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Fun
wich games you play?
Currently just been playing yu gi oh Master duel and warzone
Everything else is just kinda boring
i know how you feel
Siege got specially boring
Csgo is a cheater fest
Sadly I don't have money to buy mw 2
So I am stuck
same
i can just play Osu, Risk of Rain2, Barotrauma, League of Legends and richard burns rally
and our savior, battlebit
I am waiting on the next play test
Oh crap. There was a playtest a few hours ago on wz 2
bro this rooster is sad af
the way this bro just accept it
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i laughed so hard of this shit π
Boris you know you speak a lot of gibberish whenever you tryna say something? Like 20% of the thing you said is actual word but its so funny so keep doing it
I've just noticed that you also killed oki in the beginning. Truly a legendary clip
Cope ray
coperay
it kinda is a goated clip
Rapaz, kd a sua role de portuguΓͺs?
Pega lΓ‘ #558262262544990209
ENGLISH ONLY !!!!! keep it english only
you gae
me rn:(on bed) wow this feels good
my leg:wow this feels good
my feet:wow this feels good
my hand: wow this feels good
bladder: hElO gUYS
bladder i want to throw out some liquid
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Nicht sprache Englisch...?
That hurt to read.
I want my braincells back.
So I started a Xenophobic campaign as the Imperium of man and safe to say I've learnt a hell of a lot about efficiently committing Galaxy wide "war crimes" .
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I'm gonna play some stellaris after this
It's not gow5
yes yes ik but everyone calls it gow5 because no one remembers real gow 4
@trail oyster god of war Ragnarok is gow 9
Gow 4 is a chains of olympus
They're entirely different games. ??? 
But use Ragnarok it sounds better
well yeah but I think gow is better
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That's just preference.
yeah it's my opinion
the dark souls formula just doesn't work well in an open world imo
Elden ring is a souls like
I know...
That's your opinion
yes
I think it's fine
It felt weird, but it works.
I like elden ring too
But i don't like souls likes
Only issue was that Elden Ring was massively overhyped.
I'm a souls veteran (bloodborne and sekiro are the best) and like I just didn't really like elden ring
Good game, but really nothing ground breaking.
I spent 200 hours on it and honestly it's my least favorite
I think atmospherically and overall bloodborne is my fav
the combat of sekiro is my favorite combat system in gaming though
elden ring just felt pretty mediocre in most aspects
I finished it in 40h and moved on. πΏ
chad
Even did a bunch of optional bosses. Probably all of them.
2300 damage per hit
Idk frost and bleed deleted like half their HP at times.
But even with that, the scarlet rot hoe was super hard.
yeahhhh but running around but ass naked with two massive greatswords was funny
The dragon on the floating island was the easiest shit ever tho.
plus the stagger power is unfair
I literally didn't struggle with a single boss
the only boss that took me more than 3 attempts was maliketh
and he took me 4
I probably took 8 there. But he was still among the easiest ones.
yeah honestly he just felt weird in his movement but after the first 3 I could pretty much no hit him
I doubt that's even possible, but who knows. πΏ
jumping l2 with dual greatswords staggered in 2 hits
You must have some god tier reflexes for that shit.
Or you just stand back and watch him.
plus mimic tear he didn't stand a chance
what
Yeah
I am ass with names and they seem the same to me..
the phase switch up threw me Hella off guard
how πΏ
it's the same guy so
I literally couldn't dodge him and just ended up tanking through it after enough level ups and cheesing bleed.
8000 hours of no hitting and beating the other games at level 1 helps
Fair then lol
they're like the main genre of game i play
I just yolo in there and get no grasp for the pattern.

only way to play it tbh
You mean EA. πΏ
yeah
whens next playtest?
Does anyone play this game ?
No, I am not ready for that.
I need People to play with
Its fun
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i own it but i suck and wont play it again π
mending iam go turu π΄
Anyone wanna kiss me?
personally? I won't because I don't know you, I only kiss who I know
You don't know CJ?
I don't know the guy who named Janusz
hello there iam using whatsapp
clan banner
no way
what
let's kiss
no
no u
yu gae maybe
farts cutely
Anjir πππ

fuccccccck i thought the playtest was today
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im at a point where I play Battlefield just to hold on until Battlebit tests are open
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Where are you from
take a look in there , heβs getting the help but wonβt listen πΏ
I hated that fight. πΏ
On max difficulty, that shotgun kept shredding me until I figured out the right time to dodge or deflect.
One fuck up and you'd be as good as dead.
will this game ever get released?
read #bbr-news
chicken coup
you guys are so silly
Hm I got a cat
cat
cac
Food 

cat
Do british internet use biscuits
helo

Yes
Nedgi: I thin-
Every user on BBR dc server
Skill issue i pranked the whole game on violent
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Patterns ain't for everyone.
hi, some people can play the game now. how can i play too?
Wym?
no one can play the game now , servers are closed
you must wait till the next play test #game-server-news
My guy, VoD's are not real time.
Agreed.
for now
so meaning people that already will play it once the game is release they are still going to pay it if they officially announce that its no longer f2p right ?
oh $15 is a reasonable price π
iirc the patreon sub is 10$ for now so i would recommend sub for a patreon
and if you want to try the game,the next playtest will be in this Saturday
If you want to pre bought the game you can check #931490597548732416 for more detail
sorry to correct ya but
the price increased to 15$USD on oct 1st
so the price is just $15 ? that is a reasonable price π and + with the gameplay is soo freaking awesome dude . 10 of my friends will actually play this π
when is the Game be released exactly?
2023 #faq
"Hey smooth skin..."
Anybody have a free xbox game pass code?
Everyone I wish all of you would celebrate holiday and Christmas this year happy holidays lads After 2 years of stress quarantine elections drama and rasicm I hope that it will be opposite again
What racism
Oh you know
No i don't
Asian blacks Mexicans and even whites
Mongolia
It's all just words until someone gets physically assaulted. πΏ
when can I play?
#game-server-news read
A Battlebit phone wallpaper if anyone wanted it
You had one job.
.< lol
And a static white on black is the last thing you want on an OLED display.
Unless your goal is to make it a permanent wallpaper across all applications. 
"why does every app & screen have a ghost of 'BATTLEBIT' over it..?"
2.556K/D
ar kazkas cia zaidzia lola?
i cant take it no more
everytime that theres a play test i work a stupid ass early private party
it litterally is at the time the servers are up for the play test
ima blow the brains out the back of my skull if yall dont change the time its all about me
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Guys If you want a cat
Think again
i have about 7 cats, ik the feeling
Also if your mom put the cat in the cage
DO NOT OPEN LIKE ME
I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE VERY SAD BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO ME
That must be painful
itβs hell
I got my cousin cat for a 1 week because she need to go to somewhere
Its third day
That's too good for me cause my ideas are changed about cats
I'll never buy a cat
Yeah right now cat is doing something I think he is biting a cables
I have to look
Ok nvm he just using his toilet
hell yeah bruv. straight 1000/10
guys i just the best .io game
its called warbrokers.io
it basically battlefield browser edittion
rule #4
yeah dont want someone getting warned for something small like this
k well now i know
Wz1: 116 GB
Wz2:
They probably didn't forget the compression this time.
Do yall believe in free will?
no
if cause and effect = true, technically free will is not a thing
Get in the freakin sweet robot, Lois
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#familyguy #evangelion #anime #shitpost #meme
peeetaaahh
People are complaining that warzone 2 doesn't work well on steam
Like were they expecting it to? None of the games that use 2 launchers work well on steam
The game on battle net runs and works fine though
Well, yeah, that's kinda the point.
If you launch something on X platform, people expect it to run like it should.
If there's an issue with the launchers (though god knows why that should be an issue, an extra launcher adds absolutely nothing in terms of load), then the developers should address that.
And yes, we leave out the fact that expecting anything from CoD as whole is a stretch.
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what is the mini-game in Titanfall 2 that SgtOkiDoki mentioned in updates. Wanna look how it is.
Kill ppl, get money, deposit the money.
If you have money and die, you drop it.
both teams can deposit in the same point and on their own base
ah, I see, thanks. Interesting
Don't recall ever playing any mini-game like that. Gonna be good
Wz2 Is amazing look at these textures
modern art you can sell it
That should be an item in dmz modern art and its just fucked textures
Tmr is stress test right?
yes #game-server-news for more info
can i play battlebit only in stress tests?
yes
well, only the mp
You can try out the shooting range
yea i know π
"servers will open in 10 seconds"
wat is going on here
party
π
have fun
we will try thanks
try xd
i am so freaking excited for waking up at 5 am to play battlebit
so
the US went "create new torture methods to extract information, implant memories, test drugs, using human test subjects that have no choice"
and then hid it but it came up a few years ago and nobody gave a shit


like

do i smell politics???
you're lucky i can't warn anymore π
ok
but yeah politics bad
il just leave the feets
great idea
anyways
ima be a philosopher now
people are herded by social engineering
to some extent
and quite a big one
hell even us using discord
sometimes i just want to become a hermit and leave all this shit behind
off to the mountain
Sounds like some cold war shit
there was a dude that claimed not to know what mk ultra project was
Ok
yo any aussies awake still?
Yeah, how they socially engineered women into smoking by making them think they somehow became part of an elite
@cyan parcel pindah server lu ?
cari yang rame
dimengerti
ke server jp aja sih selalu rame sama cina ntu server
gk harus jp oce aja ada

will be 10x EXP today?
bruh
why are they keep doing this
is there actually a helicopter?
Not yet
oh, guys how do I pinpoint a location?
like has a grey color when I do it, but it has a red color when my teamate does it, which is easier to see
Red is mark on enemy
not yet
how long has the game been worked on?
Fergus9830#9830 is a hacker trying to access private information on people's computers if you could remove him from this server that'd be great!
when is servers coming back up
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And where did you get this information?
Another discord?
He dm'd me asked me to check stuff out then when I said no he deleted it all
heβs shy and nervous give him a sec
he's a nice person once you get to know him
just block them then
best thing imo
take it like a scam email/call
ignore them/block
Let natural selection do its thing.
Those who can fall for it will fall for it anyway. Your warning won't change that.
@opaque ingot
L
Sus
Hmmm... π
Can i get cats
yeeey cats
bruh
bruh
will it be on xbox?
what will be?
battle bit
i dont think so consoles are able to handle 256 players
also bbr is able to play on potato
@teal star you have laptop right?
or pc
i have xbox one x and a laptop but its a very very very shittyyy
you can try launch it
tommorrow maybe
how old is your laptop

but i just know it would have the power to run this game
nono
older?
what specs
YOU can ask at #general-help if this is able to run bbr
Pls add sex
Let's go England!
Collected statistics for all weapons from the last test
nice
What does "total score" mean?
Approximate rating of weapons relative to others
I can safely say it serves no purpose
Asval shits on every single weapon, but it's rated "worse" than the ak15
I said it a long time ago that statistically the ak15/fal is better than any weapon, if you take the average hit stats I made up for the average range, then the ttk of all weapons will be the same. It would seem that to kill with the ak15 you need to hit 2 bullets in the head, and with the ace shaft 3. If you tap from the ak15, it's easy to do, if you clamp with ace shaft, you can both hit and miss 3 bullets, and in the end, you already spend 6 bullets to kill the enemy. Instead of 2 in an ak15.
yea but vector go brrr
Yet, I shoot a guy with the ak15 first and get killed in a single server tick cuz he's using the Val.
And that ONLY happens with the Val, maybe extremely rarely with the Fal.
Another thing to note is that, although the Vector is good, when you look at the stats it is only good if you constantly hit headshots, and besides, the high RoF makes you miss a lot.
The MP7 is marginally worse than the Vector
high rate of fire doesnt make you miss, poor aim does
i tend to play at close range where it's pretty hard to miss so vector good
You don't immediately stop shooting when you kill a target, you always shoot more than needed, and the higher the rof, the more extra bullets you will spend
I usually can only get 3 kills with each Vector magazine, even though it can get up to 8 kills "mathematically speaking"
regular mag or drum mag?
Sometimes I get 4 when I get the timing right and snap from target to target pretty wel.
Normal
#clips-streams-videos message
It usually goes like this.
Note how I'm playing optimally and how many bullets I'm just missing.
And just so you know, the MP7 has a slightly higher ttk than the Vector to the body
But it's more ammo efficient
it's like 230ms vs 240ms
ofc the vector wins if you hit 2 headshots (IIRC), the ttk goes down to 180ms or something
im not really tryna min max efficiency of the best possible weapon, i just like the vector
Me too, but saying the Vector is "statistically" 20% better based on some arbitrary values is kinda... nonsensical
sg550 haves 20 damage in body, it is too low. but i can shooting at medium range and winning the fights
Ok and
and nothing
I got doom yall!!
pog
Pog
while watching warzone 2, i liked hud and menu elements so i tried something similar with pixel art
englerland scored some fackin goals
Bro usa vs Wales so boring
Soccer is generally boring.
footbal
Finally a goal
It's an American of course they think 'socer' is boring
Why even call it that
I am German tho.
But 10/10 assumption.
Every time I say football, there's an American that doesn't get it, so I got used to soccer. πΏ
bruh lmao
sometimes
soccer is boring , unless youβve been around it long enough
i havenβt so itβs like watching paint dry
It's peer pressure at most.
Maybe some sort of tradition.
I generally only noticed relatively simple minded folks get excited over it.
Personally, I'd rather play than watch it.
yeah , im the same way with any sport really
Watching sports seems like such a brain tumor thing to do.
You can't fool me, you'd never play soccer, you're too lazy.
They're meant to be played...
watching us ok but playing is actually fun
It requires other people, that's why I don't play it.
Excuses
Gave up hokey as well.
Dealing with people takes the fun out of it.
Kinda like PvP games. πΏ
Well, in PvP games where you need to team to score it's fine.
Just go around and gun them down.
Sadly that's illegal IRL. πΏ
Gotta love overwatch 1.2
πΏ
Nobody is denying that
I am Nobody. πΏ
true
Not that again.
For a second I thought u were one of those Americans that say they are German because one of their ancestors were german
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I can't deny that's something an American would do.

Besides the new shitty mtx
test
AAAHAhhh
whyyyy
AAAHHH
123312
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@deep ibex No spamming.
sorry bot π
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does anyone know why steam games say they will take up to 5 months to download even though I have 200 mbps download speed
Can you give screen shot
yea one sec..
probably using a bad HDD
Download speed doesn't matter at all when there's nothing to be downloaded
There might be a chance that your HDD is dying or failed for some reason.
Disconnect it and reconnect it, then verify the game and resume the instalation
come back in 6 months and tell us if it finished
this
i think its a skill issue tbh
Your theoretical max bandwidth doesn't matter if the sever you're accessing doesn't deliver it anyway. πΏ
Try switching download regions and restart Steam. Sometimes that helps, because the server you're downloading from just shit the bed.
Had that happen a few times.
Of course, could be other things as well. As always.
He already downloaded it, his storage drive is cucking him.
I am blind. πΏ
It was fixed. Somehow
Your storage drive was having an aneurysm
happens with my ssd as well from time to time
Windows update fucking shit up
release soon serve them!!
serve
my HDD in my laptop be like
Hello guys! If someone is watching anime, the first guy who dm me gets a free one month Crunchyroll premium code!
Yuck

cute cat
Thanks, my sons Maine Coon
Happy thanksgiving
Augh
Guys what do you call a lesbian,gay and bisexual person on fire?
Happy Thanksgiving
That looks disgusting and I live in the balkams
Sopa de macaco
new special blocks?
0
Patreon backer only blocks

We have that? wtf
Skins on god damn blocks. Never would have expected that.
"shoot here to kill patron blocks" 
Pay to lose moment. It's pretty funny.
"Oh, no, my riches"
wont ping oki, but are there any skins for people who dont pay patreon? (sorry for bad english)
There should be some generic skins you can choose between
There's various variations, yes.
where can I change it?
thanks
For absolute reference.
oh, thanks man :)
The UI within that menu isn't exactly super intuitive, but you'll figure it out.
are you playing now or this is a old screenshot
lol
now where i click?
Called it 
true
God damn, this shit is cool
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I guess Im dumb :/
didnt find voxel skins
oh nvm im double dumb
I was refeering to voxel skins, but I only said skins on the original message
my qi is to big for my head
voxel only has regular and orange for patreon backers
yeah
chinatownsamurai
yes ?
@grand plinth last confirmed gun
idk if this is allowed if its not dont perm me lol

@timber schooner Use the channels approximately!
(This was only just a verbal warning.)
sup
hes jut feeding her some snickers
what did you sent π€¨
he sent a mia khalfia edit
its just snickers :(
Medic mains be like
medic mains are the definition of gigachads
Engies are virgins 
yo lego man @timber schooner
Scott, Travis Scott
amogus
Here how to make amogus with your imaginary gf
or you can go to a convenience store and force the cashier to make an amogus while holding them at gunpoint
Kebabman?

I called off my mom's visit for the game on saturday, I am not proud of it ...Lying to your mom about the reason and all of that... but these are harsh times
Im medic main just because I cant shoot people
Bit i have like 190 revives and 130 propΓ΅e that revived me
Autocorrector com brazil os strange
Lol
what's popping
<@&303688403638026243> pls ban
@rain delta he simply want the mods to know 
||Π·Π°Π»ΡΠΏΠ°||
what happen?
π

geoffrey.
New portal looks amazing
@woeful rampart
Bro
@woeful rampart
whos birthday is it
happy birthday ball
Nvm sthu
thank you, glad i am the whole of Romania
you are
Ce zi e azi?
30 noiembrie pentru mine
nu pentru mine
Mid
Did you see anything? I for sure didn't
they can see deleted messages still...
@opaque ingot they have the message logged btw
Imagine being romanian smh
cough cough @woeful rampart
you should take some syrup, that coughing ain't good
lmao
check your organs
i mean
yall got tate so...
check on your mom she worries
hah, jokes on you, i got no life in the first place
chill
I already knew
no π
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π·π΄π·π΄π·π΄
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spamming flags, this is political, time for 
Norb3rt is also on the team
Avreage Moderator Behaviour
π³οΈβπ
LOOL
we aint moderators
lmaoooooo
Did I mention you?
wish i was a mod here, this place needs a purge
oooo hes hostile now
i mean we all have the same role
Best job
so technically yes
since you didnt specify who you were talking to
we need return grenader3 to moderator post
idk man, tank stealer sounds more profitable
We sto- earned more than you'd know.
INDX8 is better
Who tf that?
bruv
innit
Ofc you don't know him
nah
Emplexx on top
Nyet
Jake Paul on top
(dont mind the song name xD)
Chris Hanson on top
Yo mom on top of me
DAMN
π
Yo whole family tree on top of me
that would be kinda heavy though, you good?
baby face paint part 1
baby face paint part 2
baby face paint part 3
baby face paint part 4
As good as your mom
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devil emojies ruined itπ
stop taking Ls @fluid nymph

is this what Romanians are like all the time?

yes unfortunately
He isn't
i think he is
Nyet
Romanians
Are weird
can confirm

Best anti air
How do you do it when it's flying?
Practically
Oh
we use the stolen oxygen atoms as platforms to get to them
You use a comically large magnets, no?
We throw this special rope that has special Romanian glue
@timber schooner L
i was saying hog rider π
racist
It is a white substance that removes the specific part that it's attached to
sounds familiar
Don't ask how it's made
aw
Avreage Hungarian
nice drip bro
It's his kidnapped Brazilian child
Avreage Russian
drippy π₯Ά
DAYUM nice hair
got bitches
keep going king
ong ong
fr fr
you when i grab your balls
i'm jealous
I don't talk to blue names.
Hop on vc if you are a F-13 Fighter Jet
he's cool though
sorry i'm a Pe8
Damn π
Mid
@fluid nymphSkill issue
@fluid nymphSkill issue

I think I'm going to get banned

Do it.
Do what?

Do your mom
@sick tideStfu shit bot
rule 1
π€¨π€¨π€¨π€¨
No skins?
No Slate?
No Elite Build?
@primal onyx
No Capilary?
i'm gonna shit in you
Actually I'm removing your Romanian citizenship
your*
You're not worthy of it
Goofy little mistake
you can take my Romanian citizenship when you can spell "your" correctly
Your mom
There
dyno stop cucking smh
My expierence on this server
This feels like inertia
nah, inertia was more fun cause nedgi was actually fun to troll
La gine in gura
pain

i hate myself
I'm out

Forever
awesome
Still no bitches for @woeful rampart tho
hes got naro hes good
@fluid nymph is my bitch
Avereage E dater
He is your female dog?
hahahahah good one jakub
That's cool
got me rollin in the club
Everyone on Cash Run.
u has smoll pp
Simp is also hate speech
Oh shrimp
shrimp
Should i compete in NVIDIA giveaway for 4090
shrimp gaming

no
Why
because
you should compete to get some bitches
You want 4090?
no
no
Bitches should compete for me 
not surprised they arent
damn...
no
DYNO
server
Please check #game-server-news
Massive skill issue
U CUNT
Dyno gud
You're posting the file, not the link, that's cheating
Spinning food that's tasty

Dog is companion





