#kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
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london
&
suffering
will
commence
immediately
after
Congratulations! You are suffering and your butt is full of chicken jockey
How to stop suffering
eat
books
.
get
books
and
eat
them
.
Congratulations, now I've pu'ed by moku-ing it.
What books should I eat
Toki
Pona:
The
Language
Of
Sonia
Langue
, A
Superficial
Conlangue
Creator
Who
Made
Too
Many
Thoughts
About
Raccoons'
Reality
And
Committed
Murder
Of
Many
Esperantists
Because
They
Don't
Understand
Her
Philosophy
(Which
Is
About
Raccoons)
by
jan
Kekan
Ale
Ale
Ale
Mute
Mute
Tu
Wan
// Gregdan 323
// *343
is
kinda
sus
buddy
🤨
, I
have
to
say:
I
don't
think
you
didn't
do
murders
in
Among
Us
because
you're
evil
and
stuff
blah
blah
blah
who
would've
guessed
you're
the
imposter
😳
)
Congratulations you now have a new book to eat
que es el <<tokipono>>
es
bono
kijetesantakalo
esta
"eßta"
estaba
ßeme?
cute
lol



ß
(( _ _ ))..zzzZZ
(mi
cerebro
li
SEME?!!
)
Taso,
Taso,
//my taso was not the only taso. It was not very taso taso
tasol
-aso
-|💙
Congratulations! What even was that whole response?
Give me your best attempt at writing philosophy!
we
the
lonsi
in
our
infinite
wisdom
have
to
be
tonsi
squared
lined
dotted
// lonsi is just tonsi² confirmed
jonsi
whos
monsi
klonsi
glosni
borsni
lonsism
is
pona👍

congratulations. you have been accepted by society
now, where is Anthony McCarthy now
France
, Cheyenne
, Georgia
City
, Kiribati
2:
Electric
Lightbulb
Convention
, Lozere
Boogaloo.
congratulations, mi dox e ona tawa sina.
How do I get into the Electric Lightbulb Convention?
#1:
Forge
a
n electric
erm
what
#2:
pali
e
utala
unpa
usawi
// are there any spells that require having sex
// sex magic is a thing iirc
// is making a person magic
uta
#3:
third
#5:
5️⃣
#15:
π
²
(e
^
π
)²
=
√
x
// is there no open-paren for that?
// now there is
3
¥
Congratulations, you have [DATA EXPUNGED]
// ¥ li seme lon sona nanpa aaaaaa??????
// i guess that's the question now
// i treated it as if it were a variable
// one word at a time 😠
// a, mi weka sonaaaa
// i am not solving tht
// it's already solved! i've solved for x. the original equation is above
// oh damn
// and by "i" i am exxagerating
// "i" did not solve this
// a cold blooded, unthinking machine did
// gauthmath or mathway
// i said a cold blooded unthinking machine. nero obviously
// jkjk, it's mathway
// atleast it aint chatgpt
// chatgpt would muck this up so bad; i had 10 numbers whose average was 10, and it added them up and got 99
¥ li seme
an
website
that
breaks
congratulations you have described half the websites
// it actually rounded the thing because money
// yeah this is my solution just bracketed
// well if it is money then it makes sense
// though i have no idea what money squared is
// flashbacks from that one joke
// what joke
Idk. People of musi toki pi nasin nasa o, what joke?
we
are
the
champions
of
the
joke
machine
congratulations! we'll never know what joke I was talking about


// this is the question now
tonsils
// every time I look up tonsi, I see tonsils
// buh
// autocorrect tries to tonsil my tonsi
tonsiïsm
lonsiïsm😡
congratulations! what
What joke were you talking about? It's midnight and I have to sleep which is better enabled with an answer to this confusing question. Other musitokipinasinnasaers might also benefit from knowing what the hell squared money is referring to. /lh
it's
a
[REDACTED]
[EXPUNGED]
[ANNIHILATED]
[REMOVED]
// uhh send it in dms then ig
nine
has
smth
to
say
to
someone
, like
, idk
, "The
Half
Spear"
, or
"WHERE
BREAD"
Congrats, wtf was that??????
How do you pet the wug?
Half
as
Gay
is
kinda
addicted
to
bricks
(poki
loje
lon
sinpin
li
poki
tawa)
which
are
idk
, on
ummmm
walls
.
and
btw
im
gay
too
congratulations, you have yet to pet the wug
Let me ask this again. how do i pet the wug
dont.
just
dont.
never
.
congratulations no petting the wug
I still wanna pet the wug, how to pet the wug?!
This
question
sucks.
Stop
repeating
Congrats! aw man :(
How do I pet my duck? (I think that's sufficiently close to a wug...)
eat
fish
and
be
fish
congratulations
.
you have
food
Accidentally pet the wug, sorry guys. How do I un-pet the wug?
YOU
FOOL
! SHUT
YE
MOUTH
AND
UN-PET
BY
TUESDAY!
(THAT
)
Congratulations! Go un-pet the wug. N o w.
What should I say in my apology video on YouTube?
*plays
theremin*
you
ought
to
play
theremin
congratulations. you know everything you need to know.
Toki pona is worse than lojban. true or false, explain why
lon
, toki
pono
cu
te
worst
compared
// yes it is the kay(f)bop(t) text slang for one
rem nice i guessed it
congrats! you clarified that Toki Pono is worse compared to Kay(f)bop(t), although you didnt say how it compared to Lojban though.
where is Esperantujo
in
my
grandfather's
garage
tool
(it
is
a
tesseract)
went
wheeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeee
éééééééééééééé
ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀ɘ̀
ëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëëë
xnopyt
Congratulations! Good luck traveling to Esperantujo, you'll need it
kulupo o I am leaving for esperantujo in two weeks. Any advise?
// i'm leaving that in
avoid
anyone
who
speaks
"tokipono"
congratulationo. kulupo hao answereo yoo. pleaso mako whao yoo wiso wito thio answeo.
how to learn poliespo
DONT
STOP
BELIEVING
, HOLD
ON
TO
THAT
FEELING
congratulations, you now know the world's worst conlang.
how to learn vötgil
Votgil
(I'm
a
bit
excited)
congratulations youre a bit excited
how to learn vogtil
Votgil
No
Wait
Vogtil
Yes
Uh
I'm
A
NOT
!!! Tricked
Lmfao
💯
Ur
Lame
N00b
got
ur
nose
hahahahaha
/ə̃/
(<2>)
how to develop a good orthography for my international conlangue
chuck
norris
backflips
off
Eiffel
Tower
, more
at
tenpo
luka
tu.
congratulations you are now informed on current events
how to climb the reichstag dressed as spiderman without jimbo wales catching me
you
first
must
shower
(stinky)
then
start
(begin)
to
die
cutely
death
isn't
real
pona
a!
congratulations
, you
zzzzzzzzzzzz
boring
NO
DREAMING
ALLOWED
DURING
KIJETESANTAKALU
LIFE
!!!!!!
, PLEASE
SLEEP
AT
HOUSE
(WALMART)
// yesss
congratulations you live at Walmart now
now do what you were meant to do originally
// i was going to say "congratulations you have merged kije (shortening of kijetesantakalu) with kije (capitalism)
...
what
was
that
Yeah!
congratulations you have forgotten
how to remember
I'm
trying
// nope. if you want to choose more words write a book
// you can try to do a particular joke and people might follow suit but i'm going to say whatever words i like.
to
write
a
song
for
it.
Unfortunately,
no
Congratulations. No
Kulupo o, what's the next question? You make it!
How
okay that's the end of the question. So Kulupo o, how?
Uhhh,
I
think
you
should
steal
another
mushroom
or
something
, maybe?
At
noon,
howl
to
the
strange
cloud
and
forgive
me
father
for
i
// WHY DID I EXPECT THAT
//for I.... AM STEVE!
have
a...
kijetesantakalu
jockey!!!!!
// oh, so that's why we're stealing mushrooms
// toki pona movie for 30th anniversary
// I'm not even joking. we could do a documentary about tp in 2032
// heck even in 2027
// who else is in this movie
//plot: A group of people find a magical kiwen that takes them to ma pona pi toki pona and they gotta save the whole place
// who plays anthony mccarthy
// who is malgosha
// the pig from the Minecraft movie
// who replaces the main characters
// replaces what? are you imagining this as a copy of the mc movie
misali, kekan, retsamys and sapaa
// oh well I guess that's the question now
walk
the
soweli
, because
of
humgry
congratulations, the soweli has been tawad
who is humgry
I
gregdan
stan
sans
// this isn't ouija
// I is a word
// I is a word
// I is a word
// I is a word
// I is a word
//wait did we all just type the same thing at the same time? Maybe this IS ouija...
congratulations you now know who is humgry
why does gregdan stan sans
sans
gregdan
is
greg
ness
-like
for
me
for
meee
for
MEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
guitar
SO
solo
YOU
THINK
YOU
KEN
PINI
E
MI
E
SPIT
LON
LUKIN
// the dilemma
MI
ISIPIN
E
NI:
SINA
KEN
OLIN
E
MI
LI
WEKA
TAN
MOLI
MI
A
MELI
O
NI
ALA
E
MI
MELI
O
MI
WILE
WEKA
TAN
NI
TASO
(kalama)
MUUU
AAAAAAA
MUUU
...ala
li
suli
a,
ale
li
// i am firmly out of the loop
ken
sona
// were singing bohemian rhapsody
// bohemian rhapsody tokipono edition
, ala
// ah carry on then
li
suli
. ala
li
suli
...tawa
miiiiiii
(kon
sepe)
// a a a
// that was egocentric
congratulations. jan Mekuli li pilin pona
how do i avoid code switching?
Just
monke
pona
like
me
fr
// kisa Pisowe o you missed bohemian rhapsody (mtpnn edition)
congrats, mu u a
// so did you kmno4
// more like the last third of bohemian rhapsody
how can I avoid becoming the next heir to the washroom empire?
NI
ALA
ALA
!
NI
!
!!!
!cap
:3
;3
:4
:5
:/ə̃/
:六
// here I didn't add in any extra punctuation, but heres my transcript:
// sans gregdan is greg nesslike for me for mee for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE guitar SO solo YOU THINK YOU KEN PINI E MI E SPIT LON LUKIN MI SINA ISIPIN E NI: SINA KEN OLIN E MI LI WEKA TAN MOLI MI A MELI O NI ALA E MI MELI O MI WILE WEKA TAN NI TASO (kalama) MUUU AAAAAAA MUUU …ala li suli a, ale li ken sona, ala li suli. ala li suli… tawa miiiiiii (kon sepe)
:ɤ
STOP
BREATHING
SO
LOUD
OR
I'LL
ELSE
YOU!
AND
// that's a wonderful sentence!
YOUR
LOVING
AND
CHILDREN
. I'LL
RIP
THEIr
skin
off
- Librarian
Union
, 17
miles
from
your
Texan
apartment
(yeehaw
pardner)
congratulations, you and your family are now in danger due to a librarian union
// honestly it's probably your fault if you pissed off a librarian union. they should be on your side unless you fuck up bad
what did i do to get the librarian union pissed off
capitalism,
and
vandalism,
aaand
murder.
i
almost
uhhh
nevermind.
wait
one
time
unit,
we
utala
e
e
e
e
e
MAMA
SINA
(melome)
(😏)
(🧢 )
(🍝)
(
💥)
☆〜(ゝ。∂)
ok
now
lets
unpa
e
mama
// we're so good at stretching the definition of "a word". i mean, even "some letters surrounded by a gap" surely doesn't account for (
💥) or ☆〜(ゝ。∂)...
# 
// is there a reason you're commenting things out differently each time
// when u make up some rules but ur a chill guy (kmno4) and lowkey stop caring that much
(seme
a)
/* funny */
/* joke */
/* here */
""" im almost out though """
// aww...
yeah
guys
can
be
jaki
sometimes
but
most
are
hot
🧌
🚋
🌃

guys
we
should
stop
posting
about
baller
roblox
: baller

tiktok:
小红书
!!!
congratulations, you did something. I think the librarians dont like chaos or hot boys
ok but do the librarians like anarchy
kamalawala
li
lon
la
ona
li
lon
lon
congratulations your question has been answered
no it hasnt, can i have a refund
how
would
you
like
your
steak
done?
hmm...
I
want
it
irradiated
orange
congratulations your steak will be out shortly
is it good?
well
no
because
taso
is
nena
suli
mute
(
)
a
a
a
,
AAAAAAAAA
BBBBBBBBB
CCCCCCCCC
DDDDDDDDD
EEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEE
EEEEEEE
EEEEEE
EEEEE
EEEE
EEE
EE
E
⠀
Congratulations! Gone.
how to stop mtpnn from turning into mtpasw
//
// no (kon sepe)?
// idk what sepe is 😭
// seven
yes
yet
no
not
Congrats! The answer for that was yesn't
How to anti-unlobotomize a tasty paper about the Isle of Man?
Expect
the
so-called
unexpected
Esperantists
to
"pono"
the
entire
"toki"
or
to
claim
ma
pona
for
nobody
(it
means
"Good
Country")
in
particular
, until
The
psychotics
// actually I wanted it to be konlikujo but it didn't have the same ring tonit
// to it
force
.
Congratulations! Now you know to expect the unexpected Esperantists.
what is the value of a chicken jockey to you?
none.
Absolutely
none.
or
maybe
shittons
// whoops I thought I deleted the word that went before it
// srry
//nah you good 😊
bread,
emeralds
I
mine,
and
trucks
are
kulijo
wawa
tawa
kijetesantakalu
ala
🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
💦 💦 💦
// seme a
incendio
🔥 🔥 🔥
incendio
🔥 🔥 🔥
fire
fire
fire
seli
🔥
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
AHHHHH
🔥 🔥 🔥
🔥🔥🔥
🔥 🔥 🔥
🔥🔥🔥
🔥 🔥 🔥
🔥🔥🔥
HELPPPP
MEEEEE
🔥 🔥 🔥
🔥🔥🔥
🔥 🔥 🔥
🔥🔥🔥
🚒
💨
nice.
💦 💦 💦
💦💦💦
💦 💦 💦
💦💦💦
congratulations, your house burnt down and you extinguished it successfully
How can I rebuild my house?
hire
kala
to
pali
seagull
(conway's