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Atleast not E
ouh what for :D
meh i want to build a shitty drone today but meh the hackspace im in dosent have remote acces to the 3D printers so ig il try to build a drone out of pc fans and tootpicks
Did you have a accident?
Hello
nah just DNA being stupid and thinking lets grow this chest into the heart
before the surgery my heart grew in such a weird way doctors thought it was a scan of the head or xray idk
Interesting
i rly need to request the data of the scans etc :D
I find the human body fascinating
"Pectus excavatum" if you want to see how weird the body can get
what does that mean 
Bunny programming
heck yeah
Lol
My friend has a mild case of that
@nova tulip also I’m just new bot developer I started like 3 days ago so I’ll start my bot ig
There is no solid bone between his ribcage
yeh it can get extreme i had like 80mm between my heart and chest lol
Hm
Reee although one of my guide plates came dislocated so prolly need a second surgery meh fine by me i dont like to be unsymmetrical
now just going to hope the gov meta dosent heck me over and just refuses as itd be "just" cosmetically
check this bs out
is that gum or a condom
Gamer
Uh huh
Gaymer
Grass. Touch it
any of you know how to increase the xp brightness
i dont think you can
At the bottom?
yes
you really can’t
ah man it’s just soo dark
I haven’t had any issues with it 
I just graduated from Boot camp and the government lost my money
dude eu servers are dead
it just wont launch one
ffs
AND IT CRASHED
joining a server
FAITH OST by Airdorf https://twitter.com/airdorf
Buy FAITH: http://garylovesyou.com
had to manually loop this one since the ost ver is too short oopsie
how it feel to open your eyes in the morning
What’s that vid about
The message you replied to is what it should be about but it is a backing track to the clinic from FAITH: The Unholy Trinity, specifically the first location in Chapter III
Ok have fun with that
BattleBit Remastered
MUSIC
Cyberpunk Phonk by Infraction & Extra Terra [No Copyright Music] / Digital Phonk
Мій Discord - https://discord.gg/8UWbY5R
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#drift #ets2 #bo61
@pulsar island
had my score too low kda too hig
are these stats not enough to kill 1 support player? im not good enough I guess
I’d say it’s more of the player that’s the issue not the stats
right so these stats mean I am good player yes?
but I cant win a gunfight vs any support players if they are alive/monitor on
because of broken class armour
Honest to god skill issue
Complaining about the tanky armor being tanky (even though it’s not really that much)

Already have. Its got a separate thing for guessing which key i am trying to hit instead of just taking the touch input at face value. Assuming i meant to press o instead of i, even when im very definitely hitting i, for example. Fucking annoying
This is more of a "thought caused by lack of food" i think
i have a question for any US truckers here
Was lined up to get my CDL for a while before life became a paint shaker, ask away and ill answer very poorly
I actually met my wife over CB. Not on 19 tho. My ex-wife is always stalking it, shit never ends well when she gets involved
(Yes, its still common for long-haul truckers in the US to use CBs. And im sure plenty of truckers still use 19, as its usually a channel designated for either east/west roads or north/south roads, depending on area)
aw thats a cute way to meet!
apparently theres this guy in california thats been annoying everyone on channel 19 for over 20 years
(First answer was 1000% bullshit, just fyi. That was the "answer very poorly" answer)
California is just... its own thing, and im not surprised the same applies to its trucking.
not even just in cali, some in the thread claimed he was clear multiple states over
Cali attracts crazy character like shit attracts flies. Almost a good thing for the rest of the country
something like 61x the legal power limit one guy said
Hahah. Fucking California
The weirdest people go there, and thanks to radio it isnt even just cali that suffers. Amazing
heres the link to the thread btw https://www.reddit.com/r/Truckers/comments/1amaqi8/bought_my_first_cb_very_disappointed/
@hexed zinc @odd oasis
whats the tube

more like a colonoscopy bag
poor "len" has to have his shit extracted throguh a tube
Fuck you
with the tube?
Thats actually just the cable to connect to the cyberspace.
poor "Len" is recreating the matrix
I will dm spam feet you
Its a cyberpunk reference, you soggy loaf of bread
that was a matrix reference, you alabman fuck
Alabamian*
with legs that nice? i dont see a downside
Its real sad when a goddamn alabamian can spell better than you
I'd suck on his toes any day
buy the gulf of mexico
buy a golf (the car model)
The Gulf of Mexico probably unironically makes more money per year than most countries
MFW the gulf of mexico doesnt make money because its a not a living thing nad is a piece ofEarth
MFW lost discovers Earth has water on it
On it, not a part of it
I am not a part of Earth
Buff cars
Visit http://mowicpopolsku.com/polish-alphabet-pronunciation/ for more information on the Polish Alphabet and Proununciation.
Learn the Polish alphabet and the pronunciation of the Polish letters.
a praca (work)
ą mąż (husband)
b niebo (sky)
c co (what)
ć być (to be)
d daleko (away)
e też (also)
ę imię (first name)
f film (movie)
g gość (guest...
This one's funny https://youtu.be/6VVvEIyIYyo?si=4VkfqSvXVueLYH2w
Follow me on Twitter @languagesimp
Join my discord https://discord.gg/AztRWC37mK
Thanks to Eleque for letting me use his music in the intro https://soundcloud.com/eleque/poison-dart-frog
All other music by Bensound
http://world-alphabet.com/index.php/s/4-serbian-alphabet-cyrillic
Srpska Azbuka | World Alphabet | Ćirilica
Српска Азбука | World Alphabet | Ћирилица
Serbian Cyrillic Alphabet | Alfabeto Cirílico Serbio | Alfabeto Cirillico Serbo
Сербский Kириллица | Serbisches Kyrillisches Alphabet
塞爾維亞西里爾字母 | セルビア語キリル文字 | 세르비아어 키릴 문자
الأبجدية السيريلية...
This is the closest
Give me like 5 mins i'll record myself saying the extra few letters in montenegrin
I don't play EFT, but that crotch protection seems a little high for my liking
Yo I love smoking that grand daddy perp during that swing shift lunch break
Gets my eyes real low so when I have to fuck with them asap remote tickets I can replace them hard drives in a smooth fashion
@cinder pendant
Meow
Have they fixed prestigeing?
Have they?
wdym
Well you know how they made it so you will lose all of your kills for your weapons and skins. Have they made it so that does not happen?
Yeah. Like 6 months ago, too lmao
That was one of the first big changes the game got
Ngl, thumbs-up reacting your own message makes me wanna thumbs-down it to keep the- and the message is gone
.
O missed that fix lol 😂
.!
Thanks fellas!
Yeah. BBR grind is pretty harsh considering theres like 10 fucking prestiges, so they were pretty quick to bow to our demands on keeping kills lmao
thank fuck, too
I’m just glad each level isn’t 200k xp anymore lol
I dunno if i ever would have prestiged if they had kept the old prestige system
God damn right. I still have no fucking clue what wildly midplaced expectations oki had about the average gamer with the old prestige and leveling system.
Elite Dangerous grind was better than the old BBR grind. And ED is a fucking bore in the end-game
If I had to guess it was probably put in place before prestige was a thing
Not sure that really earns oki many brownie points in my eyes. Just sorta makes him look like the kind of dev who just throws shit on top of his game without any regard to how itll affect the game... actually yeah that checks out
And until the lower prestiges get some pink and purple skins, frankly im gonna remain upset about how prestiging works 
Even with the huge weapon skin rework, still have basically no pink skin on all but one of my guns, and i dont unlock that gun for another like 70 levels in my current prestige

Also on the topic of BBR. Is the supporter pack worth it? Customization wise.
IMO yes. The majority of the customisation items it provides are great, and some of them (such as the exo armour cosmetics) damn-near make the pack worth it all on their own
But most importantly; it gives you a hamburger sticker for your F2000. And thats just dope as fuck

(The hamborg is easy to not see. Flip the gun to opposite/shooter side of the gun and preview the supporter pack skin. BAM hamburger)
(Frankly i put like 500 kills on the gun before even noticing the burger)
Is the sticker a skin?
Ye. Its part of the supporter pack skin for the f2k, which otherwise just looks like a black and orange skin until you notice the borger lmao
Its on the buttstock so you never really see it when using the gun even though its technically on that side of the gun. Frankly wish Larry would move the damn sticker elsewhere on the gun
Or hell, just give the gun a hamburger scope

@mint imp
byebye
Hihi
Skank

My cat bit my phone
They’ve been dealing with ddos iirc
Celsius review: absolutely a stinker wtf is this shit, 3/10 doesnt taste enough like battery acid
Does anyone know if under-barrel grenade launchers and stationary cannons will be added?
a few servers under those
might have to hop on 
32v32*
i just started playing bbr hows my stats?
noob!!!
where see stats
i have the proof buddy
where the proof 
our dms 

erm
Looks neat
losing my mind
kinda true, it' s all downhill from here
moodaf
Is there an official record?
Sometimes it seems to me that I am the only one in the team doing what a medic should do.
I've seen someone get over 140 revives
No official record, and you're not even close, sorry brother
Best map is probably Namak to get revives
heavy from the finals
I play just disgusting, even this result suits me
Today I played for 8 hours, my fingers wouldn't let me anymore
only 8? rookie numbers, brother
I said in Russian
I can't translate it correct

being right just brings sadness to your life, why bother
8 is a small number, you should have a bigger number brother
My finger can't
push brother, make your fingers stronger
88888888888
The laptop will be against it

When I was playing night mode on my PC behind my old TFT display, I couldn't see anything, but the laptop's IPS matrix allows me to see at least something
Beautiful 2021
@rotund frost
oh thats not what I thought mariana was
the sauce, i think it's called different names in other countries
yea i thought it was more on the realm of gravy and thats why I have gravy bread with meatballs in my mind
i think new yorkers call it gravy
THAT is not gravy
but there is also like, the white gravy or brown gravy too. i've always heard it marinara or just spaghetti sauce
maybe it's italians that call it gravy?
brown gravy is the only thing we eat with meatballs around here
is that right? lol
For 3 years, the developers there have not been able to increase the weight of the equipment, the tank can still be thrown up by an ATV. Of course I'm not an expert, but isn't weight just one parameter in the engine?
no clue
where you from?
umm
umm
i know nothing about finland lol. odd
Fair enough, a small country
It is country with people
We don't do tomatoes
i'm being bamboozled, surely
Finland is capital of Great Tomatoes
hi
we did not escape from tarkov with this one
@weak osprey
wtf
That cow has some wierd kinks if its making that face on beef jerky packaging
remove yourself from the gene pool immediately (in a non violent manner)
christ what an unholy shit
Youre gonna discover some new kind of lobotomy with that
M4 best gun
Y'all just in fear of the power I've achieved
m4 literally defaulter starter weapon
Just gonna open discord one day and BAM youre a sentient rutabaga
Which makes it even better

M4 best gun
Im saying youre gonna give yourself brain damage and become a vegetable, gawsh
gotta run away from the vegans i guess
Too bad vegetables cant run







that purple goes hard ngl
Shite gun tho
Neither ak nor ar has an s, you illiterate banana
rekt
Never change, BBR
Heheh


shame


Indeed
Does that mean im tier 4?
what does the symbol next to my name mean?
indeed
indeed
Indeed
Posted that emoji with the sole intention of causing chaos, and omfg did it not disappoint
why do yall have my message 3 times 
right here from me
Rektidiot
To stalk the stalker
tf is this
get OUT of here STALKER
never been on a train
what, the doors close, time passes, and all of a sudden you're somewhere else? Get real.
Termnial doesn't real btw
Trains are unironically the best form of transport for vacations
Termnial
Temrnial
Termite
Thermite
I am the gams
gottem, you idiot, you fool, roasted
Fuck

I cast maunal breathing spell
Samuel?
Y'all have automatic breathing?
The "automatic" is redundant
autonomic, not automatic
OTOMATIC?
Once you learn standard, you never forget it
I cant access my game rn, but 500 seems low for the aug
Not memeing. Ive just spent many many hours harassing helis with SRs and the AUG
1300m heli passenger kill on basra go brr
they were very upset with me
I still miss old AUG vehicle damage
I dont forgive oki for nerfing it
Do not forget what the devs took from us; the heavy/long barrel nerf was the final deathcry of bbr
Nah, while i absolutely made constant use of the damage buffs they gave, said damage buff just made gun balancing too convoluted
Good riddance
"gUn BaLaNcE" brother..
Yah, gun balance. It meant oki had to balance gun both for actual damage and "potential" damage if it had a damage-buffing barrel equipped
Having to consider "breakpoints" in regards to what a gun's base damage should be because it might go from 4shot to 3shot due to a barrel attachment was just asinine nonsense
that's like saying all the classes should just have one armor type. Oki has to consider damage negation more than once? Poor guy.
if you want more different damage breakpoint options let them just add more guns rather than 1 attachment on a gun
Literally two different dicussions
literally i'm regarded
Armour types have the same effecf across all classes, and are single-use pieces of shit anyway
"effecf" idiot cant type
All sniper rifle shit
use m200 brother
I used
use L96 for style
I was a marxman and a sniper before the prestige was raised
Once I was killed by a single burst of mp7 at a kilometer-long substation
The damn submachine gun has no scatter
mp7 is a laser beam, brother
Tell me, do you have a wild scatter in the Scar? I can't shoot them further than 50 meters, and the enemies kill me after 200
I don't use scar brother, I use mp5 or SVD
Svd is ass
That's a tripod
Giant tripod
It's too pretentious


Well, it seems that way to me. I do not communicate with women, because they do not exist, this is a conspiracy of the government

And why do I need women if I'm going to have gigantic bipods?
I prefer bullet speed, and the huge m200 looks cool
Although I'm tired of lying on a rock and waiting for someone's head to freeze in place, now I want to run with something automatic Way even my kill-to-death ratio will drop from 0.6 to 0.14
Can anyone gift me battlebit??? I'm broke
Despite the fact that I play a lot and have fun, the price seems too high
BeamNG.drive costs the same as bbr at a discount💀💀💀
And bbr is a fuckin banger of a game
But beamng?
That shit is actually magic
Aint no way bbr should be the more expensive of the two
This game is unfinished, and after the release, performance has noticeably dropped
Aye. A banger, but 100% unfinished and going in a weird direction
Isn't there like three devs on this?
yeah
Yea we cant bitch about nothing then
There is nothing we can do.
I hoped that a simulation mode would be introduced, but this idea was abandoned...
What kind?
Theres nothing forcing oki to only do large updates with huge intervals in-between

indeed
The guy also almost literally refused to do hotfixes, so broken shit stays broken for way too long
We were spoiled with the weekly updates
shits dumb as hell
people would bitch about there not being enough content in updates LOL
tf2 updates now
they found a decent frequency for dev casts
real
now can they find one for updates..
Before the release, the game was translated into Russian by 80%, and now only by a third, how did it happen?
lots more shit added ig
People will always bitch. Thats reality, get over it. But the game doesnt currently need only massive updates
i'd bet money that if devs said eta rn, they'd say 2-4 weeks
Big updates are fine if shit in general is okay. That dont apply to bbr right now
true, problem for them is they dont know what is ok and what isnt
Take me back to the days when trees couldn't fall, it was wonderful
confused as hell as to what to make the game be
its hard to run games like this in 2024
I thought that many "2-4 weeks" ago lol
xd
tbh as long as this update fixes the gunplay imbalance I'll be happy
especially when the generations are starting to have low attention spans
Tbh, bigass intervals and huge updates would be almost fine with the game in its current state if there was more communication from mainly Oki, but just the dev team in general
And why can't tanks take down trees?
Because its be treeson
the amount of money and time indie devs have to dedicate to their products is insane and people expect too much in short time periods
it is what it is
Would have been a fair argument like... a month or two ago
Hell, it would be a fair argument right now if oki fucking communicated with the community
Most devs prolly would've given up and ran with the money if their community was like this
so people sometime go to hard on indie devs
Therefore, the online of this game has been steadily falling since the release
agreed
well that an.... other things
If nothing changes, in 2 years online will drop to zero
2 years is a good period
I suspect the game wont last much more than 2 years even if shit does change, but itll be way sooner than 2 years if nothing changes
Yeah, 2 years is fine for a game like bbr
But the game isnt on a 2 year trajectory right now lol
I would like to give money for something long-lasting
There are already 1-2 full servers in my region, only sometimes there are on weekends
128 or 64
and thats fine, games cant reach every corner of the world
Ye, some regions have absolutely awful server population. Game is basically already dead in Oceania from what ive heard
It was better that way before the release
There was plenty full 128 servers yday in EU which was kinda wild
The game shot against the background of the Battlefield and now just goes out
I'm not at all against the new wave of popularity, but there is no reason for this
dont think so, that goes depending on the current states of development and versions of the game
milestones during early access make those spikes in hype during certain periods
Weed fortress
id rather get big updates then half baked small updates
TF2 will outlive bbr
Why is a small update automatically also halfbaked lmao
In my experience, the large updates are also half baked for BBR
same
I mean the only good map might be city, but that depends on vilaskis not screwing it up
Now im getting mixed message from ye 
Is it normal for empty gun magazines to turn white? They was black before release. Is this a bug?
Meanwhile, a map with one tower in the center and bushes around: "well, cry"
Old Namak is a great meat map, but I haven't seen him this year, he just doesn't get picked
The new one does not look like it at all and has almost no destruction of buildings, but this is one of the chips of the game
Isle is an objectively very lazily made map
why do you dislike isle
There is literally nothing on the map except bushes and a tower, I'm not interested in playing on it
Discord, pls stop pls

also eos 
Wat
Just hit 300 hours, gunning for 600
Exactly my thought
Can anyone gift me battlebit fr?

no
and stop asking
nuh uh
just put a bag over it 
oh my god this actually hurts to look at
wtf is discord team doing
Made my brain go 
Drugs.
no not really
Depends on the map and how much the enemies focused on him
Can some1 explain the lore of this NPC?
post all the 20 deaths to me 
there were more
100%
btw i revatched the clip when i got you through the wall.. actualy your helmet was sticking a bit
i also tried using rem700
for some weird reason it easier to hit shots then with l96
Wife is always perfect
Ah fuck discord only scrolled partly "all the way down"
Good job discord. Tf is the button for if it doesnt actually go to the bottom?
when and what was changed on the armed heli?
wtf is goin on
Damage dropoff was added from 75-200m
and it now can't maintain altitude while doing constant barrel rolls
Bbr server moment (the one Russian guy finally knows how to ddos)
senior mod says servers are all good, dont worry 🤡
Me thinks its time for a server host parter swapsie
Youd fuckin think that the current partner literally not being able to host in asia/oce for months a while ago would be a big enough red flag
@cursive halo lmao?
Already did send it. Didnt do shit. Bet its because the gesture to edit your own message is almost identical to the gesture to replying to any message
o discord
why must you stupid
Fuck it, lets make that a haiku
O darling Discord
Why are you so damn stupid
You garbage-tier app
New battlebit RPG type
Simultaneously adorable and horrifying
What if I told you the reason you’re having server issues
Is because you’re is using Amazon servers or McDonald’s servers
😆🥸
truth be told I really don’t know
@lapis cosmos
Bruh wtf
and the message just turned yellow and said 'couldn't find mtu server'
that was for the easy server on frugis

I think it's happening on BBC All Gamemodes too
a mean it might be time to boot it up again
That's not bf1
quite a lot of active server tbh
Most of them will ban you if you're too good
😂
Bf4 is actually better
i mean bf2042 doesnt hit the spot so i believe that

Turtles and flubber are good
Damn just realised battlefield 4 and 1 are like 4 quid each
Should prolly buy one of em
they are worth it
^
^
and it has more then 2 lmg
Hmmmmmmm
BF4 has the AEK-971 which is the equivalent of the Vector when it was op asf
true
There's also the 870 where you can kill enemies from 200m away with buckshot lmao
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
the days of sniping with a shot gun i miss them
if you want a prettier game go with bf1
Yeah BF1 and 5 I think are on the same engine as star wars battlefront if you played that
So they have similar graphics
The atmosphere is pretty good too
Fuck it im getting both
Prolly cant even run bf1 but maybe in the future i can do sum about it
Ermmmm
Urm
What
Hello everybody my names markiplier
Hello everybody my name is Markipler and today we are playing Battlefield 4
@tawdry steppe
I have blue tape AK, i do not have that white thing. As vik said, #1203040192651468951 is probably your best bet, as blue tape AK is something you should have access if you own the supporter pack DLC
Blue taped AK is supporter pack, shouldn't require any kills. The Asimov I think is a content creator drop
Unfortunately, oki seems to have a really, really disorganised way of naming all the exclusive-in-some-way skins, so its very hard to tell which you should have access to but dont vs which are exceptionally poorly named
yeah rip dead game
(If you weren't already familiar with which are which from before the skin system update)
I do not have the DLC yet, I'm trying to undertand what are the actual content as you already noted, it's all over the place an unclear.
Another thing: are beards included in the DLC?
If you'd check the DLC page on Steam, it'll.. ya know... tell you
Oh, i see. And yes beards are part of the supporter pack. Thankfully the character customisation hasnt be so confusingly blundered as the gun skins have, and are more straightforward
It does not
I'm actively looking at it, like right this second
dont give em your money (:
Weird.. it's telling me what guns get new skins
Tbf, DLC preview images also show a mac10-thing and a 93R skin (plus 2 identical USP skins, except one is a bit bigger). Its kind of a mess
🤫
find the beards in the description and the exact list of skins. no the image doesn't have all of them, but also there are even weapons that are not in game like the Beretta 93R and two of the same skin for the same pistol
marketing that there's an unreleased gun in a dlc awooooga
That excuse would have worked 6 months ago. Now its just "false advertising" IMO
Listen my guy, I'd just save your money and not buy either the DLC or the game.. BBR kinda dying very quickly
Capo already owns bbr
huge L
you've been an annoying redditor smartass for no reason, unlike Lost who helped me big time and I thank. If you don't want to help then refrain like other users instead of trying to go nerd mode and not even being right?
love yourself, gamer.
ye
Alright ladies lets all calm down. Its a discussion about a video game, not a debate over who inherits grandmas house
Because its obviously myself who will inherit the house
If you really super duper need help right this second, post in #1203040192651468951
Get rekt nerds
otherwise you're left in the dark like the rest of us.

Best I can do is leave you the debts, final offer
Jokes on you, the house is a mobile home so ill just high-tail it to canada
Aint got debts if no one knows where i am
Who’s canada
The hat toque

I didn't read anything, but I did see something about two USP skins? I am intrigued
There's two usp's, one is just bigger
Hell yeah, dual USP
nah one is 9mm, the other is .45 :^)
I'd expunge my seed if I could weild two USP's at once
Maybe one is a usp 45?
New pistol?
Or maybe larry fucked up?
100% Larry fucked up
100%

Theres honestly a comical amount of fuckup in that single image
Looks like an uzi to me, so maybe an mp7 skin?
the CBJ is confirmed to be leaked
from most recent dev cast
it's been on the fucking Supporter DLC page ALL this time omfg
Uzi doesn't have tiny foregrip like that, CBJ MS does
Ah alright, I don't really know all that much about guns. It just looked like an uzi to me so I equated it to an uzi
I'm also certain top left ? is m60
Nah lil uzi has a lil vert like that
no way is that lil uzi vert(grip)
lmao even in the description it says
"Pistols:
M9
USP
MP443
M9
"
M9 x2, but not x2 M9s
akimbo m9s or I uninstall
Two sperate M9 pistols, but not Akimbo M9 pistol
Oh
wurds r hahrd
Even better that the image has 2 USP and not 2 M9s
the whole supporter pack page is cursed
Larry must have been fucking sandblasted making that DLC page


it bothers me that two of the weapons are facing left
what did the devs mean by this?
ACR and 443 Grach skins are for lefties only
But only the silly orange one for the ACR. Watermelon is fine for righties, and watermelon is the only acr people use anyway
Don’t forget the support pack includes gun skins for ones that aren’t even in the game… beretta 93r I’m looking at you.
93r, lil uzi vert, some weird PDW
allegedly also skins for the m60 and two other question marks
But the m60 is only allegedly gonna happen, itself
Do I need to bust out the dev cast weapon leak clip?
the smgs marked are the cbj ms and the mp7
If thats the mp7, that skin sure as hell aint in the game yet
yeah it looks dope
Id be running an FDE mp7 if i had an FDE mp7
IDF Galil when??
@sharp night the 400hp is easier to handle than it seems. The difficult part is self-control
oh that sound tho
I used to have a liter inline-4 motorcycle that could easily go 0-60 in first within three seconds, and yeah. A cop yelled at me once. I got scared :(
Aye. Once got pulled over for 5mph over a 15mph speed limit purely because it sounds so angry all the time
I would absolutely be one of those assholes that downshifts going under a bridge
oh when it backfires a bit, ugh Perfection
That v8 blub-blub-blub-blub when you slowly coast to a stop. Man that sound alone is something else.
Ye, but it gets real fuckin loud if I'm not careful about where i downshift. If i start having too much fun, im basically a gun range on wheels
Oh yeah I had to keep it in 5th or so when putting around the neighborhood because I didn't want everyone to hate me
But the blub-blub-blub tho
Yup. Once i outgrew my youthful indiscretion, i learned how important it is to throw it in 2nd as soon as fuckin possible
And even then, the blub blub made it hard to resist sometimes
There isn't a more beautiful sound in all the world. An entire crowd of attractive sirens serenading me with a song couldn't compete. Give me that V8
pls gibe
Skrrt skrrt!
(Searching "car" in google photos brings up WAY more results than just my own car lmao)
my cousin let me drive his sleeper car once. It was a dirty old golden pontiac that he did an engine swap on and installed a huge supercharger. When I put my foot down all the way, I was afraid I'd loose my head.
it's the racing gloves that get me every time
lol you gotta have those fingerless gloves for the ultimate immersion
Those feet are doing the Lord's work
They are stepping on the gas pedal, the only righteous pedal known to this world
if you don't have a pop off steering wheel, are you even a real driver?
let jesus take the wheel, throw it out the window
We're talking about American muscle cars here, not Subarus with aftermarket LED headlights. Get in the game bro
Subuwus
It was a sad day when headlights that can wink at you when they don't function right were taken off the market for most cars
winking Miata huge aesthetic
eyelash stickers or gtfo
If you wanted the lights always up you can do some wiring and make it so that only one functions getting you your wink
Finally found some twisties out by me and fell in love with the car even more
worth it
I used to take my kawasaki out canyon carving in the summer. Good times. Really wore out the tires tho
The section I found is literally an hour and a half of twisties and I love it.
I am the fastest video finder literally ever
I had found a better rear-POV video than this..
But then I hadn't found it no more
In other words, i lost it
nvm, added "blue" to the search and found that bitch real fast
The ol "up the tailpipe" video. A classic
Less classic; one of the water projectiles damn-near hit my in the eye
I need more of that in my life. my 4runner sounds like someone switched on a really loud hvac unit
but it is a tank that can withstand damn near anything
Hah yeah, ive got that "sounds like a turbo if you ear-squint" whistle from my CAI, but thankfully not the full HVAC orchestra. Not that the cops care about the difference above a certain volume 
Ty. Shes had some minor bumps but still goin strong
gone and forgotten
Deleting that message because it made my discord app drop to literally under 10 fps
app
problem spotted
Using discord through my phone browser would be significantly worse
Also, i found the good good shit, shim
racecars
(Maybe this picture will work)
noooorm
Haha fuck you discord
Look up "neoow guy f1" on YT. Youll love it
That downshift tho
Vroooooooom pop
ooh the green done did the pop pop pop sounds as it took that corner. Yissss
The fuckin porsche cup that weekend was so fucking loud
And iirc first god damn thing in the morning
(Camped at the track)
Quite the way to wake up!
Aye. Impossible to do anything other than wake up, even if you already woke up
Actually, the porsche GT3 cars were individually louder, but porsche cup as whole was WAY louder because it was 20+ of just the porsches
haha
Exibit a) you cant even hear the audi because if how fucking loud the porsche behind it is
Oh yeah, those things are screaming down the track. That Audi needs to step up its volume game
Then Cup is basically 20 of those things just "slightly" quieter. Only the Porsche Cup sessions literally made my head hurt lol
Buncha angry god damn bees
I took a proper DSLR the next year, but never imported those videos to my phone since they be pretty big files
I did import the photos tho
oh that last one reminds me of the stuff the photographers would shoot when i worked in advertising for kawasaki. Really nice shot
Nvm i forgot i imported them to a different phone lmao
all those damn phones
Ty. Nighttime race car photography is always nice n' dramatic
oh hell yeah
Ye the phone i imported allat shit to was basically sacrificed as an expensive archive drive lmao
But unlike most storage drives, i can upload to social media from a phone 
gotta flex those nighttime shots somehow. screw cute cats when you've got car number 48 screaming across some tarmac in the middle of the night ;)
And thanks to the social media, i can find those without too much effort
Would probably be faster to just get the camera out tho lmao
but that requires getting up
ew standing up. Oh man did 38 eat dirt there? Poor thing grinding into the dirt like sandpaper
"that's gonna buff out"
Just a lil spin. Was able to get going on his own eventually
That moment when your racecar suddenly becomes an offroader
Very uncomfortable offroader too
Takes "rock bouncing" way too literally
Still in better condition than this mess lol
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I already got a headache just thinking about that .Every car I've ever owned would give me a little brain damage just hitting a pothole. Yay for being tall
Hah yeah, perhaps a blessing in disguise tho, since no one could ever force you into a race car against you will because race cars arent made for tall folk.
srsly. I should probably go do that sleep thing momentarily
Yeah i should too. But if the last week is any indicator, it might as well be noon for me rn
Hah, bumhole
@clear iris This and the linked clip are the VRC F1 car from a couple of years ago, and the sound design absolutely blows my mind
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Damn
RaceSimStudio made these two cars. Fun as hell to drive
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That 70s car is especially well made in terms of handling. They did just about everything right
Oh and RaceSimStudio tends to put their mods on the cheap cheap after theyre a couple of years out of date, and i think most of their F1 cars are eventually made free after a few more years
So thats a way to get a taster without paying
Ya the 2018 F1 car from RSS is free now
did you downloaded/played the Porsche RSR 2018 mod aswell? that sound was awesome aswell
IS awesome aswell
From VRC?
UnitedRacingDesign made it. google it. 911 RSR 2018
Ah shit i didnt even think of URD!
I think? Ive downloaded so many of their cars its hard to keep track of which lmao
Theyre basically the top-tier for GT racing in assetto IMO
yo
Damn, i dont think i have any clips of URD mods on this device. 
Cheching the air conditioning in a car
Wait is it not a finnish flag on PC?
Maybe i dont need a PC after all...
@clear iris It aint beamng, but peek the dash timer vs the 911 GT3 on the right. I took the perf modding on that car WAY too far lmao
Fuck discord nuked the compression on that porsche screenshot wtf
That does look very nice
Aye. Sounds great too. But requires frequent unshitting of the pants
Put literally an F1 V10 from the 90s in it, sounds and perf specs. It was way too much hp, but the sound was perfect so i kept it and added a buncha downforce
Or maybe it was a v12. Thing wails either way
One of them cars I gotta turn my volume down for lol

destroying/messing with teammates and their property/stuff in a disruptive/dangerous manner
does meowing comes under this?
No
whatever
Dw I have like 50 reports 💀
dont worry
when you are like very sad
idk i have no respect for this language
let's say a enemy player finds a cheeky spot an isn't easily destroyed without dieing to the enemy, so you team hop shoot a rpg in specific spots to reduce/destroy the spot then immediately switch back.....
Or vise versa but with the flashbangs
Or placing land mines on teammates and laughing watching them blow up
yea?
devil vortex saws
dash spider
limbo
ew you cant even see whats going on
math whiteboard 💀
yay math
the focus!! is the finishing touch
That was there before 
everything else was just tacked on
yay snow
ew fuck snow
#ffffff, #fffff1, #fffff2…
its constantly in a state of either falling like insane or melting like insane
sounds too cold for me
and then theres ice everywhere
dont let life be in the way of your dreams :3
Is this another way to tell someone to commit suicide
Im saving that quote
Next step?
doctor Se...
ye?
no
+19C here :(
yeah 21C here already
i want it to be colder. Kills all the nasty bugs trying to get in












