off-topic

[opaque ingot]

They asked

[rapid lotus]

😒

[autumn kernel]

it is complete

[void current]

All available API calls? Did you exclude info which can't be connected to the current context?

[autumn kernel]

I just use GetServerList from the public API and calc that data from the response

[void current]

Ah, looks awesome!

[autumn kernel]

I hate css

[void current]

Do you also received server name etc?

[void current]

Damn you get a bunch of info

[autumn kernel]

yep

[void current]

Funny that anti cheat is a string, but makes sense when we have multiple soon

[autumn kernel]

I mean what else would it be

[void current]

Bool if you only have one

[autumn kernel]

But there is faceit and eac

[void current]

Yeah, should have mentioned it earlier.

[autumn kernel]

xD

also made this but it looks shit because I can't do tables with css

[void current]

I like it, it's clean

[autumn kernel]

if you look at the entire page it looks so empty

[void current]

Do you also get IP or any unique identifier besides name?

[autumn kernel]

nope

for now, name is the best one

[void current]

So we couldn't make a website which joins with the steam commando

[autumn kernel]

hope they add ids

[void current]

Would be cool, anything atleast :)

[autumn kernel]

But that's enough css for today
It's painful

[void current]

Nah great job looks awesome and works

[autumn kernel]

It does

until I manage to break it

[void current]

Is your table secure for server names with SQL commands?

[autumn kernel]

It's a string yes

But I don't use sql anyways so that doesn't matter rn

Ah god damnit

[ember pewter]

Starfield

[pine panther]

Yo we getting ddosed?

[autumn kernel]

pls elaborate

[cloud marsh]

hi

[opaque ingot]

Numbers and words overwhelm me too

[cursive mango]

I was looking I didnt even know there was an off topic channel

I think I set up da replay buffa

[potent juniper]

when are the maid outfits being added?

[nova mesa]

NUH UH

[rustic gyro]

NOW NOE NOW!

the duality of men

[spring glade]

Can you send me the website?

[autumn kernel]

sure, is dms fine?

[spring glade]

Of course

[cyan parcel]

can i get it too 🙏

[autumn kernel]

sure

[graceful lagoon]

Yeeee

[mental root]

So basically I reckon battlebit should have a family tree that each one of your lives comes from just as a visual

[void quiver]

I made fruit leather because the Cheong had some solids at the end

Pretty sweet from the strawberry and tart from the lemon
Texture is nice

[wild plover]

Uh huh, i see

[inner peak]

are there docs for the publicapi yet? what endpoints are there

[tribal siren]

@icy kestrel

[icy kestrel]

ohh

so it didn't zoon the sight zooms to you

[rustic gyro]

Awww yiss

[icy kestrel]

the momentof truth

[sour estuary]

Said it was doable.

[hazy marlin]

haters are going to say it's fake

[wind vapor]

I'm not sure if pewpewtactical.com which sites no sources is particularly reputable

the artical of which is published by megan kriss

[gritty slate]

pewpewtactical is one of the largest resellers in the US but sure

[autumn kernel]

Not yet, the only one accessible is currently host/Servers/GetServerList

[meager pewter]

So day/night is in the api but still not in the server browser in game

:Okipls:

[undone hemlock]

That does not make them a reliable source at all, if they don’t state their own sources. Might make them less reliable if this can work as advertising for them

[mental root]

system gobal

[runic epoch]

the swat officer looking at this drawing:

[scenic patrol]

Joe

[limpid mango]

Please contact @cinder pendant for inquiries for bans

[autumn kernel]

Larry!

[lethal spear]

the gun that never was

[wild plover]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-meme-black-guy-cries-sad-man-thank-god-for-my-reefer-hood-news-gif-24902056

[lethal spear]

it's okay, we have the gun that will be

[vernal jay]

Pineapple on pizza, yes or no?

[nova mesa]

Hell nah

[lethal spear]

https://tenor.com/view/my-beloved-meme-glock-glock17-gif-25677613

[manic niche]

guys is the honey badger worth maxing?

i feel the recoil is pretty big stock, I just unlocked it

[void quiver]

recoil isnt bad but

just use the mp7 its so much better

[manic niche]

comparing it to my maxed ak74 the recoil is way bigger

[void quiver]

just use the mp7 then

[short briar]

reflex sight my beloved

[thick slate]

No

[vernal jay]

I wanna dip it in milk and eat it like an oreo...

[hazy meteor]

it too hot

[rocky siren]

You average iq mfs really don’t know how to follow an exit sign?

[opaque ingot]

so THIS is what the aurora in isle looks like...
damn i really need to fuckin play this

[slim tulip]

Xm8?

[mental root]

@distant oracle Notable popularity wise 1 and 5 enjoy vs 2042

[distant oracle]

Yeah. This is kinda known. That other guy just wants to defend 2042 vs imaginary insults people aren't making.

[mental root]

Yee just a good data point also notable is that BF2042 is currently 70% a behaviour successful games do not undertake so close to launch

[wet solar]

hi

[opaque ingot]

https://youtu.be/aYKkQQd7I4s
Aliens "Non human entities" exist... And the US congress passed laws the day after this hearing to enable full disclosure.

What a time to be alive 🙌

[spring crown]

@whole gull

[whole gull]

hello :D

[spark tusk]

Yeah got to come here to see it

Only happens in the US, lots of duende run around

[onyx mist]

Kids be like
"I cant afford housing"

[onyx mist]

WHAT!!!!!!

[hasty goblet]

lets goooooooooooooooooooooooo battle bit on Steam main page!

[onyx mist]

@opaque ingot

[opaque ingot]

Woah he very similar to me

[onyx mist]

what

[onyx mist]

@opaque ingot one of my last pallets I ever made

[opaque ingot]

MILK

[timber plover]

When the pilot gets sniped out and some jackass takes over https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT88uYQ5a/

[onyx mist]

[faint harness]

@dawn delta

[stiff umbra]

if I remeber properly Malyaia uses it

[grim sinew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1103707224406233099/1134543235973390417/FLAT_FRIDAY.mp4

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/EOue7hHr_3c

[hardy escarp]

Hello!
I've just released big update for my Battle Royale game inspired by classic arcade game and I want to show it to you!
Hope you will like it! 🙂
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWiMw_sIdJQ

[potent harness]

Balls

[opaque ingot]

Balls

Lots of balls

[ashen jasper]

@vernal shore

[rocky siren]

no thanks i dont want to live in a literal meth house

[rocky siren]

https://tenor.com/view/english-motherfucker-do-you-speak-it-english-mofo-samuel-l-jackson-pulp-fiction-john-travolta-gif-17016540

[onyx mist]

? It's a town of 900 people

[real ice]

LMFAOOOOOO

[onyx mist]

[eager terrace]

Who the hell is letting their 5 yo kids play cod

[grim sinew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/984233764546834443/1107474370143723601/caption.mp4

[clear tangle]

Pure
unfinished
G i r t h

[molten crane]

3200 dpi with 1,000 polling rate. 500 general sens, 400 ads sens, here ya go. This is how I normally play. I also play the game in stretched res at max fov as well.

[queen abyss]

bro you filming like you own grandmas house tf are those curtains LMAO

[molten crane]

yea bro, you got a problem?

[queen abyss]

nice pc tho, i love the case

no i just wanted to comment on it cuz it was funny to me

[molten crane]

thanks it was a big upgrade from my 2080 laptop

[vital prism]

lead dev admits to being a brainlet medic vectoid k/d player

Crazy how he wants the game to be hardcore and more like Squad

[cyan parcel]

do you know the context behind that message? 🤔

[hidden breach]

i was bored

[undone hemlock]

this is interesting. I finally added long barrels into my ttk calculator, and it looks like, generally speaking, the long barrel FAL beats the ScorpionEVO in time to kill

long barrel AK15 is kinda goated though, I never realised how high up a long barrel pushes it

still would prefer the faster aimdown of scar though

[mental root]

@atomic relic

had a video of it cause it was just like a 5th of the screen lol

[atomic relic]

Brooooo

Holy shit

[mental root]

I have a thirty second video of it scrolling and that was after a minute or two

@steel birch here are all the ones on the server browser

[steel birch]

i am aware of these

[copper cosmos]

https://youtu.be/OvC_AGX8YPY?list=PLrh3IqqmA7B4noc4m_cYe_LEIY-kotF_2

no embed anymore in this channel?

[dire radish]

@covert wind https://youtu.be/8kg_qW31ehA?t=359 how all recon guns should start

[covert wind]

hot damn

[jaunty skiff]

hi.

[haughty summit]

WOAH

[sand wraith]

re: #battlebit-eng message
which ones should i get?
react and/or reply if you want to give feedback or participate in my lil personal poll

[mint imp]

theres only one correct choice

[sand wraith]

i think the fruity pebbles ones are cool but i absolutely LOVE the blue ones

[pale bramble]

Blue is better. Reminds me of Milk cartons

[sand wraith]

real

[wild swan]

in serious i think blue

[sand wraith]

but fruity pebbles are eaten with milk!!

[quick locust]

I personally like the red

[pale bramble]

and? fuck them fruity pebbles

[cunning nexus]

Blue rules. Suck it Red

[quick locust]

[cunning nexus]

Yo have you guys seen all this bs about alien life and UAPs and shit? it is NUTS.

I went on a deep dive last night... and the day before.

We are not alone

[cunning nexus]

Dropped a cloud of rounds on a fleeing Heli for 5frags

[wind vapor]

battlefield 3 soldier soundboard

[opaque ingot]

Best weapon in the game

[wild plover]

I think the blue is more you

[open trench]

having this setup, no mousepad, 4:3 stretched, wayyy too high sense

if your gonna be tryhard be tryhard wtf is this bro 😭

[steel birch]

https://medal.tv/games/battlebit-remastered/clips/1g7AZEOqmKejxL/d1337DZ8nQiV?invite=cr-MSw1ek0sMTIyNDY1Njg1LA

@cunning nexus

[cunning nexus]

LMaooo

[steel birch]

was aiming for the other guy, literally never use RPG, was my first time using it so no idea about velocity and drop xD

also i was too faded

[lethal spear]

Tandem is unreliable past 200meters also fuck the scope, it's awful

[steel birch]

@cunning nexus also that show your pfp is from, I think I should watch it but i forgot the name 😭

[lethal spear]

I think thats volibear from league of legends

[steel birch]

I dont play LoL but i seen a couple of seconds of that polar bear when a friend was watching it

[cunning nexus]

His name is Iorek Byrnison from the Dark Materials series

[steel birch]

sheeeet yeah that was it, imma start watching it. Its pretty high production value right?

[cunning nexus]

idk. the hbo version is alright. I read the books

[steel birch]

This could be my one excuse to read a book since HP, are the books better?

nvm u didnt see the show ig from ur msg

[cunning nexus]

1/2

2/2

[steel birch]

nice kill on the pilot there bud

[cunning nexus]

tyvm. Brain surgery at 600 meters

[steel birch]

you wanna see something that ruined my stats?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLuGp1yaMgY

@cunning nexus

[cunning nexus]

vid blocked

[steel birch]

Open on YT

[cunning nexus]

[steel birch]

let meguess, UMG? XDDDDD??!??!?

[cunning nexus]

yee. lol good choice of music

I subbed

[steel birch]

in hindsight i woudlve used "Pain it black" by rolling stones

Thanks mate!!!

[dapper vigil]

lmao holy shit. 12x multikill. i shot a c4 on a pile of dudes with the btr

[lethal spear]

why is your ui purple

[dapper vigil]

i've tried many different colors for the tank hud, trying to find the best one for day and night. this dark purple and mid-grey are the best ones so far

there are very few pink/purple things in the game to lose track of the crosshair during day. and it isn't blinding at night

i went with neon green at first, which was great at day, but then i got a night map and could not see shit lmao

[desert schooner]

how to win battlebit:

[wide iris]

[desert schooner]

wait a christian and a furry

impossible

[wide iris]

Believe it buddy

[lethal spear]

that bio is

[wind vapor]

@kind tendon 1000 lines of bf3 dialog in the soundboard. Got it running on a tablet connected to my audio mixer.

[kind tendon]

Holy lol

Wtf

How do you set up your audio mixer so that it can feed audio back into your computer?

[wind vapor]

I have a xenyx302 USB with the my tablet connected with a 3.5mm to RCA adapter in the 2-track

[kind tendon]

Interesting i don't use those external things. I tried to set up an internal software mixer and it was too complicated

[wind vapor]

it should be possible to use a 3.5mm aux cable from the tablet into the microphone jack on my PC but I use the mixer since I have one

the mixer allows me better control and it's right by my keyboard

[kind tendon]

I kind of want to use something like this but these always seem expensive/complicated

[wind vapor]

I think this cost me around £40

I use an xlr mic with it

it's a good value because it provides a usb connection and a 12v power to the mic in a single unit, the rca inputs are just a bonus

[lethal spear]

youll get significantly more ability out of audio hardware than software

[kind tendon]

Oh

[lethal spear]

its why everyone who really really cares about their audio quality use an xlr mic instead of some usb snowball or yeti

also having the switches right next to your keyboard is sooo nice

[wind vapor]

it's nice being able to put my microphone into the most horrible ear bleeding quality at a moments notice

crank the equalizer to the minimum and gain to the max

[opaque ingot]

POG

[lethal spear]

[sets gain to max]

[lethal spear]

you can also pull out the xlr cable a tiny bit

[lethal spear]

make sure to remove the pop filter too

and point a fan directly at the mic

[lethal spear]

pop filter? nah i drink sprite straight from the can

[wind vapor]

headphone warning btw

[lethal spear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT116E2W2JQ

tbh the lower audio quality for voip in battlebit, similar to valve games, adds a bit of character

[dapper vigil]

update

[opaque ingot]

unimpressed

[dapper vigil]

:^(

[dapper vigil]

what k/d number would impress you

[opaque ingot]

the number itself isnt the issue but rather how you acheived said kd = (

[dapper vigil]

i used tank

[opaque ingot]

exactly

[dapper vigil]

what if i double it

[opaque ingot]

nope sowwy

[dawn ice]

to impress atleast triple it

[vocal tundra]

i have reached 100 hours nice

[narrow dune]

https://www.youtube.com/live/dCpd6_S0rnI?feature=share

HAPPY SATURDAY! DROP THE BEAT!

https://www.youtube.com/live/wBgSH-CGPzg?feature=share

https://youtu.be/72okJYRJWDI

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/BpAjdRK6PH0

ITS SHOWTIME EVERYONE!

WEEK 5 woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[obsidian ridge]

off topic aint it

[proud swift]

Whats everyones opinion on the msr?

[obsidian ridge]

I love ASMR

[simple acorn]

What is this bro 💀

Random painting on a mountain

[hushed stump]

Disgusting

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/722568585045868564/1135047430765821952/videoplayback_15.mov

[neat oxide]

[open trench]

is it intentional that if you lean w like the magnified scope on the heat rpg it comes out of the middle instead of where the cross is

[undone hemlock]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/657789378852290561/1085268878495580331/3A608297-0914-4A86-B392-DD64FB8A6E55.gif

[misty dagger]

@spring glade can I still be a mod as I want to help out if I can as I have alot of free time

[spring glade]

Mod applications are closed

[misty dagger]

Oh ok

[low jacinth]

You can still be a simp to @spring glade , he has those apps wide open!

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/jumbo-wagner-pmc-wagner-pmc-gif-27266181

Insane stats

[misty dagger]

bro what you mean

[wind vapor]

UI improvement to my soundboard

now up to 1071 audio files

[manic niche]

are these attachaments good for mid range?

[low jacinth]

this isnt POSTAL bro

[gaunt junco]

https://youtu.be/cTyN6xnXwY4
This video out of context is hilarious lmfao

[autumn kernel]

pretty sad that there are only 314 players in CTF

[lost echo]

theres a reason ctf sucks

[empty cove]

im so confused

[lost echo]

https://youtu.be/0D2o8F2MOuI?t=203

[sturdy chasm]

I found one too

[heavy spade]

The red one looks like my destiny character a bit and I’m not even kidding

[lost echo]

neither you dont ever need to spend over 100 dollars on shoes

[sand wraith]

it’s fruity pebbles

[sand wraith]

but they’re so cuteeee

[lost echo]

doesnt matter

[sand wraith]

it matters

[lost echo]

yeah no it doesnt your wallet matters

[opaque ingot]

BRUH

[balmy cypress]

construction is so bad bruhhh

[wind vapor]

professional grass avoiders

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/5w6AOnSUkvE

HUGE NEWS FOR ANY FINAL FANTASY FANS!

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/lW98Z9W1X5I

[stray radish]

Vector FLIR 🥵

[lethal spear]

Vector haters stay mad that their fav gun isnt top tier

[valid badger]

Mmm yes friendzoned then ghosted by former gf, lovely 💀

Only talking to me after I confronted her about it and when I rejoined a server she was in askin why I rejoined

[lethal spear]

Uhh okay?

[atomic relic]

Get well soon bro

[atomic relic]

I'm angery, vector brok 😡

[tribal glade]

@opaque ingot

[opaque ingot]

damn i didnt know that

[hard quest]

made this meme

[empty cove]

as an engineer player ive never looked for a tank only people

[golden jackal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1135155284717875200/Poranhogy.mov

[tribal glade]

What the fuck

Circumcised ass gun

[marble wyvern]

I lost the screenshot of him admitting to hacking, but he has VAC bans. I guess without the most blatant of aimbots it's hard to get caught.

Gotta love those textbook troll aliases too. People who want to be called R. Kelly are probably good people, and should just be left alone. xD

[lethal spear]

okay bro

[tribal siren]

@heavy spade

[heavy spade]

Well I’ll be durned.

[marsh burrow]

copypasta collection

[acoustic breach]

that faceit one is just straight up misinfo since that was esea not faceit, which doesnt seem like a good copypasta

[mental root]

my pistol I use

[mental root]

its from the reviews on steam that is partly why its used mockingly

[acoustic breach]

oh lol, theres a lot of faceit hate on the forums and i used to agree until i tried to validate all of the claims and realized most of them were just made up from a single forum post and a third party tournament from 15 years ago or whatever, its gotten pretty annoying

[tribal siren]

why did you ruin draw speed tho?

[mental root]

probably just a new attachment I wanted to try out

[tribal siren]

it should be 1.20 or 1.27 with short mag

[mental root]

oh canted sights, I can get rid of that

[marsh burrow]

Always board the armed littlebird, pilot or not, here's why

Pilot:

• have fun flying and shooting heli (duh)
• transportation bonus exp from passenger

Passenger:

• gunner assists, free exp without doing anything
• take heli when pilot dies, preventing the enemy team from getting it

[tribal glade]

@azure oak i use a different caramel brand but its close enough

[safe relic]

what if

[tribal glade]

Its so ugly 😭

[undone hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-narupajin-doll-creepy-horror-gif-22852491

[feral ledge]

What a surprise

[pulsar horizon]

oh i need this.

[proven pagoda]

i got to cut last one because some fucker killed me as i was getting the xp but it shows anyway that i got more than 200xp

[mental root]

@spare drum

[spare drum]

beyond based

[mental root]

Re Finn hehe

[spare drum]

cant believe im typing in off topic rn someone help me

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/iI7Fjea2fvA

[marble wyvern]

okay bro

[lethal spear]

Are you mentally ill?

[marble wyvern]

nah, just lagging hard

Couldn't figure out why it wasn't posting, and i NEEDED you to know that i can see you

[lethal spear]

I dont fucking care weirdo

[marble wyvern]

RIght, that was how I felt about "okay bro" but you cared enough to type "okay bro" because you are A DEGEN

"i don't care" "but i'm gonna keep typing!!!!1!!"

[lethal spear]

Im a degen?

[marble wyvern]

Oh yeah, super fucking degenerate.

[lethal spear]

Yea you're mental bud

[marble wyvern]

At least I'm not "Honestly sexually attacted to cacti" lol

[lethal spear]

Also this aint the channel for cheating accusations

[marble wyvern]

fucking 5k computer specs and 15 steam friends.
and yeah, the channel for that requires video evidence

but why would you know things?

[lethal spear]

I'm not, and you gotta be pretty fuckin slow to believe that is anything more than a joke

[marble wyvern]

I'm sorry that the only parts of you that are public look degenerate

[lethal spear]

And 5k?

[marble wyvern]

aaaand blocked

[lethal spear]

Are you actually a child?

Buddy needs his pills

[ember kite]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/522348319033524235/1135609695986515988/lpiqf3a4q5fb1.png?width=550&height=676

[vast epoch]

im a shrimp

[short briar]

krill yourself NOW!

[vast epoch]

its not that shrimple

[jaunty jewel]

So how's battlebit?

[scenic patrol]

I love cardboard (not in battlebit)

[vast epoch]

its quite conchulated actually

[scenic patrol]

PICTURE PERMS

[proven pagoda]

yo guys how about we nerf vector in battlebit?

[jaunty jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/battlebit-players-irl-battlebit-remastered-gif-5449918984888015842

[proven pagoda]

yo what the fuck that's actually mc poze do rodo

[vast epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-hl2-gman-based-cringe-gif-19642430

[jaunty jewel]

Always accept beer. Makes battlebit easier

[wind vapor]

there is nothing broken about choppers at all

dude was clearly aimbotting btw idc what people say, skill issue or anything, if that dude was legit I am the pope

[scenic patrol]

Oh no someone went 79-1 in a helicopter 😡😡😡

[wind vapor]

if you were in the game and spectating him you'd stop acting such a fool

[scenic patrol]

He level 145 so he go no life and his tag is choppa bruh he better than u in helicopters

[wind vapor]

he's in a clan called chopper so that totally means he's not aimbotting right? if I made a clan called vector and aimbotted with it would that make me legit?

if you ever see him in a game, spectate him for 5 minutes then come back saying he's legit

[scenic patrol]

U just hatin cuz u not him

[wind vapor]

[dapper vigil]

my best match yet

[jaunty jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/penguinz0-discord-mods-mods-gif-25467090

[opaque ingot]

maybe off topic isn’t so bad

[silver urchin]

erm whats a good way to farm pistol kills

[opaque ingot]

id try to sneak behind enemies or flank because going head to head with a pistol is not a good idea

https://tenor.com/view/miku-hatsune-miku-miku-plushie-fuwa-fuwa-gif-25808352

[lean cove]

Guys, where is set roles channel?

[lethal spear]

So this psycho went ahead and gave me a bunch of clown community awards on steam
This guy is actually mentally disturbed

[lethal spear]

Or maybe you suck at flying and he's really good at it

[lost echo]

@tribal glade https://tenor.com/view/dip-lizzy-capri-orange-juice-cant-wait-to-taste-it-gif-20937050

[tribal glade]

Day ruined

[vast epoch]

mods may i post a picture of a comment on someones video in here that brought a tear to my eye

[opaque ingot]

skill issue

[lethal spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/761310970014334989/1135571341987295403/VID_242521214_215017_692.mov

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/2H1c4-QM0lE

[safe relic]

this should be official BattelBit R theme
https://youtu.be/PGLtnDmXx0c

[lyric pond]

When the chat is quiet and all you got is difference games and a beer

maybe going to a nightclub would be better

[safe relic]

Le fishe

[lyric pond]

le fishe all I see is dinner

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/9jNwa8z10K8

[opaque ingot]

me when brdm-2 survived after seven 105mm heat shells:

[cyan parcel]

stronk

[vast epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-gif-24844681

@urban rivet @rough basin

[urban rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-eto-bleh-anime-bleh-gif-26784876

[vast epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-gif-22931821

[neat tide]

b

[vast epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/greenscreen-snap-disintegrate-thanos-emoji-gif-22338008

[night palm]

https://tenor.com/view/look-up-scared-willem-dafoe-gif-17761333

[opaque ingot]

SKILL ISSUE

[lethal spear]

Notice the player retention of battle bit vs cod and apesex legends

When your peak is near your average, that's a good game. When your average is significantly smaller, possibly even half its peak, those devs have fucked up

[urban rivet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/641711019391189023/1099172459091087450/GATSUBATEMAN.gif

[undone hemlock]

Alternately, the game just hasn’t been out for long

[wide iris]

Drip check

[grim sinew]

Proper engineering right here

[lethal spear]

Its been in open beta for years

[undone hemlock]

Doesn’t really matter. It gained most of its popularity and all of its purchases recently.

[lethal spear]

It does matter because that wasn't your point dont cope

[undone hemlock]

I think it was

The game gained its popularity recently. That is the point

If the peak was a few weeks ago then that’s proof of that.

[lethal spear]

You said it hasn't been out long, but it has

[undone hemlock]

The release date was recently. I don’t think it is inappropriate to refer to the release date as how long it’s been out for.

Anyway, it would be more appropriate for me to change my original statement to:
the peak was not long ago.

That would be more accurate broadly speaking, I think. That is a more specific measure of why such comparisons to the other games on that list are quite invalid.

[lethal spear]

She battle on my bit til I remaster

[desert lake]

It do be like that

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-pepper-shark-explosin-flames-gif-9010856

https://tenor.com/view/elrond-network-egld-egold-blockchain-crypto-gif-25204399

[lethal spear]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-lobster-activity-gif-25360671

[hasty goblet]

look at these cute things i had made :3

[uncut cloak]

I hate discord

[verbal halo]

We

[uncut cloak]

Meow

[onyx mist]

Hey you're back

[spring wharf]

hello

[crimson hatch]

😭 i ain't unlocking the scorpion any time soon

[tribal glade]

Wait can you dm me that shit rq i wanna use it to figure out my unlocks

[crimson hatch]

done

[tribal glade]

Ty bro 🙏

[weary citrus]

i made it in the screenshot, poggers

[tribal glade]

@weary citrus it has been done

[weary citrus]

holy fuck

[tribal glade]

Its 4 in the morning and im scavenging the fucking kitchen for a bagel 😭

[meager pewter]

You just raw dogging that bagel tf

Put something on it you animal

[elfin isle]

Be ungovernable. Put ketchup on your bagel.

[tribal glade]

She so bulb

[sleek wasp]

real talk how do i cope with wanting to murder people for wronging me

this isnt a meme im in the er rn talking to nurses about internet bullshit and my intrusive thoughts

[clear tangle]

me when
battleship testing

[sleek wasp]

the er has given me french toast with no silverware because i cant be trusted and need a security tray god fucking dammit fuck it all

[ember kite]

These are normal thoughts that all people have, just don't actually murder people

[sleek wasp]

no i have torture and murder thoughts on a daily, hourly even, basis

i am in the er right now and this discord convo is a thing im having to explain to doctors

shoot him up with morphine so he cant pass out while i skin him with razor wire head to toe, hack off his limbs, gouge out eyes, nose, ears, tongue, burn nerves, fucker doesnt get to experience anything ever again

walking on thin ice

[ember kite]

I wouldn't really consider that particularly strange. Most people have passing thoughts that would be considered extreme if expressed openly. The only problem is if you think you're actually going to act out on it or it's interfering with your ability to function normally

[sleek wasp]

yes. i have been in shutdown in a locked room unemployed no income no social stimulation for the past 2 years

[ember kite]

The doctor's sounds like the right place for you then. Probably need therapy and meds. Maybe consider deleting social media because it's engineered to make people angry on purpose to increase engagement

[real ice]

do you already have shoes that cover other outfits? a white/grey can be more flexible if u don’t have good neutral shoes yet

[sleek wasp]

unfortunately social stimulation is a human need and i dont have alternatives

[ember kite]

Volunteer in your community and meet people IRL

If you don't have a job you probably have time for it anyway

[sand wraith]

i currently have these:

• https://nike.com/t/air-force-1-07-mens-shoes-jBrhbr/CW2288-111
• https://nike.com/t/custom-nike-blazer-mid-77-by-you/8356033672?mid=8356033672

ignore the photo in that second embed, it's wrong. you have to click the link to see the actual style

[real ice]

yeah in that case i think the red will go w more clothes than the blue, my gf and i both think red is the better option

[sand wraith]

dope! thanks so much! was great to get 2 in 1 feedback, i appreciate it :3

[rocky siren]

This is what happens if battlebit players play hell let loose

[chrome quail]

d'

[lethal spear]

Anyone understand his point in posting this?

[snow forge]

Waiting.

[dusky anvil]

WHERE THEY AT LMAO

[west pivot]

he was never seen or heard from again..

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/realizing-everyone-knows-what-you-did-hatsune-miku-anime-vocaloid-gif-17298714

[jaunty jewel]

Dialup moving slow today

[dusky anvil]

Ban @opaque ingot

[vast epoch]

"Sending now"

[snow forge]

Still waiting.

[short briar]

@opaque ingot ‘s internet do be conviently dying when we ask for proof

[jaunty jewel]

His mom took a phone call, interrupted the dialup

[vast epoch]

Delet this

[snow forge]

Sending images works fine. I just had to make sure.

[vast epoch]

@opaque ingot photo shopping their stats

[dusky anvil]

@opaque ingot "sending now"

[west pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/call-calling-dial-up-internet-modem-gif-8187684

[short briar]

he's learning how to use paint.net be patient

[clear egret]

a cat while we wait

[dusky anvil]

Little bro realized his kpm was .38 not 3.8 @opaque ingot

[west pivot]

https://tenor.com/view/bts-loading-network-failed-gif-12555844

[late nimbus]

hes taking a screenshot of someones video hold on guys

[west pivot]

someone tag me if he ever posts this shit i have better things to do

[vast epoch]

damn these stats are insane

[dusky anvil]

@opaque ingot stats

[lethal spear]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1060250922711785502/1089361968562974860/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls.gif

[lost echo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1073083114018054206/1116816831349543063/cat-jumpscare.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897292650447769681/1136375614266409070/feeling-old-these-guys-dont-even-know-what-a-ds-is-v0-g737dcb2he5b1.png

[pure helm]

Why The Hell Did it take me ages to Verify.

[west pivot]

@opaque ingot

i fell asleep waiting. you good?

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/CdZN8PI3MqM

[storm lily]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1064590578618204201/1113130134824829009/w96dbvl57v2b1.gif

[undone hemlock]

kriss vector just got MUSHED

[merry willow]

Grass touched

[clear egret]

what a boss

[pure helm]

😠

I Need Several months of Therapy.

[barren minnow]

ew fingers

[lethal spear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/888330708060364810/1136401791530053733/VID_20230802_084306_462.mp4

[haughty raven]

where is this from

[jaunty jewel]

I'd guess he made it

[haughty raven]

ur dmg falloff isnt starting till like 25 fuckin meters lol

[cyan wedge]

It starts at 10

[cyan wedge]

It doesn't start there

[haughty raven]

this aint 10
where did u get this

[cyan wedge]

Fuck me remix sucks

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-pepper-carnage-i-love-dr-pepper-gif-25151595

[jaunty jewel]

You can see the start of the curve

Though it looks farther than 10m

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/attention-seeking-attention-please-pretty-please-attention-cat-cute-cat-gif-23608228

[haughty raven]

either way, where is this source from

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/374248265262170133/1133495445176467556/look_at_it.mp4

[cyan wedge]

Ox1gen

[haughty raven]

what does that mean xd

[cyan wedge]

[void quiver]

sparkling water is better than regular

[spring glade]

Nobody ever said

[cyan wedge]

Almost died the last time i had sparkling (joke)

[fervent forge]

Explain to the people in Anti what game accelerators are called.

[elfin ravine]

never saw how people could drink sparkling. acquired taste i suppose.

[lethal spear]

W/e just keep it in English

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897292650447769681/1136375614266409070/feeling-old-these-guys-dont-even-know-what-a-ds-is-v0-g737dcb2he5b1.png

https://tenor.com/view/dr-pepper-soda-can-gif-10290138

[void quiver]

i just said

[patent crater]

Heli is OP, anyone can make that kind of scores

i hope they nerf it soon

[minor carbon]

Made a mockup of what it would look like if the map was coloured instead of black

[thick slate]

Worst soda ever you mean

[thick slate]

I love this

[minor carbon]

I did a version where the roads are dark too

[thick slate]

I like both

[shrewd mirage]

If Battlebit allows for mods, I'm gonna download this

[fervent forge]

In fact, this software does not have an English version, perhaps you need to use Google Translate.

[lethal spear]

Or you can just post stuff in english, like it says here

[fervent forge]

This is something that was forwarded to some mod members yesterday. You can ignore this message.

[cyan parcel]

it was like this cause an channel got closed and this channel was used to chat normaly using their language

before it was free for other language but its the rules now so we gotta abide to it

[fervent forge]

ok

[tribal glade]

@icy kestrel this the type of shit we need on the AK

[icy kestrel]

oh I think it was 100rds it bends more that it touches the barrel

[cunning dagger]

[merry willow]

Guess

[loud wing]

@magic wing

[weak osprey]

I didn't even look at the coords posted in #battlebit-eng and found the same location on google maps easy

[merry willow]

New hint

New round, super difficult

[rough basin]

China

[ember pewter]

I think I'm going to eat a lot more chicken.

[spring lava]

did yall se oppenheimer?

[stoic hawk]

Haven't seen Oppenheimer or Barbie. I'm not that hyped

[cyan parcel]

not yet

[haughty raven]

7,766,947 exp at start of test
1 kill
200 popup
800 exp
800 on scoreboard
exp after kill 7,767,747

the popup at the bottom is just broken idk

ur score is ur exp

[haughty raven]

Long barrel

[heavy spade]

Where did you get this info?

[haughty raven]

i made it

i just went in on firing range and tested every gun with/without long barrel + headshots

[heavy spade]

That was very cash money of you

[haughty raven]

i double checked headshots just in case, altho ARs are 1.5 anyway and i just switched it to the formula now

the acr and ak5c there are updated for next patch ^^, i will double check when that patch goes live that my numbers r good

[heavy spade]

you are doing good work

[haughty raven]

if u have other ideas for useful spreadsheets lmk
I dunno how to properly calc ttk so i'll just leave that to whoever else

[heavy spade]

if you are actually curious, it's just

(RoF in rpm) / 60 = shots per second

1 / (Shots per second) = time between shots in seconds

(Shots to kill - 1) * Time between shots = TTK

[strange nebula]

There's this tho.

[haughty raven]

hmm okay i can put that in

i mean i could also add 143 and 162 but idk

[strange nebula]

Heavy armor for chest, almost everyone can have it. And Helmet is normal limited to everyone except Support.

[haughty raven]

exo really giving 62 extra health?
but it seems so weak LOL

[heavy spade]

as an example: for the AUG it's 3 headshots to kill at 500 RPM, so

500 / 60 = 8.33

1 / 8.33 = 0.12

(3 - 2) * 0.12 = 0.24

so the AUG has an optimal ttk of 0.24

[strange nebula]

So the combo you'll always find is mostly: normal chest 25 + Helmet 12 OR Heavy chest 43 + Helmet 12

I think that helmet 25 is useless to count in, since only Support has access to it, and they generally all play full exo.

[heavy spade]

@haughty raven or are you using excel or sheets or what?

[haughty raven]

google sheets

[strange nebula]

So then the worth of long barrel on EBR is even less. Only usefull if you do triple body shot on someone with normal armor.

:/ The only longbarell worth in DMR is M110 for that double tap naked.

I'd rather have better accuracy to just HS two times or HS and body shot.

[haughty raven]

just to check
its 143 and 162 hp ?

[strange nebula]

Damaged breakpoint per bullet for 2HS(On AR and DMR aka x1.5) are: 33.34DMG with No Helmet | 37.34 with Normal Helmet | 41.67 with Heavy Helmet | 45.67 with Exo Helmet.

MK20 long barrel does have the bonus of 2HS anyone.

Damaged breakpoint per bullet for 3BS are: 33.34DMG with No Armor | 37.34DMG with Light/Ranger Armor | 41.67DMG with Medium Armor | 47.67DMG with Heavy Armor | 56DMG with Exo Armor.

[haughty raven]

updated

[strange nebula]

Though, having more damage also means you can technically have the old damage but from further away 👀

[haughty raven]

yeah

should i even bother making headshots part of the TTK sheet XD

[uncut chasm]

Hello my lovely developers of this beautiful video game! Thank you for all your efforts for Battlebit, this is really a great shooter and I like very much it.
I have a question for you, answer me, if you please. The question is: when you will delete all SMG's from this game to players will be able to have fun in this game again?
Good answer will be a date of patch release, thanks in advance!
With great regards, your sincerely fan❤️

[strange nebula]

idk

[strange nebula]

just wait for no smg community servers.

[uncut chasm]

just delete it from the game. You wont be able to balance it any way. And you wont, so there is no reason for this weapon to exists

[haughty raven]

can u check my formula for me

[heavy spade]

sure

[haughty raven]

i currently have 2 formulas giving me diff answers and one is wrong for sure LOL

[heavy spade]

Where can I see them?

[haughty raven]

okay so i have this written out on one side, which im assuming is correct?

this is for the ak74 with 31 damage and 670 rof
at 100hp

but when i put it into a formula, im missing something because it gives me this
d2 is the 670 rof of the ak74

i should have done the aug cause u already gave me the example

[heavy spade]

So first off you need to round shots to kill up to the nearest whole number.

[haughty raven]

YUP

[heavy spade]

a gun can't take 3.22 shots to kill, it's either 3 or 4

second, you need to subtract 1 from the shots to kill number before multiplying because the first shot fired doesn't have a delay associated, it's instant.

[haughty raven]

i know i can use roundup function for
=roundup(100/31) which will give the correct number of 4

[heavy spade]

for instance if there is a weapon that fires every 0.4 seconds and takes 3 shots to kill, ttk is 0.8, not 1.2. That's because the first shot doesn't have a delay.

so it should be (L2 - 1) * K2

[heavy spade]

looks correct to me!

[haughty raven]

rounded to 3 decimals

okay, so is there a way to make this a singular formula in google sheets

[heavy spade]

math I can do but I'm shit with sheets and excel lol sorry

[haughty raven]

no worries xd
i'll just keep the extra formula sht on it i guess

[heavy spade]

I'm pretty sure you can I'mm just not sure how

[haughty raven]

yea its a pain
lots and lots of brackets

this seems to work

stonks

holy yikes the AUG coming up only 0.01s faster ttk than the mk20 💀

[lethal spear]

A child wrote this

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/KwCCgCIGQbE

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/WLLE_PvJ5mY

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/HfqFzRyWFbk

[uncut chasm]

sure I am, how this change something?

SMGs doesn't work in this game properly. The only way to fix it is just remove it. So I curious when will this happen?

[quartz wing]

they're gonna nerf SMGs as a whole soon

[rare iron]

do ant to work at my game company sounds like you have some good ideas

[strange nebula]

I guess they moved the F to here.

I wish the F was there.

[heavy spade]

Shooty borts

[lethal spear]

thats an awful take

you dont find smg's fun, boohoo. Then engage at rifle range (though the vector wont care lmao, accuracy by volume moment)

[strange nebula]

not anymore tho 💀

[lethal spear]

But suggesting they just remove them is something I'm having a hard time finding the word for.
Like a child who is struggling with riding his bike, so he just throws it away

[strange nebula]

child tantrum?

[lethal spear]

it's lazy for one

[spark badge]

How do people measure ttk

Like how do they make stopwatch that stops exactly on death and starts exactly on fire

[strange nebula]

they calculate it with Rate of fire and HP

but if you want measuring tool. Then Lock FPS at 60. Then count the number of frames.

[tough bolt]

Just dmg and rate of fire it’s not calculated in game

[dusky anvil]

Did @opaque ingot ever post stats?

[lethal spear]

from the time it takes for the first bullet to deal damage til the guy is dead

not when the first bullet is shot, when it lands

though most engagments, the travel time is effectively 0

[haughty raven]

[spark badge]

Whats pink crystal near name

And how u get ur squad so stacked

[void quiver]

nitro buhster

[spark badge]

So boosting this server

Gives you pink crystal in game

[pale bramble]

as long as your discord and game are linked, yes

[haughty raven]

yes nitro boost server and connect it with ur account in game

[tribal glade]

somebody insulted snipers 💀

[lethal spear]

pov: you asked one guy to stop singing freebird

[tribal glade]

Justified

[narrow dune]

https://www.youtube.com/live/nzhiGg9hv-M?feature=share

A HEADS UP LIVESTREAM FOR EVO! The other stages are on the youtube page

[fluid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

^the devs while writing the upcoming changes

[thick slate]

It’s been two years since the launch of the worst horde shooter of all time

Back 4 blood

[lethal spear]

redfall is a contender

[thick slate]

I as a collective refuse to believe anyone who thinks that it’s better than left 4 dead 2

[thick slate]

Probably

[gaunt junco]

P90 Dual Mag

[icy kestrel]

AR57/XM117 when?

[opal sparrow]

@haughty raven for you, shitter

[haughty raven]

mhm congrats
ur other stats r pretty pisspoor

[opal sparrow]

lets see yours lol

[haughty raven]

good luck boosting them up while keeping that k/d of yours precious 💙

[opal sparrow]

mega cope from shit player!

[haughty raven]

where is the cope

u brought up stats first, and have pretty shit ones XD

[opal sparrow]

good luck boosting them up while keeping that k/d of yours precious 💙 coping because you have shit stats and shit kd

[haughty raven]

mhm

[opal sparrow]

not even showing your stats lol

[haughty raven]

sorry i have things im doing, so i have to open the game?

[opal sparrow]

youre actively perpetually messaging the discord, you are not doing anything

[haughty raven]

youve never multitasked or had other programs on ur pc i see

[haughty raven]

ur w/l reflects ur playing for kd

[opal sparrow]

most played mode?

[haughty raven]

imagine caring about your kd in this game XD

[opal sparrow]

127/64/32?

[haughty raven]

whatever makes u feel most secure in yourself

[opal sparrow]

your stats reflect that you primarily play 127

[haughty raven]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

[haughty raven]

ur trolling right

[opal sparrow]

also i just snipe sometimes, and dont actually care about winning

[opal sparrow]

spm is way easier to get on 127, same for kills

[haughty raven]

😂 😂 😂

[cyan parcel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1066976374260248626/1123563181378379786/IMG_6126.gif

[haughty raven]

i only play 32
and i dont artificially boost my kd by avoiding objective and sniping from 1000m away

[opal sparrow]

nor do i, as you can see, im level 90 and have half of your kills with vector, with likely 1/2 to 1/3 of your playtime

[haughty raven]

i have about 60 hours

[opal sparrow]

i dont play for kd at all, i just dont care to play objective at all

[haughty raven]

idk u brought up stats, why r u crying

[opal sparrow]

screenshot your hours and send it haha, that is such a lie

[hoary pecan]

Im the real Chad here.

[haughty raven]

? lol

[opal sparrow]

tank in spawn strongest warrior

[strange nebula]

Chilling chad

[cyan parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[proven pagoda]

ngl idek how's this glopnar guy not banned or at least muted

[opal sparrow]

? for what haha

[cyan parcel]

i dont think its enough for a ban or a mute

[proven pagoda]

mods don't work eh i won't forget you using autism as a pejorative term yesterday

[opal sparrow]

average autist (this is a positive comment(hes so perceptive))

[proven pagoda]

imagine if this was a real community and not a toxic cesspool

[haughty raven]

i also love the cope of saying "i play recon sometimes"
when he has his fav gadget as an rpg XD

[cyan parcel]

never

[proven pagoda]

@spring glade funny guy he is

[opal sparrow]

3 hours on engineer btw

[cyan parcel]

they work but i dont think above the autist message is enough for a mute

[hoary pecan]

My fav Gadget is the Suicide vest.

[proven pagoda]

oh, being capacitist ain't enough for a mute?

[cyan parcel]

depends onthe mod

[proven pagoda]

no it doesn't, using autism as a pejorative term is literally hate speech

[opal sparrow]

i meant on steam, on steam you prob have 80 hours or something, i have 60 on steam

[cyan parcel]

🤷‍♂️ ping online mods not phyrok he sleeps

[proven pagoda]

<@&1124297323237884005> #battlebit-eng message how about doing something to the guy using autism as a pejorative term two times?

[haughty raven]

Lul

[opal sparrow]

? did u even read the message

[proven pagoda]

yea you right, tho i pinged him because he was the one i talked to yesterday about it

[cyan parcel]

he sleeping

[proven pagoda]

no shit

[haughty raven]

Hours on steam, just use the ones in game? Xd

[cyan parcel]

mods are humans

[opal sparrow]

if im entirely honest, i didnt know that was there

[haughty raven]

I leave my game open and on while i sleep, in game hours are accurate XD

[opal sparrow]

why do you leave it on when you sleep?

[haughty raven]

Burn the planet

[opal sparrow]

respectable

[proven pagoda]

probably some mod will warn him and that's it, he'll resume his shit while making chat more toxic than it already is
gotta love mod team

[opal sparrow]

'hes using autism as a pejorative term'

[proven pagoda]

see guys he doin the funny

[opal sparrow]

why do you insist on using the word pejorative

[proven pagoda]

because autism isn't a pejorative term tho you are using it as one

[loud wing]

Did it get solved?

[proven pagoda]

fawx just warned him verbally after he did it the third time, but that's just it

[loud wing]

Alr

[harsh tide]

What music do y'all listen to and does anybody like hardcore?

[viral bay]

You're just bad lmao

But lots of luck with making yourself look like a fool

[jade spire]

the most hc is commercial lala and i hate this stupid music-flow breaking mc's -_-

when core the terrorcore or speedcore mostly

[wind vapor]

scrolling up 5 days of posts to back up your boyfriend in the same clan but I'm the fool

[jade spire]

or suicidecore

stay releaxed guys 🙂

[viral bay]

There's a searchbar haha

Sad losers like you get shared in my clan all the time

[wind vapor]

"sad loser like me" I'm not that one in a clan of clowns that searched for their username in other discord, the ego is unreal

well next time I see them I'll certainly do that. I asked the guy to stream if he's so good and he kept deflecting

[viral bay]

We receive like 20 exploiting reports a day lol

[viral bay]

Lmao why should he do thay

[wind vapor]

I'll just block and move on. you're clealy a group of egotistical trolls. if what you're saying is true and you have a discord where you share hate mail and go around other discords searching for comments about you, that's unbelievably sad. Best move here is to not give you any more attention.

[viral bay]

We always get stupid KD's and it pissed people off. Forgen gets bans removed like 5 times a day lmao we're completely known with the mod team

[viral bay]

Damn, I didn't think there were horses this high

Yeah, play as medic and get out ousidw of map to heal etc

[wind vapor]

you can't do anything as a littlebird passenger

[viral bay]

You're welcome to join choppa. This is one of our guy's main tactics to destroy enemy vehicles

[wind vapor]

can I join choppa?

I want to learn how to use helis

well if anybody is free to join and they share their gameplay then I'm willing to learn how to get better

[viral bay]

Not with your attitude

He just wants to get in and bother us lol

[wind vapor]

something to hide?

[viral bay]

Go and practice, you're not welcome in the clan though

[viral bay]

Nah, I like to protect the members of my clan from people like you

[wind vapor]

why would a group of perfectly savoury and legimate players need protection?

[viral bay]

Because players like you badger and harrass them regardless

Yeah I'm going to dip in a few messages

[wind vapor]

The last thing I'll say on this matter is that unless you were in the match where I posted that screenshotted it and spectated it, you can say all you want, but I saw what I saw. Unless I see streamed footage from the pov of the user I'll keep to what my opinions are based on what I saw. If somebody wants to actively go through other discords trying searching up their clan name to stroke their ego then that's up to them.

[viral bay]

Yeah we literally collect and train pilots and even then only our best get a fighter pilot role. Forgen is our best

[wind vapor]

you can doubt it, I'm just saying that from what I saw from the specate view and in-game it was extremely suspicious. This guy dragged up a topic from 5 days ago.

[spring glade]

😄

[viral bay]

I saw what I saw is some anti vaxcer argument type shit

Enjoy them

Fucking godly

[viral bay]

Dw he's going to try out streaming soon and then you'll see that you're fucking ridiculous

Yeah

[wind vapor]

🐌

[haughty raven]

skill issue

fat cat1 accuses a lot of players of cheating xd

[wind vapor]

only those that I spectate

[haughty raven]

and finds it impossible for other ppl to not have seen any cheaters

[wind vapor]

you accuse a lot of players of using slurs over voip

and find it impossible for other people to not have seen anybody using them

[haughty raven]

no, i dont

i didnt dispute ur experience of not having slurs thrown at you

[wind vapor]

you mostly play 32v32

[haughty raven]

and its more of a fact than an accusation if i can hear them calling me slurs when they die XD

[jaunty jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/perfect-popcorn-michael-jackson-gif-26271837

[haughty raven]

i only play 32v32, but i dont see how thats pertinent

[jaunty jewel]

Man I thought cats were friendly. Apparently not 🤣

[haughty raven]

dogs >

[jaunty jewel]

Nah I prefer cats, I don't have the time to run the energy out of a dog tbh

[wind vapor]

if you play 254 player games and there's 1 cheater per lobby, that's 0.4% of the lobby cheating. If you see 1 cheater every 4 games that's 0.1% of players cheating. You're telling me that in a cheap game built in unity, that 0.1% of players cheating is unrealistic?

[haughty raven]

probability and reality are different you nerd

[jaunty jewel]

Just report them and move on with your life. Complaining in a discord does nothing other than raise your blood pressure for no reason

[haughty raven]

i have 63.6 in game hours, and i havent been killed by a cheater

[viral bay]

Those are some very bullshit numbers lmao

[median vapor]

i have tons of clips

[haughty raven]

if ur assuming that every lobby has 1 cheater in it, you are super insecure XD

is it you? are you the one cheater in all your lobbies?

[median vapor]

no needs to stream and all that stuff

[wind vapor]

it's literally basic maths

[haughty raven]

fat cheat1
the 1 cheater in all of the lobbies

[viral bay]

No, you're just a buffoon

[jaunty jewel]

Like I said, just report and move on. There's cheaters in every game, arguing in a discord is worthless

[median vapor]

people can report as much as they want

but legit players will be unbanned anyway

it's just fun how do they react

[jaunty jewel]

Yeah that's why i said just report and move on lol
Typically no harm done, other than maybe ruining someone's evening for a temp ban

[median vapor]

fat cat is an example of some kind of reaction

[jaunty jewel]

I just disabled death mic because I'm always in discord with some friends, random people who kill me don't need to hear the chat about other games and life we be having at 2am in battlebit

[viral bay]

Forgen my boy

[median vapor]

yes dad>?🥺 🥺 🥺

[viral bay]

@wind vapor is a lil pussy

A big one according to his own name

[wind vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIypMI_zXSQ

[queen abyss]

@urban rivet lets see your stats too while were at it im curious

[jade gull]

hmm

[noble lake]

imagine being reported for voice spam XD

[jade gull]

lol

[noble lake]

yeah i noticed it

24H ago someone reported me XD

[spare drum]

Haha leaning tower of pissa ssd tower

[spare nova]

Put pizza tower on the tower of ssds

[jade gull]

alright finally going to play battlebit since the playtest

funny isn't that I still have this file in my steam folder

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/T4zqkjXdYT0

HASAGI

[vital dagger]

How do you help in "Translations"?

[void quiver]

What the fuck is spotify trying to do to me

[proven pagoda]

metamorphosis good as fuck

[shrewd mirage]

he did WHAT?

[narrow dune]

https://www.youtube.com/live/sIG5-xNkeyE?feature=share

[spare drum]

Bruh @jaunty jewel I genuinely get closer to blowing my top every day

LIKE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

monitor was broken btw, i assume from the weight of the computer and etc just pushing against the wall of the bin

[balmy cypress]

nice

[haughty raven]

😊

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715359857649385482/1003543463616319498/unknown.png

[clear iris]

@echo lynx @haughty raven

second game ever with g36c and broke my kill record

[haughty raven]

oh shi niceeeeeeee

g36c poggers

[copper cosmos]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/989792107931770923/1034024826718924830/lurk.gif

[haughty raven]

https://tenor.com/view/gragas-gif-27111794

[strange nebula]

Watchguard

[loud wing]

Tf is that

But warm with the name

[strange nebula]

You watch over the meme to see if they're good enough or too spicy. That's the watch guard.

[jaunty jewel]

Security guard

[loud wing]

Warm for name

[merry willow]

Dont tell me ur a fuckin bodyguard

[loud wing]

Actually have been for a week but that was a side thing

[strange nebula]

Battlebitguard

[loud wing]

Nope

[strange nebula]

Damn. Then it's bitwatcher for sure!

[loud wing]

No

[merry willow]

Nightwatchmen ?

[strange nebula]

Guardremastered

[loud wing]

Colder how did you get watch

[merry willow]

I mean you did said warm for watch guard so ehhh

[strange nebula]

Surveyor

[stiff viper]

Watch dog?

[loud wing]

It contains the name guard

[merry willow]

Lifeguard

[stiff viper]

Watch maker?
Watch repair person?
Watch me whip?

[loud wing]

Ding

[strange nebula]

Damn cool job

[loud wing]

Coastal lifeguard

[stiff viper]

I’m running out of watches. I don’t think you do anything related to watches

[loud wing]

Ye it’s fun

[merry willow]

Ayy

Was gonna say are you fuckin enlisted in the fucking coastguard if you say no to that

[loud wing]

Well actually

I work together with them

[merry willow]

I find the fact that the US coastguard is stronger than at least 30% of other countrie's navy hilarious

[loud wing]

That is funny

But the Dutch coast guard isn’t really

Comparable I’d say

[jaunty jewel]

Americas retired naval fleet is larger than most countries active fleets

[merry willow]

By the looks of it the netherlands coastguard mainly consist of civillian ship w/ a single minesweeper so yeahh :v

Also the fact that the dutch coastguard has a patrol boat named "hellhole" is very funny

[nova whale]

I see we can post pictures and gifs in this channel

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/shrek-shrek2-gif-18926265

Entire Shrek movie in a gif

[spring glade]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-tM9JXJAimg

[opaque ingot]

im sad man i see the og xbox version of splinter cell double agent in the MS store but its not purchaseable

im currently playing thru splinter cell pandora tomorrow

its enhanced to 4k (albeit still some 4:3 resolution equivalent) and looks great

[wind vapor]

https://youtu.be/N6iNGprcxFI

[vital prism]

Who spilled milk on my window

thats some paint.net shit right there

[native verge]

sorry

[onyx mist]

Let's discuss battlebit here

[verbal halo]

Wow

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/long-thumb-thumbs-up-gif-25948245

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/374248265262170133/1133495445176467556/look_at_it.mp4

[verbal halo]

Favorite foods go

[ionic python]

chinese children