#kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
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Sarah
h
.
congrats, you woken't up
who is Sarah h
sala
h
chocolat
du
croissant
eun
noir
chat
blanc
ghfaet
Parlez
heurghe
kepeken
toki
pona
anu
toki
Epanjo
anu
toki
Putonwa
anu
mun
Kekan
San
Tu
li
wan
li
tu
li
san
li
po
li
luka
li
mute
ali
li
ale
li
ala
.
// my fav mtpnn strat is just saying pi
pi
// works every time
mi
li
nasa
ala
e
esun
congratulations! what even was this about? how is any of this related to the things we have established earlier?
// who is Sarah h
// "who is Sarah h?"
// "sala h chocolat du croissant eun noir chat blanc ghfaet Parlez tu vous heurghe kepeken toki pona anu toki Epanjo anu toki Putonwa anu mun Kekan San Tu li wan li tu li san li po li luka li mute li ali li ale li ala. pi pi mi li nasa ala e esun tonsi."
How do I copy down the constitution word for word? (Asking for a friend)
We
, the
People
of
// sarah h is the chocolate of crossant, a white cat black. ghfaet. do you you heurge using toki pona or spanish or mandarin or Gregdan3 2 and 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and 5 and 20 and 100 and 100 and 0. my bug(?) makes the nonbinary stocks straightforward.
the
United
States
, in
ANARCHY
// wait you said in and not of oops
// i was just waiting for the next word
&
HELL
don't
believe
Catholicism
because
caffeine
gives
Catholics
wings
||"Caffeine gives Catholics wings" – musi toki pi nasin nasa chat||
and
KFC
bathroom
incidents
(they
happen
every
now
and
then)
.Article
15
hello
bitches
! We
tonsi
lexical
analyses
mute
of
the
Presidential
Office
of
the
Nuke
Ministry
.
Congratulations, you have made a constitution!
// We, the People of the United States, in ANARCHY & HELL don't believe Catholicism because caffeine gives Catholics wings and KFC bathroom incidents (they happen every now and then).Article 15 hello bitches! We tonsi-fy the lexical analyses mute mute of the Presidential Office of the Nuke Ministry.
What are KFC bathroom incidents
When
the
chicken
is
too
yummy
for
the
toki
olin
, it
makes
them
silly
and
explosive
and
esperantist
and
even
nasa
and
and
AND
sexy
(sex
is
possibly
hungry
for
bathrooms
and
i
)
// this is now part of the answer, since it isn't commented
Congratulations, sex. What the fuck is Jesse talking about?
the
fuck
of
Jesse
talks
about
why
sex
Is
real
. Or
why
Perhaps
's
third
//oh wait was that supposed to be possessive, turning the perhaps into a noun?
//yeah that was an accident but I'm good to roll with it
language
of
Indo-European
origins
sexualises
sex
and
unpa
nasa
by
the
Fork
Breastfeeding-O-Rama
Chicken-McChicken-McCelluleids-There's-A-Whole-Salad-Of-Salad-In-The-Spherical-Connotating-Spheroid-Within-The-Accepted-Squares-Of-The-Accepted-Non-Squares-McSandinmyshoes-Mcthecirclesareformingarecursivepattern-McSprinklesprinkle
seme
the
fuckala
seme
the
concerning
congrats you are nasa
what is concerning
You
congrats, whoops wrong channel
// ? I'm answering "what is concerning"
// i meant to sent that relex in #jaki
Assuming the fluctuation of [random sciencey word] is 63.43882, what is the likelyhood that mercury was retrograde when [insert sciencey word here]. Please don't use any evidence to support your answer, we are new age psuedo-"scientists"
69%
of
helium
are
[insert-sciencey-word-here]
einsteinium
including
my
co-
ck
I
love
on
ebay
for
$500,000,000,000
in
real
// Mr beast next video "I bought love on ebay for $500,000,000,000 in real life!"
death
.com
.gov
.org
.edu
.html
/love
r/what
Top
Comment:
"shut
the
pakala
up!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stupid
crustacean
"
Controversial
statement
of
pu
puperson
all
.php
HOT
SEX????
Nope!
COLD
pepper
spray
!!!
AAAAOOUAUAUUGGHHGHHH
AAAÆEEEEŒŒŒOOOUURRRGGHHHĦĦĦ
and
and
“and”
and
or
or
"or"
¿or‽?
XOR
NOT
AND
NAND
XNOR
NXORANDORNORX
congratulations, we have devolved into logical switches
how do I logic?
proof
i
am
an
automatic
burrito
Congrats you have idk
Prove that you are automatic burrito
no
i
ain't
,
Congrats, you're not automatic
ok well are you a burrito
no
Conglaturations, you aren't any kind of burrito :(
then what are you?
No
idea
but
ter
ed
unpa
hommosexualle
kijetesantakallu
lli
Congrats, you are a nasa
How do you get a job at NASA if you are nasa
Nasa
nasa
Can
nasa
nasa
But
nasa
Nasason
nasas
?
nasa
la
mi
wile
nasa
nasa
nasa
nasa
nasa
nasa
#1239191252969328660
#toki-ale message
#1290143477543338034 message
#1290143477543338034 message
#toki-ale message
Microsoft
Nuclear
Biologists
// wait i meant to say dolphin but my brain got distracted by dolphin > marine > marine biologist > biologists
// oops
Dolphinists
don't
go
to
the
Slovenian
walmart
except
lonsists
since
they
follow
lonsi
-sm
after
converting
automobiles
Congratulations, since when did Microsoft employ Slovenian dolphins?
since
like
September
maybe
(1987
ig
or
something
idk)
. Microsoft
Georg
Johnson
is
a
dick
sucker
because
dicks
are
Dickins
(inappropriate
-ness
is
prohibited)
wait...
fuck
this
shit
and
fuck
you
and
me
and
him
and
her
them
and
it
and
that
ass
🤑
// yes, I trickest thee
// 
and
this
thou
and
thee
and
ye
and
someone
-'s
Gyatt
property
skibidi
egypt
!
Ohio
rizz
perish
Gen
Alpha
slang
sling
slung
slœng
slyng
/sluŋ/
/sliŋ/
/slyŋ/
// this is /slaɪŋ/ technically
/slɨŋ/
/slɵŋ/
/slɶŋ/
/s̠ˑˁʰʟ̠ˠᵝɞ̯̆æ̝̃ːŋ̟˦˩˨/
ᜐᜎᜌ᜔ᜈ᜔
slɚng
Slay'n (the g is silent)
shart
along
my
worst
fear
(which
scares
the
/ thx
tonsi
monsi
lonsi
o///o um actually you don't need to add a suffix to make it a verb because it's a content word
konsi
wonti
(mu)si
lon
congratulations, the thread has been inactive for so long that this is the last message in 2 days!
how do I revive this thread?
unpa
⭐
lonsi
hamilton
but
stupider
(Toronto,
Wisconsin)
(brainrot
edition)
is
stupidier
skibidier
and
Ohio
sigmaer
than
Wisconsin
‘s
evil
dreams
about
Wiconsinites
exterminating
the
poor
unfortunate
soooouls🎵
*ba
ba
is
...someone
we
have
to
destroy
children
for
satan
or
another
mysterious
deity
.
why?
idk.
just
fun
and
games
🥳
🕯️
⭕
🦝

until
kijetesantakalu
arrives
and
// for satan, its all fun and games until kijetesantakalu arrives and
dies
of
post-satan-observstion-death
which
is
colloquially
referred
.
therefore
[incomprehensible]
[redacted]
[average noise from an SCP-2750]
[enter credit card information to see content]
// wait SCP-2750 actually exists
// i just entered a random number
// lmao
Processing...
…Success!
ERROR:
Humans
Humans
Huma-
ns
are
gay
as
hell
fire
(the
musical)
starring
Lucifer
as
Unnamed
Ensemble
Director
Five
Costarring
Adam
Lastname
Sandle
as
Grormble
The
Mini
Soda
Can
.
wait
they
rise
up
(take
twice
and
fuck)
(calmly
insert
a
paragraph
into
a
paragraph-consumption
engine
)
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRR
// I love paragraph-consumption engines
[the paragraph consumption engine completes its consumption]
is
100%
delicious
and
tasty
and
awesome
-[the paragraph consumption machine has encountered a memory error]
STOP
PLAYING
PING-PONG
WITH
SABERS
(PARAGRAPH-CONSUMPTION
MACHINE
IS
CONSUMPTING
SABERS)
Javert
Hughes
is
if
thon
criminals
(paper-consumption
// i'm well aware of the proto-neo-pronoun thon, originating from "that one"
// nvm
// proto-neopronoun? it literally is a neopronoun
their
// yes but when i call it that people often object that it's a hundred years old and say "erm neo means new and thats old"
game
plays)
jan
// I'd say a neopronoun in English is any pronoun made after she
Po
is
an
-paing
like
// weirdly this also makes sense not as a calque
// kind of analogous to “i second this”
a
mun
about
some
random
greg
dan
greg
xan
jan
12i√7
±
<syntax
error:
Line
// aken
M
// as in mute
:
MEMORY
COULDN'T
REMEMBER>
Segmentation
Fault
ken
ken
Jericho
Barbieson
// i just typed randomly on my phone and let autocorrect fix it lol
stuff
REBOOTING...
Congratulations, you have restarted MTPNN OS
how to fix MTPNN OS memory syntax error after some mathematical operations reddit
// that's a lot of words buster 
// keywords
// nimi pi ilo lupa
Your
giant
turtle
and
mouth
pakola
ko
li
ken
nasa
mute
li
NASA
e
// if there’s a single NASA scientist who knows tp, i will be so happy
// "I work as a SILLY scientist"
// lmao
SPACE
SPACE
okay,
things
are
going
weirdly.
so
,
let's
talk
about
your
pet
's
favorite
company.
(which
is
KulupuPona™)
They
make
IjoPona™️
which
pulls
everybody's
socks
into
the
void
(only
one
from
each
Also,
frick
KulupuPona™
. They
are
exploitative
and
greedy
(ike)
. So
despite
being
called
KulupuPona™️,
they
are
actually
quite
ike
// what was even the question
// this I think
However,
unfortunately,
sadly,
heartbreakingly,
fixing
MTPNN
OS
is
unpossible 😔
congratulations, you have disappointed me
how do I deal with the feeling of being disappointed?
watch
youtube
shorts
(microdopamineboosts
turn
me
into
on)
if
gay
then
yay
🥳🎉
congrats, i have dopamine and gay happiness now :)
how can i do the opposite?
do
drugs
.
wait,
don’t
drugs.
jami
li
drugs
ala.
congratulations, do not drugs.
// *don't drugs
*don't drugs
is
an
kijetesantakalu
//yes
for?
according
to
Zebras
, bees
and
planes
!
shouldn't
jan
fly?
taso,
aviation
li
restricted
tan
a..
-la.
// no planes except on Mars 😔
congratulations, don't drugs
how can I fly planes outside of mars and not get caught by the Solar System Aviation Legislation Administration
sina
// a
ala
...anu
la
[low quality vsauce music plays]
toki
pono
li
pona
anu
seme
? [vsauce music plays]
// this is allowed because punctuation has been done like this before
seme
sussy
li
lon
-si
tonsi
// so that's what vsauce has been doing for the past 2 years
mi tawa
// wrong freaking channel
Congratulations, you have discovered VSauce's secret project. He is now after you
How to escape from VSauce's powers?
dont
even
fart
or
giggle
tomorrow
.
you’ll
eat
dog
-'s
puppies
(
)
.
goodness
gracious
thats
and
TRANS
and
WOKE
and
LIBERAL
and
wait
... I'm
probably
lost
(someone
help)
in
the
ikea
of
lonsi
(this
Is
absurd
what
planet
are
// how to escape vsauce
// ohh
you
“Jupiter”
- buzzfeed
's
planet
of
quizzes
quizes
// buzzfeed made a planet just for quizes
go
away
: (
or
go
-Triangles
circles:
"I'm
quite
pentadecagonal
ngl
gn
log(n)
ts
nlogn
brb
u
log(n!)
no
way
jose!
San
Kekan
li
jan
Sekan
Kan
e
ale.
". so
,
we
caved
in
to
fuck
jan
Misali
" - Anthony
Mccarthy,
He
dead
2039
, but
realive
!