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I do
😭
@stable quest
I’m scared that it will fade 😦
I'd just die.
What if i tell you theres vampire cards there tho
Whoever knocked it over would die.
Obv they just tapped every enemy loses life I gain life cards 
I got a few vampire cards like amalia and st elenda
Lmao
wow
Do I have to like steal the opponent's wallet or...?
Festive
Regarding the previous conversation
Apparently there’s a red wind warning over me
Ruh roh
Big storm coming
Oh apparently not?
Idk, the weather app is saying no
Wait
Which is it
Oh the red warning is western wales
Then why is it warning ME
Smh my nephew is having problems at my old school with aggressive ass teachers, ugh!
YOU HAVE A NEPHEW!?
If I could I would go over and give them a piece of my mind, the last thing a little kid needs is to be yelled at my a random stranger which worsen his grades and makes him scared to go to school
And a niece
imagine having a nephew who goes to school 
WHAT
I only have a 4 month old niece
I have so many fucking kids
I didn't know legion was married
The teachers can eat them alive if they want
Well, to be fair I am an Only child now
Both my sisters have children that are in middle school, one of my sister's is 30-31 while the year is a 2 maybe years older?
1-They're not my children I mean family members
2-Why do you have to be married to have kids anyways?
idk
That's crazy
My friend is getting married aged 24
you have friends?
Im 25 and still have never gone on a date lmao
Smh my sister sent me a photo of the teacher and it was the other math teacher at our school so not like she even knows me smh
1
o:
My friends are a buncha virgins lol
Yeah... I used to be popular in school... but when I became disabled, they all disappeared
oof
Looking back at it, I was tiny as a 5th grader. I can't understand the audacity to yell at children that age and size.
goo goo ga ga
Some people are like that.
My neighbor next door spends most of the day insulting her children.
1-8th grade teachers get on some weird fucking power trips. Not a single teacher yells at us in highschool
I'll tea her ass with some hot tea
That has to be the lest threatening thing you've said so far.
Fair enough
Lmao they made saber into a card 
Wtf is this shop's name
shaman
wow
Why?
idk
Find out.
me send that already
Poyo
Funnily enough pokemon got it right
There’s literally no one coming in, I have no clue why they need me here for 3 more hours
Incase someone comes in
it sucks that I don't have an appropriate friday anime gif
friday anime gifs are filled with frieren for some reason
Oh lord
Its about to make 72×4 tokens
Sick
And it crashed
Guess the game cant handle 288 tokens
wow i'm surprised that u changed your pfp
he did?
you did
oh
I’d change mine, but tequila season never ends
Uhh time to open arena
green black....are we related?
A fellow golgari enjoyer??
Excuse you, Blood Ravens are loyal
lo
pfp change time
smh that's really ugly
nvm that's just shitty pc quality
anyway chat is very dead
I guess people still have shit to do in weekdays.
I mean it's a friday
Still a weekday.
I’m back
Where's front?
Murdered 
Got its sides sent into orbit.
It's incredible how the epic store is still so bad.
Had to close it with the task manager.
1 hour left, I’ve been so bored this entire shift 
Overrated planet.
HERETIC
Currently watching krakduck talk about Cadian Shocktrooper
Unrelated but did you know that Canada during ww1 is responsible for the Geneva convention
They did things
I actually like Cadia.
It demonstrates GW is so bad at building and finishing plotlines that people has to get attatched to the one moderately sized event for years on end.
I love being proven right, it feels like being complimented on a job well done.
The planet broke before the guard did 🫡
I mean, that’s fair
They just did like the orks and made the shattered planetoids strongholds for all the 5 minutes they lasted withiout an atmosphere.
True heroes of the empire.

I figure in universe that the Imperium love their martyrs
I mean, yeah?
The thing is that in their eyes you're either a martyr or a heretic so it's kind of void.
So it makes sense that the imperium wouldn’t shut up about it
I think the closest thing they have to someone who's neutral would be a servitor.
Lobotomites!?
I uh
I looked up old world blues and for some reason there's a rotating model of Zelda in a school uniform if you scroll a bit?
Weird.
I think that’s the girl link, right
Not Zelda?
Mmmm swarms
Anyhow yeah the empire sees any sort of non-heretical combat as the bravest most emperor-pilled shit and calls everyone a loyal servant and everything because propaganda so insisting on Cadia in-universe when every day a planet blows up fighting a 60 year old war against chaos, orks, tyrannids and the eldar (like they do in the videogames to justify the multiple factions).
Swarms
One card
Blegh
Blegh
Maybe it’s a Spartan never die type shtick
If people found out how many planets got wiped out. There would be mass panic
Unfortunately i only play 2 in the deck 😔
I'd argue there should be mass panic over just finding out you live in a hive city.
Well that’s not very imperium of you
I'm not gonna try to apply common sense to the empire or anything because it as an idea is exaggerated by nature I'm just saying that it kinda shows that GW hasn't come up with anything Cadia-like in a while.
Funniest thing to me is gene stealer cults
Bob from accounting with his third arm and purple skin.
Must be one of them mechanicus fans or something.
Like “Yay, we stopped the human resistance and now the star children are here to save us! WHY ARE THEY EATING US”
I think they know.
They don’t iirc
Aren't they suppossed to know?
Huh
Like they are connected to the patriarch which should be connected to the hivemind.
They was a moment in lore where one of the genestealer leaders eagerly greeted their saviours and was immediately eaten
Dude aint no way i lost this, i was winning the entire time 😭
Moral of the story, don’t side with the people who want to consume your biomass
So who do you side with?
Craftworld Eldar? They're gonna put your soul in a stone.
The empire quite literally eats its people as army rations.
Honestly nobody Lmao
I’m gonna be a chaos daemon but not evil
Maybe mechanicus.
We’ve literally had like 2 people come in in the last hour, this is one boring hell
You would be lobotomised
And turned into a floating skull
But GW is no fun and they've got this stupid idea that if someone in the mechanicus isn't Cawl and they try something new they are at risk of chaos corruption.
I guess you could live happily ever after as one of Trazyns museum exhibitions
Do you prefer tons of clients?
I'm gonna be the machine spirit of a train and derail myself over a hiveworld gang hideout.
Well
For the Emperor, I guess?
I mean, at least when it’s super busy I’m not bored out of my skull?
Wuwa won mobile game of the year😒
Ha…as if they’d give me that much of a raise, I don’t even get holiday pay
Genshin won this...
Perhaps
Well that sucks ass.
Can't say the update was that great, but compared to the competition below I guess it's fine
I don't even have a joke for it.
What visual spectacle are we talking here...
Warframe has a mobile game?
Huh
Age of Empires???
What the fuck is going on in phones
Also the Solo Leveling one making it is weird, I thought it came out like 2 months ago.
Yeah I don't understand the eligibility either
I guess they sort them out by popularity + coming from big studios, as happens with most game awards.
So daddy issues.
I have bad brain fog irl
Sometimes I struggle to get words out
Happens
Praise the Omnissiah
He will return soon 🙂
So much hate.
Time to read 👹
he can see the chat
Ik that,but it's mor effective and hurtful to say it directly as if he's not here
Oof only 1 day and 16 hours of peace left
tbf there was not that much difference, some were compensating his randomness
It was definitely more peaceful in my opinion
Mhm why is he playing a plains
Oh thats so lame
He went from cool to lame and dumb in 1 card
Yeahh scratch all those islands, no one likes blue anyway
Michael Mouse my behated.
Michael the mouse
Micholas
Micolash
It’s all connected
I have too much insight
Finally, I’m free 
Free to sleep.
Me waiting for the PC port.
It’s only 3 o’clock, I’m not that desperate for sleep 
Pm?
Yes
Wouldn't it be nice though?
At least until I wake up at midnight and can’t get back to sleep
True, shame Maryland has to be so damn expensive to live in though
I’m British
You have our condolences.
I do feel like that.
I just realised it’s shaped like an angry bird
That's never a good mental image to have.
i mean, basic design wise, people read the top one first
Yeah
I didn’t make it, I just stole it
Wth is he playing
Anyone cracked at Haskell
Wahoo, time to listen to some Green Day instead of studying
Understandable.
ONE TWENTY ONE GUNS
Anyway, time to eepy
Hi Hio
I go bed now
Ni ni
who farted here
Daily reminder: technically, Hoopa never defeat any legendary since all he does is just, block other legendary attack using his ring then shot them with a beam, which push them into his ring and teleported them to somewhere else.
Regigigas would demolished hoofraud if he/she doesn't have Slow Start
a reminder
out here shiny hunting in hogwards legacy, found 2 already, kinda weird how the plot is we gotta protect the beasts from poachers...by capturing them sometimes using force and removng them from their natural habitat, then putting them in small cages for their produce. but yeah we are defintily doing a good deed here
not to mention catching them to be sold
Dandadan, the anime that wasn't supposed to exist, but somehow has everything.
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Have you guys ever had instant noodles?
YeAH
Do you like the noodles soft or crunchy?
-# I like them crunchy
Lemme explain-
explain rn.
You know you cook instant noodles they get softer overtime right?
uhuh..
-# 
Not the saaaammeeee
and it could still be crunchy
how is it not the saaamee
-# I guess atleast its not full on crunchy
That's crunchy sautee and it taste different
Idk I'm not a cooking expert but it taste different
I’m so cold, why does this weather have to suck 
Haha northern hemispherist
dont you have 2 blankets and a jacket cori
Somehow it’s not technically considered winter yet
"feels like 20 degrees"
Actually I do, quilt, fleece blanket, and and hunting gear flannel jacket, at this point I should just turn the house heat up higher
Wait that's not the northern hemisphere temperature
yeah probably a good idea
It is if you’re a dirty American Fahrenheit user
LMAOO

I've never heard someone measure it in kelvin
NOT EVEN IN HIGHSCHOOL
maybe i did i just didnt remember
My siblings can walk around in shorts fine, and I’m cold even with several layers and a blanket…super unfair
ask for their warmth
I am NOT voluntarily touching my siblings, I’d rather freeze alone lmao
I didn't mean as in touch..
Real
no more amarocked zan
Now I go by ml²¨θ-(-mgl sinθ)=0
I can see that
next up its going to be the square root of pi zan
Hot take: I find that π not having an ending number doesn't make sense
Like even the most perfect of perfect circles, it has to end and meet the other end
I mean atleast theres a amongus in pi
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@lime roost
-# 
If we ever create a perfect circle one day, someone needs to measure its circumference and radius down to the Planck length if they need to so that we can find the actual find the actual number of π
maybe in the next hundreds of years

what
8 am is prime time for being funny
8 am is the time you wake up, realize its saturday and go back to sleep
why waste 1/3 ofyour life sleeping when you can unlock you true funny potential
I enjoy 3 things in life, and 3 of them are sleep
Me entering the forbidden hour of the day
Indeed
get yo money up and yo funny up 🔥
You really do need to follow that advice.
man I havent played IA in a while
??????
Wha
No wait I remember
Understandable.
It's an out of context Kamen Rider scene btw
This should be proper.
I should probably get to sleep, I have more work tomorrow…
prepare thyself
Cinderella in nikke be like
Shit, I completely forgot to take my antidepressants
morning yuty
people here r dead atm
Oh
Sleeping.
Yes, I probably should be
Sweet dreams.
just used the dna splicers on myself and the wall
Dog
kitties
I also have kitties
the grey one is violent
I too have dogs (They like to eat my sister’s cache of chocolate, save for the dark chocolate, but they don’t really complain.)
Dog’s been goin’ through it. I bet the bone’s A great listener.
I dont know what she's been goin through. All she does is shit on my mom's carpet and sleep
She looks either depressed or tired.
She's angry. She has short person rage
Meanwhile my other dog is the dumbest, nicest dog ever
So she’s part-chihuahua?
No but it feels like it
My dogs are expert ghost hunters. They love to bark at ghosts that we can’t see
Apparently same. According to my stepdad My dog was just fascinated by something we couldn't see
Well if you haven't seen any ghosts around it means they're working well.
My friend saw blue box by thinking it was a sports anime lmfao
It is a sports romance
He isn’t into romance yet
Ew
...
How am I supposed to play badmin- nvm
Only if blue lock had people animating it


Who knows
i might be dead
Lol

You know when you read something and it's so realistically because it perfectly reflects how it would actually play out but it makes you uncomfortable regardless but also makes it feel super well written? Yeah that's what happened yesterday with apothecary diaries when I read it and idk what to say 😓
sorry i made you feel that way saber 
even though i didnt mean anything weird or anything
i was thinking about png lock
ahem..
blue lock.
Imperial china, you're weird!
Budget lock tbf
I wasn't talking about anything you said hiomura
Just stating how weird I felt yesterday
That didn't exist
No, I'm slowly going at it, I have 400k+ something, don't remember exactly, I'm in bed
Why not?
i dont knoww
the mods made it like that
rotd and trident
you either get the ancient isle’s rods or kings rod and etc
thats why i was thinking about quitting fisch but couldnt
Oh god I didn't think it was this late.
Imma just watch and catch up on seasonal anime, it has been days since I even watched 1 episode
weeks since I watched re:zero tho
I saw Saber and realized either he's awake at 5am or it's 1am for me.
Gn
7 am
Be a good boy and go to sleep
Want a bedtime story?
so you should sleep legion
I'm definitely not sleeping after that.
What does that mean...
That I'm not going to sleep I just said it smh
Okay then
Sobered me up.
What does that even mean
Smh I'm still not over yesterday, I wish everything was sunshine and rainbows and jinshi and Maomao could've just had a sweet and cute slow burn 😓
Is it too much to ask?
Clearly it is by how things turned out.
Go score some goals what about that
and staying up for genshin
I hate that I can't hate it 😭
okay old man
Ruh roh
senior citizen
Hiomura has always been a child in my eyes, sure acts like it
If that's the metric I think everyone here is like 12 to 14.
Except Yuty he'd be 8.
glad that you see me as a child
Is it something to be proud of?
I mean
BOING?????
I can be as childish as I want
Nothing was stopping you beforehand.
yeah
There was a Boeing plane yesterday on where a whole panel ripped off and they were flying 3 miles up with a huge hole in the plane
makes sense
I should check my grades that'll surely put me to sleep
Noone was hurt luckily
It is my Saturday yes
Peak engineering.
And so is every other day
Saturday gets to be his, how terrible.
damn it
I always forget to use this gif
Throughout the Violets and Evergarden, I alone am the forgettable one.
Never watched it.
Need to.
Augh
I need more eyes, less work, less family around.
One of the best written anime ever, with one of the best female mcs and one of the best mcs period!
So you mean it has a lot of mcs 
You keep forgetting we're in a pokemon server.
11 am
Not for me of course.
I like how I wanted to watch db daima but, didn’t watch it
Eh you're a kid, you've got time to watch anything you want.
And you're in the habit too
Good
Damn if you want me gone you can just say it.
All the sleep and none of the beauty.
Should've taken the chance to say the beauty in question would be you if I dreamt of you. You need to up your banter game.
I see
Where did everyone else go though?
prolly got scared of us
I'm terrific that's clear.
people got blinded by your beauty and got scared
and the others were struggling too much to comprehend my handsomeness
It's hard to grasp yeah.
More like finding the hotness in question.
Retribution for making me wide awake before.
Not specifically but it was unexpected.
Nice
uhm

shit my fault gang
i shulda locked in
tbf this i C vs Haskell but at lest im not completelyu derangec'
ok maybe i am completely deranged
look at me go with the spelling
Looks like gege ngl
this is amazing
So sigma
venti my beloved ❤️
hola yuty
yo
My dog ate my homework
im going to smash my monitor i swear
stop making me feel older than I'm supposed to be💀
That's Lorgar
STOP WITH THE PUNSSS
ugly
who tf is pusheen
oh doodle cat
doodle cat???
go 572k ;-;
what rod are you even using rn
mythical

no wonder it took you this long
it doesn't?
why his beard like that
finally got my second ancient depth serpent
he's a discord mod dw
this thing is way too hard to catch
PINK
mink
stink
kill
An app for FISCH lovers
fischl?
it is?
<@&306953740651462656>
am i just dirty minded? that looks really bad
huh
I see nothing wrong in it
Bro what?
Fish heads
?????
fish head lovers is wrong?
nothing wrong in it smh
Yeah I think Saber is turbo over reacting
WHAT 😭
Wait until he finds out that humans have heads too
lmfao
do yall know something i don't???
No?
depends
Fish head soup
am i stupid???
Hmm I get what you mean, since "head" y'know, means something else in other contexts. But this is just talking about their literal heads and the bottom image is also playing into exactly that
ppl eat fish heads????
these 2 mfs are so dirty minded
The article is about a dude who eats fish heads and considers it a waste to throw them away
There’s other context to the word head!?
Wtf
no comment
forget that, I am literally a child
I don't even like fish tbh
me neither smh
Not seafood guy
Nope
the only fishfood i've ever really eaten before is pike and i used to like it
Even Crab, that's something a lot of people swear by and even people who dislike seafood eat, but I never got behind Crab either
seafood in general is gross
Just dropping by to say seafood rocks
no
Fishe
Yummers

I find it funny that saber casually pinged the mods lol
For a meme
it sounded fair in my eyes
I mean a meme can be rule breaking
you don't even know what i meant, you kept saying you're a kid
and you don't need to
Sea food diet
I don't have any meta apps
They took her sharingan
wow das a lot of games
Aside from genshin, I’ve played none
Authorities state that he was involved in gangland violence 
makes sense
cuz I've played none too
EMPEROR JELLYFISH
dont make me bring out freakmura
don't make me bring out big guns
What kind of McDonald’s needs a message
What, do I say I want a burger tomorrow?
Words to inspire
lmao
cool
except that, who tf is the father
Nidoking
QUEEN NEVER CRY 💜
but they can't breed-
That’s silly
indeed
EW
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ASMR OF CAPITANO^2
you really don't know the internet well do you
if i say the words yagami yato you prolly won't even know what that is
I DON'T EVEN PLAY GENSHIN
u play wuwa 🤦
omg I know gacha = more gacha dammit
but why tf would yt give me THAT ON A GUEST ACCOUNT
yeah ofc wtf is that
Fisch
ew
fisch
I feel like watching demon lord cat would be a better invesment of time than talking abt this
623k
I forgot that "Failure Skill: Nut Master" is getting an anime adaptation 💀
I read a few chapters of it 5 months or smth back and never cared abt it
nowadays, everything's getting an anime ig
Literally reinventing sailing
Relateable
now that I realise, there's a lot of manga me read that are getting anime next year/winter season
True
It's still just a sailboat
i guess
Ergo, they re-invented sailing
What a weird caption
That's the wrong lose
And also where's the check
That cat could beat hakim
cool
That's only 3 songs a day?
mine said 570 but i thought it'd be more
i've listened to make you mine 94 times and am in the top 0.01% of listeners and the rest of the songs are just other songs?? apparently i spent 1894 mintues with olivia but that sounds way too much, it would make up all of the 570 songs
this is making me go insane already
flexers 😒
especially since make you mine was 94 times streamed? not to mention every other song not relating to those 2??
spotify is on something
SPARKLING ON DRIFTWOOD



