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time to take a break before brightcrown mountains 
Got sabotage > coach, we can't win this > somehow know the opposing team plan > win > repeat
Then what is it
Coach? As in...
71? Das a lot
dosent identify as one
💀
what ?
I like how the other 2 girls aren’t even bothered
I think it's a sis x sis and brother x brother meet up
expected tbh
wha dat
Anime name
it's it wierd ?
Probably from the title but, I have yet to see it
Since I don’t judge stuff from titles
Just like this sad piece of work
Oh I remember seeing something similar
I wish ppl stopped judging it from title since it isn’t what it says
Wait let me search it
Just translation makes it look like that
I mean I think it's abt his wife enjoying being young again ?
Nah, wife dies and the family grieves for a LONG time
oh fuck 💀
The wife get reincarnated ofc cuz why not
I just realised the family was grieving till the wife came to elementary school 💀
lmao
btw this actually reminds me of pokemon rejuv's lore
I found it
the girl aelita
re-incarnated frm tealia
and then something even more ahead
My headcanon: sneasler is just a cat always jealous when the trainer doesn't give it's attention
it is
it's a cat
all cats do that
they're all possessive
I made a perfect paratha!
it's soft and thick
True
?
Really?
yeah
Cow milk that bad?
it's saying 100%
and then someones dressed as a cow
why would they do that ?
💀
Is it even real lmao
nope
Makes sense, imagine oreo using normal milk
cute
Btw what item should I give her to hold
adobs
Lilligant summer holidays in Alola
Pretty
Noice
Alright, finished episode 3 of gundam fighters. Kind of surprising that Sai is the one who gets closest to beating Domon, it is nice to see him not win for once and be forced into a draw.
You'll be done by next year so that's something.
I guess I could always just binge watch them…
You could.
Nobody is stopping you either way I just found it curious you weren't binging them already.
I was working the past few days, or I definitely would’ve. Might be for the best that I can’t rush through the episodes though.
Tachibana San-
Does it really take that long to watch 49 episodes 💀
Wu
Wa
Maybe not that long, but I’m a student and I have a job that eats up a decent amount of free time, so we’ll have to see 
Oh
Fair enough
Watching 50 eps takes around 1-2 weeks for me if I don’t binge
Perks of being a kid 
I feel the pain.
Im sorry is that a dueling disk 
Also is anyone decent at probabilité or Fluid Mechanics?
Wuwa’s cutscenes and animations never fail to deliver ngl
They are so sick
Dragoon pic
I would love to be more downbad but that is a man
🙃
Imagine purchasing body sweat oreo you can just make one yourself 
Technically they didn't say who's body sweat it is 👀
I guess it depends if irl sweat tastes nice tho…
True but I would assume it is a man since man on pic
Fair lmao
nice sweat for real
EW
I suddenly feel powerful, as if I own the entire world
WHY
Yuty was the weird one...
oh
dragon called yuty ?
WoW
So can you ride that dragon now
Sadly no
knew it
What does it do then
It just said ba bye and left
yup
Good to know that it is my pet ig
like how yuty ignored it lmao
Can you do anything cool in this game aside from shooting arrows 
Tf
shoot arrows
yeah
I didn’t even notice it lmfao
it's real
I don’t need boy milk, cow milk is better
Its not real its prob photoshopped
Reddit hahaha
ITS A NICKWOLF TOO
She has cow ears and human ears 💀
yeah
uh what
Oh god even I am getting shit now
35% left to fully complete mondstadt

Bro is out here 100%-ing genshin
that's only the first region
and the easiest one to explore at that
I have liyue, Inazuma, Sumeru, Fontaine and natlan afterwords and those are not explored in the slighest
Punishment for the harem.
but the biggest pain in the ass
i remember the traumatic flashbacks of exploring for kuki materials
it felt like the cold war
Journey with me on a full tour inside my two-story, giant rainforest vivarium called Pantdora and Orchadia. The rainforest will be hitting its 1 year anniversary next month, so I felt it was the perfect time to do a complete tour of the lands, its creatures, and updates. One such update also involves a mystery egg I found my yard. I found out if...
yt casually stalking-
what's with the random sara gif?
¯_(ツ)_/¯
missclick ?
And now yt is giving me this
yeah somewhat
Nah, I knowingly clicked
oh god
QuOtEs ThAt WiLl ChAnGe YoUr LiFe PaRt 235
mornin
so you gonna elaborate or?
nah just kinda miss his jam is all
i don't lol
been a while
This is the best yt has given me in a while
What da hail
@astral dagger need some breakfast?
Oh god
ran outa them ?
Ye
can't get any fucking sadder 💀
Bruh
soggy ass oreos
Yay my manga has arrived
what manga
ah i see
That is also still a thing?
Tf are yall uploading
art
Nice art
were updating sabers tik tok feed
these random ass disgusting food pictrues are disgusting
stop this rn
I would rather not eat that pizza, looks disastrous
What even is that
i once wanted to share my tik tok food playlist but realised it would expose my username ;-;
That would taste awful ew
oh yeah don't
The children rn
this real chat ?
No.
I'm offended
Who's out there paying the electricity bills for the fridge to make ice cubes?
Tf is that soup
Looks like normal soup.
What's got you two in such a culinary streak today?
hungy
Meh
Got a fun minigame for yall: type florida man, followed by your birthday and see the results
Typle florida man followed by your credit card number and send the screenshot.
Loose it alright.
k
Yummy
no comment
okay i'm leaving for a bit now
rip saber's eyes
Diglet
Me cooking bread.
2 pieces of cooked s-
Good sosig
literally a severed sheep
Looks like chum
Good eating.
Oh? We’re sending pictures of food?
Mmm, a gourmet meal for my lunch
Honestly I've eaten worse.
Looks pretty normal.
I’m a college student, cooking something aesthetically pleasing is not my priority
Most of the time anyways
yeah exactly
I mean duh
I'm just saying that thing looks watery
and sad
I have lore
O:
0°C + 0°C = 64°F
Like I buy games.
What are yinz up to today?
Its the end of the day, I'm in a lot of pain so I'm just watching videos
Just the casual grinding genshin and ogling over men
End of the day for ya Harma?
6pm here
Feral Ethical Harem?
Man time zones are awful.
Fire Emblem Heroes
Oh
Well its 4pm
It's dark out now so
It's end of the day
Fair enough I guess.
9pm
Yeah, I have no nightlife in me lmao
My energy is spent by 6pm
Go to sleep you neophite.
At 9? Damn
Well I was thinking you were going to sleep or something.
Past bedtime.
Oh
When I was a kid, my bedtime was 7
Who is Yuta
took me a bit
Nobody's papa luckily enough.
lmao
I'm hopeful to never hear that word used on me ever in my whole life
Man I have been away from my cousins for like a week now and I've almost forgotten what it feels to get used as a climbing pole at all hours of the day.
sounds hellish
Get better.
i hate children
They are aight.
Children are fine imo
is that so?
Seeing them happy makes me happy, even though they can get infuriating.
Opinion invalid due to conflict of interest. Of course a child would say that.
it infuriates me
Toddlers are fine imo
No
It makes me anxious to solve whatever is the issue if anything.
Babies are cute and adorable imo
If anything I despise adults because they should know better and, well, here we are.
I have a lot of younger cousins so I’ve just gotten used to it
I dislike children, loud annoying noises trigger me
^
see i know that children don't know better
but it annoys me that they don't
just be smart and grow up, you're annoying
Adults are bad too
I think I currently have around 30 first cousins? About half of them are younger than me so growing up it was my job to corral them at family gatherings.
How does that even work
I think I just don’t like most people
Humans are bad too
Chimpanzees are bad too
"Just get older"
The adults always let their kids run wild and caused family drama, so the kids are actually refreshing in comparison.
It's like herding cats but what's one to do, ey?
I sometimes forget harmacysts is a human, I just think of them as a ralts for some reason 💀
Yeah it's me saying that they should act more mature and stop crying over everything even tho it's not possible
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Mentally I am
I hate the night while studying
I cannot study at night
At least when two 6 year olds go to blows over a favorite toy it’s easier to resolve than deep-seated familial hell.
but I love roaming around at night
most of my time goes there
away from the scorching heat
I’ve never stayed out drinking or clubbing or whatever it is people do
damn who wouldve thought
LMAO
To each their own I suppose. I just recognize when I don't have the patience for the child and send them to fend for themselves.
damn
sounds terrible
The only children I respect are the fictional characters
also isnt that otomege sekai wa mob manga
It is? Lmao
Auch
Yeah, the ones that chop of heads and beat ppl up sound great tbh
I just found pic on some random server and decided to save it
I didn’t think of whatever that is
Nah it's just one of them that is an unruly brat because her mom isn't great at mom'ing.
The rest respect me.
I was more thinking of Klee
yeah i recognize all 3 characters
Oh
i havent actually read that chapter yet lol
wow that mentality is ancient
Klee beats ppl up
Yeah and
If she hasn't already killed someone I'd be surprised
give me like 365 days
Klee is paimon?
like a puppy
A wolf in sheep's clothing
Disgusting child.
I didn’t know
ah
No??
Tf
No, Paimon is Paimon
now that must feel pleasant
imagine not pulling for hutao
Paimon is emergency food and Klee is bomb
Why did I mistake her for paimon?
because you dont know the difference between small emergency food and small emergency bomb
indeed
🧠
Both of them are meant to be thrown at the enemy at some point so same difference.
I played too much Bioshock, I have a strong urge to protect the smol child
i played skyrim
Protect?
so i have a strong urge to beat up small children
I need protection from child
Did i see mcdonalds for a second
Ah nvm
But they cannot die
not with that attitude
Saber the fact you can be defeated by a child doesn't mean it's the case for everyone else.
damn i remember reading this weekly
BATTLEBORN, GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
That's what mods are for.
Tf
Nice
Boys, dogs, elders! There’s nobody I can’t fight
you dont need mods for this
Where did this come from
I'm sorry if I can be defeated by a child that can cause explosions
So any child.
indeed
What kind of children do you know
You'd be surprised at how keen they are to find the most noxious stuff.
HAHAHA
you can make anything blow up tbh
Every time I turn away they've blown up the kitched metaphorically and are a step away from doing so literally.
take those small exploding air packets
Fucking pests.
I love them as if they were my own.
I don't blow
wait you love pests ?
hm
I like squirrels
I like cats and pterodactyls
Never seen one I don't think.
Cats are great
I hear squirrels are tremenously violent.
no
who tf-
Are bats not critters
no
It'll never steal a coin again.
mammals
Bats are critters yeah.
mammals ryt ?
yeah
they don't exactly feed purely on blood
but yeah they pretty violent
Vampire bats aren't too common.
None are particularly violent, as they don't hunt nor defend their territory much.
Now that I am more experienced, yes cat is their fav child
Flying fox my beloved.
these are giant
Bats can get bigger
I remember researching about how big bats can be after seeing a huge bat fly over me and my friend once
Check this out
Big bats are so cute
Pretty cool
I was horrified
I like the veiny wings
They should be everywhere
Super big
not of large genus
here too
well depends
Never seen a bat irl i wonder if they exist in this country
Justice shall prevail
I've seen only a couple.
Usually panicking inside my house.
Wish they would stay put some times.
Friendly photo with 2 of my waifus
2 died to my ceiling fan
batman ain't getting paid enough
There should a huge one too
my grandma whacked one that was on a wall
Fuck batman these things are way cooler
fucking spallatered it with blood all over
lmao
Poor thing.
noice
was a sad sight
Worst they can do is cling to your face but cats do worse and you don't swat them like mosquitoes.
W Grandma
she's kinda wild tho ngl
she too crushes those large cockroaches with her hands
washes later obv
dayum
I mean I sometimes quickly swat bare fisted but like
I literally get in a slipper and crush them with my foot
she has 0 hesitation
frm DC btw
Ay it’s noivern
manbat
Yeah i remember him
Arkham Night asshole
It's so stupid but looks so cool in most comics.
spooks everyone
yeah
Idk why reminded me of jackal from marvel
See if only that guy was doing batman's job instead, gotham would be alot more peaceful
I think there's one about that and naturally it didn't end well.
Tasty
Parental advisory 💀
He’s stealing
Criminals are on the rice
Let it have it.
Lol
need me some rice
actually now that I think abt I think im going to have chinese
been a while
yikes
how adorable
Fourth they frown
aw that's adorable
enimol etig melone
you arse
I tried reading in reverse
still didn't work
Animal eating melon
So mosquitoes can taste different flavors
indeed
honestly having a rare blood type is the ultimate flex
you litteraly can't rig that shit
fun fact
did you know when you receive blood of the wrong group your body can sense impending doom ?
I got the most common one I think
like it starts to predict when you'll die
Oh
idk what my blood type is 
yeah
both foreign
it's why I also said
can't rig this stuff
no surgery can lmao
just taste it smh
can be saved
which blood type tastes sweet
though very hard to
diabetic
lmfao
I mean obv
yeah obv
it was like 12 years ago the last time I tasted my blood
so I dont actually remember the taste other than iron-y
I taste my blood it tastes an odd sweetish bland
it's mostly thick
and dark
I taste my blood on lips since I peel my dry lips
ahem
huh
huh
wdym
Anyways
Forget it
dw.
I see
Weird
Damn so many moniters
I like how the music goes from
"Coo-.... are you fucking serious?-"
ah yes let me just cook 2 suns at the same time
it's true
last one just left
Last one..
mf left
Panorama irl be like
And here I thought it was the guy who said “yall heard of skabidi toilet?”
or smth like that
that's still 3 years
this mf been here for 12 years
same
only 2 years older
oh btw I was in another server
I said I'm 14 and sent a vm
some dude said he's in 8th
and 14
How
No, he is behind
lmao
Either he started late, lives in a country where it works very different
btw I'm still ahead by technicality
or just failed classes
see many ppl assume I was born in 2009
True
Oh
now calculate
So when tf is your bday
Oh
count from the next year
so you’re ahead for the 2010s
Gen alpha is 2012 onwards 
Gen alpha isn’t discord legal yet
end of a decade
god...
I fear the day they are
the gates open...
Legally, that is
bad for them
Oh god not Blox Fruits
Those kids walk up to One Piece fans and claim that they stole the idea
Anything but them
THE GAME HASN'T UPD IN 11 MONTHS
actually one last thinf
I am a former player
now officially done with it
since 2 years
but still
the game is ass rn
it's not gotten a patch update in 11 months
it still had the Christmas banner frm last year upd till like 2 weeks ago
I played Blox Fruits a small amount, didn't like it or its fanbase and left soon after
That was like so many years ago that I forgot how many years exactly it was
I got to 3rd sea only to realise it’s bandit hunter 3/grinding mania 1
(Realistically 3 or 4 years it wasn't that long)
(Just that the past few years have sucked for me and that makes it feel a lot longer than it is)
Then stopped playing it, I rolled 2 of the most high value fruits at the time
(Like every year for me feels shorter and shorter, which is a good thing since it means I'm less miserable)
I actually played since my luck was rlly good
I rolled leopard in second sea
grinder to 3rd
laid ruin there
God godhuman and the cdk with cyborg v4
I rolled dragon, leopard and control in the same week in 3rd sea and got portal from my first time defeating some boss
My luck in 2 sea sucked, I kept rolling phoenix
oh and instinct v2
I have awakened pheonix
I only got instinct v2
Damn
i also got a free darkblade by scamming a young kid
those were the days man
also I was like never poor
Damn
bonana
I just realised you don’t watch one piece XD
got it when i joined 3rd sea
I don't lmao
Chimken
i hope for the worst of them
I stand by kids shouldnt be on the internet period lol
or well, social media
@nova raptor
i don't even have those
discord is social media.
yeah well
^
how else do I talk
with your friends, in real life
I do
theres a finite amount of time you have as a kid with no responsibility
make use of that time to hang with your friends
he doesn't do that ^
you will not have it when youre over 18
all he does is study and work
Damn it sure has a lot of moves
i told him the same thing of using your free time for enjoyment but he'd rather prepare for the future 💀
You need to have a future for that lol
the only prep you need is to learn how to do taxes (and not to avoid them)
and how to properly make a resume
we don't have taxes here
sounds threatening
you have taxes.
not really ?
I can guarantee that.
Nah
it's like a salik
You have taxes but one doesn't have to file all of them.
They barely have tax
you pay crossing certain bridges
I get taxed twice on all income I make since I live and work in different states…
Here you don't file your own taxes.
If youre underaged you likely dont get taxed
Worrying about taxes is such an american thing
Sure it is.
blud I'm telling. You
we don't have taxes here
well not in your sense
Uhuh
it's barely a deal here
supra
yesh
i think what you're trying to say is taxes are done automatically for you instead of having to do them yourself
so it feels like they don't exist
yeah
Anywho
I like doing it
I should really just cut my losses and work in my own state tbh
Maryland minimum wage is a lot higher
I feel its satisfactory
Why are you working in two states anyways?
Aren't you like 8? When you get to university that kind of stuff falls apart.
It’s the first place to hire me after I applied, that’s literally it
yeah I'm 14
Better edit or delete that, ppl sometime take it serously and report you
he has his age in his bio
Wdym everyone knows supra is 6 years old.
so does it matter?
yeah
he forgot a 0
Lmao i got suspended for that once
If I can find a better job near me, I probably will quit methinks. I hate adulting.
Oh yeah lmao
"suspended"
I'm not 80 >:/
It gets better after uni I guess.
I can't even drive yet
i might be forced to work this next summer and that fills me with dread
well legally
i bet it's gonna be boring asf
what kind of work ?
Whats funny is its still suspended
internships ?
It's just work, there's nothing to it.
damn
how do the hell do i know
Why is blue lock in a budget lock?
oh alr
Grounded Hakim.
Like I heard abt the animation but goddamn how is it that bad
not sure why they dropped the budget so hard on S2
it was a great 1st season
Im hiding from the discord police in this server 
Cooops he's hereee
I’ve been working since 14 on farm jobs, I didn’t mind them but they’re certainly a far cry from typical employment.
Most I've worked has been in tech repair and office job shit and it's just whatever.
the average life is 70+
I couldn't care less about anything except the appearance that I am working so when they come asking I can tell them how much of a good boy I've been so they should fuck right off.
Damn
statistically it is unlikely for you to be alone for it
wow
unless you go out of your way to do so
Same
Well it depends what it is on the farm.
it's still a godamn farm
Me omw to play league.
Ok and?
lol ever since i've started getting money from turning 18, i've been looking at my account and wondering how amazing it would be with real money flow from a job during summer 🤑
Taking count of cattle can be a job on the farm
i'm gonna become money obsessed
I had boring summers and lots of rural relatives who needed an extra hand, so it was a given.
I did enjoy getting to use a chainsaw without parental supervision though
nice
and then not spend any of it
Man they never give me a chainsaw in the office :(
i've never really had an allowance
kids these days getting allowances
not even one eidei since 10
it's all in my drawer
my mom would just randomly send me hundreds into my bank account lmao
All my money goes to my bank or my parents lol
like I think all 56 envelops
Can't have shit in Detroit.
and a bunch of allowance
why
but now i'm getting money from my mother and the government 👀
I have 11$ as of now
government?
I just said.
The only time I ever had "money" sent to me was because it was either a gift, or I had to ask for it as a loan.
lmao
Saber works for the gvt? Damn