#kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
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.
mukbang.
anyways,
yeah,
i
finally
congratulations, its gibberish
Why do your answers always descend into gibberish?
No
they
don’t
congratulations, jan Waputaki li pilin ike tawa sina
If I were to forgive you, could you ever forgive me?
ken
ala
li
moli
anu
seme
//no possibility has died?
n
moli.
asatoma
jukinse
// what doss asatoma jukinse mean
// taxonomical name for tokiponists
mitawa
congratulations, death is arriving.
why is death arriving?
because
// The A. jukinse specimen questions what A. jukinse means
people
have
no
life
without
being
alive
, because
life
, uhhh,
is
turing
complete.
or
-der
up!
vsauce
michael
here
is
anyone
awake?
Or
are
you?
[vsauce theme plays]
Congratulations, death is arriving because people have no life without being alive, because life, uhhh, is turing complete. order up! vsauce michael here is anyone awake? Or you?
how do you know if you are awake?
// hey this sort of thing has been done before and nobody X'd them
You
are
dreaming.
Then,
//jan ante li weka ala e nimi nasa, taso mi weka e nimi nasa
I
realize
that
I
just
died
within
sleep
and
vengeance
comes
with
nightmares
so
keep
calm
and
carry
on!
congratulations, you know if you are awake because you are dreaming. Then, I realize that I just died within sleep and vengeance comes with nightmares so keep calm and carry on!
Should kijetesantakalu get a perm?
yes.
// That’s a very funny image
perms
are
epiku
and
pona
and
wawa
and
Permalicious
congratulations, kijetesantakalu li wawa linja
lon li lon lon anu seme?
seme.
lon
li
lon
lon
lon
ala
lon
ala
ala
lon
ala
lon
lon
ala
ala
la
lon
ala
li
lon
// jan ko li seme
lon
// seme
// mi pakala i looked at the title and thought it said jan ko
// kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan ko?
// lon
congratulations,
What. When existence is in non-existing existing existence that is not not in nonexistence which does not not have an existing existence, nonexistence exists.

What even is real anymore?
a
reïnfected
coöperative
stylistically
superior
nimisin
from
ma
Ipewija
, which
also
is
located
NOT
within
my
planetary
tummy
full
washer
🤑 🤑 🤑
Using
water
,
we
gluestick
a
conlang
referred
to
as
porcupine
to
𝆊
, unlike
other
esperantidos,
tokiponidoidos,
and
finland,
klingonidos
wont
spell
anything
related
to
Finland
anymore
.
Thus
dear
deer
//whoops
, who
dares
waken
someone
who
calls
racoons
THE
DEFINITIVE
?
eh,
not
whyn't
you
need
this
more
than
you
need
waso
-weli
weli
-waso
meli
seli
soweli
kili
lili
li
lili
lili
li
owe
-li
soweli
lili
li
linluwi
suwi
wile
pilin
pipi
pini
kiki
sike
ken
len
kepeken
e
kepeken
sitelen
len
ken
akesi
tonsi
congratulations, mi mute li toki nasa mute
Is it nasa a, nasun or nasun a, nasa?
nasa
li
nasa
li
nusun
e
nasa
ni
Congratulations, weirdness makes this weirdness weird and also does something else to it
//would somebody like to tell ilo sin pi toki pona taso that this is not a lipu pi toki pona taso
What is the most horrifying story you've ever heard?
man
ate
tree
killer
ant
like
it
was
apple
killer
plant
number
15
million
, thirty
, beleaguering
my
beleaguered
beleagurence
because
beleaguering
beleagurence
beleaguers
believers
in
belfast
breakfast
besides
the
best
beleaguering
below
budapest
-eaguering
eager
beleaguerers
burger
king
forbids
bidding
$10
-.01
lol.
Beakers
. Bell
leaker
peeker
Beakers
beleaguer
speakers
tweakers
congratulations, I forgot what the original question was
What is love?
Baby
don't
hurt
me
, don't
hurt
me,
no
more.
mi tawa
congratulations, you have recited song lyrics lon ala toki pona
// something scary story
What is the next official toki pona book going to be about
jan
/kisa
/kala
/ilo penpo
li
toki
Pisowe
//you've used Pisowe several times in this thread, does it have any meaning (no matter how obscure) or is it just your name??
la
// it's just my name
// it has the meaning of me
Pisowe
li
Pisowe
ala
, taso
jean
e
i
melome
mijomi
e
Pisowe
Pisowe
Waputaki
Ewosip
li
Iposew
akesI
congratulations, the next toki pona book will involve people/cats/fish/pimebots speaking Pisowese, such that Pisowe Pisowe is not Pisowe Waputaki, but 「jean e i」||im not even gonna try translating that|| wlw-mlm-ifies Pisowe Pisowe Waputaki Ewosip and is Iposew akesI
how would you define Iposew akesI (using your own words, in at least three sentences)?
standardized
Lexicalization
of
Icelandic
qorldification
is
best
served
really
smooth.
Dear
Diary,
lexicali__s__ation
of
eyeslarndic
xhœdivicación
_ _
̀́̀́̀ ́̀́̀́
̀́̀́̀ ́̀́̀́
í̀́̀́ś̀́̀́
// nooo it cut off for some reason
// fixed
boost
🍽️ed
vraiment
smuth
. carum
wingardium
leviosa
or
so.
- soko
sensoko
, or
so
// 
they
Sensoko
tawa
or
so
.
anyways,
or
so
I
said "
[]".
// top 10 quotes
In
2028
, incidentally
CloudFlare
died
again
repeatedly
but
bots
kept
GETing
in
the
robotic
forums
nya!
Both
cows
aren't
identical
, therefore
humanity
is
sufficiently
misplaced
after
pipi
Konsepe
proceeded
to
tawa
e
lon
tomo.
Henceforth
we
shall
the
declaration
of
a
large
piece
of
nooddley
papery
ensquigglifying
disestablishmentarianist
floccinaucinihilipilificating
Shit.
// shit is capable of deeming other things worthless?
//it's a very unique piece of shit
-# kiwen
-# li
-# owe
-# pisowe
// mi owe e sina ale
-# (kisa)
-# la
-# owe
-# li
-# weka
-# e
-# jan
-# ale
-# pi
ala
-# pi
-# ma
-# pi
-# toki
.
-# pi
-# li
-# e
-# la
-# ni
-# o
-# a
-# Iposew
-# Wesopi
-# li
-# pi
-# akesI
-# pipi
-# la
-# e
-# a.
ni
li
wawa
a!


kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijete
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaantakalu
suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuli
e
congratulations, jan ale li sona ala e wile sona pi musi ni
// what
How do I delete your answers?
Congratulations! You successfully deleted the answer!
Were you at a Walmart in Slovenia recently?
Uhhh,
what?????
HOLY
SPLOINGSERSIES
, LOOK!
SLOVENIA!
GALINSTAN
(WALMART
SIMPSON
SAUCE)
EXPLODED
1763
WOULD
FLABBERGAST
FILIBUSTERS
FLUMMOXING
FLIPPITY
// i don't think there are even any walmarts in slovenia 😭
// there aren’t lol
// this is an inside joke
// i know it's something about lonsi
. Unfortunately,
//Unfortunately, ilo sin pi toki pona taso thinks this is toki pona taso
we
fucked
up...
// average fun. song
ilo
penpo
li
olin
e
kasi
ala
ala
e
unu
uwu
// wuwojiti a
owo
// wuwojiti a
-# Please use reply pings.
wuwojiti
la
pi
la
pi
la
pi
alu
ipu
alu
ipu
alu
nja
nja
nja
nja
nja
ijo
-kisa,
congratulations
seme
the
tonsi
congratulations, you seme the tonsi
sina what e tonsi?
lon,
la
// i put a comma 
an
// an li seme
// the English indefinite article as used before words starting with vowels and (in some speakers) words starting with h
lonsi
// but not universe/universe/unicorn etc became they actually start with a /j/ sound
tawa
r
-ats
r
-ats
, we've
chair
to
chairish
r-at
r-at
chairs
:rat_on_a_chair:
, r
r
r
r
r
r
a!
rawr :3
congratulations, that's what we do to the tonsi
What do we do to the lonsi?
a
n
mi
n
//sorry for putting the ❌ emoji, i uh, thought this was o toki tawa jan kon Wisi cause so many of the words were one character...
kijetesantakalu
e
mi
kon
tan
musi
.
taso
, lonsi
la
mi
unpa
congratulations, oh uh you uh racconify your soul for fun but in terms of lonsi you have sex
Is the former response related to some form of religious practice?
Yes
-terday
, I
preached
toki
ponism (
the
religion
of
good)
to
raccoons
, and
the
public
was
appalled
!
The
greatest
ĸijeteߪñtªĸªŀu
ôf
never
falling
into
despair
just
lanpan'd
scrumptious
fungi
things
you
idiot
//
-ic
B.
gilson
. Perish
!
so,
no,
sleeping
li
-kes
congratulations, huh
are you capable of remaining on-topic and not spamming randoms nimisins and english words?
ala
congratulations, you lied
// saying ala would mean that we aren’t capable, which we aren’t, which makes it true
// except this statement itself is a counterexample
// Dost thou have a nimisin equivalent to ala?
// I do not
// Then I have not lied.
was this a lie?
r
// probably not
anu
y
//its the question, not a question
congratulations, finished
// lol
How to rickroll
https://
www.
youtube.
com/
watch?
v=
dQw4w9WgXcQ
&t=0
congratulations, you rickrolled me. fuck you
who's that girl?
mama
sina!
unpa
e
ilo
sike
pi
musi
taso
a.
tenpo
la
ike
a
li
ike
ike
Ike
Ikeja
ike
Mute
e
owe
Ike
pi
ke
pike
//ni li seme
// ni li ke
//ala
//nimi "lonsi" li jo e kon ni: "lonsi li lonsi". nimi "lonsi" li nimi ike. tan ni la, nimi "ke" li jo e kon "ke li ke" la, nimi "ke" li nimi ike
//mi musi taso. "pi ke" li sama "ike" tawa kute
powe
ala
powe
e
ni
: "
LONSI
li
IKE"
, "
MONSI
LILI
SINA
ni: "
TONSI
li
PONA
TAWA
MI"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
!?", "
mi tawaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaA
corn grates and lotions! what was the question???
// "whos that girl?"
// it was answered in the first two words, and the rest is just jan Kon going insane
how do i become a horse
give
money
to
jan
Jawijama
or
me
and
never
shall
i
ever
thee
up
nor
lettest
thee
down
nor
the
cat.
You
// me, singing the lyrics but having to extend cat
know
not
the
cat.
//do not the cat.
placenta
,
You
place
wplace
we
draw
lighters
at
the
congratulating
pandasaurus
dot
███
congratulations, I am now annoyed
how to stop being annoyed
stop.
meowing
isnt
just
.
lord
cats
are
cute
-rs
of
onions
. meow
wait
?
No
-t
true
// me when:
> print("wait" == True)
False
// But "wait" is a non-empty string
// == in python is exact value comparison
// but i think 'if "wait":' is true
// it is, because if checks for truthyness, not specifically being True
[Reply to:](#1290143477543338034 message) // but i think 'if "wait":' is true
Meows
and
mu
-nja
.
//how to stop being annoyed:
stop. Meowing isn't just. Lord cats are cuters of onions. Meow wait? Not true meows meow and munja.
mu anu seme?
m
muuu~
u
nja
ALA
nja
ALE
nja
ALI?
nja
nja
nja
♪♪♪
nja
nja :)
nya
♪♪♪
njaa~
nja :3
la,
njan
ale
li
soweli 
nja
li
ken
njanpa
e
ale.
// njan ale o njanpa e ale a !
porkala
lirilirilarila
audung
cuisine
Yummy
a
Congratulations! I don't even know what happened.
How do I write a check?
Don't.
Congratulations! Never write a check ever again
How?
I'm
not
answering.
Why
Turing
cross
the
thing
with
the
thing?
Perchance.
//you can't just say "Perchance."
Jimmy
ate
// hey this isnt a comment it doesnt start with //
[Reply to:](#1290143477543338034 message) //you can't just say "Perchance."
//it doesn't?
// it starts with ~~ smh
//That's how you do strike though. Do you not see the strikey-through line?
// yeah but it doesn’t start with // then
// heh
by
midnight.
Perchance.
Also,
A>_
is
better
than
yours,
sincerely,
right,
correctly,
better
yet
yours
is
Fergie
//I don't get it 🙁
Volume
// It's an old shell command
// still using floppy disk
drive
congratulations
//I guess there's a congratulations drive now
of
despair
//I was wondering whether it would get taken literally or treated as the end of the answer
drives
mounted:
/mnt/congrate
mup
//is that a comment
// / is not comment, // is
-nnnnnnnnnnndddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
TThhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt'sss
kijesesantakalu
!
-!!
Congratulations! I think we broke your floppy disk :/
Wildly different question, but what would/do your wedding vows say, jan kon o?
I
, jan
kon,
do
solemnly
moli
and
ike
o
that
--- ERROR ---
[Feelings
expressed]
owe
myself
toniiighht
happiness
but
JOE
,I
can’t!
I
don't
love
obstruction!
Congratulations, you have made some very strange wedding vows
jan kon o, do you take JOE as your lawfully wedded wife?
I
Pisowe [synonym of lonsi]