off-topic

[west widget]

where my wakis at

my wakas

[warped lantern]

test

[west widget]

https://youtu.be/iBi519-mHTI

[unreal sage]

@west widget has earned the Tier II Member role!

[west widget]

https://youtu.be/yKQxk2-P3DY

[smoky flame]

Our crew are die hard battlebit fans and would appreciate the support on our new tape. Or dont idc we still slot u in 64v64

[west widget]

no one is gonna listen to your mixtape

[vital copper]

Where do I find it

[smoky flame]

bio

[real ice]

me when vector

[rocky siren]

bro its comical how fast i get killed after he calls out my location

[jovial island]

I went boom ina game and someone went bang bang and I died

[rocky siren]

Bro sounds like a plane starting

[cedar meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1000003157482545152.gif?size=64&name=Okiheadpat&quality=lossless

[glass olive]

I just rescued a kitten what should I name him

[empty cove]

Dave

[glass olive]

nah that’s my dads name

[empty cove]

Or David

Or if d names don't work for you you can name him kragenlarf

[vocal idol]

then john

[opaque ingot]

acting like people are even reading allat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AafOUbJiBAM

people are weird

[karmic bolt]

@topaz isle give my nam,e

[topaz isle]

Lmao

[topaz isle]

Brother we should not be fighting between ourselves, we should focus our energy to those of our kind who spell their names with an A

[modest jungle]

https://tenor.com/view/caracal-floppy-ear-spin-cat-cute-gif-17820200

[karmic bolt]

but thats gramaticly correct

[topaz isle]

absolutely not

until people start saying it l-ACH-lan i will die on this hill

[warm nexus]

Battlebit be like

[misty compass]

relatable

that claymore outside the room:

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-gif-25530022

[warm nexus]

The claymore in the most random spot on the map:

[cinder spruce]

Calling yourself Simo Häyhä and not maining Recon. The disrespect.

[vocal idol]

Agreed, I didn't even notice the name

[robust forge]

is there a way to shoot the heli guns without using the mouse

[rain delta]

New badge for being friend of Larry? 😛

[latent sapphire]

At what moment this came off pay :c

[cyan parcel]

veteran

[wind pasture]

xd

[trail jackal]

half simos kills were with smgs lol

[cinder spruce]

I'm aware, but that is not his primary arms, nor what he was known for.

[ember pewter]

I think that's meant to be the veteran role.

[knotty sigil]

Someone who played BBR for a couple of years?

[cyan parcel]

!veteran

[cobalt cliff]

What is the Veteran role, and how to get it?

The veteran role is given to people that played in 2016-2017. If you think you Qualify, please DM @cinder pendant with sufficient proof.

[cyan parcel]

yes

[ember pewter]

Won't get the veteran role anytime.

[knotty sigil]

damn

[olive geyser]

Claymores in tight staircases so even if you shoot it you take damage

[wide iris]

Heck yeah

[lunar leaf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/978805630859092028/1127667274099208332/igVideo.mov

[terse badger]

Talking about religion is not allowed here.

[west widget]

janny

[median adder]

gg

[west widget]

not allowed to make fun of athiests or else jannies get mad at u

[wide iris]

That’s cause atheism is a religion in of itself

[vivid ginkgo]

After playing 2042, there is no god but battlebits.

[west widget]

Just like Statism

[wide iris]

Statists be like “THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN”

[west widget]

No they're like "Give me that for free"

"Also children belong to the community"

https://youtu.be/o8e-ti9Id6I

[sand wraith]

@viral sparrow re: #battlebit-eng message
i've tried vaping but honestly it didn't do much for me lol

[viral sparrow]

yeah vaping is nothing to me
i dont feel anything

and nicotine vapes are awful

i usually do a mix when i smoke tho

[sand wraith]

people rave about them but i don't really feel much. i guess it depends on if it's disposable or like a pods one but i've never tried pod ones, just disposable

[viral sparrow]

well i have to be careful on what i say about vapes but
disposable, box mod or pods all felt weak to me compared to actual smoke well say lol
both types lol

[sand wraith]

understandable

[viral sparrow]

ill personally always stay away from vapes
rather cold turkey lol

and kids
dont smoke or vape
its bad for you!

[ionic coyote]

idon't have enough money for battlebit but i want it so like how do i make 15 dollars really fast but also legally

[royal prism]

Cigars r dope

Anyone smoke cigars

[viral sparrow]

once in awhile
special occasions usually

[iron aspen]

ive been vaping for like 4 years

i prefer cigarettes, i dont get buzzed much but if i go a while without a cigarette and have one even while vaping it gives me a good buzz

[iron aspen]

i know illegal methods only

[ionic coyote]

darn

[iron aspen]

or idk ask your parents for 15 bucks or get a job if you want money

[wide iris]

If I ever smoke I wanna smoke Shire Weed.

Gimme whatever Bilbo had

[tiny ice]

is sharing a spotify listen along allowed?

[sand wraith]

in this channel, sure

[tiny ice]

Alright just wanted to make sure

[sand wraith]

👍🏼

[quiet quiver]

Since I can't post in suggestions. I'm putting it here taking the chance. Can we suggest adding a map editor to make custom maps?

[viral sparrow]

suggested before
sadly wont happen

[quiet quiver]

Bummer okay 👍 . Would be a cool idea.. well it's still a thought

[rocky siren]

i love the chat in this game

[west widget]

I would've went for something spicier but it'd be like dropping a nuke

where a hand grenade will do

https://youtu.be/jJGcXwrNwgE

[wide iris]

How does bro know

[narrow dune]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=au-LJWODTfc&feature=share9

Here's some calming music to listen to before the match! Theres always a calm before the storm moment in this game!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=G-T6sA_EGXM&feature=share9

[lunar leaf]

ew

[west widget]

someone with a likely boomer headass outlook on life and entertainment spotted

(I don't like P&S)

https://youtu.be/XzqbhDqAEtw

[digital dirge]

el zapato

[empty cove]

what did you name the cat?

[glass olive]

undecided

[vocal idol]

i see, that is a good name

[empty cove]

you should name him slargen if still takeing requestes

[vocal idol]

no, undecided is an amazing name

[empty cove]

i agree but if not then slargen

[vocal idol]

or maybe dave

[tacit mantle]

feet pics

[rapid forge]

this this really reminds me orf unturned blackout bro

[empty cove]

sadly very true

[fading lichen]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RJCVO_9Pd_g

[real ice]

this is unintentionally hilarious

[hushed stump]

I'm famous. 🤩

[hidden kraken]

Is my game buggin?

[tepid aurora]

hello

[pulsar lion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiv8dUp_I3c

[primal zenith]

scuffed battlebit animation work in progress

[lost echo]

just spent bill gates money

[rapid forge]

YOU DO NOT NEED 34K YEARS OF NETFLIX

[lost echo]

meteor strike

[low lion]

Where you gonna send it?

[lament walrus]

someone slide xbox gamepass code so i can play minecraft 💀 🙏

[agile moth]

bros making battlebit friends

[agile moth]

whats that

[coarse sapphire]

i cant get twitch dropüs

[opaque ingot]

just buy minecraft, its not that expensive 🙏

[wide iris]

Isn’t that Lois Lane from the new Superman TV show

[rocky siren]

"pump the brakes speed racer no one puts religion in my dig dug" -moderators

[verbal halo]

@sand wraith

[sand wraith]

meannnnnnnnnn

[verbal halo]

They HATE you

[lunar leaf]

fuck robots

[small ocean]

were dead in here

[rose light]

Wait this is a thing

[waxen tide]

yes

[lost echo]

this channel or the robot

[topaz tangle]

both

[lost echo]

you would know if you looked around the discord and found this channel id:browse

[topaz tangle]

my point is that you shouldnt have to search for it it should be the first thing you see so that off topic doesnt happen in the battlebit chat, but austin told oki so hopefully that is resolved soon

[zealous bane]

i like kissing apples

[topaz tangle]

same

[zealous bane]

it's me, in case you haven't seen

[copper cosmos]

https://tenor.com/view/valorant-uninstall-launcher-fuck-valorant-valorass-gif-21535312

@opaque ingot

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408071248426434560/1124187156248793148/Screenshot_1482.png

[copper cosmos]

that wasnt even nsfw (?)

why did it get deleted?

[zealous bane]

i dont know

[copper cosmos]

mod that deleted that gif, let me know which rule it broke i'm really interested https://tenor.com/view/gabriel-landeskog-sweden-flag-colorado-avalanche-avs-avalanche-gif-26104899

what kind of mod are you even that don't have the balls to chat? 🤡

[zealous bane]

😔

[opaque ingot]

https://youtu.be/J-YxHkWzKHQ 🔥🔥

[opaque ingot]

LMFAOOO

i was wondering why i was pinged in this channel

[copper cosmos]

😄

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073083114018054206/1122796774000705566/i_am_one_in_a_krillion.mov

[rapid forge]

it was straight up cod in unturned

that shipment looks just like the shipment in blackout

[agile moth]

based it off the mw2019 version

[rapid forge]

yeah blackout was just mw19

[rocky siren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714245295659024397/1128056167462080662/caption.gif

please shut the fuck up im tired of hearing that

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-chocolate-chocolate-chocolate-chocolate-chip-eat-some-eat-some-chocolate-chocolate-chip-gif-23651018

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/ror2-watch-yo-tone-watch-your-tone-mf-risk-of-rain2-risk-of-rain-gif-25121396

[wide iris]

Crazy isn’t it

[primal zenith]

here when its done probably

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/smiling-friends-alan-charlie-charlie-dompler-smiling-gif-25652006

[pulsar violet]

Good evening.

I am a menace to oil fields everywhere.

[empty cove]

Here's an upgrade

[pulsar violet]

Well I have enough of them I probably could

[empty cove]

you could make a chain with them

[opaque ingot]

Tbh this won't work since when you have the barrel of your primary grabbed at you instantly go for your sidearm and magdump their ass

[wide iris]

But what if he passes you the boof

[woven oracle]

[empty cove]

even more dead

[topaz tangle]

reporting to discord rn

jk idc

[pulsar violet]

OK and? What are they gonna do, scold me?

[topaz tangle]

nah account termination

im hoping discord pushes out more anti gun regulations on the platform

[pulsar violet]

Cringe.

Besides there's nothing in the tos about posting guns.

[topaz tangle]

americans when i declare myself a refugee and flee to denmark 🙀

[pulsar violet]

Bro nobody cares.

[topaz tangle]

yeah nobody cares about how you make guns your entire personality

[pulsar violet]

you have spoken to me for about five sentences.

Relax.

You're in a server about a game where you shoot Lego men in the face.

[topaz tangle]

fair enough, sorry i just get angry and dont know how to manage it well, sorry i got mad at you

you are chill i just had a moment

[pulsar violet]

Get cozy. It's all g

We snoozin tbh

[topaz tangle]

that dog looks cozy

[pulsar violet]

The coziest.

[topaz tangle]

what yall think?

[pulsar violet]

[topaz tangle]

about this fine dining

[pulsar violet]

Here's some ribs I made instead

[topaz tangle]

woah, much better then what im used to seeing

[topaz tangle]

i eat this everyday

[pulsar violet]

I cooked them at 200 degrees for 7 hours.

After soaking them in orange soda and seasoning for 24 hours

[topaz tangle]

thats alot of degrees for a long time

[pulsar violet]

Farenheit

[topaz tangle]

i bet it tasted good

[pulsar violet]

The correct temp measurement tbh

[pulsar violet]

Idk they got eaten before I got any

[topaz tangle]

:(

[pulsar violet]

Now that we chill, guns are actually my job.

I'm a gunsmith and armorer

I help run a range where we teach classes and such

[topaz tangle]

based education is important

[pulsar violet]

I agree.

As for my entire personality though

nah, that's ace combat.

[topaz tangle]

airplanes are based, im planning on going to community college to get my airframe and powerplant license and work as an aircraft maintenance person

[pulsar violet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/162841566296145920/1001550552540385311/20220726_130130.jpg?width=1616&height=910

[topaz tangle]

epic

[pulsar violet]

That is where i focus my autism

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-jumpscare-gif-19782759

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073088540696645742/1074881706101846188/america.mov

[vocal idol]

fuck kilometers, freedom units only

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-freedoms-loudly-murica-shouts-gif-22619276

[narrow dune]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=CeqyEzK87z4&feature=share9

[blazing vortex]

hi

[nova trellis]

How do I apply for moderator or whatever? Is there a helper role? What is the meaning of life?

[blazing vortex]

Mod apps are closed for now, They'll probs reopen in the future again

[nova trellis]

Aw man

Can anyone answer the last question?

[blazing vortex]

That's the million dollar question aint it bud

[nova trellis]

Does anyone have a list of the @cobalt cliff FAQ commands?

[opaque ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1106435542599602191/1126640999637196880/1113047338794098760remix-1688682544074.png

[nova trellis]

Not very helpful but whatever

[rapid forge]

i think im addicted to uhh dying light 2

[cyan parcel]

?tags

[cobalt cliff]

Available tags (use with !tag): [A] Aircraft [C] CC, Cantconnect [D] Devstaff, Devstream, drops [E] EAC, EACFix [G] Gamemodes [M] MTX, Modmail [O] OldPatreon [P] Patreon, PatreonRelink, Playerlog, Price, Progress [R] Refund, Remastered [S] Selfhost, Speedrun [V] Verify, Veteran [W] Wiki

[opaque ingot]

insane

[misty compass]

that's some high level stuff

[rapid forge]

thats crazy

[wide iris]

Crazy? I was crazy once.

[ionic coyote]

I'm so sad, I'm like 72 cents away from battlebit

[opaque ingot]

a kilometer is a standard unit of measurement used globally (with the exception of " freedom " land), it is a simpler and more consistent measurement of distance than the imperial system.

[wide iris]

A simpler measurement for simpler people

[candid island]

how are yall

[opaque ingot]

a simple measurement for people who like to know what the fuck they're deaing with

[wide iris]

Which is ironic, considering there aren’t any general IRL equivalents for the word “meter” like there is “foot”

[opaque ingot]

centimeters

for feet

[opaque ingot]

Play csgo and hope you get a good case drop

[ionic coyote]

Fuck CSGO

[wide iris]

Nah, other way around. CSGO fucks you

[opaque ingot]

Silly goober

[nova trellis]

Watch out people. Be safe.

[sacred tulip]

full strength smoke and you can see through it near the center

white smoke at feet

[verbal halo]

you are comparing two different perspectives at varying different angles. when they are equal angles they see eachother

[sacred tulip]

what i see is that you can see through it and that seeing out of it is a little bit easier than seeing into it

[verbal halo]

if im standing in the middle of the smoke and looking out, if i see someone, that person is able to see me
if im standing in the middle of the smoke and looking out, if theres a guy 10 feet behind the guy i was looking at, but cant see him. that guy behind me cannot see me in the smoke

[verbal halo]

then ur just blind

heres another video

dummy cant see opposite wall, and from the opposite wall i cant see dummy. but if you are in the mdidle of the smoke. both can see eachother.

[elfin isle]

Wtf is this on topic bullshit

[clever oriole]

.

[steel plinth]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmtTrrZD-SA

@celest torrent

o som das armas

[craggy wing]

Battlebit got a bit of a hype boost recently huh?

[worldly herald]

tanks/apc are balanced? Fully destroyed azagor few minutes ago

[celest torrent]

tô no trabalho, ouço depois

[winged ginkgo]

The tank is just as insane in a good spot near spawn. Racked 90+ kills with 1 death. lol

[worldly raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jifFX-y2N0Q

[opaque ingot]

drewski recently made a video

[opaque ingot]

JackFraggs made one too. But the game is like, the second best seller on Steam, which is what prompted me to purchase it.

There's also a ton of media articles from PC gamer, and other gaming magazine sites that highly rate it, and speak of it's success, including some with interviews with Oki Doki... The game is just really damn good.

How come off topic is more on topic than #battlebit-eng 🤣

[ashen egret]

One of your 5.56 mags has a 300 blackout in it. Good luck!

[tall otter]

nICE

[winged atlas]

that place scares me, especially at NA times

[tribal siren]

0.0 control

0.7 control

[opaque ingot]

There's a lot of people who pretend to know it all in there, that's what scares me 😦

Why can't they just be real... Also, Slowmo is a lot faster here 😏

Like 5 seconds not 30 🙊

[winged atlas]

I mean you were there yesterday so

it got so bad with al the

[opaque ingot]

Sweaties? Couldn't agree more... @uncut fractal What do you think? 😏

[winged atlas]

[opaque ingot]

We were having a discussion about Zoomers.

How they just, inherently ruin everything they touch or see.

They all think they know it all, and try to discredit everything they don't agree with, and if people piss them off too much, they call for the Bannu Hammer.

So sad, this is how us humans have become 😦

[wide iris]

Zoomers ☕

[opaque ingot]

Zoomers aren't even the crux, the Alpha's are the worrying ones... They're starting to crop up in gaming communities now 😐

[royal prism]

boomer moment

[opaque ingot]

Not a boomer, I'm a Millenial, we got fucked by the boomers just as much as everyone else, thank you very much.

Infact you could say, because what the boomers done, having a direct impact on our generation, caused half the shit you're all going to suffer from in the future. 🙂

[royal prism]

probably not cuz millenials are nothing but whiners gen z are actually doing things about it

[opaque ingot]

Lol no.

htts://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jan/27/squatters-open-oligarchs-empty-london-property-as-homeless-shelter

Bet Gen Z didn't do this.

Bet they'll never do that either.

[wide iris]

Nah that’s just the British

[opaque ingot]

nyan

[opaque ingot]

Mhmmm, But Gen Z + here couldn't pluck a chicken.

Let alone eat one.

[rapid forge]

mauzertmice

[opaque ingot]

That's Russian... It literally doesn't translate to English, except for Rifle Mouse...

I don't want to say what I think, because I might really offend you and the Russian people but... Yeah, I had respect for Russia and Russians, not anymore.

Cluster bombs are the next thing on the menu it'd seem.

🇺🇦

[rapid forge]

i was talking about h is pfp

[opaque ingot]

Then excuse me sir 🙂

[rapid forge]

okay!!

[fluid axle]

i aint callin em that

[opaque ingot]

🙂 🇷🇺 Need to sort their shit out.

[fluid axle]

pick a new name cause it aint Alpha

[opaque ingot]

It's what the scientists call 'em 😐

[fluid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/john-oliver-fuck-em-eh-gif-18671988

[opaque ingot]

I agree... Let's call them Zetas, like Auldous Huxley would.

[rapid forge]

zoom

z zozoom

[fluid axle]

no i'm just gonna call em Generation FUCKED because that's what they (us too tbh) are

[opaque ingot]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wlb1bdU-G7o

[fluid axle]

if you think this generation is fucked imagine being the generation spawned by this generation

[rapid forge]

im im fuckjng zooming around

[fluid axle]

ZOOM!!!!!

[rapid forge]

I apologize for my generation

[opaque ingot]

Just watch a Brave New world... It's beautiful cinemetography.

The book is even better.

[fluid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-doing-that-av-im-not-gonna-do-that-you-cant-make-do-that-not-doing-that-ever-gif-25241822

Three Hours Long

[rapid forge]

i aint watching alat

[opaque ingot]

Yeah, it's a whole TV series compressed into 1 video.

[fluid axle]

i aint reading all that but im happy for you or sorry that happened

[rapid forge]

i aint reading allat 💀💀💀

[fluid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-gif-23663947

[opaque ingot]

Ah the problem with the future.

[rapid forge]

skuller

skulls are the problem

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-nawh-no-way-fr-gif-22615915

[fluid axle]

i am

1. extremely adhd
2. completely unmedicated

[rapid forge]

RELATABLE

[opaque ingot]

Prove it.

[fluid axle]

like

[rapid forge]

how do you just prove u have unmedicated adhd

[fluid axle]

what lmao

[opaque ingot]

If you're unmedicated, you're undiagnosed, and thus have not been seen by someone who is clinically trained to delivere such a diagnoses.

🙂 Shazzam

If you're not taking medication for a medical condition then, more fool you.

Don't use it as an excuse.

[rapid forge]

i love older games

[opaque ingot]

Same here.

I need a cigarette.

I'm an old game.

[rapid forge]

l4d games the half life games the classic dooms

they're fun and interesting

r u typing an essay rn

[fluid axle]

shut up i'm high and ranting about my past

[rapid forge]

fair

[opaque ingot]

I wanna be high but I gave up weed for a better career 😢

[fluid axle]

oh you didn't see what i typed

[fluid axle]

i wrote up a big thing about this and deleted it cause it went just a little too deep into my personal life

[opaque ingot]

I feel that, I do the same way too much too.

[fluid axle]

tl;dr diagnosed very young, taken off meds for a reason i don't know, never really cared to get back on them until i learned some things about unmedicated adhd and something else i was dealing with, office that diagnosed me is now closed and there have been a few roadblocks to me getting another diagnosis from elsewhere

caffeine is about the only way i can self medicate and there are limits about that because i want my heart to continue beating

i am great until like 10am and then i have reached my caffeine limit

once it wears off i am a mess

[opaque ingot]

You make the best choice for you Holmes. I'm undiagnosed with something funky and only just managed to get help for my anxiety and depression issues... I've always told the doctors that anti depressants make me violent... were all different ❤️

[fluid axle]

also i have a decent blue collar job and i have plans to hit welding school, and i do well enough for myself now anyhow with weed

it's legal in my state and a lot of places around me (and countrywide) don't care anymore

[opaque ingot]

I went on holiday to Japan for 2 weeks, and stopped off in Indonesia on the way home... I don't need weed now because of that journey, I'm a quitter. No one likes a quitter 🤣

[fluid axle]

lmao

weed actually helps the adhd a little but... obv i cant be stoned all day

that would be lame

[opaque ingot]

It does help, I have similar shit going on, like as a musician and writernI struggled to focus without weed... But going through the Last 3 weeks without weed made me realise how much it messes with my thought processes... I'm still drinking way too much beer 🍺 to compensate.

[fluid axle]

cant touch alcohol

alcoholics on every side of my family

[opaque ingot]

I was drinking and smoking weed at the same time daily

[fluid axle]

gah dayum i hate being crossfaded, idk how people do that

[opaque ingot]

Snap.... It killed my grandad.

[fluid axle]

i get sicker than shit if i combine weed and alcohol

[fluid axle]

came within a cunt hair of taking my dad from me

fuck alcohol

[opaque ingot]

Both became a nessecity for me 😐 Routine, a habbit and an addiction... People don't realise how bad Alcohol truely is for us.

[fluid axle]

it really is one of the worst drugs

it's up there with heroin in my eyes

[opaque ingot]

Worst than Crack and Heroin, that's from experience.

No jokes, I was homeless for nearly a decade on and off.

Alcohol was always prevelant.

Life is a good thing, addiction is just a result of our social and economic situations.

The hand that's dealt so to speak.

Weed, I'd keep smoking, but I need a new career, and that requires stringent drug tests.

Hey @fluid axle

❤️

🙂 You do you and stay strong.

[narrow dune]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=q3FVZVRuME0&feature=share9

[opaque ingot]

oooooh whasss this

[narrow dune]

For anyone that doesn't know that the devs do weekly updates on youtube!

[narrow dune]

SOMETHING WICKED

[opaque ingot]

🤫

Lemme watch it bitch...

No Spoilers.

#off-topic Is my new default chat =3

So much better than the nonsene in #battlebit-eng

[narrow dune]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dt2BX2Em6bc&feature=share9

[opaque ingot]

Yeah the devs seem based...

he says as he eats Siracha hot sauce ramen, when that hot sauce is literally gold dust.

Literally Siracha hot sauce is sooo expensive right now 😐

[opaque ingot]

No no no.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc

NO LET them CAPS, CRUISE control IS COOL.

[narrow dune]

Yeah yeah good song! But rraaaashiiidoo though haha!

[opaque ingot]

Its soooooo chill.

https://youtu.be/mP-ZOYEK6yc

Lets do the big Bang grenade spam 😏

🙂 Someones lives and homes eh.

It's all right... We know you're in the same position as us when our country invade Iraq and Afghanistan.

But 1,000,000 people stood against that in the UK... Ya'll need to stop it in Russia, else we're all dead.

I don't want my brother to be sent to fuck you all up.

[wide iris]

Is your brother fucking Captain America something

[opaque ingot]

Everyone said Ukraine would be fucked... He'd be Captain America against Russian soldiers for sure 🤣

They had to use prisoners to get as far as they did so yeah, in comparison, a British professional soldier, would be Captain America by standards.

[fluid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/politics-politics-politics-politics-mel-brooks-history-of-the-world-comedy-gif-6079403

[opaque ingot]

Mhmm, Don't worry, we'll all be dead soon sugar 😉

If not dead we'll be wishing we are ❤️

Vlad got his finger on that button in his sleep.

[fluid axle]

that's not really how nuclear weapons work. it's entirely possible he presses that button and the order does not get to its destination

there is no "ok launch every bomb now" button

[opaque ingot]

I know this...

[fluid axle]

and it wouldnt be the first time a russian saved the world by refusing to launch his nukes

[opaque ingot]

I'm caricaturising.

[fluid axle]

i think nuclear conflict will be inevitable if Russia wins Ukraine, because eventually they're going to want Poland too

and they would know after being shitstomped for over a year by what was a third world military at the time they were invaded, they wouldnt hold a candle to NATO forces

the only option on the table is nukes

[opaque ingot]

I think nuclear conflict will happen in Ukraine... You ever heard of Threads bbz?

[fluid axle]

there are so many air defense systems in that area right now i would be completely surprised if they could get a warhead over Ukraine to detonate it

Threads is that English broadcast about nuclear war isnt it

from the 80s?

[opaque ingot]

Yeah it is 🙂

[fluid axle]

we had The Day After

which was actually about and filmed in my home town of kansas city, which gave it an extra level of fucking terrifying

i know and have been to several of the locations in that movie

[opaque ingot]

Threads, but instead of shit with Iran and Nato, and Russia launching a tactical nuke...

Russia launching a tactical nuke in Ukraine would start WW3 instantly.

[rapid forge]

hi

[fluid axle]

i don't think they would launch a tactical nuke

[opaque ingot]

NATO already got 2 long standing neutral countries to join up... They were neutral even when the Nazis invaded them.

They were even pals with the Nazis to some degree.

[fluid axle]

i think they know very well if they launch 1 they may as well launch 1000 because the escalation from NATO will either be nuclear or it will cause Russia to launch more nukes

if that happens it will be all-or-nothing

[opaque ingot]

They have no choice, they're running out of airframes.

[fluid axle]

they do have a choice, they can just uh

stop invading a sovereign nation

simple as

[opaque ingot]

But Russians don't want to stop it, and the government are in full "Go fuck yourself" mode.

This is why I have no time for them.

Russians need to step up and sort their shit out.

[fluid axle]

it really just depends on how bad they want Ukraine though. the question is do they want it bad enough to put all of human civilization at risk of being wiped out.

they're def not gonna win, i don't think

[opaque ingot]

Instead they're too busy cheating on video games 🤣

[fluid axle]

if russia takes ukraine they (and ukraine itself) will be completely decimated afterwards

[opaque ingot]

Russia are just a puppet in the reordering of globalism.

[fluid axle]

earlier i said they'll want poland next - eventually. i doubt if they actually took ukraine that they would have even a fraction of the manpower and resources needed to pull off even thinking about trying to take poland alone, let alone with NATO backing

poland has spent a long time arming itself and they've kinda bought everything under the sun

[opaque ingot]

There's an ebb and flow between nationalism and globalism, which is essentially a new East vs West.

[fluid axle]

they got bulldozed over the last 2 world wars and this time the speedbump has patriot missiles

[opaque ingot]

they'd be fucked if they touched Poland.

[fluid axle]

donezo

which is why nukes would be the only option

which is why russia has to lose

[opaque ingot]

🤘 Yeah... This is why I give Russians shit every time I hear them talk.

They need to sort it out.

[fluid axle]

uh

idk about all that dude, lol. the citizens did not really put Putin in power iirc

[opaque ingot]

Then they need to remove him from power?

Strike action is a thing.

[fluid axle]

least of all russians who are like... not in russia. i really hope you aren't giving people shit for this in your day to day life, lol

[fluid axle]

with what military

Wagner ain't gonna do shit

[opaque ingot]

You don't need a military to cripple your country.

You just stop going to work for 1 week.

[fluid axle]

yeah and the citizens can't have the country crippled because they need to eat

they require the country to continue working so they can eat

electricity, food, running water. kinda all important, and kinda all go away suddenly when civil war starts

[opaque ingot]

You can survive more than a week without food, they know this from WW2.

Needs must.

[fluid axle]

yeah, kinda unrealistic to expect the average joe to starve themselves for a week

lest you forget the giant anti war protests that were all over russia's major cities after the war broke out

[opaque ingot]

you think the Palestinians cared about food when they were being executed during their general strike against us 🇬🇧

[fluid axle]

no, and this isnt palestine

different people, different governments, different belief systems and values

not comparable

[opaque ingot]

Russian people need to do more to stop it, and I'll reiterate this constantly 🙂

Fuck their comfort.

The people they're murdering have no comfort.

[fluid axle]

russian citizens are not murdering anybody

well, except other russian citizens

[opaque ingot]

They're complicit.

[fluid axle]

by existing?

[opaque ingot]

Yep.

[fluid axle]

that's insane

[opaque ingot]

I am a British Citizen... I'm complicit in everything my country does.

[fluid axle]

i have been led to believe you're English, and if that is the case, you have sooo-

yeahhh man maybe don't throw stones because your house is made of glass on this issue

[opaque ingot]

It's why I think Tony Blair and George W Bush should be hung.

[terse badger]

No more political talk here.

[opaque ingot]

Okay ❤️

[terse badger]

Please read the #rules

[fluid axle]

awww it was civil

[terse badger]

Doesn't matter, not the place.

[opaque ingot]

We were having a discussion 😦

[fluid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/lame-thats-lame-so-lame-lame-sign-jeff-gif-14507467

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/callme-callmemaybe-carlyraejepsen-gif-3933211

[fluid axle]

what if we were talking about the factions in battlebit

[opaque ingot]

what if I said the N word really loud?

Nocomprendé!!!!!!

[wide iris]

Nuclear bombs

[fluid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-cornholio-thretening-are-you-threatening-me-gif-13598704

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-and-butthead-bunghole-crazy-i-am-the-great-cornholio-cornholio-gif-16611113

[fluid axle]

https://tenor.com/view/beavis-beavis-and-butthead-cornholio-gif-19421142

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/bevis-and-butthead-music-rock-gif-13820027

Fucking love Bevis and Butthead...

But this is sorta politic 😐

Can I talk abou Bevis and Butthead?

Considering they're anti-establishment characters?

Like, what is political, and what is not political 🤔

Society is blowing my mind constantly with all these fucking boundaries.

Are we all just destined to be put into a fucking carriage and shipped off to a death camp eventually, because we say something that is outside the norms?

Is there any culture anymore?

Like, what is politic, and what is culture... We're all just constantly blurring the fucking lines here.

[fluid axle]

can i skip the rest of my life and go to the camp
matter of fact can we skip the camp and go right to the death

[opaque ingot]

My great grandmother said to me once... " Son, there's no such thing as hell... You're living in it."

Lovely Scottish woman, only ever met her once.

Death is probably a blessing, but that's cowardice...

We're here to serve our time 😏

I just wanna be an ant.

Hive mind and shit, no worries at all... Just do as the pheremones say, pick that shit up, take it back to the nest... Rain fall... Die.

Evolve to become something like a Bird, or a Dog, because I did so good as an Ant.

😄

10) Absolutely no politics/religionism - Discussions about Politics and/or Religion are forbidden on our server, this includes your name/avatar/profile/status, including any that presents a political side or perspective. You will be asked to change it for this server to avoid issues. If you ignore advice, you will receive warnings & ultimately removal from the discord.

What I stated above this, might be sarcasm, or it might not be...

I want to be an ant... Is it religionism ?

is believing I can evolve from and Ant into a Bird religion, or is it Pokémon?

Why can't people just chat shit with each other, without discrimination 😏

This world is fucked

I really do hope we get nuked.

That shit would be lit 🔥

[quick cradle]

bro where is the memes

I was told there were memes here

[lyric quartz]

Politics is when men hold hands

[dusty flare]

Playing zomboid waiting for zombie to break down door to a locked storage unit for the loot

[opaque ingot]

I can dig that... But I'd rather hug my Waifu anime pillow and sleep Rn 😴

[rapid forge]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-political-gif-21438301

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/metropolis-speddball-gif-20452666

Ya'll probably never heard of Metropolis, let alone watched it

It's such a shame that decent cinema like that will only be experienced by students learning about cinematography... Imagine zoomers having the attention span to watch a film with no words.

[opaque ingot]

Waiting for the new major Zomboid update before I play again.

[steel prawn]

hell ya 😎

[opaque ingot]

Ride on... I'm seeing people going 90 in 10 using claymores and Smgs lol

[steel prawn]

lol def possible, Im hoping to get to 6969 before they fix claymores

[opaque ingot]

They might be cheating aimbot mode, but most the claymores that kill me are from people in the double digit kills, single digit deaths. 🤔

[steel prawn]

yall playing BattleBit Remastered, Im playing Claymore Zen Garden Simulator 🤌

[opaque ingot]

Getting that reiki on the go.

https://tenor.com/view/zen-zen-garden-japanese-garden-nagoya-garden-nagoya-zen-garden-gif-21364421

👆 literally Japanese public parks are like this... Totally recommend everyone go visit Japan... Its next level.

No joke, I wish my culture was as based as Japanese culture.

[wide iris]

I heard they looooove foreigners.

[verbal halo]

We have bridges in america too

[abstract agate]

beans

[opaque ingot]

They were quite accommodating towards me, with only 6 months Japanese language under my belt. Everyone was pretty decent to be fair.

But you're not wrong, Japanese people inherently aren't that keen on foreigners... They call us Gaijin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaijin There's a whole wikipedia article about it.

But the Hotel staff, and everyone who served me in a shop when I said "I speak small Japanese" In broken Japanese, were all very kind. I also have a severe shellfish allergy, and when I said I have a deadly shellfish allergy, and asked in broken Japanese if the thing I wanted to eat had shellfish, they read the Kanji for me. So yeah, you're right, but at the same time, times are changing, and Japanese people are lovely.

[opaque ingot]

But I bet if you had Tortoise in your public parks ponds, people would steal them.

Do you ever have anything decent to say? Or do you just argue with people for the sake of it?

Go get a life... Go visit Japan 😉 I just spent 2 weeks there, it was amazing. I wish you had such an amazing life instead of arguing with people on the internet all the time.

Literally, everything i've ever seen you write is negative, sheesh.

[verbal halo]

We have turtles yeah

[opaque ingot]

In Central Park NYC?

In the ponds?

I can only imagine there's used condoms and discarded weapons used in homocides in your local ponds.

America is a shit hole.

One country on my list that I'll never visit, ever... What a dump.

I'll look at the USA from Canada and think "Glad I'm not over there..."

Literally the biggest shit hole on the planet.

Russia is the Second biggest shit hole on the planet.

China is third place.

At least the Chinese pretend to care for each other.

/s

But I'm not being sarcastic when I say; The USA has nothing compared to Japan...

[verbal halo]

Not in nyc but in other parks outside the city

Idk I went to Japan thought it was not great like they will go on ab respect etc saying u shouldn’t talk on the phone in the metro but then they’ll have billboards of schoolgirls in bakinis all over the place

Canada and USA is essentially the same country

You’d probably miss out on a lot in the USA considering we have the most geographically diverse biomes in the world

[opaque ingot]

That's the only downside...

[verbal halo]

Well you haven’t been here so you probably aren’t qualified to talk about it lol

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964221268960346192/1124663468084174878/Facebook_undefined480p-1.mp4

[verbal halo]

Idk if ur trolling or just a goober lol saying you wouldn’t visit a country

[opaque ingot]

I don't have to go there to have read about the place and create an understanding.... The USA is a shit hole, shit food, shit people and rife with criminals.

[verbal halo]

Russia and China are also pretty nice places to visit

[lost echo]

shit food lol stfu

[verbal halo]

Lol he’s a troll

[lost echo]

he is

[verbal halo]

America has the most diverse selection of food on earth

[lost echo]

also a waste of space

[opaque ingot]

Chlorinated chicken 🤤

Skinny ass beef bred in the Amazon rain forest.

[lost echo]

https://tenor.com/view/donut-galzed-donut-melt-gif-10899040

[opaque ingot]

Pumped full of additives and smothered in high fructose corn syrup...

Nom nom.

[verbal halo]

You realize the chicken most Canadians eat is from america?

[lost echo]

most of what they eat is problem from us

[opaque ingot]

I'd still rather go to Canda to avoid Americans 🤣

[verbal halo]

And most chicken has no additives and idk what you are on ab bringing up HFCS lol

[lost echo]

just a racist troll

[verbal halo]

I don’t think Americans hate any single country as much as non Americans hate America

They hate us for existing lol

[opaque ingot]

Lol, unless you're Native American, there's no racism involved.

[lost echo]

people who live in america cry about it being bad all the time and they stay lol

[verbal halo]

Even tho we never r even thinking ab other countries if you bring up anything relating to international affairs ppl will hate on USA

[verbal halo]

The grass is always greener

[opaque ingot]

The majority of Americans who aren't Native American are Europeans heritage wise 🤣

[verbal halo]

What is your point lol

[opaque ingot]

This is my point.

How can I be a racist towards people of my own heritage 🤣

[verbal halo]

Oh so you are just being racist lol

[lost echo]

doubt hes white

[opaque ingot]

🤣 LOL Racism against white people, from a white person... Ya'll trippin'

[verbal halo]

Yeah I’m not sure, I really have no idea what your deal is hating on America lol every country has things to offer

[opaque ingot]

America is a shit hole... I said it plenty of times.

[verbal halo]

Based on what lol

[opaque ingot]

The only thing it has to offer is Gun crime, murder and shit food.

[verbal halo]

You are watching too much of the news lol

[lost echo]

he stereotyping it alot you can come here and have nothing bad happpen to you same as other countries

[verbal halo]

I thought Los Angeles would be a crime ridden dump and then I went there and loved it so much I moved there

[lost echo]

gun crime is every where and we have good food

[opaque ingot]

But nothing makes me jump at the chance to visit the USA, like literally, nothing.

Other than the scenery.

[lost echo]

we wouldnt want you here anyway

[verbal halo]

Idek what he is referencing when he says shit food lol

[opaque ingot]

Like, name a decent American food that's not bad for me?

[verbal halo]

Yeah I could say the same about Canada lol, you have Victoria and Toronto. BC was pretty but most Canadians live nowhere near it

[lost echo]

you mean like invented in american or food you can get here

[verbal halo]

Asian American, Indian American, Middle Eastern, African, bro america is a melting pot of cultures

[opaque ingot]

American dish... Something Americans created, not stolen from other cultures...

[verbal halo]

Next he will tell me that hotdogs r american as if they have them nowhere else

[opaque ingot]

Hotdogs are German.

[verbal halo]

Are you suggested that Chinese Americans stole the dishes they make?

[opaque ingot]

😐 Are they Chinese dishes or not?

[verbal halo]

Here we go this guy bringing up race lol

[lost echo]

those arent stolen usually restaurants that are ethnic foods are made from people who are from there

[opaque ingot]

Like... I'm talking American food... Not Chinese food, not Indian food.

Pizza isn't even American.

[verbal halo]

They are Chinese American, they are not Chinese dishes. Kung Poa Chicken is literally impossible to find in mainland China. It’s an American thing

[opaque ingot]

C'mon... Think.. A good American dish, give me one?

[verbal halo]

Pizza is Italian American

[opaque ingot]

Like, here in Britain we have Shepherds Pie...

Gimme a dish from America that's healthy and good.

[verbal halo]

Every pizza you have eaten in your life is the Italian American twist on Italian pizza which is significantly worse than Italian American pizza, as regarded by most

[lost echo]

i can give you one good but healthy ehh

[opaque ingot]

Please, save me...

[verbal halo]

Literally any dish that an American person makes that is also healthy

[opaque ingot]

😮‍💨 Just... Link me to a decent American dish... Like I can do; https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shepherd's_pie

[verbal halo]

Pasta? Grilled chicken? Steak?

[wide iris]

Those cultures came to US my guy

[opaque ingot]

Pasta is Italian.

[wide iris]

No that pun isn’t intended

[verbal halo]

This guy must be a troll lol

[lost echo]

you do know hes talking about food invented in the us right

[wide iris]

Nah I’ve seen people who actually believe stuff like that

[opaque ingot]

I'm not a troll, I wanna know, what food does America have... Like Japan has a ton of unique and nommy food, so does Korea.

[lost echo]

people from japan dont eat normal food

[opaque ingot]

But it's soooo fucking good.

[verbal halo]

I think what he is trying to get at is that he thinks every American is the stereotypical white southern family where the dad drinks beer all the time and they live in trailer parks. So he just is totally irrational in his assumption

[wide iris]

I think part of the appeal of American cuisine is the fact that you can get multiple cultures in one place

[opaque ingot]

Or some kid that's bankrolled by their parent's and doesn't know a thing about the world yet pretends to.

[wide iris]

I’d be shocked if someone hasn’t tried to combine multiple cultures into one dish here. Or at least deep fried it

Hey! Maybe deep frying stuff is our thing, lol

[opaque ingot]

Yeah it's a melting pot of culture like the U.K 😄 I like that, I just want a decent US dish that I can go 🤔 Hmmm... I'd like to eat that.

That isn't Meatloaf.

[wide iris]

Unlike the UK we actually use our spices

[verbal halo]

Japan has been a country for thousands of years while america is effectively a hundred years old. I really don’t know how to explain to you what American culture is to you because American culture is simply an Americanized form of every culture that exists in the world. We have the most culturally diverse country on earth.

[opaque ingot]

We use spices here too 🤣 The most popular takeaway is Kebab or Curry here.

[wide iris]

What about that one story of a Popeyes opening in England and receiving multiple complaints that the ketchup was too hot?

[verbal halo]

Meatloaf is German

[opaque ingot]

You're thinking about Chik-a-file and the Gays 😉

We recently got a Wendys.

[opaque ingot]

Americans have had to have invented some kind of - Wait... Corn dogs.

Corn dogs are nice.

What else? Something healthier 😐

[verbal halo]

Sounds like a wonderful country, I’m sure I’ll be using my UK citizenship to see the wealth of culture. lol…

[wide iris]

Chik Fil A is quite good. Don’t let the protestors tell you otherwise

OI you got a loicense fo dat?

[opaque ingot]

My Gay homies revoked my Chik-a-file license 😦 I really wanted to try it... KFC is shit.

[empty cove]

Chik-a-file?

[verbal halo]

Chick-fil-A and kfc are two completely different markets lol

[opaque ingot]

I dunno how to spell it, I'm not American 😮‍💨

I'm fuckin' English, complete different languange.

You say Sneakers I say Trainers.

[wide iris]

You say chips and we say actual words

[opaque ingot]

Chips are Fries bro.

[wide iris]

Chips are for crunching

[verbal halo]

Funny thing is the dumbest people I have ever had the misfortune of meeting were all… English… from when I lived in England…

[wide iris]

Fries are for frying

[opaque ingot]

Yeah, we call those Tortilla Chips.

[wide iris]

And cookies are NOT BISCUITS

BISCUITS ARE BISCUITS

[opaque ingot]

Cookies are Cookies... Soft with chocolate chips.

[wide iris]

I wonder if you guys call burgers sandwiches

[opaque ingot]

Nah, unless it's just Bacon and Sausage in bread.

Then we call it a sandwich, it has to have a patty to be a burger.

[unreal sage]

@opaque ingot has earned the Tier I Member role!

[opaque ingot]

Oh cool.

[verbal halo]

Idk where they refer to fries as tortilla chips

[opaque ingot]

🖕 FUCK YOU ALL, I'm TIER ONE NOW BITCHES.

[verbal halo]

Uh huh

[opaque ingot]

Fries are slim chips...

[verbal halo]

Yes and I cited Chinese American

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/fries-gif-24443951

Like, French fries...

https://tenor.com/view/fish-and-chips-food-yummy-delicious-hungry-gif-17819076

[lost echo]

america didnt make french fires the french did

[wide iris]

While we’re talking about things invented in the US we might as well talk about the Internet

[opaque ingot]

But you'll notice, our chips are thick cut.

[wide iris]

Fun fact: French fries weren’t made in France.

They were made in Grease.

[opaque ingot]

And they need a heart attack worth of salt and vinnegar.

[lost echo]

i was joking

[empty cove]

the french are only good in revolutions against themselves

[wide iris]

So was I.

[onyx mist]

https://tenor.com/view/chocolate-chocolate-chocolate-chocolate-chocolate-chip-eat-some-eat-some-chocolate-chocolate-chip-gif-23651018

[lost echo]

we dont talk about him

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-gif-21350747

[wide iris]

Bro is an oblivion NPC

[onyx mist]

Not politics just posting the chocolate chocolate chip man

[opaque ingot]

Can't belive that's the fucking president of the 🇺🇸 🤣

[empty cove]

he is

[onyx mist]

My shit loaded slow

[verbal halo]

The airplane… the telephone… airbags…

[empty cove]

those are dumb

[opaque ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-gif-26377881

[verbal halo]

Why r we posting politics

[opaque ingot]

It's not politics, it's comedy.

[empty cove]

its sleepy joe

[verbal halo]

Yeah.

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073083114018054206/1116816746045788263/unknown-154.png

[opaque ingot]

Joe Biden is a Character in a movie.

[onyx mist]

Chocolate chocolate chip

[lost echo]

one that forgets his lines alot

[empty cove]

joebiden isnt real

[opaque ingot]

Indeed.

[onyx mist]

What the teapot doin

[empty cove]

teapot is teapoting

[onyx mist]

In the bathroom 😳

[empty cove]

yeah

[onyx mist]

😳😳

[empty cove]

where else

[verbal halo]

I love America

[empty cove]

i do to

[opaque ingot]

@verbal halo What are you trying to prove by reciting rules at people who are having a decent fun discussion in off topic, that was not political? Like... What do you aim to achieve? Do you want to be a Mod or something? Why do you argue against everything? What is your agenda, I just don't get it... Why can't you just have fun, and chat like... Why does it always have to be overtly serious with you, every single time you type something? I really, can't get my damn head around it.

[lost echo]

whats this bull shit

[verbal halo]

Political figures r political

[opaque ingot]

😐 What the fuck is Satire then?

Comedy?

[verbal halo]

It’s still political

[onyx mist]

Meme

[wide iris]

Me posting Napoleon Bonaparte (He was emperor of France)

[opaque ingot]

Everything is political if you want it to be, get a fucking life.

[onyx mist]

Me posting random stuff at work

[wide iris]

Satire is commonly referred to as the ridicule of human folly with the purpose of correcting it. This lends itself quite well to politics, though it is not exclusive to it

[opaque ingot]

Seriously, it's like being at schoolm and you're the person grassing on everyone.

[empty cove]

i do that anywhere

[verbal halo]

It’s relating to politics lol if you don’t see how “sleepyjoe” and “I can’t believe he’s the president” is a politically charged statement then idk what to tell you, I can’t spoon feed you common sense

[opaque ingot]

🤔 It's called an opinion, and he's a fucking clown.

Go get a life bro.

[verbal halo]

It’s a political opinion 😭

[opaque ingot]

Seriously, you're such a buzz kill.

[vocal idol]

saying sleepy joe is not political

[opaque ingot]

I'd rather stick my cock in a blender than have you around.

[verbal halo]

You sound fun grassing on USA when you have never been here lol

[vocal idol]

also, i love america too

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-freedoms-loudly-murica-shouts-gif-22619276

[opaque ingot]

I never been there, and never wanna go there...

[opaque ingot]

This guy is wholesome though.

[empty cove]

ok British boy

[opaque ingot]

He's a vet right?

[vocal idol]

well, you will miss out on the best country ever (actually, not right now, come here like 10 years ago)

[verbal halo]

Nobody said you should come here lol

[opaque ingot]

I'll come there one day, but not right now.... I wanna go to see the landscape, not the people.

Couldn't give a fuck about the people.

[verbal halo]

I don’t think there is a best country I think what makes countries so interesting is how different they are

[empty cove]

not comeing to america you miss out on stuff like this

[vocal idol]

oh, well yeah, a lot of the people suck in some places, don't even bother with comifornia

[verbal halo]

California is pretty nice

[opaque ingot]

Only thing California got going for it is Wildfires and STD's.

[wide iris]

I’d never go to a country for the people.

I’m an introvert

[vocal idol]

landscape, the best, temperature, the best, people/politics, the worst

[wide iris]

And, shudders Taxes.

[opaque ingot]

Same, Japan was great for that...

[vocal idol]

yeah, those are the worst there too

[lost echo]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2DP-UoTkeR8?feature=share

[verbal halo]

I think the people are okay as long as u don’t bring up politics and if they force their opinion on you, there’s 30 million other people in California to talk to

[opaque ingot]

I'd like to see the 'Rockies' and the great lake...

[wide iris]

I hear Florida and Alaska are fantastic though

I think income taxes aren’t even a thing in those places

[opaque ingot]

Stuff like that.

California is AVOID on my list...

[verbal halo]

Florida is nice so is Alaska

I think every state has its charm

[empty cove]

oh florida

[opaque ingot]

Florida man I'd have to visit.

[vocal idol]

florida is the best

[opaque ingot]

I hear he's a local legend.

[vocal idol]

yes, they are

[opaque ingot]

Chicago is somewhere I'd visit in the USA.

I love blues and Jazz music.

Heard that's a kicking place.

[verbal halo]

You’ll like Louisiana then

[opaque ingot]

And food wise... I really really was hoping you'd gimme some Cajun foods.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/florida-man-chandlers-wildlife-alligator-gator-rodeo-gif-22660176

[opaque ingot]

Because that's the only food I wanna try if I go to the USA.

[vocal idol]

sorry, had to find it

[verbal halo]

Too bad u already said “USA is a shithole I would NEVER EVER visit”

[opaque ingot]

I probably won't, the FBI don't like me.

[vocal idol]

the fbi doesn't like anyone, that is part of their charm

[opaque ingot]

Nah but I arrive, they put me in a room, tickle my prostate and then give me the Spanish inquisition.

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-flag-hurricane-america-two-gif-14334358

[opaque ingot]

The FBI really don't like me 🤣

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/freedoms-internally-freedom-freedoms-eagle-america-gif-23711012

[empty cove]

just make sure you dont have oil if you come

[vocal idol]

we are truley an amazing country, i can't wait for the civil war mk2

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-gif-21350747

[opaque ingot]

I have a lot of questions they want to ask, that's even worst than having oil... You heard of Waterboarding and extrajudicial detention?

[vocal idol]

i love waterboarding

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-geneva-convention-warcrime-war-metal-gear-rising-gif-25207866

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-nuke-nuke-my-beloved-cs-counter-strike-gif-22103297

[opaque ingot]

I do too but not the kind they'd wanna take me on a trip for 🤣

[vocal idol]

no, i meant the type you are talking about, they talk every time (allegedly)

[opaque ingot]

Guantanamo Bay is nice this kind of year but not that nice.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/fireworks-rocket-launcher-shoot-flag-boxers-gif-15406871

[opaque ingot]

Yeah er- I'm not that kind of person, but... I know things.

And they know I know things, which is the worst part about it all.

[vocal idol]

i will make you talk, i will learn your governments secrets, then, i will use them to blackmail people into making me rich

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964221410035769356/1102026256112963696/Redneck_Merica2.mp4

[opaque ingot]

I'm not going to GITMO, but they'll be putting me on a flight home at minimum 🤣

[empty cove]

gotta love the south

[lost echo]

hell yeah brother

[vocal idol]

you know that was florida, I LOVE THE FAR DEPARTMENT

[opaque ingot]

Louisiana is why they wanna talk to me ironically 🤣

[lost echo]

for some reason theres alot of french people in Louisiana

[vocal idol]

tf did you do?

[vocal idol]

what do you know

[opaque ingot]

I don't wanna say but Someone got put in federal prison for a decade for a murder plot against a president.

I just happened to know them.

[vocal idol]

well, if they really wanted you, they would have already sent in a black ops team to abduct you, so you should be fine

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073083114018054206/1109601327291572244/cat.mp4

[opaque ingot]

I was a kid at the time... Sall good, until I enter the USA 🤔

[vocal idol]

fair

also, i want that claw machine

[opaque ingot]

Claw machines in Akihabara are cool as fuck, they have like 2 floors of claw machines in each building.

It's like 100¥ per play too.

[vocal idol]

that was a non english word, you are talking to an american, do you want to give me an aneurism?

[opaque ingot]

It's 'Electric town' in Tokyo

[vocal idol]

interesting

[opaque ingot]

Cool place, loads of chick's dressed in maid costumes and shit trying to drag you off to Rob you.

[empty cove]

if tokyo was less non american it would seem like a fun place to go

[grim sinew]

Cat mood

[opaque ingot]

They love Americans.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-gun-fire-murica-flag-america-gif-12183553

[empty cove]

they no speck the language of the free

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/makeamericagreatagain-maga-icanthearyou-trump-freedom-gif-7709803

[opaque ingot]

No joke, they have a replica of the Liberty Bell in the park next to the Imperial Palace.

[vocal idol]

sounds like a trap

they are just waiting to get enough american tourists next to it, then boom

https://tenor.com/view/starcrafts-nukes-missile-buttons-press-gif-16470667

[empty cove]

the Japanese are good for one thing

https://tenor.com/view/plane-crash-gif-9073361

[opaque ingot]

Honestly, Japanese people are amazingly polite and nice, even though they're not fond of foreigners.

[vocal idol]

in reality, biggest problem with japan, im not learing their language, and im terrified of the ocean

[empty cove]

sea people are real and waiting to kill us all

[lost echo]

probably because we we introduced them to a fat man and a little boy

[opaque ingot]

They just don't want to deal with war again... You forget, the Japanese empire was ducking brutal to their own people too.

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-man-shoot-gun-murica-usa-gif-11611613

[empty cove]

they poke a bear with a stick so we kill them and the bear

[opaque ingot]

They were more devastated by the incendiary bombing raids that burned down entire cities, including Tokyo.

[lost echo]

well now there coping with racism

[empty cove]

racism can be fun at times

[opaque ingot]

Japan has always been insular historically 🤣

But the people our ages in Japan like us westerners.

It's an old world thing the insulation mode.

[verbal halo]

Japan be like please be respectful… but please look at these billboards of school girls wearing no clothes

[vocal idol]

SO FING TRUE

[opaque ingot]

That's not a thing.

[empty cove]

they have panty vending michines

[verbal halo]

When I went they had it all over the place

[vocal idol]

welcom to this abomination called.. anime

[opaque ingot]

That's a thing... They even have flesh light vending machines...

[empty cove]

japan should get bombed again in my opinion

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-unusannus-gif-22358896

however, i do agree

[spark tusk]

I still need my JDM cars asshole

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-opinion-rejected-ichiban-absolutely-obliterating-an-innocent-citizen-gif-24570806

[spark tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-meme-when-the-get-real-get-fake-gif-21422641

[empty cove]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-nawh-no-way-fr-gif-22615915

[cyan parcel]

?tags

[cobalt cliff]

Available tags (use with !tag): [A] Aircraft [C] CC, Cantconnect [D] Devstaff, Devstream, drops [E] EAC, EACFix [G] Gamemodes [M] MTX, Modmail [O] OldPatreon [P] Patreon, PatreonRelink, Playerlog, Price, Progress [R] Refund, Remastered [S] Selfhost, Speedrun [V] Verify, Veteran [W] Wiki

[verbal halo]

!o

!oldpatreon

[cobalt cliff]

Old Patreon subscriber, wondering where your role, etc is..?

If you have previously pledged on Patreon, (Before closing on 10th June) and somehow lost your role, or items in game, please DM @cinder pendant.

• Please add the email address you used for Patreon.
• Any screenshots that show proof of purchase.

Someone will get back to you when possible, be patient. Thanks

[verbal halo]

!progress

[cobalt cliff]

Will progress be wiped?

Yes, there will be a progress wipe before Early Access release, the only thing that will remain, are clans and their member structure.

[verbal halo]

!wiki

[cobalt cliff]

The BattleBit wiki has lots of information on it, visit:
https://battlebit.fandom.com/wiki/BattleBit_Wiki

[opaque ingot]

I got a video of one questionably strange advert with young looking girls in it, that was on the big screens on the buildings around Shinjuku 🤔 They were in like, girl scout clothes, then it was doing zooming into their faces as they went all doey eyed, then it cut to them in dressing gowns doing the can-can, but It didn't give a brand or nothing, it was quite bizzare.

But there was never any kids in bikini's on adverts...

Asian girls do look a lot younger than western girls though.

Ai Negeshi is like 32... She still looks like a young 20 year old to me 🤔

[opaque ingot]

Tha'd be so much fun... If it was Jeff Besos or Elon Musks house.

There's only one place for Billionaires. It's around six feet deep, and measures around 3ft wide.

[vocal idol]

no no no, it is only most billionaires that suck, only the ones you have heard of, those that quietly and respectfully have billions of dollars are ok

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715359857649385482/1069858768805961758/ewwwwww.mp4

[vocal idol]

that video hurts worse every time

[empty cove]

this is why nukes should be legal

[vocal idol]

https://tenor.com/view/garfield-when-the-get-real-there-is-a-pipebomb-in-your-mailbox-meme-gif-20799878

[ashen egret]

They are, just for some of us

[lost echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/524033590107832321/570738463368937481/image0.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897292650447769681/1110363672095756398/mind_blown.mp4

[ashen egret]

behold, a mommy submarine protecting its egg from the hungry barge.

[opaque ingot]

But they hide offshore, like chinese submarine 😦 How can we find them?

[zealous bane]

imagine support with this thing

[warped lantern]

ree

[waxen nest]

God loves all of you in case anyone needed it ❤️

[rapid forge]

its joever

[rapid forge]

just imagining it made me shit my pants

[zealous bane]

me too

[rapid forge]

w

[wide iris]

If the devs hate shotguns there’s no way in hell they would add something THAT fun

[fluid axle]

what a nice, juicy, slow moving target for a 125mm round from a t-90 to turn into mist

[gentle plume]

Random fanart. I love engineers.

[dire radish]

https://youtu.be/CYE1kswwVSo

[empty cove]

Absolutely gorgeous

[dark venture]

e

[autumn flame]

THis aim punch has to go

holy fuck

[scarlet viper]

(I'd post a link to the full spreadsheet but this discord doesnt allow it)

[clear egret]

how is vector ranked 5th? its ttk is 0.2 the second lowest

[scarlet viper]

I've read the ranking wrong, I'm at fault for that, mp7 still dogs it techinically speaking

[clear egret]

u can't even read charts and numbers properly, and im supposed to take ur comment seriously now? what a moron lmfao

[scarlet viper]

vector ranks 2nd then unless perfect headshots where it ties with mp5, that still makes mp7 just as viable, and its unlocked at lvl1

[onyx mist]

What's this no empty servers bs

[onyx mist]

Skill issue

[autumn flame]

[spark badge]

Guys everyone was mean to me when I asked this

How is iron pickaxes allowed in battlebit isnt that a parody of minecraft

[wide iris]

It boggles my mind how people are afraid of shotguns when the vector is only .2 seconds slower than them