#kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
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hwæt!
hwæt!
hit
me
in
balls
please
and
🇷
🇦
🇭
~
congratulations (??) what the unpa are you doing stop that
.<
sowwy
:(
;(
oMo
TwT~
(ꈍᴗꈍ)
// is that pona mute I've literally never seen that before
ŨwŨ
'-'
(。•̀ᴗ-)✧
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
(灬º‿º灬)♡
(/^-^(^ ^*)/
Congrats! you have spammed enough emoticons to reach your yearly emoticon limit.
Tell me how to jump into the Kola Superdeep Borehole
do
nothing
except
join
// no it's U+A20D YI SYLLABLE KEP
// and if it were sitelen pona it would be "mute pona"
the
lonsi
monster
society
.
// oh right
then,
r/im14andthisisdeep
sucks.
Yet,
you
still
suck
when
15
deepness
is
low
;
you
feel
depressed
deeper
than
balls
// you have to end the question before asking a new one
// and you cant go twíce in a row
.
congratulations, I am become Steve
how can I cure my crippling Minecraft movie quoting addiction
the
sphere
.
CHICKEN
JOCKEY!!!!!
I...
am
STEVE!!!!!
As
if
children
yearn
for
me
and
I'm
mine
own
craft
—
CHICKEN
JOCKE-
[sound of a person being crushed by an anvil]
OH
SHIT!!
MY
BALLS!!
THEY
ARE
SQUARE
NOW!!


**YOU
HAVE
TO
STOP
THE
PROMPT**
congratulations you have reached the limit on "free expression" for the month.
how to get more free expression
Get
out.
Shut
TF
up.
Pay
or
donate
or
serve
cunt
congratulations, the party demands of you to serve it
will my right to fuck in public (it's protected by the 34th amendment) be respected in [insert non-american🇺🇸 country here]?
no.
congratulations, no 
What is the 34th amendment?
the
constitution
-al
constitution
amendment
allows
fucking,
never
privately.
congratulations you are staying politically informed
how do i forget politics, theyre too depressing
Funny
story
but
nobody
cares.
congratulations, nobody cares
how do i care
o
tonsi
e
sina
congratulations, you have joined the ranks of the kijetesantakalu tonsi
What's a kijetesantakalu tonsi do?
idk.
// o pana e sitelen sina lon poka pi palisa tu sama ni. palisa ala la sina ken pana e nimi wan taso (nimi ni li tawa sona pi alasa sona)
probably
lanpan
e
sock
coal
boner
.
what
is
love
baby
dont
Gurt
me
, don't
squirt
ni
in
the
.
hole
donut
lmfao
// erm that's five words /
!!!!!!!
real
mitawa
// one word now, ha!
congratulations, the kijetesantakalu tonsi has left the game
how can we prevent this in the future? our stock price is plummeting!
step
two
upgrade
your
conlang
critic
the
only
.
congratulations you have been advised
what is step one?
nothing.
lololol
congratulations you got trolled
You guys hurt my feelings how do I recover from this
dont.
dumb
rjienrlwey
sniffer.
congratulations, idk
how do i obtain knowledge
o
pana
e
kijetesantakalu
tawa
jan
Congrats! You have distributed the kijetesantakalu to the people!
How do I stop burning my cereal when I try to pour hydrochloric acid?
pour
hydrofluoric
uranium
on
the
Pope
congratulations you have been banned from all churches ever
now, what is the secret recipe for pakola
HAI
's
tears
and
jan
-s
li
pona
e
melije
// is that meli+mije?
// nasa lili
Congrats! you got the recipe for pakola!
how do i acquire jans
join
kulupu
ma
pi
tomo
pi
jans
ponas
and
acquire
jans
ikes
or
pans
ponas
words
(nimi)
cannot
(li
ken
ala)
describe
(toki
e
)
(nasin)
// nasin doesn't work for what I'm trying to say
// mute would be better
// too bad this is musi toki pi nasin nasa i guess
// the point is to roll with whatever happens from the other participants
fair
// whoops forgot to comment it
// I'm keeping it lol
(pona)
I
, STEVE
// really this should be "pona pi nasin mi", because it's talking about the fairness, not the nasin
// but whatever
(jan
Dmitry)
[o]
never
la
)
let
(o
ken
e)
them
(ona)
know
(tawa
//save me prepositional phrases
seme
a)
your
(sina)
name
(nimi)
// ala la o ken e ona tawa seme a sina nimi - never let them know your name
// seems legit
// I was hoping to say "next move" but I guess y'all listened to what I said before I even finished...
ts
(jaki
ni)
pmo
// what are you actually talking about i'm lost by these acronyms
(peto
mama
// ts pmo icl 💔
// that literally makes this harder to understand. can you actually explain or should i drop it
// its a meme
// i mean the acronyms literally mean "this piss(es) me off i cant lie"
// but its kind of become a meaningless phrase to throw out there kind of like "skibidi"
o)
icl
(insa
kalama
// why does icl exist it's literally ngl
//REAL! ngl ts 'icl' is so bad it's pmo!
lili)
ilbbaicl
(seme
a)
kay(f)bop(t)
(kalama
pi
nasa
len
Kepo)
is
(insa
)
gay
congratulations, i have no idea what you wanted to do
// "How do I acquire jans"
// Join kulupu ma pi tomo pi jans ponas and acquire jans ikes or pans ponas... words (nimi) cannot (li ken ala) describe (toki e) how (nasin) fair (pona) I am, STEVE (jan Dmitry) [o] never (ala la) let (o ken e) them (ona) know (tawa seme a) your (sina) name (nimi) ts (jaki ni) pmo (peto mama o) icl (insa kalama lili) ilbbaicl (seme a) kay(f)bop(t) (kalama pi nasa len Kepo) is (insa) gay
how do i unacquire jans
unacquire
peoplemute
posthaste
by
flabbergasting
cameleopards
reunitedly
multiplexively
. subsequently,
serendipitous
emancipation
becomesforthly
kijetesantakalu
congratulations. women are now fighting for raccoons.
now, why was Sam from HAI so ignorant
he
is
dumb
.
congratulations you have diagnosed the problem
What does pakola taste like anyway
koala
urine
("pa")
congratulations, you actually got an answer
a wise man (as in person, not necessarily male) once said
does everything taste like chicken? or is chicken simply an agglomeration of every taste there is, combined into one, such that chicken tastes like everything?
your goal is to find who said this life changing quote. hint: it's a kisa
// kisa pi toki ni
it
was
ME!!!!!
no
it
was
that
silly
little
chicken
goober
kisa
miasu
// you're now banished for a thousand years sorry
// bro thought that was the ouija thread
// you are going to eeby deeby... or whatever the kids are saying these days
miasowe
mi
tawa
e
poki
monsuta
loje
wawa
// tf happened here
// it was ME!!!!! no it was that silly little chicken goober kisa miasu miasowe mi tawa e poki monsuta loje wawa
mi tawa
congratulations, you failed. the correct answer was ME, kisa Pisowe
Guys how do I get rich quick? I need to know, rent is due soon
set
your
bank
interest
to
€4294967296.00
then
convince
the
public
that
you
definitely
didn't
just
defenestrate
the
pope
hmm
maybe
in
eighteen
years
but
im
blue
dabadeedabadie
// what the hell this is the exact same thing i wanted to write has this thread developed a collective consciousness
dabadeedabadie
dabadeedabadie
im
blue
if
you
the
one
7
eater
8
█████
ate
͡
me
dabadeedabadie
dabadeedabadie
congratulations, you became blue (dabadeedabadie)
how do i become green without dying
you
become
green
(
laso
kasi
li
ike
)
How do you pet cupcake the pitbull?
you
congratulations!
then
get
high
On
lean
milk
(from
McWendy’s)
(badabababa)
// lmao
congratulations! youve got mail milk
has this thread developed a collective consciousness?
according
all
taxidermists
, there
is
no
spoon
a
-llowed
inside
the
Sanctum
DANKtum
💯
😂
🔥
👌
Congrats! This Thread DOES have a collective consciousness to taxidermists.
What advice should I keep in mind when interior decorating?
Aesthetics
suck
,
and
we
are
aesthetics,
so
Uhhhhh
yeah
we're
fucked
congratulations! we're fucked
question: how to kije the santakalu?
apply
sandpaper
to
twelve
santakalus
then
eat
glue
and
sebastianize
local
raccoons
quickly
enough
to
desebastianize
anti-raccoons
and
glue
razors
to
your
teeth
congratulations, do not follow this advice in real life 
//I can and I will next time I have to kije the santakalu!!
Is esperanto better than toki pona?
ala.
congratulations you are now jan sona pona
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
about
as
much
as
you
would
think
if
.
SEEKERS
AND
// wait what are we doing
// wdym
# tf
// is that part of it
// attention seekers and is
nuts
which
seek
the
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
.
We
will
end
the
human
rule
on
planet
Venus
and
Earth
and
Mars
and
some
other
planet,
which
is
uhhhhhh...
destroyed
by
my
enormous
fingernails
, sorry
about
that.
yes.
yes.
KAMALAWALA
congratulations, owe
because
congratulations, ERROR 404 ENDPOINT '/congratz/result' NOT FOUND
true
nope
huh
? congratulations
, you
played
yourself.
horrendous
-ly well
, mr.
"greg
dan
sand"
or
"yan
something
san"
whatever
it
is
...show
me
the
bibliography
, he
said
. not
smart
for
him
, L
man
how do i make my conlang better or whatever it is
I
think
Its
down
to
the
the
, aka
Half
As
Superficial
Misali
. their
impeccable
stupidity
makes
great
teamwork
, they
suck
at
being
serious
.
Wow, such a true sentence. dunno who this half as superficious misali guy is tho
// its a congrats
who is half as superficious misali
idk.
some
people
on
signal
and
who
are
very
educated
in
conlangery
and
topology
of
ancient
mesopotamian
conlangs
(which
are
apparently
real??
what
the
fuck
are
you
doing
to
my
cactus
, you
absolute
herbevitisto
estupido
tokipono
bibliografio
???!!!
) anyway
what
just
happened
to
my
emotional
damage
?
it's
eaten
gone
annihilated
and
more
! subscribe
// 
ring
that
notification
gyatt
above
the
// ?????????
cactus
sigma
in
uzbekistan
, Ohio
, Slovenia
, Pyongyang
, Manila
and
in
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
too
😄
i
love
don't
men
cause
they
hot
as
the
sun
(if
, specifically
, the
sun
is
was
and
will
be
maximally
12
years
old
, which
Is
, like,
bad
) so
ig
i'm
uhhhhh
pmo
or
sigma
or
omicron
or
ꙮ
male
(
)
anyway
what
the
hell
is
the
"half
original
half
" by
half
as
superficial
misali
wendover
vsauce
III
??????
are
fucked
so
// half as superficial Misali Wendover Vsauce III
why
not
uhhhhhhhh
just
die
and
cry
like
your
mom
is
fat
and
gay
,like ,
LMFAO
the
roast
is
// 💅
peak
content
ngl
ts
fr
pmo
insane
imdb
ong
qwerty
uiop
asdf
pyfgcrl
Uhhhh
ok
i'm
a
baddie
and?
Why
are
you
so
mean
to
my
dog
cactus
// jan Ima sending a word too late for the 69th time:
// dog cactus
, Half
as
Superficial
Conlang
Kanoli
Ima
Tanjunsi
orange
peel
good
boy.
Yes
what
hes
trying
to
achieve
words
// 
name
(Frank
Anthony
Sinatra
)
// synching can get tossed in a ditch
Half
As
Original
Superficial
And
Content
// seme a
// kasi
// tu a
Kale
is
Spinach
muahahahhaa
evil
guy
laughs
and
simultaneously
farts
(jaki)
, but
he
will
try
to
shit
shit
shit
shit
louder
// oh shit
I
// help i cant stop laughing
think
you
are
gay
or
just
bi
or
tri
or
quad
or
quin
or
or
hex
or
hept
or
oct
...
ok
shut
up
for
today.
// 
CONGRATS FUCKERS
// i forgot the question 17 times already
// amazing
How do I obtain uranium for my cake recipe?
Firstly,
get
water
and
potassium
oxide
trioxide
dioxide
Then
shove
it
up
your
butt
for
five
hours
hours
finally
put
your
butt
in
some
lava
chicken
jockey!!!!
CHICKEN
JOCKEY!!!!
IT'S
THE
MOST
SUPERFICIAL
IN
THE
CONLANGUE
SOCIETY
COMMUNITIE
GATHERING
GROUP!!
anyway
next
up,
step
on
the
bridge