off-topic

[scarlet viper]

most guns kill so fast (speaking at close range, good/perfect aim) that you dont really have time to react to them, positioning and gamesense go a long way no matter the weapon of your choice, the people scared of shotguns are scared of being punished even harder for bad positioning, i personally dont care whether or not they get added

[opaque ingot]

Shotguns should totally be a thing, Battlefield 4 managed to do them pretty well. Just don't add automatic shotguns, or if so, make them kick like a mule... Set the pump action slightly longer than someone can unload a clip into you, and make them cumbersome so people don't zip around with no armor on. They're completely workable into the game.

Guys this should be a new aiming option like mw2 or zero hour

[opaque ingot]

😮 A "Cantered blank sight"

yesss just the laser 😄

Should totally be an option below None on the cantered sights 😄

"Tacticool mode"

Almost forgot to disconnect from the game again... I feel like a dick finding out I've been sitting in games for 4 hours doing nothing 🤣

[onyx mist]

600x480???

[opaque ingot]

i just used the snip tool thats not real rez

[verbal halo]

Hello offtopic

[ashen egret]

I can't overstate how much an M4/M1014 beats up your shoulder when running it as fast as possible.
t.

[opaque ingot]

My dad had a semi auto shogun at one point, firing 4 birdshot in quick succession was painful 🤣 Were heavily restricted on magazine size here in the UK.

Even my side by side firing both barrels at once was like being punched in the shoulder.

Couldn't imagine how firing slugs rapidly would feel... 🤔

[ashen egret]

It's not fun, I ripped the limbsaver I put on it doing that.

[opaque ingot]

Seeing videos of AA12 with drum magazines loaded with 00 being used automatic, it just wants to aim at the sky 🤣

[opaque ingot]

Yeah fuck that.

[ashen egret]

I'd imagine an M2 or a fixed stock one would shoot nicer since they've got the progressive comfort stocks

but the skelly one's got just a little rubber pad. You can shoot #4 buck all day though which is my all purpose load.

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524033590107832321/1116939808997122149/silly_1_1.mov

[opaque ingot]

I've not fired a shotgun in years 😢 It's like £1 per shot and going to shoot at clay pigeon at the local range is like £60 for 50 clays.

So like, £120 for a couple hours shooting.

Not to mention, I'm not allowed to use a gun without supervision from someone with a firearms certificate after I punched a cop. (They grabbed me by the throat, was instinctual to punch him)

Most expensive punch I ever threw... cost me £1200 😮‍💨

Shit, you're looking at almost £2 per shot through a .243 rifle.

[wide iris]

Do they require cops to you body cams across the pond?

[opaque ingot]

Most cops have bodycams now yeah. Same with Tasers, most cops have them too.

https://tenor.com/view/im-ready-baton-asp-rosa-diaz-b99-gif-11848606

And those retractable batons funking hurt.

The riot batons they got are even more painful, it's like a slimmed down funking baseball bat.

Seen a couple people get KOd by them 😢👮

Like 2-3mm thick steel, 2.5ft in length is a brutal tool.

Pretty bad when they do this and charge you hitting around randomly.

Usually they got you boxed in too, and you have no where to go 😐

[verbal halo]

I am so in

[opaque ingot]

Does anyone play EFT? If so, is it any better than 6 months ago?

I was just reminded about that shitty game.

It always ran like shit for me, and was plagued with hackers.

Ran like shit for no reason, just stutters constantly whenever grenades went off in the distance as the servers shit themselves trying to compute the fragmentation.

[ember pewter]

I should buy Duckie Stimulator on Steam.

[opaque ingot]

Probably better than Tarkov.

[nova hearth]

You probably should, it sounds nice

[opaque ingot]

@drowsy monolith You gave me cravings for Korean...

[wet tundra]

Diablo as a series is just a whole lot of fun

[drowsy monolith]

I'm here for you bro

[opaque ingot]

I am literally sweating... Sweet and Sour spicy sauce is soooo good.

[ashen egret]

I have a 6.5 cm, I feel your pain

[opaque ingot]

Muh father feels the pain 😏 I only get to touch that rifle once in a blue moon... He took to reloading all his own cartridges because of the cost.

[white oak]

dayum

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964221305429823569/1127219597356056686/salt_2e0e7.mov

[opaque wraith]

https://twitter.com/PoisonOutPlant/status/1679237403934859264?s=20

poison🪁 (@PoisonOutPlant)

There should be a patch to every single game where if they detect you are playing like this your computer blows up killing you instantly

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[vocal idol]

LOL

[crimson shell]

of course uses the vector

[rocky siren]

Vector users playing like that i like to call vectards

[crimson shell]

omg im so good at the game

uses vector

[onyx mist]

Vector users are fatherless

[balmy crypt]

Preemptive 60%

[opaque ingot]

Very short howto on using Ravenfield to practice being a Heli Pilot.

• First begin by grabbing the free Ravenfield beta 5 demo off of itchio.
• Second, match settings. Set Bots to 0, and then click Dustbowl to start the match. (You CAN use island but dustbowl's better for practice)
• Third, open settings and set heli controls to Mouse Roll, then hit SAVE & APPLY. I forget if heli pitch is inverted in battlebit, but that's in here as a tickbox too.
• Finally, enter the Helicopter. (F) You should have spawned next to one.

Have fun :)

• Any time you crash, just quit to menu, set bots to 0 and load back in again.
• As you get better at flying, consider allowing some bots to spawn. Slide the Bot Team Balance slider all the way to the right so that all bots are enemies. If you don't do this, you may be competing with blue bots to get in the helicopter.

[narrow dune]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sFODclG8mBY&feature=share9

Everytime a car pile up happens at the beginning of the match, initial d comes to mind. Here's a tune for ya yo bump at the start!

[fluid axle]

look at how skinny and bony and weak looking that hand is

this man hasn't seen the inside of a gym since the 6th grade, the only reason he isnt fat is because he takes legal meth(Adderall)

[verbal halo]

Yup

[opaque ingot]

When the going gets tough, the tough gets going....

These things scare me too much to use them for fun though 😐

It's like... The best upper ever.

Just 3mg of Adrenaline, but holy fuck 😐

[vocal idol]

sounds fun, i bet you could smuggle drugs with those

we really need a trollface emoji

[opaque ingot]

You probably could put liquid ketamine in them instead of adrenaline and go across borders, yeah.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/lawyer-saul-goodman3d-meme-gif-25568446

[opaque ingot]

Wouldn't wanna get caught doing that in some of the places I visited though, and I needed that shit incase I ate something fucky.

[vocal idol]

fair

[opaque ingot]

Fuck me, those two autoinjectors filled with LSD would be worth a lot of money 😐 You're giving me stupid fucking ideas here.

[vocal idol]

not stupid, just do it

have you ever heard of space station 14? or 13?

[opaque ingot]

Yes.

[vocal idol]

yes, that is my go to move

[opaque ingot]

I was well into SS13.

[vocal idol]

medipens filled with whatever narcotics i am making instead of treating the salv idiots

[opaque ingot]

Infact, I was a CPT on Colonial Marines.

Whitelisted....

[vocal idol]

i am into 14, 13 has way to much input lag

[opaque ingot]

Until I got banned for Metaba'ing some shitter in the head.

[vocal idol]

ah, oof

[opaque ingot]

Yeah, the Captains Metaba in SS13 is a 1 shot kill on human mobs.

I actually was a dev for some SS13 servers too 😉

[vocal idol]

i see, i don't know that we even have that in 14

[opaque ingot]

Leibensraum, and Bad Deathclaw...

[vocal idol]

nice, i am only whitelisted on 1 server and im pretty sure i am on thin ice

[vocal idol]

for this reason

actually, one of the admins is just a dick

[opaque ingot]

Yeah, er- The server I used to be a Dev on, your character could kidnap others and rape them, that was alright....

Even going as far as chopping all their limbs off, or forcefully giving them sex changes.

[vocal idol]

yeah, we don't even have nukies on parkstation, much less all of that.. stuff

[opaque ingot]

Pretty crazy to watch what people did 😐

People ERP'ing as twin sisters was weird to see.

[vocal idol]

i have every intent of staying away from erp servers

[opaque ingot]

Some people managed to roleplay Stockholm syndrome pretty realistically 😐

[vocal idol]

wow, we had a HOS roleplay ptsd pretty realistically (they gave me, the hop who was openly making meth, the nuke disk, i traded it to a salv guy for a bluespace beaker)

cause he tried to nuke the station, so i got given the nuke disk

[opaque ingot]

Now as an admin of that kinda game I'd be asking you "Why is the HOP making meth" 🤣

What qualifications does the HOP have to make meth, and are they powergaming...

[vocal idol]

see, i was doing my job, not distributing it, and roleplaying well, i just like to rp my characters as having drug addictions, the admin that is kind of an ass got on halfway through the round (game mode was extended so there were no threats) and procceded to get overly angry and handled it very poorly considering i am very good at remaining calm and following instruction

[opaque ingot]

See, that would be a decent enough back story for me to say 'alright continue' in the server I admin'd... You can't even begin to imagine the things I read, and the situations I had to deal with between players

[vocal idol]

yeah, i couldn't imagine being an admin for that game

also, i would help people get away with the stupidest shit

[opaque ingot]

Like, some people casually ERP'ing away from society and then all of a sudden some bloke in a trench coat, with a shotgun loaded with Rubber Slugs (1 hit KO) comes along, drops a "Now what's going on here?!" and then KO's both the ERP'ers and handcuffs them... All of a sudden I hear BWOINK, BWOINK, BWOINK and read what's being thrown at me like 🤔 Alright so, someone's pissed off.

Bwoink is the noise you get when an Admin messages you, or you get a report the other way.

[vocal idol]

oh yeah, i ended that round by holding interviews to see who would replace me as hop, i wound up hiring @empty cove (the salv guy i gave the nuke disk to earlier that game) because he passed the test of me asking "are you a terrorist" and then i cryod

[opaque ingot]

I then had to figure out if this person metagamed the location of this pair of degenerates, and then had to go through escalation rules to deal with them 🤣

[vocal idol]

i am very familier with the bwoink

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/every60seconds-in-africa-meme-africa-big-man-tyrone-gif-18108927

[vocal idol]

woah

crazy

[opaque ingot]

We need to raise an army, for Kekistan.

One minute is too short.

every 60 seconds, should be 2 minutes.

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-cute-animal-walking-walk-gif-16740874

[vocal idol]

this sounds rough though, i really just couldn't handle it

[vocal idol]

agreed

[opaque ingot]

I had a breakdown... Got banned as an admin, was easier then.

[vocal idol]

makes sense

[opaque ingot]

After 2 years, I just wanted to make sprites, but they needed moderators, and then I got bumped to admin because I could code and fix shit.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/pitbull-cod-zombies-bo2zombies-black-ops-zombies-black-ops2zombies-gif-24753957

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/pitbull-mr-305-gif-25500152

[vocal idol]

wow

[opaque ingot]

Pitbull like Kodak, tonka truck, de dump de dump a rump de domp.

[empty cove]

no one knek i had the disk and no one will every know i had the disk

[vocal idol]

this is true, no one needs to know

after all, you are already shadowbanned from med

[opaque ingot]

Did you use the disk?

[vocal idol]

no

that would have been a ban

[opaque ingot]

Ah.... Did this server have an AI?

[vocal idol]

not on, it is a very lowpop server

[opaque ingot]

😐 Using the Nuke Disk isn't a ban...

[vocal idol]

it is on that server

they are very small and relaxed there

[opaque ingot]

That's a fucking lame server, the whole reason the nuke disk exists is to blow the fucking station up.

You need to do shenanigans on higer pop places... Baystation is a bitch for shenanigans because it's HRP.

That's 1337 levels of shenanigans.

[vocal idol]

agreed, the syndies are allowed to use it under the right circumstances, but that server is primarily focused on doing stupid shit and having the botany grow screaming weed for no reason

[opaque ingot]

My favourite thing to do is play A.I, and be like HAL2000.

"I'm sorry.... I cannot open this door for you."

"Please show your credentials to the nearest camera for verification."

[vocal idol]

the one time i played AI, someone told me to let the xeno queen out of viro, so i did

they got mauled, hos killed it then yelled at me

[opaque ingot]

OOof, that's a breach of your rules 🤣

[vocal idol]

i was being a naive AI, i thought it was a friend, everyone agreed it was a nice change of pace

[opaque ingot]

But, that causes harm... 😮

No harm to crew or vessel 😮

[vocal idol]

the person that got mauled proceeded to (after being cloned) make friends with and bring sacrifices to the spider living in maints

[opaque ingot]

Oh cloning and Genetics are fucking amazing in SS13.

[vocal idol]

but i didn't know it would cause harm insert troll face emoji here

yeah, we also don't have surgery yet, but i need to sleep

[opaque ingot]

Surgery... Put a word triggered grenade in someones chest 😉

[vocal idol]

said someone...

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-sam-mgr-metal-gear-rising-sam-mgr-n-word-metal-gear-rising-n-word-gif-25480856

[opaque ingot]

You need a universal recorder, a grenade, and a screwdriver.

Then, some glass, wire, a lighter and er 🤔 yeah...

You can ghetto that shit into someone.

[vocal idol]

yeah, im gonna start an organ farm and a living bomb farm when it gets added

but for now, sleep, goodnight chat

[opaque ingot]

Peas and carrots ❤️

Shit, now I wanna play SS13.

[modern hearth]

1

[lost echo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524033590107832321/1008928765411328150/my_honest_reaction.gif

[opaque ingot]

Bro, I wanna know your workout routine to get that neck girth.

That necks literally bigger than the cranium, I wanna get that look.

[lost echo]

real guy btw

[opaque ingot]

Necks bigger than the shoulders bro.

[opaque ingot]

I know 🤣 How the fuck...

https://tenor.com/view/bodybuilder-bodybuilding-muscles-gains-swole-gif-4750030

I thought Arnie was a don.

That neck could bust arnie in two.

[lost echo]

injected steroids in the neck and they didnt bother leaving the neck and boom wide neck

[opaque ingot]

That neck is bigger than arnies Biceps 😐

Arnie is a good bloke, his story is great.

[opaque ingot]

Probably better than the last one 🤣

[lost echo]

a remake disney wont make is tarzan

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-hello-johnny-depp-willie-wonka-gif-11954759

Literally... Like, Tim Burton vibes as Wonka just didn't work.

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-willy-wonka-rolling-gif-25064583

There's only ever been one Wonka. Gene Wilder.

https://tenor.com/view/violet-willy-wonka-oompa-loompa-gif-15781447

Like... The OG oompa loompa...

https://tenor.com/view/umpa-lumpa-oompa-loompa-gif-11791416

Compared to that CGI shit?

Nah fam...

Those modern loompa's need shanked bruh.

They're in the wrong postcode.

[zealous bane]

I liked the movie about Willy Wonka ..

[opaque ingot]

The one with Gene Wilder, or Johnny Depp?

Both actors are great but... Yeah.,

Production quality is what it boiled down to, and acting from the secondary cast was poor in the Depp one.

[zealous bane]

johnny depp

[opaque ingot]

It was okay but seriously, wasn't as great as the original.

The CGI really ruined it,

It was clearly all shitty CGI in a lot of parts... The OG film was all sets and they didn't have CGI so it was quite believeable looking.

Willy Winka and the Chocolate Factory is a Roald Dahl book originally, he's a national literatury treasure.

[modest jungle]

Man I miss Gene Wilder

You know what movie had really good CGI and Johnny Depp?

https://tenor.com/view/davy-jones-gif-20275144

[weak osprey]

https://youtu.be/H9hgmOLV5mA

[rapid forge]

shit so fucking bad i don't even know what i made

[oak berry]

say it

[near kayak]

got quite a few spare pfps/logos that im not using so figured id post them so they dont go to waste, anyones welcome to use them. Can only post one every now and then otherwise the bot gets unhappy 😄

[iron prawn]

this game is so boring

pure shit

[rapid forge]

did you even play it

[last smelt]

commissioned a japanese artist and I feel like I just commited daylight robbery

got my money's worth and then some jfc

bnuy

[rocky siren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/779858818800681000/1124730302154162297/caption.gif

[steel prawn]

@thorn kraken

this is the drink 🤣 it kind of tastes like what I'd imagine Pine-Sol-as-a-soda would taste like lol

[ember pewter]

I'm still rewatching Starfield Direct. I'm still waiting for the game to come out. What have I done to myself?!

[normal jackal]

[vocal idol]

LOL, so true

Or, when you run through a hailstorm of bullets to get to someone and they proceed to hold space as soon as you reach them

[opaque ingot]

Or when you revive someone, and they run off before you even get chance to give them heals, then you watch as 1000's of rounds enter the hole they jump out of.

[wide iris]

Is that an actual thing on one of the maps

[soft pollen]

is modding like this documented anywhere?

[rapid forge]

rip

[spark badge]

I think its pickaxe skin

[soft pollen]

vanilla?

[gleaming oxide]

[soft pollen]

ah its a vip only skin, ic now

[spark badge]

Yea

[honest glade]

h

[dapper vigil]

any 4.20 k/d chads here?

[wide iris]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-американскийпсихопат-кристианбейл-american-psychopath-christian-bale-gif-17867735

Now let’s see your KPM.

[dapper vigil]

the truth comes out

[wide iris]

I don’t know how good that is

Also ew SMG

[dapper vigil]

kpm is a little above average. but im a tank main.

[wide iris]

Ohhhh. Based.

[dapper vigil]

if i only used guns, i'd proably have like 1.5 - 2.0 k/d

but i might have higher kpm. idk

[south vortex]

https://tenor.com/view/off-topic-gif-23641567

[opaque ingot]

||Never gonna give you up ||
||never gonna let you down||
||Never gonna run around and Desert you ||
||Never gonna make you cry ||
||NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE||
||Never gonna tell a lie desert you||
||Congratulations for getting Rickrolled here is your 1000$ 💰💰💰||

[south vortex]

did you type all that

[opaque ingot]

Yes

[south vortex]

impressive

[opaque ingot]

Thx

[tacit mantle]

*or

[opaque ingot]

guys I just died in battle bit remastered anyway thats getting patched next update I was just trying to build

[fluid axle]

i clicked the last message first, cant get me

[opaque ingot]

😳

[wild plover]

What 40k armies yall got?

[indigo quartz]

Saw that guy play battle bit and moving like quake/titanfall2
Post the vid on twitter

Using kriss vector , yea i see the problem now

[zealous bane]

clowns/death

[rocky siren]

my ass in KD debt

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408071248426434560/1125993272104452168/7rjnvo.jpg

[gentle jolt]

i saw some that i could join 256v256

player count is double

[dense star]

Guys is there any way to change my sensitivity only in vehicle?

[gentle jolt]

mouse? yeah

[dense star]

Yeah

[gentle jolt]

i think i saw some settings in one of the 2 control menus

[dense star]

Two control menus?

[gentle jolt]

oh no seperate from vehicle indeed

yeah both of these should be combined in 1 menu

[dense star]

Wait gonna tru

[gentle jolt]

i think vehicles use same settings as sight

[dense star]

But i cant change the sensitivity

Yup thats f

[balmy crypt]

Ouch

[drowsy mantle]

…..

[cinder abyss]

bro this chat more about battlebit than the battlebit chat wtf XD

[onyx mist]

Based

[supple wadi]

o dam

[pulsar horizon]

because yeah, always get alpha'd of the field.

[onyx mist]

Useless snipers

[pulsar horizon]

talking mad shit for someone in sniping distance

[onyx mist]

sorry I'm an lav main what did you say

[pulsar horizon]

that's fine, i'll drop a C4 drone on you

[onyx mist]

Just kidding. I can't handle 1st pov on these games in vehicles.

And tank turret is too damn slow. I don't see options to change it plus no flir

[vocal idol]

i am a suicide c4 main

[onyx mist]

Me waiting for the ucav

[balmy crypt]

All I can say is that it has gone full circle. G-Mod YT💩’s have returned

[verbal halo]

Hi guys

Keep talking in here we need more ppl

[topaz tangle]

battlebit in offtopic

horrendus

[onyx mist]

Vector nerfs when

[verbal halo]

Guys what up

[round steppe]

who up wonkin they willy?

[onyx mist]

Me. I'm in the sleeper rn

[topaz tangle]

i have a list of pedos on this server and will release it in 5 years

[onyx mist]

https://tenor.com/view/twistedgrim-cat-name-gif-24046824

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/get-rotated-get-rotated-idiot-rotate-rotation-shark-gif-24511062

[quick ibex]

better chat!

[round steppe]

idiot

[verbal halo]

Keep posting funny stuff guys

[quick ibex]

How did you get Tier 1 member?

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/bbr-battlebit-remastered-bike-barrel-roll-bbr-bike-barrel-roll-battlebit-barrel-roll-gif-21144463

[verbal halo]

Put [#off-topic WARRIOR] in your name to spread our message

[round steppe]

I've got a tier 1 member 😉

[quick ibex]

I cant change nickname either.

[round steppe]

yeah I think you have to be at least tier 1 for that

[opaque ingot]

Oh cmon

[opaque ingot]

Free food

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-remilia-scarlet-scarletfumo-a-little-bit-of-trolling-gif-21058860

[verbal halo]

Keep it alive

We must keep it alive

[topaz tangle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1008869347206373399/1093998873200042024/FF7807CA-C1F7-463F-8D1D-CD7E05BFEC9E.gif

[opaque ingot]

[topaz tangle]

i love kissing men

[verbal halo]

Me too

[opaque ingot]

🙏

[topaz tangle]

me irl

all the single furries

all the single furries

[opaque ingot]

Glock 17 brrrt

[opaque ingot]

Battlebit revives system be like:

[topaz tangle]

bro is unhinged

[onyx mist]

I have worse

[topaz tangle]

yeah we know

[opaque ingot]

Ikr

[topaz tangle]

i wanna kiss you

[rocky siren]

Why use a Glock? How about a USP chambered in 40 S&W that is standard issue for FFDO airline pilots who carry guns to work to kill any would be hijackers?

[topaz tangle]

pause

[opaque ingot]

CORALLLLLLLL!!!!!

[rocky siren]

Also this chat is speedrunning getting shut down by mods

[topaz tangle]

fr

[onyx mist]

Bruh I'm in a no 4g area omggg

[topaz tangle]

Gray is the imposter

vote gray out

[onyx mist]

The madlad

[rocky siren]

Gray and lukja fighting over who can get muted faster

[vague valve]

Hey anyone try battlebit on the new asus ally?

[onyx mist]

🙂

[opaque ingot]

FULL MARIO MOVIE LMAOOOO

[topaz tangle]

let me help with that process <@&1124297323237884005>

[onyx mist]

I thought this was the meme channel

[opaque ingot]

Idk man they dont allow me to post government documents here also

[onyx mist]

QUICK DWLETE THEM ALL

[rocky siren]

It’s been an honor adding memes to this chat with you guys

[opaque ingot]

Mod got ping

[rocky siren]

At least my memes don’t warrant a mute unlike gray

[opaque ingot]

💀

[topaz tangle]

fr

[verbal halo]

It’s working

[opaque ingot]

I dare you to cause drama

[verbal halo]

Don’t post this stuff mods will ban u

[opaque ingot]

nah we have one at home

[topaz tangle]

slowest mod response ever, to be fair its like the middle of the night

[rocky siren]

Battlebit*

[opaque ingot]

Nah thats wild

😭 ikr

[round steppe]

💀

[verbal halo]

He got banned

[opaque ingot]

HE GOT BANNED?!?!?

[quick ibex]

I should sleep but too busy thinking about boys

[opaque ingot]

LMAOOO

[quick ibex]

Who did?

[topaz tangle]

me too bud

[opaque ingot]

The gray person

[round steppe]

yuh, he got banned

[opaque ingot]

Wut

@autumn umbra come back

[rocky siren]

No they just deleted his messages and muted him

[onyx mist]

Awww

[round steppe]

nah, he got banned

[opaque ingot]

F

[onyx mist]

LET ME IN THR MIDDLE

[rocky siren]

It doesn’t show the battlebit discord as a mutual server, just the satisfactory discord

[rocky siren]

Yeah he got banned

[verbal halo]

He dead

[opaque ingot]

Rip free speach

[onyx mist]

muh freeze peach

[verbal halo]

We r doing good boys we r more active than #battlebit-eng

[quick ibex]

Wait when did Offtopic become a cult?!

[onyx mist]

Here's the weenie

[topaz tangle]

just now

[verbal halo]

Since I took charge

[opaque ingot]

Mf when they realize free speech does not equal free of consequence:

[rocky siren]

We aren’t visible to most people

This channel is semi hidden

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/surprised-pikachu-surprised-pikachu-face-face-gif-15329743

[verbal halo]

That’s y imma post this

[onyx mist]

Bro has a riot account too

[quick ibex]

Damn, I just blindly followed @verbal halo and somehow joined a cult. Story of my life lmao.

[verbal halo]

Do you often find yourself going off topic in this chat? Annoyed that the mods won’t let us have civil offtopic discussion?

Welcome to #off-topic …

In #off-topic , we regularly have conversations that are not seemed appropriate for this chat, and we have a great experience!

Reasons to go to #off-topic include:
-Image and video perms
-No slow mode
-No children begging for the game or asking stupid questions
-No arguments about the game that nobody cares about to begin with!
-NO WOKE SJW 1984 JANNIES

Just pure, unadulterated off topic discussion

Consider becoming a regular in #off-topic today!

[round steppe]

3rd time this week, I feel you dawg

[verbal halo]

Perfect to get ppl to actually find this chat!

[onyx mist]

"No slow mode"
My brother there is literally a 5 second slow mode

[quick ibex]

I think this should be a default open chat that is easy to locate. I had no clue it existed until a mod said it did.

[rocky siren]

Better than 15/30 seconds

[onyx mist]

Thats true

[rocky siren]

Gray sent me his ban message

[round steppe]

He flew too close to the sun

[onyx mist]

I'd appeal tbh

[quick ibex]

Dang, sad to see em go.

[round steppe]

ooooof, we have a 15 second slowmode now in here too....

[onyx mist]

I didnt even see any homophobic memes

[quick ibex]

Since I am gay, can I give gray a homophobic pass lmao

[round steppe]

can't have shit in detroit smh

[topaz tangle]

nah

[void quiver]

you can kindly exit the room

[onyx mist]

Oh I didn't see that one at all lmao

[opaque ingot]

OH CMON

Can't even say what they posted

[quick ibex]

LMFAO they deleted your message. That meme was funny though.

[onyx mist]

tbh I was just asking a question 🤓

[opaque ingot]

Bro got yeeted

[topaz tangle]

all in a days work

[onyx mist]

Bro probably has a Twitter checkmark

[opaque ingot]

Battlebit one day

[topaz tangle]

ew no

[rocky siren]

Why do all the mods on this server seem to have all discord badges in existence?

[topaz tangle]

cuz they are too skilled for your simple brain (sorry)

[round steppe]

built different (chronically online)

[quick ibex]

OMG Adorable!!!

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/eepy-and-why-he-eepy-laughing-crying-emoji-animals-with-captions-cat-meme-gif-25115470

[topaz tangle]

thats a dog

[quick ibex]

Bro needs his coffee, leave em be!

[jaunty jewel]

Imma just shit post all my game opinions here

[round steppe]

bros eepy as a mf'er

[verbal halo]

The gold bug hunter badge is held by only 50 ppl globally

[opaque ingot]

How do you even use grammer properly 😭

[jaunty jewel]

Alcohol helps

[jaunty jewel]

Dude has a point

[topaz tangle]

how to get an infection 101

[opaque ingot]

Also we need a battlebit version of this

[wide iris]

https://tenor.com/view/medals-boss-serious-heres-my-cape-ready-gif-13584973

[jaunty jewel]

Cringe tik tok

[topaz tangle]

ur mom

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328357

[jaunty jewel]

Is a lovely lady, yes

[onyx mist]

Now does anyone even watch webms

[opaque ingot]

Ios doesnt support it

[onyx mist]

android #1

[round steppe]

outta. pocket. bbr.

[opaque ingot]

[topaz tangle]

ios is cringe

[onyx mist]

I'd post one but frog might call the mod on me like a weenie

[opaque ingot]

Bruh i like it ios

[topaz tangle]

you are stupid

[vocal idol]

can someone dm me the meme, i love offensive stuff

[onyx mist]

😔

[opaque ingot]

I used androids
Not my cup of coffee

[vocal idol]

also, i have joined the cult

[onyx mist]

I can send you a cool one but it's webm

[topaz tangle]

i think the frase is cup of tea but fair, you go sis

[quick ibex]

How did you change your nickname?

[vocal idol]

webm?

[onyx mist]

Are you on ios..

[rocky siren]

bro its comical how fast i get killed after he calls out my location

[opaque ingot]

I dont use my phone much other then scrolling through social media

[onyx mist]

Hacks

[vocal idol]

by going to settings in discord and changing my display name

[quick ibex]

oh lmao, I aint doing that. I wanted a nickname only for this server.

[vocal idol]

fuck no, apple sucks

[topaz tangle]

were you getting yelled at to go to the bathroom?

[onyx mist]

Lemme send you one real quick

[opaque ingot]

Plus i need battery life to be long for the whole day soo
Ios is reliable got me

[rocky siren]

No that’s another guy

[opaque ingot]

But i will never buy a mac book 💀

[rocky siren]

Look at the bottom left, shows exactly who it was

[topaz tangle]

ah ok

[round steppe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Yd-aa1zlJM

[verbal halo]

Nah apple is good

[onyx mist]

Go to the bathroom NOW

[round steppe]

can't

[opaque ingot]

Mac book suck for the most part
I prefer windows

[rocky siren]

Only in battlebit

[round steppe]

too loaded down right now

heh heh

[opaque ingot]

Thing is people say its great for school and working situation
Soo meh

[quick ibex]

I prefer doors, they are easier to enter and exit through than windows.

[opaque ingot]

Gex

[topaz tangle]

i play genshin it is better then all games ever made

[opaque ingot]

Bro a ticking time bomb

[quick ibex]

lmao

[onyx mist]

Is it cute and funny

[topaz tangle]

i only play it for the hot men

[rocky siren]

This has happened to us all

[opaque ingot]

Approve

[round steppe]

now that's just how you're supposed to play the game, dunno what to tell ya

[topaz tangle]

UwU

[opaque ingot]

Maow

[quick ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/boykisser-boykisser-meme-gif-gif-27524383

[vocal idol]

LOL

[round steppe]

look man it's not an addiction, it's a dependancy maaaan

[opaque ingot]

both of them reek badly

[topaz tangle]

yuh

[quick ibex]

:3

[opaque ingot]

True

[topaz tangle]

:3

[vocal idol]

i can't believe i am the only one willing to change my display name for this cult @verbal halo

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/willy-wonka-gene-wilder-condescending-condescendingwonka-gif-3426717

[vocal idol]

we appreciate your sacrifice cult leader

[onyx mist]

Dang that was quick

[rocky siren]

I saw that

[round steppe]

clapped

[vocal idol]

that was really fast

[verbal halo]

Fr bro it’s cuz we can’t change server nickname

[onyx mist]

I guess 4chan text isn't allowed :^)

[verbal halo]

As long as it follows the rules of the server

[jaunty jewel]

Ngl if I could change my nickname, I'd do it so much for memes

[vocal idol]

yeah, true, @empty cove i notice you haven't changed yours🧐 i will go get the wasp from the kitchen

[quick ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-kisser-gif-27701492

[empty cove]

you wont

[rocky siren]

“I just shitted my Israeli standard issue diaper” -Fidel cashflow on battlebit 2023

[vocal idol]

you are right, but i will throat punch you when you are sleeping tonight

[empty cove]

then i wont sleep

[rocky siren]

Sure, I will sleep with a USP under my pillow then

[vocal idol]

hmmm, we happen not to have one of those, but we do have a very large selection of other firearms

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/america-run-flag-gif-7473005

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[verbal halo]

Keep chatting my babie

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/imagiraffe-giraffe-colorado-skiing-gif-11410161

[verbal halo]

KEEP THE GIF POSTS COMING

[quick ibex]

I must stop chatting, and instead sleep and get that precious 5 hours of sleep I get before waking up for work in the morning

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/schmeckles-rick-and-morty-stair-slug-slippery-stair-25schmeckles-gif-22692427

[verbal halo]

@sand wraith why is it 15 second slow mode wtf

[vocal idol]

that is weird, also, cult related question, have you accepted Gonk as your lord and savior?

[verbal halo]

Baby gronk

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/gonk-trash-sing-guitar-gif-16363587

[round steppe]

cause Gray went hard in the paint and got banned and gave us a 15 second slowmode at the same time 😅

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-for-the-gonk-blast-gun-gif-17518420

[onyx mist]

Gray is too based for us

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-for-the-gonk-blast-gun-gif-17518420

[vocal idol]

indeed

[quartz stirrup]

Can we post videos in here? I can show you guys what real vector brrrrrt sounds like

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/worm-worm-dance-bored-gif-17198823

[empty cove]

i would geuss yes since poeple already did

[round steppe]

@verbal halo did you just get your nickname changed on you too? 😅

[grim gulch]

Lmao, I love this damn game and the people in

[verbal halo]

I changed it back

[vocal idol]

HOW DARE YOU

[round steppe]

phew okay, was about to be shocked if a mod changed it on you

[onyx mist]

Ok now.im gonna go to sleep (paid)

[vocal idol]

i would sacrifice anything for this cult

[onyx mist]

Glowie

[verbal halo]

My babies we must maintain this chat, always advertise #off-topic in #battlebit-eng

The Illuminati mods hide our chat by default so we must enlighten others

[vocal idol]

you changed your name back, you lost rights to the offtopic cult, you are not a true believer

[onyx mist]

@verbal halo

[quartz stirrup]

youre damn right im glowing after hitting 1200 rpm

[verbal halo]

I can change it if I boost the server I think

[vocal idol]

just change your display name, that is what i did

it is worth it, i am completely invested in this cult

[onyx mist]

I have other servers though

[empty cove]

so

[vocal idol]

and? so do i

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-simple-as-that-its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-gif-25871128

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/krill-issue-skill-issue-krill-issue-gif-25572478

[onyx mist]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[onyx mist]

The default alarm

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fly-fly-cat-gif-23967129

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/but-heres-the-kicker-gif-26137308

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/santa-claus-pipe-bomb-heres-a-pipe-bomb-christmas-gift-meme-gif-24076841

[quartz stirrup]

That is not kill, and is actually a Scarlet Skunk cleaner shrimp (Lysmata amboinensis, if you want to get specific).

Fake news

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/live-snake-reaction-live-snake-reaction-mael-radec-gif-25585208

[onyx mist]

Aw it doesn't load the right frame..

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/mgr-sam-mgr-metal-gear-rising-sam-mgr-n-word-metal-gear-rising-n-word-gif-25480856

[quartz stirrup]

Probably one of the
Most important things I ever seen

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/balls-gif-24935982

[onyx mist]

https://tenor.com/view/n-word-gif-22781982

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-geneva-convention-warcrime-war-metal-gear-rising-gif-25207866

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/bdg-unraveled-whoopsie-war-crime-brian-david-gilbert-gif-20373531

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/freedoms-internally-freedom-freedoms-eagle-america-gif-23711012

[onyx mist]

Lemme not doxx myself with that one

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-cornholio-thretening-are-you-threatening-me-gif-13598704

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-meme-gif-23851809

[onyx mist]

And it wasn't the right vid. Smh

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-unusannus-gif-22358896

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-gonna-promise-anything-mikael-temrowski-quinn-xcii-estv-promise-you-nothing-gif-18106668

[empty cove]

i wana do war crime

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/brick-gif-25032219

[quartz stirrup]

The towing capacity on that rig is honeslty pretty impressive

[round steppe]

jump on battlebit and drop 30 claymores in a 10ft radius and just wait for Geneva to show up

[onyx mist]

My buddy sent it like a year ago

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/robert-voisin-drole-cry-creepy-gif-20529271

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/its-as-shrimple-as-that-shrimple-clam-grass-jump-gif-25956447

[vocal idol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1022628031723999302/1069376514979790882/B001C9B3-FAEA-46BC-BD09-D3E2DD9A02B0.gif

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/clam-kerang-binatang-aneh-creature-gif-11594800

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/shark-puppet-baked-beans-beans-eating-hungry-gif-16962563

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-snailtrail-snail-trail-gif-20278574

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/peppa-got-aressted-keaton-peppa-pig-911-emergency-gif-16797840

[onyx mist]

This isn't a meme someone just blew threw a walgreens I was delivering to

[vocal idol]

wow, that is arguably better

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/well-you-can-cram-it-with-walnuts-ugly-insult-screw-you-forget-you-homer-simpson-gif-20635553

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/cant-unsee-how-to-unsee-blind-homer-simpson-simpsons-gif-17613101

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/ror2-watch-yo-tone-watch-your-tone-mf-risk-of-rain2-risk-of-rain-gif-25121396

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/im-watching-watch-you-eyes-on-you-kid-cute-gif-16282723

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/bear-cute-animal-walking-walk-gif-16740874

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/snake-gif-24505083

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-crash-gif-9073361

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-when-the-get-real-there-is-a-pipebomb-in-your-mailbox-meme-gif-20799878

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monke-neuron-activation-neuron-activation-gif-20850506

[round steppe]

Pff, everyone knows American invented pizza, and then proceeded to do their best to fuck it up

[vocal idol]

yeah, by putting pineapple on it

[empty cove]

no

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/get-rotated-get-rotated-idiot-rotate-rotation-shark-gif-24511062

[round steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/get-stickbugged-lol-get-distracted-distracted-stickbug-rickroll-gif-18294537

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/war-gif-22599122

[onyx mist]

Love Hawaiian pizza

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964221305429823569/1127219639148097556/IMG_4080.jpg

[verbal halo]

Hi

[woven pecan]

I have been waiting for this game for a long time with so much excitement and eagerness, I attended every playtest when it was still in development and I vowed to buy it when it was released. I am currently full of debt and without jobs, I just hope that things start to improve so that I can enjoy this gem again...

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-sad-cat-gif-19287788

https://tenor.com/view/beamng-beamng-drive-beamng-bus-beamng-crash-beamng-pessima-gif-25272182

[woven pecan]

it's literally me

[halcyon sail]

o/

[supple wadi]

hmm

[willow sequoia]

Did he just say he is an admin 😄

[sand wraith]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sage shard]

i don't know,but it's so ridiculous

[willow sequoia]

Hahahahah

[sage shard]

We still have a lot of fun clips

When he took off , we were all shocked

[willow sequoia]

@rocky siren You can get 3/4 badges easily on your profile. Just saying 😄

[willow sequoia]

Hacker 😮 🤡

[sage shard]

yes,We have already submitted it

[tribal glade]

@mint imp heres your proof

[tribal glade]

Might have a slight addiction 💪

[opaque wharf]

i deny my m1014 by it's purpose

[onyx mist]

I'm gonna do it

[empty cove]

Do it

[onyx mist]

I hate Maryland

[safe relic]

i wish they add this

[onyx mist]

whaaaaaaaat

[wide iris]

Lmao

[near patio]

uhm

you guys experience this?

[safe relic]

yes

very rare

[onyx mist]

Only once

[urban stag]

@sacred tulip depends on the soup

[opaque ingot]

Lol, this guys aimbot is intense.
http://streamable.com/6p04pp

Didn't even know you could spectate like this until earlier 😄 Can't wait to get more DVR's of these, I might set up a Youtube Channel just to call them all out 😏

[honest salmon]

i wonder how many of them exist

eAsY aNtI cHeAt

[opaque ingot]

I've found 3 really sus people so far in 2 lobbies, but I wanna play the game and not spectate all the time 🤣

[honest salmon]

honestly im just so done with all these lifless people hacking... i come from battlefeild i played mainly BFV and have around 2000 hours in the game and now its full of hackers. i was hoping i play a new game with no hackers and a good anti cheat (as BFV was developed with no anticheat) but i guess that didnt work as well. i guess now everyone just casually hacks.

man this is fucking sad

[opaque ingot]

One of the reasons I'm thinking of reverting back to Xbox, Microsoft are so tight with the usage of their hardware, any updates etc have to be signed off by them.

Especially now you can use keyboard and mouse. But saying this theres cheat shit out there for consoles that use video capture now 😒

[honest salmon]

imagine being lifeless...

https://tenor.com/view/reasonsimbroke-samuel-l-jackson-samuel-jackson-jurassic-park-hacker-gif-24139258

[opaque ingot]

My theory is these people have shit PCs and it's the only way they can actually get kills

[elder cargo]

why game no worky???

[honest salmon]

thats not the case... i have talked with numerous hackers in BFV and ive always asked them the same exact question "Why do you hack/cheat?"

the always have the same response.... "i like seeing others get mad"

so basically they thrive on us being mad/sad/quitting game/talking about it in the chat/ and other stuff

In summary, they LOVE attention

[pine sequoia]

VR Support will eventually come. Some day.

[round steppe]

just wait till you learn about the ai powered physical mouse moving aimhack robots people are working on 😅 games ain't safe, console or PC

[opaque ingot]

I've seen some of them, they already exist 😦

[round steppe]

yeah, but at least for now they're the diy hacker nerd specials and not a commercially viable product, once any jabrony with a summer job can buy a complete kit solution they just need to hook up it's gonna be real bad

[opaque ingot]

Here's another sus' dude I found too, it's the one I was saying seems to be "Scrolling" through people... It's the way they even snap to the people in the heli 😐 http://streamable.com/8mab1w

It blows my mind that that shit can't be detected 😐

Maybe FaceIt will do a better job 🤔

[vocal idol]

Yeah, it really sucks that some amazing games are made unplayable because of hackers, I have put countless hours into gta online on ps4, got it on pc and every single lobby has at least one hacker

[opaque ingot]

yeah me and my mate always end up just jamming in our own private lobby when we play.

[sacred tulip]

anti-cheat unfortunately fights a losing battle. we live in an age of cheat software running on other computers that pretend to be input devices. at best we can make cheating as expensive as possible and if you wish to avoid cheaters the most effective solution would be curated whitelist servers

[elder oak]

did the servers crash?

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964221305429823569/1096278771423772722/IMG_20230413_165327.jpg

[fluid axle]

AI anticheat is promising and is able to detect like 99.99% of the time no matter what the person is using

[sacred tulip]

im not convinced personally

[fluid axle]

that's fine, you don't need to be

[sacred tulip]

i would be glad to be proven wrong

so i hope so too

[opaque ingot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkmIItTrQP4

I mean, it's just some YouTube dude, but the interviews he does later in the video, 'n' shit make it seem like a pretty dystopian, out there solution.

[viral sparrow]

yeah that video blew up on some hardcore clickbait lol

the only thing AI anticheat should do is flag accounts
not ban

itd get so many false positives even with enough samples

maybe another 5-10 years?
but now no

[opaque ingot]

Not to mention the issue with AI hallucinating and sht.

[verbal halo]

lol that is BS

[sacred tulip]

and honestly i hate the idea of false positives with anticheat. i can accept false negatives but false positives should be minimized as much as possible

[verbal halo]

How many people will get killed in the crossfire from a shitty AI anticheat

[viral sparrow]

i mean theres a reason chatGPT/stable diffusion still get stuff wrong with millions of samples

[opaque ingot]

A.I Anticheat is promising, in the future... But the A.I shit we have at the minute that works, is being worked on by well paid professionals.

[sacred tulip]

like shit, i check Squad reviews and i see the problem with false positives. some group made a community ban list and any ban for any reason puts you onto a permanent shitlist that with enough infractions (which NEVER expire) prevents you from joining 90% of servers with no recourse.

lets not pretend that mods dont make mistakes or powertrip, and considering it is community servers the latter might be rather common...

[verbal halo]

You would be surprised how well people are paid to not be professionals

[fluid axle]

community banlists are definitely shit lmao. i've never seen a game where a community banlist was formed and it wasn't inevitably abused and had people put on it because they looked at someone else wrong

[opaque ingot]

I mean, you're not wrong... I earn as much as a Junior Doctor, and I literally just move boxes.

But at least I don't have to deal with old people dying every day.

[verbal halo]

95% of ppl in tech literally have no idea what they are doing, keep pushin it bro nothing needs to actually work

[opaque ingot]

what country 💀

[opaque ingot]

🇬🇧

[opaque ingot]

Oi Mate, we're the best of friends and allies now 😦

[opaque ingot]

why did I have gut feeling that it has to be those colonisers ...

[opaque ingot]

😦 We gave everything back... Except the Faukland isles.

[sacred tulip]

everyone knows bestfriends give each other the biggest shit

fuck you btw, for no reason in particular other than being british 😛

[opaque ingot]

🫡 We deserve it... We did cause a lot of shit for people in the world at one point in history.

[fluid axle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QEsDq7VruRs

[sacred tulip]

jokes aside, fuck the french... and i actually have a good reason.

the way french count is fucking FUCKED

[fluid axle]

we're all fucked anyways

every 1st world country on this planet is barrelling towards collapse

[opaque ingot]

Not me 😦 I'm still a Virgin.

[verbal halo]

guys keep talking

we need offtopic to take off not enough ppl talk here

[opaque ingot]

I need a cigarette and fresh air, I got a tickly cough and it's driving me nuts.

[rancid tinsel]

Gabagool? Ova heeeeea

[opaque ingot]

Got me a chest infection in Japan some how.

[sacred tulip]

iirc they dont have a word for seventy... so they say sixty and ten, sixy and eleven, sixty and twelve, etc... right? ok makes some sense right. what about eighty? well it makes sense for that to be sixty and twenty right if we just keep following the pattern... NOPE, eighty is "four twenties" and then at 90 they say "four twenties and ten"

[drifting sleet]

https://tenor.com/view/road-rage-flipping-off-arguing-rocket-launcher-viralhog-gif-14285007

[sacred tulip]

like jesus fuck frenchies...

[opaque ingot]

Japan also has a fucky way of counting.

It's like... One two three four... Then they use Ju for 10, and then it becomes like Ju Ichi, Ju Ni, Ju San, then for 20 it's Ni Ju 😐

But they have different words for the same number, and using numbers to count certain things are different words completely.

[rancid tinsel]

I've heard the french way of counting is insane

[verbal halo]

we are taking over

[opaque ingot]

But... Then off topic is going to be lame 😦
It's like a Gentlemans club in here...

https://tenor.com/view/scaredsim-interstate60-mr-grant-gary-oldman-monkey-pipe-gif-21307323

[rancid tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/paulie-gualtieri-paul-tony-sirico-wtf-finger-gif-22816998

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/bert-and-ernie-sesame-street-look-up-irritated-blank-stare-gif-16381514

Why does this guy look like that muppet character.

[rancid tinsel]

There was a sopranos and sesame street crossover funnily enough

[opaque ingot]

It's literally a like-for-like GIF 🤣

Back to BBR, I've almost got the Vector 😏

I have tears to milk.

Might have to get some Beer on Uber Eats, I CBA to go to the shop 🤣 Shit costs like £10 more though for less product.

HOLY SHIT 60⁰C temperatures recorded in Spain 🤔 Doha was only 42⁰C when I stopped off there the other day, and that's in the fucking desert.

[green crest]

any Sexy YT Mother Lovers in the chat?

[tulip marsh]

que average Brandon Herrera enjoyer

[opaque ingot]

Gotta say, I'm hooked watching murderers getting interviewed by cops on YT at the minute.

Youtubes way too tame though, not enough spicy content for my liking.

[urban rain]

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/14zng6e/unidentified_anomalous_phenomena_disclosure_act/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1

[opaque ingot]

Now this is more up my alley, grabbing my crotch.

Seen some crazy shit from the U.K, you got the Pentagon releasing videos of Pilots chasing down objects they can radar lock moving stupid directions, airline pilots testifying to seeing crazy objects, and other anomalous shit... Yeah, I believe 👽

You ever heard about what Gary McKinnon, the Hacker that was being extradited to the USA said he uncovered?

YTer Dankula made a Mad Lads about him.
https://youtu.be/vC0tdwqyWrE

[lost echo]

man this is insane

what celebrities have you killed in battlebit?

[opaque ingot]

I kill pretend celebrities all the time, with that TTV tag.

[lost echo]

😂

[opaque ingot]

" Yo! It's your boy 360NoScope_TTV here..."
Nope, it's a man child, living in his moms basement.

I really should start stream sniping, I love people who do that shit.

All these streamers need to go out and get real jobs.

^---- Average streamer IRL (also one of the best Southpark episodes ever)

wait... Is Cartoon characters taking a shit NSFW?

we live in that kind of society now where everything is NSFW, My brain hurts.

[rancid summit]

I convinced a helicopter full of players yesterday that I was doing a live-commentary

[opaque ingot]

I bet they all stayed in the chopper for that 30 seconds of fame too 🤣

[rancid summit]

They stuck around, but kept interrupting me. Rude. I was trying to explain to my potential viewers of that video about the Battle update for Mincraft 1.21. Oh well, I can edit it out in editing

[opaque ingot]

I need a Dr Disprespkt voice changer. I Could go wild all night with that shit

[rancid summit]

tbh, I would mute Dr. Disrespect if I saw/heard him in game. He's got a shit opinion on things and I don't want to hear him.

[opaque ingot]

But you're probably not the average internet goer, I literally don't watch, nor never will watch streamers, I just know of him and have seen clips that people show me at work. Too many people pine over these cunts like 🤤

[rancid summit]

I watch streamers, just not the ones who only play Battle Royales and pretend to be someone they're not.

[opaque ingot]

🤣 Like all streamers.

[rancid summit]

Well, that's not quite true, I do watch GTAV RP streamers

But for the most part, idk, I just find live streams to be kind of boring. I watch my wife's streams and support a few of my friends who stream, but other than that, not a lot.

like, for instance, I'm reliving my childhood and watching DragonBallZ

[opaque ingot]

GTA World is probably one of the best private servers going on any game ever. Nothing wrong with re-living great Anime shows, although since I Seen DBZ Abridged, I can't watch it ever again.

[rancid summit]

Oh 100%. I've admin'd for a couple and admin for one right now and it's amazing what people can do. Apparently RockStar will be implementing quite a few of the things that FiveM modders have made in GTA6 to make it easier for those who want to open up RP servers

[opaque ingot]

GTA RP servers literally sell them 100,000's of copies of the game 🤣 It's the only reason I bought GTA V, I've never completed the campaign. I hate the switching between characters nonsense.

Heavy text based roleplay is the pinnacle of online gaming, there's nothing better.

[rancid summit]

No kidding! Thanks to the RP world, they've sold so many copies. Probably why they are able to work on 6. I've done the campaign once, and that was on the 360. It was kind of forced for us to do because Server issues Tried again on PC and yeah, same thing... switching between characters is meh

Sometimes I look at my GTAV RP hours and go "What have I done to myself..." It's so addicting, even if Medical RP is really boring most of the time 2400-ish hours in it and I've spent 2000 doing EMS RP

[opaque ingot]

SA:MP I was an IG billionaire from EMS RP 🤣.

[rancid summit]

"How do you have so much money for this fancy house & all these cars?"
"What else am I gonna spend all this money on???"

[opaque ingot]

Nah I didn't do that 🤣 I just banked it all and RP'd as a lower middle class paramedic, hence the Billions in the bank.

Used it to fund other stuff on other characters instead via asset transfer requests. 😉

[rancid summit]

I had a character who ran PDM and even only keeping 15% of the sales, I still found myself with like 5.2M at one point. People were like "He's so rich, this is unfair, nerf it."

they thought I was keeping 100% of the profits But I only kept like 15% of the sales.

[opaque ingot]

It was like $50,000 per hour when I was an EMS, when I got ALS promotion I was on $100,000 per hour, just so people would play EMS 🤣

[lost echo]

pdm?

[opaque ingot]

PD Metro unit I presume 😛

[rancid summit]

The car dealership place - Premium Deluxe Motors or w/e it's called

[opaque ingot]

Oh 😮‍💨 Not as fun LOL

IA was corrupt as fuck in the big SAMP RP server everyone played, I worked for the DA office on one character and even the mayor was RP'ing corrupt. 🤣

The DA was like "Yes, we know but we're monitoring the situation." ... "It's not your case, keep this classified" 🤣

[rancid summit]

RP is incredibly fun until you get into a position where most of your RP is meetings, spreadsheets among other boring things

[opaque ingot]

Or getting kidnapped and set on fire 😐

Having to RP that shit is, quite traumatising really.

[rancid summit]

Or you're just trying to refuel your gas tank and you leave your vehicle on and you get blown up as the only EMS on duty

[opaque ingot]

I loved the RP I had as a deputy sheriff, that was some of the best 👌 Just chilling at Stax near Grove Street, all the hood folk like "Damn Gurl, what you sayin'" (Loved RPing female characters)

Used to just chat shit with characters who I meta knew were dealing, and let them do their shit 🤣

[rancid summit]

I always love the approach of "Just roll with the RP". I had a character that was just a shit lord that I used to just screw around on, not caring about W's or L's. Always got myself into some wacky shit and scenarios

[opaque ingot]

I'd always take a legit PK too.

I lost 3 characters to PK's 😄

[rancid summit]

I've done forced perma's to 5 people in one server I played in as EMS because they'd be like "Oh, I'm dead." "Oh, so you're dead Mr. Ghost?" "Yeah, I'm dead." then they'd report me in a ticket, show them the footage and the admins would be like "Oh, yep, you told them that you're dead, so you have to make a new character now"

[opaque ingot]

Mine were a bit more spicy... Like a character on GTA:W was smuggled into the city on a boat by their family because there was a feud between rivals in Mexico, I PK'd myself after RP'ing for 6 months because that was the plan all along 🤣 Their past caught up with them.

[rancid summit]

See now, people who aren't afraid to kill of their character to continue or end an interesting story line are typically top notch players

[opaque ingot]

I mean, I went from randomly meeting a Faction Gang, to getting pretty well respected by them, and that's the time I called it quits 🙂 Made a street preacher next who was homeless and addicted to crack.

I'm not into shootouts and doing robberies on people all day 🤣

[rancid summit]

Anyone can do Shootouts and Robberies though. That's such a boring RP style and it's all the same. Just different names attached

[gentle jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/sturmtiger-gif-25147100 imagine this sucker in battlebit LOL

[opaque ingot]

Can't tell what it is.... Looks like colourized WW2 footage.

Might even be Syria 🤔

https://tenor.com/view/katyusha-gif-18144996

Katyusha in BBR when?

No sound does it no justice... Listen to this shit.
https://youtu.be/QdHz01kUZfs?t=57 Found a fucking better one 😐 Skipped ahead too to save you all the hassle.

😐 Yeah fuck being on the other end of that.

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/beamng-beamng-drift-beamng-meme-beamng-ok-buddy-beamng-covet-gif-25285398

[opaque ingot]

My mattress rollin' they hatin'

I want a mattress on wheels, seriously.

[atomic vortex]

HOLY SHIT I JUST HIT A CLIP

[opaque ingot]

What the fuck munition is that 😐

It comes in from the left, and fires back on the direction of travel, like it's GPS accurate or some shit 😐 I've never seen that before... It's not a missile, it's artillery 😐

Almost as if it stops mid air, aims and then detonates 😐

[atomic vortex]

examine my pfp, and my username

[opaque ingot]

Seriously, it is artillery 😐

Holy fuck what the fuck.
proceeds to Youtube whilst smoking a cigarette

[atomic vortex]

it's

2 rounds fired inside a 155mm artillery shell, which deploy on the target area and scan for tank, then fire a tandem warhead on said target

[opaque ingot]

That's mind blowing 😐 They really invented artillery that can do that?! No wonder our defence spending is so high in NATO.

[atomic vortex]

yea it's really cool

[opaque ingot]

People be starving and we can do that... Fuck starving people, that's some impressive shit.

[atomic vortex]

yea fuck them I rather have a 155 bonus artillery cluster round

[opaque ingot]

In this world, I'd take 155 bonus artillery cluster rounds over starving people any day... I'm not starving, neither are my family so we're all good, and we have working toilets, central heating and bathtubs with hot water on demand.

If we have more 155 bonus artullery cluster rounds, we'll keep those things 🙂

Starving people just need to git gud at feeding themselves tbh.

Like, go to the supermarket and buy food or some shit?

[atomic vortex]

I mean, by having more 155 bonus artillery cluster rounds there will be less people that need feeding thus less starving people

it's a win win

[opaque ingot]

True true, it is usually the poor and desperate that wind up getting into wars anyway...

[atomic vortex]

soon enough we'll get f16s clips... 🤤

[opaque ingot]

Or the hero 🇺🇦 who didn't choose a war, and kicked ass anyway.

Like, imagine taking on the worlds 3rd strongest army and kicking their ass completely 🤣

thanks to all our advanced weapons mind you....

It's also like a 🖕 to China... I bet half their shit doesn't work too, like the electronics I buy off the internet.

😮‍💨 But really, IRL wars are lame, tons of people die for no reason.

Nations should battle it out like Ready player one.

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038623513323520061/1071289667355410513/Here_i_come_meme.mp4

[opaque ingot]

Just hook all your soldiers up to VR, and have them fight that way... Like BBR but VR and more hardcore.

[atomic vortex]

nation's doing comp csgo to see who wins the war

[opaque ingot]

CSGO is a shit game, dunno why you'd want that over a decent military funded VR game with like, full 8 DOF.

[atomic vortex]

tf is 8 degrees of freedom

[opaque ingot]

Like, every degree you can think of.

[atomic vortex]

what dimension we going in!

[opaque ingot]

I mean, we have the rotational axis, but Up and Down too...

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/661714775100620860/1063117163969392650/IMG_20230109_113810.jpg

[opaque ingot]

So think of it being like 6DOF, in a ball, that you have full rotational control over, but if you jump, that 6DOF can move another 2 degrees of freedom.

😐 Like, you could jump at a 90 degree angle off a wall or some shit.

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1038623512769867801/1072378746541183026/9AF96301-E4A3-4FCF-AEB6-ECEDB165A2CC.jpg

[opaque ingot]

Those 2 DOF would be degrees within the 6DOF.

I can't explain it textually, it's mind blowing.

[wide iris]

Eh, depends on the war. But I can’t say more because technically political

[opaque ingot]

Name a good war 😐

And fuck that, everything is political.

[wide iris]

Revolutionary war, also known as the American War for Independence

[opaque ingot]

AMEN. 🇬🇧 You kicked our ass.

[dire radish]

https://i.imgur.com/r0RPYJ4.png

[wide iris]

You WERE able to burn our capital building.

Until a hurricane put the fire out

[opaque ingot]

But... In true british style, we're still friends and allies, because... 🇬🇧 got Charisma and Charm.

Also, Crumpets, tea, scones, Jam and the royal family.
which ironically the American people love now...

[verbal halo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/360316655592669195/824357272867700746/bugshock.gif

[opaque ingot]

If I'm not mistaken though, we did legally end slavery first....

But still claimed ownership on most of the world at the same time

Anyway. This is not political it's History.

There's a difference if you wanna go there, do it, I'd win in court.

If we can't discuss history then, we can't play war games either, that's some tyrannical regime shit right there.

TFW you try to convince your homies to play BBR

Shout out to anyone who managed to get the Mile High Club achievement on the OG Modern Warfare.

That was the hardest achievement I've ever got in any video game.

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-team-america-gif-23624541

https://tenor.com/view/obiwan-jedi-mind-tricks-star-wars-doesnt-work-gif-11675065

[cinder abyss]

was that do it on veterian? loved speedrunnnig that mission

[opaque ingot]

I got the achievement, it took 3 days of learning every single possible movement the AI could make.

[cinder abyss]

didnt take me more than a day but it was a short mission i think ive done mw2 mw4 mw3 bo1 bo2 bo3 and waw on veterian

dont think ive done the futeristic ones i wanna say bo3 but idk ik ive played infite and advanced aswell

ghost too damn bruh ive played alot of em

[opaque ingot]

On Veteran, to get mile high club on COD MW, the original one from 2006... That mission was solid. 15 years ago...

https://youtu.be/uOu4ia-6JIg

[craggy ice]

💀

[opaque ingot]

You literally had to make every move perfectly like this.

I think to get the achievement the time to complete was less than 50 seconds.

It took me 3 days to learn all the patterns the AI did... I resorted to learning how the AI worked because (even though I was ranked in the top 3000 in the world Multiplayer) It was like playing BBR, there was Aimbots everywhere.

I had a KD of 32:1 after creating a new account.

But this was like 10x harder than multiplayer... I challenge anyone to get the OG COD 4, and do Mile High Club on Veteran.

When you manage to do it, if you ever manage it, you'll feel great.

[rancid summit]

CoD 4 was pretty freaking difficult on Vet

[opaque ingot]

That's why I call Aimbotters NPCs.

Literally, I fought NPC's with more sassiness then them 🤣

The grenade spam on TV Station was unforgettable.

First mission, constant grenades...

I had to make sure I shot everything that moved, in the head, first time.

What a game, it's a shame the fanchise went to shit, COD 4 was a masterpiece.

Same with Battlefield, when COD went to shit, Battlefield took up the reigns. 🤣

[rancid summit]

CoD 3 and CoD 4 were my favorite CoDs

[opaque ingot]

COD 2 was good too, that was a release day on Xbox 360.

[rancid summit]

I made the mistake of buying Black Ops Cold War awhile back ago, having a full idea of what the end was gonna be like

[opaque ingot]

Black Ops was good!

[rancid summit]

and even though I expected that ending, I was still raging mad when it happened

[opaque ingot]

Not MP but for the zombies with friends.

[rancid summit]

I'm talking about Black Ops Cold War, not Black Ops BLOPS 1 & 2 were great though

[opaque ingot]

I wouldn't buy any modern COD or BF title.

I don't even play the free version of COD... I used to, I got a few wins but nah.

[rancid summit]

I think it's crazy how CoD players are paying $40 for new seasons of Call of Duty

[opaque ingot]

Middle class...

[rancid summit]

like, every season: $40.

What the heck is wrong with those people?!

[opaque ingot]

Middle class.

[rancid summit]

I wouldn't say middle class people, I'd say people with no taste or value of their money

[opaque ingot]

Class is not Political... It's Sociological 🤓 Don't ban me.

[rancid summit]

It's probably just kids with mommies credit card. But I have a few friends who keep trying to talk me into getting into it and don't understand why I'd rather play BBR or American Trucking Sim over a CoD BR game type

Pretty obvious there chiefs...

[opaque ingot]

So a middle class socioeconomic thing, amirite?

Like, that's what the target audience is...

[rancid summit]

I think their target audience are just people who don't understand they're being ripped off

[opaque ingot]

You can see with the price being set so low for BBR and the levolution that there's like a 20٪ cheat rate per lobby right now from my observations in the last couple hours.

I can live stream this shit if people want.

I'm just drinking beer, smoking cigarettes and watching cunts aimbot the life out of people 🤣 It's endemic.

And with a 3 person Dev team, and no announcements since the game went Viral, I'm very concerned that it'll continue to be endemic until the implemetation of FaceIt.

Let's be real here... 3 people can not manage something this big... Develop, maybe, but manage....

Fuck steam deck users and Linux users, they account for less than 2% of the player base, the game needs to continue to be fun for all, and what's no fun, is that there's a shit ton of people using cheats, with no punishment at all. call cunts out in global chat in games, tell people to spectate them, and they keep going, they don't give a fuck.

Even clans are cheating.

People with special ranks and privilages are cheating, it's really endemic.

I've seen Patreon backers cheating.

Spend some time spectating the high KD people, and you'll see it yourself, just spectate them from the TAB menu when you're dead.

I don't have the HDD space, and time to record all the cunts I see 😐

It's really obvious though, they're constantly scrolling around people, and fire whenever they can get a kill, they know where people are through walls, and I've seen people do some crazy shit with C4 blowing floors and fucking people above them because they have wall hacks... Why Am I having to call this shit out, and do this? This game has made more than $20,000,000 in the last 2 weeks.

[foggy sage]

What is the definition of friendship?

[ocean aurora]

kill