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exactly
Even professors make these types of mistakes
- I didn't know it was a bulletpoint lmfao
Edit this to change the output of the custom command 75!
well yeah not everyone is perfect
people do mistakes
Hell even a scientist once mistaken a shape for another one
Yeah but that doesnt mean they dont understand
I guess so
Banished from doing math forever.
unless you accidently put or did something wrong
Man there are some people who do math for fun
quick maths
1+2=34
I could change the topic for fun
During my final highschool exams all my class used to watch this one professor on youtube, who casually does 12 hour streams of nothing but precalculus
The teacher coming to lucidity after the stream
i started doing well in math after my teacher switched and understood it ever since and now it's fun
Is 0.75 the density of A?
Lmao i cant find the longer videos but this is wholesome
Oh right uh density in french and english is not exactly the same
Give me a second
wtf
The pressure in point A is 1.38 bar
I’ll be back to work in a few hours, time for Christmas music hell 
The density of the white liquid is 750 kg/m³ and the density for black liquid is 13600 kg/m³
Gl soldier.
I ain't doing physics in discord hell nah
There's only one rule you have to use which is P1-P2=D×G×H
I like reading anime and watching manga 
P is pressure
D is density
G is gravity and H is distance between P1 and P2
reminds me of that apple thingy
what
🤮
EW
No
ok : (
Why is it purple, did you click on it 💀
yes
Nah, that's a new mod
Welcome the nose picker to #staff
I mean, I did on my laptop
idk who's ss that is
Wth is this

I searched "apple getting stabbed by pencil illusion nose to screen"
and that popped up
nasty
Sign language?
I dont think they spell out the words right?
Nope.
Yeah that would be stupid
Idk what naruto type shit this is
Each word has patterns that people decides or learns depending on region mostly.
I'm curious as to why they'd teach you any sign language.
I wonder if I should rewatch
im back peeps
hi supra!
I feel like learning sign language is pretty useful
yeah
ello !
bad idea nvm
@stable quest I found 0.34
Of course but Idk of classes not dedicated to it that teach it.
hold on lemme write
That actually might be right
Considering the other one is 0.8
Mhm somehow chatgpt found 1.08m
From one umbrella user to another
Oh god im getting final destination shorts in my feed
What does yours look like
What in the hell

Um i wish you didnt replace them with numbers immediately
Sadly yeah
I'll be honest, in the many years since I've left school, I can assure you that your maths teacher is lying to you
You will not need algebra in your every day life
But algebra is fun-
You won't need algebra for most things unless you're also a math teacher.
If you get a job in science or engineering you're gonna need specific things rather than the general field.
Only for a sadist
One second im re doing it in a peace of paper
yuty is right
i mean...

And its correct too 
Act natural, don't freak out
anyways wb @ocean forge 
Is that Astolfo?
The hardest part was figuring out French

(and forgetting the formula)
nuh uh
I had to open my notes
Didn't expect to see Astolfo default dancing today
sksksksksk
a woman feels attracted to feminine traits (women)
But then like a feminine dude
is it straight or not ?
Yeah.
dang
It's a spectrum, it's both and neither
looks dry as hell
LOL
is it gay to like astolfo is what youre saying?
Being attracted to femenine traits is not the same as being attracted to a given sex.
no
im saying
imagine a lesbian woman like astolfo
So it's of no import to the question really.
is it straight ?
It's bi technically.
you might wanna ask #spriter-general for that one
no but were talking proper lesb here
but then like a rlly feminine dude
Not how it works.
damn
professionals lurk there ?
yes
bet
Dont come back tho
Again, difference between being attracted to someone's presentation or traits and being attracted for or despite of their sex.
too bad
I can't sleep
Mf got a quest for you.
I might as well cook some noodles
its dangerous to go alone
only the best
ye

lmao
Never forget the one happy ending of Elden Ring
That's not them!
That's the one that Roderika gives you and her sister up north
They just wanted to see the stars 😢
They can go see a Godskin noble's black flame because I ain't using them.
The mf GOAT
got ?
What does he do
He turns into you
Basically an exact copy of your build
Mimic tear will play any role you wish
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Duplicate with like x3 the HP and 0.1x the brains, and unlimited mana.
Beat the hardest secret boss with one that had a healing spell in one hand and a weapon in another, curing us both.
And he helps you or??
Yah it fights with you.
That's pretty sick

Idk the other summons just never felt right to me.
The true best summon (Until they teleport and suddenly the boss hits you instead)
Maybe if your build is bad they'd supplement you better but I was going for a double Radhan Sword, Radhan armor build so my mimic tear was tanking hits nonstop.
Not to mention that whenever one of us hit the boss they'd stagger and we'd chop them to pieces with a chain of heavy attacks 
Ong
"That's it, I'm revoking your rights of free speech"
Remember that free speech pertains to the government so if someone sends you that you're legally allowed to break their fingers so they never send anything ever again, and it's not a free speech violation.
Just assault but that's not my concern at that point.
look, you can ask me physics questions but uhh im a straight E student when it comes to politics
Law*
Contrary to popular belief free speech is about the government regulating what people can say, but it doesn't mean individuals or companies have to care, so if someone blocks or bans you, or kicks you in the mouth for saying stupid stuff, it has 0% to do with free speech.
Real
Nooooo its not real 
I couldve had unlimited roots 
Actually i prob still can
Completed my daily routine on wuwa
wb
I had too much coffee earlier this day
eventhough i woken up at 4
It doesn't say anything about discussing general law concepts I think.
Tf u doin at 4
LMFAO
The thing is once i wake up, the cats will never stop bothering me
Oh
Eh, it was fun while it lasts.
So what happens if you have no free speech hypothetically
The government robs you
The government can sanction you for whatever you say, control agencies like the news, public outlets like TV and social media.
Skibihio 💀 😭 😭 😭
Usually free speech ends at matters of national safety like calling for treason or other forms of crime, y'know? But they don't stop you from just saying stuff even if it's weird or bad, if the system is working well.
Isn't that Mario Party 2?
e
It is illegal to say that you wish to kill the president
-# vote skibihio as president
After Lincoln I get it.
First off, i wouldnt dare
Hell I think the USA has the highest number of assassinated presidents lol
Was Roosevelt before or after Lincoln?
I need to know because without him plushies would not exist
But even then it's more like crying fire in a crowded teather; it matters if you saying it could be considered dangerous.
Roosevelt was in the 30s and 40s and Lincoln during the civil war 
AND SOLAR ECLIPSE
I'm not American
Who was Robin Williams
Oh no someone made the dung eater into a card 💀
OOH
THE LOATHSOME DUNG EATER
Yummy dung
Its 2330 hours here, I should prolly go to bed
yeah forget genshin ill be fisching
You should
Or just dont sleep til the next day 
There is fishing in genshin
You get like 8 more hours of free time
BOOORINGGG
The most neglected ass feature ever
mmmmmmmm
Shit that actually looks good
mf that shit been cremated
who even likes fishing in genshin smh...
Me
Bro seeking something more Well Done 
i knew you would say that
Seeking congratulations 😭
I am both predictable and unpredictable, I like to stay in the middle

Yeah that's me.
best fisching song
when you're fisching
aka a nuke
isnt that overkill
@indigo quail
gasp

]

look how cool this is
the shiny makes me drool
That looks like the fish I shared earlier
CONTROL YOURSELF YOU CAN DO IT
which one again..
Who, who is he
no,
Million? Wtf 💀
200 million beers every day
Isn’t that europe
man ionno
LMFAO
Its a Carnifex
Carnitrix
matrixcarn
Big boy
big pou
Emotional reunion with big brother 🥹
Yummy cabbage
is that giratina
Yes
he looks like he's seen some stuff
Our friendly homecoming giratina
That's actually cute for once.
Cabbage archon
archon meeting when
Me
Venti met Zhongli because Hu Tao invited them both to dinner
Ni ni
Cya
2 hours left of freedom before I return to retail hell 
At least this is a shorter shift, honestly makes me wonder why I’m bothering to come in though
Getting to know the mind that created the creepiest thing the internet has seen in a moment...
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🧨HUGE thank you...
Omg i found mtg's maxx c 💀
Eh, it’s not a cast then draw for each summon so it’s not quite maxx c
i might pull a long nighter today
Ive seen a game where 2 people just refused to play lands for 15 turns just because of this 💀
Evenin'.
When you get older, you realise sleep is a gift
it's really not
I’m back for a couple minutes
i need an exact amount of sleep, any more than that and i'm wasting my time
You’re not old enough to understand, young whippersnapper
Nope, I’m just a creature of habit
Damn
-Caduceus Clay
CC
yeah ngl guilty too
currently gonna finish reading this 50 chapter manhwa
yeah passing out
at one point you'll just enter the book
that's when u know you've hit the snooze cruise
that won' happen lol
listenign to music as well
books and reading don't make me sleepy
Being still tends to make me sleepy.
coffee is perfect for sleep
eh coffee neither wakes me up nor puts me to sleep
it's just a nice morning drink
I never understood the energy argument either, it just gave me an urge to drink more coffee and insomnia but kept me deeply exhausted.
Honestly I go bed at 7pm and just watch videos on YouTube until 10:00
Secret weapon for sleeping is watching chill travel vlogs
Fwend
Fwends noooo
That's sad.
Did you atleast finish it
That’s why you use Pidgeot to force it out and kill it before it can get set up
thats just sad
lmao
its makes me drowsy
can barely stay up after it
my brother casually pulled an all nighter after his first one
because Caffeine
"Caffeine is a stimulant that can increase energy levels, alertness, and focus. It works by changing how brain cells interact with adenosine, a compound that regulates sleep and wake cycles.
Here are some effects of caffeine:
Short-term
Increased breathing and heart rate, mental alertness, and physical energy. These effects can last up to 12 hours. "
CAN =/= always working
They didn't mention the bowel issues.
Blegh
It is no longer tequila season
casually gets lazy
A classic
The “To whom it may concern” of space lasers
Delish
Ngl they both look ass even when the mod's is clearly doctored.
You tell us.
i legit could not tell you
i'm awe
i was listening and it just kept gettign worse
DMs exist.
Sounds right down your alley really.
Really cruel to mention it and not clarify though.
i can tell you rn it was the opposite
i don't wanna get punished
in the bad way
cause it surprised me and i'm in awe that i had to hear that
It couldn't be that bad.
Milian my one only friend.
who are you
wow...
Shouldn't matter much.
you are making the exact same mistake I was doing
it's
disappears
not dissapears
and discord spellcheck doesn't correct it
disappears
as it views it as a completely different word
let them diss the pears
I woken up at 4:30
Pears are worthy of dissing yeah
-# what
Wassup Milian 
I consumed too many calories
and now my tummy is acting not funny
it was worth it
What're these two doing here at this time of day?
at 10:42pm?
18:42?
on a Saturday?
23:42?
5:42 AM on a Sunday?
Thank you for giving me your timezone infos
ofc ofc
Have fun finding out how fucked my sleep timings are
i'm cold
I may not be hyped to be working
what I am hyped about
is getting a sleep schedule
that sounds awesome
and since it's a must
oh you it's like a long term quest or achievement?
multiple ways even, but I am going to mention 2
- Just dont go to sleep, you will sleep like royalty but you will feel dead the entire day
- Sleep deprivation wake up after 3 hours and go to bed early
I prefer the second option
and it is exactly what I am going to do tomorrow
It's 6pm for me.
At this point I'm not gonna even bother asking
People call me weird for waking up at 4 and sleeping at 9 here
It's slowly killing me but it gives me time to indulge in certain vices.
Funny thing is
or whatever the fuck
you still very much sleep 8 hours
and stay awake for 16
if you simply switch those hours, absolutely nothing will change
My motivation to wake up early is the same as some of y'all's motivation
Back in elementary my dad used to lock the computer disabling me for playing in the weekdays
I woke up at 3 so no one could watch me finish Super Mario 63

I remember waking up early before school to check the free champion rotation in league
And that's how my internal clock stayed at 3-4 in the morning
OH YA THIS LMAO
good ol times when I didnt own all characters
and the rotation was something you were actually looking forward to
Unrelated but I abused this to get to the Dota ladder because most players are sleep deprived and I'm fresh from waking up
... That's how I got an inflated 52% er
did someone mention getting a full 8 hours of sleep? thats me fr
fun fact
8 hours is a lie
you should sleep 7:30
(a bit more than that, 7:45 is optimal)
the 8 hour mark was given as it still fits within those parameters
i sleep 8
whilst also giving you time to actually fall asleep
I sleep 6
I felt way better this morning after sleeping 6 hours, than my usual 8
as after 8, I barely ever wake up during the proper sleep cycle
Sleeping between 2000-2200 waking up at 4
blud sleeps for 200 years 💀
I feel at my best sleeping 6 in the night and 3 mid-day.
?tag rule14
Rule 14 DISALLOWED CONTENT: Spam. Please keep a lid on the spamming of reactions, emotes, gifs, etc.
🙂
is that so
Weird perception of spam lol
Something that clogs the chat if anything.
so i can just spam a long ass message of the same letter and it'll be fine as long as it's one message?
thank you
Never seen it being an issue unless it's absurdly long, yeah.
it's the jaywalking convo all over again
thats what she said
Only if you want it to be.
It is absurdly long sadly.
milian is bout to pounce on u
Mtg art is way cooler than yugioh art
Without inviting me for dinner? How daring.
Lmao this card's hilarious
Triskaidekaphobia is the fear of the number 13, theres 13 of almost everything in this photo 
Even the effect text has 13 words for each choice 
3 and 1 cost
So do you lose or do you gain 1 life?
"choose"

@uncut citrus what are your thoughts about jaywalking?
DO NOT START THIS

I think the main misunderstanding originally was where one jaywalks.
i wouldn't even call it jaywalking if it's an empty street in the middle of nowhere
The main misunderstanding I feel is when some other nations don't have any rules against jaywalking
Even to me, jaywalking rules is a bizzare concept
Because we don't have that here
It's on the driver to slow down when someone about to pass through, not the other way around
It doesn't have to be empty but like a normal two way street.
Wait wait there's 13 nails(?) on the barrel, 13 utensils hanging, 13 blood streaks, 13 boards in the wall, 13 logs in the fireplace, 13 stones in the arch of the fireplace, 13 shards of broken plate, 13 stones making up the rest of the fireplace, 13 ceiling boards, 13 words for the effect, 1Black and 3 colorless for the cost, and 2 number 13s in the text effect, thats 13 stuff 
please change the topic before i loose it
To be fair it's on me for forgetting some urban areas have massive high speed roads going through the middle of them.
You can loose it all you want but it should be private.
Ew
Have fun
How does one even jaywalk without dying
Thanks ill try
Ima be real, some people are just built different
Quick time event
People are more embarrassed and psychologically hurt than physically

Sup skibidi sigmas 🙏🔥🔥
what would you do if i ever blocked u
Not talk to you Ig, that's what blocking does doesn't it?
What else would I do?
I was supposed to go to work today, but after someone else snagged my shift I ended up helping my uncle milk his goat after he stabbed his foot with a pitchfork instead 
Cry and beg and scream?
well ofc
That has to be the most cartoonish farm antics I've heard.
Also this one
who wouldn't be heartbroken to be blocked by me
Anyway, I smell like goat now, should probably take a shower
Hope he gets well soon.
I didnt realize how good this is until i accidentally used it
I would feel bad, absolutely, but it isn't like you even like me that much as to be worth the begging lol
The wound isn’t too bad, he’s on his way to patientfirst now thankfully
wow you really think i hate everyone here and absolutely everyone
Spoiler alert: do not try to scoop frozen horse shit with a pitchfork, apparently it will ricochet and stab your foot…lesson learned ig
I didn't say that?
🗿
well you think i hate you
That's some strong shit.
I didn't say hate.
fine "don't like"
Yah.
idk where you get that from tho
Dude if i can find these 2 im making that reanimator deck
you're funny and quick-witted, nothing there to dislike about you, unlike 90% of ppl here
i don't have anyone i like tho
you're just in a positive neutral category of the ppl here
I'm sorry but anything nice you say to me sounds tremendously insincere so I don't really know what you'd expect me to do with that.
Are you the guy in their classroom 
prolly cause i'm never sincere to anyone that it comes off that way
Yah.
Got this ad, the hell are these supposed to do??
How dose that even work😭😭
Help you look stylish
Sir, I don't think we can post this one here. I'm afraid you have to retract this one tnx :3c
Ah yes the "un adhd" your adhd
their whole existence is innapropriate to this server
And scam you too
:(
Mario :(
Yahoo
i mean it'll be a different shade for ppl at least
unless you have full grayscale color blindness which is quite rare
Ik, but I'm afraid you have to delet that one before anything bad happens
Mario.. :(
No that's mario
YAHOO! :3
Huh
Man, this new cars sequel is looking great
What's optimus prime doing there
Chat finally slowed down.
Didn't really feel like so but maybe.
Every chat am on seems to die around this hour.
Maybe they're all European
You'd think there'd be more people pulling all-nighters.
I mean maybe they've got nothing to do and want to sleep, ppl enjoy sleeping
Well, why ain't you?
You don't seem to be reading those 50 or so chapters I think you mentioned earlier.
Ah there it is.
I finished that
And started reading something else
Did some genshin exploration as well
Don't let* me keep you from that then.
You're so considerate

Cinema.
Anyone completed their university career by any chance?
Wym by that
If anyone has finished university.
why?
Got tesis defense, or presentation, or whatever you call it, this monday and, well, am nervous still.
Wanted to ask how it goes more or less.
you go and present it for the group of professors that are judging it and that's it.
- sometimes its a whole audience
- sometimes its only the professors - here they might question you about your work during your presentation
- sometimes there's special guests to see your presentation
i've done it a few times already, its easier to present than to properly edit your thesis doc.
Nervous as shit
My case is a total 180 from Gabriel
I find it easier to do the research or reconstruct the thesis than to present yourself
But presentation is definitely a key point, you'd want to be confident and back your claims
Don't be a nervous wreck like I was 
hello people of off topic
Hello
I did the sidequest with the amiibo cat suit
So I just can't get it anymore
It's tied to the sidequest

Wait
Nevermind!
Yeah the developing of the document was an absolute disaster.
I sea
No.
I finally reached 1000 streak
I TOOK MY ANTIDEPRESSANTS
Nice
aehhaeheahaheeh...
Are they working well?
I’d rather go crabbing personally
that can also work
i love those tiny crabs
or you could be a zoo keeper
MY STREEAAAAKKKK

Noob streak
such a bully
People loves it
love*
I wanna catch some crabs
Tbh the only seafood I like is shellfishes
I don't like fish the have bones
I like my food Boneless
lobsters
crabs
LOBSTERS
I wish I can really enjoy seafood
But most of them got prawns
or the other kind
and I'm allergic to it so it sucks
Ouh :[
this is the feeling after i eat a prawn or shrimps
not the right gif but its pretty close
Hot take:
Crab meat >>>>> Crab Cakes>>>>> That crab goop used in Chinese restaurants
I say after eating all 3 in the span of 2 days
Lmao
That's a cold ass take
Anyone who says crab soup is better than crab cakes or even crab meat is unhinged
Well honestly the crab meat vs cakes probably would have been a hotter take. I can't stand crabcakes, but gimme a crab claw or shell and I'll finish it in 3 mins
Does anyone here play DnD
27 accessories
8 outfits (11 counting amiibo)
20 might crystals with all maxed
18¾ heart
50 side quests
All smoothie recipes
All echos
All dojo trials
All horse race rewards
All acorn rewards
All stamps
I know people who play but I doubt they'll be awake atm
Do you play DnD? •.•
Ah shame. I want to play
My fondest memory is failing a persuasion check to keep my ally from using children as meat shields
I rolled like a 4
The last time I played a child sucked the life out of 3 people and summoned a dinosaur by accident
In the same turn
Heck of a child
tf is dnd? do not disturb?
I never have the time to play DnD, though I listen to a bunch of shows that do.
Last time I played, I only remember introducing my character when the other players saw a cart full of corpses moving. Apparently I was knocked out and piled in under them all.
They set it on fire
Dungeons and Dragons
That child also killed the dinosaur by launching a magic missile right inside the dinosaur from his behind
Anyways
If anyone has a campain open, please dm me
oh
I made a Warforged and really want to play him
Wear do you like about him?
mf is so slow
ouch
💀
whats the game
roblox-creatures of sonaria
didnt expect roblox lul
awh hell nah
why post screenshot instead of link?
@unkempt yacht not quite the same design as that sprite, but this is i think a colorized version of the manga version of the creature i was thinking of ??????
charybdis >:D
hydreigon inspo ???
?
oh fuck supra found a gm gif (not surprising since gojo)
I DECIDED
I AM GOING TO COMPLETE YOZAKURA FAMILY FOR GOOD TODAY
my fav
i love the wide ass resolution
eh ?
I am afraid of that man
I am freezing out here at 23 and mf is taking a dive in the snow
good for him
Want me to spoil why or you want to wait? XD
heya supra
HAHA
this game looks fun ngl
should i download it
fuck it
no

dont
what 😨
why nott
I meant fuck it as "I hate it, I don't got any that I know" 💀
CUZ ITS GASOLI-
just cuz november ended doesn't mean I will be attracted to cars 💀
what is it with you and november
you should know
no ?
just thonk
i wouldnt know
-# (do i download it or not)
is it gacha
i dont know
oh
ok!
then do it
ye!
sad




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