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good morning gentlemen and gentlewomen
how is everyone doing ?
I'm so relaxed tdy
Gud morning
I'm glad you're relaxed
I'm sorry but who tf sleeps past 8 am, my family are a bunch of lazy dogs
Nargacuga? That sounds like a fucking drug
I kinda want to watch d4dj for the memes
Tbh most "idol story" anime are just garbage plot wise
Except zonbieland saga
funny because it's 11am here
I was lazy tdy
God I'm the only one awake and omfg it's awkward if I get up
Brachydios and nargacuga are like drugs 
I understand my sister somewhat cause she was at a bar having fun till 4 am but cmon
They're awake 
my baby cousin and family are here 
Ew
he's adorable
Ew
nu uh
Hell yeah Toaster
There's a lot more to this.
Come ask if you want to know more.
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Is that thor
yes, it is indeed Thor Goblin Lord
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Wait his name is actually thor?
God damn
birbbat
DEAD CELLS 
hmmm
You really like cursed sword
im back
mmmm curses
lets goo


ooo thats my fav
its powerful?
no, infact its pretty weak damage wise
but its a good "get away from me bats" tool 
Especially when running slow weapons
bats im inn
cooldown is pretty fast too around 5s
nice i hate those bats
fr
if you miss you die
wave of denial
Makes me feel like a real naruto villain 
deny all bats
no bats can touch me 
IS THAT A TESLA COIL????
damn dead cells have tesla coil i want this
guaranteed drop
where?
... in derelict distillery
lets goo
bats ?
yea
the bar is so small
you need to pay a surmountable of treats
give him some tax
guys i found something intresting
indeed
OMG IM GOING TO BLOW UP
ITS MAKING BISCUITS ON MY LEG

yes I may be overreacting but idc
I don't have a cat
Yep
It gives like 20 curse or something
Unless im not remembering correctly
i died i sell it then got cursed
yup its 20
shit
wait but aren't ur cells dead ?
how does that work
pets cat aggressively
NOOOO

KITYY
how
xD
alr another orange cat keeps meowing
bye kitty
quest complete
white kat added to katdex
return to base
rathlos sounds cool
and now I want it
i might need to come back later
hmm
my build
just
did you killed that big rock golem??
You can dodge roll all of his attacks
i selected this
i got a sword
yee
this sword is useful it can kill those birds
God i hate this stage so much
Teluric shock should hit those tentacles while underground like earthquake in pokemon
Also i got a shovel
how to open it ?
you need to posses the cult bodies or equip the cult costume
yea or you need to posses the bodies in those places
u know how you can press v to expell glob?
yup
yes
and posses the body
Fucking iron staff cant parry fireballs 💀
yu-gi-oh
LOL
And iron staff is kinda slow
yea that thing sucks
the crit condition is that you should parry melee attacks
but like
not when thers 50 ememies chasing you
Smh chilling in the beach is boring asf, atleast the waters warm
yea... till she teleports and spams stars at you lmao
Lmao
Wait she's a girl? Huh
Didnt know that
yea time keeper is actually a woman
where do you unlock the shovel blueprint btw
-# ik i can google but for the sake of convenience if you remember
i didnt do that
i cant find it on scarecrow
oh well
probably one of those random drops
should i fight giant or time keeper
eh
its been a while since i fought giant actually
The sword looks cool i think it's a reference to something but i am unsure what
Oh lmao you need to break all the doors for the ethereal door
I thought it will give me regardless
no you need to not break the doors iirc
its a joke test basically how dc players just wont open the door
yea lol
a boss fight
Wow I died and it crashed the game lmao

I accidentally nudge the USB port
Giant hit me so hard the game broke
I did it
damn
fun fact i actually got a gold costume of the scare crow for beating it hitless
hitless damn
scare crow is pretty easy for shield training
(because dodging is way too slow for his attack pattern)
wait wtf
im back here again?
yup his attacks are very fast
maybe game saved
i died, crashed the game and got back here again
Wait so it didnt register me dying? 
who am i to complain to get a second shot
shit
LMAO
Oof

wtf xD
Ok im going for the queen
And i will definitely not brutally die in the lighthouse this time
hakim you would not believe what just happened
good luck
Thanks
ahhh bollocks
What happened
i died to giant and the game crashed
but when i boot up i got back to where i start
and killed the giant

He gave me a free win

Hmm
h-how am i suppose to-
Lmaooo
Oh nice build
thanks
for 20 seconds with a cooldown of 40s
Where do you find it
forgor lol
lets goo
Lets goo boys full flasks and full hp
i like how we all reached the final boss at the same time

dont remember
surviving 20 hits isnt going to be too hard ig
good luck
NOO I WAS SO CLOSE
Dammit man
I shouldve kept the shovel idk why i took the trident
a new weapon
Ok second run
Ah i forgot to change the cultist outfit
Thats why i lost
Cant win without drip
Lets goo
Time to slay the spire Queen
Nice good job
thanks
I cant be the only one who doesnt know what this is referencing right?
scissors animation is nice
yeah i dont know too
i died
xD
Basically
I survived the last biome only using one flask
and i finally beat the boss

ngl i panicked when the last phase happens
but i did it nonetheless
i didnt pay attention to the chat lmao
i just
aaaaaaa
aaaa the credits
sweet credits
my hands are cold and shaking
i want to see how much cells you have
none idk theres not much cells in the final biome
i spent it all on cursed flask
we're back again ahahaha
Hiii
flooding the cat
I've gathered memes
chat*
dont you get a blue pouch like money?
Mumei and her pet rock
Welp shit, died in morass of the banished
this time i didnt but tf this happened
Those ticks are annoying
I DID IT HAKIM
I WAS JUST IN THE WRONG CHAT LOL
This @stable quest
oh damn
uh oh
Oh damn
damn
What does she say
whoa its all glitchy now
what?
Its all my fault yada yada yada spoiler stuff, are you proud of yourself
Does she fight you?
and i got kicked back into the portal and now its all glitchy
Me when woman
no
ok xD
I guess you have to make it back to her?
probably
but not rn
i am
shaking
Damn that mustve been difficult how tf am i going to make it
oh hey she bac- ohh wth
what she is alive
Is she also in the training room
WAIT I GOT BACK TO THE PAST?!
i have to go too
bye
Nm
morning
Hey zan
saw you were on that DC grind earlier lol
yea
now im weak
i did it though
i beat the secret final boss
with 1 spare health flask left

(cuz ive been healing off curses)
Me after seeing Ranboo spend $20k on Alpharad’s Miku car
ngl I would too if i had the money
Hypeeee, now you've basically done everything huh?
Same
theres a cutscene with time keeper
idk whats up with that i should go meet her next time
and uhh i got transported back to the past
somehow
Wait what when
Oh
Cdawg charity?
Got reverse Samurai Jacke'd 
Yeah
I JUST FELL ASLEEP WHEN WATCHING
And jaiden’s diamond play button
Yeah I saw that
Was alpharads car after that
Not sure, I’m watching the clips
Alpharad’s car was the most recent clip released
Sorry wrong reply
Smh
Classic Jacob "Internet Funnyman" Alpharad
He is funny
He played among us drunk
He
? Who hasnt
Does so much stupid shit.
I like watching Altrive when it comes to among us
And yea, Altrive, Jacob and Weegee is just comedy gold
true
Pikmin 4? Nah. Pikmin 5
He evolved
SPEEDYLEAD WHERES SPEEDYLEAD
If we play among us, I guarantee you I'm the Altrive kind

I miss gaslighting my friends in among us
I'm the alpharad kind. I'd somehow mess up a kill. Or get voted for no reason

Among Us was fun, cool lil party game 
If we play any game, I'm the one to somehow fuck it up

I like how I still have the search history
My favourite clip or part is where
Jacob and altrive keep phoning each other when he is impostor
Heyyaaa
wild Saber arrived
Pretty chill, just woke up a bit ago, sippin a coffee, contemplating what sounds fun to do 
Nice
How's your day been??
Pretty good, went to the beach for a few hours and now we're planning on biking
Damm got a whole Crossfit adventure planned for the day huh 😂 hope you have a good time!!
Thanks 😗

Speaking of wyd azreal
Nothin much rn, was thinking about playing something
might continue my pif run, been meaning to get that going again I actually want to finish it for once lol
Usually I start up a run, play a bit, take a break then I'm like, "eh, I'll just restart" 😂
I want to do that too but for a reason ngl
I wanna make the Miku sprites in order as I beat the game
So far I haven't done the overworld sprites for Brock yet lol
Ooohhh yea I remember the ones you did for the MC and rival, they were really good
how many people are you planning to make sprites for??
Basically all major fights
....
Yea it's a pretty stupid goal
I've definitely bitten off more than I can chew
Nah I think the idea's really cool actually, but yea try not to get burnt out that's a lot of spriting 😂
Mf if it feels like 39 it should be 39
If you finished it and dropped it as like a pack for people to use they'd eat that up lol
I'm definitely at that stage already 
This is gonna be fun 
snek
Kinda cool how the iron clad outfit makes damage numbers bigger like in slay the spire
Man wtf is he doing
grabbing the air to breathe duh
dont you know how to breathe?


Yes
Makes sense
Uhhhh another lighthouse death
Ok that build kinda sucked
I thought it would do way more damage
Play some dead cells
Same pain
Legendary wave of denial is such a meme i love it 
Smh I haven't ridden a bike in like 4+ years, I wonder if I still remember how to 
rate my lunch 🔥🔥
(homemade pizza that is not pizza)
fair enough
Yessss mirror match
I love these
Ok this guy is actually smart
This is the biggest brain play i ever made
I have a bigger brain play
You play 3 blue eyes white dragon to summon blue eyes white ultimate dragon
Frr
THAT MUST TASTE LIT BROTHER can't lie it doesn't look appealing tho
wynaut ?
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thats a badASS skin
you better eat that lemon
I have other plans for it
-# tastes lit until you hit the bell pepper
-# then it tastes sweet-salty-ish
Sac it to fish
I just realized the seat must've hit his balls
rest in pieces
real
why you sent me an invite?
and yes i did
:]
oh I just steal all my funny shit off of Instagram and my best friend
Instagram has some unhinged memes 💀
Just go on insta and hold the screen on a reel and you get the screen to download it
thank uu
Yw
:>
Would a soup with let's say.... Pikachu taste good?
Would Pikachu shock you even tho it's dead?
Mr mime.
Chat has become real delusional since I left but I guess y'all just can't survive without me
It's all good tho since I'm coming back tomorrow
Pikachu
What
Just trying to hide the fact i am mentally currently breaking
Into small little pieces
Would Pikachus meat be yellowish?
Like meat 🍖
If you make a Pikachu stake would it be yellow?
Would Pikachu bones be harder then a hummans?
The meat of an animal doesn't randomly change colors
Like he's electric after all wouldn't his bones be a non electric material?
I feel like we are still unsure what a Pokemon even is
Idk why I randomly wanted to knows these lmaoo
There are pokemon joke cooking guids
Chikorita tea is what comes in my head first
How's called uhh
The 255 hp pokemon
Uhh
Chancy?
I think
Like the egg of it
Wouldn't it taste fresh af?
Who's the 180 one.
Idfk??
Ohh yeah
190* and it's wobbufett
Cool fun fact
Same
Chancy egg omelet with a dragonite stake along with some milktank milk and a Milcery as dessert 🔥🔥🔥
Would ppl est Milcery?
Maybe
The lighthouse do be rough sometimes 
Oh nice i found the star fury
I love mirror matches so much
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Wtf is international chess day and why is it today
because someone decided it to be
Dammit why is it always hikaru
We shall move the pieces according to their will 
Probably Gotham chess
Hikaru reacting to the absurdity of chess nowadays.
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I feel like watching people play chess is like watching people play competitive pokemon
Because I'm always too dumb to understand and it always blows my mind
Sora side done for the first time in my life. (Always got stuck on Destiny Islands back on the GBA)
Feel like child me and my brother would have been so confused, especially since we didn’t know Chain of Memories was a sequel!
Now onto Reverse/Rebirth
I thought that egg the happiny carries is a stone
yeah but i think it gets an actual egg when it evolves
The way hikaru plays chess hurts me so much but it always works out in his favor
God i hate it

I think it does also, but I think its for a different reason.
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we should play-
whoa hey lmao

we should play chess one day
there's a snackers HQ?
you dont have to be smart play chess
Chess 
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Short and stupid 
the other vtubers arent as wild and on frequency as my hyperactive brain
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yea basically im not good at chess
but i like making my friends watch me play chess
Zan
Your talking to a brick wall that isn't built yet
Come to my dms or sum
You look lonely
😭
cuz either the dumb ones who have the same brain frequency be amazed or watch the ones who actually good at chess cringe at my plays
i play chess
I dont tbh, i mean i dont play enough to be smart at it 
i know the basic rules
i was part of the chess team in high school
wow yea i never got into the chess club
i was more of a drama kid
theater kid*
potayto potahto
i used to have a classmate thats a part of the chess club even compete against other schools
i didn't have a Drama club where i went
mine did, i was mostly the prop maker and story writer
cool
and actor but thats mostly because were always understaffed lmao
i would have liked to be a actor
acting is tiring
but i was good at chess so i am happy i was on the chess team
to my club at least, we always have to start training at the very least 5 weeks before debut
thats the bare minimum
it takes time to get good at plays
yea, on stage its not easy either to not get disoriented when things dont play out as the script
yea easy to forget lines mis remember when a certain line comes up
if one is good at improv and the other doesnt its basically awkward
yep
also appearance matter
most of the time i got picked as the antagonist cuz my face looks "intimidating"
yea looks matter in acting
like tf i cant even confront the cashier when they got my order wrong lol
the make up is heavy too
I often need to get creative to get the props, even go so far to go foraging some materials
yea Drama is a lot of work
I mean theres budget but it never ever cover everything
-# also we kinda spent the ticket or audience money for other things lmao we never had been the smart spending type
Did someone say chess
yes
so Zan is one of those protagonist
(I mean the male one)
I'm not as skilled as takasu

i opened 7th stand user again after like 5 billion years and knew which ending i was going for but forgot where i was
turns out im at middler
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but yeah so basically im going to brute force finish the run, if i fuck up then at least i'll get avdol or polnareff's ending
OHY GOD?
BLESSED RUN
fuck i keep forgetting everyone is level 50 and im not
oh shit i nearly had my FP gain "route" mapped but then found out that recruiting hol will tank pol's fp by 3 so i have to recalc
assuming i dont fuck this up i SHOULD have mapped this correctly
HEADSHOT
+100hp
joot cant even touch geb fml
fuck i forgot how he comments on u being evil 
dont worry abt it :)
good
Oh yea
I think 4 malaise bars
3 malaise bars, random enemies spawns
4 bars, random elites
This is a depressing last day of my trip, it's cloudy so we can't even go to the beach 😔
But I'll finally be going back to my pc 
any other day, cowabunga it is
as it stands, the fp drain is not currently accounted for
of course king
egypt generally is
that is way too stereotypical 
ok? i didnt say it was?
Wdym maybe Egypt is mostly course rough and gets-everywhere sand
the area the game is depicting is in egypt
im not like randomly saying that deserts are automatically egypt, the current scene is in a town set in egypt, in a desert area
alrighty
a desert is also a geographical biome
scientifically speaking, egypt is in a desert biome
deserts can also hve grass, too!
and like other plants and shit
deserts being exclusively sand buckets is kinda a stereotype in its own 
yea isn't desert purley defined by a persistent lack of humidity or something?
I live in south east asia, and it is very much tropical foresty
i speak with monkeys and orang utans
Put in a good word for me with them
I'd rather not get pummeled by them
honestly, knowing your phobias, i dont think youd want to visit any of the rural areas here 
Oh...is there lots of bugs there?
Honestly I've been bitten by a lot of things on the beach recently and I didn't even notice or see what it was but I'm glad lmfao
verily, it is a tropical forest after all, even if its just islands and not a continent like south america
kid chariot appreciation 😌
ngl I would want to visit a pure forest area once
I wanna visit a birch forest in spring to see if I'd just explode into pettels lmfao
OH MY GOD PLEASE
nothing was worse than having to sit there and button mash thru de aged polnareff being bathed by a lady and alessi sneakin in to kill him
that part of the episode makes me insanely uncomfortable
now i cn just skip it whew
I was gonna say that sounds great until I read de-aged
yeah thats the most uncomfy part
for similar reasons i also dislike the hayato bath scene in part 4
hehe smol short female protag
i refuse to skip tiny joot ora
SMAL
YESSIR 
YES I GOT MIDLER, MARIAH, AND THE CAT BETRAYAL
darby: oh god oh fuck wait-
his literal actual stand:
cat betrayal?
when betting polnareff's soul over whether the cat will take the right or left piece of meat that darby threw, it's supposed to be rigged so it takes the piece darby chose
oh that cat
in chaos the cat can "betray" him, causing him to lose and osiris encourages darby to be a good sport
ie, tell them where the mansion is
👋
OMG SAME my eyes would bleed after 5 pages but id love every second
fuck ive said it before but i meant it when i say the sprite of boingo hiding under the box is insanely adorable
due to how events progress, this is the only time you ever see him, and your character never actually does see him
❤️ 
ooooooo ok i have the FP i need for the ending, just gotta ensure i'm leveled up myself
i dont know where the bar that hol ends up in is
actually i think he appears post pet shop
dont worry king
wrong ending, boo <3
u want to call me out soooooo bad
cracks me up how the player just clearly doesn't believe his dumbass
surrounded by morally dubious gunmen 
God fuck the lighthouse man
i can skip dio's appearance, but as an evil character i want the satisfaction of telling him to fuck off
avdol's route prevents it :(
Gentleman's outfit this time
gotta be dressed for the occasion
me w avdol like
oh god josuke is the only route that ensures everyone lives without having to do extra bs
yall we did NOT just leave avdol
YES IT WAS TURN 2 I WS SO FUCKIGN WRORRED???
🔫 
THERE HE IS HES THERE OMGFG
speedy just curious
what timezone are you in
feels like i never see you active rn usually
oh-

we should make an earth sandwich one day
would taste kinda crunchy
itll be hard to swallow for sure
I dont think i could even stomach it

wait how did i not notice this was boingo
the box? lmao
(he is under box)
ye
i said i wanted to stay in cairo for the ending and joseph was like "ur family is worried!!!!"
i know it doesnt account for chaos mode but
uh
my family is kinda dead
you turned away you fucker
bby i would neve

BEST ENDING BEST ENDING BEST
STANDINGSPRITE
ooo money

FOUND FAMILY EDNING
IM GONNA SOB
THE FP WAFFLIGN WAS SO WORTH IT
I REPLACED DIO LETS FUCKIGN GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"YES I AM!!"
whos that?
this u?
oH
no that's diavolo before you know his face lel
bro is fucking flabbergasted
DONT JUDGE ME
its been a hot minute, not sure if i wanna do josu's route or not,,,
im a man again 
bro had the menacing before appearing
I HAVE STRANGE FAMILY IM A HAMON USER
JOSEPH ROUTE IT IS MY DUDES
Nice
ive been playing emerald rogue
And had a cool run?
:0
Sounds weird
I had a cucumber idk what they are called it's like this gfuel stuff
This energy pulver
And it was in my opinion kinda bad
It doesn't look good
it taste good tho 
That sounds good that you liked it
Silly birb detected

wyd btw ?
Watching yt
o
Idk what to play
i mean what kind of game genre do you like
No worries
I'm good! Got my coffee n vibinn in the discord for a bit before I play something~
I am really a bit uneasy





