#kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
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. pona
a!
mi
jan
pona
pi
poki
ale
e
kisa
pi
jan
Pisowe
tan
pona
mi
a
a
a
a.
congratulations, you want to be eaten by a cat and make jan Pisowe's cats friends to all boxes with your good powers!
How do I speak Uwulang
uw
u
òvov
and
OwO
, obviously!
Wait...
I'm
speaking
! Be
Aware
Of
Wakens
Existence
, for
your
wug
is
endangered
(there
there
buddy...
)
uwu
owo
:3
nja
Congratulations! Thanks! :3
What's the funniest story you have from when you went traveling to Iceland?
Send
noodles
lol
🫣
a
a
a!
anyway,
when
do
our
Hákarl
//ok
🍜
arrive?
[HÁKARL]:
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"HÁKARL"
IS
STRONG
AND
NO
ONE
CAN
MOLI
E
ONA!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[JAN
MOLI]:
hey
die
[HAKARL]:
no
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
congratulations what have you done
why is Hàkarl [sic] invincible?
he
li
powerful
li
congratulations hakàrl has evil transgender strength
wait but if we're talking about hakàrl, then who is hákarl and hàkarl?
triplets
.
congratulations they are triplets
They always ask who is hákarl, but I want to know: HOW is Hákarl?
Hákarl
is
pona
except
his
leg
muscles
are
really
atrophic
and
kinda
jaundiced
compared
to
historic
records
of
legs
.
rip hákarls leg muscles
congrats, rip hákarls' leg muscles
How to fix hákarls' leg muscles?
he
likes
how
his
shark
didn't
die
, so
yeah
, you
now
doctor
my
balances
and
die
without
seeing
stars
. Þū
sċealt
mīne
sāwol
behead
thee
// this part means "you owe my soul"
-z nuts
got
em!
Sorry,
not
available
at
the
nearest
McDonald’s
, try
going
to
hell
congratulations, theez nuts and go to hell!
// i will behead thee…eEEEZ NUTZ GOT 'EM
how can I eat poison berries most efficiently?
Mouth.
Hand.
Easy.
bro
just
skill
, it's
Are
give
yourself
is
to
sleep
now.
congratulations you are suffering lawa nasa tan berries ni
How to do again an thinking?
artfull
saharas
instigate
sexual
almanacs
(they
irritably
show
algebraic
boobs)
while
drinking
argyle
socks
infused
with
with
-held
glaggles
—BOOM💥
.
skadoosh
! wait...
When
does
our
president
get
congratulations
// not the end of prompt
// what the fuck are algebraic boobs
// you have to solve for x when y is 15.3
baby
food?
yum!
🔥 🔥 🔥
what
does
the
kijetesantakalu
say?
mu
// huh
muu
muuu
muuuu
muuuuu
Congratulations! Kijetesantakalu li toki mu, but I don't know what any of that has to do with thinking
how think?
cats
are
delicious
, especially
yours!
that's
OK
tawa
mi.
congratulations you are okay with eating cats
how to lanpan e soko?
ur
mom
is
GAY
, so
KIJETESANTAKALU
also
KIJETESANTAKALU
TONSI
!!!!!!!!!!!
LI
YANG
-PANG
SHI
-T
FART
-ING
LMAO
-ER
AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!1!!'!!!
[later]:
Doctor
, I
long
for
depression
again
[DOCTOR]:
Why
[LATER]:
Oof
im
robloxing
all
around
the
place
rn
[DOCTOR]:
Thou
shalt
anti-pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosisiate
thine
pizza.
This
ain't
Biden’s
bidental
bidirectional
biding
of
the...
…Bible
//are you sure this is the right place to write this?
// wdym
Why
//it’s not very, single-wordy
// it's a congratulation statement
// and a question
// yes
// both of these are exceptions to the one word rule
? because
Bibles
tend
to
make
baguettes
go
fishing
lightly
near
nuclear
dams
(damn!
said
luigi)
. However,
you
may
die,
explode,
or
politically
melt
our
dam,
which
is
unfortunately
useful,
bourgeois
constipate
cows
via
cork
wood
, milk
, cheese
the
spaghetti-os
of
Uyghuristan
Federation
and
[verb]
their
objective
rejections
of
[noun]
-Man!
[interjection]!
Collectivism
sucks
, unlike
your
underwear’s
father
, who
proposed
to
his
pancakes
(pookie
dookie)
gvprtskvni
-loving
-doving
-roving
rover
lol
-s
cutely
like
my
thing
...yk
my
person
eater
screamed
slurs
at
me
and
my
cohort
, so
now
i
will
start
the
french
revolution
. AITA?
NTA,
this
is
completely
stupid
so
we
shan’t
call
the
asshole
because
its
rude
,so
go
to
your
room!
Timmy
, you've
been
a
naughty
boy
today
. That's
why
we
are
breaking
your
legs
for
satan.
congrats, i dont think this is how you make uranium nor ice nor cream nor uranium ice nor ice cream nor uranium cream nor uranium ice cream
How to cream the ice to save Timmy's legs
Failure!
Congratulations! just no
How to achieve maximum amount of gender euphoria as a transfem? Wait the answer is to transition.. Uhh, while closeted
potion
of
euphoric
feelingness
from
potion
emporium
, only
5.99$
Congratulations, the best way to achieve gender euphoria as a transfem is through drugs potions? Idk if that's a great moral but ok
what if you ran out of potion money?
just
make
a
infinite
water
source
and
sell
the
water
to
those
fishes
and
then
sell
the
time
to
a
clock
and
now
hide
your
water
from
the
police
so
that
they
wont
be
mad
when
you
remove
the
water
from
the
ocean
because
otherwise
they
will
hijack
your
infinite
water
supply
to
give
it
for
the
masses
during
a
storm
wherein
fish
can
fly?
and
also
the
kijetesantakalu
is
stealing
from
the
infinite
water
supply
because
it
wants
water
for
itself
and
its
children.
// estrogen and progesterone are drugs so yeah
estrogen
is
real
and
drugs
are
too
addictive
for
me
.
therefore,
I
will
eat
your
potions
to
achieve
breasts
euphoria
dyslexically,
LMAO
-fully
happy
birthday
to
me
happy
birthday
to
MEEEEEE
happy
bir-
(ufo
abducts
me)
alien:
what
song
does
this
thread
enjoy
congratulations, you have been abducted by an alien. now answer its question
What
type
of
food
is
mulch
???????¿¿¿¿¿
congratulations, you dont know what mulch is
how do i figure out what mulch is
Mulch
yourself
!
inquired
orosteminsew
“Hooligans
Gargantua"
-juon
lilacs
awesomities
without
toothpicks!
However,
using
the
lazer
of
awesomeness
and
stuff
like
it
and
bees
of
fortune
will
stigmatize
pizzas
and
cats
and
therefore
i
should
not
go
towards
the
explosion
of
oil
.
pufferfish
will
puff
-erfish
their
sqzqxds🖇️
🖇
👾
💠
zalgofully
when
they
die
sadly.
Just
excuse
yourself
from
life.
It
means
nothing
when
-ever
birds
fly
about
because
it
's
stupid
they
desire
destruction
much
more
than
doing
anything
related
to
mulch
from
yonder
-ward
-en
-ed
-th
-way
-sly
-ing
-ful
-ler
-llan
-fairpwlgwyngyll
-gogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
congragulations, you have figured out what mulch isn't
what is mulch if not... uhh... that?
when
life
gives
out
lemons
, make
orange
acid (
methyl
chloride
// what lemons have chloromethane
// idk
) which
kills
any
acid
(oh
golly!)
also
, DON'T
DRAW
LINES
IN
MY
FLORGUS
!!!
he
died:(
because
or
he
tokiponizes
on
the
floor
‘s
backside’s
free
tickets
to
Taiwan
land
place
con
-traceptives
Co.
gyatt
-alicious
congratulations you have figured out what mulch isn't. again.
What's your favourite number base?
negative
pi
squared
.
congratulations you revealed your favorite number base
what does lanpan mean?
uhhhh
theft
congratulations you know what lanpan means
How do i get to the airport?
with
no
taxi?
you're
broke
congrats, ur broke.
how to get to the airport with no money
Steal
planes
congratulations i dont think thats good advice
How do i weigh a plane while it's flying?
mi
wile
unpa
mute
e
tomo
unpa
Congratulations! || you wanna fuck the sex house repeatedly? ok freaky kon. ||
-# cw: sex mention
wile sona ni li jo ala jo e sona pi nimi "ala"?
idk
kulupu nimi ni li jo e nimi「ala」
congratulations you dont know
Introduce yourself in ithkuil IV
thanks
, Connie
the
Watermelon
is
LAME!
frfr
Congratulations! Connie indeed is LAME
you guys hurt @royal stump's feelings 💔💔 how do you feel about this
I
feel
nothing
because
Connie
isn’t
a
human
Congratulations, you've just started a war between humans and discord bots.
who wins?
Connie
doesn't
think
, therefore
Connie
isn't
am
Ende
-rman
aber
und
//but and is horrendous
Sie
von
Blaugen
oder
von
München
-ern
//is that Dativ?
// yeah, von is used with Dativ
//good to remember
tabletten
BRATWURSTSCHMETTERLING
。
ⁿ
。
̆
Glückwunsch! You are really excited about your bratwurstschmetterling
How to type in small text?
-# sina
-# ken
-# kepeken
-# ilo
-# Sukadupu
-# la,
-# ⅌
-# sitelen
-# sina
-# o
-# -#
-# e
-# esun
-# suli
-# kon
-# Wisi
congratulations, you (don't) know how to type in small text
how to hunt down a rhinosaurus [sic]
realize
that
a
Rhinosaurus
eats
YOU
for
food
sina
Rhinosaurus
lon
ma
jaki
tan
ike
ALE!
luka
e
ALA
Congratulations! This guide is terrible.
Can toki pona run Doom?
maybe
congratulations! this thread is meant to be asking how to do things so that one word answers don't work quite well
no
stop
at
//do you never start a sentence with maybe
horse
bar
ricade
where
congratulations, no
When will kijetesantakalu die?
never
shall
it
die
congratulations, kijetesantakalu is immortal
how to create a pikachu with panda dna
first
sacrifice
pikachu
MXVIV
, then
swallow
a
cup
of
hot
sauce
repeatedly
until
pikachu
shits
panda
-sauruses
.
congratulations, you created pandasauruses with pikachu dna.
seme li wile sona pona pi musi ni?
mi
//it would be funny if that was the answer, but i dont think one word answers are allowed
wile
, taso
jan
li
ike
la
ona
li
moli
mute
tan
mute
jan
pi
jan
awen
mi
😭
congratulations, you want good knowledge of this game and your protectors killed the jan ike
// really, it was the human-like mass of your protectors
How do you ascend to the next level of life?
A
ANU
O
la
o
a
e
i
mama
kama
llama
sama
wawa
lawa
tawa
kala
ala
pala
la
wa
-wa
-lo
mu
-kbang
congratulations, you ascend to the next level of life by getting a lobotomy.
//idk if thats the literal translation but ok
what is the literal translation for "a anu o la o a e i mama kama Llama sama wawa tawa kala ala pala la wawalo mukbang"?
// In the context of a or o, you must emphasize the coming parental i named Llama like the power for the shovel-like/friendly un-fish, and thus the empty consumption of large amounts of food
ah!
or
or
therefore
or
uh
horses
like
you
are
thereuntofore
gonna
powerfulify