#kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
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is
obvious
that
Mr.
Pona
is
hiding
an
dark
Pen
po
Ilo
lonsi
2:
electric
kijetesantakalu
blues
boogaloo
bonanzq
(the
Fuck™️)
.
we
the
people
of
ANARCHY
and
HELL
(America)
want
FREEDOM
and
STUFF
THAT'S
EXEMPT
FROM
TAXES!!!!!!
(Like
drugs
'n
sex
lol)
Article_1.
All
people
suck
(unconditionally)
and
the
people
are
tonsi
too
just
😈

Also
you're
the
worst.
Sorry.
congratulations, you have made me sad
// what was even the question
VSauce is asking me how fast I can run. How do I divide myself into an infinite number of components and rearrange them in a way that makes me have two bodies and repeat it until I have a clone army ready to lock VSauce in that white room again?
start
at
Popeyes™
, go
northwest
towards
the
mountains
and
continue
jorking
that
bears
resemblance
cutely
to
mun
Kekan
Wan
Tu.
?!
Then
, fuck
n't
'd've
'st
until
Jupiter
absolutely
dies
horribly
and
fucks
your
paper
cutter
somehow
ending
in
chaos
theory
revelations
.
Repeat
on
repeat
:||
until
June
15th.
Then
execute
pole
strippers
when
they
rip.
RIP.
(Rest
of
Idiotic
y'all
suck)
repeating
repetitive
cycles
represent
real
reasons
regarding
relevant
resident
realizations
referencing
reactionary
reinstatements
regarding
reductionary
reconassaince
reincarnation
carnation
nation
is
exceptionally
reduced.
please
send
help.
now.
we
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
are
aren't
are
are
not
of
not
the
the
pakala?
[syntax
errar:
blehhhh
flip
table
alert
]
boom
shakalaka
shakalaka
shakalaka
shakalaka
kala
swimming
lon
sinpin
sewi
a
la
mode
is
alright
funny
yeah
yes.
e
f
g
h
i
j
k
h
r
u
ok?
no
absolutely
not
send
cheeseburgers
please
now
🥺
:3
^.^
suwi
^-^
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
li
a
a
e
a
a
a
a.
.
.
.a.
o
.
jan
li
li
li
li
o
esun
o
tonsi
esun
o
mute
o
pakokolalar
wawa
mute
sewi
sussy
pakala
baka
la
le
lu
lo
||whats this channel about?||
||asking questions about how to do something and then people answer them one word at a time. this time, people seem to have chosen madness over sanity, but the question in not ended until somebody says “congatulations, you’ve …” which is relevant to the question asked, so for now, you can’t ask a question. the current question is supposed to be: “VSauce is asking me how fast I can run. How do I divide myself into an infinite number of components and rearrange them in a way that makes me have two bodies and repeat it until I have a clone army ready to lock VSauce in that white room again?”||
you
kill
people
that
kill
those
who
know💀💀
Cheeseburger
kili.
o
tonsi
pona
anu
tonsi
ala
pona!
pona
li
pona
e
ike
la
ike
li
kama
e
pona
tan
pona
pi
jan
a
a
a
a
.
kisa
mi
li
akesi
mu
li
pakala
ala
.
uwu
wuwojiti
titi
owo
uwuowojiti
.
So
, what
the
actual
soweli
farts?!!
Until
death
, he
sniffs
a
soweli
wawa
farts
ala.
Soweli
Li
Anu
Seme
?
lon
lon
lon
lawn
care
is
mandatory
yesterday.
yesteryear
was
overmorrow.
tomorrow
gneurshk
shalt
begin
benignly
breaking
a
brand
because
boys
suck
that
's
// the mascot probably
// is this unpa
kijetesantakalu's
ijo
has
legs
(7,
9,
of
millimeters
later)
Recently,
rhetorical
questions
have
been
coëxisting
wiþ
people.
step
six:
wait
0
or
so
Planck
decades
then
// the fuck is a planck decade
// okay I'm giving this a definition: the amount of planck lengths it takes to fill a light decade
escape
// that's a nonsensically large amount of number
// also it's just a number not a unit of time
// yes, that's fine
// light years are distance not time
// misnomers my beloved
// oh wait it says "wait"
// yes but you cannot wait a number
// don't tell me what to do /j
// luckily 0 * [anything] = 0 so waiting 0 anything is the same
// actually 0 here is just an approximation
// "or so"
// . . .
the
2:
Planck
Boogaloo
congratulations you have a cake now. watch out for the radiation.
how do i land on the moon while simultaneously doing a backflip over Ryan Reynolds and inducing nuclear fusion?
Start
dying
habitually
every
Planck
millenia
until
death.
// words of wisdom
congratulations you have died many times
// technically it said "until death" so you only died once
"technically it said "until death" so you only died once" - jan Tanjunsi
How to die multiple times?
preposterous!
you
idiot!
fool!
nincompoop!
buffoon!
whore!
multideath
is
multiïmpossible
because
multirevival
is
multimuch
multiïmpossible
and
multistupid
(just
put
death
inside
the
bag
lil
bro)
.
I
should
just
die
(but
that
's
just
to
do
well
. A
frog
DO
OT
. Thanks
buddy
, you
pona!
So
smile
and
cry)
Congratulations, you've died multiple times trying to understand this nonsense
how do i learn toki pona
o
ala
li
ala
ala
ala
?
ala
e
nasa!!!
pi
nasa
la
nasa
enko
kokowiwon
e
la
mi
mu
li
pi
pi
pi
moli
sina
a!!!!
Congrats!, you have now gotten a stroke due to 3 nestled pi phrases
how what the pakala type of toki pona dialect is this
// ;3
none.
and,
uhhhhh
because
yknow
since
umm
gay
that
's
didjdjdjjdd
obviously
FFVMGYRFCHGNFC,WKHSAHHJ,EF
.
congrats, you found out what toki pona dialect that was
How can I eat raw scorpions without getting stung
first,
get
an
small
box
with
at
then
get
// was going for “at least” but i guess we’re nasaing
// bru
eaten
by
200,000
Willow
// uh ok
trees
(
next
page
)
.
Page
// what does it mean to be parthenthesis
410
:
no
I
// they’re just parentheses
// a
don't
bother
viciously
'septu@dZInt
the
pakala??
like,
pacman
is
dead
the
movie
of
all
time
||games||
(
coin
words
like
kijetesantakalu
me
pls
)
)
la
)
Congrats! You watched the movie Pacman is Dead after getting eaten by 200,000 Willows in a box and didnt even try eating scorpions raw without getting stung.
how do i turn myself into a cake and feed myself to a giant noob
first
turn
into
a
cake
then
walk
sideways
into
yourself
and
die
Congrats! You have fed yourself to yourself and caused multiple violations of the laws of physics and space which causes the universe to crash as god tries to turn on and turn off his pc
How to make a peanut butter sanwhcig anus seme?
what
the
pakala
did
you
you
say
about
my
you
??!
ill
flip
eeeeeeet
ooooooounghhhh
next
up
: we'll
crurururufcururucururufucururucuf
your
burgundy
#########
bones
!!
!!Q
Q
(edited)
XD
n00b
lobotomy
simulaor
2003
edition
(
congrats! you gave yourself a concussion while trying to help someone
)
congratulations, you have successfully closed a congrats statement in parentheses
how to legally walk from point A to point B without using baking powder
use
die
to
roll
die
// oh dera
dera
*dare
read
the
*door
and
????
congrats, you have made the walker die
How to bake a plastic bag using food coloring
die
.
co grats, die....
how to swallow a uranium atom legally with a lawyer
use
several
laws
to
z瑟g(f)蕯蕦(f)z瑟g(t)蕯a(f)
the
atoms
,
within
your
legal
stomach
,
then
apply
100
tonic
for
ces
to
loce
the
world
.
:)
yay
þ
orn
!
i
dont
use
any
letters
in
old
english
.
oops
Glingglize
is
the
// rip oops
way
things
way\
work
around
here
// double
// a ni li tu ala lon sitelen mi
too
bad
i
farted
.
Congrats, you now have atoms in your legal stomach, don't use letters from Old English, everything is Glingglize, and you farted
how to obtain uranium, fish, and piss?
have
them
already
.
congrats you have not been helped
[in the most American accent you have ever heard]
Bonjour, como estas?
yo
you
chaps
are
// /baːndʒʊəɹ koʊmoʊ ɛstæs/
nuts.
don't
try
speaking
ever
.
don't
vivesoiroriytdagbjyhseggfhkoouewf
your
horses
or
zebras
because
it
// the word zebras has a horse emoji and the word horses has a zebra emoji. What.
will
not
successfully
success
failing
atoll
tree
.

ERROR:
!??!?!?!
PROFIT
INCREASED
!
accordingly,
many
meowers
mu-ed
like
sowelis
do
the
pali
xnopyted
near
by
aaaaaaaaaaaaj
and
dhsbbenwjskakkakamsnsj
f***s
// wordplay of pour (four) also, how nice
meöws
t***e
meö̈ws
meö̈̈ws
meö̈̈̈ws
t*o
Ꜫ
o*e
guys
mute
discord
mods
because
they
ban
homopho[b/n quantum superposition]es
or
[gay/word quantum superposition]
// this is entangled with the previois superposition btw
!
quantum
superpositions
for
the
Holy
: a
treatise
on
tonsiïsm
and
the
bipolarity
of
kijetesantakalu
congrats, you have [insert witty summary of all the previous messages]
mi ken kama pona kepeken seme?
tool
,
i
guess
i
just
"kepeken
your
ilo"
Said
Mama
Bidet
// I meant to say "Biden" freaking autocorrect
// honestly this makes it funnier
washes
dishes
and
spoons
and
speaks
poliespo
. i
feel
WE
THE
KULUPU
OF
MA
MEWIKA
IN
ORDER
TO
PALI
A
MORE
PONA
KULUPU
OWE
ALA
A!!!!!!!
O
UTALA
E
TOES
# ????????????
// seme the fuck
You
must
not
leave
.
congratulations, you're stuck forever.
is the raccoon cult good tho
ona
li
nasa
ala.
nasa
ala!
// i didn't see that . in your first message oops
pona
ala.
jan
li
ike.
Kijetesantakalu
li
congratulations, you can stop now
what if we dont wanna stop
fuck
you
xd
n00b
congratulations, fuck you xd n00b
speak only in the slang of a video game that doesn't exist, but sounds like it would be the slang of a video game
flinghop
blam(f)zip(t)
the
glup(p)ngop(f)
squirt(k)plorg(x)
vestalites
bro!
WAIT
STOP
KAY(F)BOP(T)
IN
MUSI
TOKI
PI
NASIN
NASA!
IKE
ESTÁ
!
MUY
// <extreme new york accent>
BAD-O
// </extreme new york accent>
// also not me commenting out the actual code
, YO
MAMA
DOESN'T
LIKE
ME
:(
😭
FML💔
. ts
pmo
icl
:
Icicle
Spore
ngl
imho
sybau
oicurmt
iwytsmduiciyf
congrats, you have rendered yourself unintelligible
how do i make a word for word story written by several people teaching how to do something in specific
gay
congrats, you are [mijomi/tolinto/melome as appropriate] as fuck
how do i be intelligible
toki
pono
or
whatever
it
is?
show
me
the
bibliography
congratulations, you have successfully become Anthony McCarthy on the journey to intelligence
how did this happen?
frog
levitation
sphere
intelligence
to
government
!
The
Qwoke
Have
Jumped
Off
Lemmingstyle
Skyscrapers
Inc.
orporaterddorq&&rhvf
kay(f)bop(t)
flam(t)drop(f)
poop(p)sock(p)
not(p)a(b)real(t)kay(f)bop(t)word(p)
kay)f(bop)t(
help(p)me(f)im(t)stuck(f)in(p)a(f)musi(t)toki(p)pi(f)nasin(t)nasa(p)and(f)im(t)forced(p)to(f)write(t)words(p)come(f)and(t)save(p)me(f)please(t)
kay(f)bop(urkwuláu ri esaḑcalla Ithkuil
—
4/2/25, 7:12 PM
Grammar wise it's not that hard to learn, some (preferably long) writing practice will get you acquainted with the phonological forms of all sections of the grammar as well as their meanings
As with any language though, the vocabulary will take the longest
From there it's really up to the degree of "fluency" you want to achieve
Are you ok with taking 5 minutes to build a sentence that's a bit longer than just one or two formatives with only the essential slots filled and/or a referential? Or would you want to set as your goal to speak with a conversationally acceptable delay?
The former is not that out there, the latter is yet to be proven possible or impossible
$ hna Kleä ~
—
4/2/25, 11:07 PM
How would you say I want us to play a game
Or, I want us to engage in an act of recreation
As simply as possible
Švetļalzëihá lai’wusl means I want (and someone else is participant in that wanting) that you and I each engage in separate acts of recreation
Alzo švetļalzëihá lai’wusl also has scope over validation which I would roughly translate to "I want us to engage in a complementary act of recreation (and I want to perceive this myself)"
Ik you can just use unspecified validation but that defeats the purpose of having the category there at all
Or you could use the reciprocal valence affix before the desiderative modality affix but that's inelegant
$ hna Kleä ~
—
4/2/25, 11:14 PM
I wish affixual adjuncts could scope over mood/aspect/valence/phase without scoping over validation/case/Illocution
I'm'na just tack it onto my use of the language atp kskçç
Also I wish that modality affixes were stated to scope over slot VIII by default (but not VIX))