#kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
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Birthday:
June
the
Almighty
of
nine
of
1984
. Credit
Card
:
7152882609195512
Death
Day:
Never
!!!! mwahahahahaha
Email:
Born
Millions
of
molars
in
the
place
of
molecular
birth
explosion!!!!
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Childhood:
Have
none
lmao
(😕)
First
pet:
"kijetesantakalu II"

the
great
Marmoset
Quadriplegic
Gregdan
Tuli
(3)
Congratulations, that's way too much personal information
// why 4 ike? 😭🙏
// you're supposed to say one word at a time
// one topic at a time
// no wait
Quick! Say something that would get onto the starboard!
OWE
O
KIJETESANTAKALU
TONSI
PONA
A
UNPA
TAX
IS
OWE
Congratulations! OWE O KIJETESANTAKALU TONSI PONA A UNPA TAX IS OWE
Great job, everybody! Now what do we do with our newfound fame?
nothing.
just
fuck
yourself
you
little
aphid
ahh
schmit
ball
goofy
huh
// is this a sentence anymore
HUH??!!!!
you
are
a
bundle
of
joy
😇
congratulations! 🎉 you made up your mind. 😇 go you!
What's nine plus ten?
nineteen
congratulations!!! you calculated nine plus ten!
how to make friends
don't
sit
on
explosives
when
875161328002678844
kijetesantakalus
tonsis
lampé
sokoes
wuwojities
yupekosies
as
a
'ses
'whomst'd've'd'n't'oh
gvprtskvni
'nguh
barkbarkbark
krabkrab
clhp'xwlhtlhplhhskwts
1984
sex
yaoi
free
love
игра
в
свободную
გვფრცქვნი
Kino
токипону
(что
было
ᜃᜆᜒᜉᜓᜈᜒᜇᜓ
, а
блин
𰻝
// tonsi suno li moli e tomo
congratulations, unintelligible
how do I get ripped?
tear
yourself
into
shreds!
congratulations you are now ripped
sorry, i actually meant: how do i gain muscle?
organ
failure.
🪄
usawi
harvest
Organs
(muscles
tissues
included)
then
the
they
come
.
congratrulations you just pulled a frankenstein
// wawa
What does epiku mean?
the
epiku
Congrats, you have invented a new lonsi
How do I defenestrate my enemy jan't Ike?
sina
weka
e
ona
tan
seme?!
o
pini
e
pilin
utala
ni
congratulations you are now a pacifist
What does pacifism mean to you?
war
sucks
but
not
literally
since
we
like
to
be
sucked
by
not
accepting
peace
and
quiet
racoons
sleeping
while
we
spin
right
round
baby
right
like
a
record
baby
right
pacifism
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...shhhhhhhhh
the
misery
everybody
wants
to
be
my
friend!
( ^ω^ )
pona a, sina ken lon nasin ni kepeken kalama musi
// o lon e sina!
🪄
what do I do with my newfound pacifism?
help
yourself
and
become
peaceful
again
so
war
doesn't
kill
instead
buy
immortality
(2022)
™
for
only
the
small
price
of
several
negotiable
quarks
or
999,999,999,999
billion
NOTHINGS
OF
PEANUT
BLUTTER
ICE
CREAM
DREAM
(terms
and
conditioners
paraben
free
alcohol
full
coverage
apply)
Congrats! You can now use your newfound pacifism to become peaceful and buy immortality for an absurd price!
What's a foot long?
sandwiches
at
two
diffrent
prices?
unsatisfactory
conundrum
Congratulations! What the flip, sorry for the "question..."
jan ale o, sina ken ala ken toki kepeken nimi wan taso?
// ok i realized the nimi wan would be way more common to just be one word but i meant one letter at a time
the
and
is
"&"
, guys!
congratulations you know your symbols
What is π
Not sure... 🤔
supa? maybe? /j
//😂😂
letter
p
e
n
i
s
l
e
e
e
e
// supa p e n i s l e e e e e e e
e
electricity
congratulations, what
how do I bake a cake
don't.
congratulations, I made- wait what?
caken't
How do I sing Spectre by Alan Walker?
walk
her?
i
barely
adopted
PRESCRIPTIVISM
as
my
ideological
foundation
in
first
year
of
college
when
she
wore
a
skirt
from
Shien
Congratulations! You just dissed your best friend.
// the response implies that "(walk) her" is a descriptivist
// or it could imply that she is a prescriptivist
// depending on your outlook on life
kon Wisi o, which thread is this? I forgor and I'm too lazy to look it up
kepeken
nimi
la
o
toki
tawa
Pingo
I
, Libertine
Union
of
Libertines
(Unionized)
, confederation
of
feds
(Federalized)
Bureau
of
Bureaucratic
Horror
Canisters
(Reference
Sheet
for
Bridge
Design
)
// "reference sheet for bridge design" is the most normal thing this has ever said
(which
is
sexual
) KIJETESANTAKALU
JOCKEY
JOCKEY
AAAAAAA
BBBBBBB
CCCCCCC
DDDDDDD
FOR
ENDER
PIZZA.
roblox
simulators
woohoo!
like
my
EVIL
dog
, Chester?
the
WEEVIL
destroys
chester

chester?
destroys
chester?
checkers
game
li
musi
pona!
sike
sina
li
suli
la
sina
kama
moli
e
waso
ike
! seme
a?!
PANIC
IN
ACTION
DISCO
PARTY
🥳
🎉
🪩
WAN
TU
TULI
(CIRCUMCISION)
(MAGTULI?!)
(O
ALA
E
NI!!!!)
(LON
PALISA
MIJE
!!!!!)
(A!)
Congrats! This chain is going to be the most incriminating evidence when we actually comit a crime!
Hey, what's your opinion on people?
IKE
, but
maybe
PONA
depending
on
// petition to rename this thread to “kepeken nimi la o toki tawa Pingo I, Libertine Union of Libertines (Unionized), confederation of feds (Federalized) Bureau of Bureaucratic Horror Canisters (Reference Sheet for Bridge Design) (which is sexual) KIJETESANTAKALU JOCKEY JOCKEY AAAAAAA BBBBBBB CCCCCCC DDDDDDD FOR ENDER PIZZA. roblox simulators woohoo! like my EVIL dog, Chester? the WEEVIL destroys chester
chester? destroys chester? checkers game li musi pona! sike sina li suli la sina kama moli e waso ike! seme a?! PANIC IN ACTION DISCO PARTY 🥳 🎉 🪩 WAN TU TULI (CIRCUMCISION) (MAGTULI?!) (O ALA E NI!!!!) (LON PALISA MIJE!!!!!) (A!)”
personality
and
opinion
lol
Congrats! jan kon is good at no prejudice? idk
how do i defuse a bomb?
Consult
a
bomb
therapist
to
calm
down
the
bomb
congratulations, the bomb is now calmed down
How to diffuse a calm bomb?
moli
li
ken
lon
, taso
o
alasa
e
ilo
sike
mi
(ona
o
nasa
a)
o
Kanata
Congratulations! You need to find his gear (it should be hella weird) and be Canada
Does toki pona ike?
nasa
la
ken
ala
ike
e
toki
pi
jan
JONKE
WAWA
WAWA
WAWA
AWAWA
AWAWAWA
AWAWAWAWAW
WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKA
kuko
tawa
mi!
lon
li
lon
ala
lon
lon
lonsi
li
lonsi
jensu
Jesu
o
tawa
suno
🛐
🍤
🦐
🍥
🥮
🥘
JŒÑGKÆ
if
(si)
yo
(mi)
//yo, mi tonsi. tenpo ale la, mi wile lonsi
es
pañ
ol
a
s
p
o
r
i
n
yummy!
vergaciones
// an apill changes everything
the
flip
5日
の
gayming
tonsiname
Congratulations, what even was that??
How to identify dinosaurs from their fossils?
first,
o
MOLI
E
SINA
, AKESI
MOLI
O
TENPO
PENPO
ALA
O
PIPI
E
MI!!
🐛
AKESI
LI
SUWI
SEWI
SELI
SULI
SUWI
SEWI
SELI
SULI
SUWI
SEWI
SELI
SULI
SUWI
SEWI
SOWWY
SOWELYYYYYY
sowe
li
owe
li
we
li
e
so
, we
decided
to
cut
off
your
hair
and
balls
.
mu
pi
henceforth
we
congratulate
the
asker
of
the
askering
question
for
providing
nutrients
to
our
pokemon
GO!™️
supplementaries
congratulations, you have been congratulated
// first, o MOLI E SINA, AKESI MOLI O TENPO PENPO ALA O PIPI E MI!! 🐛 AKESI LI SUWI SEWI SELI SULI SUWI SEWI SELI SULI SUWI SEWI SELI SULI SUWI SWEI SOWWY SOWELYYYYYYY sowe li owe li we li e so, we decided to cut off your hair and balls. mu pi. henceforth we congratulate the asker of the askering question for providing nutrients to out pokemon GO!™ supplementaries.
What do you see in this image?
Lions
but
nordic
and
Italy
squid
games
kissing
sigmaas
||conworld map||
||europe and the top of africa mirrored||
||seme a?! Europe!||
||wait I didn't even notice that, I thought I was just picking some random ink blot off Google 😂||
loudly
inside
of
the
literally
inky
stinky
winky
(teletubbies
are
scary)
man
; whenever
pigeons
reign
, the
sky
grown
beanstalk
reaches
for
you
and
me
(you
know,
the
communists
are
planning
fungal
outbreaks
in
supplements
)
Ms.
congratulations, i dont think thats what that image looks like
// “What do you see in this ink blot?”
// “Lions, but nordic, and Italy squid games kissing sigmaas loudly inside of the literally inky stinky winky (teletubbies are scary) man; Whenever pigeons reign, the sky grown beanstalk reaches for you and me (you know, the communists are planning fungal outbreaks in supplements) Ms. [end of transmission]”
nasin seme la mi ken pakala e mun?
achieve
a
godhood
achievement
and
build
a
nuclear
Pisowe
farm
(they
don't
have
for
moon-destruction)
so
you
cant
tbaregvrgv
😾🍣NØHHTÆeshurdomllealelehalllllohehet/&(090)
the
shit
, unfortunately.
(fortunate!)
i
left
my
girlfriend

(ex-
boyfriend
's girlfriend)
because
of
"bad
romance”
and
stuff
y'know
like
cheating
in
the
oral
recitation
exam
. that's
really
mean
so
that's
illegal
and
un-pona
un-tawa
un-awen
.
thus,
you
are
dead
(because
-'s ex-girlfriend
killed
why's
(because
died
horrifically)
)
Meanwhile,
Meanwhile's
mean
:(
Therefore,
Therefore
's
friend
is
mutilated
:(
congratulations, your friends have some of the worst relationship problems ever
How do I fix a dying marriage? It's not mine, btw
o
ka
pona
(moli
// "nasin seme la mi ken pakala e mun?"
// "achieve a godhood achievement (Minecraft) and build a nuclear Pisowe farm (they don't have Pisowium for moon-destruction) so you cant tbaregvrgv 😾🍣NØHHTÆeshurdomllealelehalllllohehet/&(090) the shit, unfortunately. (fortunate!) i left my girlfriend
(ex-boyfriend's girlfriend) because of "bad romance" and stuff y'know like cheating in the oral recitation exam. that's really mean so that's illegal and un-pona un-tawa un-awen. thus, you are dead (because's ex-girlfriend killed why's enbyfriend (because died horrifically)) Meanwhile, Meanwhile's mean :( Therefore, Therefore's friend is mutilated :("
kanopi
flop)
congratulations, you fixed jan kon's friend's dying marriage
could you describe your friends horrible relationship problems in more detail?
Well,
I
never
heard
any
sex
without
crying
abt
my
█████
congratulations, this does not say anything about relationship problems
how do i cut a xan cake
Don't
do
it
(drugs)
just
do
something
worse
(more
like
skateboarding
while
on
drugs)
congratulations, do skateboarding on drugs 😁👍
How do I build a computer from things in my garden
get
good
congratulations, you have achieved nothing
How do I grow a garden from things in my computer?
take
a
shit
congratulations, you took a shit
how will taking a shit help me grow a garden
fertilizing
supplements
are
made
and
eaten
by
computers
without
creating
any
explosive
shits
. But
I
like
hot
explosive
uwu
diarrhea
shits
😭
; soil
munching
causes
cancer
in
China
AGAIN!
AGAIN!
CAN
YOU
BELIEVE
THAT
BULLSH*T
HAPPENED
??!?!?
WHY
THE
HELL
DID
YOU
BREAK
MY
FAVORITE
POT
:(((
Congratulations, taking a shit helped grow your garden by causing cancer in China and breaking your favorite pot
What features would the ideal conlang have?
implosive
consonants
(specifically
rotten
dental
ones)
and
bimanual
trills
congratulations, this is a crime against humanity
// the phrase rotten dental consonants is. very uncomfortable!
how to do a bimanual trill?
remove
other's
limbs
without
spilling
beans
everywhere
// ah yes, puterodental implosives
// my favourite set of consonants
// how the fuck do you do a trill with your hands
// oh
(who
knows)
(i
do)
(what
does
it
mean
) (well
, it
requires
uranium
and
plutonium
and
fish
fingers
to
cut
out
a
square-shaped
chicken
nugget
from
residual
embryonic
stem
cells,
annihilating
support
systems)
congratulations, i have no clue
why are we trying to annihilate support systems
// so the correct way to do a bimanual trill is to remove others’ limbs without spilling beans everywhere (who knows? I do), which basically means that “well, it requires uranium and plutonium and fish fingers to cut out a square-shaped chicken nugget from residual embryonic stem cells, annihilating support systems”
because
we
hate
you
, also
we
hate
beans
&
virdis
mortis
adventus
.
WHY
???????
congratulations you hate the question askers
sorry I accidentally sent a voice message
Actually, what feature of discord do you want removed?
Your
messages
Congratulations! You expressed your dislike of jan Ale
why do you dislike jan Ale
ona
li
pana
e
lipu
pi
toki
Ikuwi
tawa
mi
la
mi
pilin
ike.
congratulations, you dislike jan Ale because he gave you a book about ithkuil
why do you hate Ithkuil?
ona
en
jan
Ale
li
kijetesantakalu.
ni
li
seme?
ona
li
lukin
ike
e
soko
tonsi
mi
. ona
o
lanpan
ala
e
sike
mute
moku
pan
mi
a.
Congratulations! Ithkuil and jan Ale are raccoons, meaning they give dirty looks to your nonbinary mushrooms, and ought to stop stealing your sweet rolls
Remind me, where did you learn toki pona in the first place?
mi
tawa
congratulations you have left
are you a mouse?
misa
ala
kisa
suli
li
moku
e
