullible 😭

[opaque ingot]

rotmeg premium currency 🤤

[leaden hare]

fwee gold generator yippie!

[tawdry steppe]

now auto fire it

[steep dock]

Shotgun update

[cobalt cliff]

Are you planning the addition of shotguns?

NO

⠀

[steep dock]

Aa12 bbr edition

[ruby flume]

It is currently 12:32am and I am out having a well deserved pint

[tawdry steppe]

cheers

[ruby flume]

Cheers

Order me a pint 😎

[fleet edge]

@bitter sphinx

all the stuff

[leaden hare]

hey you forgot my kebab 😭

[ruby flume]

THAT WAS THE FIRST ORDER

[leaden hare]

YEAH BUT THATS FOR YOU, WHERES MINE

[ruby flume]

Honey; take me out for a date first

[leaden hare]

thats your job

[steep dock]

Doesn’t work like that anymore

You offered to buy kebab pay up

[fleet edge]

mansion type kitchen

[leaden hare]

hahahaha

[fleet edge]

why are u wearing shoes inside...

[vast berry]

adidas slips bro

[ruby flume]

I save people from fires as a job

https://tenor.com/view/strażak-sam-rafatus-squad-dog-gif-15510022

Fireman Sam is a meme as I’m Welsh and fireman Sam is Welsh too

[opaque fog]

therefore confirming Pigeon IS Fireman Sam

[ruby flume]

I AM FIREMAN SAM

With a moustache

[rough trail]

what kind of moustache

[ruby flume]

An above the mouth moustache

[tired flume]

mango

[leaden hare]

billions of yummy bacteria

[restive ice]

now do it on the vector

[fleet edge]

i have this song on soundcloud

[solar heath]

M4 best gun

[jaunty raft]

hear me out, support cat gadget

[lean orbit]

Aww cute

[jaunty raft]

[sick pelican]

https://discord.com/channels/303681520202285057/1237674712386113545

[opaque fog]

gobless tatcicat 🙏

[cyan wedge]

https://youtu.be/1a6igLUYYCI

[dreamy notch]

The CBJ-MS is right there within reach, I NEED IT

[cyan wedge]

[dreamy notch]

[odd oasis]

@half orchid

[wide surge]

So... Today is May 8'th.

[karmic prawn]

Update is coming mid april

Remember that, larry said so and larry never lies

[wide surge]

Now in Moscow is snowing...

In May 8th!

[lavish cosmos]

4 hampsters died

[bleak fulcrum]

[EXCEL] Tag lookin FIIIIINE!

[lavish cosmos]

real

[wintry orbit]

peak bbr gameplay

[tired flume]

Gruh

[rough basin]

140 hours im nub

still like lvl 156

[spare surge]

21st for me

[rough basin]

I will return to BBR when the rehaul happens

[lethal garden]

This game suxxx

[fleet edge]

yea

[bleak fulcrum]

See ya next year

[cursive halo]

@chilly orioleI'm actually gonna order a wooting 80HE, looked around, all the other companies with HE switches have issues one way or another with quality

And the 80HE is TKL which just got released, their announcement video is meme as fuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz9pTOLbeos

Gonna get the Gateron Jades tho

this is the vision you get with heavy helmet in rust @rough basin

heavy chest armor = cant ADS

[rough basin]

makes sense

[chilly oriole]

[cursive halo]

305€, cursed

but not too bad

Estimated Delivery

Late August 2024

Now this is pain tho

[rough basin]

https://www.youtube.com/@ClippyTactical/videos

[rough basin]

what happens in the winter when you salt all the ice and shit

[molten ether]

new sniper record

1367m

[rough basin]

well done

[woven valley]

Anyone here play phantom forces hear about the drama that happened last night?

[steep dock]

What drama

[woven valley]

In the test place, a lead dev added stamina, and this resulted a 2 hour long war spanning across multiple servers to get it removed

This is what he had to say about the mess

and this just made everyone even more mad because he clearly didn't care

[solar heath]

their game, their rules

[woven valley]

Extremely dumb rule

[opaque ingot]

sigh, why do developers want to ruin perfection

they literally have to do nothing

[woven valley]

A heavily based game on movement suddenly had movement 90% removed

[opaque ingot]

look at helldivers, at least it isn't the Devs fault

[woven valley]

But after 2 hours they removed it

it was like the end of WW2 kind of victory in servers lol

[opaque ingot]

they have wall running too right

[woven valley]

in test place yes, coming this friday in main game

They've done alot of different things

[opaque ingot]

seen helldivers one yet? haha

[woven valley]

ye lol

so much drama happening lately

and with tarkov's 250 bundle

[opaque ingot]

man stupid corpos

Gray zone is decent

just too spec heavy

[steep dock]

Well this is a lesson for oki as to not add it to bbr then

[woven valley]

it got real bad like people saying horrible stuff to the devs

Kids.. don't add Stamina to your movement based shooter

thats the lesson for today

[steep dock]

I mean I don’t agree with death threats and shit but when you add stamina to movement stuff it kinda just defeats the point of it being a selling point?

Even most anti-movement guys are against stamina solutions in the roblox games and it’s not hard to see why

[bleak fulcrum]

What does that do

Bro I hate my own sheet

Every time I try and add new stuff it just gets ruined

It breaks every fuckin time

[cosmic river]

I love moderation Battlebit
Say: i'm eat kids = mute
Say: Aggressively about politics, insulting other nation = normal

[chilly oriole]

[cursive halo]

you dont do it with lines and dots like road markings

[winter surge]

Your sheets are WEAK

No balanced one can have a weak sheet

[bleak fulcrum]

Currently in progress of fixing it

New header entries fuck up the sheet

So if i wanted to add draw in and out times, I would have to manually go through everything with Find + Replace feature to fix them

Now I'm adding Static names so that header names in the formula will not change no matter what

New

Old

@winter surge

Guess it also adds to readability

[winter surge]

just write the bitch in vb at that point

[bleak fulcrum]

I don't know any VB

[winter surge]

Thaat explains the monster of an xlookup jenga tower very nice

Thats a ttk calculation, am i reading that right

[bleak fulcrum]

Yes

[rough basin]

well what if im trying to get creative

[bleak fulcrum]

For a single cell

For a single meter

[winter surge]

Course

[tired flume]

Man just don’t use excel

And learn something else

[winter surge]

Most of the business and systems that you interact with ENTIRELY depend on exporting data into excel

Excel, without exaguration, allows most business to function. Its horrifying

[cursive halo]

excel is used as if its a programming language lul

[tired flume]

Well oxygen has no place in society and business

he is too wrapped up in bbr ttk calculations to be productive

[bleak fulcrum]

And now it allows me to do the horrors i do now

[bleak fulcrum]

Learn what? Excel is convenient

My mother made the excels her workplace depends on

[junior shale]

at least learn the excel vba shit

it will make this easier

and you can make web requests & shit

[bleak fulcrum]

I don't need web requests

[junior shale]

not for this, but other projects it's useful

i.e. scrapping ah data from a game

[bleak fulcrum]

I already integrated my excels with my mined csv files

Got myself a lifetime license for like 30€

So i can use the whole "Data" page to a simple degree

Also now have myself word and what other microsoft stuff came with that

All I need to do is execute my mining code and refresh my excel quary thingies and its good

I don't wanna learn html and what other bs

Do I look like jugglers?

Muj do you happen to know how to automate the ripper?

So I wouldn't have to manually do it

breh

[junior shale]

the shit you're writing with the lookups is going to be more complicated

[bleak fulcrum]

I think its quite shrimple

[junior shale]

learning sql when

[bleak fulcrum]

Xlookups just look for variables, not that complicated

[bleak fulcrum]

Why would i need it when I have these

i have my own little offline SQL wannabe

[winter surge]

Little bobby tables

[bleak fulcrum]

[winter surge]

For context

[bleak fulcrum]

No danger of DROP

[winter surge]

Time travler I see

already in august

[bleak fulcrum]

I can create these any time i want

[bleak fulcrum]

Dum americans

[rough basin]

Delete them all

[rough basin]

now void your trashcan

[rough basin]

delete system 32

[bleak fulcrum]

[rough basin]

no balls

[bleak fulcrum]

I'm not dumb enough to brick my PC (questionable)

[tired flume]

Troll

[fallen mist]

Don’t do it on YOUR pc

Go to the library and fuck up all the computers

[bleak fulcrum]

Unlike you I am not crazy

...

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a group, a feedback group, a feedback group with stats, the stats made me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a group, a feedback group, a feedback group with stats, the stats made me crazy.

[fallen mist]

One time I was at the public library and I saw this guy watching rule 34

[shrewd jacinth]

well, that's a mad lad you just found there

[fallen mist]

Yep

Real

[winter surge]

@fleet edge

[fleet edge]

thats awesome

[winter surge]

Terminal got a maid outfit charm into the game before weapon charms or the maid outfit were officially added. The mans a trail blazer.

[fleet edge]

trail blazer....

[odd oasis]

@naive scaffold

[fleet edge]

like the

like the trail blazer

[odd oasis]

I have it, glad I downloaded it

we need it to return to BBR

[naive scaffold]

ah hell nah tf is this

first time seeing

[odd oasis]

no clue who posted it 1st time

but I'm glad I downloaded it

[winter surge]

ohh thats amazing

[naive scaffold]

think its soviet

[odd oasis]

@wintry orbit is that u

[naive scaffold]

since you can see on the right side its soviet and klaus

[wintry orbit]

ye

[odd oasis]

well it might be him in clip but no clue from who I got it