off-topic

[opaque ingot]

Literally, I'd kill people for my friends.

Or die for them, either or, no questions asked, it'd just happen.

I owe one person a wookie live debt.

No that my friends need me to kill people for them, or me to die for them, but I'd never hesitate in either action.
My friends mean that much to me.

I'd do whatever my friends needed if it wasn't completely dumbfounded.

Friendship, true friendship, is being there no matter what.

Else you're a sell out, pussy hole, snitch weakling of a human.

[gentle jolt]

\STURMMOSER supposed to demolish buildings

america and russia both have some good SPG's

[opaque ingot]

It's an SPG?

[gentle jolt]

give em like 20 or 30 second reload. ability to basically level a floor or do a arty strike on the map with the single shell

[opaque ingot]

Naice, I like SPG's.

never seen a mobile armored SPG like that though.

[gentle jolt]

with a squad working together they can be quite decent. but like any other tank. when it's alone itll not be too good

[opaque ingot]

I seen most SPG's on the back of Toyota Hilux.

They really do gods work.

[gentle jolt]

america has the m109a6

and give russia the 2s3m

destruction of battle area changes the gameplay quite alot. so a spg that's able to fire a building destroying shell every so often could be a interesting strat

give it HE and APHE so it can still be used to take down enemy armor., and with a 30ish second reload itll be very reserved/teamplay required vehicles

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/dron-drone-universodrone-drones-gif-7852677

[gentle jolt]

i just unlocked the drones

[opaque ingot]

We got drones now days though boss... Some really good ones that can be mass produced can put APCs and even Tanks out of action

[gentle jolt]

what is it like? i have not tried it yet

yeah drones are kinda boring tho

[opaque ingot]

https://streamable.com/w104ek

[gentle jolt]

i mean it cool but feels a tad too ez XD. i miss the old armor on armor fights

[opaque ingot]

I got this lads.... Enough said.

[gentle jolt]

LMAO you can put that on it

use it with a squad. your friend puts on 6 c4 and on your command blow it up so you can get a real good timed bomb

[opaque ingot]

yeah I stopped us being pinned... With that one drone.

[gentle jolt]

seems fun

[opaque ingot]

🇺🇦 tactics.

[gentle jolt]

i wanna try that LUL

[opaque ingot]

You can only rearm the drone at main base though, so if you wanna do swarm tactics, stay close to base with a vehicle.

[gentle jolt]

does drone have a max range?

[opaque ingot]

Yeah... Like 500m

[gentle jolt]

hm too bad XD

ill mess around with it in some low pop servers rlq. what class got drones again? i mostly play engineer and support atm. that m249 is nice

i suck as a FPS player. i'm specialized in vehicle combat.... XD

[opaque ingot]

Use it as a sort of "There's a hell of a lot of people here, I'll just drop 4 AP mines on them" sorta strategy,

[gentle jolt]

fun. could also be usefull for anti tank/apc

[opaque ingot]

Like, hover and wait for a group of people reviving... Gotta get the war crimes flowing.

[gentle jolt]

yes

[opaque ingot]

Hold CTRL, Aim at them, and then hold Shift to ZOOM.

[vocal idol]

agreed, fuck the french

[gentle jolt]

ah with mines it auto detonates. but i suppose if you got a squad member the c4 one will be bigger kill radius?

[vocal idol]

no one here speaks celcius brit

[opaque ingot]

Go floor level as soon as you wanna take down.... Don't hover around the gun height, just drop to the floor, and start moving around until you kill them.

[opaque ingot]

Celcius is way more simple though.

[empty cove]

though i agree celcius is still not better then freedom units

[opaque ingot]

100 Degrees Celcius is Boiling point... It's fucking simple.

[empty cove]

sshhh

[opaque ingot]

100 Celcius is water boiling... That's like, what we're made of.

[gentle jolt]

i cant seem to be able to place the mine on the drone?

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/makeamericagreatagain-maga-icanthearyou-trump-freedom-gif-7709803

[opaque ingot]

Crouch, you can pick up the ones you don't place, get used to it 😉

[sacred tulip]

No, i require my meaurements in holy imperial. You will tell me how many gallons of gassoline per jumping jack it takes to heat a burger to that temperature.

[candid island]

How's chat tonight

[empty cove]

you tell me

[rancid tinsel]

Fahrenheit is good for general use human comfort levels on a wide spectrum, celsius is for precision

[opaque ingot]

bullshit, you can't even name all the states in America.

[sacred tulip]

Back in highschool i could... but i forgot all the unimportant ones now so uh... texas?

[opaque ingot]

Errr. Celcius is great for Human condition man... Anything above 21 degrees is too hot, anything below 0 degrees is water freezing.

[rancid tinsel]

Eerr erm um no you're wrong

[opaque ingot]

I'm not wrong, those are the comfort levels of most people.

if you're used to living in some kind of hell, it might be different for you, but I live in green and pleasant pastures.

[sacred tulip]

I live in brown and hellish pastures

[rancid tinsel]

Brown and arid pastures (texas)

[sacred tulip]

Its fine, i dont even use air conditioning. Just take a siesta motherfuckers

[opaque ingot]

Where I live, the highest temperature is like 40 degrees celcius.

50 degrees if we have a hot one.

[opaque ingot]

I had to do this every day in Japan.

[sacred tulip]

No, i live on the coast so it is moist. Soupy air cooking me alive man

[opaque ingot]

I had to siesta every day in Japan because Asia Air is super soup. No fucking joke, 32 Celcius, every day. No wind, no air, no ability to breath.

had 2 baths a day, it was crazy, never sweated so much in my life.

I'm 5ft 9" and weight 9 stone... I'm not a fat bastard neither...

[empty cove]

California, organ, washington, south/north Dakota, texas, new mexico, Tennessee, Kentucky, maine, new york, vermont, penslavania, new jersy, roadisland, delaware, florida, Arizona, south/north Caralina, Louisiana, iowa, Michigan, Colorado, Wisconsin, Indiana, ohio. thats all i remember

[opaque ingot]

(THERE IS NO DISCRIMINATION AGAINST FAT PEOPLE, THEY CAN SORT THAT SHIT OUT, DON'T FUCKING BAN ME FOR SAYING FAT PEOPLE ARE FUCKING FAT)

Time to cause drama here

[opaque ingot]

Exactly, I know more american states than you as a British 🤣

Boneless chicken wings > chicken wings

[empty cove]

shut it brit

[vocal idol]

exactly

[opaque ingot]

🫂 Nah, we' friends... Geography aside, we're allies and friends nao 😼 Meow.

[vocal idol]

also, we don't need to know states, we just need to know that all 50 of them have at least one nuclear base for when we decide we don't like you tea drinkers anymore

[opaque ingot]

We are literally your airbase to nuclear war....

[empty cove]

ill break the alliance dont tempt me

[opaque ingot]

See above.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-geneva-convention-warcrime-war-metal-gear-rising-gif-25207866

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-flag-hurricane-america-two-gif-14334358

[opaque ingot]

Literally, we both already have.

[sacred tulip]

Britain is a glorified aircraft carrier

[opaque ingot]

Pretty much.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-man-shoot-gun-murica-usa-gif-11611613

[opaque ingot]

A very expensive one at that.

[empty cove]

britain lost to a bunch of ragtag men in uniforms

[opaque ingot]

One time, a very long time ago,.

Americans I believe they were called.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-gun-fire-murica-flag-america-gif-12183553

[empty cove]

yeah now we have so many bombs we cant count

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/laughs-in-british-britain-british-laughs-lol-gif-20412690

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-cute-pan-bagging-pan-gif-17702684

[opaque ingot]

America can't even count to ten... Let alone the level of order the British have on the world.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/wayne-letterkenny-provoke-katys-big-tarts-mad-gif-26566969

[empty cove]

i can count to 5 thats all i need

[vocal idol]

the american band people can only count to 3

unless the song is in 3/4, then we can only count to 2

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/elizabeth-ii-queen-elizabeth-ii-queen-of-england-british-monarch-british-royalty-gif-20671388

God fuck ya'll

[empty cove]

god loves us

[opaque ingot]

Nah, god was invented in Britain first.... Considering you're our birthchild.

You're our spawn...

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/god-rick-sanchez-rick-and-morty-im-god-i-am-god-gif-9601551

[opaque ingot]

NO ME!

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-opinion-rejected-ichiban-absolutely-obliterating-an-innocent-citizen-gif-24570806

[opaque ingot]

https://youtu.be/8bHKJt8beCI

I AM GOD

[vocal idol]

no, im not gonna watch a 2 minute video, just send a gif, if you have no gif i can support you

[opaque ingot]

You haven't lived.

[vocal idol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/480132976110469124/977249733640851506/forgot.gif

you can use that one if you need to

https://tenor.com/view/red-vs-blue-i-have-seen-the-top-of-the-mountain-rvb-gif-25519689

[opaque ingot]

I AM GOD.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-kid-basketball-nope-gif-16094061

[empty cove]

i am so tempted to post something that might get me baned

[opaque ingot]

Don't make me fucking delete myself... /s

[craggy ice]

https://tenor.com/view/china-gif-22102811

[vocal idol]

do not get banned, i need your support against the brit

[empty cove]

i will try

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/of-to-gulag-gif-19230867

[hasty rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/hog-rider-coc-clash-of-clans-gif-24053135

[opaque ingot]

I'm just playing sarcasm, like.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-heavy-sandwich-sandvich-gif-7578257

[opaque ingot]

WARHAMMMERRRRR

\\\\\\\Just let me paint my figurines.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-alan-charlie-charlie-dompler-smiling-gif-25652006

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/no-donkeys-shrek-gif-16041065

[hasty rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-wake-up-gif-19006348

[opaque ingot]

Leave Chimp alone.

APE STRONG TOGETHER

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-puppet-shark-shark-week-subway-sandwich-gif-16005976

[opaque ingot]

Shit it's 0300 and i've been drinking all night 🤣

[vocal idol]

3 am is nothing

[opaque ingot]

Yeah I need a piss.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/personal-problem-sounds-like-a-personal-problem-sponge-bob-gif-12085889

https://tenor.com/view/obi-wan-obi-wan-kenobi-hello-there-goodbye-there-hello-gif-24946322

[hasty rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/dickrider-above-gif-25666549

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/bathroom-boy-men-gross-kid-gif-16174716

Gotta clean up... BRB

When your cocks bigger than your thumb, you have this problem sometimes.

[empty cove]

what the guy doing

[hasty rivet]

Stg if I get a pube infront of my one eyed monster it does that

[rancid tinsel]

Goobers

[opaque ingot]

Those are some cool shots.

[opaque ingot]

Snap 🤣 It's a fucking nightmare, I live in a shared house.

[hasty rivet]

Haha same bro

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964221305429823569/1128956526137200720/forbidden_corn_dog_360p.mp4

[hasty rivet]

I'm luck we have a paint that you cant see piss on

[opaque ingot]

I don't really care, I use bog roll, and we have a cleaner that comes weekly.

They get paid to deal with that s-tuff.

[hasty rivet]

Bog roll???

[vocal idol]

probably a brit thing

[opaque ingot]

Yeah it's never that bad... grab a massive reel of the bog roll, make it a pad, and just dab that shit up... I can get my aim on point within a few milliseconds.

[empty cove]

that explained nothing

[opaque ingot]

never a spray over the room, maybe a little bit to the left or right of the bog.

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408071248426434560/1129517866127982592/Screenshot_1492.png

[vocal idol]

the fuck is a bog?!

[hasty rivet]

I think it's what he calls his commode

[vocal idol]

THE FUCK IS A COMMODE

[hasty rivet]

His shitter

[opaque ingot]

Bog.... bog bôg, bŏg noun An area having a wet, spongy, acidic substrate composed chiefly of sphagnum moss and peat in which characteristic shrubs and herbs and sometimes trees usually grow. Any of certain other wetland areas, such as a fen, having a peat substrate. An area of soft, naturally waterlogged ground

[vocal idol]

oh, WHY CAN'T PEOPLE JUST CALL THINGS WHAT THEY ARE

[hasty rivet]

Not even gonna comment

[opaque ingot]

It's English Slang.

[vocal idol]

sigh

[hasty rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/smadging-speech-bubble-speech-bubble-smadging-gif-26061412

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/dodge-ram-trucks-truck-armoured-car-gif-16347992

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/starcrafts-nukes-missile-buttons-press-gif-16470667

[opaque ingot]

It's the bog... The Shitter... My office.

[lost echo]

bog

[opaque ingot]

People have different words, we're fucking English, we can invent our language as we go along.

[vocal idol]

no, everyone should speak freedom

[lost echo]

commode is used in the us but its usually older people who say it

[hasty rivet]

Penis itch

[opaque ingot]

We create freedom, we created America.

[lost echo]

bruh we did not need 15 second slowmode here 5 was fine

[opaque ingot]

Without us, America wouldn't exist... You'd all be Spanish or Dutch.#

[lost echo]

not if i had anything to say about it

[opaque ingot]

Or the Native Americans would still exist.

[rancid tinsel]

Or French

[hasty rivet]

You dont have anything to say about it

[lost echo]

says who nobody thats who

[opaque ingot]

No one likes the French.... Except Canadians.

[empty cove]

no god would make us

[hasty rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-address-meme-gif-24881744

[rancid tinsel]

France hated England so much they singlehandedly bankrolled the US and destroyed their own economy and went into massive debt over it

[opaque ingot]

No, God was invented way before America... And you weren't even a place in the time God was invented.

[empty cove]

the real god would

[hasty rivet]

Invented??

[rancid tinsel]

One of the rare W's for France tbh

[opaque ingot]

Yeah, there's 4 main stream gods...

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/democracy-tank-katjo-kfds-katowish-gif-16653627

[opaque ingot]

Shit was invented.

[vocal idol]

there is only one god....

[hasty rivet]

Nah but I dont really wanna talk abt religion in an fps discord server

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/gonk-trash-sing-guitar-gif-16363587

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964221268960346192/1045128575268958348/things_to_do_in_france.mp4

[opaque ingot]

This is off topic, and I'm shit posting, go talk somewhere else if your knickers are in a twist 😛

[vocal idol]

gonk is god

[opaque ingot]

Maybe pull them from out of your arse crack

[vocal idol]

you mean the only one they have ever had

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964221425059770408/1054375261610713228/-5415834635499323032_121.jpg

[empty cove]

the grand flail

[rancid tinsel]

It pretty much started the whole French revolution

[vocal idol]

POV: you enter my garage

[lost echo]

fun little game https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956618713396822044/1084966306631139459/20230311_084806.jpg

[opaque ingot]

I'm dead, I see prawns.

[vocal idol]

the only thing the french are good for is revolting against themselves

i see chip-otl-e, i am dead

[lost echo]

dont forget surrendering

[vocal idol]

well of course

[opaque ingot]

Wait I'm not dead!

[vocal idol]

but that is agiven

[lost echo]

i get july im ok with that

[vocal idol]

should we pettition the mods to give us a 5 second slow down? or no slow down?

[lost echo]

we need it back to 5 no way there gonna remove

[vocal idol]

ok, how are we gonna go about petitioning for it?

[opaque ingot]

I caninject myself with adrenaline ... I'd be fine for like...20 min

[vocal idol]

should we just start pinging mods until it is changed, also, great idea rice man

[opaque ingot]

Yeah, I could eat the meal.... Just, have to shoot two of those Epipen into my legs.

[vocal idol]

oh, i thought you mean in protest for a shorter cooldown

[opaque ingot]

Nah, I wanna eat Lobster, but if they take the fucking prawns and shrimp out that mix.

[vocal idol]

red lobster hit me in the head with a low hanging light, i don't like them

[opaque ingot]

I'm allergic to crustaceans.

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/personal-problem-sounds-like-a-personal-problem-sponge-bob-gif-12085889

[vocal idol]

i don't even like sea food, i eat ranch with a side of chicken and some fries

[opaque ingot]

Sounds like, I was replying to a post earlier that you didn't even read bitch

🤓

[vocal idol]

lets all ping the one mod who is appearing online so they change our cooldown

[empty cove]

i read the post

[opaque ingot]

Then why be such a dick?

[empty cove]

i dont have allergies

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-dual-guns-crazy-people-gif-21026588

[opaque ingot]

🙂 You're lucky... I love shellfish, it just kills me, or tries to when I eat it. It limits my ability to travel to other countries safely too... I'ts quite a shitty thing to have to deal with, so to be such a sarcastic cunt, when someone has a life changing illness, is quite shit tier.

It's like taking the piss of the blind for being blind

[vocal idol]

i can't tell if you are being sarcastic back, that will determine my response/level of involvement

[empty cove]

same

[opaque ingot]

My mum is blind...

I'm not even joking, she lost her sight after a brain hemmorhage, and she's also allergic to the same shit I am.

[vocal idol]

ok, that is very sad, i am sorry for her, but i still don't know if this was you genuinely being offended at the gif or you being sarcastic back

[opaque ingot]

Then why be such a dick?
I don't have allergies

[empty cove]

if you cant take a joke then i wont make jokes

[opaque ingot]

Good for you mate 🙂 You're lucky.

It's no joke, I have to make sure I check everything i eat all the damn time, and when you can't read Kanji in a foreign country, it become a nightmare of a situation... It's not a fucking joke.

[vocal idol]

im so confused, it is hard to talk to you brits because your humor is foreign and (in my personal experience with other brits) you guys are very prone to being offended

[opaque ingot]

It might be a joke to you, but it's not a joke to people who have Anaphylaxis.

[vocal idol]

i believe the allergies, i just want to know if the gif genuinely offended you or if you are just mesing around back

[opaque ingot]

You're fine bro...

[vocal idol]

IM STILL CONFUSED

[opaque ingot]

I'm fine... I just want to make shit clear...

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/no-russian-call-of-duty-gif-21881502

[opaque ingot]

Tons of people in the world have allergies, to joke about that, shows a level of psychopathy

No joke if you're thinking like that, working in any food place, you're going to kill someone.

[vocal idol]

no, i have allergies, i joke about allergies, it is ok to joke about anything as long as you do not put said jokes into action

[safe garnet]

So when will Medic class be nerfed?

[vocal idol]

FUCK YOU YOU PEICE OF SHIT MEDIC IS PERFECT

[safe garnet]

As in... busted?

[opaque ingot]

Do you have Anaphylaxis?

[vocal idol]

(Jk by the way, however, if medic gets nerfed i will stop playing this game)

[vocal idol]

no

[vocal idol]

no, medic is just fine as is, it does not need nerfed

[safe garnet]

I think medic healing needs a major nerf.

[void quiver]

Nah

[opaque ingot]

Yeah... So you're not going to die from ingesting something... Lemme explain.

I can eat Tuna, but that measures >0.40 on my tests.
Anything above >0.30 is a reaction.
Shrimp and Prawns is >14.1

So I can touch Shrimp, or Prawns, and die.

[vocal idol]

no, it is actually really well done, it encourages people to actually need a medic, however, the medic bag should need to be resupplied every so often

[safe garnet]

The healing is too imbalanced. Take away the ability to heal yourself at least with the medic class or at least cap it.

[vocal idol]

no, that is just flat out dumb, you can not shoot and heal, 9 times out of 10 when you stop to heal, someone shows up and shoots you before you can pull out your gun

[opaque ingot]

Allergies are fucking imbalanced, I love prawns.

https://tenor.com/view/petition-human-r-ights-fox-mains-gif-15543198

FUCKING PRAWNS

[safe garnet]

Infinitely being able to heal yourself is straight up dumb. You shouldn't be able to just infinitely heal yourself willy nilly.

[vocal idol]

i see, this is very unfortunate for you, however, what i said stands, jokes are ok, just don't actually be a dick to people because they have medical conditions

[opaque ingot]

That's why I lost my shit 🙂

[vocal idol]

so you are saying that medic should not exist and this should have the bullshit delayed heal system that every other AAA title has?

[safe garnet]

That's kind of feeding a lot of words in my mouth that I didn't say. So no and no.

Medic is viable, it just needs caps in the case of healing itself.

[opaque ingot]

Of course it's a fucking personal problem... I wan't even talking to the wanker who got involved at the time @vocal idol 😉

[vocal idol]

yeah, i was just curious

[opaque ingot]

Yeah, I will argue with dickwads.

They don't deserve anything less than both barrels...

[vocal idol]

i.. no, why do you think this, i am genuinely curious

[vocal idol]

yes, but he was joking

[opaque ingot]

No... He was bellittling 😉

[vocal idol]

lol

[safe garnet]

Because it's completely imbalanced. Being able to heal yourself indefinitely is pretty bogus.

[vocal idol]

ok, but by that logic being able to heal your teammates indefinitely is also bogus

[safe garnet]

How?

The medic class is meant to heal teammates becaues let's face it, you play in a squad/team that will need healing.

[lost echo]

guys guys this is off topic not on topic

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073083114018054206/1116940982051688478/Y2Mate.is_-_When_yo_at_the_when_you_you_when_the..._When_he_when_he_at_the-0Iwo77crI2s-720p-1650546463516.mp4

[vocal idol]

i don't think you understand how medic works, healing yourself takes the same amount of time it takes to heal other people, you can not shoot people while healing, and why should each squad need 2 medics just so that the medics can heal each other? it isn't like you can revive yourself

[lost echo]

#battlebit-eng #battlebit-eng #battlebit-eng
#battlebit-eng #battlebit-eng #battlebit-eng
#battlebit-eng #battlebit-eng #battlebit-eng
#battlebit-eng #battlebit-eng #battlebit-eng

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073083114018054206/1116816746045788263/unknown-154.png

[vocal idol]

true, but it gives me a headache to talk there because of how fast the chat moves

[opaque ingot]

Ill explain, you see... Allergens are not a me problem, the law in most civilised places means that they have to be clear on ingredients list.... And thus it's not a me problem, but the problem of the people who make the shit I want to consume.

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/sentenced-to-undertale-dungeons-utd-utd-fans-gif-25290085

[vocal idol]

i think that gif would be funny if i understood it

[vocal idol]

yes, however, once again, a joke

[opaque ingot]

It was a personal attac... I defend.

[lost echo]

i dont know that server but i think any server that has dungeon in the name cant be good

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-in-self-defense-robert-nesta-marley-bob-marley-i-shot-the-sheriff-in-my-defense-gif-18487149 I don't even know this source. Oh wait it's Bob Marley... I digress

[lost echo]

sentenced for being on topic in off topic

https://tenor.com/view/dr-pepper-carnage-i-love-dr-pepper-gif-25151595

[opaque ingot]

of all the options why arbys bruh 😭 the roast beef, soda, shakes, curly fries are all i can handle. but i just can't stand how everything's microwaved and soggy there

[safe garnet]

That's fast food in a nutshell

[opaque ingot]

even mcdick actually cooks their food, arbys is the only one i know that's sad and soggy and actually unironically reheats food in a microwave before serving

[lost echo]

not everyone fast food microwaves

[opaque ingot]

Can we swap, can yo take September?

[wide iris]

Arby’s: we have…meat.

[lost echo]

i didnt know they did tbh

[opaque ingot]

September will kill me 😢

[lost echo]

you get your month no swapping

[opaque ingot]

im not usually a fish guy but i'd do it

[opaque ingot]

Sweet, I'd be dead otherwise...

[opaque ingot]

yeah they have one of those industrial break room microwaves to do it in the one with the 10 settings along the top and that's it

[vocal idol]

i got it worst, i got chipotle

[opaque ingot]

im sure they do actually do it for some of their stuff, like they have an american wagyu burger and that miiight actually be cooked fresh

[lost echo]

atleast they have options that wont kill you... i think

[opaque ingot]

I'll fucking swap with you too... ANYTHING 😢

[vocal idol]

it will kill me with flavor i dispise

sigh, do you guys think that if we actually created a petition we could get the slowdown moved to 5 seconds

[opaque ingot]

ngl im jealous of the people born in january and may

especially may

[vocal idol]

im jealous of may and october

[opaque ingot]

god yes

[vocal idol]

i love fried chicken, it is what i eat at 99% of places i eat at

[opaque ingot]

popeyes chicken sandwich is happiness between 2 buns

im surprised rally's/checkers isn't on the list tbh, they have some fire fries

[vocal idol]

chick fill a though is just the best chicken, it is the only place that i sometimes don't use ranch for

[vocal idol]

never heard of them

[opaque ingot]

i don't understand why but they're always in more shady urban areas only

[vocal idol]

yeah, i live in that, i guess they are just not in my state

[opaque ingot]

ngl... Im jelous of people who can eat September... And I wanna eat September but unless it's Squid, and Lobster alone, I'll fucking die... I see Shrimp or Prawn in that dish, and I'm dead... Any form of Crustacean can kill me... I have two fucking auto injectors ready to stab into me in case I ingest that shit and it causes a reaction...

ohhhhhh

[vocal idol]

i guess there are some sad places in the US that don't have jack in the box shudders

[opaque ingot]

no crab or anything?

[opaque ingot]

I can probably eat crab...

I've ate it before.

[vocal idol]

you can eat anything, just stab yourself with the injector beforehand and eat it while entering the hospital

[opaque ingot]

I'm more scared of having to jab myself with those fuckers than I am eating food tbh.

[vocal idol]

fair, i personaly do not handle needles well so i get that

[opaque ingot]

The moment I have to stick myself with one of those, I have 10 minutes to get to a hospital, and the second one is incase I can't make it within 10 minutes.

Or I could use one to get 1337 at BBR.

[vocal idol]

well, just remember, the only way to rid yourself of medical conditions is to microdose trollface i used to have really bad asthma, touching grass would make my throat start to close, then, i said, "fuck asthma, this sucks" and grew out of it

[opaque ingot]

I had asthma too and stopped believing in it.

[vocal idol]

that is exactly what i did, i am fine now

well, i am still allergic to grass, that part didn't change

i get hives when i mow or touch grass

[opaque ingot]

I never had an inhaler... But this shit... No joke, If I touch certain crustaceans I will die..

0.35 and I'm 14.1 for Shrimp.

[vocal idol]

start by intently staring then trollface emoji

im kidding, please don't die to crustacean

[opaque ingot]

Nah, it'll just make me get hives and swell up like that chick in Wonka.

[wicked zealot]

💀💀

[vocal idol]

still haven't watched that, i really need to

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/violet-blueberry-beauregarde-violet-beauregarde-charlie-and-the-chocolate-factory-gif-17929593

[wicked zealot]

Genshin player 🤯🤯

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-unusannus-gif-22358896

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/pam-archer-poovey-allergic-reaction-gif-13588632

This is what an allergic reaction starts out like.

She's fucking eating shell fish too 🤣

Archer is the best.

Next thing you know, your heart is stopping, your throat is so swollen you can't brath properly and your body temperature begins to plummet.

This happened to me once, I never want to be put in a bath full of ice ever again.

(An ice bath caused me to go into temperature shock, which kept me alive for the 20 minutes it took for a doctor to stab a 50cm needle into my ass cheek, the alternative was directly into my heart)

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[opaque ingot]

Now that one is funny.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[opaque ingot]

The other dude had no humour, no taste.

[vocal idol]

he did though..

he merely posted a funny gif of spongebob in response to a comment about allergies, because we were all throwing around insults

[opaque ingot]

It's not just a me problem though, if you live in the western world, it's your problem if you're serving food to people. This shit is no joke.

It's not just a me problem, just like any other issue with people health.

[vocal idol]

i thought we just established that everything can be a joke so long as it is taken seriously outside of a discord chat

[opaque ingot]

An allergy is not something that someone can control...

Taking the piss of someone with an allergy is just as bad as taking the piss of anyone else with some form of disability.

[vocal idol]

yes, neither is many things that can be funny to joke about, it is about knowing audience, time, and place, you hadn't told us about your condition yet, and, we were just joking about it about 1 krill issue gif ago

[opaque ingot]

Allergies restrict a lot of people... I risked my life to go to Asia.

They don't give a fuck about cross contamination there.

I had to spend a lot more on insurance because of the risk.

[vocal idol]

it was not a personal attack, it was a ha ha funny gif because we were all joking around, it isn't like it was a serious insult

[opaque ingot]

I found it low brow insulting... Yeah it's a me issue in their eyes, but I'm one in hundreds of thousands experiencing the same concerns.

I dunno if you've ever had to worry about eating something because it might kill you...

And you don't know what the ingredients are.

[vocal idol]

but it isn't a you issue in his eyes, it was a funny gif that fit the situation, do we need a warning label on gifs that says "a gif used in the off topic channel of a fps discord server does not reflect the views of the person posting"

[opaque ingot]

😮‍💨 It is a me issue, the gif is right...

But that's a dangerous way to view that shit.

Killing people by mistake because "ooops... It's a them issue"

I really hope they don't work anywhere near where I want to eat.

[vocal idol]

again, a gif, used in the off topic chat of a discord server for a first person shooter does not reflect the real life views of the people using said gifs, otherwise, i would be wanted for warcrimes and i would be dead

[opaque ingot]

I just want to raise awareness of how stupid people can kill people.

[vocal idol]

yes, except the fact that you took a gif during a series of friendly insults as the way someone actualy veiws the world

[unborn mango]

Any bowlers in chat

[vocal idol]

i am a pretty good wii bowler

[opaque ingot]

What kind of bowl?

[unborn mango]

Bowling bowl

[opaque ingot]

Been a while.

[vocal idol]

i am also good at plastic bowls, not so good with glass

[opaque ingot]

Bowling is chill as fuck, I need to do that shit.

[unborn mango]

You should, pretty fire

Expensive though if you ever plan on purchasing your own bowling balls

[opaque ingot]

Yeah I'm going to hit up my mate and his fiance, it's the weekend.

Do some bowling, that sound awesome, @unborn mango Thank you 🫂 From my heart.

You gave me a thing to do with my BFF <£

[vocal idol]

you could also do warcrimes

[unborn mango]

No worries man, I need more bowlers in the world. No one my age is interested in it 😔

[opaque ingot]

Spent all week dropping suicide drones on medic huddles, I'm good....

[vocal idol]

hmm, that doesn't have the best warcrime of all though...

napalm

[opaque ingot]

I'm 32, no one my age is interested in anything but making money.

[verbal halo]

Hello children

[unborn mango]

I'm 18, bowling is like the last thing anyone would do around my age

[verbal halo]

Bowling topic

We love bowling

[opaque ingot]

what’s that like

[unborn mango]

Gotta have more people bowling, it's a fun sport

[opaque ingot]

Bowling places have arcade machines and stuff to do other than bowling... Go meet people into bowling 😄

[opaque ingot]

A grind harder than BBR

[opaque ingot]

glad you found your purpose in life

[opaque ingot]

what is BBR

[opaque ingot]

I dunno, it's hard to explain, like my cock.

[opaque ingot]

makes sense, i was asking about being 32

[opaque ingot]

Sore... Like my cock.

[unborn mango]

Most of those bowling alleys are a lot more catered towards the other things besides the actual bowling, but those alleys aren't near me

[opaque ingot]

do you regret it?

[opaque ingot]

Do you 👅

[opaque ingot]

i haven’t made it to 32 can’t say

[unborn mango]

Yeah I love rolling 15 pound balls ;)

[opaque ingot]

whatever bloats your goat my grandpappy used to always say

[opaque ingot]

Then just meet peeps there, just "Practice" and meet people that way 🙂

[opaque ingot]

do you ever wish you checked out like hendrix rather than staying for the after party?

[unborn mango]

That's true, you can also meet a lot of people in league if you sign up for it. I got into bowling because of one of my close friends so we're usually always together

[opaque ingot]

I wish I Didn't rape your mum.

[opaque ingot]

when was that?

[opaque ingot]

Go to bed kid.

[opaque ingot]

but the thoughts keep me up at night

[vocal idol]

oh yeah, it all makes sense, now, when we started the conversation you said it was 3 am and you had been drinking all night

[opaque ingot]

@opaque ingot so that’s what 32 is like? jesus

[opaque ingot]

🤣

[opaque ingot]

Better than... Your mom.

[verbal halo]

My babies

[opaque ingot]

no wonder kurt took a one way to the underworld before he could become a rotting hunk of glob

[vocal idol]

the voices keep me up at night, the german is telling me to do what he wants but the other german is using my electronics to tell me to do what he wants

[opaque ingot]

What does that even mean sugar?

[vocal idol]

kurt Cobain

[opaque ingot]

crazy? i was crazy once. they locked me in a room

[opaque ingot]

I know what he mean't 🤫

[sullen furnace]

A Room with rats

[opaque ingot]

a rubber room with rats

[sullen furnace]

Rats?

[vocal idol]

it was a reference to the greatest storyline of all time

[opaque ingot]

You're a rubber.

[opaque ingot]

i literally do not know the reference i just say it to be cool

[vocal idol]

the cod zombies story

[opaque ingot]

wow

[vocal idol]

not the crazy copypasta, what i said was a reference to the zombies story

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP0bQGrQZlc&t=3s it is the best story i have ever heard

[opaque ingot]

Don't make me spend money to fuck people up 🤣

[vocal idol]

and it is only 7 hours and 22 minutes

[opaque ingot]

There's too many cunts right now that I really don't like.

I will pay to just boop you from the internet.

Please don't... Be cunts.

[vocal idol]

make me

[opaque ingot]

Nah you're gucci ❤️

[vocal idol]

look, just watch the 7 hour lore video and your life will be better

[opaque ingot]

There's nefarious people here, and I will pay for them to be removed for a very long time.

[unborn mango]

I need the internet pls don't

[opaque ingot]

Please, I want my safer space.

😄

waits for people to try and connect to them

[vocal idol]

safer spaces is insane, fun fact, if you get enough stacks of safer spaces you have a chance of glitching the game and becoming invincible

[opaque ingot]

Oh no... This is a game here.

[vocal idol]

any risk of rain 2 fans here?

no?, sad

[unborn mango]

Haven't played it enough to consider myself a fan, but I own it. Pretty fun game

[vocal idol]

it is a great game, i would definitely recomend getting more into it, the devs are cool, the gameplay is great, and it also has really good lore

[opaque ingot]

This is more like it 🙂

Back to the Gentlemans club we once had.

[unborn mango]

I'm not too into rougelikes so I don't dabble into them much considering the amount of rougelike or dungeon crawling esque types of games I own

[vocal idol]

after like the first 50 hours you start to memorise all the items and the game gets even more fun and fast paced (and in my case, they come out with a dlc that adds a bunch of items and reworks a bunch of others so you half to retrain your freshly trained mind)

[vocal idol]

fair enough, that is a reasonable excuse

[opaque ingot]

But I'm not fucking around, I will just open my netbook and boot Kali up and fuck who ever wants to go toe to toe.

Not a threat... Just a Go Fuck yourself.

[unborn mango]

I usually play farming/grinding type games like Warframe and especially Warframe, was getting into Guild Wars 2 but that's when I got burnt out on MMO's and the like but I'll have to get back into it because a new expansion just came out for GW2

[vocal idol]

ah, i try not to do those types of games, i don't have the patience, i am playing valhiem with some friends though, that is tons of fun

also, i would recomend GRIME

[unborn mango]

Got 120 hours on Valheim, game's great but man the grind can be atrocious sometimes even with friends

[vocal idol]

it was free on epic games last week, very fun, but very rage making too

[opaque ingot]

What I hate the most right now is that people call the cunts that are cheating "Hackers" and half these people don't even know what hacking is.

[vocal idol]

this is true

[vocal idol]

this is also true, hacking is different from cheating, most cheaters just pay money and download a software

some actually hack, but that is more rare

[opaque ingot]

Skript Kiddies is what we call them.

[unborn mango]

Besides like MMO's though, I also play RPG's like the Bethesda Elder Scrolls and Fallout titles and also the Stalker titles, very underrated and I don't see much of an audience for the Stalker titles in the States. New one coming out soon too which is great

Also wanted to try out older RPG's like Baldurs Gate but I've yet to really find an interest in them. They're in my library though sitting there

[vocal idol]

yeah, i am finally getting to a point in life where i don't get bored of those types of games, i have started playing some of the big open world games, like ghost recon wildlands, and far cry primal

and ghost of Tsushima

[opaque ingot]

People pay Skript Kiddies... I really don't have the time and effort to deal with most of these cunts anymore, but I could ruin them all.

[vocal idol]

yeah, sounds like a lot of work

[opaque ingot]

A lot of work I don't get paid for, and could be prosecuted for.

[unborn mango]

I really have a love for open world games, so much stuff to do in them and you can progress at whatever pace you want. Exploring is so fun especially in the Fallout series

[vocal idol]

yeah, see, i tried to play fallout 3 with a friend years ago, he said, "just use vats, it is easier" i said "nah, i got this" i proceeded to use all of our ammo playing ring around the rosie with the first rad roach of the game and then died, my friend beat me and banned me from free aim

i have never played a fallout title since

[opaque ingot]

LOL DONT GET ME STARTED ON FALLOU 69

[unborn mango]

Fallout 76 is a really good game now and people still give it a lot of hate because they still think it's what it was like during launch

[opaque ingot]

I am one massive fallout fan boy... No

You don;t get it... I am like, Old School fan boy.

[vocal idol]

i will get in to fallout eventually, but for now, i sleep, goodnight everyone

[unborn mango]

I don't think it would appeal to people who enjoyed the older Fallout titles like 1 and 2

[opaque ingot]

I played fallout before most of you fucking spunks were shot out your daddys cock.

[vocal idol]

weren't 1 and 2 very reminiscent of x com?

i own them on epic games because they were free, i could play all the way up through 4 on there

[unborn mango]

Point and click turn based, could compare it more to like older Diablo's more than X Com but it still plays a lot different

[vocal idol]

ok, that makes sense

[unborn mango]

Still, the older Fallout games are amazing but I haven't gotten around to playing it

[opaque ingot]

** I played fall out, before most of the people, reading this, were shot out of their dads cock, as a glob of spunk.**

End of.

[unborn mango]

Yeah I'm pretty sure of that, you're like 14 years older than me

[vocal idol]

i will say though, trying to mod xcom 2 (using steam workshop) is the most painful thing i have ever tried to do, and it still didn't work

[opaque ingot]

Yep, I hope you're as prepared to die as me too ❤️

[unborn mango]

Have never seen xcom gameplay or anything but I've known of its existence for like, forever. I know it's a good game though

[opaque ingot]

Xcom is shit.

Like, it's so fucking shit tier it's unworthy of anyones attention.

Imagine throwing RN Jesus at the people you trained stats for and made King King, then all of a suddem RN Jesus decidesn that fucking person is going to die to a burst shot.

[vocal idol]

it is fun, i would recommend it, it is the only turn based strategy i like, however, the accuracy rng is the dumbest thing ever
the following is a not exagerated example, this is the reason i have yet to beat it: you will move your soldier, armed with a shotgun, directly next to the enemy, on the tile right next to it, the accuracy will say 80% you will say "HOW THE FU-- ok, it is probably just a mistake in the ui" takes the shot, misses "HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU MISS, A BLIND APE COULD HAVE HIT THAT SHOT" rage quit, uninstall, another campaign halfway finished

[opaque ingot]

It's not fun, it's fucking stupid, Aliens and people shoot through walls... The only reason it's challenging, is because it's blowing your fucking mind.

I'll play Xcom 2 again, if they chop my dick off, and give me a bigger one.

[vocal idol]

yeah, i install it about once a year, go through the forementioned proccess, remember why i rage deleted it, rage delete it again

[opaque ingot]

I get through the first 2 missions and give up, the game is shit.

Not because it's hard, it's just fucking boring.

[vocal idol]

nah, i like the strategy, the rng is just a whole new level of stupid

[opaque ingot]

There is no strategy.

It's fucking XCOM, it's random GG Good luck.

You want strategy, try getting through Hard missions on MOWAS2

]

^---- Tht's a referance

[vocal idol]

try getting through any missions on MOWAS2, that game is extremely hard

i have only played through the GAW campaign

[narrow dune]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=DzE9wFz-0zQ&feature=share9

[opaque ingot]

Yeah, me and my mate got through Normal and Hard,,, The next allied mission has been a bitch, it's like hitler had unlimited spawns

[vocal idol]

yeah, i have to play solo, i could play with my brother who will randomly leave to go do his psycho girlfriends bidding, i can play with another british guy i know who is mildly obnoxious and only knows tank spam, so i pick solo

[opaque ingot]

Get her to play with you instead

I bet she'd beat down on the almost unlimited tanks they send at you on hard

[vocal idol]

no, because his girlfriend is weirder than he is

and he is really weird

[opaque ingot]

He has a g/f

That's more than anyone here.

[wild plover]

I have a dog

[opaque ingot]

If you wanna fuck you dog that wrong.

[wild plover]

Man that ruined my day

[opaque ingot]

You brought it up....

[wild plover]

Why you do that man

[opaque ingot]

Why do you do your dog?

[wild plover]

How you gonna ruin it twice

[opaque ingot]

Because I'm unwholesome.

[hexed hemlock]

a

[opaque ingot]

if you’re a guy please buy zinc and take it

[ionic coyote]

Man where's that Helicopter pilot named 'helicopter pilot'

[opaque ingot]

I literally just watch people cheating in game and file reports.

[opaque ingot]

bogos binted?

[opaque ingot]

gamer by recreation, hater by profession

[ionic coyote]

What?

[opaque ingot]

brrrrrr

[opaque ingot]

Gamer by procreation, hater because of the human race.

[opaque ingot]

that includes yourself

[ionic coyote]

Fuck the human race

[opaque ingot]

I'm not human.

[ionic coyote]

I will find this person eventually

[opaque ingot]

I may or may not be asian, are you racially profiling me?

Maybe I Identify as Asian... Or maybe I simply like rice, as a man named Stan.

Maybe I'm a woman called Stan? Stannefer...

The fuck has it got to do with you.

[opaque ingot]

bc calling ur self rice anything is either you making a racist joke (most racists don’t have balls like that) or you making a self deprecating joke

[opaque ingot]

As my steam profile states... I'm a lover of rice, nothing more, nothing less.

How is loving rice Racist you fucking idiot.

[opaque ingot]

ricist*

Rice is a grain, it's pretty decent if you ask me.

[opaque ingot]

bro just embrace it there’s nothing wrong with being asian like everybody eats rice nowadays arabs, africans you name it

give up the rice stuff embrace your humanity

If half the fat bastards in America ate more rice instead of fat fucking chode, they'd not die of heart disease.

you are not a rice man you are a Good Man

you are not a rice man stan you are a Great Man Stan

I'm Based man stan, and Rice is my foundation.

[opaque ingot]

many cultures eat rice and get heart disease

[opaque ingot]

based is a term used by racist white ppl brother

[opaque ingot]

Nay, YOUR SOUL AND HEART is your foundation

Eat more rice, eat more poke and gooodddddddddd fooood.

I bet i'm in better shape than you bissssh.

I could probably throw your fat arse all over the deck,

[opaque ingot]

i know now i don’t need the keyblade

i’ve got a better weapon.

my heart.

You got that school shooter mentality.

[opaque ingot]

Although my heart may be weak.. It’s not alone

It’s grown with each new experience.

and it’s found a home with all the friends i’ve made

You sound like a priest, and they've been known to rape kids.

[opaque ingot]

i’ve become part of their heart…

just as they have become a part of mine…

[opaque ingot]

PEDO ALERT

Oof.

Don't you dare preach to me, you fucking dweeb.

Your brain doesn't have the neurons.

[opaque ingot]

and if they think of me now and then…

if they don’t forget me…

then our hearts will be one…

Your heart will be one...

In the mind of Jeffery Epstein
And Prince Andrew.

[opaque ingot]

**I DONT NEED A WEAPON…

MY FRIENDS ARE MY POWER…**

Coward.

[opaque ingot]

you are a coward to face the truth welling in your chest

truly the one who hides from himself is more cowardly than one who hides from others

Nah literally who are your friends? Else you're taking the beat down.

you do not need that bottle to tell you any sweet nothings

Don't make idol threats.

your heart has all the truth you need!

For thee shall be the punished,

I'm not playing games here little man.

[rancid summit]

Hey Daniel, have you considered the following?
||Your takes are dog shit||

[opaque ingot]

it’s literally a quote from kingdom hearts bro

[opaque ingot]

it’s not a take it’s prose

i’d expect a man of culture such as you to understand the difference

i see i was mistaken

[opaque ingot]

That's more like it... Start being real, or I'll be real.

[rancid summit]

Glad I could help

[opaque ingot]

start being real to yourself battle brother

[opaque ingot]

Honestly, piss me off too much and I fuck your entire life up.
That's a promise, not a threat...

Stop.

Seriously, stop...

[opaque ingot]

you’re a cool dude

what are you up to my guy

[opaque ingot]

Look up a bloke called Stephen Bell, you don't want to ever be that bloke.... Stop being a cunt.

[opaque ingot]

havent found anything i’m afraid

Well then, I'll put you and your family out of business eh?

Promise?

Pinky promise? Do you want that?

[opaque ingot]

i don’t want anyone to die

No deaths 🤣

[opaque ingot]

disappearances?

I'll just ruin you and your family.

[opaque ingot]

and what have i done to you

You were a cuckold.

[lost echo]

extra 5 grand i can make it look like they ran away

[opaque ingot]

I fucking hate people like you.

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/explode-truck-flip-gif-15832661

[opaque ingot]

jesus

[opaque ingot]

That's leet.

[opaque ingot]

i know me too

[opaque ingot]

🫂

Don't make me do work.

I really hate doing that shit to people.

People make me do it though, and I'm very good.

They took the turn first...

[opaque ingot]

So you want to make that real. ?

I'm grateful that this all calmed down rapidly.

I don't want to end up in jail because of some fucking idiot on the internet.

[opaque ingot]

i’ve been to jail bro it’s not that bad if you’re not a bitch

[opaque ingot]

I've been arrested over a dozen times and never been to jail... You're a shitter.

Don't be a cunt

[opaque ingot]

if it’s not a big deal crime they won’t take u to jail from what i recall

most of the folks i was in there with were in there for burglaries and drug related stuff

[opaque ingot]

I punched a cop in the face and have to pay £1500 to the courts 🤣

[opaque ingot]

oh you’re an english guy idk how it works

i’d you punch a cop in the us you go to jail and then prison

Yeah, I got locked up for a bit, and went to court, and go released on Probation.

[opaque ingot]

you weren’t locked up in jail?

or was it the constables station

Yes, I was locked up until I had my court time.

[opaque ingot]

ah i see

48 hours. I was arrested on a warrant for suspicion of a crime.

[opaque ingot]

very nice my friend

It wasn't 😮‍💨

48 hours in a tiled room, when you take a shower down the hall, you got people watching you, not fun.

I want to take a shit? Being watched on camera... I'm fucking POO SHY.

I WANNA TAKE A SHIT BUT THERE IS A CAMERA, WATCHING ME POO.

And that was 48 HRS,,,

Half the virgin muppets would even be able to have a wet dream about the stuff I did in my life 🤣

[potent beacon]

fart

[drowsy monolith]

That's what I use basically

Why BK over vert?

[potent beacon]

S E-5 goated

[opaque ingot]

Please no fuck around and find out how much shit I can dump on people, you don't wama wind up like the last person.

[drowsy monolith]

Rice bro. He's baiting you

[opaque ingot]

I'll literally just post all the shit you don't want people to know abuout you al over the internet.

And you have no say in the matter, 🤔 Bait or not.

[potent beacon]

AVERAGE FLIR POV

[opaque ingot]

Bait me more, and I'll do it... Do you want to ruin your life?

@opaque ingot I been working whislt you been slacking, I implore you stop being the bitch you are.

I mean, there's barely anything to ruin but, Yeah.

[opaque ingot]

Yeah, play stupid games, and you win stupid prizes.

Bait the wrong people, in the wrong place, and you might end up dead... They're lucky they met me.

People seriously need to stop playing stupid games on the fucking internet.

I can stop people being able to eat.

Debt is a bitch.

Lawyers are a larger bitch.

Cant pay, you get put in jail,,, Boo hoo.

I literally wanna play games, but there's too many fucking cunts out there.

So fuck it.. going hardcore might be the only way. I can cheat to win, but what if I cheat to stop cheaters winning, but better than them?

[unborn mango]

What is going on 😭

[opaque ingot]

Am I as bad if i cheat to beat cheats?

[edgy summit]

My honest reaction

[opaque ingot]

I'm not going to cheat... Watch the cunts at the top of your lo bies.

Theyre cheating;

[manic wind]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-fortnite-dance-orange-justice-dancing-moves-gif-16625082

[thick harness]

bro whats up with this pepe pfp acting hard

[lost echo]

wild ride

[slow iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468964893941563392/939610749972664370/just_a_crumb_of_bbr_online.gif

[opaque ingot]

since i was a kid i always wanted to be as sexy as robin hood fox man

medieval riz

[rancid inlet]

wha

[digital timber]

.

[cold bridge]

did the game just crash

[toxic pond]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-power-cat-cat-pillow-repost-this-post-this-cat-gif-23865940

[craggy ice]

@opaque ingot

just boring

[deep vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/tool-listening-to-tool-chad-gif-25172966

https://tenor.com/view/schism-gif-23723885

[craggy ice]

It seems that some cowards only dare to DM to make racist remarks, forget it, I'm about to prepare for the game, good day

[deep vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/tool-rashes-tool-band-gif-23901466

Guys is this good enough to run BattleBit Remastered?

[craggy ice]

NO,win10

dont Win8 or 7 or other

[toxic pond]

Why is your CPU so hot tf

[deep vessel]

Alright

[slow iris]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468964893941563392/939610749972664370/just_a_crumb_of_bbr_online.gif

sorry wrong one

here! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/328817840025108484/1038192435269996594/Playtest_NOW2.gif

[toxic pond]

https://tenor.com/view/mhrdrg-drg-my-honest-reaction-gif-27311039

[fossil lark]

Sorry if its a repost but here is the second episode https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np4EnWi4Hfs

[thorny vale]

Can't wait for the dev react again...

[grim sinew]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/441688065585446912/1129788910793404516/FoxAdventure.gif

[upper cargo]

shiii

[edgy summit]

rip bozos

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[willow torrent]

v

[runic verge]

Cat sitting in the ledge n shit?

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/N8WH5TuCpvU

[zealous bane]

This dude looks like Steve from Minecraft

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897292650447769681/1110363672095756398/mind_blown.mp4

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/nIay2Aq2ars

HERE WE GO! 3rd week is here!

[verbal halo]

Someone know a femboy who can feed me grapes

https://tenor.com/view/i-regret-nothing-i-apologize-for-nothing-not-sorry-grapes-gif-5488603

[wide iris]

[cold bridge]

Yo we need some SEA server

[void quiver]

is that golden bender

[cold bridge]

A singapore one?

[gaunt junco]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-love-gif-22200319

Me after a good round of BBR

[empty granite]

https://youtu.be/q5ItQhtky9M

[wide iris]

Me and the bois in the humvee (our gunner was sniped)

[ionic coyote]

Man where on earth is that helicopter pilot dude

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964221305429823569/1115675103527710820/DMMSNDH4903490349032.mov

[west egret]

how come i have to pay for the game now i already had it my steam libary

[void quiver]

The game fully released.

[opaque ingot]

This is one of my fav games on steam. Despite the relatively low hours played I just can't get it out of my head. I hope this review can do it justice. 😅
https://steamcommunity.com/id/cosmickk/recommended/779590

[lost echo]

those were only playtest for the devs to fix stuff before the release game was never gonna be free at launch

[trim flame]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/328817840025108484/1121244883152277586/image.png

Old ss, kd 3.3, kpm 2.5, the other improvements i dont remember

@onyx mist im not getting outa bed for you so thisll be the best you get

[wet sphinx]

why?

[wild plover]

Better game

[wicked zealot]

Real

[wild plover]

Csgo sucks ween

[wicked zealot]

L opinion

[void quiver]

W opinion

[trim flame]

Csgo fell off since it went free imo

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/testicular-cancer-gif-21603852

[rocky siren]

Skill issue I get 144 fps on my gtx 1650 on bbr

[queen abyss]

@potent beacon

[lost echo]

bs with 15 sec slowmode** give us 5 you gremlins**

its off topic it has more cobwebs then a grandma

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524033590107832321/1104975503888236615/big_ears.jpg

[tribal siren]

@prisma herald

[steel prawn]

goodnight, my sweet prince 💔

[wide iris]

And Rotate

[full coral]

When battlebit for ps4??

[vital prism]

https://youtu.be/34bVnjGIMGk?t=205

What the devs think that adding shotguns will do to the game

[solid dragon]

"no politics"
proceeds to mention sensitive topic in rule 1

[sullen leaf]

de

[quick ibex]

Lol shotguns would break game

[red plume]

Shotguns with explosive frag shells

[hollow tulip]

what is this game bro

[void quiver]

Looks like Shipment on MWII.

[wide iris]

Shrimpment

[minor vapor]

https://youtu.be/XgyoJmnqarI

[knotty sigil]

is this the superior chat?

[void quiver]

No, it's dead.

[weak osprey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7d2VKcouBbw

[wind vapor]

so I found a dude cheating right? clipped and shipped caught in 1440p. So I look at his steam account and check out his old names, the dude is french, and one of his old names links to a youtube account ran by a french guy. In this account he shared the same name his uses in-game. In the comment on his latest video he shares a second channel he has. A channel where he makes tutorials on injection, scripts and hacks.

You're telling me this dude who I recorded aimbotting and wallhacking who runs a channel where he hacks, isn't cheating?

https://streamable.com/dnbjpy

[sleek iron]

hi

[narrow dune]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8ndBoc6R8_A&feature=share9

[slate hawk]

i made a clan in battlebit if you want to join it D5064C4E1F4BD71FAFE6B82EE0476F32

[tribal siren]

vector 0.84 move speed

vector 1.10 move speed

attachments make no difference move speed wise

[undone hemlock]

It looks like there’s a 0.04 second difference there but it’s hard to be sure from the video

[tribal siren]

I counted frames in virtual dub and the one with more move speed took 1 frame longer

[undone hemlock]

Basically what I just did as well, though the exact moment you start moving I’m not certain about

[tribal siren]

I set the start frame as the frame I started moving and the end frame the fram where I started moving sideways due to hitting the wall

but the thing is there should be a big difference

[undone hemlock]

Yeah that’s what I assumed, but fair enough

How speed works is quite tricky to be sure of, I feel like there may be a different modifier for every type of thing that can alter speed or something

[tribal siren]

Attachments dont change speed at all according to this test

[undone hemlock]

I would say more are required to be certain

[tribal siren]

I also did a test where I took weapons with different base speed and that actually made a difference

[tribal siren]

I tested 2 other guns as well

[undone hemlock]

Ah. I am convinced then.

Wonder if a bug could be involved somewhere. Who knows.

[tribal siren]

this is 100% a bug

@undone hemlock here is the AK15 with a base move speed of 0.95 and it takes 11.825 sec to cross this distance

Vector took 10.226 seconds

if you divide 11825 by 1.1 you get 10750 and if you divide 10226 by 0.95 you get 10764, so the base move speed works as intended

[undone hemlock]

I see

So at least that part of it is linear enough

[tribal siren]

Now im wondering which of the attachment stats actually work

Since my control test was just the same gun with different attachments

But I should probably test the sway of the M200 vs the sway of a smg once I get up tomorrow

[round steppe]

I think someone a few days ago mentioned that the test range and in-game stats for guns are different, not sure if that was true, but might be worth double checking because if that's the case testing in the range is going to be worthless if it's not 1:1

[lunar marten]

Oh my god, WHY is that option in keybindings?!

[vocal idol]

off topic is the best chat

join the cult and add [off-topic WARRIOR] to your name

[hushed stump]

Welcome to #off-topic . A lawless channel that no jannie dare tread in.

[wind vapor]

https://youtu.be/694kaGxkyy4

hopefully the devs will get round to making the ultimax work like this in game

[rapid forge]

discord got too silly

[fluid axle]

i will BUST if we get motorcycles

[ember spade]

I'd model some nightvision goggles and termal attachment for the arms if I had the models

soldier model specially

screw it, I made it using this emote

[lost echo]

@verbal halo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T7Wpg7A_xw

[scenic lily]

Didnt know this place existed

[onyx mist]

It's hidden normally (so I hear)

[ember spade]

Yeah, thats why they said I could post artwork stuff in here

[scenic lily]

Just taking a break from mini painting i keep forgetting about my back posture when im in too focused

[onyx mist]

I can fix that

[scenic lily]

Chiropracter?

[onyx mist]

No but I can step on your back with 220pounds worth of force

[scenic lily]

Step on me mommy lol

[onyx mist]

I'm a dude

[scenic lily]

Was just reference the step on me thing

[onyx mist]

[scenic lily]

[flat oar]

cool, now make the concept of a tactical slingshot

[ember spade]

WOW

[ember spade]

NOW THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. I'm making it tomorrow and will make sure to ping u

[flat oar]

NO WAY LMAO

that better have a picantinny rail somwhere to fit a scope

[ember spade]

if you got a reference image of how u want it to look like, feel free to toss it here and @ me

[flat oar]

💀

[wide iris]

Remember what they’ve kept from you

[flat oar]

OH

BATTLEBIT HAS NO SHOTGUNS? THAT'S WHY IT'S SO FUN

[wide iris]

[opaque ingot]

shotguns are goated

[ember spade]

I personally like the bow

Think it would be cool. Specially if we get to modify the arrow type

[rocky siren]

We need a bipod on it

[sullen dawn]

a

[wide iris]

Wonder who’s gonna be the first to say “UM PEOPLE DON’T USE BOWS IN MODERN BATTLES” ☝️ 🤓

[void quiver]

These are really good but you should watermark them better

Like what stock image sites do

[alpine dune]

https://tenor.com/view/why-just-why-but-why-monkey-gif-14872882

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408071248426434560/1129954259912359996/viddit_15ac8932.mp4

[manic forge]

in the twitch channel of TheLiquidHorse
the game released in early access, but it's still here
is this an issue or im just stupid?

[ember spade]

True, but devs dont care about community stuff anyways. If someone stole the image and claim as their own, they would receive the same, "no" as I got

I wish there was a community artwork channel. I tried to use #bb-screenshots when I made the knife, but my post got deleted for some reason

[ember spade]

Thats why im gonna make a tatical slingshot. It makes more sense in the context compared to the bow

[tribal siren]

joink

[drowsy monolith]

Giga brain. That's funny asf

[tribal siren]

I just do it with the squad with the most points, so they dont get inconvenienced

[drowsy monolith]

I'ma use tf out of that to build. Literally no one builds

[tribal siren]

doing it to a squad with less than 400 points is a dick move, since you will stop them from building a rally or ordering their own ammo

[vital prism]

Test these in the shooting range at 0.1x speed and 10x time to kill and a stopwatch, works?!!?!? But must be right next to dummy and shoot in torso, but on distance its the same but delayed + some damage dropoff so actually it’s not the same So basically, its useless data

[weak osprey]

Ok thanks for the necro and useless convo

[vital prism]

Get help

[undone hemlock]

What does that mean? The graph accounts for bullet velocity and damage drop off.

The data isn’t that useful I agree, but it’s accurate in the specific scenario

[weak osprey]

They don't even know I already discredited this screenshot myself

[vital prism]

I didn't write any of that in the code block, I cant find a graph on the website actually, I thought it was from the same guy.

[undone hemlock]

Ok

[rain delta]

I will just leave it here

[hushed ice]

what

[fickle crane]

Imagine battlebit soon have mods / different time of war. Hoping vietnam war if so,

[shrewd meteor]

The big dong in the sky

[ember spade]

@flat oar Segura que o filho é teu

[steel prawn]

devs need to stop everything else theyre doing and get on this

[ember spade]

All props to @flat oar for suggesting this

[ember spade]

I made some more concepts if you roll the chat up a bit @steel prawn

I mean, most look trash, 'cuz it's just a rough sketch after all xD

[steel prawn]

Im scrolling through them theyre lit

I want the axe, let me do weirdo fireman cosplay over VOIP 🤣

[cunning dagger]

oh god

[steel prawn]

Im not gonna ping the devs but...pass this one along 🤣 its urgent we need the slingshot

[ember spade]

Nah, they don't want to turn the game into a meme. I'm just making it for fun, 'cuz the guy suggested it

[cunning dagger]

agreed

[steel prawn]

im mostly joking too lol but thats lit good work, I love the idea of a fucking sling shot with an 8x scope 🤣

[ember spade]

The game is supposed to be serious hardcore gameplay. Some people don't get it 'cuz of the graphics, but look at the m4

[cunning dagger]

it's perfect

[ember spade]

ikr???

😩 👌

[steel prawn]

if the community servers allow in-depth modding that could add custom weapons/etc (idk how feasible that is or if its even a plan or etc) one better include that damn slingshot 🤣

[cunning dagger]

I've been playing this since 2017 and the way we are going at the middle of being goofy and serious is spot on in my opinion

[ember spade]

The first think I would do is a trigger using the 👌

[steel prawn]

its a nice balance tbh

[cunning dagger]

yep

[steel prawn]

LMAO pleaseeeeee

[ember spade]

if you got suggestions, I'm looking for some more

[steel prawn]

gunblade

[ember spade]

a guy suggested a frying pan

[ember spade]

"gunblade" LOL
final fantasy nostalgia hits hard

[steel prawn]

feeling called out (but Ill also take a buster sword 😅 )

do you post these to the subreddit as well?

[ember spade]

You know? I'm gonna make a nerf. People have been asking for it like crazy
Since we don't have any shotguns, I'm gonna do it

[steel prawn]

this is the iconic nerf gun IMO, the nerf maverick, but nerf shotgun also lit

also, a Super Soaker would be hilarious @ember spade

[ember spade]

Make a chat for community art, pretty please 🥺

[steel prawn]

and can double as a flame thrower

[ember spade]

Wow flame thrower sounds pretty cool actually

[steel prawn]

unironically would be v cool

[ember spade]

I mean, with an option to toggle it on/off, I don't see any harm
Don't know the technical implications why this would not be a viable idea, 'cuz my unity knowledge is minimal, but I don't think particles would make a huge impact

Hmm interesting

they could use a "plane" mesh instead

[opaque ingot]

the black line pls

[steel prawn]

would be cool if they implemented this & it didnt blood particle when you hit armor

[ember spade]

The devs gonna hate me for this: "yes" or "sure"?

[steel prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/you-know-what-to-do-go-do-it-adolphus-murtry-chandra-wei-the-expanse-gif-19023930

[steel prawn]

JFC

hire this man, devs 🤣 thats beautiful, great work

[ember spade]

what now?

[flat oar]

what can I say? I'm speechless

[fickle crane]

battlebit with steam workshop gonna be crazy

[real ice]

@weak osprey the numbers aren’t mathing out properly - MP7 shoots every .063 seconds so the ttk is .189 (you don’t count the first bullet)

vector shoots every .05 secs so the ttk is .2

you need to drop the first bullet from the calculation

[ember spade]

If I had the soldier model, I'd make a armor made using pans

[real ice]

pan exo armor would go crazy

[weak osprey]

I don't count the first bullet otherwise the vector would be .25

[steel prawn]

here are some ideas:

-Tactical unicycle

-super soaker/flame thrower

-helmet w/ spots for beers & straws

-gun that shoots "BANG" flag

[fickle crane]

i wanna be a vietkong and hide in the trees

[real ice]

what number are you using for no armor? i’m going off 100 hp so the mp7 only needs 3 follow up shots

[weak osprey]

But you are right it's going wrong somewhere then

[ember spade]

It would be cool to have a helmet skin with a big target on it

[real ice]

hm idk what’s up w that i can’t figure out where that number is coming from

[weak osprey]

Ah it's because it's a round number, sec

[weak osprey]

vector still takes W except for 1 situation

[ember spade]

I was thinking of something similar to Unturned. Another unity based game https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1PGEW5-dG_M
Check out the blood particles. For point-blank shots it could be reduced

and for fire particles they use a pixelated plane gif

[weak osprey]

Also no one gonna notice 11 MS X)X)X)

[narrow dune]

https://youtu.be/ZTV5hUhsU6c

[fickle crane]

shid is laggy af tho, for potato PC will have around 15 fps

[ember spade]

Think it depends on the number of born particles and the life time

[fickle crane]

well if bunch of ppl die at same time, and lot of bloods. It will have fps drop definetly

[ember spade]

it could be local too, and you can limit the amount of particles

[fickle crane]

tho blood makes the game more intense

[ember spade]

intense = "violent"?

[fickle crane]

basically but dont mind, i love it

i rly love unturned mods, used to play the warfare mod like ww2 or nam. So yea, mods in battlebits is a huge oppurtunity

[void quiver]

i dont care for blodo

[weak osprey]

Wait now actually, with fixed calcs the vector is the 10th lowest ttk, why are people complaining so much lmao