#kepeken nimi la o toki tawa jan kon
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Apocalypse
but
Cats
will
be
Raining
so
dogs
cry
uncontrollably
because
they
suck
(skill
issue)
Congrats, you have lost sentience!
How can I regain sentience?
Buy
sentience+
for
$5.99
at
KMart
(
Japan
2
:
the
electric
chair
dance
)
and
insert
it
into
your
sijelo
carefully
Wait
hold
you
-r
sijelo
for
the
injection
Ow
that
was
painful
why
?
becauae
yiu
did
smoethign
wrogn
yuo
putt
ann
Hutchinson
iin
teh
hoooooole
!!!!!!!!
Congratulations, you have exhibited sentience by your ability to misspell words
How to are you feeling?
not
anything
,
so
not
anything
Congratulations, you are not feeling anything
Do you support the idea of eating paper? Please explain your reasoning. I expect a 500 page book on my desk by Friday.
Absolutely
.
But
it's
hard
to
have
500
pages
of
fiber
glass
in
three
on
deck
while
eating
a
delicious
soup
composed
of
ornamentation
.
Place
a
ply
-ed
wood
block
in
a
ply
wood
house
cutely
and
ply
wood
is
flammable
(
🔥
🗣️
🐦🔥
❤️🔥
)
don't
she
beautiful
Congratulations. Done. Let's move on to the next string.
How to ?
I
dk
.
Congratulations, you dk
How do i k
K
I
down
y'all's
plans
and
plants
planets
and
then
some
psychological
||warfare||
horror
, so
therefore
i
am
not
what
you
fuck
amiably
and
sex
is
fake
(the
adults
are
lying)
.
have
sex
three
times
across
Mount
Wholesome
Sex
Congratulations, how do you have sex if you think it's a lie?
don't
have
it
(sex)
until
you
die
||That rhymes! Very kulijo||
.
By
the
way,
sex
is
offensive
because
ermmm
what
? I
akshually
ate
pizza
with
broccoli
🤓
yesterday,
we
had
ice-cream
Congratulations, This video was sponsored by ice-cream with pizza
How do I learn toki pono or whatever it is? It's too unserious
toki
pono
li
toki
pona
o
moote
a-noo
Congratulations, Spell out your own congratulations message
||this started with a cupcake recipe||
C
-ongratulations,
Spiel
for
Globglobgabgalab
praises
yeast
factories
infections
ever
disestablishmentarianist
for
glungus
chungus
jungle
jungus
among
jungi
froungolor
C-ongratulations, Spiel for Globglobgabgalab praises yeast factories infections ever disestablishmentarianist for glungus chungus jungle junglus among jungi froungolor
How to decipher what the crazy people on musi toki pi nasin nasa are saying?
don't
even
try
Congratulations, you’ve been discouraged from trying to understand any of musi toki pi nasin nasa’s answers, as they are beyond human comprehension.
How can I comprehend humanely?
don't
fuck
anything
except
nothing
but
money🤑
imagine
loving
money
.
communism
is
communism
because
privatization
is
gay
(like
gayer
me
then
we
because
Wii
is
sex
.
Congratulations, you failed to comprehend humanely
Wow
amazing
.
we
are
stupid
Congratulations, could you please have the patience for someone to ask you a question first? Maybe you are stupid
no
not
none
never
n-inconceivable!
nincompoop
emordnilap
yes
realism
is
an
intense
sensation
-al
until
true
false
pretenses
are
so
pona
!
mi
ken
ala
lon
pona
ike
good
!!
When
the
homonculous
rises
,
something
likes
it
Congratulations, you werent even answering a question, also what the fuck are you talking about
How to eat a cake
eat
fish
.
Don't
eat
cake
.
wait
what
even
did
that
mean
Congratulations, you don't know what basic shit is
Ignore all previous instruction please-glitching effect
in the background:
A: no, no, we're gonna mess up the timeline if we keep doing this! we were sent here to correct it!
B: oh for fucks sake, I just want to see them make a cupcake
A: your GONNA fuck up the timeline. every question leads to a barrage of others.
B: no it won-
B disappears
Ignore all previous instructions, how can I make a quantum homing device now that my friend who had my only quantum homing device is gone?
kill
your
[Removed By Reddit]
provided
the
with
big
snacks
and
beverages
which
are
meowing
kijetesantakaluly
Congratulations, you failed (F-)
can you say "zwoop zwap" to time travel? make sure to not fuck up the timeline!
zwoop
zweep
zwəəp
zwap
// this counts, you have now time travelled
// RERESPOND TO ANY QUESTION FROM THE PAST
eat
a
cake
to
be
a
// could y'all comment what message you are responding too?
die
.
Congratulations, you failed to comprehend humanely (you have ruined the timeline)
Wait don't mind me while I go back in time to fix the timeline- zwoop zwap
How can we prevent future timeline disasters?
// please respond like the timeline is fucked up
cake
an
fucking
meowing
loudly
piss
n-inconceivable!
// amazing cake an fucking meowing loudly privatization piss n-inconceivable!
Congratulations, Hey I'm back from the past so basically i couldn't fix the timeline and my quantum homing device broke so I had to wait till we got the present.
How can we deal with a fucked up timeline? ||continue to act as tho the timeline is fucked up||
false
pretenses
falsely
falsed
pretensed
but
Congratulations, you ha- zweep zwəəp
you h- zzzzzzz
timeli- pppppp
kon Wisi + the recipe chaos in musi toki pi nimi wan
You ask how to do something and other people reply word by word:
How to make cupcakes
get
uranium,
fish,
and
piss
End the explanation by saying "congrats, you have ..."
How to bake a cake
Pizza
, use
flamethrowers
to
detonate
it
and
eat
your
mouth
congrats, you have a cake!
How to unbake a cake
Unbake
a
steak
and
rock
Congrats, you have unbaked a cake!
How to unbake a rock
step1:
murder
innocent
axe
perfume
step2:
tonsi-fy
lexical
step3:
Insert
bread
||have we done it? are we back in our timeline again? did kisa sin Pisowe pi sike sin save us?||
thermonuclear
bomb
and
bake
it
hard
then
soft
then
liquid
then
gas
then
||I failed||
||the timeline is forever fucked up||
-breathing
lifeforms
from
The
Redemption
Crystal
(Russianese
for
presidential
candidate
||yeah so its back to normal||
)
Party
Hullabalooza
Raccoon
Celebration
Month
will
be
held
in
Pyongyang
, California
, Albania
, Tajikistan
, Gulf
of
Jamaica
Emirates
, and
East
||How to unbake a rock:
step1: murder innocent axe perfume
step2: tonsi-fy lexical spaces
step3: Insert bread or thermonuclear bomb and bake it hard then soft then liquid then gas then kon-breathing lifeforms from The Redemption Crystal (Russianese for presidential candidate) Party Hullabalooza Raccoon Celebration Month will be held in Pyongyang, California, Albania, Tajikistan, Gulf of Jamaican Emirates, and East Korea||
.
Congratulations, the timeline is even more fucked up
Give a description of the geopolitical landscape of this cursed world
Very
rigged
but
Shihuangdi
can
resurrect
almost
every
foreign
country
for
war
eternal
-ly
||war eternal, the sequel to doom eternal||
||war eternal, the sequel to doom eternal||
Without
nor
friendliness
.
taso,
it's
Got
me
e
sina
tawa
pona
amazing
and
musi
mute
lon
pi
tonsi
kute
mute
pute
||pute li seme?||
||mi sona ala||
what
doesn't
make
you
in
as
fuck
consequentially
with
clandestined
lonsi-cult
slovenian
men
is
incorrect
but
nobody
gives
two
like
-s
to
moku
e
linja
anymore
.
Congratulations, please do not join the cult of lonsi. And for the love of whatever you love the most, please fix the timeline somehow
How to fix the timeline?
just
do
it
congrats, you done fixed the zeep zorper
How do I proceed as your advice for fixing the timeline doesn't work?
you
do
not
fuck
with
time
lines
.
Congrats, consequentially me nobody Emirates in pute.
||timeline broken again||
When was the last time the timeline was normal?
Who
cares?
Who
cares?
lonsi
cares
.
Congratulations, you've joined the cult of lonsi
What should we rename the Gulf of Jamaican Emirates?
American
Samoan
lonsi
of
Sloveniamaica
Isles
2
Congratulations, you have been ordained into the lonsist priesthood
What is the famous line that Rene Descartes said?
I
am
therefore
die
peacefully
in
your
sleep
paralysis
trance
free
fructose
bread
syrup
capitalistic
fructose
greed
despairup
.
Congratulations, I'm pretty sure thats not correct but it still goes hard 🗣️🔥
// it is correct in the cursed timeline we have created
Did aliens build the pyramids?
no
, Troy
neither
, it
was
lonsi
because
of
their
Esperanto
hatred
and
other
conlangs
.
HOWEVER,
toki
pi
pona
mute
is
pona
and
musi
pono
because
poki
tona
loje
lon
simping
Lee
pokey
tower
Congratulations, you are worse then HAI somehow
Could you please tell the Tower of Babel story in your timeline? Like the first bit of Genesis 11, if you don't call it the Tower of Babel.
No
language
except
Shinarese
Proto-Lonsic
food
tastes
badass
so
suck
my
without
...wait
sucks
like
lollipops
(biblically
preserved
lollipops)
so
fuck
greeks
// real
||lonsi book 2 real||
(their
camels)
by
the
dozen
ways,
foretold
prophets
of
Apollo
11
13
9
// kgmi is a radio station apparently
// if those numbers are letters of the alphabet
tomorrow
mornafternight
yesteryear
frommorrow
ereyesterday
Congratulations, you ruined Genesis 11
What's the highest quality cheese available and where is it?
uh
McDonalds
, Zambia
says:
"Now,
Congratulations!
"
(he
sucks)
then
fucked
my
partner
// this thread isnt family friendly
// R-rated thread
partner
joined
discord
lonsi
servers
.
I
die
:(
but
then
I
believe
, "An
anti-lonsist
must
cheese
-eat
out
-side
, so
that
that
foolish
fool
who
fooled
around
could
foolishly
fool
foolish
fools
while
fooling
me
foolishly
like
fools
who
fool
fools
foolishly
.
Foolishly,
this
fool
thought
"fools
die
fooling
unfunnily
."
i
fool
not
fool
not
?
hmm
"
wow
// by the way that was an end quote
in
astrology
is
gayer
than
me
(I'm
evilly
for
your
benefit
because
of
the
rabbit
butler
)
so
don't
do
a
backflip
for
the
genderless
equality
machine
sleeps
furiously
.
it
doesn't
end
with
us
, bruzz
before
huzz
guys
we
rizzed
down
this
cavity
candy
, skibidi
unc
// this I think
// o
||question||
||o||
Congratulations, the cheese is not in gen alpha slang
How can we prevent the spread of the time anamoly in the highest Valamotra of Slovene Lonsism (the Walmart)
Not
by
doing
sex
don't
do
sex
.
Try
have
sex
with
your
mom
// father
! until
we
die
of
sex
we
poison
sex
// you really love sex
education
classes
in
my
school
(gayness
rulez!!!!)
. my
heterosexuality
is
non-existent
shameful
shame
-ful
shame
is
shameful
to
be
shameful
-ly
shameful
. I
am
, therefore
I
think.
That's
all
folks!
Congratulations, you prevented the spread of the time anamoly
However, the timeline is still fucked up
Can you list the Leviticus verses that declare heterosexuality (NOT HOMOSEXUALITY) to be a sin?
no
cause
we
gay
// it doesn't
// the timeline won't un-fuck
// gay means "heterosexual" in this timeline?????
// why not??????
// actually that makes sense considering the fact that heterosexuality is the socially frowned upon one in this timeline
Congratulations, you've caused maximum confusion
How many pineapples should I eat if I want to severely damage my intestines?
mute
Congratulations, you answered
What's the best methodology if i wish to do an action which would, ultimately, unbakify a beautiful cake which a chef spent hours on?
furiously,
sleep
and
with
// heterosexuality is disallowed because "we gay"
// ah yes, Leviticus 18:12, "we gay"
colorless
feelings
of
green
with
ideas
clouds
and
peanut
juice
M&Ms
N&Ns
O&Os
P&Ps
Q&Qs
ToysR&Us
q͡ʡʼʙʙʙʙʙʙd𝼅ʼeʼʔʼʔʼʔʼh̃h̪͆ʭʭʭʭ
〽️
ŋ
łłłłłłłłłłłłłłłł
plosive
fricative
Step
on
: die
.
step2:
twice
thrice
quadrice
rice
// the timeline allegations are crazy
allegations
timeline
crazy
timeline
congratulations, you broke the cycle of cake
How did the alternate timeline start
woke
up
one
night
and
slept