pokemon-winds-waves

[prime topaz]

the people you follow might

[shell grail]

oh

||is it one of the dogs?||

[inner kernel]

Fidough time? :D

[inland sparrow]

||looks like fidough evo||

[inner kernel]

||Awww he's a little kappa? Too bad his Evo is hideous||

[patent rivet]

Dammit I can’t spoiler gifs

[patent rivet]

And you forgot to

[shell grail]

||there are a lot of dogs||

[patent rivet]

Spoilers

[inner kernel]

My b

[viscid adder]

My b

[inner kernel]

Is that even a spoiler? It's just fidough

[prime topaz]

disney tsum tsum lookin mfs

[inner kernel]

Yikes

[shell grail]

||is the false dragon the dunsparce evo?||

[patent rivet]

It’s not officially revealed info, so yes

[patent rivet]

Maybe

[shell grail]

ok

||not sure how i feel on this||

[viscid adder]

||from sweet little man to
METAL GEAR SOLID||

[meager oasis]

||Oh god is that the spider||

[prime topaz]

||it gights scyther, ofc it's going to need to toughen up||

[forest egret]

||Lol is he a soldier? That's awsome||

[viscid adder]

||spec ops to be precise!||

[shell grail]

||they look like dolls or something||

[meager oasis]

||Gross it has a moustache||

[inland sparrow]

||i need a name||

[viscid adder]

||yep! solid snake!||

[prime topaz]

||https://youtu.be/A_Gj-RJeeng?t=20||

[shell grail]

||wonder what the evo is||

[viscid adder]

||not cool
but cruel||

[inland sparrow]

||NAME||

[viscid adder]

||MOVES||

[shell grail]

||dunsparce is in the pic lol||

[inland sparrow]

||yay||

[shell grail]

oops repost

[meager oasis]

Interesting

[viscid adder]

oh and

[meager oasis]

I like the fidough evo

[viscid adder]

DUDE SPOILER YOURSELF

[inner kernel]

Oh my god

[shell grail]

||lvl 40 already???||

[meager oasis]

Fidough is revealed in the main games though-

[viscid adder]

SPOILERS BECAUSE OF ||EVO||, MAN

[prime topaz]

the power of mandatory exp share

[meager oasis]

I’m not spoiling anything about the evo though, I mean it’s obviously gonna get one

[shell grail]

||message this person for game ig||

[meager oasis]

||I’m so confused that it isn’t ghost type lo||

[viscid adder]

||here's the regular tauros for comparison||

||....ya know, I kinda like it.
It's a little more realistic||

[shell grail]

||there will be 2 more so there might be 1||

[meager oasis]

||It has 3 different forms? wow||

[inner kernel]

Eh, that's fine

[inland sparrow]

||no the others are fighting/water and fighting/fire, according to the leaks before now||

[viscid adder]

||I MEAN, WE ALREADY GOT DEAD FISH, MIGHT AS WELL ADD DEAD CHILDREN ONTO THE LIST||

[shell grail]

oh

[shell grail]

||and dead dog||

[viscid adder]

||WE'RE BREAKING BOUNDARIES TODAY||

[shell grail]

||you can almost make a full dog team lol||

imma brb

[viscid adder]

||HE'S HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE||

[shell grail]

im back

[shell grail]

||why only 1 head?||

[viscid adder]

||OH AND WOOOOOOOW
FLYING DARK
||

[shell grail]

||wth is that||

[inland sparrow]

||espathra||

[shell grail]

funny

[viscid adder]

||that's the ostrich!||

[shell grail]

||also why is everything lvl 40||

[viscid adder]

||...I have a feeling that the other head is his butt||

[shell grail]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

[meager oasis]

||The ostrich is really cool||

[viscid adder]

||walk like an egyptian...||

[shell grail]

||very colorful||

||what actually changed in the dunsparce image?||

[forest egret]

Yeah wait is that literally it ||for dunsparce||

[viscid adder]

og dunsparce for reference

[forest egret]

||So is that an evo or a regional||

[viscid adder]

||I SEE ANOTHER WING||

[viscid adder]

||evo.||

[meager oasis]

||Maybe it’s a big snake now||

[inland sparrow]

||supposed to be evo? oh wait it has a third spike under its chin||

[viscid adder]

||WOW
THEY WEREN'T KIDDING ABOUT THE MINECRAFT COMPARISONS||

[viscid adder]

||again, second head's its butt||

also...

[meager oasis]

||Minecraft in pokemon wow||

[meager oasis]

Woah

[viscid adder]

||BAD BOYS BAD BOYS
WHATCHA GONNA DO||

[shell grail]

||imagine being cooked alive by some minecraft blocks||

[shell grail]

what is this

[shell grail]

agreed

[viscid adder]

||a legendary!
one of four!
all have a dark type||

[shell grail]

wth is this

[viscid adder]

THERE SHE IS

||AND ARE THOSE LITTLE SMOLLIVS???||

[shell grail]

thatd be cool

[viscid adder]

||the b l o o m||

[shell grail]

||i thought this was a greavard evo||

[shell grail]

||spooky||

[meager oasis]

Oh right, I forgot graveard existed wheeze

[shell grail]

\

[viscid adder]

||ha
i knew it since the moment it arrived on our doorstep||

[forest egret]

Same

[viscid adder]

speaking of, we haven't heard anything about that doggo

[shell grail]

im stupid and was trying to pronounce it weird

[viscid adder]

non-leak related

DUDE DO WE LOOK LIKE WE CARE ABOUT YOUR BALLS?

[shell grail]

i saw that too lol

[patent rivet]

||Is that a convergent one?||

[viscid adder]

||ye||

[prime topaz]

time to see how badly this runs in yuzu

[shell grail]

yooooo

[shell grail]

ha

[patent rivet]

||Well, Dan did think it was a weird head with goofy legs||

[prime topaz]

well the intro movie is broken, so there's that

[patent rivet]

Remember to mark spoilers

[prime topaz]

of course

[viscid adder]

||THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FUFILLED||

[prime topaz]

not much to spoil right now since it's a black screen after character creation

[viscid adder]

||THE TENTACOOL CAN WALK||

[forest egret]

||He's a funny mushman||

[viscid adder]

||someone got pretty far||

||also, what did I tell ya?||
||any 'mon can become a specialist's type!||

[shell grail]

cool

[prime topaz]

yooo blindness representation in a mainline pokemon game?

[meager oasis]

L Get Up

[shell grail]

maybe you need to get up

[viscid adder]

||man
your emulator can't handle it
lol||

[viscid adder]

I GET KNOCKED DOWN
BUT I GET UP AGAIN

oh and ||new mon||

[shell grail]

dang

[viscid adder]

||oh yeah that one is pissed the f--k off||

[shell grail]

||bad hair day||

[shell grail]

whats this

[viscid adder]

||Welp
Primape definitely didn't get peace||

[viscid adder]

broh have you never seen a magikarp in your life?

[shell grail]

ope

[viscid adder]

remember this fish

||AND GODDAMN||

[shell grail]

i think this is what you should be seeing

[shell grail]

ha

[forest egret]

Woah

[meager oasis]

Oh wow

[viscid adder]

||yeah goddard's the name that will stick with this lad till he.... well.. he's already dead.
....lets say its stuck with him till the heat death of the universe.||

[viscid adder]

||and there she is!||

[shell grail]

looks much better in this one

[prime topaz]

please tell me that isn't smoliv

[meager oasis]

||Cool looking plant woman||

[shell grail]

shhhhh

[viscid adder]

||that's smolliv's mama||

[shell grail]

||spoilers||

[prime topaz]

||someone on the design team at pokemon thinks putting extremely long things or making a pokemonr eally fat is a good design cliche||

[viscid adder]

||VROOM VROOM MOTHER HONKERS||

[shell grail]

||revaroom......||

[forest egret]

So glad we got a name

[patent rivet]

Spoilers

[viscid adder]

||...so..... who's pooping their pants?||

[shell grail]

of god

[meager oasis]

[shell grail]

ha

[patent rivet]

Spoilers

[prime topaz]

fine but it's been an issue since gen4

[viscid adder]

||here he is without the big ass car||

[meager oasis]

MAMMUTH IS A POKEMON IN SCARLET VIOLOT OMG

[forest egret]

||Oh so he is a whole car? Nice||

[shell grail]

im just confused now

[viscid adder]

crap you just alerted ninja brian

[meager oasis]

Uh oh

[viscid adder]

spoiler your posts or else

[shell grail]

'

this will be ninja brian when you wake up

[viscid adder]

||i was so close to laughing||
||so close...||

[shell grail]

||he be rollin||

[viscid adder]

||AHHH SOMEONE HAS WIGGLET||

[shell grail]

yooooooooooooo

the people tweeting these are getting weirder and weirder

[viscid adder]

||the s q u a d||

[prime topaz]

||montherly||

[prime topaz]

yuzu was a bust, but ryujinx is faring a bit better

still not great

[viscid adder]

dafu-?

[patent rivet]

What’s with that name?

[prime topaz]

those are what I call my legally owned switches

[forest egret]

They all got names like that

[viscid adder]

||n i c k n a m e||

[patent rivet]

Ah yes, wild Pokémon nicknames

[viscid adder]

||KOREY IS THE NICKNAME OF THE LEGENDARY||

god

[shell grail]

||all the past and future ones have weird names||

[forest egret]

I think he means ||Slither Wing||

[patent rivet]

||And what about the name I’m referring to, Slither Wing?||

[viscid adder]

||pixies vs samurai||
||....that's new||

[viscid adder]

oh
||that's not a nickname
that's the name of the pokemon||

[forest egret]

||Every Paradox mon has a name like that||

[patent rivet]

||Hephaestus vs chess||

[shell grail]

it pulls of pieces of them and beats them with it

[patent rivet]

I don’t know how to spell his name

[viscid adder]

||if hephastus was a bunch of cute fairies||

[viscid adder]

||AND YOU BET YOUR ASS THERE'S VIDEO
https://twitter.com/i/status/1590560395282255872||

[meager oasis]

||Isn’t that just fiery dance?||

[shell grail]

cool

[meager oasis]

Except 100% chance instead of 50% it seems

(To boost spatk)

[patent rivet]

Moon loves spoiling things

[meager oasis]

People won’t even know what I’m talking about though

I’m not going to spoil all my messages

[viscid adder]

ahem...
||sir, an ai wouldn't make these.
because an ai would use data that's already available to them||
||and that s--t is new||

[viscid adder]

ah, so you're risking death by ninja brian just because?

[meager oasis]

yes

[shell grail]

no ai making this shit up

[patent rivet]

||We did it boys, an official Pokemon with halfpixels||

[meager oasis]

Woah! A wild Twitter person! They say they don’t have brains

[shell grail]

||how old is karaidon then||

[viscid adder]

||probably new
if my lab experiment theory is correct||

[viscid adder]

that's why I don't have a twitter!

tumblr's where its at

[forest egret]

||Past Paradox mons apparently aren't literally past versions of mons||

[meager oasis]

Discord is my only social media app

[shell grail]

||its eyes weird me out||

[hazy scarab]

anything on dunce?

[meager oasis]

Oooh cool typing

[meager oasis]

||There was an image with part of it revealed but the image is underwhelming||

[viscid adder]

||it ain't abundunce...
it's dudunsparce.
and I'm theorizing that it's a DOUBLE DUNSPARCE||

[hazy scarab]

||wait am i being gaslit or is gamefreek having a stroke||

[viscid adder]

||no.
it's real.
really real||

[hazy scarab]

oh lord

[viscid adder]

||trust me.
i'm in just as much disbelief as you are||

[shell grail]

ik

[hazy scarab]

the suspence pokemon lol

https://tenor.com/view/law-and-order-special-victims-unit-introduction-title-card-dun-dun-law-and-order-gif-14283401

[viscid adder]

||the v-smile mon!||

[shell grail]

||it might get the dragon type is my theory because one of the bossed is the false dragon||

[hazy scarab]

||eh its listed as normal||

[viscid adder]

||shrooms||

[hazy scarab]

||can someone ping me with this dunce image?||

[hazy scarab]

who made him emo

bille eyelash

[viscid adder]

||paradox waves||

[hazy scarab]

wow the gimik made him suicidle

omg

[shell grail]

i might go to bed its like 11:30 for me rn

[hazy scarab]

same

i should stop being sleep deprived

[viscid adder]

dude you're lucky that these are probably the most out of context texts ever
otherwise, ninja brian would've gotten your head

[meager oasis]

how do i spoil the image on laptop lol

ill just deletre it

[hazy scarab]

yea

[hazy scarab]

do /spoiler

[meager oasis]

oh

[hazy scarab]

why he caterpiller

[forest egret]

You can click the image and mark it as a spoiler

[hazy scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/raupe-nimmersatt-caterpillar-art-hungry-gif-16538016

[shell grail]

wth is this

[forest egret]

||presumably the crystal flower||

[hazy scarab]

looks like the pokemon that hit me with dig

[viscid adder]

||crystal bloom||

[shell grail]

||IT IS WUGTRIO||

[meager oasis]

i love it

[forest egret]

NOOOOOOO

[hazy scarab]

man i sure hope the 3 todlers hitting keybinds at nintendo dont start naming aga-

shuckle 2 electric boogaloo

[shell grail]

ha

[viscid adder]

||THE PSEUDO||

[shell grail]

they named it air fryer 💀

[patent rivet]

||Glad they couldn't come up with something original||

[viscid adder]

||then again, do you want to reinvent the wheel when its already perfect?||

waitwaitwait

don't post anything yet

[shell grail]

||dundunsparce is literally the fucking same|| im going to bed this has upset me

[viscid adder]

@hazy scarab

you asked about... him... right?

[patent rivet]

Show it

[forest egret]

That's shit

[meager oasis]

...?

[shell grail]

its 12 feet tall

[patent rivet]

How accurate

[viscid adder]

||god... it's so dumb....||
||and its so big...||

[prime topaz]

spoken like someone who's 5'10

[patent rivet]

||Well, at least Dunsparce can use Eviolite now||

[meager oasis]

||so its just... a big dunsparce? thats it?||

[viscid adder]

||uh...
what||

[prime topaz]

it's burtli!

[meager oasis]

dear god thats ugly

[viscid adder]

that's|| as tall as these boys||

[patent rivet]

||Man, why are they so obsessed with pandering to gen 1, Magnezone is so much better than Magneton||

[forest egret]

||Dunsparce size has never made sense||

[patent rivet]

He's long

[viscid adder]

||misdrevius is on there||

||....so no they didn't forget the other gens||

[prime topaz]

||older fans who are addicted are more likely to spend money on the outrageously overpriced merch and spend money on pokemon go||

[hazy scarab]

wait 2 segment form

[viscid adder]

||A PISSED OFF BOY||

[forest egret]

Oh I like that

[meager oasis]

oooh cool tail

[prime topaz]

mainline pokemon games are just vehicles for pokemon go roster updates, I'm sure we all know that by now

[patent rivet]

||What does that have to do with using the gen 1 Pokemon and not their gen 4 evolution added later? In fact, your example is similar, using the gen 2 Pokemon and ignoring the gen 4 evolution||

[viscid adder]

||....just because a pokemon can evolve does not mean its a natural thing.||

[prime topaz]

||also it's probably because they keep making you evolve megenton with the magnet rock instead of a proper evolution stone||

[hazy scarab]

his size is not sparce

[patent rivet]

What the heck is that supposed to
mean?

[viscid adder]

||I mean, misdrevius and magneton have to be evolved by
-having a stone
and
-going to a magnet field||

[viscid adder]

||If anything, its a mutation||

[hazy scarab]

if i had to guess i would say dunces size is length not hight but i wanna imagine its proportonite and actualy the size of a semi truck

[viscid adder]

||again, think eevee
mutations||

[prime topaz]

||well shit||

[viscid adder]

||killowattrel||

||STEGOSAURUS TIME||

||and who's this?||

[prime topaz]

||this is the epitome of phoning it in||

[meager oasis]

looks betternow

[forest egret]

Lol, I like ||Dondozo||

[viscid adder]

||how is that phoning it in?
the shiny version of garchomp is phoning it in.
this ain't it, chief||

[forest egret]

||the psuedo looks nice to me||

[viscid adder]

||a small lad||

[meager oasis]

||same, the base form is ugly as hell tho||

[viscid adder]

||....will he become big?||

[hazy scarab]

2v1?

[prime topaz]

||shinies in general are, not a controversial statement||

[shell grail]

gn imma catch up in the morning

[hazy scarab]

||not as big as the large lad himself dunce||

[forest egret]

||Dudunsparce is the epitome of phoning it in lol||

[prime topaz]

typing?

[viscid adder]

||HOLY SH----||

||PARASITE
PARASITE
PARASITE||

[viscid adder]

||water||

[forest egret]

Oh cool

[hazy scarab]

||yep but he big so its fine||

[prime topaz]

https://media.tenor.com/images/16afdf9cacbc49b1bad01530097be53b/tenor.gif

[viscid adder]

||it's so stupidly unoriginal that it winds around to become original again
like, we've seen worm dunsparces, dragon dunsparces... drill dunsparces...||

||the lad!||

[prime topaz]

that's cool

[prime topaz]

ik

[patent rivet]

||Sushi||

[hazy scarab]

yea the louse thing is pretty well known

[forest egret]

||and they're all better, imo. idk what you mean by originallity, Dudunsparce was made with the copy and paste tool ||

[prime topaz]

||nigiri to be exact||

[hazy scarab]

someone at nintendo has a sound board with the word dunsparce on it

[forest egret]

||He's the water/dragon sushi dude right?||

[patent rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-brian-ninjasexparty-ninja-brian-gif-5364133

Spoilers

[hazy scarab]

eh not really

its too vauge

[patent rivet]

Yes it is

[viscid adder]

||also, all those ideas would be predictable||

Uh yeah

put ninja brian away

[forest egret]

You must censor all mentions of ||dunsparce|| though

[patent rivet]

||Mentioning a Pokemon clearly implies it got some new form or evolution||

[viscid adder]

fair

well

you heard the guy

[hazy scarab]

no it implys that douge bowser president of nintendo is insane

[viscid adder]

||oh, and the boy doesn't evolve||

[hazy scarab]

they should have had him voice bowser

[patent rivet]

||Anyways, I think the only benefit of this evolution is Eviolite Dunsparce||

[viscid adder]

||fair
at least dunsparce is getting love||

[hazy scarab]

na kings rock is the way to go

[forest egret]

That's a plus yeah

[hazy scarab]

i belive

i dont fully remember

[hazy scarab]

finnaly

[viscid adder]

||punk dog... evolves into sad dog||

[hazy scarab]

aw

funny dogy

[patent rivet]

||The love of a lazy copy paste of certain body parts to troll fans of Dunsparce||

[hazy scarab]

hey at least it is something

[forest egret]

Aww

[prime topaz]

||LVL 35 maBoss||

[hazy scarab]

nooo

mob boss

mafia nooooo

[patent rivet]

||A pile of crap is also something, doesn't make it good||

[viscid adder]

||OH SNAP
A GODFATHER DOG?
A DOGFATHER???||

[hazy scarab]

if it makes my meal more viable go right ahead

[viscid adder]

oh snap...
and thus the fight begins

[prime topaz]

you don't get it, you need to euthusiastically shovel down crap [franchise] gives you or else you're not letting people enjoy things

[hazy scarab]

this chat is just the worse with no context

[viscid adder]

||WHY CAN'T YOU LET ME DIIIIIIE||

also

[prime topaz]

goodbye dark types

[viscid adder]

also also

[forest egret]

Ouch

[patent rivet]

||Oh wow, better earthquake||

[meager oasis]

what thehell is that

[forest egret]

Lol ew

[hazy scarab]

||wait didnt sword and shield pokedex entries have some hints of a dunsparce being big in ancient times||

[patent rivet]

What the heck

[hazy scarab]

this fuffils the profecy

[viscid adder]

||it's an earthquake hater's worse nightmare||

[prime topaz]

|| 🧞‍♂️ ||

[patent rivet]

||It was already big||

[hazy scarab]

very rather large

[viscid adder]

||superhero dolphin
it has another form||

[viscid adder]

||BUT WE NEEDED TO GET BIGGER||

[forest egret]

Don't like this one

[viscid adder]

||AND STUPIDER||

[forest egret]

||almost feces mon||

[hazy scarab]

wait it is

noooo

[meager oasis]

||so its definitely evolving into bug/psychic type||

[forest egret]

I like him

[viscid adder]

||psychic poop||

[patent rivet]

||Smoliv evo looks better here||

[forest egret]

Ye we saw that one a while ago

[forest egret]

That one too

[hazy scarab]

torkey?

[little whale]

||guys it's mud, be mature. It's just a coincidence they got it strangely close to that pile of donphan dung||

[viscid adder]

||here's the younger puppy to compare with the mob boss||

[viscid adder]

||ostrich||

[hazy scarab]

i say torkey

[forest egret]

||a psychic torkey||

[prime topaz]

real

[hazy scarab]

so a normal torkey?

[viscid adder]

||OSTRICH||

[hazy scarab]

torkey

[patent rivet]

||
Apparently legends||

[hazy scarab]

i am a torkey expert

[meager oasis]

weve seen all of these

[viscid adder]

||I'm probably guessing that we got a bad picture of him
....let's see how a normal picture of it looks?||

[hazy scarab]

||that avelanch pokemon?||

[viscid adder]

||seen those too||

[jovial onyx]

||bruh they made THREE dogs WHY 🤬||

[forest egret]

Why not

[patent rivet]

Maybe this is true?

[jovial onyx]

losing my mind

[prime topaz]

new vegas reference

[viscid adder]

||yeah. trust me. the makio dex never lies||

[viscid adder]

||why not?
the world needs more dogs!||

[patent rivet]

Another angle of ||Dudunsparce||

[forest egret]

Lol

Yeah we saw it

[hazy scarab]

the biggest boy

[viscid adder]

||SEEN THAT||

[viscid adder]

not as big as

[patent rivet]

Well I didn't see any of those posted here

[hazy scarab]

probably longer

[viscid adder]

scroll, dude.

[hazy scarab]

if hight is hight then length prob beats

[patent rivet]

Scroll what, up 10000 messages?

[hazy scarab]

escecialt girth

[patent rivet]

I have been sitting in this chat for a long while now

[spare roost]

remember, dunsparse is as big as a salamence

[forest egret]

Scrollin scrollin

[hazy scarab]

hight or length>

[viscid adder]

and now...
||baby time.||

[hazy scarab]

you are a dunce

[viscid adder]

...no one called me a dunce before! :3

[patent rivet]

Anyways, this part makes me think it could look better sometimes actually, didn't see it before

[restive urchin]

any of yall got to the first ost yet

[hazy scarab]

i did

[viscid adder]

||||looked at the back.
yeah there's no other head||
||but hey! it gets another segment!||

[hazy scarab]

think of it as a compliment

[patent rivet]

You almost got Brian angry

[viscid adder]

yes. I almost did

[patent rivet]

Spoilers

[viscid adder]

lol

[hazy scarab]

spoil this

like you literaly posted the new mon

i posted an old mon

we are not the same

[jovial onyx]

||the fandom begged for generations, and we get this 😭😭😭||

actual crumbs

[hazy scarab]

dont trash talk my boi

[viscid adder]

||THE DUCK'S MOVE||

[patent rivet]

||Still don't like that unevenly sized pixel style it has going||

[hazy scarab]

@patent rivet why tf you try hailing mods cause of a normal mon gif yet people are just posting actual new pokemon images

[patent rivet]

And guess what? They're making them spoilers

[restive urchin]

||minecraft real||

[hazy scarab]

thats not a spoiler

[viscid adder]

dude it is

[hazy scarab]

https://tenor.com/view/commie-sheep-minecraft-minecraft-sheep-commie-sheep-gif-19534264

oh lord

[restive urchin]

the actual spoilered image:

[viscid adder]

because we're talking about a game that hasn't come out...
yet...

[hazy scarab]

well my pc be bugging then

[patent rivet]

Legally anyways

[patent rivet]

You sure have a lot of short NSP clips

[hazy scarab]

this entire chat is made to misslead the uninfomed

[viscid adder]

yeah

[hazy scarab]

oh boy i sure love how charizard got another mega form

[viscid adder]

well anyway..
||SALT||

[hazy scarab]

and a 4th evolution

[jovial onyx]

||pokemon taking notes from the mobile game MonsterCrafter||

[viscid adder]

||holy crap this move is gonna do wonders on rocky boy
it GIVES THEM A WAY TO FIGHT ONE OF THEIR WEAKNESSES!!!||

[patent rivet]

||But only in the early levels, 40 pwr||

[hazy scarab]

probabky be better later on

[patent rivet]

||Moves don't grow in power||

[hazy scarab]

yea no duh

[viscid adder]

||BUT THAT TYPE ADVANTAGE THOOO||

[hazy scarab]

it would double at least ig for those types

[viscid adder]

||someone obtained the spamton||

[hazy scarab]

oh cool milotic got an evo

[patent rivet]

real

[hazy scarab]

100% legit not a scam

[viscid adder]

yep
totes real

[hazy scarab]

aight its 1224 and i gotta get up at 5

i hsould sleep

[jovial onyx]

same 😔

[restive urchin]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0-ctCvNqcw||

[prime topaz]

||undertale fans when they play a game and hear music||

[restive urchin]

||it's an absolute banger thats for certain lol||

[viscid adder]

||so twinkley...||

[forest egret]

||SV music is composed by Toby Fox||

[viscid adder]

||WOAH||

[restive urchin]

^

[viscid adder]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-dance-dance-moves-groove-cute-gif-17919727

[restive urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-18132843

[viscid adder]

||DIDN'T ASK FOR A WORLD ENDING RAVE BUT HERE WE ARE||

[restive urchin]

||LMAOOOO||

||you right on that one like this ost ATE on the beat||

[viscid adder]

||It's time...
to get CRUEL.||

[meager oasis]

||It looks like it has lips||

[forest egret]

||He's really ugly but in a good way I think||

[meager oasis]

👄

[viscid adder]

||looks very alien imo||

||the name of the prevo (kinda? idk)||

||H A||

[prime topaz]

informative

[forest egret]

He has bee

[viscid adder]

WAIT

[meager oasis]

||Showdown mode| OMG POKEMON SHOWDOWN IS CANON||

[forest egret]

NOOOOO

[viscid adder]

||DON'T LOSE HOPE ON DUNSPARCE||

[meager oasis]

OH

[forest egret]

||If this is true he could be redeemed||

[viscid adder]

||HE HOLDS AN ABUNDUNCE OF SECRETS||

[prime topaz]

||https://twitter.com/mitchellreports/status/583018540724170752||

[viscid adder]

||the makio leak pokedex hasn't let me down yet||

[forest egret]

||I still would've preferred if the normal form was different too, but if they actually do change it a little more for the forms then that can be good||

[viscid adder]

||IT LOOKS LIKE SAD DOG HAS A SECRET... AT NIGHT.||

[meager oasis]

Oh dear

[meager oasis]

||THE TRAIN WORM||

[prime topaz]

let's play: pokemon or mario enemy

[viscid adder]

||https://twitter.com/i/status/1590581450507943939||

.....

||crap I now know what I can name this guy now....||

||Plus he has a sword.... so...||

[meager oasis]

||Ooooh that’s really cool the peacock tail||

[forest egret]

||Ah so those are like peacock feathers, nice||

[viscid adder]

||I LOVE THIS MON ALREADY||

[restive urchin]

||https://twitter.com/i/status/1590579925123489793||

another ost

[meager oasis]

Oh god

[viscid adder]

||AW SNAP
PAWMO JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GYM||

[forest egret]

||We have seen Pawmi's final evo already, but I would like to see a clearer picture of it||

[viscid adder]

||and what's its name.
And what kinds of gains it has now||

[forest egret]

||The Natty kind||

[viscid adder]

I GUESS I'M ON THE ||QUAXLY ||BANDWAGON

[forest egret]

||Pawmo really is just Pawmi on two legs right, like is there anything else to him||

||He learned how to evolve from Slowpoke||

[viscid adder]

||AND I'M NAMING HIM DANNY SEXBANG||
||IF THAT DOESN'T FLY, IT'S GONNA BE SWEETNUTS
AND IF NEITHER CAN FLY, IT'S S-BANG OR S-NUTS||

[restive urchin]

||bro fr said 🦚 ||

[viscid adder]

||hey, evolution can be as basic as that!||

[viscid adder]

||MOUSE FAMILY
MOUSE FAMILY||

||WHO CARES IF ITS BASIC
IT FITS||

||also
DAAAAMN||

[meager oasis]

Holy crap

||It’s ball of turd turned into a whole galaxy||

[forest egret]

||Unholy crap||

[restive urchin]

||haha its modeled after a dung beetle get it ge- * dies from pun cringe *||

[forest egret]

He's really cool

[viscid adder]

||SPACE POOP||

[forest egret]

||Toadscruel reminds me a little of the Silt Striders from Morrowind||

[forest egret]

Nice

[viscid adder]

||the worm... no longer the size of a bus||

[meager oasis]

||That’s it’s real size? :(||

[viscid adder]

||yep||

[forest egret]

||Bebi worm||

[viscid adder]

||It's the size of a boa constrictor, but still...
no bus||

||OH AND MY PEACOCK BOY DANCES IN HIS IDLE ||

||https://twitter.com/i/status/1590585383422545920||

||The bus!||

||He's still big! But again, he's snake big||

||https://twitter.com/i/status/1590585425932189696||

||also
HA||

||There would be no sadness...
If we were super gay...||

||Hey everybody!
Gimmieghoul's evolution is here!||

[forest egret]

||I still like gator more but I've really come around to Quaqaval||

[forest egret]

Lol wow

[viscid adder]

||he runs away with all of your cash||
||and now that he has a body
he can do all the swag things he wants||

||also, I love that the chest is also a belt||

[meager oasis]

||Is that a Lego pokemon||

[viscid adder]

||no
IT'S A COIN DOLL
hecking called it. WOOT||

[limpid depot]

||It looks like a 2000s fruit juice mascot ||

[viscid adder]

||I hecking love him||
||I want to give this happy pickpocketing boy a big hug||

[patent rivet]

||I like the silly mushroom||

[forest egret]

||Looks like a Rocket Power character lol||

[forest egret]

Same

[patent rivet]

||and the big butt bird||

[viscid adder]

||This man cannot handle the smug gay aura||

||https://twitter.com/i/status/1590581793509736454||

||GAAAH I LOVE THIS GUY ALREADY||

[forest egret]

||I do hate Inteleon too, but the other 2 are pretty cool||

[meager oasis]

Agreed

[restive urchin]

||https://twitter.com/palkiaorigin/status/1590588166028656640||
bopper again

[patent rivet]

That’s pretty funny looking

[viscid adder]

||TOBY BANGING THE TUNES||

||DJ ANNOYING DOG IN THE HOUSE!||

[restive urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/haechan-127hivemind-alpha-wolf-nct-nct-haechan-gif-26541424

[viscid adder]

||helloooo new meme template||

[restive urchin]

||shark teeth||

[viscid adder]

||spooky boy||

[forest egret]

||His eyes remind me of Dhelmise's compass||

[meager oasis]

Same

[patent rivet]

||Dhelmise is pretty cool||

[forest egret]

||I agree, and I like this dude too||

[limpid depot]

||Maybe a bit too simple
But it works fine||

[viscid adder]

||sure, go on the lame cat bandwagon||

[patent rivet]

||I think that Popplio evo looks rather ugly||

[viscid adder]

||primarina gang™️||

||he's going on the cat train because the cat looks feminine and evolves feminine||

||sad||

[forest egret]

||That Quaqaval design is badass||

[meager oasis]

Dear god those are horrendous popplio evos

[viscid adder]

....You know what?
Ninja Brian can spare you.
Because that is a valid opinion

[meager oasis]

||Strange that they don’t like primarina but also wanted waifu sprigatito||

[viscid adder]

||it's almost as if...
this guy only likes it...
if the gender appearance is consistent... rather than breaking the mold.||

[meager oasis]

Mmmmm

[viscid adder]

||well anyway
no new mons...
BUT...||

||N I C E||

[limpid depot]

||Tbh I kinda understand lol
I prefer when ya can tell where an evo line is going from the start
It going for a totally different thing can be disappointing if ya liked where it felt it was going||

[viscid adder]

||expectations can really be a b-word
that's why I just... don't expect and see the insanity unfold||

[limpid depot]

||I mean I wouldn't call it insanity lol
Not having expectations just feels like having low expectations sometimes
I rather hope than just have no preferences or opinions that aren't just acceptance heh
But that's too weird deep philosophy shit for a kids franchise discourse lol ||

[viscid adder]

||oh we're calling it insanity
I mean, the human-like dolphin evo?
twitter just went up in flames after that||

[limpid depot]

||Haven't seem that one
Tho I still wouldn't call people orgasmisming over pokemon news insanity
That's just normal fandom culture lol ||

[forest egret]

||love the character progression here||

[limpid depot]

||These are fun
Def. would call em simple evos done well||

[surreal shell]

there it is

[limpid depot]

||They'll probably wreck competitive lol Fairy Steel is a crazy typing||

[viscid adder]

||from what I've seen,
that's not orgasming. this is the exact opposite of orgasming.||

[forest egret]

Yeah i'm not a fan of that one

[limpid depot]

||BWAHAHAHAH||

[viscid adder]

||Well it's only one picture, so who the heck knows||

[forest egret]

||clearer image of Pawmo evo||

[meager oasis]

||What the, is it ironman or something?||

[patent rivet]

Yes

[forest egret]

Yes

[viscid adder]

||defibulator pads!||

||...WAIT
I GOT IT||

||I CAN SEE WHY THEY ARE CUTE NOW||

[meager oasis]

||Does it have a final evo?||

[viscid adder]

||THEY'RE POKEMON CENTER MONS||

[restive urchin]

||https://twitter.com/i/status/1590597410711298049||
another ost

[viscid adder]

||THEY WORK FOR NURSES||

[forest egret]

||That is the final evo||

[limpid depot]

||Looks better upclose
Tho
Something about it vaguely freaks me out ||

[meager oasis]

Oh…

[forest egret]

||Pawmi, Pawmo and this dude, who we haven't gotten a name for yet||

[viscid adder]

||mmm...
very "it's raining somewhere else"||

[restive urchin]

trueee

[viscid adder]

||Pawmi, Pawmo, and.... Pawmus?||

[meager oasis]

||Wait it’s a 3 stage evo line? It barely changes||

[forest egret]

Lol ik

[forest egret]

I could see it

[limpid depot]

||Oh I thought this one was just the second lol||

||Feels like the second could've been skipped ||

[restive urchin]

||you gotta love pikachu clones! /lh ||

[forest egret]

I agree, yeah

[viscid adder]

||they knew what they were doing.||

[meager oasis]

||Oh, didn’t realise it was a pikachu clone. Makes more sense now ig||

[restive urchin]

||I mean it is electric type, circle cheeks w the like pointyish ears, small, rodent like,, passes pikachu clone checklist||

[viscid adder]

||it's fight night at twitter!
...wait. it's always fight night at twitter
what am I saying||

[restive urchin]

||hell it has the little dots for eyes with the shine||

[viscid adder]

||ninja brian looking guy has the engine||

[forest egret]

||I assume all the dudes have the engine as a component to their fight||

[limpid depot]

||Heh
Poison ninjas
Haven't seem that connection since uh
I guess the Let's Go games aren't that long ago
Godammit Kanto you're making even the subtle callbacks less impactful ||

[viscid adder]

||this guy's poison.
both the trainer and the 'mon||

[forest egret]

||I know but apparently the engine attached to the car is like a bossfight for all the leaders||

||The modified one||

[prime topaz]

reverb fart wav

[forest egret]

Lol

Lol, this is great

[forest egret]

You don't understand how scary ||Quaquaval|| is

[viscid adder]

||it's the gayness, isn't it||

[prime topaz]

what do you think the phobic parts means huh

[viscid adder]

||guy needs to grow a spine||

[forest egret]

||Meowscarada sig||

[limpid depot]

||Yall are being way too judgy about people not liking a design lol ||

[forest egret]

I thought it was a joke lol

You guys are bullying this poor poor man

[viscid adder]

ok that recent statement was a j-...wait
HE WAS SERIOUS???
yeah backing away

[prime topaz]

||I don't think the tweet came across as not liking the design?||

[meager oasis]

Oooh that’s fun

[viscid adder]

||deadly magician||

[limpid depot]

Like, jokes or not, don't go around implying anyone's homophobic for not liking a pokemon is what I'm saying
It's just a really harsh joke to randomly throw around lol

[forest egret]

Agreed

[viscid adder]

ok

agreed

....but aren't we gonna mention the watermark going on?

[forest egret]

Which one

The centro watermarks?

[viscid adder]

y e s

[prime topaz]

maybe he's just hydrophobic

||I didn't know the final evo was going to be a peacock, makes sense btw||

||not a fan but at least the idea is good||

[forest egret]

||I thought it was funny because he kinda does look like a weird fnaf character lol||

[lament glen]

this shot actually looks cool what the

[viscid adder]

r e a d t h e t e x t

||BAD BOY BAD BOY
AND HE'S A SNAIL||

[forest egret]

Woah

[meager oasis]

Ooooh

[limpid depot]

||Ooo I like this snail ||

[meager oasis]

That’s cool design

[forest egret]

||Is that a legendary||

[prime topaz]

now that's the good stuff

[viscid adder]

||yep! one of four!
all of them have a dark type||

[forest egret]

Awesome

[lament glen]

this is a great final evo, I'm relieved xD

[viscid adder]

OH SNAP HERE COMES ||THE LAST ONE||

[forest egret]

Ooh yes

[wanton idol]

got some help from leparagon he's an actual legend lol

[prime topaz]

||the four legendary kinds, you love to see it||

[forest egret]

Lol I love it

[forest egret]

Ayy, awesome

[meager oasis]

||So all of these legendaries have evolutions?||

[viscid adder]

||no
they have no evos||

[forest egret]

I think those silhouettes are just placeholders

[meager oasis]

Oh

[forest egret]

||But cool dudes. If I had to guess I would assume they're some sort of elemental spirits||

[rich coral]

I'll perfectly honest thid gen might be the worst official monster designs of the genre.

[prime topaz]

bad take

[meager oasis]

||So this also includes the noodle wolf and the thing with a big bowl on its head from earlier?||

[forest egret]

I've liked most of the dudes shown

[meager oasis]

Same

Lots of great designs

[forest egret]

Yes

[meager oasis]

Neat

[limpid depot]

Tbh I try to stay positive but I admit it's been a mixed bag for me lol

[forest egret]

That's ok. It's not objective or anything

[meager oasis]

That’s normal, especially when seeing em for the first time

[limpid depot]

I dunno why exactly but even the ones I liked feel they could be a bit better

[forest egret]

You can like/dislike to your hearts content

[limpid depot]

And just a few feel like the worst possible
If Stounjouner didn't exist at least

[prime topaz]

a lot of new pokemon have an oversimplified look. gen2 had this issue too, but it's to make it easier to make merch, or in this case I think it's to be easier to put into pokemon go

[limpid depot]

Yeah it gives me gen 2 vibes

[viscid adder]

I kinda had similar feelings when I first saw eiscue
but his goofy ice cube head grew on me

[forest egret]

Wait you don't like Stonejourner? I'M NOT ALONE!

[limpid depot]

And I
Don't like gen2 designs very much lol

[rich coral]

At least Stonjourner had things like a texture and a coherent concept.

[meager oasis]

The designs look super complex to me

[prime topaz]

||pawmi's evo line for example looks like total shite and yet it's going to be the pikachu-like mascot? insane||

[meager oasis]

WAY too complex for stuff like klawf

[limpid depot]

Nah nothing has been quite as bad as that
Some come close but
That's hard to top (bottom?) for me

[forest egret]

||The other pikaclones aren't that great either imo||

[rich coral]

Did you even see things like the Gimmighoul evo?

[limpid depot]

That's at least interesting, if dumb and silly looking

[restive urchin]

the one I like the least is ||flittle||
||already looks wack enough, then the shiny is actual shit brown||

[limpid depot]

Stonjer is just
Dumb

[viscid adder]

||y e s||
||and I love him||

[forest egret]

||I love that goofy guy, gold man||

[limpid depot]

Like, at least they tried very hard

[forest egret]

Awesome

[limpid depot]

Instead of just
Sticker face on real world thing

[rich coral]

Its complexity is not the problem, that is adequate.
No it's just that the chosen details look creepy.

[forest egret]

I actually found Klawf to be boring imo

[prime topaz]

take bisharp's design compared to ||its new evo. what the hell is with the GIGANTIC mustache? who thinks that's an upgrade ?||

[viscid adder]

OH!|| we got the name of the spinosaurus/stegosaurus guy now!||

[forest egret]

Huh, nice

[rich coral]

Oh bite me, you know that's no excuse.

Working hard for nothing is self-torture, and we shouldn't go around and praise.

Work smarter not hard, pal.

[limpid depot]

To me it's that
They have a bigger focus on cute factor and not much wow cool stuff
It feels very unbalanced, with even the big monsters looking just a touch toylike

[prime topaz]

and what the hell is going on here?

[forest egret]

Relax, it's not that big of a deal

[viscid adder]

||He probably killed a king and changed the course of european history to get that name||

[rich coral]

...you think Klawf is supposed to look cute?

[viscid adder]

||dolphinmon.||

[lament glen]

||Have we seen the final stage tumblewood?||

[prime topaz]

pokemon is the most profitable media franchise of all time. it's okay to expect a bit more from them because of that

[wanton idol]

done with this i thin

[limpid depot]

I know, I know
But like
It's better than not trying at all like Stonjournor lol

[viscid adder]

yep!

[rich coral]

Very easy to say if you're not the one being dismissed.

[lament glen]

show pls

[restive urchin]

honestly I like ||bisharp's new evo||

[lament glen]

oh, thats the 2nd stage?

[limpid depot]

Yeah but in an ugly way

[lament glen]

damn

[prime topaz]

there are definitely some great ones this gen which is more than I can say for gen8

I think the only pokemon I personally liked from sw/sh was falinks

[lament glen]

I think I like quite a few, but I also dislike a lot of them

[viscid adder]

||yeah I agree! they definitely upped the samurai influences||

[limpid depot]

Nah gen 8 had
Some stand outs for me

[wanton idol]

i think a lot of em will grow on me

[viscid adder]

FALINKS MY BELOVED

[wanton idol]

rn i like a lot of them

[viscid adder]

my little lads

[forest egret]

Enough of this, if you're gonna get mad simply because people don't agree with you then you should just take a step back

[prime topaz]

they rule

[viscid adder]

yeah same

[forest egret]

No one's demeaning or insulting you

[limpid depot]

I really think the best way to describe my thoughts is that it reminds me of gen 2 and that's personally a big downside for me

[prime topaz]

oh and the clobbopus line. love them even more

[forest egret]

Those are cool

[meager oasis]

I loved heaps of mons from gen 8

[forest egret]

Same

[forest egret]

Aww that's sad. I like gen 2

[meager oasis]

Rillaboom became my favourite starter of all time and arctozolt one of my favourite Pokémon

[forest egret]

But i know a lot of people who don't

[meager oasis]

Interesting

[limpid depot]

I only like most gen 2 mons I like cuz they got evos later lol

[forest egret]

That's fair

[viscid adder]

||a guy had a theory....||

[meager oasis]

||Would be cool if they made that gimmick for moves like hyper beam etc ||

[meager oasis]

||Oh my god if it’s actually based on minilla then I will be fine with it being ugly||

[forest egret]

||That'd make it way more useable||

[limpid depot]

||~~The final evo looks like a steel charizard lol ~~||

[lament glen]

Looks really cool! A legi? Or just a dude?

[forest egret]

Legi

[viscid adder]

||legi||

[prime topaz]

||the dark legendaries|| are pretty cool. finally happy to see legendaries that don't make me roll my eyes again

[viscid adder]

||ladies and gents...
front facing clod||

[restive urchin]

||honestly the first stage looks like it came out the pacman and the ghostly adventures show and I cant unsee it||

[meager oasis]

Beautiful

[viscid adder]

||OH GOD THAT SHOW||
||God I hate it
so cheesy
Eugh||

||also
ICECREAM||

[forest egret]

||Regional vanillite lessgo||

[prime topaz]

||choclilite with rock/ice type||

||cuz it's rocky road||

[restive urchin]

😭 ||cant escape it I swear||

[meager oasis]

||The different vibe these two give off is amazing lol||

[viscid adder]

||🫂 ||

[viscid adder]

||prevo: ha ha funny poop man
evo: G O D||

[meager oasis]

Fr wheeze

[viscid adder]

....it short circuits my Brian.

[meager oasis]

Rip brain

[viscid adder]

How it started:

https://tenor.com/view/nsp-brian-jump-bounce-ninja-gif-22987528

How it's going:

https://tenor.com/view/nsp-gif-5365252

[restive urchin]

have you seen ||quaquaval's walk cycle tho||

[viscid adder]

||y e s||

||and i love it||

[forest egret]

Lol, yeah

[restive urchin]

this was my honest reaction seeing it

[forest egret]

Awesome

[meager oasis]

||Dlc related? Uh oh…||

[forest egret]

||spide||

[meager oasis]

||I love the spiders, although the moustache on the final evo is kinda ugly||

[forest egret]

||Lol. I like it||

[viscid adder]

||METAL GEAR||

[forest egret]

||blue crabber||

[meager oasis]

Is that shiny klawf?

[viscid adder]

||ye||

and with that... I'm all out of juice

night, guys.

[forest egret]

See ya

[meager oasis]

Interesting

[patent rivet]

||The anti mummy||

[meager oasis]

||The electric/flying bird had its final evo also leaked I think||

[forest egret]

||Oh yeah? I thought that was the final one||

[meager oasis]

Oh wait I think it’s the same one nvm

[forest egret]

Ye

[meager oasis]

||Ooooh flittle evolves into the ostrich||

[forest egret]

||Ye flittle seems to be a chick||

||Espathra is a fun word to say||

[meager oasis]

||What does it mean by “book” at the bottom?||

[white jungle]

||So many dogs this gen||

[forest egret]

No idea

[meager oasis]

Fr

[white jungle]

||I'm assuming that ice dragon is the pseudo||

[vestal aurora]

Yes

[white jungle]

||And it doesn't look fast so in that case look forward to it being only useful in this generation lmao||

[vestal aurora]

||Ngl guys i like most designs from this gen, i'm a happy man||

[forest egret]

||I like most of them too||

||The typing combined with Gigaton Hammer, I think Tinkaton's gonna be a competitive powerhouse||

[meager oasis]

||I hope they give all the recharge moves that same mechanic gigaton hammer has||

||So then they aren’t garbage||

[vestal aurora]

||Yeah, makes sense imo||

||Cause most recharge moves are really good stab and are not worth it otherwise||

[meager oasis]

||It’d probably be decently balanced as well, since you wouldn’t be able to slap on a choice item or anything unless you want to struggle every second turn||

Also pokemon showdown is gonna be crazy once they add all the new pokemon and stuff in lol

Won’t be as crazy as swsh though because swsh had dynamaxing

[forest egret]

It'll be more varied though probably

[lament meteor]

ima be real...

and i dont wanna say this cause purple is my favorite color

proof^

but scarlet is the better game