#kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
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// why would you remind me of that. he ||died of covid.|| why
// i didn't even know. that wasn't supposed to mean anything. sorry.
// its fine we're all past mourning. h||e died in l||ike 2020
yoink
it
gvprtskvni
my
uhhh...
gourd
shove
snow
up
an
ass
,
then
it
melts
and
turns
into
water
concentrate
the
water
with
funnels
weka
li
o
wekama
e
jan
pana
ala
li
pana
ale
telo
nasa
a
li
tonsi
loje
lon
sinpin
li
tonsi
tawa
exterminate
the
[REDACTED]
in
ten
nine
9.5
eight
8.4
seven
7.3
1
÷
5i
^
8
⅐
x
y
(-2
π
e
φ
i⁶
√
2500
³
)
2
÷
8
=
x
^
x
y
// 7.3 + 1 ÷ 5i⁸ - ⅐xy(-2πeφi⁶√2500³) - 2 ÷ 8 = x^xy
// this looks like a complex 2 variable equation
// i⁶ is -1
// 250000piephi = 3.45439505× 10^6
// thats an approximation 👎👎👎
// idk could be useful actually but still
// (250000πe((1 + √5)/2))/7
//apparently its the smallest cup size
-# //note: retroactively commented
////////////i thought that was a
// no i asked that as a question to the thread
// also remember to comment
// a pakala mute
// ale li pakala mute
O
wait
?
they
can
exist‽‽‽
interesting
half
as.
boring
lon
sinpin
kiwen
pi
mama
weka
sina
a.
why
did
you
make
me
say
that
jan
Misali
sucks
? thats
ikeeeeeeeeeeeea
and
nasaaaaa
and
honestly:
kind
of
baba
(is
sina
) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀ
now,
die
for
tu
reasons:
starbucks
coffee
does
pakala
e
aaaaale
, and
bees
o
soweli
taso
.
// this is musi toki pi nimi wan now
Congrats! what
What is the best cloŋ according to Half as Superficious Misali Wendover Gregdan III?
// this is a throwback to a couple days ago
toki
Inli
majuna
li
wawa
tawa
mi
congratulations, it is implied that we collectively are HaSMWG III
// lol
If we are HaSMWG III what should our next video be about
talkey
boner
ala
, instead
camels
will
sing
HAPPY
DEATHDAY
TO
YOUUUUUU
🎉🎉🎉
HAPPY
DEATHDAY
TO
THAT
STUPID
GIOVANNI
, i
reeeeally
love
camels!
and
CAMELS
en
bricks (
HAI
)
( poki
loje
lon
sinpin
)
🧱
(brick™️)
C.A.M.E.L.S.
C:
Cunty
A:
Airbenders
M:
Market
E:
Extravagant
L:
Ligma
S:
Sugma
Dihhh
//
// how fast did you make this wth
// there's a website for that
// figured
congratulations, you got absolutely no useful info
how to get useful info
no.
dont
congratulations, the government has "purified" this source.
dont
answer
the
nonexistent
question.
congratulations, ⱨࡥ⡬ᅬ⭯ᬡġἡ
not kaka Wisi o, seme the pakala is ⱨࡥ⡬ᅬ⭯ᬡġἡ
idk
mate
congratulations. what are you looking at me for? i-im the congratulations guy, I don't know the answer either
How to wiklh the sslkndwj?
ok
mate
, ur
so
cute
:3
congratulations you are cute
how can I prevent people from talking to me? do they not understand just HOW IMPORTANT i am? you don't DESERVE to talk to me! /s
well
you
are
foolish
,not
important
so
go
get
Canadian
baked
bread
right
fellas?
RIGHT
FELLAS???
congratulations, left fellas
why did the fellas leave
BECAUSE
THEY
LEFT
TO
ROT
IN
MY
ATTIC
WINERY
!!!
congratulations, opposite of cask of amontillado
how do i bake bacon and cook cookies
TURN
THE
OVEN
, YOU
POOPOO
STINK
FACE
AHH
"BORN
TO
CANADIAN"
AHH
LOOKIN
jan
man!!
what
“Carry
Wang”
is
responsible
NOT
not-
scaling
(furry
terminology
for
teleportation)
and
for
furry
fun!
yesnt
????
yeast
&
beast
&
greast
&
least
&
seast
)
(
kijeteantewlnasisjuay.
universemaxxing
&
-FUCK!
&
-SHIT!
&
-BITCH!
ur
&
gay
&
trans
&
woke
&
british
english
(american
supremacy)
li
&
lDH7L,KI
&
baka
&
sussy
amongus
babies
&
ampersand
enjoyer
&
jan
&
&
&
JOHN
CENA
&
stop.
hammertime
anyways
&
=
sgar
raised
to
up
my
profit
📈📈📈
-able
2ⁿ
stonks
📈 📈 📈
💸 💸 💸
🤑 🤑 🤑
💹 💹 💹
O(n¹⁰⁰⁰)
&
O(3)
&́
YOKO
ONO
JOHN
CENA
[music]
[silence]
[phonk]
&
thisjokeisdead
&
weak
&
flint
&
steel
&
chicken
jockey!!!
&
water
bucket,
&
ampersand
invasion
&
ampersands
should
DIE
congratulations, we must stop this before it gets too out of control
how to exterminate all members of the & species
poisonous
ivy
is
poisonous
ivy
ummm
murderous
intent
is
allowed
here.
be
gay
be
gay
be
gay
&
SHUT
YOUIR
DOOR
&
// ok but seriously this joke isnt funny anymore
Congratulations! Stop please
// the word "lonsi" is not funny so why do we all still use it
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
as
if
it
would...
in
reality
woodchucks
could
chuck
NORRIS!!!!
how
NORRIS!!!!
nostrils
tuah
hawking
on
that
thing
using
that
hawks
thing
thingy
ijo
thinginoido
doohickey
i.e.
splink
splank
splonk
splunk
splenk
splynk
Congratulations! The woodchucks keep their secret
What is the secret to finding true love?
ask
(nanpa
pi
utala
pona
)

!" -quoth
waso
serious
pi
kulupu
ni
(nasa)
Congrats! You have found the secret to false love!
//mamma mia is true love tho 💔
How do you spell /ˈmanɪˌkɪn/?
The one you use to display clothes, looks like a person?
manikin
Congrats! I forgot that this isnt the jan Wisi thread!
ona
am
I
really
that
nasa
(that'd
be
)
👉 👈
congratulations, idk
//btw, yes, you are really that nasa 
seme?
its something I'm not really sure
// if you spell the question one word at a time, the response is not spelt one word at a time
congratulations, you have a fresh sona ala! 🎉
hey ma pona, i forgot to do my taxes. what should i do?
ma pona o, mi pali ala e lipu pali mani mi. mi o seme?
DIE
EVADER
OF
TAXATION
(JAN
PANA
O
MANI
TAWA
LAWA)
:3
congratulations! :3 is not going to save you from tax evasion
// 
What can i do with :3 (apart from not evading taxes)?
be
cat
girl
(very
cute
and
awesome)
and
bug
(yum
Yuh
yummyyy
mmmmmmmm
)!!
congratulations you are now catgirl and bug
How do I resolve my internal conflict where the cat wants to eat the bug?
kill
jan
congratulations your problem is solved
how to dispose of the body
o
weka
e
moli
tan
tomo
ni
pi
lonsi
mute
pona
i
, anu
ken
pali
li
ken
pali
e
weka
congratulations? you can’t die if you’re in tomo lonsi or you create a vacuum
What is the single most important issues for voters right now?
kijetesantakalu
and
the
(uh-oh
we
exceeded
the
character
minimum
, yippee!)
Congrats, you listed two issues
What’s more important, human rights or
?
kijetesantakalu
li
nanpa
likujo
tawa
ijo
pakala
e
jan
Sekan
Kan
ale
mute
tu
tonsi
// my favorite number
lonsi
monsi
// lonsi is self-recursing, therefore it signifies a repeating decimal /musi
ponsi
ikonsi
wonti
likujonsi
julonsi
lukatuwansi
// i don’t think that’s one word
// also wuwojoti but i fixed it
//imo, saying something like lukatuwansi as 'one word' is fine when the rest of the words next to it aren't real words anyways and having multiple words makes no meaningful difference
// this nasin is getting really nasa
Congratulations! We counted so hard that the name changed!
Who is jan kon and why do we talk to them?
mi
jan
kon
a!
mi
wile
toki
tawa
sina
tan
ni:
sina
nasa
ala
(mi
tawa
)
(ala)
(a)
(msa)
taso
mi
kon
la
mi
mu
lon
wawa
sina
a!
musi
mute
mute
a
li
ala
epiku
tawa
sina
a
.
Congratulations! You are jan kon and you talk because you want them!
how do i do the monster mash?
you
do
the
graveyard
dance
emote
💀
(mi
tawa
moli)
(mi
lon
ma
anpa)
(mi
wile
ike
tawa
ale
sina)
I
have
no
care
and
uhh
i
lost
track
of
my
game
called
theory
of
relativity
2:
the
Musical
Science
thing
. It's
so
good
it's
epic
(epiku)
like
a
BONANZA
of
BOTANICAL
WITNESSES
(what
the
actual
flipping
Fubbernuck
is
witnessed
botanicae?)
misonajala
a!
Congratulations! Am I doing the monster mash correctly now?
//𓀀 𓀐 𓀒 𓀗𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧
sina
pali
mute
, taso
pona
tawa
sina
mi
. Who
is
the
Lorax
, and
the
Onceler
fanfic
yaoi
author?
Sorry
I
said
that
, it
really
sucked
Congratulations, yes it did!
I should go to bed now, jan kon o, will you go on without me?
I
think
therefore
I
am
tonsi
//thanks 👍
jan kon o, how do i talk to women?
sina
ken
toki
tawa
kijetesantakalu
anu
sutopatikuna
la
sina
ken
ala
toki
tawa
meli
//
mi
li
ala
congratulations you are unable to talk to women
how do i talk to men? like, not romantically, just physically talking to them using a mutually understandable means of communication
open
pini
Congratulations! You open to them
what do i open
jar
jar
.jar
of
(pi)
bugs
defenestrating
popes
from
St.
Peter's
Basilica
(mi
sewi
e
jan
sewi
anpa
)
Congratulations! You must open a jar jar jar jar of bugs defenestrating popes in St. Peter's Basilica
How do i open a .jar ?
use
telepathy
via
a
hydraulic
press
intended
for
ASMR
(mmmmm
nnnnnnnnnn
llllllll
o
uuuuuuu
muuuuuuuuu
MUUUUU)
then
yell
towards
Steve
(I
can’t
dance
because
Steve
cut
my
limbs
when
he
told
me
that
he
was
gay
chicken
jockey
A!!!!!
)
ye
mitawa
// wrong thread
// oops
kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
// make the name more different from the wisi thread
how to achieve true love guide working 2026 no hacks
just
ask
Jeeves
dawg
🍕
bsfrrn

YES!
NO!
MAYBE!
WAIT,
WHAT
AM
I
DOING
TO
POPE
PISOWE
II
???
Congratulations, you asked Jeeves out and deposed Pope Pisowe II.
how do i pronounce a labiodentalized palatal seminasal (this phoneme)
first
rip
off
your
nose
then
cry
// since when was I a pope
// also it should be a Latin name
// pope Pisovvs
then
// why
// because papal names are always latin
// yeah but that's tradition, not a rule
// a pope could be Pope Glorp if they wanted
//jan kon o, would you want to be Pope Glorp if you were pope?
Except NVM it's still going
// its not over yet
cry
// oh
// pope GTA San Andreas when
// actually it's just tradition to change your name at all, you could keep you name
// I was aware of that much
// we will get pope GTA VI before GTA VI
// 🔥
and
wear
what if they wanna write about him in the latin site
Glorpannes
// they'd call him glorpus
maybe every pope has three names like in cats
//wait shit
congratulations, i'll just say those were part of my congratulations message
Hey jan kon o! what's your name?
glorpingles
the
schglorblingle
(lying)
(or
not)
(Schrödinger's
truth)
congratulations, you have obtained one piece of personal info
What is your address, what is your IP, what's your SSN/equivalent, when were you born, when will you die, what's your phone number, whats your email address, what hospital were you born at, what was your childhood like, what was the name of your first pet
Cheese
Street,
Kijetesantakalu
,Ma
Pona.
A guy named kijetesantakalu discovered...
//I was so ready for the question to finish: "where did you come from, where did you go, where's did you come from, cotton eye Joe"
antikontitutonelema
(nanpa
sixty-
nine
[haha,
noice]
four
twenty
.
)
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