off-topic

[astral dagger]

Me when the creature I created becomes the monster it fears something something Paradise Lost.

[ocean forge]

what school is this

lmao

[quartz obsidian]

My one

[ocean forge]

ours loves showing gore

nothing even close to a hug tho

[astral dagger]

Neither.

We had uhhh

The life of Trujillo Ig?

[ocean forge]

Trujillo?

I'm curious

[quartz obsidian]

Ignore the guy in the backround...lmao interesting to read first time round!

[astral dagger]

Local dictator.

The only reason I remember the movie is because it had his death when the opposition left his car riddled with holes.

[astral dagger]

Gif names man, also, what's the background about?

[quartz obsidian]

Some guys talking about the Grammy nominations on tik tok and predicting who'll win

[ocean forge]

lmao

[astral dagger]

Whoever bribed the hardest ofc

Idk why but it looks like an animation behind the message

[ocean forge]

well the gif's name js perfect

[quartz obsidian]

Not how those work

[stable quest]

Btw i found this, seems to be an offline mtg game

Ima try it out

[wispy heron]

I wanna play skystones

Activisions should fr release it

[stable quest]

Damn this actually kinda looks cool

[ocean forge]

YES

FINALLY

[frail delta]

Bro I thought this game has became a lost media

[ocean forge]

it is dumbass

it's not on the app store

[ocean forge]

all cuz of this thing

that's right

I installed an appstore

power of not apple

[lime roost]

There's another bird game that's lost to media

[ocean forge]

I have all 3

just installed em

[lime roost]

https://tenor.com/view/flappy-bird-game-gameplay-gif-16860630

[ocean forge]

ohh

yeah I can't get that

[quartz obsidian]

i used to have a sort of disk angry birds game

i already forgot what it was tho

[ocean forge]

hm ?

disc ?

[quartz obsidian]

really long time ago

[ocean forge]

that's odd

[frail delta]

Bro why the hell does amazon has appstore😭

[ocean forge]

it has all the old games

[astral dagger]

And on phone too?

Woo wee

[frail delta]

I still remember the day when Amazon was a forest(jk)

[ocean forge]

@lime roost

[ocean forge]

Freddy frodbear

[frail delta]

Omg a android user just like me

[ocean forge]

lost my ass

[ocean forge]

lmao

[quartz obsidian]

MY KEBAB IS HERE

[astral dagger]

The kamen raider edit killed me

[lime roost]

Whoa

[ocean forge]

yeah this ain't my best strength

[astral dagger]

I haven't watched much of it at all but I get the gist of it and some sad song edit is just like bruh

[ocean forge]

power of not apple

apk bbbbyyyyy

[ocean forge]

yay

time for it to go cold by the next 2 hours

while you try shoving it down your mouth 1 min at a time

[quartz obsidian]

don't worry

i'm good with my mouth at stuff like this

i'll finish quite fast so don't worry bout it going cold

[ocean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/l-lawliet-death-note-stare-eyes-anime-gif-17559982

[ocean forge]

you need it be warm and crispy

don't let it go soft over time waste

[quartz obsidian]

i won't

[astral dagger]

I still remember the 2 hour burger.

[ocean forge]

mf nibbling on its crumbs

[quartz obsidian]

I'm good at keeping it hard and crispy in my hands

[astral dagger]

Was too wide smh

[quartz obsidian]

thick*

and practise makes perfect

[astral dagger]

Mhm mhm

[quartz obsidian]

i don't have much on field experience

[astral dagger]

Buy more kebabs at a time then.

[quartz obsidian]

never taken anything that big

[ocean forge]

he has had a footlong in one go

he's lying

[astral dagger]

Who hasn't?

[ocean forge]

I meanr literally in one go

[astral dagger]

Yeah

As one should.

[ocean forge]

indeed

[quartz obsidian]

guys...yall are making me blush...it's not that impressive!

[astral dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/shaggy-scoobydoo-food-one-big-bite-swallow-gif-5735953

[ocean forge]

I mean shaggy does it

[astral dagger]

My idol

[quartz obsidian]

damn he's good at it too

great technique

i ought to learn from him

[astral dagger]

He's dumb, hungry and rich.

I'm only lacking one of those.

[ocean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/subway-wwe-hulk-hogan-gif-18081421

this is the way

[unborn frigate]

Man

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/idk-shrug-scooby-doo-velma-i-dont-know-gif-22281494

[ocean forge]

what defines rich ?

[astral dagger]

Man.

[astral dagger]

Having tons of money.

[ocean forge]

like how much

[astral dagger]

Multiple millions and a mansion I think.

[quartz obsidian]

i don't remember him being rich...

isn't he actually poor asf, doesn't he legit live in the van

[astral dagger]

Inherited, he doesn't like it, but it comes into play for laughs some times, and in his solo show.

[ocean forge]

woah

[ocean forge]

LMAO

it's why I asked

i didn't want to sound insensitive

[astral dagger]

Like Daphne's family is rich af too and she doesn't really mention it outside of liking expensive shopping.

[quartz obsidian]

i mean daphne is obvious

[astral dagger]

Shaggy is literally a nepo baby hippie lol

[quartz obsidian]

is velma the poor one of the group??

[astral dagger]

Pretty much yes.

Fred is middle class I think.

[quartz obsidian]

guess you can't be gay and rich...

[astral dagger]

What do you call Daphne then?

[ocean forge]

LMAO

nah idk

[quartz obsidian]

Well daphne is very straight as much as i hate to admit it, only live action daphne is somewhat bi from what we know

[ocean forge]

as far as I see it

it's not the charecters person that defines if you like em

[quartz obsidian]

daphne is such a straight woman in the cartoons it's not even funny

[ocean forge]

you can like them regardless

[stable quest]

Mhm the cards arent loading

[ocean forge]

it's like the boys liking pink color argument

[stable quest]

Weird

[ocean forge]

there's nothing wrong with it

it's a color

like the rest

[astral dagger]

I downloaded the APK.

[ocean forge]

lmao

[astral dagger]

Is it not working for you? Before I install proper.

[ocean forge]

Me ?

[astral dagger]

Hakim

[ocean forge]

ah mb

[stable quest]

It works but uh, there's no card art

[astral dagger]

Then it doesn't work

But is it supposed to not have card art?

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/scoob-scoob-in-drag-daphne-scoob-and-daphne-gif-17093781

ugh i wanna rewatch the movies

gotta find the time tho

[ocean forge]

So she like ?-

[ocean forge]

I've alr seen em

they were goofy

[unborn frigate]

Were it so easy

[quartz obsidian]

how dare u

[ocean forge]

so they get a pass for their tjme

[quartz obsidian]

GOOFY???

That's the most offensive thing you've said

[ocean forge]

I didn't say anything relax saber

[astral dagger]

Yeah the Goofy Movie is a different one.

[quartz obsidian]

you called em goofy

[ocean forge]

hey goofy means funny and stupid

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-scooby-coat-sassy-gif-4605349

[stable quest]

Im trying to figure it out

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-woof-bark-ruh-roh-gif-4303248

[astral dagger]

Being The Arbiter is an important part of one's growth as a person.

[astral dagger]

🫡

[unborn frigate]

My boy, no

[astral dagger]

The Arbiter is so real, man.

[astral dagger]

Better than Master Chief at this point.

[ocean forge]

the guy who graduated ?

[astral dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-gif-25538262

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-groovy-scooby-doo-movie-scooby-doo2monsters-unleashed-gif-25478424

[ocean forge]

shaggy goes wild ngl

[astral dagger]

Shaggy is the last good part of the franchise after it has been ran through the mud and the muck tbh.

He's just a vibe.

[ocean forge]

ikr

[ocean forge]

man behind the slaughter

the mystery

the scooby's doo

[astral dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-it-gif-18812641

[ocean forge]

LMAO

[astral dagger]

Five Nights at Scooby's is a game somewhere I know it

[ocean forge]

I imagine saber never sees this lmao

[astral dagger]

Not relatable meme

[ocean forge]

oh come on

[quartz obsidian]

i saw it

[astral dagger]

My handwriting is my mother's so it's precious.

[quartz obsidian]

my handwriting is terrible

[ocean forge]

my hand writing js a fucking font

[quartz obsidian]

which is prolly why i'm so handsome

[astral dagger]

If only.

[ocean forge]

its not suprising i get 10/10 book cleanliness wise

[astral dagger]

Bro writes in Comics Sans pretty much.

[ocean forge]

lmao

they love jt

simple and easy

[astral dagger]

I only ever write in cursive if I can, my rect is awful.

[ocean forge]

few mistakes

[ocean forge]

I don't write in cursive

[astral dagger]

I see that yeah

[ocean forge]

spelling mistakes make it look ass

[ocean forge]

I can write tho

[ocean forge]

how terrible we talking

[quartz obsidian]

omg ew

you don't write in cursive?

[ocean forge]

no

I get full book marks

for this

so it works

[astral dagger]

Fair

Oh Rhys

[ocean forge]

damn I never realized

[chrome rapids]

You fools
I don’t write in cursive AND my handwriting is terrible!

[astral dagger]

Do you know about that Forge mtg thing?

[ocean forge]

le gasp

[chrome rapids]

Not by that description

[turbid rampart]

Same

[ocean forge]

atleast yall don't write upside down like saber

[quartz obsidian]

Sorry that it's the wrong way round lmao

[ocean forge]

what am I reading

[ocean forge]

NO WAY YOU JUST DID THAT

[astral dagger]

This 'un

[ocean forge]

READ ABOVE

[quartz obsidian]

LMFAO

[chrome rapids]

I can kinda read it

[astral dagger]

Oh that's... Not great.

[quartz obsidian]

What?1 it's not that bad!

[ocean forge]

I strongly belive criminal smthn

that's all I got

[quartz obsidian]

yall are exaggerating

[astral dagger]

No offense I just don't have good experience with tight styles like that, looks like doctor's writing.

[unborn frigate]

Sonic, no!

[ocean forge]

LMAO

wild

[astral dagger]

So the mtg thing

[ocean forge]

you'd make an amazing doctor

[astral dagger]

Hakim hasn't updated me.

[ocean forge]

he's dead rn

[unborn frigate]

What the hell happened here

[ocean forge]

relax

[chrome rapids]

Yeah, never heard of that forge thing Legion

[astral dagger]

Freakology doctorate.

Aww man

[ocean forge]

LMAO

[astral dagger]

Maybe I got the wrong person

[ocean forge]

obv they spun

[astral dagger]

Because someone mentioned something about an Arena alternative to Hakim I think.

[ocean forge]

and spun the puke too

[astral dagger]

Soup probably.

[stable quest]

Fuck you mean a 119 hours 😭

[astral dagger]

Ah there he is.

[ocean forge]

dumbass wifi

[chrome rapids]

There’s mtgo; that’s paid
I use Untap.in personally

Can also look into Cockatrice

[ocean forge]

Untap ?

[astral dagger]

Ah yeah that's the one my bad.

[stable quest]

Does it have bot matches

Like can you play against ai

[chrome rapids]

Afaik no

All options I’ve listed are against others

[astral dagger]

[ocean forge]

btw

[astral dagger]

Still good to know there are alternatives

[ocean forge]

Rhys your pfp is leafeon ryt ?

[chrome rapids]

Yeah

[quartz obsidian]

nah

it's a bug

[stable quest]

Ok ill keep looking into this forge game, i think i can download the cards manually

[astral dagger]

I really, really, really need something to distract myself with.

[unborn frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/thanks-obvious-captain-thankscaptainobvious-gif-18783644

[chrome rapids]

You can rotate a cow in your head

It’s free, and no one can stop you

[astral dagger]

Oh that's a permanent background task.

[chrome rapids]

Have you considered

Rotating a whole herd?

[ocean forge]

I was told to count sheep in my sleep

I was awake the entire night

[astral dagger]

I do whenever I hear that polish song about cocaine

[ocean forge]

and got up to 2.5k

[astral dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/polish-cow-cow-dancing-dance-dancing-cow-gif-19109155

[ocean forge]

sheep

by fajr

they really underestimated me

[chrome rapids]

The point is to do a repetitive mental task to get bored and tired

[ocean forge]

I don't-

[astral dagger]

I call that a job

[ocean forge]

yeah i was awake the whole night

[unborn frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/ip-i-have-your-ip-address-address-ip-address-dox-gif-19850626

[ocean forge]

unless waste of time

[astral dagger]

So do I, so what?

[ocean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-cow-holy-cow-gif-25938150

[unborn frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-but-you-see-i-have-a-gun-weapon-gif-15338172276007879994

[astral dagger]

So do I, so what?

[unborn frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/pedro-monkey-puppet-meme-awkward-gif-8259086320683337215

Is your refrigerator running?

[astral dagger]

Not anymore...

[unborn frigate]

😦

[quartz obsidian]

smh what's happening my fyp is getting flooded by the same song

[stable quest]

There we go

[quartz obsidian]

and the problem is that it's not on spotify :<

[astral dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/passions-eve-eve-russel-perfect-pitch-for-sawing-a-witch-pitch-gif-18059434522302966697

[astral dagger]

It's real

Non WotC Magic

[chrome rapids]

If you look hard enough, you can have many forms of non-WotC magic

[ocean forge]

what song?

[ocean forge]

this is why you failed

you need to try yt music

trust me it's better

every new acc Also gets 2 weeks free downloads offline with no adds

loophole

[quartz obsidian]

it's a remix of an ariana grande and billie song

[ocean forge]

lemme see

[quartz obsidian]

i found it on tik tok lemme download the video real quick

[ocean forge]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=wNV2O1GtCMA&si=S8BcLQ6WM47SciUR

This ?

[quartz obsidian]

yes

wtf

how did you find it o fast

it's touch it x chihiro

[ocean forge]

ight

[ocean forge]

yt music

I'm telling ya

[quartz obsidian]

omg someones drilling

[ocean forge]

?

[ocean forge]

like in the wall next door ?

[quartz obsidian]

yes!

[ocean forge]

lmfao

KREEEEEHGGGGGEGEGEGHHHHH

better than the song for real

[quartz obsidian]

i'm scared of my spotify wrapped

[ocean forge]

wrapped ?

[quartz obsidian]

if it's number 1 is not 1 of 2 artists idk what i'll do

[quartz obsidian]

it's a spotify event at the end of the year which compiles your most listened to artists, genres, songs, etc

[ocean forge]

oh

embrace musictube

reject objectify

[quartz obsidian]

last years

[ocean forge]

is it bad I only have ever seen one of them ?

[quartz obsidian]

i hated my taste

[quartz obsidian]

uhh i hope you mean song and not artist

[ocean forge]

artist

💀

[quartz obsidian]

oh...

who?

[ocean forge]

like only justin

[quartz obsidian]

oh god

[ocean forge]

yeah...

[quartz obsidian]

you're like stuck in the old music days my god

[ocean forge]

lmfao

[quartz obsidian]

to not know taylor swift is crazy

[ocean forge]

I'm cutting modern and old

[ocean forge]

all I know is the name

early on I thought it was a dude

had a uh...

[quartz obsidian]

LMAO

[ocean forge]

rude awakening with a fan irl

[quartz obsidian]

swifties are ruthless

[ocean forge]

girl straight exploded

[quartz obsidian]

they'll rip you apart if you say something remotely nasty bout taylor

definetly the most toxic fans in the music industry

[ocean forge]

I said 'you know who that guy Taylor is ?'

and then they just try to insult me for being on social media all day and watching dumbass brainrot

until I pulled out my phone and showed I don't have insta

they just walked off

no words

[ocean forge]

really ?

[quartz obsidian]

100%

[ocean forge]

it went fairly ok

[gleaming willow]

Sounds like projection

[ocean forge]

what's that

[quartz obsidian]

projection is something that's accurate to them onto you

i just butchered that whole sentence but it makes sense either way lmao

[ocean forge]

so they were right?

[quartz obsidian]

no?

[ocean forge]

I didn't get it

I just kinda said what happened in a rough way

the language wasn't the best

[gleaming willow]

They were the one who spends all day on social media

[ocean forge]

oh ok

[quartz obsidian]

there's a reason i stopepd listening to taylor all completely

[ocean forge]

eh I'm never seeing them again anyways

[quartz obsidian]

most ppl say don't let fandom effect you but why would i want to be part of something toxic, it just ruins my experience

[ocean forge]

yeah I get where you're coming frm but like

you listening ti it does nothing with it

[gleaming willow]

Have you met Pokémon fans?

[ocean forge]

I'm prolly listening to 5 random artists I don't even know

it's cuz I like the song

[quartz obsidian]

they're really not toxic

[ocean forge]

artist did good

[quartz obsidian]

idk where you're hanging out lmao

[ocean forge]

that's all I care abt

[quartz obsidian]

you must be in specific groups

[ocean forge]

the team mystic hood obv

[quartz obsidian]

cause i don't hear a squeek from pokemon fans

[ocean forge]

they're usually the ones picked on LMAO

[quartz obsidian]

i wonder when they'll stop counting or if they have already

i could just spam listen to songs lol

[ocean forge]

oh god...

I feel like 7 year old me again

this is so fun...

[quartz obsidian]

ooh i found a gojo cutout video that's fun

[unborn frigate]

I was crazy once

[quartz obsidian]

i need a kakashi one

[ocean forge]

lmao

[quartz obsidian]

they locked me in a room

[ocean forge]

they made me sit

[unborn frigate]

A rubber room

[quartz obsidian]

A rubber room with rats!

[ocean forge]

in the hatch

[unborn frigate]

And rats make me crazy!

[quartz obsidian]

YEAH!

[ocean forge]

um

sorry to be a bummer but

what

[quartz obsidian]

don't worry about it

you're not with the cool kids

[ocean forge]

:[

[unborn frigate]

Someone clearly isnt that crazy

[quartz obsidian]

^

[ocean forge]

I love using knives to open packets

the stabbing bread

https://tenor.com/view/not-the-same-we-are-not-the-same-not-the-same-as-we-were-different-winter-gif-12189139

[unborn frigate]

Yeah but did they lock you in a room?

[ocean forge]

they made me sit in a tight hatch

[quartz obsidian]

me one day

[ocean forge]

get a full breathing one

[unborn frigate]

omg they turn you into a cardboard cutout

[ocean forge]

not some tin ass cutout

[quartz obsidian]

that wpuld be a bit difficult

[ocean forge]

you're going to make him go crzy with a compliment like that

[quartz obsidian]

OH STAPH IT

[unborn frigate]

Crazy?

[ocean forge]

nah

[quartz obsidian]

I COULD NEVER BE AS HOT AS MY HUSBAND

[unborn frigate]

I was crazy once

[quartz obsidian]

but thanks anyway :3

[unborn frigate]

Probably hiding lots of acne under that mask

[ocean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-bed-flowers-gif-10308229

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/kakashi-hatake-naruto-smile-mask-anime-gif-17707743

[unborn frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rats-the-rats-are-coming-the-rat-is-coming-cheese-gif-6284186146533419373

[quartz obsidian]

where?

[ocean forge]

kakashis face legit is blank

[unborn frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/wendy-williams-bishwhere-bish-where-gif-10025939

[ocean forge]

no details

[quartz obsidian]

exactly

[quartz obsidian]

i'll give you some details to your face

[ocean forge]

sure

humor me

[quartz obsidian]

in the form of a fist

[ocean forge]

I think you're a few inches off bud

[unborn frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/jigglypuff-cute-pokemon-pokemon-jigglypuff-angry-gif-8379097334908655107

[quartz obsidian]

i'll use a stool don't worry bout it

[ocean forge]

OH NO

[quartz obsidian]

supra

Lawyers or tigers?

[unborn frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/here-i-come-an-orchids-trap-wings-of-life-on-my-way-ill-be-there-gif-22526876

Iguana

[ocean forge]

Tigers def

keep it interesting

[quartz obsidian]

not one like that

[quartz obsidian]

k thanks

[ocean forge]

wait I didn't get the context tho

[quartz obsidian]

it's a bl choice

[ocean forge]

LMAO

Tigers def

lawyers boring

[unborn frigate]

I have no idea what youre talking about

[quartz obsidian]

good

[ocean forge]

bl= gay

with spice in it

[quartz obsidian]

bl=boy love

lmao

[quartz obsidian]

NO

[ocean forge]

yes

[quartz obsidian]

WHO SAID THAT

[unborn frigate]

I'm not qualified for that

[ocean forge]

don't lie to yourself

[quartz obsidian]

there's a different name for those with spice

how dare i

bl is just a genre in general

[ocean forge]

LOL

ah kk

mb

[quartz obsidian]

it can have anything boy love related

[ocean forge]

why tf is it not man love

[quartz obsidian]

idk?

ask the ppl who came up with the name

[ocean forge]

no thank you 💀

[quartz obsidian]

she might be dead tbh

[ocean forge]

btw remember the gay run thing you sent earlier?

[quartz obsidian]

well maybe not nvm

[quartz obsidian]

the tik tok?

[ocean forge]

some guy tried running frm airport security like that

[quartz obsidian]

LMAO

I'd love to see that

[ocean forge]

he outran 2 guards

got fucking tackled by another

[quartz obsidian]

ofc he did!

i would've let him go

[ocean forge]

LMAO

dude had no ticket

how tf he even got to immigration idk

[quartz obsidian]

wait no

that's kinda weird

you didn't see it ryt?

[ocean forge]

see what ?

[quartz obsidian]

good

[ocean forge]

huh

[quartz obsidian]

here you go, this is what you gave me to read

i somehow keep finding the tragic stuff

it's a skill atp

[ocean forge]

oh god

how is that sadder then lawyers 💀

[astral dagger]

The returnal

[ocean forge]

lmfao

[quartz obsidian]

LMFAO

THE LAWYER DESCRIPTION IS GREAT

[ocean forge]

damn

mf hit a 360

[quartz obsidian]

that was random, what does that mean?

[astral dagger]

I hath returned.

From making breakfast, the cards didn't download so I closed it to finish later.

[quartz obsidian]

i see

[ocean forge]

hm

truly thy returnal of all time

[astral dagger]

Never said it was exciting

[ocean forge]

oh yeah I remember

[astral dagger]

Was hoping to thank Hakim

[ocean forge]

I think he forgot his luggage

[quartz obsidian]

aww

that's sad

[ocean forge]

and casually went beside the scanners

and he ran cuz he thought he's being arrested

[quartz obsidian]

lmao

so real

[ocean forge]

dumbass

caused a scene for nothing

also istg what even was that run

looked like a chicken

[quartz obsidian]

the gay run obviously

don't disrespect a fellow rainbow nugget

[ocean forge]

I feel running in an airport is the second worst thing you could ever do

[quartz obsidian]

home alone says otherwise

[ocean forge]

that's a kid

that was a grown ass man

[quartz obsidian]

he was channeling his inner child

[astral dagger]

Kids can carry bombs.

[ocean forge]

real

[ocean forge]

thats why you need adults to accompany

ahm

I'm an exception since I don't look the part

and I handle myself well enough

[astral dagger]

Idk man if I see a kid running in an airport I'm tackling that little terrorist.

[ocean forge]

relax 💀

its a damn kid

[quartz obsidian]

what did the kid do to u

[ocean forge]

exactly like th

[chrome rapids]

[astral dagger]

But the bomb

[quartz obsidian]

you're supposed to pick them up by the feet and spin in a circle and throw them through a window instead

[ocean forge]

the chances of a child sucide bomber is way too fucking low

[chrome rapids]

The implied bomb

[ocean forge]

not only would the kid have to be tortured into being trained not to fiddle with the bomb controls

[astral dagger]

That's if I confirm they have a bomb.

Throw it to a safe zone

[ocean forge]

the kid would have to be smart enough to co-ordinate to the strike site

it's a bit extreme

[quartz obsidian]

why are u acting like the kid is planning this out lmao

it's obviously an adult

[ocean forge]

lol

[astral dagger]

Idk man dogs have carried bombs before.

[ocean forge]

uh-

[astral dagger]

They certainly can't plan anything.

[ocean forge]

what year

[quartz obsidian]

huh

[ocean forge]

when have dogs carried bombs

and HOW

they don't wear anything

[astral dagger]

40s I guess.

[quartz obsidian]

they wear vests

[ocean forge]

oh sure

a dog with a vest

[astral dagger]

How else do you blow up tanks?

[ocean forge]

normal

[quartz obsidian]

yeah?

it is normal

WDYM

[ocean forge]

you don't

[ocean forge]

I'm sorry it's just not normal in most parts of the world

[ocean forge]

anymore

[quartz obsidian]

What parts of the world?!

[astral dagger]

Also I've seen dogs with outfits before.

[ocean forge]

let's see

I've been to Hong kong

lots of dogs

no clothes

[astral dagger]

I mean even leashes to carry them around double as vests for airport dogs.

[ocean forge]

I live in the gulf

Dogs. No clothes

I'm native to India

Dogs. never clothes

[quartz obsidian]

i think you're just blind

[astral dagger]

You just haven't paid attention to the fancy dogs smh

[quartz obsidian]

also that's not the entire world

[ocean forge]

what fancy dogs

[ocean forge]

yeah but like

it's a chunk

[astral dagger]

The ones with clothes.

[ocean forge]

so kot everywhere

[quartz obsidian]

i also pass by so many dogs with vests

[astral dagger]

Police dogs, security dogs, dapper dogs.

Assist dogs for the blind.

[ocean forge]

not at all a sight I've ever seen

[quartz obsidian]

most ppl also just put vests on smaller dogs in winter

[ocean forge]

would be funny tbh

[quartz obsidian]

and shoes

[ocean forge]

I think some guy in our building has a some husky breed

I might be wrong

[astral dagger]

Now shoes is something you don't see unless the dog is, sadly, kidnapped by a rich lady.

[ocean forge]

its like a giant ass wolf pup

[quartz obsidian]

whaty

shoes are common

[ocean forge]

it's startling rlly

[quartz obsidian]

especially in cold weather for smaller dogs

or hot even

[ocean forge]

what th

[quartz obsidian]

because pavement can burn their paws

[ocean forge]

I've barely seen a vest

you're talking abt shoes

[quartz obsidian]

omg supra you don't know anything

so why even bother

[ocean forge]

obv

[astral dagger]

I mean I live in the Caribbean where it's hella hot and I have only seen dogs with shoes inside bags and the like.

[ocean forge]

that's established

[astral dagger]

They are so incredibly ugly.

[ocean forge]

ppl here are insane abt cats

some rando ladies house had 5

I went to my neighbour's he has 2

[astral dagger]

I've got 3 and none are mine.

[ocean forge]

below my own house there's 3 strays

[astral dagger]

They just camp at my house.

Ate my bread once, the bastards.

[ocean forge]

like 1/3 houses I go to have cats

it's refreshing

plus I can make friends with cats kinda quick :3

I don't talk a lot

Unless asked

[quartz obsidian]

i feel like if i say ppl also take cats out on leashes on walks supra will freak...

[ocean forge]

no ?

seen that

not clothing tho

that's just kinda alien to me

[astral dagger]

They do?

[quartz obsidian]

omg

can i be surrounded by smart ppl for once

[astral dagger]

Look at least in my area nobody owns cats.

[ocean forge]

hi there

[astral dagger]

To have a pet is to keep an animal either vaguely around or chained permanently so don't expect responsible practices.

[quartz obsidian]

you wish

[ocean forge]

:[

[astral dagger]

I just thought cats don't really need walks unless they're obese.

[quartz obsidian]

they still enjoy exploring

you want them to stay cooped up at home all day?

[astral dagger]

Which they do on their own, no?

[quartz obsidian]

is a house that interesting?

[astral dagger]

No I mean that cats typically just leave.

Don't they?

They do here and they return when they please.

[quartz obsidian]

those are terrible owners then

ik what type of ppl do that

[astral dagger]

Can't deny that.

[quartz obsidian]

it's way too common

[ocean forge]

ppl here who have cats often have big houses

cats genuinely dc abt leaving

[quartz obsidian]

and a horrible thing to do but atp there's no stoping this mindset of ppl who let their cats outside

[ocean forge]

lmao

here they do walk the cats

[astral dagger]

I mean what's the cat gonna do

They don't obey the law

[quartz obsidian]

everything

domesticated cats are an invasive species to the envirement

[ocean forge]

I mean yeah not feeling insecure abt your pet is kinda crzy ngl

[quartz obsidian]

also birds of prey and wild dogs exist

[ocean forge]

there's a black cat down at my building

it's lving the dream life

[astral dagger]

It ain't my business that some stupid wild bird can't adapt to my precious Misuki Little Paws Johnes III hunting it. Tell the environment to get better.

[ocean forge]

my house had got KFC and pizza hut below it

[quartz obsidian]

that's not how that works

[ocean forge]

every night the 2 joints drop it surplus food

[quartz obsidian]

you're lucky they don't exterminate those cats

[ocean forge]

it enjoys and roams around

[astral dagger]

Some countries have I think.

[quartz obsidian]

because whenever an invasive species is made itself to be known they will exterminate them

[ocean forge]

her either don't think that's a thing at all

[astral dagger]

Mf living better than me wtf

[quartz obsidian]

it's the fact that these cats are pets that it's such a problem

[ocean forge]

pet control is non-existant here almost

[ocean forge]

LMAO

[astral dagger]

Same.

[ocean forge]

it's her only diet all day

[astral dagger]

People just kill them themselves here.

I've kept my parents in check with the cats camping outside at least.

[ocean forge]

she's a black cat with one green eye and one blue eye

[astral dagger]

Like the things are just lounging around and they treat them like they're actual home invaders.

[ocean forge]

I call her cyclops

some random Arab lady calls her eimlock

[quartz obsidian]

cyclops is a one eyed being🤓

[ocean forge]

idc

she's cool

[astral dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-catstor-gato-castor-cerebrito-sabiondo-gif-12002557139688614332

[ocean forge]

what th

[quartz obsidian]

as much as i love dogs i don't think i'm ever gonna own one

it's too much work

[ocean forge]

?

lol

we just aren't allowed to have a dogs drool on us

the creature is in no ways bad

[quartz obsidian]

i'd love a golden retriever but i would legit not be able to give it the training or attention it needs

[unborn frigate]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggy-puppy-doggo-golden-retriever-gif-12981811327192206107

Not allowed dogs where I live

Which is fine

[ocean forge]

huh

[quartz obsidian]

i had a small puppy when i was like 13-14? i think

we had to give it away cause i couldn't care for it properly

[ocean forge]

I had a really old cat when I was 6

[quartz obsidian]

it had really bad seperation anxiety too

[ocean forge]

well technically my aunt had one

[quartz obsidian]

it would piss on the floor every single time i came home

[nova raptor]

I

[ocean forge]

so I barely saw it like twice

[nova raptor]

Have

[quartz obsidian]

shush

[nova raptor]

Finally

Returned

[ocean forge]

it prolly died by the time I was 9

HELLOOOO

[astral dagger]

Hi Yuty

[ocean forge]

anyways

[nova raptor]

Hi

[quartz obsidian]

my aunt had a really big dog named bertha

I loved that dog so much

[ocean forge]

ofc

big Bertha lol

[astral dagger]

I only had Little Paws for like 3 days and we gave him away to a vet.

[ocean forge]

forever ?

[quartz obsidian]

i once fell asleep ontop of it next to the door and my family spent a while loooking for me wondering where i went

[astral dagger]

I hope he's doing alright, the poor thing. His mom abandoned him in our closet.

[ocean forge]

oh...

[astral dagger]

And ever.

[ocean forge]

sad

[astral dagger]

I mean he was aight the time I had him.

Crawling on my face.

Clawing at my face.

Discovered newborn kittens have claws that way.

[ocean forge]

lmao

I got bit by the cat my friend had

it spent a good 5 mins licking my hand right after

idk what wad going on

did it feel bad ? did It want more flavor ?

idk

[quartz obsidian]

You were licking your hand?

[astral dagger]

It was getting a meal.

[quartz obsidian]

did the cat posses you?

[ocean forge]

cat

[astral dagger]

Infecting the wound so you would fall dead and eat you.

Obviously.

[ocean forge]

LMAO

too bad

didn't do much

collapses

[astral dagger]

It just didn't know soap is a thing.

[quartz obsidian]

lmfao what is this art, did it bite you like that?

[ocean forge]

I washed my hands after

[astral dagger]

It doesn't look like a bite.

[ocean forge]

I think I clearly stated it was my hand

[quartz obsidian]

you did?

i must've misread

[ocean forge]

I did

[astral dagger]

Human ingenuity foils a terrible predator yet again.

[quartz obsidian]

i haven't finished my kebab yet btw

i bet you wanted to know

[astral dagger]

Luckily my worst encounter with an animal was a dog tackling me to the ground.

It was as big as me at the time.

[quartz obsidian]

I'm 2/3 into my kebab

maybe a bit more

[nova raptor]

Executive Branch:

[astral dagger]

Eat man, eat.

[ocean forge]

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

[quartz obsidian]

WDYM

This is my lunch and dinner

[astral dagger]

Cut it now

[ocean forge]

atp shove it down your throat

[quartz obsidian]

it's too big for me

[nova raptor]

You know. 💀

[ocean forge]

just do it

[quartz obsidian]

i can't take it all in one go

[ocean forge]

just do it

[quartz obsidian]

i'll choke on it

[ocean forge]

so ?

[quartz obsidian]

yeah u right

but

[stable quest]

Have you ever heard of biting?

[astral dagger]

My favourite.

[quartz obsidian]

nah i like to swallow

[stable quest]

What about chewing?

[ocean forge]

he consumes

[astral dagger]

Btw thanks Hakim

[stable quest]

Who tf swallows their food

Damn mouth breathers

[stable quest]

Oh why?

[astral dagger]

Idk man you kinda have to swallow to get it down the gullet

[quartz obsidian]

it's practise

[ocean forge]

what are those ?

[ocean forge]

ENOUGH

anyways

[quartz obsidian]

wdym enough

[stable quest]

For what

[quartz obsidian]

it's practise to eat faster

[ocean forge]

sure

[astral dagger]

Helping out with the magic stuff. It's not every day that I find people that actually gets me into franchises.

[ocean forge]

shoving jt in is part of thst ryt ?

[quartz obsidian]

you remember that huge 4 hour burger?

[stable quest]

This is getting corny

[quartz obsidian]

i need to get better at swallowing the big stuff

[stable quest]

Oh no problem

[ocean forge]

always has been

[astral dagger]

"Huge" baby burger.

[ocean forge]

lmfao

you don't even eat the messy ones

your jaw just lags

[astral dagger]

And you were right that's a goddamn lot of cards to download lol

[ocean forge]

???

[quartz obsidian]

i think he's saying he knows what's wrong with me

[astral dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/lag-999ms-ping-lagging-delay-gif-25051830

[ocean forge]

wow you just confirmed you're built like a stick

[ocean forge]

real

[stable quest]

Oh dont download them

[quartz obsidian]

i think i've already said i'm skinny before

[stable quest]

Crap i forgot to tell you

[ocean forge]

nope

[stable quest]

In the settings theres a thing you can enable to only download cards when you see them

[soft ermine]

You’re not wrong

[astral dagger]

I only downloaded like a portion of them.

[stable quest]

One sec i gotta find it

[ocean forge]

dude that was at the beginning of the day

[astral dagger]

Oh I saw the setting dw

[ocean forge]

did I see that ?

[quartz obsidian]

who knows

[ocean forge]

I think I was there

[stable quest]

The automatic download setting or the download all one?

[astral dagger]

But y'know I wanted it to burn time offline and the like so I might download them when I am not using the phone and such.

[astral dagger]

Yeah it's on

[ocean forge]

do that

[quartz obsidian]

no only sakira gerdy and j were there i think

[ocean forge]

lmao

sakira I saw like twice when I joined this grp

idk where she went

[astral dagger]

If I were there I would've made a joke about snapping you alright.

[quartz obsidian]

i saw a glimpse of adonis in our combo

[quartz obsidian]

🙂

[ocean forge]

lamo

[astral dagger]

I give great massages like that.

[quartz obsidian]

oh

nvm

[astral dagger]

What?

[nova raptor]

Oh I found another weird gif

[quartz obsidian]

it's nothin

[ocean forge]

I know good pressure points

along the back

I multiple times helped my brother out

[nova raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/wuthering-waves-wuwa-xiangli-yao-cute-gif-7791387279872438481

[astral dagger]

All of them if you've got big hands.

[ocean forge]

he's fat jts my duty

[ocean forge]

whyyyyy

[nova raptor]

I wonder why wife

[ocean forge]

it's giving 2006 whatsapp

[astral dagger]

He's wife obviously.

[nova raptor]

What is up with these gifs

[ocean forge]

ikr

[astral dagger]

Imma make a Yuty one.

Eventually.

[ocean forge]

💀

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/kakashi-fat-lips-naruto-gif-13929894

[nova raptor]

Only if I had a character

[ocean forge]

EW WTF

[nova raptor]

Just an imagination dw

[astral dagger]

Imma put your whole profile

[nova raptor]

Lol

[ocean forge]

so a passed out dude

and then wife over it

with cringe effects

[astral dagger]

Yuh

Mai waif

[ocean forge]

wha

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/wife-reveal-wife-reveal-genshin-genshin-impact-gif-15952302118042143353

[astral dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/steven-crowder-terrible-husband-terriblehusband-gif-6916266793041830667

[nova raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/mai-sakurajima-bunny-girl-senpai-aobuta-rascal-does-not-dream-seishun-buta-yarō-gif-12861729468703401658

[ocean forge]

there's nobody there

[ocean forge]

NO

KY-

[quartz obsidian]

he's right there

[ocean forge]

thats a husk

[astral dagger]

So somebody.

[ocean forge]

could be an empty armor on a stand

[astral dagger]

Well it moves.

[nova raptor]

That guy must be zhonglo

[astral dagger]

I like his art

[ocean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/zhongli-zhongli-pillar-zhongli-pillar-spin-pillar-spin-gif-10008134607191905061

wtf

[nova raptor]

Lmao

[astral dagger]

But like with most Mihoyo characters Idk his lore.

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-wriothesley-wriothesley-genshin-genshin-mihoyo-gif-16993051680282221932

[quartz obsidian]

that's capitano

[ocean forge]

EW GET THAT TEXT AWAY

[astral dagger]

Forbidden powers

[nova raptor]

Who da hail is that

[quartz obsidian]

the captain

of the fatui

the villain group

[nova raptor]

In genshin?

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/fatui-fatui-genshin-genshin-fatui-capitano-capitano-genshin-gif-26182141

[ocean forge]

fati ?

[astral dagger]

Captain Captain.

[quartz obsidian]

yes

[nova raptor]

Oh

[ocean forge]

I've heard it I think

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/capitano-genshin-captain-genshin-genshin-impact-capitano-il-capitano-the-captain-gif-9933705717034959428

[nova raptor]

So dude never got a face reveal? Damn

[astral dagger]

Finally a gif that represents you

[ocean forge]

don't

[quartz obsidian]

i'd let him slice me in half with that

[ocean forge]

that's a warden

[ocean forge]

for what

[quartz obsidian]

eugh

[ocean forge]

he prb didn't even see you

[astral dagger]

I mean it's about wolves

[quartz obsidian]

for existing

[astral dagger]

I can see you saying alpha male shit or whatever

[ocean forge]

he wouldn't get a reaction

you just committed sucide

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/capitano-genshin-impact-the-captain-il-capitano-fatui-gif-13292903003353513527

[stable quest]

Capitano the captain 💀

[astral dagger]

Il Ducce!

[ocean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-call-of-duty-ghost-cod-ghost-ghost-meme-cod-ghost-meme-gif-15627998967221386481

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-captain-my-captain-capitano-genshin-impact-genshin-il-capitano-gif-1915318987461717229

[nova raptor]

Someone insert zoro slicing that bird girl in half

[quartz obsidian]

i'd take her place

[ocean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/zoro-one-piece-zoro-op-zoro-ph-roronoa-zoro-gif-11046409

[astral dagger]

This is what it feels like when americans use words in spanish as names btw

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/capitano-gif-5863828053133006100

[ocean forge]

could you-

[quartz obsidian]

monet let's switch places

[nova raptor]

[astral dagger]

Imagine liking Zoro.

[nova raptor]

Ah yes her name was monet

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/il-capitano-capitano-vs-mavuika-capitano-the-captain-kick-gif-2222645872560690881

[astral dagger]

Would be me.

[ocean forge]

LMAO

[nova raptor]

NOOOOOOO

[ocean forge]

right up mainstreet

[nova raptor]

FUCK THAT GUY

KILL HIM NOW

[ocean forge]

relax

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/mavuika-capitano-genshin-impact-natlan-pyro-archon-gif-13897335678345441667

[ocean forge]

alr got his bottom kicked in

[astral dagger]

I mean I bet you could.

[ocean forge]

?

[quartz obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-genshin-fatui-capitano-il-capitano-gif-5089224220171035472

he's so graceful

[astral dagger]

What does he even do besides looking hot

[nova raptor]

I shall kill this captain^2 guy

[ocean forge]

https://tenor.com/view/gojohime-gojo-satoru-gojo-utahime-gojoutahime-gif-4983103734324143657

[quartz obsidian]

be even hotter i guess

and beats ppl up

[ocean forge]

so ?

[nova raptor]

Imma beat him up someday

[ocean forge]

simp for better ppl

[astral dagger]

Nothing special?

[ocean forge]

like shrek

https://tenor.com/view/sonfys-shrek-gif-15350610703372212021

[quartz obsidian]

which is also a hotness factor

[astral dagger]

Can't simp for myself.

[quartz obsidian]

he's the number 1 fatui in strength lol

he's a villain