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and nap it
Marry the mother first
and go home
Only if they find out
Excuse me?
what if you ask the kid to join you ?
I pay my taxes for public property and then can't take it? That doesn't sound public to me
Zan google the definition of that process
lmao
Baby has joined the party.
yeeah !
I say as I sprint into the darkness.
Then you'll have (an adoptive) baby to hold on to
indeed
yes
I mean
free market robber
ikr
The whole adoption thing is complicated
ye
I just burn them/j
WOAH
What is happening, we were just talking bout tying supra to a windmill
This heist plan is foolproof, except for one little detail.
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i am chaos
Why are you doing that anyways?
Cause I want to
Isn't there something else you want?
Nuh uh
cuz hes to fuckign weak to drag me
Men
But those are hard to get
yeah
I consider myself rather easy idk about you.
wdym easy
XD
you never explain ny
I do some times.
rare
I can't handle confident ppl, idk how to respond
You don't unless they ask, easy.
im confused :D
No you're Supra.
oh right !
"never explained any"
Mf even the explanation fly over your head
Wow you really helped him big there
obv
its me
how mean of you not to >:/
skityyyyyyyyyyyy
Cat
Why would I ever help u
Stolen gif
My eyes are hurting
:{
The tails has more frames/fluid than the body
Man I need more servers.
I can't unsee
lamo
Helicopter
helipad
I just realised Zan new pfp
I'm surrounded by children here even though most of you are funny.
I am not a child 😭
so ?
When's your birthday?
we know its k
Ignore her
dec 31st
She's a child
Don't listen to her 🙂
30.09.04
Newborn.
I just recently turned 20
What the...
Isn't that Don Quijote?
We have a lurker
From Limbus Company or whatever that edgy gacha is.
I see you lurker
Yeah it is.
Don quixote limbus
I'm talking bout the lurker
I recognize her because somebody in another server won't stop talking about those games as if I cared about gachas and the like.
Also because I hold a life-long grudge against making characters anine girls.
So...
So
Other people
fuck it never works
Other people doesn't talk here.
Channel is ours.
e
It's such a tragedy that you have to share it with me.
no ?
Yes.
man i love ur personality
Me too
Dough
Man it's a text and I could hear the sarcasm from here holy shit.
You've got a great personality (I don't say that often)
lmao
nah your fun tho
thas all
however !
one must wlaywas be wary !
You did change your Bridget.
Uh huh
What
Uh huh
simple
Nah I know am very negative and get comfortable with the fake rude stuff way too quickly.
But nobody has complained in direct clear terms yet so yinz have to suck it up.
I don't mind it
This is a lawless land
After all I'm the rudest here
Not even mods want to be here for long
Aw
It's pretty lawful considering I got a slur warning over saying a dog synonym lol
Wasnt that automod
I mean
Well that's the bot, it oversees everything
Dont misspell "got" 
Pickle rick
Mitch?
Isn't pickle rick funny
Mut?
5 years ago Ig.
I never thought it was funny
People like trevor more anyway
Humor is just a concept
What is happening
Humor is a pathetic feeling
Ok what is happening rn
Humor is when everyone laughs except one person
Help why am i so bored
Why are both you acting so depressing and poetic
Thats the best humor, except when you're the one not laughing
To be fair I just woke up
It's 435 am
It's 11pm for me
Zan is now woke
It's down on aisle 7 with the other vegetables
Thanks
Nuke
Any goodnight kisses and wishes for dear saber?
I beat the bot btw
Ni ni
Maybe i shouldnt have put it in hard mode 
Also congrats on beating the cheating machine.
Being bored is annoying i want to explode
Then i am not bored
If i say memes
Does something happen?
La vid katlatek ga3 kimen hak?
Some "personalities" have it enabled it says no?
I put mine to random per match.
Ah i think its those that make the bot play safe or risky
Or aggressive*
Cautious and experimental are the ones I recall.
I want one of those.
Amazing
Same too.
Ah
Wish I had plushies in general.
Bucket
I have a whole bunch
Blahaj mentioned
Real
No Rodhaj?
What's that
Lol
I think they're adorable and they remind me of my friends.
I know someone with a blahaj so unfair
I envy him
Lol
Sadly no Ikea over here I don't think.
I would probably do the same/j
Such a cruel woman.
So rude/j
I've been told dw.
I really mean it in a joking way
I know what /j is lol
X3
Also unnecessary, I hope.
If you have an actual complaint about me word it like it's a bussiness paper.
XD
Almost class time and all the other funny folk are gone.
Ah, to be the lone clown in the square.
5pm over here.
But I will talk so long i am still awake
Nothing better to do?
What should i do at 11pm?
Frantically try to complete your artistic projects you know you won't finish by 2am.
Also never said irl
Eh sleeping is always good.
I mean currently texting with friends while also chatting here
It's called multitasking
Your profile does say VA.
Yeah
But don't have any like
Any shows where i can sign up as one
Mostly just doing it as a hobby
What about casting call club?
No comms or anything?
What
Idk how the industry works but VAs I listen to seem real busy.
It’s a website
I mostly search for servers and then tru to apply as one
Also hi Mich.
Hello
I just do it for small projects and hobby
I have gained an addiction to zzz
I noticed by the pfp
Yeah that’s what casting call does
Blame Burnice 👍
It was either an addiction to the game or to a certain kind of fanart of it.
Get that dough girl.
Yeah that's what I mean.
Eh some money is never hurt anybody.
Sadly my voice never made it in a project
Because every single one got canceled
12 cancelled shows
Kind of a side effect of projects not professional enough to pay VAs.
Hope it was good fun though.
1 where it's currently unsure
Funny pyromaniac got me hooked, the gameplay also interested me cus I like dmc
The remake was fineee c'mon.
started with 5
3 for me.
Ok but it doesn’t have the quantum ranger or Adam from MMPR / Zeo / Turbo
:3
Just let him retired
Yeah but it was a decent enough game it just had nothing to do with DmC otherwise.
it says after i spend 20 mins fixing it
Retire pikachu as the mascot and we'll talk.
Never played, I found it in a second hand gaming store for pretty cheap but the console it was on I had didn’t work
I only saw bits of devil may cry5
So who gonna be the mascot now? Clefairy?
Pachirisu
I think it was 5
Played it in PC and it was basically decent DmC combat with a story and aesthetics that 100% didn't land with anybody.
But DmC gameplay just never fails.
Idk my head tries to remember
True
My dm for a dnd campaign basically gave me mirage blades :3
But also forget at the same time
Cake get to play DMC
Join us in the whining and complaining because the only ports of 1 and 2 to PC were unplayable garbage.
I would probably just give up
Oh that's news to me.
They look like i need skill
The games aren't hard unless, well, you set them to hard.
You can easily button mash.
Oh the hd collection?
Yeah
Cus that’s the only way for me to get 3 lol
No?
On steam it is
Don't use the steam version then.
I legit don't want to plug in my ps
Fair enough.
Might check epic
As if epic is better lol
Of course in the legal way
Eh, getting 3 games for 25 isn’t bad
I mean, if you think you can run the collection or if it's fixed.
But in my experience it's botched at a technical level so it'd be a waste of money.
Huh, looks like George de Sand’s descendant, then again this is the main continuity
It looks like me after I don't get a haircut for a month.
L4D2 is free on steam currently so I picked that up
Lol
Look am poor.
I just found out that one of my favorite music artists
To keep
Sorry wasn't directed towards you
Newest song got released too early
It wasn't a problem lol you're chill.
Yeah all free games say play game so youre all good
I had the same thing for power wash sim
I wanted to buy power wash sim
How does that even happen
As it's one of these games that for some reason just constantly has my attention
Idk but now the release day is on the 24 of December
And the song is good
But idk if i would wait that long
Especially because the song is on yt also already LOL
They messed up big time
Yeah idk what really happened there
But the artist generally makes good music
So i don't mind waiting
Who is it though?
Panda eyes
Cool down that edge Wufei, damn
Ah, only music panda I know is Ken Ashcorp's mascot sadly enough.
Let him have his honor.
Btw did you ever get to the animation side of things?
Cool guys don’t look back at explosions
Still working on getting crunchyroll. I’ve had a lot of college work recently so I don’t have as much time to sink into anime
What if I cause them and look back at them?
I keep forgetting people uses those legal platforms for the stuff.
I just really want someone else to be horribly traumatized by War in the Pocket lol
Sadly Crunchyroll is under a lot of fire rn
I only really pirate if I can’t get whatever it is legally. Shame it seems a lot of manga have no translation available, fan or official.
Plus opening packages meant for a VA and distributing it among staff, so the VA never got any of it
I pirate pretty much everything either because I can't get diddly squat from the internet or out of spite.
Mostly the former.
Yeah this is basically how kamen rider fans feel if texte outside of Japan
The Kamen Rider fans I know (I have no clue where they were, one day they just started appearing from the woodwork) seem to have no issues.
They might've been misleading me so I would fall into the rabbit hole too.
He’s not wrong
Yeah best I’ve been able to do is watch the first 2 eps of a season on yt as they’re officially released there, plus the OOO’s & Fourze movie
Dude needs to chill out

Isn't he chinese?
Me when I can’t watch the full season of kiva
Learn japanese
I’m not really sure how nationality works in gundam if you’re in space, so sure.
Only Gundam I can name off the top of my head is Noble Gundam & Gundam The End
If he's implied to be chinese in any way I wouldn't be surprised about him being kind of intense.
It's a form of, to put it delicately, cinno-chinese racism.
I know 3: Gundam, Gundam Z and Gundam ZZ 
Maho shojo Gundam
It's so cursed and cute at the same time I love it.
Go for it domon Heero is the best Heero
Goblin child.
reminds me of the "Freebie!" thing from SMRPG except it's a player's use
It has been a thing since Superstar Saga hasn't it
Ultra nut
I think boomerang'ing is a new addition unless I'm forgetting something from paper jam
nuts were in since superstar though lol
Huh, wing is definitely the edgiest series so far
I am so inmature
Yea not the nut
Ditto
I mean you started from the haha funny spin off
Most mainline Gundam is about war, even ZZ that was kinda bad and inmature.
||Like that woman that got really uhhh, hot while piloting and had a 80s rockstar aesthetic||
Oh…Quatre’s gone insane I guess.
Classic.
If you have a Gundam protag with parents you're either in a movie or a particularly optimistic spinoff lol
He looks like such a vibe
For a board game, I didn't know they have such cool opening names
Honestly they go hard
True
It feels like I'm playing Hearts of Iron or something
Lmao
That's a comparison yeah
It so happens the people featured do have surnames indeed.
But no Grob gambit.
Idk how to get the other books, prolly premium or something
The locks indicate as much but you never know.
Cuz I've definitely saw that I got a game with Reti and Dutch openings
Or maybe because i lost the games


Man little things like this actually make me want to play more chess
Lichess was it?
No, this is chess.com
Haven't tried lichess
There's even countries that I didn't know or at least the first time seeing one
Like which? Germany?
Gibraltar and Tonga

Okay to be fair I didn't know Tonga either.
I'm not big enough into history and other such matters to know literally every country.
So if I'm mean about it, it's in good fun, to be clear.
Cursed
I'm gonna complete the chess Dex entries 
Don't speak to any men in black lest the run gets marked as random(?
The beloved.
why does this picture look so ominous?
so I'm an active breathing violation?
Whats the code for magicboots?
no code bud
if your asking for num in the debug list you might as well just skip to the letter Ms
it'll be near the top
I'm playing a weird version of the game and don't have it yet
?tag magicboots
No tag magicboots found.
Rule 24. Talking about and distributing ways to obtain magic boots/debug mode illegitimately is not allowed.
yeah was just asking if the guy wanted to know the debug menu's num for magic boots
You need to complete the dex
and also run the updater
experiment 12: begin
I want to give toothless so many head scritchs 
I just pray that he is just as emotive as his regular form

just glad im none
I do need to watch Voltron
GIMMI IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
I remember it too, and I think it dropped off in the later seasons
yea did
Not to mention the enemy before, that was basically what I viewed as a sparkly vampire man
shiro being gay was unexpected af LMAO
He just gave those vibes
yeah
And they truly did bury them gays
I think they did at least I don’t remember exactly
literally the entire anime
dude made no hints
and casually marries a dude in the end
mood
that's the korra effect
Man, I just wish we had better LGBTQ+ reputation in media that just didn’t come out of nowhere at the very end
shiro was made funy tho
it was meant to be unexpected
Oh, it was? Guess I didn’t remember that lol. I have a bad memory for things and I haven’t watched that show in ages.
||oh yeah, I remember that that dude had an evil clone that was made of him||
so ?
yeah
||real him died in season 1||
||then they shove his real soul in the fake clone||
||basically reviving him||
zesty vamp rizz
they better have the deep scottish accent for gobber and stoic
or else its gone
?
you play wuthering waves tho
Yes I do
Yay
why does noone here know how a youtube algorithm works
Sparkly alien vampire man ✨✨✨
This vid attracted 3 fandoms at once
Why do you never know how to go with the flow 💀
there was legit nothing to go with...
in the middle of the ocean
I didn’t know there were dinos in genshin 
new region specific
....||you must tell me||
It looks like zhongli mains throw meteors at them
i want em...
I also didn’t know there were mutated animals in genshin
how do i geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
What are these creatures?
You must tell me
dinos apparently
saurians
i want
they're just in the wild chilling around natlan
you can transform into them
where is that
ill walk dw
with geo unlocked
Now I know more info
and i heard raiden gives elektrik
hydro archon
Walk on water
just touch the statue in fontaine as traveler
I know fontaine 
you mean to get each element? yes
except pyro and cryo
I know pyro
i wish there were fire
we didn't get any pyro in natlan which i don't get and cryo is yet to release
i would love to actually use aether
lmao
Aether sucks
This is why you should use wanderer and shogun
so is ice
cryo is the most neglected element btw
btw is it possible to get the archons ?
yes
but its so good !
i said so last time
how do i get em
i wanna try using a meteor with rex
they have to be in the banner tho
zhongli is actually next banner
Nice
is rarity a thing or is it just 100% all ?
When is next banner
uhh not too long, maybe a week or two?
i haven't checked
Yay
but zhongli is in phase 2
Damn it
just 2 ppl ?
Yay it’s da tall dudes
isnt that like 50/50
oh
also you don't get them 100%
how many charecters per banner ?
Imma show yall what kind of genshin shorts I get lol
seperate what 💀
classifications
if you're pulling 10 a wish you realise how many characters you're gonna get
lmao
that being said you should know getting 5 stars is hard
It is?
huh
100 pity is what you need to get it 100% but the pity gets closer once you reach 70-80
I thought it was easy
is there 6 stars ?
no
No
fuck no
That sucks
OnO
They should make it easy
i'm quite close to my pity already, i think i'm at around 60 pulls?

they legit allowed you to choose a random 5 star when i enjoyed at the time
and i picked tighnari
cant tell by name]
That event is in wuwa too but as soon as you start game and permanently available
ppl will save for months
this isn't an easy to grind game where you can get 5 stars on a whim
saving is an important aspect
i just do missions and pick up crap
I heard wall climbing sucks without xilonen
a hard pity is 14400 primos
it's annoying
how long would i take to roam the entire map ?
a while
hmm
especially since you don't have exploration units
Fr
that sounds like horrible experience
its fun af
i used to do that years ago when i first joined genshin
It seems people nowadays just walk on water using furina
and seeing the pretty map
HUH
she just walks over ?
Yt shorts knowledge 
i kinda need her now ngl
yeah she does
how old even are you in this game
furina was 4 versions ago she's not getting a run too soon
Fair
i finished blox fruits in 11 mnths
||i still get flashbacks||
well i joined at pretty much release of the game, maybe waited like for the first update
then quit
and came back this summer
Lmao
me with that one marvel game
I played genshin in 2020 and quit
I was a pre-installer for UNITE 
it was until i got to asgard i realized that the game was a self repeating ass
same !
the real kicker is shenha still not having a banner
I miss my champion ranking
miss girl you've been gone for over a year
And the fun I had
lmao
i still have unite on my switch
i bought mewtwo x n zacian
ah the free wins
I bought blaziken
makes it boring af
chimken
And then I quit a week later
Fr
alolan ninetales is a piece of shit
Back in da days 
annoying freeze
As an enemy? Yeah
now we got ho-oh
And darkrai
Oh
Bruh
I like how players can just choose decidueye as starter now
blud was finally de-throned
WHAT
officialy ass mon
lol
i picked charizard
I gotta go school 😓
I picked talonflame
and got leons charizard background
Same
Shush
Sad
It's only 2 classes
I know already
Who got school on sundays? 💀
Oh
cuz friday imp day in prayers for muslims
Wow
thats why its a day off
th
you never left
Yes
these destroyah re-designs look rad af
I thought the first one was biollante lol
Me cold
My feet cold too
snow ?
Freezing at 28 degree celsius
Nah not atm
Woah that’s sick
i have to
Gotta stick to my stylish jackets while I can
i have some cool ones too
i wear them whenever
the ACs in the malls here are insane
I wanted to put on my beanie but idk where it's gone
i always have trouble wearing sweaters tho
it rides up due to my shoulders being not as low
Also I've noticed ppl never wear hats when going to school like are you tryna look cool or embarrassed
lmao
ppl here wear since they have to do a zero haircut sometimes
it gets so damn embarrassing
Smh nearly slipped on ice
put the phone down dumbass
Lol
oof I was scared for a second when I entered my mail and got logged into a completely new account in-game
Anyway ima keep walking it's busy here
here we see
a wild saber outside its natural habitat
stalking prey in the wild
to approach schooling grounds
CyberWolf goes hard
lmao
I'm at the gate!
dont bump over the smol kids
The small kids are 9th graders and everyone is in class atm
Bear fight
then why are you ther-
I have a specific schedule...
I love it when npcs fight eachother so it makes my work easy 
lmao
9-10th graders have fixed ones
the battlegrounds experience
Time to sit here for 2 hours
Alright I killed the bears
Chatgpt comes up with great art ideas
lmao
This is a funny anime crossover edit about Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu kaisen meets "old friend" Kenjaku ( Nokotan edit) and knowing the truth and got sealed by Prison Realm by his closest friend...
#mydeerfriendnokotan #shikanokonokonokoshitantan #jujutsukaisenedit
#shibuyaincident
Hiiiii
Hi
How are you doing chat?
Just woke up
East Monsoon Wind is hitting hard today
That is alarming
I did it I got the Brilliant move achievement (Idk what I did though)
You should get every achievement/j
Wb
Ima complete the chess Dex fr
Chess Dex xd
A living chess dex
Ah yes, Zan the Chess Master
Ah yes a pig
Omg she randomly gave us a short logarithm test 😭
I completely forgot how to do them
log
I was starting at the simplest shit ever and being confused on what to do
Eat log
convert log into planks
I am now interested if log cake is a thing
You know I can use my calculator but it's not much use when I don't know how to show the answer
Omg I just looked it up and it's that easy 😭
I'm embarrassed
Noone look at me
Omg i am right they are legit called log cake
I think chocolate cake is boring but i would eat that one
Wonder how many pieces of it i could eat
I don't understand what's happening but i agree
Experience goes hard
At least the cat tried
Me fr
:0
Lol
Such a powerful cat
I like how all my guest accounts and incognito accounts got possessed by genshin impact shorts
I don’t need all this shit 
Finally heading home
"Oops you hung a bishop" 💀
I kinda like that you saw e4, if only the bishop wasnt hanging
I mean who is THE GIRL
I think it’s Venti? 😭
not a girl lol
Thats a boy?? Ah crap
it's called being gay
and ppl also simp heavily for fem boys
I wouldn’t say Venti is gay, just very effeminate
i'm not saying ventis gay 💀
i'm saying ppl who like him are either gay or into femboys
Ah I thought you replied to Hakim mb
I mean more like who is "the girl" as if that was a category for a prize
Or like in a play
You play as the role the girl
At least that's how it looks for mw
What's wrong with that astolfo also has their fanbase
People who picked Aether (they are objectively wrong, idc about canon)
WHAT
