#kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
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// to send not or not to send not
// the lore implications of this single word
// nah
Congratulations, you have been married
JOE, do you take jan kon as your lawfully wedded wife?
no
. I
died
not
.
Yes!
n't
//you do know you need to add a hyphen before, otherwise it’s interpreted as a word fragment
// Yes! n’t
that
you
would
CARE !
Because
love
is
"not
not
true"
// it might be
not
"untrue"
truly
blue
aboodeeeaboodaaa
Congratulations. "No. I died not. Yes n't you would CARE ! Because love is "not not true" not "untrue" truly blue aboodeeeaboodaaa". Sounds like a no.
Good thing this was all a terrible nightmare... What's the itinerary for your wedding tomorrow?
Money
donations:
£200
0.001₿
₹3¼,
//ok cheapskate
¥1000
and
0/0
€1300
Good
night
//sleepy
Congratulations!
At your wedding you collect a ton of different currencies and then go to sleep. Odd wedding imo but okay
//not everyone is the same culture, who are you to judge
//wait is that a particularly judgemental phrase?? I thought it was like "oh that's different from what I am used to, but it's okay I don't mind, have fun"
//you still had a judgement
windows 10 has reached EOL. what will we do about this?
year
of
linux
desktop!
i
s
never
too
late
to
LINUX!!
Day
of
Reckoning
isn't
not
upon
YOTLD,
and
linux
said
hi :3
njaaaa
femboys
are
cute
-r
.
// mi ken ala ken ni?
//ken
Than
non-femboys
.
you
are
too
ungay
. ike.
iki
li
majuna
-ful
congratulations, it's the year of the Linux desktop and femboys are cute then non-femboys! it's never too late to Linux, even if it's the day of reckoning. you should be gayer tho. they are old mute
Why?
Why
not?
Congratulations
What's your favorite quote?
One
two
kidnap
mute
four
novelist
hypercubers
do
// "One two kidnap mute four novelist hypercubers day do"
// the og was “One doesn’t kidnap a romance novelist on day one”
-n't
What movie is that from?
France:
The
Musical,
The
Documentary,
The
End.
congratulations, the end
kon Wisi o, whats the plot of france the musical
Segmentation
fault
(core
dumped)
Congratulations! .
How many words are in the answer to this question?
// we have to write a fucking quine 
three
two
//how many 😭
// you said three two one, so 321
// three hundred twenty one
// we'll be here a while
minus
// there, you can fix it from here or make it worse
three
four
minus
nine
nine
plus
zero
plus
zero
//what does that mean
// qood fucking guestion
"/"
minus
// 00^3, of course
negative
zero
million
billion
trillion
quadrillion
^-3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169
[computer
floating
]
A!!?!!!
math
, acrobatics
and
penguins
are
gayer
than
yours
truly,
jhon
they’re
.
fuck
me!!!
until
we
stop
fucking
Congratulations, we have passed the point of everyone forgetting what the question was
//reminds me of ai after it forgets what it was talking abt
kon Wisi o, is yuri better that yaoi?
congratulations, we're already done
//Now explain your answer in at least 2 PEA cycles
kon o, owe li lon ala lon ma ni? lon la, ona li seme?
owe
li
lon
Congratulations, Orwell will be proud!
lon la, ona li seme?
a
thing
owes
money
to
YOUR PROCESSING HAS BEEN INTERRUPTED
JAN KON O, YOU HAVE CLAIMED THAT YURI IS NOT BETTER THEN YAOI. PLEASE JUSTIFY THIS CLAIM AT YOUR EARLIEST INCONVENIENCE
anyways,
they
are
worse
la
akesi
monsi
pi
jan
akesi
kijetesantakalu
//so funy ik
moli
ala
moli?
ala.
wawa !
pan
li
pona
jan
ala
// i dont know what wow pan is but i imagine its very good
li
weka
e
ale
. ni
sewi
mi
li
toki
lon
poki
lon
pi
lon
lon
lon
lon
lon
lon
pi
lon
pylon
lon
congratulations, yuri is worse than yaoi and nobody here remembers that that was the question
//well thank goodness for that
As yuri is worse than yaoi, which yaoi is the best?
mi
//No. anyways, they are worse la akesi monsi pi jan akesi kijetesantakalu li moli ala moli? ala. wawa! [kijetesantakalu dissapearing gif] wow pan li pona ala! jan ala li weka e ale. ni sewi mi li toki lon poki lon pi lon lon lon lon lon lon pi lon pylon lon
la
jan
mijomi
melome
// we’re talking about yaoi
li
mijomi
nasa
e
mi
jo
mi
a
a
a
e
Congratulations, this question has died. What's your favorite tongue twister?
None
, because
I
hate
your
guts.
Congratulations! Rude.
May I ask why you hate my guts?
Because
I
dislike
guts.
Congratulations! You dislike guts in general. Why am I asking this question?
You
are
lon
sewi
. wawa
a
congratulations! you are lon sewi. wawa a.
Why?
because
I’m
, duh.
// ok nietzsche
And
don't
trust
the
gods
. Authority
is
lame
and
I'm
gay!
// my favorite flavor, nietzsche
how to make waso from toki pona
o
p
e
n
w
a
w
[backspace]
s
o
l
o
j
e
l
waso
//ike a 
// waso but it’s one character
//mi kepeken nimi a
// open waso loje l waso
// *o p e n w a w [backspace] s o l o j e l waso
mi
[backspace]
//just m?
lon
e
toki
waso
pona
mi tawa
//wait no thats not how you end it here i forgor which rules to follow 
Congratulations! you know how to make w a s o l o j e l from toki pona.
how to un-loje a waso
o
l
o
j
e
w
a
s
o
Congratulations! That made it worse
l
j
e
e
a
// mi o kepeken nimi kepeken sitelen ala anu seme
l
e
o
w
a
s
o
p
i
l
// are we all aware we can use full words here?
k
percalifragilisticexpialidocious
Congratulations! We were so close to actually finishing a sentence! Eh, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is cool too 👍
So anyways why did you choose to spell everything with letters instead of nimi?
Seme?
mi
moku
e
sina
ale!
sina
kin
li
moku
e
...msa
mi
wile
moku
e
...msa
ona
li
moku
ala
e
ala
li
moli
ike
e
kasi
ala
ala
mi
la
sina
la
la
la
pakala
src/main.rs:15:18:
e
mi
li
e
ni
li
pakala
.
Uh huhhh...
Congratulations, I guess? That made no sense, actually, but you sounded confident so I'm sure it does to you! ...probably
How did you get those scars across your face?
mi
pakala
e
mi
.
ike
la
mi
congratulations! that explains everything.
how do i do the cha cha slide
nasin
musi
congratulations, you don't
Why don't you do the Cha Cha slide?
wile
, taso
mi
moli
congratulations, ghosts can't dance
kon Wisi o; would you agree that the former question was silly then, as everyone knows ghosts can’t dance and that you’re a ghost?
ken
ala
tan
moli
congrats, i guess thats a no?
kon Wisi o! Can you possess someone so you can dance?
No
-ka
li
jan
moli
e
kijetesantakalu
sewi
mi
li
escapism
-prism
prime
of
“wawa”
and
"tawa"
and
"lawa"
and
sama
and
"nawa"
ant
hill
li
hilly
. lon
insa
la
possession
of
dancers
in
The
ma
pona!
is
you?
pona?
Congratulations!
noka li jan moli e kijetesantakalu sewi mi li escapism-prism prime time of "wawa" and "tawa" and "lawa" and sama and "nawa" ant hill li hilly. lon insa la possession of dancers in The ma pona! is you? pona?
Random question: what do you personally enjoy about bugs?
ala
noka
li
pipi
e
pipi
Congrats! The legged nothiness buggifies bugs!
q: can you list all the countries in toki pona?
ma
ale
la
mi
sona
!
ona
congrats! you know all the countries! them
ni li lon la sina pilin seme?
mi
pilin
kule
ike
lon
tomo
mi
congrats! i feel unpleasant colour is at my house
//surprisingly nasa ala response
What are your opinions about "o toki tawa jan kon Wisi (Ask Ouija)"?
//trying to start beef here lol
ona
la
mi
pakala
e
ale
congrats! speaking of ouija, i broke everything
sitelen seme pi sitelen pona li jo e lukin pi pona pi mute ale?
mi
sona
ala
e
sitelen
pona
Congrats! He is illiterate in sitelen pona (SACRILEGE)
jan seme li pali e kasi, kasi wile e p̸̈́̓̈́͘a̵̍̒̈͌ñ̷̎̏͝a̸̛͂̔̏ la, sina pilin seme tan ni?
sina
sona
pona
pi
musi
ni
la
seme
li
lon?
congrats! ni li pilin mi.
What are you looking forward to in 2026?
not
having
any
calamities
that
prove
how
fragile
we
are
congratulations! no more fragility!
in what language will you respond to this question?
🔣
que
6⁄0
pona
bardzo
です

tiki
المغرب
醸
що??

(toki
, 
qradriplexic
nja~
)
sigh...
9
e^πi + 1 = 0
kikkertjes
AOWKWKWK
congratulations, 🗨️ li ?????
nasin seme la mi ken moku e ma Kanse
w
e
w
e
la
uta
o
moku
e
ma
lon
tenpo
pini
. ma
Kanse
li
wile
mi
suli
li
ijo
Congratulations! France is your goal, and also a thing.
// w e w e wan la uta o moku e ma lon tenpo pini. ma Kanse li wile mi suli li ijo.
// what's the part before la means
//w e w e one
// this implies w is at least an object
//like France
// wait.. no.. it's a predicate..
//I thought of it like oui oui but spelled like an English speaker might
// the game's a nimi so there has to be the space and thus those are individual words
If you were the mayor (or equivalent) of a generic small town, what policies would you add or remove?
Nothing
satisfies
the
populace
due
Wednesday
like
THIS
bucket
that
irrigates
the
crops
sometimes.
Therefore,
this
bucket
will
be
destroyed
before
defenestrated
window-
dressings
lick
quercivorous
forest
devolving
into
southerlies
that
blow
up!
Congratulations, the bucket is planned to be destroyed!
kon Wisi o! Have you stolen my sand?
ala
Congratulations, ona li ala
Are you sure you didn't steal kisa Papesike's sand?
lon
a
congrats! true.
Do you have any information on the whereabouts of kisa Papesike's sand?
ko
ni
li
weka
e
ko
mani
la
ko
mulapisu
li
lanpan
e
ona
Congratulations, ko mute li utala!
so, why do you think you are most qualified for this job?
I,
kijetesantakalu
, will
the
next
heir
MURDER
become
old
? Can
anybody
confirm
?
Maybe
not.
pona a! kijetesantakalu li kama e majuna
how can the raccoon get young again?
ala.
ona
ken
ala.
mi tawa.
congratuations! actually no not congratuations this is sad
why am i cursed to always start sentences with congratualtion
Because.
You
Are
the
kangaroo's
because.
it
it's
a
have
congratulations, jan pi ma ni li ken ala toki lon toki pi lawa wan
Shall the clarinets march today?
they
shall
march
today.
BUT,
backwards
while
simultaneously
twirling
. Can
they
do
it?
Congratulations, they will march.. backwards AND twirling!
//nah, they're clarinets
//you must believe in them, they can do it
kon Wisi o, isn’t it so that not believing the clarinets can do such stunts is anti-clarinetist (my phone autocorrected to that im dying)?
G
g
w
e
g
g
w
e
g
g
w
e
g
-Clarinetist
, it
can
gweg
, wgeg
ok?
congrat gweegewg
Surprise! gweg is moving away forever. Any parting words?
tawa
pona!!!
mi
kin.
moli
ala
, taso
mi
moli
e
tenpo
pi
penpo
. wawa
a!
congratulations! ilo penpo is no more!
how will you kill ilo penpo?
kiwen
telo
seli
lon
telo
la
mi
awen
sona
ala
e
nasin
lon
ma
wow! so in the context of hot ice in water, you negatively preserve knowledgeably the trails on the dirt!
what does this mean?
what do you eat, kon Wisi o?
moku.
simple. they eat food.
kon Wisi o, who is releasing her debut album on February 27th of this year? (and if you don’t get the answer right imma crash out)
//ni li kulupu anu seme?
//jan wan taso
//mije anu meli? sina toki e “her”
ni la, ona li meli, anu seme?
My
mom
//meli
is
NOT
dumb
//then answer the question
, so
my
guess
is
tonsi
pimeja
, the
president
of
Ma
. Final
answer:
me.
mi tawa.
Congratulations, you now receive all my wrath.
kon Wisi o, will you personally finance any damages I cause due to my wrath being spurred by your incorrect answer?
THERE'S
A
BAJILLION
GALAXIES
IN
A
SUPERCLUSTER
THAT
I
WILL
DESTROY
TODAY
IF
YOU
DON'T
HURT
EVIL
, SO
JUST
HURT
CHEESE
INSTEAD
ouija, run
HELL
NAH,
I
DONT
LISTEN
TO
"RUN"
//thought for a second you said ojuta li kama moli 💀
// pini la jan kon li moli
// ona li moli sin anu seme?
//mi sona ala
//mi o toki e wile sona ni tawa jan pi sona mute
jan Ouija o, sina moli sin anu seme?
mi
ni
ala,
jan
li
pana
e
sona
pi
kulupu
ike
tan
ilo
AI
la
apeja
mi
li
lon.
Congratulations! 🗣️ 🔥
jan kon o, lon ni li pakala lon tenpo kama suli anu seme?
lon
Congratulations 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
jan kon o, Congratulations!
congragulations
//🔥
🚒
extinguish
// is this a question
// this may be the shortest kepen nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
//I thought the congratulations I responded to was kon Wisi talking?
//....I'm confused
time
, put
fire
out
. or
disaster
comes
congratulations! now put the fire out. NOW.
WHAT
seme
congr- uhhh…. huh?
grgrgfgrrgrgfg
FIRE!

🚒
congruthghgh
ae
it's
just
a
baby
don't
me
don't
hurt
me
no
more
♪ what
//
//
is
Love
,baby
don't
hurt
me
, don't
hurt
elderly
people
or
else...
Congratulations! That's now how I remember that song going
kon o, what's ur favorite song? is it that one?
it
is
, but
what
will
be
taken
next?
Congratulations! kon Wisi we didn't take anything from you? Is everything okay?
well,
yeah,
why
do
you
ask
these
silly
questions
, kulupu
pi
ma
pona
o!
congratulations! we ask silly questions so we can get answers. why do you answer our 'silly questions'?
no
reason,
why
must
we
do
answering
?
We
think
that
this
is
simulated.
Our