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big moths are a no for me
lowkey my dad also electrifies bugs 💀
Lol
for me, i don't want to deal with bugs nor their corpses
i remember my sister once pranked me with a fake roach and i'd say she succeeded pretty well
Oh right, once in my classroom a roach died to shoes. Me and my friend kinda played football with it till it went out of classroom
Oof
commen fun game
that's foul 💀
my grandpa has whacked entire beetles
Weirdly, as a kid I used to have no fear to bugs. Even flying ones. I remember even dissecting them lmfao
no ?
But, now as a teen…I can’t 💀
Fr
I still dont
yes its gross
but I have in situations where I don't have slippers squashed them bare fist
Damn
disgusting af
i've almost always been afraid of bugs...
I can only squash mosquitoes with fist
I electrify flies 💀
as a guy, it's honestly embarrassing how scared i am of bugs
I’d scream if a butterfly came flying near me
I majorly fear butterflies
killing cockroaches
fair enough
I trapped a spider in the tape circle thing lol
kinda relate ?
Then covered the cap
Then I slowly killed the spider
WHY
Yay
No, I didn’t kill. I think I moved the tape ring thingy till it reached end of desk
Then spider fell
come on
nah you're actually a psychopath for torturing bugs like that 💀
you could've trapped it in a glass and released it
my brother put a roach in a I phone box ones
didn't touch it for weeks
I don’t do it intentionally lol
mnth later it was erased almost
I just didn’t want spider to roam all over my desk
I just do the cup thing
peaceful and simple
You trap it?
you can live
just don't roam my house :]
Nice
But, I can barely catch them 💀
That one time, the spider just fell into the tape ring 💀
you won't even feel them
And I covered the top lol
that's how small they are
i sprayed a fruitfly with hairspray once. it's still stuck to the wall to this day
I mean, they’re too fast

💀
A bat died once to my ceiling fan
It got into my house on mistake and never got out
True
lol
LMFAO
ehh, i hate dealing with bug corpses..
only time I'm freaked out by a bug is when I see beetles
those shits are loud
strong
Ikr
I wish I was like my dad 😭
you'll be when you are one 
Fair
it's like a powerup
idk if u guys live in cali, but those green beetles r just scary. literally flying clumsily with terrible eye-slight
dad ability: 1 child
-body
+strength
+dad jokes
-fear of bugs and wilds
+couch potato
what the
I sent that in here once lol
th is an armored water cannon truck
my japanese great grandma apparently used to hit centipedes with her slipper, throw them into a pot with her chopsticks and boil them, then flush them down the toilet 💀
literal opposite of me
Found it
Makes sense
I cannot be bothered to catch up on what y'all were chatting bout but hi
torturing bugs
Insect fear/torture
I'm glad I wasn't here then
You nasty
Dad body 👍
Wait what that wasnt even hard
I almost had it hitless
Tf
Did i pick the wrong door or is it broken
Oh those rotten bastards
You have to fight all 3 bosses 😭
Nvm only 2
Nah its just from not playing for too long you get kinda rusty
Happens to me when i quit chess all the time
Flawless conjunctivitis lets gooo
...
Damn starfury's kinda good
Sounds like this iPhone’s typing sound 💀
the phone didn't pick up the sound...
Really lol when I click delete, it makes the exact same sound
gm off topic
mornin
Ok this is kinda hard
Idk why
Ok
Wrecking ball is so bad against the giant 💀
That was miserable
Ask miley cyrus
Idk why i thought a pair of hands can be stunned
Baseball bat is not good against the giant
The eye can be stunned tho for some reason
you still dk who I am?
What? Your name was bob right
Idk why you thought i wouldnt remember you
Or why you remember me for that matter lmao
I just know
True, why so you have such memory
I have a 128gb SD card in my brain
Damn, bro’s op
😮
Furry?
English natives, what sounds more natural for you in this phrase? "Start the engine and continue ___"
"the trajectory "
"on your way"
"the course"
"the route"
Idk, I just saw the ratings and thought "Sure, I could spend a few wishes here" And got her in one 10pull
However, the weapon bankrupted me
I have the worst luck on weapon banners istg
Tha fact that it's traditional chinese and not chinese simplified 💀
Is that honkai impact btw?
Genshin
O
You guys need to try ZZZ
try what
Zenles Zone Zero
Nah; I only have room in my life for one hoyo game
I started with genshin and I will never abandon it
Idk, if you just learn to take the occasional L, you don't lose money
I get the BP and the Welkin moon and that's it
And I have a rather impressive catalogue of 5*s
nice!
Characters I have so far (1/2)
(2/2)
All the rest are just 4*s which I have all of
Furina is one of the best characters in design and personality so that's fair
I know raiden, hu tao, Ganyu
Let’s goo I’m getting good at gens him knowledge
look at you recognising characters lol
O
You'll get there one day
I just know amber
I tried to get Kazuha but I lost the 50/50
💀
So I got Xilonen instead, weird how that works out
@quartz obsidian I strongly recommend you pull for Arlecchino whenever her rerun appears
She is the best character in DPS
You just need her C0 and her weapon
idk bout arlecchino, i really wanna mainly main tighnari or alhaitham when he appears, so as of rn i'm not too interested in her :/
If you're maining dendro then Arle is great for that burn dps
The only dendro 5* are use is Nahida because she is adorable
And also ridiculously op as a support
eh she really doesn't really work well with tighnari or alhaitham from what i know :3
oh this might sound crazy as a dendro main but i hate nahida 😭 I badly don't want her on my team
Screw this scarecrow
Is that paemon’s sister
No, that's Nahida
i just don't like her design, kit or voice
😦
I guess so
same with baizhu ngl...
Cool
Idk, there's quite lot of pointy eared girls
I don't like Baizhu either so... based
Cooler
why do all the good characters gotta be characters i don't like :-;
for baizhu it's just mostly his design i don't like
You are actively nerfing yourself lmao
I didn't really like Xilonen's design, felt it was too showy but I saw those ratings
SS support
SS? I thought S is highest 💀
what makes you say that
there's always been SS and SSS
even Z
I don't actually know who Ororon is yet, only just started the archon quest for 5.1
Wait til you hear about SSS 
oh right. This isn’t a tierlist
Ok apparently the queen does nothing if she's rooted, flawless queen ig
Yes, iOS fucked up my typing again
Nice
i wanna post an ororon gif but all of them have weird translations i don't know
I'm gonna Nahidapill you
Arlecchino's rating is insane too, although I think she's SS for exploration too
I mean, she can fly over water
😭
She could stan to be less looking like that
Why they letting a child walk around without sandals
Kid's feet gonna be grody af
the hate for him is so unnecessary
Can I steal bro’s pirate birb?
All I need to know is somebody made an exact replica of him in Gacha Life and that's frankly the only necessary indictment for him
GACHA?????!!!!
i've been watching a few leaks of his kit and now i want him even more lol
tbh i'd rather pull for characters i want than meta characters since i'm f2p
Is he as busted as Xilonen
i don't understand kits well so i couldn't say
but he's a 4 star
so nothing that op
On the one hand Xilonen is aesthetic and black queen (as far as Hoyoverse's ass wants it to be)
On the other
I didn’t expect that…probably because I think everyone who plays genshin pays
omg the 4 stars on this banner lmao 😭
Shit I say that as someone that liked all three of those characters
But on a Xilonen/Chiori banner????
Height of comedy it's like they don't want her to sell numbers
it's actually disgusting, i was really expecting at least 1 good character lol
Imma peace out since this shitty iPhone is at 40% 💀
let's hope phase 2 is better
Oh yeah its all coming together 
C6 Collei/Candace does a lot of work honestly
i hate candace and collei is just there, she gives me tho unused stored in box vibes
Really the purest essence of ass in the banner is Dori
fair lol
I fkin rolled for Chiori and she consistently appeared every 10x roll wtf
I already got a C6 get your dwarf ass away from me woman
honestly if we could get shinobu next banner then i'd be happy as a peach, she'd improve my teams tenfold
i need her too
fishcl or kuki would be great
well as a beginner i badly need em
I'm rolling with tighnari lisa sara and kazuha rn 💀
I have c6 sara, never used her
Love how the formerly "premier" Electro support is basically the worst Electro character cuz she don't do jack for actual good Electro games (Dendro takes her job)
Furina is the Ultra Necrozma of that game
you guys sure did talk
Neuvilette is the scary one, he's the Ultra Necrozma
now that i think about it, would it be likely that an electro is even in phase 2 of this banner since next banner we're getting ororon or would the chances just be lower of one being there
shinobu last appeared in 4.2 and fischl at 4.1 ;-;
maybe it's time for them to come around
true but i'd only use wishes o that i don't wanna waste primos
Fair
There's only one character in all of Genshin that I truly despise
This fucking thing has zero redeemable qualities
oh yeah girly you need to come home
collei says 11 months but she just appeared
maybe i can manifest it
Idk any character getting Furina's salon water animals are basically carried forever
At the end of the day Neuvilette is still gonna do the job himself
omg they are neglecting this poor boy
But imagine Xiangling with Furina's skill lmao
Oh yeah, Furina's little party is forever
But Neuvi can solo pretty much everything
(Except hydro immunity)
Shenhe and Eula at the function:
i think i should do my ascension quest, the last one was pretty easy but now I'm too lazy and scared 😵💫
wait i get 2 wishes
scratch the laziness
Have you done the other archon quests?
yuh
That reminds me I haven't even opened Genshin today lmao
Infinite Fusion stole my Genshin time 
Ironically I was the opposite today
Genshin took my IF time since I needed to do Spiral abyss today
OH FUCK the uh
The new dungeon thing
How tf did I forget that gamemode's name already 💀
The one with the Pom Pom wolf
spiral abyss?
Its on an island near Mondstadt
How tf did I forget the name already lmao
Yeah anyway I forgot to do that this week
Maybe on Sundays
Imaginarium theatre or some shit
imaginarium theater yeah that's the name
Me who has every characters except Sigewinne

Otherwise most 4stars are C6 
it turning into hydro saved my life with the bloom
ascension quests are too stressful for my heart
lmao
Wait until everything is 10 levels higher than you
and i got nothing from the 2 pulls
Nah, save
Oh I'm saving the Standard rolls
Something tells me
We gonna have a new character in Standard banner
I spent 120 wishes just trying to get a weapon
(It's not gonna be Xilonen anymore but yknow)
yuh
No new characters next banner?
I'm using slingshot for tighnari i also badly need a better weapon
Damn that's two characters in a row I don't really wanna roll
(I actually want to for Xilonen but fuck those 4-stars are comedies)
i'll roll on chasca purely for ororon
Wait Ororon is 4 stars?
yuh
Damn Natlan is really all in on the waifu shit huh
Fkin Capitano better be in the Natlan year or else
I want wriothesley...that being said i don't use cryo so idk what i'll do with him but i want him
a dendro cryo reaction would be cool
like permafrost or frostbyte
i want my dragon
there's a dragon you can fight
80 gb for one in a story is lame
2 dragons to be exact
There's a lot of dragons
Crazy that they're rerolling Alhaitham and Furina and Neuvilette first before Wriothesley tbh
And he's still missing in action alongside all the other Cryo characters lmao
I was about to say, there is no cryo reruns
Never
poor cryo
cryo didn't even get any chances to shine in natlan besides capitano if you get what i mean
The last time cryo had a rerun, this happened
Fun fact
In the time since Shenhe's last rerun to now
Honkai Star Rail and Zenless Zone Zero has released
smh i can't get a good goblet for the life of me
Just use the artifact making thing... you'll be able to make one artifact by 6.0
i have been
just not very lucky
i've been using a berserker goblet
with 34.8% dendro dmg bonus :/
tbf i don't specifically need wanderers set but give me one good 5 star 💀
look at the menu first.
whats dat
nvm i can play this on ps4
dendro is an element
time to try it
is everyones world diff
no
They can't use your weapons or charactes but they can take resources from your world
Never let a Kaveh join your world
why so
There was a glitch for a time where Kaveh players could straight up delete things from your world
Server side
So... it was permanent
Some people lost entire domains
i just got the artifact transmuter...this makes things a lot easier if i had the stuff 😵💫
spoopy
The transmuter is shit
nvm
i wanna join a world alr lol
the idea of causing chaos in another server hunting random shite is so fun
You have to be allowed to enter, and you can be kicked at any time
you can't really do much apart from collecting materials and killing stuff
Yeah, it really is a single player game at its heart
not that you'd be very effective
:[
There are sometimes events that are co-op or pvp, but they arent fighting
Well one of the PvP events is windtrace, which is a bit like prop hunt
The more recent Windtrace was a lot like Dead By Daylight tho
The others are like basic board game pvp like Hungry hippos or whatever
"Get more points than the others to win"
where the dudes at
i want a ranged archer guy
or woman
idc rlly
archer sounds fun
funny you say that
There's barely any dudes in 5.0 so far lmao
Reminds me of amber
cause i main a man archer
Yoimiya is a fun archer
unfair lmao
Despite having a bow, Childe is not an archer
Yeah, it's sad
Yeah, it do be like that
Genshin indoctrination
yup yup
Sethos, tighnari and lyney are the only male bow users atm lol and childe i guess
Like I said, Childe has a bow but he's not an archer
by what im seeing child is asthetic
and ororon later
rororoom
childe
That's childe
wtf happened to him here
The other two images we posted are just memes
Meme
It's an edited abyss mage
crossdressing goes hard
also how did he even-
Gets banned
sometime i forget sethos even exists
where did he even come from
ok i want him now
The English VA for Sethos is the same as Goh
cool
😦
It's not her fault
Kachina just likes you
I have c3 Qiqi
But c6 Jean iirc
jean ruined my tighnari pity at first
so i despise her too
no
not tighnari
kazuha i mean
we once had a very heated argument in this chat about jean
it was about her knight outfit
What about it?
idk if they've never read a history book or something they were mad at the white parts of her outfit???
like that' not accurate and it looks to similar to a skin color was their opinion
Sharktale belike
great
Wtf are you doing
you mean what it is doing
No I mean you
?
A download is gonna take longer if you're doing stuff and the download is just running in the background
Well good luck then
Is that 11 hours?? 💀
Atp I'd probably just wait for it to finish downloading tomorrow and pay it no mind while it's downloading rn
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It's a type of music
cuz i cant hear anthing abt a cat
I’m in public but Imma still listen to that
dw i just dont get a word
That was shit
Oh yeah, I also a song on Spotify. I think it was named “My cat made this song” or smth
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By that logic
Why do these randos always add “x” into their names?
it seems cool ! (insert 2000s zesty kid)
AAAAAH
WHY CAN’T THESE MFS LEAVE SONGS LIKE THEY ARE
EXACTLY
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now th is funk
It’s gotten so bad that they add phonk to anime openings
Uh oh
That one’s famous for different reasons
Funk is Brazilian phonk btw
oh
Goddamn iOS
still why is the dude moaning
like whats going on
what even is it
spill the beans
speaking of jojo
JoJo OP 2 Full Song "Bloody Stream" by Coda
TV Anime "JJBA Part 2: Battle Tendency" Opening Theme Full
With lyrics (subtitles) in different languages
why tf is this used so much in explosion or size comparisons
Ah, so that was the name of it
lmao
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Ah, so that was the name of it
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I am the human equivalent of a squishmallow
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sounds better without the cringe ass lyrics
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I only the heartbeat part of the song
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Fair
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tf is going on in this
What a great game going on right now 💀
Then i instantly draw removal for the slasher 💀
Well that was close
I'm going to kill my sibling
That is not advised
too late
like literally
I was downloading genshin
Where you gonna hide it?
Ah- I see
I slapped the stupid out of him
Really?
fs
I mean I guess it'll mask the smell
he doesn't bathe in weeks
that too
anyways ima take a nap
:]
byee
Why is my anime site posting rick and morty
Ok time to suffer ig
Why wouldn't it
It's not anime
Sorry to inform you but HBO now has an anime of Rick and Morty
From what I’ve heard R&M the anime sucks
that's music to my ears
Yeah idk why they decided to do that
Same reason as Velma ig
uhm
so basically
i can't tell if that says 13 hours or 13 minutes and i'm scared
13 mins
I'm so confused on what's happening here
hm, I survived at 14% when I reached home
is that so
yeah, isn't that beta noctowl?
beta noctowl: tall hoothoot
I needed metto to get in officially 
what game ?
lmaaoo
ball
fuck i forgor this finished'
pokemon skyblue
it was done like 45 mins ago
nice
Come on, play it

alrr
was that a threat ?
No? Just play it 
which one
I'm waiting for my chorizo pizza
ping dependent
meh
Now that should he answered by genshin impact players
not really
that's a normal thing for every game
I pick Asia
Europe cause I'm in europe and it gives better ping ;-;
Idk what’s good for genshin
are you in europe?
then why would you pick europe
actually
What’s uae again?
United arab emirates?
yes
yep
Yay
I was trolling about the download actually 💀
It was fucking 10 gb on phone
its like double here
was it actually?
yes
more than that
Yeah
i was talking to yuty
im superior
I downloaded it back in 2022
that's not something you want to be superior in
it is
I don’t even play genshin 💀
genshin rn for me on mobile is 27gb and honkai is 23
Oof
Idek how to make a regular coffee 💀
quick answer me
it makes no difference it's the character you play as
omg runs perfectly
boy or girl
I picked girl
thisll prolly be the only guy i get in a while
so ill pick him ig
i do prefer aether for the story
I think I stopped playing genshin soon after getting amber
wdym after getting amber 😭
nobody else ever gonna get this name
kaeya
i don't think names are exclusive
Get ready to meet the best companion ever who's totally not annoying
Why is it odd
who knows
ponytail on boys isn't odd. maybe irl it is
then i realize its him
????
idk okay? 😭
Have y'all never been outside in your life?
yeah you cant replicate the game charm easily
i dont get 1 hour full walks by hovering
i live in uae
I'd love to rock a ponytail
i dont even know what trans/ different ppl look like
its just not rlly a thing here idk why
Wtf does that mean
same
Because they look like normal people
they do?
ohh, I get it
they dont look interesting ?
You think you could tell I was gay if you saw me on the street
it's just the mfs on internet who act cringe
Wtf, no?!
your never on the street
I look like any ordinary person

dude that much was obv
I'm talking to myself
yeah those ones
I'm on the internet
internet as in, youtubers, tiktokers and shit
odd ones
Why do they suck
because cringe
honestly every youtuber
allow me
Oh god
Cringe can suck. No need to limit that to certain groups
^
oh right, I also forgot people judge the whole damn nationality depending on one person
Y'all are legit sounding homophobic the more words come out
but yeah. having a different sexuality doesn't make you look different, and being trans might look different but there's so many people who can't tell the difference that it's not worth getting into
internet showed it to me like, they have pink hair
I wasnt expecting that 💀
dumbass that's like one guy
isn't that just the egirl look
From 2022 or so
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Wtf does pink hair gotta do with being gay
No
waifu tierlist got to him
White and red is called boros i think
oh
This pizza is taking too long for my liking
In mtg
excuse me I must move him
You are correct, Hakim
Ah
when does it not 
mine takes 6 mins
I'm above a pizza hut
and kfc
I'm staring at a cool car at least
Honestly this just seemed like monowhite they didnt play any red cards



